August 20, 2008
Dear Ted:
Has Crotch Uh-Lastic ever invited Toothy Tile to swim in his pool? Have you ever used two different monikers for the same person?
—Peter, New York City
Dear Peter Patrol:
I believe no, and certainly not. That would be like double skinny-dipping!
Dear Ted:
Is Baby Tile Sunday Rose Kidman Urban?
—Reggie
Dear Det. Diapers:
Nope, but great guess, babe. Just not with Keith, as he's, um, greased in every heterosexual sense of the word.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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August 22, 2008
Dear Ted:
What do you think of Jake G's new princely body? Hottie or nottie? I'd have liked it if only he had chosen to reveal it in the context of the movie and without doing a staged photo op with Reese in the middle of the desert. Everything they do together is too calculated and publicity conscious for my taste.
—Pete
Dear Go Jake or Go Home:
Jakey-Poo's ripped bod might be the only way to get us to one of his flicks. Rendition anyone?
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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August 26, 2008
Dear Ted:
Please don't be like Toothy himself when asked a tough question. Just give a simple answer. A yes or no will do. No beating around the bush or skirting the issue. Is there a Baby Tile?
—Tom, Mt. Laurel
Dear Gay Shooter:
Yes.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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and Im not kidding.
8:17AM: Princes Tom-Tom, is that you????
Reese and Atticus
Reese is shameless and pathetic. LOL!
http://www.smh.com.au/news/diving/through-toil-and-strife-matthew-gets-his-reward/2008/08/24/1219516264750.html
"Gay website Outsports.com said he was the only man among 10,500 Olympic athletes to publicly say he is gay. But his mother said while he has always been proud of his sexuality, Mitcham was initially concerned that coming out would affect him financially. "He was only hesitant because he was worried about that factor of sponsorship," Vivien said. "It was a bit of a worry. But I think everybody has caught up now."
Fletcher said that Mitcham, 20, was concerned that his sexuality would overshadow his diving achievements. He has become a pin-up boy gracing the covers of national gay magazines here and overseas. Gossip blogger Perez Hilton featured a shirtless Mitcham accompanied by the tagline: "Yum. Yum. Yum! Can we have a piece of that????"
The sports world gushes over Australia's new (homo) hero
As you probably already know thanks to Shana's post last night and the onslaught of international media attention the story is generating, Australian diver Matthew Mitcham won an Olympic gold medal in an upset against China that no one -- seemingly not even Mitcham himself -- saw coming.
Whether or not NBC decided to disclose Mitcham's sexuality in their broadcast (they didn't), Mitcham's win and his sexuality is the talk of the sports world. Australia's Age story leads with a description of Matthew kissing his boyfriend Lachlan Fletcher, Entertainment Weekly declared him their "Olympic Stud of the Day" while pointing out his "overwhelming adorableness", OutSports.com has extensive coverage including a video of the Olympian and Fletcher, and The National Ledger asks "Gay or Gold: What Really Matters?"
We agree. Matthew's real achievement is his shocking win. For a 20 year old diver to get where he did -- and to do it in such a dramatic fashion -- is a huge athletic feat, no matter what his sexuality. His decision to come out and the classy, no-big-deal way he included his boyfriend in the games, makes him a great role model, but shouldn't make him any different than any other gold medalist. He'll be a gay hero now, no doubt, but in lionizing him as a gay hero, let's not forget that he's a plain old regular hero, too.
http://www.popnography.com/2008/08/homo-hero-takes.html
Bravo Matthew!
Ed Westwick in S. Darko!
"Earlier in the summer, pictures surfaced of Ed frolicking with his roommate and castmate Chace Crawford, sparking rumors about the duo’s relationship. “People think Chace is gay, and thought I was gay, that we were humping,” Ed says. “It’s not true, but hilarious. People project their fantasies onto people. I’ve never been someone who makes it my objective to go out and pick up chicks. But I’ve met some fantastic ladies here. You know, those amazing conversations where you find yourself in a café talking until 2 a.m. and never see them again.”
It’s hard to blame him—Ed barely has time to socialize these days, let alone date. He just wrapped S. Darko, a sequel to Donnie Darko, the movie that launched Jake Gyllenhaal’s career as a serious adult actor. “I don’t want to get pigeonholed in the teen genre,” he says. For now, Ed plans to enjoy the city and the last warm days of the season. “I love going out in the summer. The girls wear their nice dresses,” he says, then stops himself. “Did that sound sleazy? It really did, didn’t it? Put it like this: Everyone comes out looking gorgeous in summer. We are a more beautiful species in the summer.” No doubt Chuck Bass would say “cheers” to that, baby."
NY Post - Gossip Girl's Ed Westwick: Man About Town
Someone needs to discipline your ass. Someone needs to take you over their knee and slap you upside the head.
I need to watch that.
P.S. BTW , it's far from me to interfere in your private business matters, but you should fire somebody over there at your pr.
Jake, listen to George, he knows what he's talking about.
May 7 2008
John Travolta: Biggest Environmental Hypocrite
According to the results of our poll yesterday, you, our angry readers, believe John Travolta is a worse environmental hypocrite than any other celebrity! This one was a runaway. Travolta got 48% of the vote, crushing second-place hypocrite(s) Brangelina, who only got 18%. Barbra Streisand (17%) was a close third, followed by Madonna (11%), Chris Martin (5%), and Leonardo Dicaprio, who you guys must really have a crush on, at just 2%. From the comments, it appears that Travolta's whole "owning five personal planes and having a runway in my yard" thing really pushed him over the top. A wise choice.
http://gawker.com/388081/john-travolta-biggest-environmental-hypocrite
That's great, accusations of hypocrisy coming from the public who probably do Jack s**t for the environment themselves. Especially of Leo, who probably does more than 90% of the people in the country for the environment. And before anyone says it, that it's for image only, I don't believe that, and even in the very slight chance it is, he's still doing something positive. Personally, I don't care why someone takes an interest and does something, as long as they get off their butt, stop jawing about it and actually do something.
11:52, I think Leo is doing it partly for image reasons, but he does something and that's fine. I heard he owns and travels with his private yet every now and then though. But he seems to do more than every other star.
I think Jake is a bit hypocritical about it. In the GQ interview the interviewer was surprised Jake didn't drive environmental friendly cars and I heard he travels with his private jet too.
I think Leo is more genuine about the cause from what I've seen than Jake.
Reese and Atticus
OT but I have to vent on this. Unless Atticus has been to doggie boot camp and had ALL his youthful exuberance trained out of him, or they are heading for an empty beach with no kids around, Reese shouldn't be using a Flexi Lead for a large powerful dog.
Flexis are popular, but they are leads for lazy and/or inexperienced dog walkers. Sure dogs enjoy the extra room to manuever, but it's not equivalent to real exercise, and the Flexi gives the walker very little control and leverage. Almost all dog trainers and professionals are against Flexi Leads because of their many associated dangers.
"A regular lead allows a dog to FEEL the directions from the person walking him, as does the person feel the dog. One of the worst things about the Flexi is that it doesn't allow communication -- good or bad -- to "The Other End of the Leash". A properly leash trained dog can be directed with two fingers of the (usually) left hand and some voice commands. A leash is not supposed to be a REEL -- which is really what the flexi is. It is better to think of a leash as if it is reins. You want the dog to respond to your touch -- and you want to feel where the dog is heading and likely, what the dog is doing."
Even more seriously, the cliplock on a Flexi can sometimes suddenly “unlock” when jerked and the dog can shoot off after something or someone before the owner can react. A big heavy dog can wreak havoc on a Flexi. The cord itself can seriously injure people or children who get caught in its path (lots of horrific cases of kids getting faces cut up etc, because they are just at the height of the lead when it whips around).
Flexis can also be lethal for dogs. A friend's 10-month-old puppy -- a Norfolk Terrier - was killed because she was being walked on a Flexi that opened. The dog moved sideways on a street to sniff something and the Flexi cord allowed her to get into the path of a car before she could be stopped.
Makes me wonder what happened to Boo. Can't Jake afford to have someone take care of Atticus who knows what they're doing?
Why do you expect Reese to give a shit about Atticus? Atticus is useful for her photo ops, that's all.
Can't Jake afford to have someone take care of Atticus who knows what they're doing?
Don't worry, I'm sure someone else it taking care of Atticus.
Travolta owns five airplanes!?! Well, he's not allowed to play with boys so he needs a lot of toys.
The Honeymoon Is Over
John Mayer's one true love is the paparazzi. If he could, he would have their babies. Woopsie. I shouldn't have said that. Now dozens of paps are going to receive scribbled death threats on tear-soaked paper from "you know who." Now that John and "you know who" have ended their magical romance, the paps have moved on. They just aren't that into him anymore.
A source told MSNBC's The Scoop that John has been tipping off the paps to his whereabouts but they can't be bothered. The source said, “He thinks he’s famous as Jen now. Last week he went to a party, tipped off the paps, and even had decoy cars at the ready when he was leaving. Nice, but no one bothered to follow them, which made John think he ‘lost’ everyone, when really no one bothered to follow him.”
One pap said it's all about money. An exclusive picture of Mayer and Aniston sold for around $20,000. A picture of Mayer by himself only gets $200 from a magazine.
Poor John. He's going to have to work hard to get their love back. He'll have to write a song for them, send them flowers and text them all day long with "I MISS U." In other news, Jennifer Aniston has just become a member of the paparazzi. "Maybe he'll love me back if I take his picture?!!!!"
http://www.dlisted.com/node/27921
"Atticus is useful for her photo ops, that's all."
Well, she isn't directing, producing or writing anything, and her acting is limited to the bearding campaign and Avon commercials.
So yeah, go walk Jake's dog, Reese. Oscar would be proud.
A source told MSNBC's The Scoop that John has been tipping off the paps to his whereabouts but they can't be bothered.
Poor John Mayer! lol
Ricky Martin baby pics just don't click for magazines
There'll be no Brangelina-style baby cover splash for Ricky Martin and his new twins. Celebrity magazines, which usually start sparring over exclusive photos the second a famous sperm hits an egg, are backing off, top editors tell us.
"We aren't jumping like we usually do," one editor said. "We don't think he is going to tell the backstory, so the whole thing just seems kind of icky."
Martin's rep John Reilly said they've received inquiries from various media outlets, but wouldn't comment on whether Ricky is negotiating.
Word in magazine land is that someone will end up running a photo of Martin (who admitted last week that he is now caring for twin sons delivered through an unnamed surrogate) and his babies somewhere in the glossies, but that the family isn't cover-worthy.
"When someone seems like they are hiding something, it's a big turnoff to the public, who want to share in celebrities' lives," another editor spilled. "No one really cared about Clay Aiken becoming a single dad, either."
The National Enquirer, naturally, has reporters hot on the trail of the mystery mama. Where has Rielle Hunter been this week?
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/piazza/index.html
"When someone seems like they are hiding something, it's a big turnoff to the public, who want to share in celebrities' lives," another editor spilled. "No one really cared about Clay Aiken becoming a single dad, either."
See, no one would be interested in Baby Tile!
DeVito, you little peanut m&m.
Read it and weep. I know a shop that carries really great magnafying glasses that picks up even miniscule objects. I hear "tiny" does'nt even describe your worm pal. Strap on vienna sausages don't count .( that's a leap!) Yes, Jake told me all about that little, and I mean LITTLE adventure. And one more thing Tiny Toons,for some one with the body of a small dumpster, maybe it's time you hit the gym every so often pal I know your a busy man, but it's sad knowing that the last time you got your stroke on was when the guy died and willed it to ya. Jealousy breeds desperation my friend.
P.S. To the neanderthal idiot who keeps posting "your pig is dead"?? ...your brain is dead.
I know a very busy intercection you can go play in. Call my people.
P.S.S., Jakeeypoo, I got your text this morning babe, I'll send my private jet...
What? More private jets?
P.S.S., Jakeeypoo, I got your text this morning babe, I'll send my private jet...
*DeVito is going to kill me if he finds out*
Don't you worry your pretty little head about that little walking watermelon sweetcakes, I'm sending my security to take care of him. Champagne's on ice and the martini pitcher is full. Get here.
Georgy
*DeVito is going to kill me if he finds out*
Just use Brad Pitt's excuse, tell him that strong sun had damaged your hair and you need Filippo Sepe, the best Italian hair stylist, ASAP!
Private jets hahaha! memories of little boyz playing with hoses in the yard and around the swimming pools.
The Obama Celebrity Cabinet
Dave Matthews, Kanye West, and Sheryl Crow are all performing like monkeys for VIPs in Denver this week. Also expected to be skulking around Denver this week are Ben Affleck, Josh Brolin, Annette Bening, Spike Lee, Anne Hathaway, Susan Sarandon and Charlize Theron, according to AFP. Oh, and Bruce Springsteen and Jon Bon Jovi are performing before and after Obama's acceptance speech, at that stadium! Soooo many celebrities! Because America loves its celebrities, except that it also despises and resents them.
...
Now Obama has to "stay away" from these famous people, except for the ones singing to him on TV, and also George Clooney has issued a press release announcing that he's never texted Barack Obama. George Clooney, in case you are unfamiliar with him, is basically the single most well-liked man in America, which is why his support for Barack Obama is the kiss of death.
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Dear Ted:
What's with the new layout? I'm so confused. I miss looking forward to Friday, then the daily morning updates. There's too much to keep up with now.
—Gmarchesani
Dear Can't Take It:
Just learn to click a few more times throughout the day, love-buns. Almost as much fun as waiting for Michael Phelps to tell us who's really stuffing his Speedo.
Zac Efron Might Be Lying
High School Musical star and tween panty moistener, Zac Efron, 20, says fellow Disney star, Vanessa Hudgens (she takes nice pictures), 19, "outshines" other women. Whatever that means. Female First reports:
The 20-year-old actor - who has been dating Vanessa since they starred alongside each other in 2006 movie 'High School Musical' - immediately knew that Vanessa was the one for him. He said: "Vanessa caught my eye straight away. She simply outshines all other girls because of her strong personality. I don't know if I believe in love at first sight, but I do believe in two people having chemistry straight away. I don't know what it was with Vanessa but we kind of clicked from the very beginning. She is not just a lovely girl, she is also a sexy and desirable woman! Vanessa is just a wonderful person. I can laugh and talk with her and, most of all, we have loads of fun!"
I don't know what chick freshman lit major wrote this quote, but nice try on using the word "straight" as many times as you possibly could. Sorry, Zac Efron, but you're not fooling anybody there, Peter Pan. The only way she could outshine other women is if you convinced her to let you use glitter the next time you gave each other makeovers.
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/08/zac-efron-might-be-lying.html
Clooney, talk is cheap, let's see if you have the balls. I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours. What do you say, Big Mouth?
Is "Dr.Parnasus" now signing as "George"?
No. Dr Parnassus is currently on sabbatical in Tangiers, where he is working on his latest book. He will return next month.
Efron would'nt know the first thing to do with a "desirable woman" In fact 20 yr old guys don't talk this way. A "lovely girl"? We have "loads of fun"? LOL.
Danny boy, In this case, talk is priceless. And it's not about balls babe, it's about stroke, who has it and who does'nt. ( btw, if I wanted to look at small juicy morsels, I'll take a tour of my grape vineyards.)
You'll never guess who's here sleeping beside me like a newborn baby, the cutest little naughty smile on his face. Get this clue, long dark eyelashes , so long that they feather his cheeks and the lovliest blue eyes you' ve ever seen. That's right genious, I have sweet -talked my way into the night of my dreams. I'm so knocked out right now. So weak , so...basking in the euphoria I could just float away, bypass cloud nine and well.. man, I never realized Santa had so many toys.. it's simply amazing what a feather duster and a little bottle of honey can do for a guy in the right hands, anyway, you get my drift.
Just thought I'd let you know what your missing. By the time you read this, unfortunatly , my little prince of prettiness will be gone and back in that very very hot place for an early call,he'll have a few scratches ( a little make up should take care of that)*wink*) and some sweet memories., but before he goes, I intend to take one more dip into the pool if ya know what I mean..
Here's to you with a little advice Danny boy:,..
*Always put your money where your mouth is gonna be*. Not bad for 50 eh? Sweet dreams pal..
a totally exhausted King of Hearts , Truly,Georgy
Efron would'nt know the first thing to do with a "desirable woman"
High School Musical 3 will be released in October and Zac knows what fans want to hear :)
“Scientist dislikes Jake Gyllenhaal
August 26, 2008
My friend Roisin sent me this an article that was published in the journal Blood. Check out the first line.
“In clinical hematology, von Willebrand factor (VWF) is a bit like the actor Jake Gyllenhaal: we care about him because of who clings to his arm rather than for any inherent quality.”
Now there’s an abstract analogy! Why does the author have this thing against Mr. Gyllenhaal?”
link
Blood Journal – original article
Ouch! What an insult!
Clooney, you yellow-belly chicken, you're gonna pay for this, mark my words!
“In clinical hematology, von Willebrand factor (VWF) is a bit like the actor Jake Gyllenhaal: we care about him because of who clings to his arm rather than for any inherent quality.”
WTF?!? LOL
using Atticus for photo ops
same pic – different beard
Pics.
Jake and Austin:
Jaustin
Ah, those were the days.
Jake and Chris:
jake&chris
From much, much better days. BBM cast:
BMcast
The scientist is probably a Heath Ledger fan.
The scientist is probably a Heath Ledger fan.
How do you know?
“In clinical hematology, von Willebrand factor (VWF) is a bit like the actor Jake Gyllenhaal: we care about him because of who clings to his arm rather than for any inherent quality.”
omg, this is HILARIOUS. LOLLLLLLL.
But I would amend it to say we care about JG because of the ((((men)))) who cling to his arm, rather than for any inherent quality.
Take away Heath's endorsement, take away Austin, Chris, and, yes, Frank (!), and all you have is a handsome young man who aims to charm and please. Not much else going on.
Looks like Chris has dirty fingernails.
using Atticus for photo ops
same pic – different beard
It's good to see both Kiki and Jake walking Atticus on a proper leash - not a Flexi! - and using the correct holding technique. Thank goodness they know what they are doing.
Reese is an idiot.
Jake, if you love your dog, get her away from Atticus!
One more:
j&h
Reese is an idiot.
True.
Looks like Chris has dirty fingernails.
That's because he's farming the soil of the Gyllenhaal homestead.
Awww Georgie, I knew it would be heavenly with the two of you. ;)
9 am, who is Frank?
9:08 AM, thank you for posting eye candy. It was also nice when Jackie had the photo of NPH on the homepage. I think blogs littered with pictures are tiresome, but a daily, well-chosen photo adds spice! Also much appreciation to those who sometimes post links to YouTube videos. I'd miss so much good stuff without all of you. :)
9:21, a little eye candy every now and then makes this blog a bit more fun, at least for some of us. :)
9:21am, I am large male rabbit. I got to jake long before that poofter penguin did.
let me just point out, they don't say "fuck like rabbits" for nothin'.
he heh.
9:00 AM I sadly agree with you.
I second 9.21.
^^I second 9.21#2
Heath's "Masses" made a video about him with private photographs and videos.
heath private
Thanks for posting 9:41 AM.
Thanks for posting 9:41 AM.
Thought it's a nice video to share. :)
I think Jake and Reese thought they'd be celebrated like Brangelina. Apparently they thought wrong. They're just annoying together.
Heath's "Masses" made a video about him with private photographs and videos.
Love the video so I decided to make a few screen captures. I love screen captures because they let you see more:
Heath - 6 moments in time
TY so much 10:30. Look at him looking at baby Matilda. He loved her so much.
heath private
Wow that video is amazing but it made me very sad. The world has really lost a great talent. Thanks for posting.
All I was thinking is, he's so different in RL than the Joker. LOL.
9:41, just watched that tribute. beautiful. thanks so much for posting.
two images in particular ... with matilda in the pool - breaks your heart - and surfing in the rough water. he was so nonchalantly good at so many things. on one bbm commentary, I remember diana ossana saying he rode like he was born on a horse, and jake saying how he felt safe because heath would always be there to fix things if anything went wrong. oh heath.
heath flying a plane
behind the scenes
10:55 AM
Well that's what made him a brilliant actor, his ability to lose himself in a character, to become unrecognizable. He also had a great range talent wise and looks wise, he looked so different from one role to the other.
Thanks for posting 11:08 AM.
I had no idea that Heath worked with Emmerich. (Roland Emmerich directed The Patriot and TDAT).
Well that's what made him a brilliant actor, his ability to lose himself in a character, to become unrecognizable. He also had a great range talent wise and looks wise, he looked so different from one role to the other.
IA.
Paul Bettany was in A Knight's Tale and later in Wimbledon with Kirsten and Austin.
Director Gregor Jordan worked with Heath in ‘Two Hands’ and ‘Ned Kelly’ and with Austin in ‘The informers’
Not six degrees but you know what's funny, in Proof Jake played a guy named Hal and in Brothers Grimm Heath played Jake G. Heh
in Brothers Grimm Heath played Jake G.
Haha.
Great videos, thanks for posting!
Fresh off a breakup with Drew Barrymore, Justin Long made out with Kirsten Dunst. He likes them (barely) sober!
Now it's Justin Long's turn on the Kirsten Dunst train. The "Mac guy" was snogging Dunst, who's been with Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Hartnett, Andy Samberg and Orlando Bloom, in L.A. at Sunset Junction. The duo "were making out hard-core while waiting in line for margaritas," says our spy. "They were holding hands and were all over each other." We give it two weeks before they're over each other, period.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/08/26/2008-08-26_celebrity_side_dish.html
I wish Justin and Kirsten two fun weeks. ;)
I hope Kirsten will be able to remember the fun.
Jake and Reeke sighting in Morocco.
Jake and Reeke sighting
So Much For Rehab
Do you remember last week when I posted the photo of Kirsten Dunst looking like her ratty old self and how I made a comment that when she looks like that, rehab is just around the corner. Well, it won't be long now. According to the NY Daily News, Justin and Kirsten were making out with each other while waiting in line for margaritas. The Daily News was more concerned with the fact that they were all over each other.
Meh, who cares? Should we care that Justin Long is rebounding with someone who looks a great deal like his ex? Call me when Justin starts making Kirsten do Charlie's Angels poses in the bedroom, then there will be something to talk about. I guess we could talk about the fact that when you are in a line, in public, on the street, that as much as you want to swap spit and grope each other, perhaps you should actually get out of the line to do it. Either that or offer complimentary gropes to those in line next to you. What was once uncomfortable, then turns into which celebrity would you like to grope.
I guess we could also talk about how Justin has now had two consecutive relationships with blond haired women who have drinking problems, and while he was with them, they really drink. Kirsten had been good until Justin and now she is drinking like crazy. Drew went really overboard with her drinking with Justin. What is he doing to them to make them want to get drunk so bad? Is it his whining? The fact he has a small peen? Do they like PC more than Mac and so feel guilty?
So after Justin gets done using Kirsten, she will be off the wagon, sloppy and lonely. Hello rockstars and rehab you are going to get some Kirsten Dunst loving.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/08/so-much-for-rehab.html
Jake and Reeke sighting in Morocco.
No, that's Jake sighting in Morocco and old Reeke sighting in USA.
"No, that's Jake sighting in Morocco and old Reeke sighting in USA."
You're right, my bad.
Jake sighting in Morocco.
Monday, August 25
Reporting live from Marrakech
What a place this is! So many people, animals, scooters, and cars, all criss-crossing paths, there's never a dull moment.
Yesterday we visited Jardin Majorelle, a beautiful garden owned by the late Yves St Laurent; I felt it was only appropriate to wear my own "couture" garment.
Major highlight of the trip so far: I saw Jake Gyllenhall!! He was entering Jardin Majorelle as we were leaving. He's been filming in Morocco and is looking very, ahem, hot.
According to the NY Daily News, Justin and Kirsten were making out with each other while waiting in line for margaritas.
It's a good thing that Kirsten doesn't have a drinking problem:
"I didn't go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse," Dunst tells me exclusively during a lunch break on All Good Things. "I went there for depression."
I wouldn't believe everything Miss Dunst says. ;)
I thought she was smarter. Why tell obvious lies when you can keep quiet?
I thought she was smarter. Why tell obvious lies when you can keep quiet?
It's the Drunkst logic.
last 10 jake pages at dc forum:
CellarDweller115 57 posts
lg 45 posts
uv 33 posts (all straight in a row)
10 posts from 6 other users for a rate of 2.2 posts per day.
How the mighty have fallen.
I think with Jake's new movies coming out his boards will be more busy.
Maybe people aren't happy with Jake's new look?
It's dead on IHJ as well.
2:04, there are no new pictures, no new movies. What do you expect? It will change when new pics show up and when he starts his promotional tour for Brothers. I'm curious what he'll say about Heath then. We all know he will say something.
uv 33 posts (all straight in a row)
That definitely does not help. LOL
Maybe people aren't happy with Jake's new look?
People aren't happy with castrated Jake.
2:13 - or how he'll handle the Reese questions.
People aren't happy with castrated Jake.
No, they aren't!
Jake already handled Reese / relationship questions, during times when everyone was very interested in what's going on.
I wonder how he'll handle them this time. People are still interested, otherwise they wouldn't be featured in so many rags nationally and internationally.
I'm curious what he'll say about Heath then. We all know he will say something.
I won't be surprised if he doesn’t, remember when he nixed the Reeke questions at TIFF? Same thing could happen with Heath and really, what could he possibly say 10 months late, some PR sanctioned bullshit? While I believe he loved Heath very much, I think his "speech" will be damage control.
As for the Reeke questions he will lie, gotta keep looking straight (lol) to get more projects and get his career going.
Dear Ted:
Please don't be like Toothy himself when asked a tough question. Just give a simple answer. A yes or no will do. No beating around the bush or skirting the issue. Is there a Baby Tile?
—Tom, Mt. Laurel
Dear Gay Shooter:
Yes.
I can't wait for Brothers promotion begins so I can have a good laugh on Jack talking about his new "life" and how Reese changed him into a more mature man who is family oriented and blah,blah,blah... BS!
It's like HW actors are always apologizing for being famous and earn to much money in a superficial business! So they are constantly trying to look like "normal" people as if they don't fly in private jets or have houses of the size of a zoo.
I don't give a fuck if they drive their childrens to school or take care of their senile grandmas!!!
I just want them to make good movies so i don't feel i wasted my $$$ in a movie ticket.
Please, stop this fake ridiculous PR nonsense, It's embarrassing for the public and for themselves!
Dear Gay Shooter:
Yes.
Well, now it's pretty clear what's Ted saying about BT.
2:50, but the question remains, can/should we believe him? To me BT sounds too unbelievable.
Ted's losing more and more credibility with me but I still think Jake's gay and that has nothing to do with what Ted says.
While I believe he loved Heath very much, I think his "speech" will be damage control.
Of course it would be damage control. I too think Jake loved him, but my opinion about him changed after his behaviour with Reese shortly after the tragedy.
can't wait for Brothers promotion begins so I can have a good laugh on Jack talking about his new "life"
Ha,Ha That should be "jake" not Jack
Help me, Freud!
It’s hard to believe Baby Tile exists but why would Ted make up something so big. The first mention of Toothy planning to have a baby with his bf was march 2007, and Ted still persists with the story after a year and a half when he could have easily dropped it if it was fake.
I wonder how he'll handle them this time. People are still interested, otherwise they wouldn't be featured in so many rags nationally and internationally.
Reeke is working hard to produce and sell something interesting to rags.
People who do movie promotion interviews won't ask very personal questions and this time Jake's "relationship" isn't intriguing subject. One way to answer is joke and play around the subject (Gay Gay Gay Clooney).
To me BT sounds too unbelievable.
Same here, too good to be true.
Why does Ted persist?
Why does Ted persist?
That's what I'd like to know too.
We should ask Ted :)
Of course it would be damage control. I too think Jake loved him, but my opinion about him changed after his behaviour with Reese shortly after the tragedy.
Yeah, same here. Words mean nothing, actions speak for themselves.
Dear Ted:
Please don't be like Toothy himself when asked a tough question. Just give a simple answer. A yes or no will do. No beating around the bush or skirting the issue. Is there a Baby Tile?
—Tom, Mt. Laurel
Hmm, I find it interesting that Ted answered another one of Tom's (from OMG) questions.
Reeke's people monitor WFT2 and OMG but obviously so do Ted's.
Hmm, I find it interesting that Ted answered another one of Tom's (from OMG) questions.
Why? What difference does it make?
August 26, 2008 1:22 PM,
about that Yves St Laurent place in Marrakech, one italian gay friend of mine told me about that villa and what's going on there... according to him it was (and I guess still is) some sort of gay harem paradise. It's hard to believe Jake's straight if he has really stepped his foot there... OOOOHH!
Gay orgies while Yves was alive?
Jake,
Who the hell is Austin? Some guy left me a text a few min. ago. Boy does he have a mouth on him...Threatened to to give me the back of his hand if ...Devito! , if this is another one of your little schemes I'm gonna ..Holy shit! the pretty little package I got special delivery this afternoon is TICKING ....Gotta go.
Jake must be having loads of fun with the gay boys in Marrakech. ;)
... a lot of those
You can say that again!
Oh Georgie boy, if you didn’t know this already then let me make it crystal clear for you - I will stop at nothing just to get my hungry hands (and other body parts… oh lawd!!!) on Gyllenhaal's sweet little ass, you hear me? Nothing I say, NOTHING!!!
LOL, imagine Jake having gay orgies in the hotel.
Is Dr.Parnassus stalking Jake in the oasis garden?
Sigh..... that Dr. P, damn I miss him! I thought he'd be back one day but no such luck, maybe he's too busy with Jakey's therapy to pay us a visit. We need a new report on your patient Dr. P, so don't let us hanging forever, hm?
Looks like Chris has dirty fingernails.
August 26, 2008 9:04 AM
Try peeling potatoes yourself and then we'll talk.
What? You never do anything in the kitchen?
4:59PM: A villa? There is no mention of a villa on their site, it's a museum/garden/historic/tourist site. Yves St Laurent association is the museum houses some of his art collection there, i doubt he had a villa here maybe near by.
http://www.jardinmajorelle.com/en/
Jake and Austin:
Jaustin
The real "fishing buddies". Both look hot here.
LOL, imagine Jake having gay orgies in the hotel.
I just did, wow!
Posted on OMG - an interesting option:
only ambiguity i see is if baby has been born yet. it could still be in the oven.
farming the soil of the Gyllenhaal homestead.
laws have mercy !!!!
First still from "I Love You Phillip Morris"?
When we saw the billboard ads for the upcoming Jim Carrey/Ewan McGregor comedy I Love You Phillip Morris that popped up during the Cannes Film Festival, our interest was piqued in the film, which tells the true tale of a married conman who fell in love with his prison buddy and managed to pull off several outlandish escapes.
Yesterday the above pic, which is being touted as the first official still from the movie, hit the web.
Interesting, to say the least, and it certainly doesn't look like they're trying to bury the gay element.
Gay love; sorry, no babies
Holy shit! the pretty little package I got special delivery this afternoon is TICKING ....Gotta go.
LOL
Who the hell is Austin? Some guy left me a text a few min. ago. Boy does he have a mouth on him...
Ops!
I will stop at nothing just to get my hungry hands (and other body parts… oh lawd!!!) on Gyllenhaal's sweet little ass, you hear me?
Sorry Danny, I need time to recover, all this fu... filming has left me totally exhausted.
and jake saying how he felt safe because heath would always be there to fix things if anything went wrong
:(
Some Catholic cardinal is getting all bitchy with Ricky Martin because he used a surrogate mother to carry his twin boys.
The cardinal of Honduras compared the way Ricky became a father to raising cattle. Oscar Andres Rodriguez said: "What Martin did diminishes the dignity of a human being. You can't just buy or rent life. It's even worse when someone famous and in the public eye is doing it."
Hide that Baby Tile!
Who would have ever thought Ricky Martin would be doing the right thing while Jake is playing dad to Reese's brats and hiding his own baby.
I believe the majority of posters here believe that Jake and Austen are parents. So are you going to support Jake by attending his films.
Yes.
I believe the majority of posters here believe that Jake and Austen are parents.
I don't.
I believe the majority of posters here believe that Jake and Austen are parents. So are you going to support Jake by attending his films.
Nope.
Jake lost forever a frequent movie ticket purchaser when he chose Reeke over honoring his friend's death.
Unforgivable, and unforgetable.
I believe the majority of posters here believe that Jake and Austen are parents.
I don't.
Me neither.
You don't believe there is a Baby Tile or you don't believe Austin is still with Jake?
Some Catholic cardinal is getting all bitchy with Ricky Martin because he used a surrogate mother to carry his twin boys.
The cardinal is bitchy because the gay man dared to have kids without pretending to be straight.
You don't believe there is a Baby Tile or you don't believe Austin is still with Jake?
I don't know if Jake and Austin still see each other, but I don't believe in Baby Tile.
Nope, not Jake and Austin. Someone else.
Great article on Jennifer Aniston's failed PR strategies.
The Trouble with Jennifer
^^^
The Trouble With Jennifer Aniston’s Boyfriend-PR Strategy
When Jennifer Aniston's fling with noted lady-killer John Mayer ended this weekend, we were bummed — not because we'd booked seats on the Mayerston bandwagon, but because it's exactly what we expected. Consider the math: two Jolie-Pitt pregnancies, and two allegedly serious and tabloid-friendly Aniston relationships that lasted just long enough to ride out the fervor over her ex-husband's glorious new spawn. If you stop and smell the PR, it reeks. Jennifer is a bona fide star, yet her team seems fixated on proving she attracts beefy boyfriends, instead of projecting the image of a self-confident woman who attracts beefy roles. And frankly, we find that strategy questionable.
Granted, Aniston's in a tough spot. Since her marriage to Pitt imploded, she's been the tabloids' favorite lovelorn punching bag, forever yoked to the glittering Brangelina and unfairly — not to mention archaically — doomed to be branded a dried-up crone until she spawns and/or gets hitched. So the suspiciously convenient timing of Jennifer's long-term relationships could be seen as self-preservation. For every "Brangelina's Baby Joy" headline, we're spared a matching sidebar that cruelly screams, "ALONE IN MALIBU," or "WHY JEN CRIES." We’d want to avoid that, too.
But how does a string of toxic-bachelor boyfriends help? We’re not saying the girl shouldn’t go out and get some, just that maybe she should consider dating someone who isn’t more trouble than he's worth in column inches. Pairing up with boozy flirt Vince Vaughn yielded a DUI for him and yet another round of “Poor Unlucky Jen” for her, once photos and rumors of his cheating emerged. Horndog John Mayer could get "squire for hire" printed on his business card, thanks to his history of lending himself to stars in need of a little tabloid TLC — like his ex Jessica Simpson (the twentysomething version of the tragic spinster Us Weekly wants Aniston to be) and that fling with a post-Timberlake, mad-with-jealousy Cameron Diaz. At this rate, if Angelina gets knocked up a third time, we'll be awash in headlines trumpeting Jen's six-month yachting vacation with George Clooney or hot-and-heavy courtship with Tommy Lee.
Ergo, this weekend's breakup not only didn't surprise us but made us sad for her. Aniston used to be America’s most-loved comic actress. Now, thanks to her counteracting all that Brangelina PR with obviously labored stories — full of suggestive pictures and coy denials — about her own love life, we're barely able to name a single thing she's has done lately that doesn't involve hanging around with a bunch of notorious man-children. Or, worse, signing up to star in forgettable rom-coms with titles that hit a bit too close to home. The Break-Up was bad enough, but He’s Just Not That Into You? Honey, no. There's self-awareness, and then there's masochism.
In fact, until we recently caught a late-night rerun of Friends, we totally forgot Aniston is actually quite charming and talented. If she really wants to prove she's risen from the ashes of her marriage — and who can blame her? — she ought to take a page from Nicole Kidman's book and let a kick-ass career be the best revenge. After all, she can't beat the Jolie-Pitts at their own PR game, but a memorable guest stint (How I Met Your Mother, anyone?), a self-effacing cameo, or even a regular TV gig would do the talking better than the tabloids ever could. Remind us why we took a shine to you in the first place, Jen. They didn't make those "Team Aniston" shirts for nothing.
Nope, not Jake and Austin. Someone else.
Jake and someone else are having a baby? Who?
If she really wants to prove she's risen from the ashes of her marriage — and who can blame her? — she ought to take a page from Nicole Kidman's book and let a kick-ass career be the best revenge.
Why should she? I think Jennifer knows what she's good at and her boyfriend-PR strategy works for her:
Finally, Jennifer Aniston has come out on top. According to Forbes, the 39-year-old actress earned more than Angelina Jolie in 2007. Aniston raked in $27 million in 2007; Jolie, 33 - who just welcomed twins with Aniston's ex Brad Pitt – took in $14 million.
"Why should she? I think Jennifer knows what she's good at and her boyfriend-PR strategy works for her:
Finally, Jennifer Aniston has come out on top. According to Forbes, the 39-year-old actress earned more than Angelina Jolie in 2007. Aniston raked in $27 million in 2007; Jolie, 33 - who just welcomed twins with Aniston's ex Brad Pitt – took in $14 million"
Not everyone is like Jake and Re$$e, some celebrities care for other things besides the money (I think)
Cover Story: Jen's Revenge
During a whirlwind trip to N.Y.C. last week, Jennifer Aniston proved that she’s anything but heartbroken since her split from John Mayer. While the singer arrogantly told OK! that it was he who broke off their four-month romance, Jen has kept her characteristic stiff upper lip. Now she’s letting her actions do all the talking, and rather than stay holed up at home, she pranced around the Big Apple like she didn’t have a care in the world, making sure everyone sees her smiling and looking sexy.
“It’s like Jen is on nothing less than a revenge tour,” an eyewitness tells OK!. “While in the past, Jen shunned publicity and shrank from photographers’ lenses, now she’s openly encouraging the attention, smiling, showing off her body, and creating photo ops!” On Aug. 18 Jen flew from her Beverly Hills home to NYC and checked into the Ritz-Carlton for three-night stay. And what a three night stay it was!
Jen started her trip off by catching up with The Object of My Affection co-star and friend, Paul Rudd, meeting him for dinner at John's favorite restaurant, Nobu. "Jen was glowing, smiling and being very friendly as she ate tuna tartare, rock shrimp and spinach salad with a glass of wine. It was hard to believe this was a woman who just broke up with her boyfriend," a restaurant insider tells OK!.
Indeed, Jen spent the next few days showing just how happy she was to be single, wearing flattering outfits and going shopping. She also spent time soaking in some culture, walking the halls of the Metropolitan Museum of Art on, where she spent over an hour admiring one exhibit.
http://www.okmagazine.com/posts/view/8675/
“While in the past, Jen shunned publicity and shrank from photographers’ lenses, now she’s openly encouraging the attention, smiling, showing off her body, and creating photo ops!”
Really? LOL
I'm convinced if Jen gave birth to Brad's baby they'd still be togehter. I wonder why she didn't want a baby with him? Now he's with Angelina and this wacko keeps popping and adopting children non stop. Brangelina are such a mess and I feel sorry for the kids, since I feel this won't last.
Isn't Angelina going to be adopting another child soon? By the way, each kids has their own nanny.
She's not a parent--she's a collector.
I know every child has their own nanny. Ya, I heard she's gonna adopt a Chinese baby this time.
The Twin Messiahs Are Fine
If your a reporter and you're interviewing Brad Pitt, if you don't ask how the chosen ones are doing, a curse will be placed on you. I'm pretty sure of it. At a press conference for "Burn After Reading" in Venice, Brad was asked how the chosen ones are doing. He said, "The twins are fine." He then raised his glass of holy water, toasted and took a sip. Half of the room fainted.
When Brad said they were fine, he really meant, "They can speak 10 languages, they are on their way to finding the cure for cancer and they just qualified for the Olympics in 2012. They will compete in every single event."
George Clooney, who was also at the press conference, was asked the question he always gets asked. When is he going to get married and have kids? He said, "I am so surprised to hear that question. This honestly is the first time I've ever been asked that question. I'm getting married and having children today." Brad added, "And until then, I'll be sharing mine with him." Seriously, they should just get married to each other already.
Here's the two old goats at the Venice Film Festival today. Brad, please burn that hat after wearing. Thank you. I also threw in some pictures of my favorite ginge shemalien, Tilda Swinton.
Dlisted
George Clooney said, "I am so surprised to hear that question. This honestly is the first time I've ever been asked that question. I'm getting married and having children today."
Jake, are you making notes?
Happy Birthday Tom Ford!
P.S. Where is the baby?
The second baby daddy could be Chris. He has stayed largely out of sight for quite some time now. Although I cant see how you can keep such a secret on MV. For sure it's Austin or Chris. That much I am sure of.
By the way, each kids has their own nanny.
Ah, stars and their paid acolytes. All wealthy celebrities have nannies for their kids. In addition, they employ cleaning and gardening staff, hairdressers, stylists, drivers, bodyguards, dogwalkers, masseurs, agents, publicists, accountants, lawyers, PAs, personal shoppers, cooks, trainers and nutritionists.
In the case of a secret baby, a governess would also be required for the obligatory home schooling. Unless, of course, a fake identity has been created to allow baby him or baby her to grow up in safe anonymity. Take note: your neighbor's new baby could actually be BABY TILE.
Baby Tile: I Want to Believe
Take note: your neighbor's new baby could actually be BABY TILE.
lmao, but of course.
a fake identity has been created to allow baby him or baby her to grow up in safe anonymity
in a rural place surrounded by water?
I think that IF there is a baby tile he/she must be hiding in plain sight and he/she must be actually around Jake all the time but just kept out of the spotlight when they arrange photo ops. I also think that the other dad is Gray Goose=Austin.
"a fake identity has been created to allow baby him or baby her to grow up in safe anonymity
in a rural place surrounded by water?"
LOL
I don't believe in BT for one second but i admit it's really fun.
Anonymous said...
I believe the majority of posters here believe that Jake and Austen are parents.
I don't.
August 27, 2008 3:06 AM
Me neither. I agree with 11.28, quite sure it is Chris Fischer.
only ambiguity i see is if baby has been born yet. it could still be in the oven.
Hm...
"I believe the majority of posters here believe that Jake and Austen are parents. "
I hardly believe they re still together so a baby? no way
I don't believe in BT for one second but i admit it's really fun.
I agree, it's lulzy.
I don't believe it yet, but if there is a BT I would be very happy for them and wish them all the best.
Kay McConaughey Is Awesome
It's nice to hear that crazy runs through the veins of the entire McConaughey family. I'm sure they also share the same bong too. In her new book called "I Amaze Myself," Kay McConaughey confirms she's related to Matthew by giving us way too much information.
In one section, Kay writes that her husband died doing sexy times with her. She writes, “On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing But it was just the best way to go!” When the paramedics arrived and couldn't revive him, she didn't bother covering up his nekkid body. “I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift." This horny memaw is my kind of people.
She also admits that Matthew was a "happy accident." After she married Jim for a third time (!!!), Kay didn't know what she wanted to do with her life. “I was deciding, ‘Do I want to have another baby? Do I want to have an affair? Or go back to school? That’s when Matthew was conceived. We had tried for 16 years and no baby. So Matthew was a big surprise!”
I need to find a way to marry into this family. They must be smoking some of the serious good shit. Take note, White Oprah. This is how a celebrity's mother should talk to the media!
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You know what ? i am delighted to see here majority of people have brain and are at least doubtful on Ted's latest words. On OMG it's getting ridiculous, despite my love for the site that is worth fangirls and it's not a compliment.
I swear I would ready to believe in Baby Tile but not in such circumstances.
Has Mcbongo been nixed from being TT?
Well, I for one believe Jake is with Austin and that there is a Baby Tile. Not sure about supporting his movies though, especially if he uses Reeke to promote them. I don't see why we should reward such behavior.
2:14 sound like a troll pretending to be one of us.
One of us? One of us what, that sounds creepy.
I don't believe in BT and most that post hear don't either, we have a brain and know that Ted says things that we want to hear, he even admits that all his readers care about is TT.
OMG is no beter than IHJ, and God forbid if you say that the bearding arrangement isn't 50-50 because according to them poor Jake is under the spell of Reese and she and the evil PR is making him do it.
A closeted actor would not have a baby with his bf, only in some slash fan fic which it sounds like. The reason Ted keeps pushing it?Why not? It's a BI and it can go on forever, he kept saying TT was coming out, off and on he sadi it from '05-07, hasn't mentioned it since but during that time period it was back and forth, how convienent.
Has Mcbongo been nixed from being TT?
No, Ted didn't eliminate McBongo but he doesn't fit all the clues.
2:19 Why is 2:14 a troll, because he/she disagrees with those for whom Ted's words are the Gospel?
Look I believe Jake's gay and that he’s bearding with Reese but that doesn't mean I can't use my brain to draw my own conclusion which is that I don't buy Baby Tile.
It simply amazes me that some posters blindly believe whatever Ted says and how excited they are at the prospect of Jake having a baby and hiding it (a human being!!!) like some sort of dirty secret.
But if BT is a hoax, wouldn't that make TT a piece of the "Immaginarium of Ted's"?
OMG is no beter than IHJ, and God forbid if you say that the bearding arrangement isn't 50-50 because according to them poor Jake is under the spell of Reese and she and the evil PR is making him do it.
ITA with this, it pisses me off when Jake's involvement in the bearding is belittled, almost ignored as if he doesn't need this bullshit fauxmance as much as Reese.
Deal with is people Jake's in it because he's lacking a backbone and wants to make it big with whatever cost, not because Reese is putting a gun to his head. He's 27 ffs! I know this is bad of me to say but I wish someone outed him already because he deserves it.
OMG is no beter than IHJ
IHJ girls and boys are discussing the possiblity of Jake's bearding? Really?
No, the girls on OMG have their heads in the sand regarding Jake.
IHJ: He's straight and so in love with Reese/OMG Poor innocent Jake, forced to beard by mean ole Reese and evil PR, she needs it more than he does, blah, blah. Are they kidding? They think that Jake is some 12 year old who doesn't know what he is doing, give me a break.
But if BT is a hoax, wouldn't that make TT a piece of the "Immaginarium of Ted's"?
No. It's gossip, not the theory of relativity. No one is right all the time.
OMG Poor innocent Jake, forced to beard by mean ole Reese and evil PR, she needs it more than he does, blah, blah.
I don't remember I saw "forced to beard" mentioned on OMG, but I claim that Jake was reluctant to beard in Toronto and Rome.
There is one thing you can't deny - the fauxmance stated when Reese needed it to start.
Posted on OMG
Bad girl :)
Matilda Ledger Gives Mommy the Runaround
"No. It's gossip, not the theory of relativity. No one is right all the time."
yes
"OMG is no beter than IHJ
IHJ girls and boys are discussing the possiblity of Jake's bearding? Really ?"
given IHJ don't believe jake is gay , no!
The point is IMO fangirls and OMG's girls/boys are alike :
fangirls don't want to hear Reeke story could be crap and OMG's fans refuse to hear ted could be lie then make up theories who end up being totally ridiculous.
LOL, Matilda is such a fun kid.
OMG's fans refuse to hear ted could be lie then make up theories who end up being totally ridiculous.
Not true, I visit OMG regularly.
"2:19 Why is 2:14 a troll, because he/she disagrees with those for whom Ted's words are the Gospel?
Look I believe Jake's gay and that he’s bearding with Reese but that doesn't mean I can't use my brain to draw my own conclusion which is that I don't buy Baby Tile.
It simply amazes me that some posters blindly believe whatever Ted says and how excited they are at the prospect of Jake having a baby and hiding it (a human being!!!) like some sort of dirty secret."
ITA
Would not talking about and not showing the baby in the public be very much different from not talking about and not showing bf(s) in the public?
O but it's such a lovely theory, really post-apocalyptic, like the day after the day after tomorrow!
Im thinking about that potboiler series by Patricia Nell Warren, wherein gay man gets shot at Olympics, contrasted with the Aussie diver jumping into the stands to give his lover a public SMOOCH -
Maybe you have to imagine the future to make it come, or maybe it comes anyway. . .
Yeah I BELIEVE in that baby . . !
really can't buy it, yet i try.
Just like here, people on OMG have different opinions. Some people there believe in Baby Tile and think Jake was forced into bearding. Some people there do not believe in Baby Tile and find Jake's behavior homophobic. What Ted says is believed by some and not by others. How is that so much different from here?
Does Ted read this blog?
Does Ted read this blog?
Just in case ... Hi Ted!
having a baby and hiding it (a human being!!!) like some sort of dirty secret
I don't know about that. Most of us have the impression he's already hiding himself (also a human being) and his partner (also human) like some sort of dirty secret. To me, keeping a baby private doesn't seem necessarily unhealthy, but what we already think he's doing does.
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