Dear Ted:
I know you're tired of the Toothy Tile questions, but I think I have an answer: "Toothy" is Vin Diesel! Correct me if I'm wrong.
C.C.
Los Angeles
Dear Toothache:
You be wrong, too, hon-bun. Think less meaty.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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June 18, 2008
Stretching It
Let’s have a moment of silence for the end of one of H’wood’s golden couples—shimmering, as far as their hair is concerned, anyway. Blondies Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe are officially and totally divorced as of this week, tho both parties really, in their hearts (and other sweaty locales), had jumped ship before they separated back in '06.
Both R&R appear more than okeydoke with the way things turned out—but we bet Reesikins has def been declared the winner in this battle of the exes. Ry’s got his poor-man’s Reese replacement, Aussie Abbie Cornish, while Witherbabe possesses two of the most coveted men in H’wood: Oscar and Jake Gyllenhaal. The Gyllenspork (are these verbal fusings making you puke as much as we are, yet?) guy ‘n’ gal are still going, against all odds, par-tick all over Hell-Ay. In fact, guess how the amour babes celebrated Reesie’s Big D? Romantic din din at Cut, full of love-nothing’s and well-done proclamations for each other? A night of naughty lovemaking up at the Madonna Inn? Nope.
Yoga. Yeah, R dragged her buff beau to a stretch class at Santa Monica’s YogaHop on a Saturday afternoon. Is this how the supposedly sexiest duo in T-town really breaks a sweat? Either that or she couldn’t stand a single second (or photo op) away from her fella. Our sly exercising source said the celebs, each with their own personal yoga mat, were supercute together, with R.W. keeping Jakey-boy as comfortable as possible for his first yoga class at this peaceful place.
The adorable dolls did their best downward-facing dogs and lotus poses without any PDAs and slipped out early, prolly to avoid the after-class crowd. Wouldn’t be surprised if the BFF babes hightailed it over to the mall for a facial and matching mani-pedi makeovers.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 244 of 244I wonder if Public Thrust is Shia La Beouf.
Also, did Boo die? RIP Boo if that is the case. He was a cutie.
It really sucks if RDJ is using again.
About Anne Hathaway...
This was on Crazy Days and Nights
I don't know what in the hell she sees in him, but the rumors about Anne Hathaway breaking up with her boyfriend are not true. Let me make this clear. He would break up with her, but she would never leave him. I think people ask her and plead with her everyday to break up with the douchebag, but when she tries to leave, he just sucks her back in. She gave up a long time ago trying to leave.
Plus, I think he is really cool with her side activities if you know what I mean and she is okay with his. I will say that I'm not sure of the exact hold he has over her. I don't know if it is a bad boy thing or if there is something more sinister or if he owes her a bunch of money and so she is staying until she has a chance of getting paid.
Just know this. That despite what you may read or even hear from PR people in the next few days, Anne is totally into this guy and isn't leaving. Wish she was, but she isn't.
And lainey had a blind item a while ago called "how he holds her" about a dodgy boyfriend blackmailing his actress gf into staying with him because she had an abortion. I think that was Anne.
I wonder if Public Thrust is Shia La Beouf.
Zac Efron?
About Anne - there's DL forum insider (or "insider") claiming to know she's straight.
Jun 19, 2008
One PDA Pooftah Blind Vice
No, not Toothy Tile. For a change. Ever since ol’ Tooth re-recommitted to Gray Goose and they got all hideously domesticated, our double-T seems to have lost his devotion to doing it in every open space he can manage. Like WeHo parking lots and the such. I mean, so many men just have sex the same way they pee, right? Let it fly (whatever the bodily liquid) wherever ya want! Morals be damned, a man’s gotta go—or go-go—when he’s gotta, right?
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You know what this means, don’t you? It’s the same with Toothy. It’s the same with married men who cheat. It’s all about getting caught, in other words. Public, just like Tooth, wants to be found out. They desire to be out. But they just can’t seem to find the guts to do it. So they let their peckers do the walking, or talking, as it were.
Awww... good old Toothy :)
Also, did Boo die? RIP Boo if that is the case. He was a cutie.
Looks like it :(
Me: Many of your fans are wondering if you still have Boo, your puggle? They haven’t seen him in a while.
Jake: (After a few seconds pause, then a sigh of what sounds like lament, he looks to the floor and responds) “I don’t have my puggle … I don’t have my puggle.”
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Someone on IHJ says Jake was on his flight to London. Why is it always newbies who have these encounters?
http://iheartjake.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=encounters&action=display&num=1213946471
^^^^^^ I just shared a cabin with Jake yesterday on the VS024 from LAX to LHR. He flew Virgin Atlantic Upper Class, as did I. He was in row 4, but I was in row 17 - the last in the cabin. It was an A340-600 aircraft.
Regrettably, I didn't get to speak to him. I wanted to respect his privacy and wasn't sure how he would react to a fan approaching him during his stay in the Air New Zealand airline lounge or onboard the flight. Do you think I should have? Have I just missed an opportunity of a lifetime or did I do the right thing?
Virgin uses the ANZ lounge at LAX. I was sitting in view of the entrance when he arrived with two companions. One was a butch-looking security type and the other was a blonde female assistant-looking type. He was wearing a grey hoodie, perhaps to reduce recognisability and also seemingly to hide long hair - perhaps grown for a role - I need to look into that. He walked in and we made that kind of brief eye contact. I held his stare but forced myself to remain unreactive on the outside. God I wish I'd just let out a big smile and waved, but then I feared that may have been cheesy. He didn't appear to want to court attention anyway. After arrival in the lounge the three promptly left again to come back about ten minutes later. Perhaps there was something he wanted to buy at the shops. He went all the way to the back of the lounge - where I had been sitting but left because it's kind of boring and I wanted to sit near the TV in the end. While we waited for the boarding call I popped up to the back a couple of times to look down at the gate. I walked right behind him and I could have patted him on the head. Each time Jake was sitting on his own on his mobile to someone. Reece maybe? He must have stayed on that mobile for the entire time of his stay in the lounge. His minders did not sit with him. They hung around outside of the lounge mostly.
When boarding time came, I thought this was going to be interesting... how would they get him onto the plane... would he wait in an airbridge queue Turned out they timed it so that most of the plane was boarded before he came on. He came on without the minders. He seemed a little sad actually. Lonely perhaps? I leaned forward as he walked past me and tried to see if I could smell his cologne. I couldn't smell anything. He was mere millimetres away from me. He had a backpack and a smaller bag which scraped along the back of the seats to the starboard side of the cabin. He found his seat, which seemed miles away from where I was. As he sat down he looked back and again we appeared to make eye contact. Again I held any reaction.
So this was a 'sleeper' flight. Upper Class passengers are offered a set of PJs to wear. Jake didn't accept them and stayed in his clothes. I changed however. It helps you feel a little more fresher when you arrive.
I wondered if Jake was a seasoned Virgin flyer like myself or if this was his first time. I've had a few celebrity encounters on Virgin Atlantic recently. Madonna flies Virgin Atlantic, probably as part of her trying-to-be-green initiative and giving the private jet a rest. Madonna had an area of the Heathrow lounge sectioned off for Lola and her. So Virgin Atlantic seems to be the hot airline for the stars right now.
Jake wasn't using the in-flight entertainment system. He appeared to have his own little DVD player. I believe it is still possible for Upper Class passengers to get these from the crew, but it's still possible it was his own. It's ironic; a year ago the in-flight system had several of his movies. Right now it had none.
Dinner time came and Jake must have requested a special meal as he was served first with something which wasn't on the menu. Perhaps he went low fat? Would he go kosher? It looked like a salad. That was all he ate. I wondered if he had a anti-jetlag plan. They say you shouldn't eat on sleeper flights. Or eat very little.
The next unusual event was when he had half the Upper Class cabin crew searching for something in his seat. I overheard them saying he dropped something and lost it down the seat. The Upper Class suites are terrible for this. Jake spent the next 30 mins bent over looking for this... so was forced to stare at his ass for the duration. Such a hardship. I don't know if they found anything, but it was a serious carry-on. The FSM (Flight Service Manager) and two or three flight attendants were involved in literally dismantling his seat.
The hood never came down the whole flight.
I slept for the next six hours. Was quite shocked I'd achieved that actually. It was breakfast time and Jake appeared only to have OJ, which he never finished - in fact barely touched.
Just before landing a flight attendant approached Jake, asked him something and he got up and wondered through the curtain which leads to the flight deck and forward crew lounge. I don't know whether he was meeting and greeting the captain or something. At one point the curtain flashed open and he was just standing smiling surrounded by some crew. No sign of the flight crew though. He returned to his seat and was then approached by one of the senior cabin crew supervisors with one of the Upper Class menus which she got him to autograph. I wish I'd thought of that.
Disembarkation time came and I was first off - the whole reason for me choosing row 17. I wondered how Jake would leave. As I exit the airbridge there was a guy holding a Jake Gyllenhaal sign with a huge grin on his face. I laughed as though acknowledging the almost stupidity at having a sign with his name on it. You'd think the guy could just wait to see him and then show an ID card or something. Rather embarrassing for Jake I thought. Everyone leaving that plane will have seen this guy. Lucky him though, having airside pick-up. I wasn't sure if this was a private pick-up or if it was the Virgin Atlantic-supplied one which Upper Class passengers are often entitled to but specially brought airside just for Jake.
At immigration I didn't realise I could be using the Fast Track and the flight attendant who hung up my suit jacket didn't give me my boarding pass back anyway. Jake was the last off the plane it seemed as he was last in the Fast Track queue.
At baggage reclaim he promptly left without collecting anything. He had a sports bag and backpack. Can't be here for long or doesn't need the three bags I had. I had hoped to grab a photo op at this point but it was worthless as he left and I was too far away.
Someone on here will probably know what he was going to London for.
That's my story. The day I shared the same space and time as Jake but didn't speak to him.
IHJ
Thrust away from any gay projects that come dancing his way (‘cause, let’s face it, the guy looks as queer as my hair)...
Sounds like Zac.
I just shared a cabin with Jake yesterday on the VS024 from LAX to LHR. He flew Virgin Atlantic Upper Class, as did I. He was in row 4, but I was in row 17 - the last in the cabin. It was an A340-600 aircraft.
Posted - Today at 02:21am (June 20)
The next unusual event was when he had half the Upper Class cabin crew searching for something in his seat. I overheard them saying he dropped something and lost it down the seat. The Upper Class suites are terrible for this. Jake spent the next 30 mins bent over looking for this... so was forced to stare at his ass for the duration. Such a hardship. I don't know if they found anything, but it was a serious carry-on. The FSM (Flight Service Manager) and two or three flight attendants were involved in literally dismantling his seat.
Posted by a guy :)
June 17, 2008
Hollywood prepares for the actors' strike
The threat of a strike by Hollywood actors from June 30 onwards is already disrupting Hollywood productions, with studios either reluctant to greenlight projects or accelerating the pace of existing productions.
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Meanwhile, several high-cost productions, such as the videogame adaptation Prince of Persia, Nottingham - Ridley Scott's retelling of the Robin Hood tale - or Roland Emmerich's apocalyptic action movie 2012, won't start filming until late summer, in the expectation that an actors' strike would run only in July.
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http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,2286026,00.html
Does that titillate you, 7:20? Stop the presses. A MAN posted that he had to stare at Jake's ass. Because we all know that means Jake is teh ghay.
We already know that Jake is gay.
What's your problem 7:40 AM?
Does that titillate you, 7:20? Stop the presses. A MAN posted that he had to stare at Jake's ass.
No, it amuses me :)
At least, it appears, he left the beard home.
I guess this guy is A list. I really dislike him though so if it were up to me I would make him B list. He definitely fits the A list definition. Probably calls himself an A lister. Film. Without looking him up on IMDB, I can't be sure, but I don't remember him doing anything for television. In that harsh light he would look horrible. Not that he is all that great looking now. Anyway, our married actor gets a few massages each week. Nothing scandalous or anything like that. He actually has someone who comes to his house and that's that.
Well, around the beginning of May his masseuse went on vacation. Our actor needed a massage and made some calls and the next thing you know our actor is getting massaged out in West Hollywood. Well, it turns out our actor was enjoying this massage quite a lot and the next thing you know our actor is getting orally serviced by his male massage therapist. Our actor pays for the massage, but doesn't leave a tip. Now, the question here is how does anyone know this happened? Well apparently the massage therapist films everyone who comes in for his safety. Well, I guess he was a little pissed about there not being a tip so the next thing you know he is having a party and shows the tape to all his guests. There hasn't been a copy made, but there have been three parties since and the rumor is spreading fast. The funny thing is our actor has no idea what could potentially be coming.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/06/todays-blind-items_19.html
What a cheap bastard! LOL
I wonder if he's going to stop by in NYC and visit his sister and niece on the trip back to LA?
Maybe he paid them a visit after Nailed wrap-up.
What about his goddaughter?
His goddaughter lives in the neighborhood (Brooklyn), so maybe ...
I hope too.
Well i find Ted boring now ( hate to say that)
Who is boring - Ted or TT?
I totally love Ted.
Well, it turns out our actor was enjoying this massage quite a lot and the next thing you know our actor is getting orally serviced by his male massage therapist.
Gawker comment / guess / gossip:
"Travolta. My friend has a second cousin who is a massage therapist at some resort in Arizona, I think the place that Oprah goes to. When my friend's cousin was massaging Travolta, Travolta got hard and demanded a j*rk off."
I bet Travolta left him a generous tip. lol
A Few Words About Justin Timberlake And Trace Ayala
For those of you clever enough to have found my Facebook page,. (Yes, it does exist and there is even a photo. Try enty lawyer) then you know that the situation between Justin Timberlake and Trace Ayala has been weighing on my mind heavily lately. Not like flooding in the Midwest or the inadequacy of our infrastructure here in the United States to handle rain, but still weighing heavily. I would say that on the scale it is about equal to deciding whether I should have Tommy's or In-N-Out for lunch today.
Justin and his "business partner" have basically kept quiet about their personal life until now. Seems that Trace gave an interview to In Touch and is not something you want to read while you are eating. “I see the kid naked all the time, so if he is wearing a Speedo, I’m like ‘Yeah! He actually has clothes on!’”
The Speedo Trace is referring to is the one Justin is wearing in The Love Guru. That being said, do they take turns reenacting Zoolander without clothes on or something. Why on earth would Justin be walking around Trace naked all the time? Preening? Does Trace return the favor? Do they set up a webcam with Diddilypiddily and watch each other wax their balls?
Think this is bad? How about this? Jessica Biel helps Justin and Trace with their denim designs. Yep, the two are always running around squealing when they come up with some new denim design that will just drive the boys wild. They then call the boys over and have a runway show. The crotchless overalls are a big crowd pleaser. Not a big seller, but a big crowd pleaser.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/06/few-words-about-justin-timberlake-and.html
I totally love Ted.
Me too.
By the way, new Truth, Lies and Ted video is up:
Truth, Lies and Ted
Readers Outraged At Perez Hilton's Phone-Call Scheme
The discerning readers of Perez Hilton's site, which features cum stains, genitalia and unborn babies drawn crudely onto paparazzi photos, were shocked when the celebrity gossip today launched a tasteless plan to enrich himself through the suffering of others.
Hilton's "Gossip On The Go" phone-call service costs $5 per month and threatens "you'll be hearing from us almost every day... whenever something big happens." His commenters called the plan "too expensive," "tacky and presumptuous," and "quite possibly the stupidest thing i've ever heard." Also, Hilton himself (real name: Mario Lavandeira) was called a "sell out" about a thousand times, as though he had once possessed a reserve of dignity and credibility, and is now trading it in. Here are some of the more interesting comments from PerezHilton.com, followed by an email from an "avid" Perez reader who is defecting to Gawker.
http://gawker.com/tag/perez-hilton/?i=5017825&t=readers-outraged-at-perez-hiltons-phone+call-scheme
The next unusual event was when he had half the Upper Class cabin crew searching for something in his seat. I overheard them saying he dropped something and lost it down the seat. The Upper Class suites are terrible for this. Jake spent the next 30 mins bent over looking for this... so was forced to stare at his ass for the duration. Such a hardship. I don't know if they found anything, but it was a serious carry-on. The FSM (Flight Service Manager) and two or three flight attendants were involved in literally dismantling his seat.
He probably lost his blessed cell phone. We all know how he misses Reese so much when he is not with her. He was probably overcome wi9th fear he would not be able to reach his lady love;-)
Cell phone is too big to be lost down the seat, must have been something smaller. His lucky cent?
His lucky cent?
LOL
Male kiss adds sauce to Heinz mayo ad
Heinz is set to challenge some viewer expectations with a light-hearted TV campaign that features two men sharing a kiss. The TV commercial, which promotes a new range of dressing called Heinz Deli Mayo, breaks tonight and will be supported by a press campaign.
Heinz' new ad opens with a family on a normal morning routine with a young boy and girl getting ready for school and their father preparing for the office. The young boy and girl go to the kitchen to get their sandwiches, which are being prepared by a man with a New York accent dressed in a deli serving outfit who they refer to as "mum". When their father goes to get his sandwich he says to mum in the kitchen "See you tonight love".
However, mum barks back "Hey, ain't you forgetting something?", at which point the two men share a kiss. Mum then sends the father off with the words: "Love you. Straight home from work, sweet cheeks."
The TV ad is the first by Heinz's new ad agency AMV BBDO since it won the £10m a year UK business last year. AMV BBDO said that the concept behind the campaign is that the product tastes so good "It's as if you have your own New York deli man in your kitchen". The TV campaign will run for five weeks and be supported by press ads of the deli chef and the strapline "Give your BLT a little NYC".
Heinz mayo ad
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I didn't know... Austin made the Emmy's nomination ballot.
069 Austin Nichols
as John Monad
John From Cincinnati
Emmy's nomination ballot
Austin is a fine actor, I wish he gets nominated!
Yes, fingers crossed for Austin :)
Rock Hudson said it all:”In Hollywood, you can keep a mistress, or a boyfriend, maybe both. You can go gay, -bi, or pan-sexual. Just don't tell anybody, and don't get caught.”
table of contents of the book:
Those Bisexual Rumours About Jake Gyllenhaal, McConaughey & Armstrong. Call It a “Bro-Mance”
book: Hollywood Babylon
Cell phone is too big to be lost down the seat, must have been something smaller.
Yeah, and it's not permitted to use the cell phone in flight.
And, if you want to have a mobil phone in Europe, you must buy one at the departure airport or at the arrival, the US cell phones don't work in Europe.
more about the book:
"Hollywood Babylon: It's Back!," by Darwin Porter and Danforth Prince.
The salacious fun never stops in this overflowing plate of hot Hollywood dish. Who did Nancy Reagan dally with when she was still Nancy Davis? Answer: Marlon Brando, Milton Berle, Spencer Tracy, Yul Brynner, Peter Lawford, Frank Sinatra, and Clark Gable. So much for "Just Say No." From the first chapter, "Well-Hung Hollywood," to the last, "The Saga of Tom Cruise, et al." - speculating on queer content in the lives of Cruise, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ewan McGregor, and Ronald Reagan Jr. - authors Porter and Prince deliver a torrent of scandalous vignettes. Winston Churchill's one-night stand with actor Ivor Novello; Pope Paul VI's fellatio on an unwilling but accommodating Marcello Mastroianni; James Cagney's seduction of World War II hero-turned-actor Audie Murphy - these are just few of the hundreds and hundreds of believe-it-or-not gossip nuggets compiled by the indefatigable authors. This monumentally exhaustive collection of sins, foibles, failings, and sexual adventures is the ultimate guilty pleasure - and publisher Blood Moon pledges that it's merely volume one.
link
If Jake really is TT, do you think Heath knew Jake was gay or bi with a strong preference for men? They were pretty close, at least during a short period of time and Teresa said Heath was crazy about Jake as a friend. If they didn't stay as close, I wonder what happened between them to drift apart. Could be because one lived on one side of the USA and the other on the other side.
If Jake really is TT...
Jake is Toothy Tile, no doubt about it.
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