beard
A common word used to address a homosexual's female friend who he takes around town. He normally calls this companion his "girlfriend" to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, titty grabbing heterosexual male. Although, he may think that this so called 'image' is working, he's actually fooling himself. It's completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant gay man. - Urban Dictionary
More bearding info: https://twitter.com/Beard_Club
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«Oldest ‹Older 1601 – 1692 of 1692the one with her friend, who is celebrating her birthday, she and her boyfriend are in LA all week to celebrate,
a couple of days ago they were at the Sunset Ranch in Hollywood
Checked photos, didn't see any mention of LA.
Well, looks like Jake is not in the mood for walking beard around.
3:54 pm - post tweet / sighting, don't "think".
4:19 pm - you are a liar.
You are idiot fangirl who lied about "kissing photos" and we have to check and double check everything you post about Jake's beard.
Poor, retarded fangirl.
Disappointment that Jake is having good time without man beard, lol
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS
My new movie, Parkland. First poster. Looks pretty serious. http://say.ly/lEw6uYa
2h ago
Laura L. @thegoldengirl27 40m
Highlight of my day : receiving a DM from @AUS10NICHOLS. Definitely made me happy. I really love you man.
Laura L. @thegoldengirl27 1h
Today @AUS10NICHOLS made 2 of my "Twitter-friends" happy sending them a DM. I guess it means he's even more perfect than I thought he was.
xXkylieXx @XxKylie028xX 1h
Somebody pinch me did @AUS10NICHOLS just Dm TWICE I love when famous people acknowledge there fans, I think I'd love it if he followed me <3
not the best detective work, anons... step it up a notch
"Why are you shocked?"
Chris Fischer gives off more gay vibes than Jake ever did which just proves to show you can't judge by how he looks at Jake.
Chris dedicates the success of his resturant to his girlfriend one of many people. Its on the internet somewhere, go see babble for details.
Yes I think the GF is in town to get her paid via connections such as a movie or tv deal.
Thanks 5:07 pm! They are too pathetic for words.
Wow shocked,Chris Fischer is straight?
Huh??? What happened?
Thanks 5:09 pm! BTW, girlfriend doesn't make man straight.
No that's true but since Chris Fischer has no reason to lie or hide such things...
Of course he has - it is easier to have kids with a woman. Easier for him and kids.
Of course he has - it is easier to have kids with a woman. Easier for him and kids.
Easier for the kids? How exactly? Kids of gay couples do just fine, thank you.
1. Homophobia. Kids with gay parents don't live on Mars.
2. Fitting in. It is easier to have mother and father.
5:09 am, you are fucking idiot - as the rest of OMGers.
Dominique Jago @DominiqueJago 11h
@AUS10NICHOLS So, when I come to LA/you come to the UK, can I buy you a drink to celebrate all this success of yours?
Dominique Jago @DominiqueJago 11h
@AUS10NICHOLS So, when I come to LA/you come to the UK, can I buy you a drink to celebrate all this success of yours?
Evelyn Lucero @Saritza23 9h
@AUS10NICHOLS Austin I want to say thank you very much for your DM. It was so nice and exciting to see it as I'm a huge fan of OTH and you❤
sarah @bieberscrystaI 12h
@AUS10NICHOLS DO U UNDERSTAND NOW pic.twitter.com/itJMDtj2VH
Austin's DM: Where do you live?
@AUS10NICHOLS DO U UNDERSTAND NOW pic.twitter.com/itJMDtj2VH
Austin's DM: Where do you live?
Austin is pervert.
And pedo. Heterosexual pedo.
Did Jake Gyllenhaal hang out with you in order to learn more about his character and your personality?
Yep. Jake and I hung out three times, which gave him the chance to ask me all of his questions about pharmaceutical sales and how/why doctors and nurses would interact with drug reps in the first place. (Good question.) It also gave me the chance to see that Jake is a smart, funny guy who takes his job seriously. I liked him a lot.
http://www.parade.com/62092/nancyberk/whats-it-like-having-jake-gyllenhaal-play-you-in-a-movie/
Jose Ignacio Gomez @jose_ignaciogez
The show will be tape on Tuesday the 20th. Any acting questions for jake Gyllenhaal, acting wise.
Scout Hodges @vshodges 14 Aug
That awkward moment when you snap a flashed pic of Jake Gyllenhal... He sees you... And it's not him. #ButReallyThough
LOL
Trolls are melting again, LOL
Why aren't to tweeting Austin to stop stalking underage girls?
Why don't you ask Maggie to ask Jake to walk beard dog around LA?
You have opportunity to try to solve your problems via Twitter - use it!
to walk beard dog around
What mean person you are
^What dumb fangirl you are :)))
What mean person you are
You are free to call her whatever you want in your tweet to Maggie! lol
call her putana!
Yep, call Jake's beard a whore - Maggie knows. :)
Putana Miller! LOL
LOL, fangirl will love that :)
Didn’t she try to shove her tits in DiCaprio’s face a few months ago? He wasn’t having it so I guess she had to settle for being Jake’s beard.
I don’t understand why you deleted my comment about the beard and DiCaprio???
10:08 am - for some reason Blogger marked your comment as spam. Will undo.
Phew! For a minute there I thought the beard troll highjacket WFT2. LOL
LOL
Didn’t she try to shove her tits in DiCaprio’s face a few months ago?
Leo has standards to maintain.
Are you talking about the NYC premiere of TGG? I saw video recently she attended with her then boyfriend Bjorn. Doubt that happened.
Why?
Putana Miller is happy to beard for Jake for $$$, I'm sure she would be happy to beard for any other more popular celebrity for more $$$.
P.S. publicity and new connections = $$$ in her business
10:44 am, she had no problem dumping her boyfriend of 2 years to beard for Jake, so it isn’t hard to believe at all that she tried to sink her publicity hungry claws into Leonardo freaking DiCaprio even if said boyfriend was there.
WWE wrestler Darren Young announces he is gay - in paparazzi TMZ video!
http://www.latimes.com/sports/sportsnow/la-sp-sn-wwe-wrestler-darren-young-gay-20130815,0,2132764.story#axzz2c3bRnUFd
TMZ, Jake will soon fly back to New York. Just saying!
I called someone's comment "homophobic" because it suggested that gay men should marry women if they want to have children because it is easier on them and easier on the children. On a gay support blog. Go figure, because I can't.
suggested that gay men should marry women if they want to have children
What is the point of this obvious lie?
Chris Fischer has no reason to lie or hide such things (being gay) ...
Of course he has - it is easier to have kids with a woman. Easier for him and kids.
Easier for the kids? How exactly? Kids of gay couples do just fine, thank you.
1. Homophobia. Kids with gay parents don't live on Mars.
2. Fitting in. It is easier to have mother and father.
On a gay support blog. Go figure, because I can't.
Yes, you can.
a) You are lying about what was posted. As everyone can read, no one "suggested that gay men should marry women if they want to have children".
b) It is easier to be heterosexual. It is easier for gay men to have families with women - family and kids better accepted by society. Some gay men would agree, other would never do it, some don't want kids. But that doesn't change the fact that some things in life are easier when you are heterosexual or "heterosexual".
WWE wrestler Darren Young announces he is gay - in paparazzi TMZ video!
Cool guy, cool paparazzi! :)
Hot guy, bad paparazzi!
b) It is easier to be heterosexual. It is easier for gay men to have families with women - family and kids better accepted by society. Some gay men would agree, other would never do it, some don't want kids. But that doesn't change the fact that some things in life are easier when you are heterosexual or "heterosexual".
Where do you live? Russia? "Family and kids better accepted by society" ???? That's not true at all.
That's not true at all.
Another obvious lie. Homophobia is alive and kicking, including countries like the US.
Hate Map plots homophobia and racism across the US
"Family and kids better accepted by society" ???? That's not true at all.
You are painfully ignorant.
"An Arizona-based gay couple and their four children are reportedly fearing for their safety after allegedly being terrorized in a series of attacks on their home.
The couple, identified in news reports as Felix Bermia and his partner Roy, say the harassment in their new Gilbert, Ariz. neighborhood has escalated from a series of seemingly innocent pranks to anti-gay graffiti scrawled on the exterior of their home and car, and, most recently, a break-in.
"My children are fearful for their life...since this invasion of our house, I'm fearful for my children's well-being," Bermia told NBC. Though the family has upped the security on their home since the break-in, Bermia added, "What's happening to my family is exactly that: it's a hate crime."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/arizona-gay-couple-terrorism-_n_1559573.html
It's easier to be Christian in the US too, so should all Muslims and Jews convert?
It's easier to be a man - should I get a sex change?
6:23 pm - cut the crap and learn to read.
Aisha A @_aishaax 6h
Forever sad that Sophia Bush & Austin Nichols broke up after a 6 year long relationship. There really coulda been Brooke & Julian babies đŸ˜đŸ’”
JoBlo.com @joblocom 52m
New "countdown" 60-second TV spot for Prisoners starring Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal http://bit.ly/15Lt2SZ
Stupid fangirl, any news about Putana Miller? :)
EWWWWWWWWWWWW ! ! !
Jake,
please take that dog out, fangirl can't wait anymore! LOL
What is she trying to say by posting this passage?
That gay people can only truly be happy if they COME OUT.
Come out, Jake. Even your beard wants you to.
Uh, no. Perhaps you should read up on your James Baldwin.
Uh, no. Perhaps you should read up on your James Baldwin.
huh?
What a person is attempting to vaguebook by posting a passage from a book may be entirely different than what the original author is writing about.
What book is it?
another country?
The beard gets deep
The beard pretends to read a book.
Come out, Jake. Even your beard wants you to.
Nah, she needs a job!
Yes, you are right, closet case Tom is posting here! LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL indeed!
OMG cum dumpsters,
go back to Special K and write some more shitty fiction, lol
Poor Special K, she needs all help she can get :)
Let's hope someone will find great psychologist for her.
Fingers crossed!
For other OMGers, too - they need mental health care more than anything.
Too bad there is no cure for our stupid fangirl, LOL
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