beard
A common word used to address a homosexual's female friend who he takes around town. He normally calls this companion his "girlfriend" to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, titty grabbing heterosexual male. Although, he may think that this so called 'image' is working, he's actually fooling himself. It's completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant gay man. - Urban Dictionary
More bearding info: https://twitter.com/Beard_Club
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«Oldest ‹Older 1201 – 1400 of 1692 Newer› Newest»Sophia Bush @SophiaBush 11h
When an adult assaults a 2 yr old boy for wearing a headband b/c it's "gay" & no one says a word? Shameful. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3696113 … #equality
shutup mona @thund3rpuss 9h
Exactly 1 week ago Austin Nichols called me a hottie.....
shutup mona!
what a girl!
Yep, no wonder Austin loves her :)
Why are OMG trolls still melting?
Why can't they pretend that Jake in LA has something to do with Austin? Nah, even they aren't that stupid, LMAO
Nah, even they aren't that stupid, LMAO
are you sure?
Jersey Tom said...
Not sure about the birthdays but Jake is in LA because Austin is there. The only thing that may happen now is that Austin will be spotted elsewhere quick. I do certainly now believe the power of social media when it comes to celebs. It is taken very seriously.
Damn Tom, you had to prove me wrong! LOL :)
"August 5 - Jake Out & About In Los Angeles"
Jake supposedly missed his drunk ex girfriend Reese W in the parking lot.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Barf!
Thank Moses!
Not sure about the birthdays but Jake is in LA because Austin is there.
Poor Tom, pretending that Jake can't live in LA.
August 4 - Grocery Shopping At Erewhon Natural Foods In LA
Awwww, poor OMGers, no luck so far! You don't need to go grocery shopping first thing after landing if you are visiting husband who lives in LA.
'Not sure about the birthdays but Jake is in LA because Austin is there."
Jake is in LA to "work" well thats what he told his tearful girlfriend.
Jake doesn't need a reason to visit LA.
LA is Jake's hometown.
His house is there.
His father and his father's new family lives there.
His friends live there.
Hollywood is there.
The only thing that may happen now...
For OMGers family means spending special occasions with father of your kids? Calling OMGers retarded is an insult to retarded people.
3:51 am - you are saying that LA isn't town which US movie actors visit to do business? LMAO!!!
OMG cum dumpsters are too stupid for words :)
Sarah ☯ @Sarah_Vnknbrck 6 Aug
@AUS10NICHOLS thank you so much for your dm, OMG... I love you so much.
Sarah ☯ @Sarah_Vnknbrck 6 Aug
Fangirlage au max. pic.twitter.com/BbcQvoQr3D
Austin always has time for young girls!
Austin is always horny for young girls!
LOL are your ovaries quivering?
Nope, just amused how Austin has time for girls while his "husband" and "kids" are finally with him, lol
Ouch!
LOL
Kelvin X. Dumé @KxDume from NYC
backyard eatin' at j'eat jet in the south slope! #supercute #backyard #restaurant #brooklyn… http://instagram.com/p/cnBovftQ42/
Aug 5
Kelvin X. Dumé @KxDume
I just saw Jake Gyllenhaal! Day is off to a glorious start! #Winning
3h ago
Jake is already back in New York? Oh well, no free lunch for Austin this time.
'no free lunch for Austin this time"
Thats why he bought groceries the other day. Charity begins at home.
But Jake in NYC could be a mistaken identity, it happens alot with Jake. Too bad the guy didn;t have a picture.
Thats why he bought groceries the other day.
Huh?!??
Jake and "kids" visit Austin in LA first time after X months and Austin is too lazy to buy groceries so he could spend more time with Jake?
Jake took assistant with him - why? Why shouldn't she do the shopping while Jake enjoys time with Austin and "kids"?
Easy - because Jake wasn't in LA to see Austin (who's most-likely in Austin, TX anyway).
The Toronto International Film Festival continues to pad out its already stellar lineup. And this afternoon comes word of the Canadian produced titles ready to walk the red carpet, and there are more notable flicks that festivalgoers will want to add to their schedule.
First off, it looks like Jake Gyllenhaal will be doing double duty....make that triple duty. Already planning to be in town to rep it hard for "Prisoners," Gyllenhaal will also be doing the promo run for "Enemy" — helmed by Denis Villeneuve (who also directed "Prisoners") —where he plays the lead role, and the character's double.
http://blogs.indiewire.com
Jake is already doing promos for both movies - bearding with Hulk woman.
LOL
4:04 pm, silly fangirl, you're in dire need of new glasses.
Poor fangirl, trying hard to convince herself that anyone gives a shit about Jake's man woman :)
Naomi @naomi13_3
Ahhhh!! Omg @AUS10NICHOLS Thank you!! Best birthday ever! You've made my life! #yourock
14m ago
you know it would be nice to read the comments that have been removed. Without them it's like someone is having a seriously crazy conversation with themselves.
Nope, it wouldn't be nice reading crap and insults from OMG and fangirl idiots.
Interesting - maybe. But not nice.
pg doesn't want anyone to know about her nasty yeast infection LOL!
Told you!
Mélanie @Mlle__Melanie
@AUS10NICHOLS Thank you so much for the birthday message, you are simply the best, it's the best birthday ever. Love from France <3 :)
1h ago
Rachel Crompton @NO1Fangirl
So prisoners with Hugh jackman and jake gyllenhaal will be released 27th sep in cinemas
isa @isabelleg7
@Jake_Gyllenhaal why aren't you verified?!?! How do we know you're real, if you're not verified??
sNapPpeRHeaD @sNapPpeRHeaD
Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger dated in real life for a short time during the filming of 'Brokeback Mountain' #confessyourunpopularopinion
8h ago
pg doesn't want anyone to know about her nasty yeast infection LOL!
OMG trash.
"Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger dated in real life for a short time during the filming of 'Brokeback Mountain' "
Lol, I do think they had mutual crushes on one another although Michelle got the penis.
look at the father and the husband of the year!
http://instagram.com/p/cwsMGMtrDz/#
Light was too bright!!!
and looks like they are in nyc while jake is in los angeles
Ayden Garrétt @365DaysofAyden 14h
Los Angeles
Just made eye contact with Jake Gyllenhaal.
just saw jake gyllenhaal in pinkberry in santa monica...omfg
That photo of Austin and boys - that looks like winter clothes to me ...
Bowery Hotel - hotel in New York?
I think the photo was taken last night in ny where the temperature was rather low
hotel in New York?
I think so
Weather in NYC
http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/new-york-ny/10007/august-weather/349727
So Austin is in New York while Jake is in LA? *OMG heads exploding*
wow Austin looks pretty sick
See the hashtag #tbt on that pic? That means "throw back Thursday" which means the pic is old, from days gone by.
ah ok thank you! Austin looks heavy in drugs
Nah, he's just drunk :)
What a father!
See the hashtag #tbt on that pic? That means "throw back Thursday"
Thanks, mystery solved!
big crotch jake!
http://www.fashionmagazine247.com/photos/67694/jake-gyllenhaal-out-and-about-in-beverly-hills_3.php
*OMG heads exploding*
As always, LOL
August 8 - Jake In A Parking Garage In Beverly Hills
look at the father and the husband of the year!
Single men just want to have fun!
I think comments should be deleted when they personally attack posters. It's one thing to have a difference of opinion, it's another that someone comes on and ridicules another one for their beliefs. That's what happened over at Waiting for Toothy. Two or tree harassing people kept trying to intimidate and shut down discussions. The blog now is an absolute joke. I like the fact that abusive responses are deleted here. Keeps the place civil and welcoming. The moderator does a great job in that regard.
I think comments should be deleted when they personally attack posters.
And when posters don't agree with my agenda! Or fact that Jake and Austin are married and have 5 kids!
The moderator does a great job in that regard.
LMAO!!!
Special K deletes every fact or comment which doesn't support her insane J&A&BTs fiction.
I like the fact that abusive responses are deleted here. Keeps the place civil and welcoming.
Poor OMGers, always prefer lies to unpleasant truth. Too bad they aren't fooling anyone :)
That's what happened over at Waiting for Toothy. Two or tree harassing people kept trying to intimidate and shut down discussions.
What they don't tell you is that they were from OMG! This sounds like a certain OMG poster under another guise.
I don't know about BTs, there could be one or two at the most - but nowadays most people don't have more than two. To imagine Jake and Austin with several children is not realistic.
The real problem is that Special K and OMGers turned BT speculation based on nothing into "fact": you are treated as troll and your comments will be deleted from OMG blog if you question that "fact".
P.S. Same is true for Jake and Austin being married / in a relationship: on OMG blog you are not allowed to question that "fact" and you are not allowed to post facts (photos, sightings) which support opinion that Jake and Austin are just friends.
K-U-Wait @DoNotSteele
Why couldn't they have gotten gay actors for Brokeback Mountain like there isn't any in Hollywood? John Travolta, Kevin Spacey etc
Yeah I couldn't respect Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal after Brokeback Mountain. Heath redeemed himdelf as Joker in The Dark Knight.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
Special K said...
If you remember, they used an egg donor and a different surrogate to carry their baby. They had really thought through what they wanted to do. And they could have used the same egg donor for all their children.
Since they were using an IVF process (eggs fertilized in the lab) they could have had all the eggs fertilized and then frozen and then use different surrogates over the years. There is also a chance for multiples with IVF since they need to implant several eggs to ensure success.
I don't think they were thinking about the plan for having children based on splitting up. I think they were planning on having a family together. When you love someone you love the things about them, want to have a children with them and see those things about them in your children. Wouldn't Austin want to see one of his children with Jake's blue eyes and dimples, and Jake want a little one with Austin's curls and adorable smile?
August 9, 2013 at 7:45 AM
Not just human stupidity - that is human insanity.
planning on having a family together = spending time together as family
Jake and Austin don't do that and they didn't do that in last 6-7 years.
Not just human stupidity - that is human insanity.
True. Only insane person would think that hiding kids is normal behaviour.
imène ☀ @imeenesayagh
@AUS10NICHOLS Thank you for responding to my birthday. You're the best , your biggest fan who loves you♥
2h ago
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Gosh why cant you just follow me so I can dm you back @AUS10NICHOLS ❤❤❤❤❤ my man
3h ago
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8h ago
RIVERCOURTSML @RiverCourtSML
Austin's DM!!! He called me Doll!!! DEAD!!! DEAD!!! Bye!!
19h
No time to tweet about his project, but always time for hot girls!
Jake Gyllenhaal: Juicing in LA
Stepping out for a nutritious beverage, Jake Gyllenhaal hit up a health shop for some freshly-squeezed juice on Thursday afternoon (August 8).
http://gossipcenter.com/jake-gyllenhaal/jake-gyllenhaal-juicing-la-903864
"Yeah I couldn't respect Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal after Brokeback Mountain. Heath redeemed himdelf as Joker in The Dark Knight.
August 09, 2013 8:04 am
That is the most narrow minded piece of shit I have ever heard. I would not want people like that anywhere near me or my children. If the actors were "gay" i would bet my life that same piece of shit who made that comment would be faggot this faggot that.
I feel people who make comments like that are men who are actually gay or women who know they are doing it with a gay guy.
I bet you they have BBM on rewind constantly and getting off on the movie.
I would not want people like that anywhere near me or my children.
Agreed 100%.
Since they were using an IVF process (eggs fertilized in the lab) they could have had all the eggs fertilized and then frozen and then use different surrogates over the years.
But they don't always 'take'. I distinctly recall that Jake said that four children would be chaos or something to that effect? That should be in the Word Document somewhere?
Jake said, more than once, on the record, that he doesn't have kids.
Jake said, more than once, on the record, that he doesn't have kids.
We don't have that in our super-secret Word document.
Gestational surrogacy is an expensive process, with each IVF cycle costing thousands of dollars. In the case of a failed transfer, there is often a wait of several months before one can attempt another transfer, and there is a higher miscarriage rate among pregnancies achieved this way than through traditional means. The increased legal benefits of gestational surrogacy and lack of a genetic bond, however, are often strong selling points for the intended parents and surrogates who choose this route.
Would-be parents can also adopt, in addition to love-juice swirling.
Why would Jake want kids with Austin?
Last 4-5 years: is there any reason to believe that Jake gives a shit about Austin?
Nope. Zero.
TBH, Austin doesn't sound like he's a parent. I don't believe blind items, because there's no way of proving them, ever. There just a little bit of gossip fun, most of the time, I would bet.
Also, strangely silent about Ben Whishaw's coming out and marriage over there. I'm surprised the OMG'ers didn't have something to say, a congratulations at least. They probably think he's competition for TT.
Ben Whishaw - maybe OMGers didn't mention him and his secret marriage because Ben didn't beard and didn't lie about being straight. Because he respects and loves his husband. So Jake bearding is just another proof that there is no gay husband and no kids.
I think they should have commended that then. They always mention people who have come out, changes in laws, etc. Silence this time.
Ben is very good looking I think.
Jake may very well be gay, but I don't know about the rest. The love-juice swirling rumor could have been just that, and nothing ever became of it. Family expanding could mean anything - and surrogacy is hugely expensive and formidable process. To think that someone did it 5 times it a little far-fetched. I don't know about Austin, but he doesn't seem like he's settled down or wants to be.
There was NOT love-juice swirling rumor - just Ted's blind item.
That's right - and no one else has ever mentioned it.
To think that someone did it 5 times it a little far-fetched.
It's batshit crazy. Having kids with man you don't live with. Having kids you can't be seen with. Having kids who can't have friends or normal childhood. Batshit crazy.
I really don't believe anyone would do that - closeted or not. Nobody would hide their children or go to such elaborate lengths. They might shield them from the spotlight, but not hide them. Eventually, in this technologic day, somebody would spill the beans about the swirled juices. Paying off blackmailers and surrogates' health care expenses and legal fees, IVF transfers (successful or not) etc. - I don't know if anyone but the 1% could afford it.
I really don't believe anyone would do that - closeted or not.
Normal person wouldn't. Normal parent wouldn't - he/she wants kids to be happy.
How about a quick one – an award-winning actor was super proud during pride and is seriously considering coming out but was advised against it for now so as not to overshadow the movie. So what if the movie mounts a serious run at being a contender?
The guesses
Joseph Gordon Levitt
Joaquin Pheonix
Matt Damon as bi???!
If it is JGL, I think he and Rian Johnson make an cute couple.
if JGL come out is really huge!
I do not think it is possible
Jake is in a youtube video from his visit to Pinkberry on 8/8/13. You really have to slow down the video, at one moment he's at the side talking to someone or himself but he has on a hoodie.
youtu.be/7nUbv4o7RH0?a
Also, strangely silent about Ben Whishaw's coming out and marriage over there.
I expected them to mention Zach Roerig and his secret daughter as proof that you can have children without the public knowing about them . But then , I only know about the guy because of that story.
Would-be parents can also adopt, in addition to love-juice swirling
gay couples are more limited in where they can adopt from and confidential adoptions are difficult. I remember when Sandra Bullock revealed shed adopted a baby in secret there was a lot of commentary about how it is almost impossible but that not so with surrogacy.
Surrogate is not much more expensive than foreign adoption.... both are in the many tens of thousands. Waiting list to adopt an infant in the US = many years.
JGL had a relationship with Michael Pitt last year.
Zach's kid wasn't secret in BT sense:
Sounds as dramatic as any prime-time CW soap. Vampire Diaries star Zach Roerig is locked in a court battle, new documents acquired by TMZ confirm: It turns out that the 28-year-old actor has a two-year-old daughter, and is now fighting for custody with her incarcerated mother, Alanna Turner.
TMZ reports that, in papers filed in a Georgia court in June, Roerig seeks full custody of their little girl, whose name has not been revealed. Roerig has made the new request because Turner was recently sentenced to a federal prison after pleading guilty to "various crimes," and is already behind bars, the site reports.
if JGL come out is really huge!
I do not think it is possible
I agree with 'not possible' part.
Remember how JGL videotaped paparazzi and complained about being called gay? No pride, just asshole.
August 8 - Jake Stopping By A Health Store In LA
Austin now follows another female fan, she looks 16:
https://twitter.com/Juliefaure09
PG is right for once - pedo Austin gets off on that shit, LOOOOLLLLL
Jake is in a youtube video from his visit to Pinkberry on 8/8/13
from 3:03
I've recognized one of those guys, one who made Ricky's La Vida Loca parody. Small YouTube!
^ Poor fangirl, she stil didn't get a brain, LOL :)
Yes fangirl, we know that Alysa Beard is fugly, cheap whore, no need for repeating it.
Jake is in a youtube video from his visit to Pinkberry on 8/8/13
Jake enjoying single life in LA.
Jake looks like a homeless bum and probably smells like one too. He is not aging well either.
Jake's clothes - clean and something average LA men would wear. He's clean shaven, buying healthy food ...
Nothing 'homeless bum' about him.
There are some pics of him on ihj in LA where he looks like a dum animal caught in a head light. Also you can see where one eye is bigger than the other and he is clearly pigeon-toed. Bad posture and Eddie Munster eyebrows. Now I realize what Ang Lee was talking about when he said that you have to be careful how to film Jake. At certain angles he looks downright goofy
9:21 am - do you have photos of you with flashlight in your face?
Come on Rob, don't be so bitter, it's Saturday after all
still upset about that '"inside the actor studio" thing?
I like his eyebrows, very virile and well-defined
still upset about that '"inside the actor studio" thing?
What happened?
???? He supposedly filmed a segment of. The Actors Studio before he left for LA. Who the hell is Rob and why would they be upset
jake was chosen for an episode of the prestigious "inside the actor studio", the whole episode is about him
the episode will be taped on 20 August in ny
Who is Rob and why is he "upset"?
@9:44 am
ask him if he has the balls to answer
"Rob" thinks Jake isn't worthy of the Actors Studio
Fine, Rob shouldn't ask Jake for an interview when he gets to be in charge of the Actors Studio.
"Actors Studio" thinks so
Come on Rob, no wonder Jake did not want to give you that autograph!
Brandon （⌒▽⌒） @BrandonBiotix
THEY MET JAKE GYLLENHAAL AT A FROYO PLACE UGH I FUCKIN HATE U GUYS WHY CANT I MEET HOT MENS WHEN I GO FOR FROYO /crying
3h ago
^^ Froyo - Premium Frozen Yogurt
Rosie Mattia @rosiemattia
I just saw jake gyllenhaal's dog's penis. #LosAngeles #hollywood #brunch
15h ago
Fingers crossed that was Atticus!
Jake eating out? He forgot about "husband and kids" again, lol
I just saw jake gyllenhaal's dog's penis
Told you Alyssa was a trannie!
Told you Alyssa was a trannie!
Well, penis would explain why that dog works as model :)
Told you Alyssa was a trannie!
Well, penis would explain why that dog works as model :)
LOL whaaaaaa? That makes zero sense.
Models > Fashion industry > Gay men working in fashion industry > Gay men love cock
Simple enough?
"Gay men working in fashion industry" is homophobic? You are a retard.
Gay women luv pussy and gay men luv cock. That's how straight straight fag hag fangirls identity gay people Sex!
LOL, 11:28am is really retarded.
Is that fangirl or Tom? :)
Awwwwww, poor, retarded fangirl is melting!
I understand, she is deeply unhappy because Jake didn't take his fugly beard to LA.
Dont worry demented fag hag Jake the tool will be back in NY gor photo ops with the person with the vagina as soon as he calls the paps!
Count on that!
Melt stupid fangirl, melt! :)))
"I understand, she is deeply unhappy because Jake didn't take his fugly beard to LA."
She's already there according to tweets. It seems everytime there is a little bit of "gayness" around Jake, the girlfriend pops up. I speak of the Pinkberry Vlog on youtube.
^^^I know I sound like PG while I disagree with the baby nonsense and Austin, I do believe Jake knows how and when to play the PR. The only problem is it blows up in his face at the end of each girlfriend.
Lol! Her family lives in LA along with Jake's tacky Papa .
It seems everytime there is a little bit of "gayness" around Jake, the girlfriend pops up. I speak of the Pinkberry Vlog on youtube.
How does that have anything to do with Jake. I fail to see the connection. Are you saying that any time a gay mentions, take a pic, tweets, vids Jake out someplace his PR have to quickly arrange for someone of the opposite sex to show up to butch him up? The silliest thing I've ever heard.
Even though that silly video was on twitter with Jake making a 2 second appearence witj a hoodie on, I doubt his useless pr team are even aware of it. The silly fangirl that posted it is a nobody.
Miller was probably scheduled to show with family that lives there
August 10 - Jake Out For Dinner With A Friend Who Isn't Austin In LA
Malachie Rodgers @malachielynn 3h
OMG😳😁 that DM😍
Malachie Rodgers @malachielynn 3h
@malachielynn wish I could reply to it @AUS10NICHOLS
She looks 14.
She looks 14.
Oh my God
Jake Out For Dinner With A Friend Who Isn't Austin In LA
Friend or business?
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