Waiting for Toothy Part 2

Feb 14, 2008 Q : Doctor Parnassus, what is this 'love that dare not speak its name'? Doctor Parnassus : That, my funny Valentine, is...

Feb 12, 2008 Q : Doctor Parnassus, can we talk Ted? Doctor Parnassus : Despite my commodious competence with languages, Tedspeak is a deriva...

Yesterday someone paged Dr. Parnassus and made me want to read his comments again. I've decided to repost them here – they are too good ...

"Whether you love him or hate him, there's no denying that Perez Hilton - aka Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr. - has Hollywood by the b...

Dear Ted: Is Toothy Tile 's boyfriend a goose or a fish? Brenda Sue Sunset Beach, Calif. Dear Neither: He’s a fox. *** Dear Ted: Oh, ple...

Dear Ted: I'm terrible at Blind Vices; I never even try to figure them out. But I've finally been tempted to take a guess about Toot...

"On April 16, 21-year-old Azariah Southworth , the host of a Christian music television show called The Remix , came out publicly as a ...