beard
A common word used to address a homosexual's female friend who he takes around town. He normally calls this companion his "girlfriend" to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, titty grabbing heterosexual male. Although, he may think that this so called 'image' is working, he's actually fooling himself. It's completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant gay man. - Urban Dictionary
More bearding info: https://twitter.com/Beard_Club
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I just scared the bejesus out of Jake Gyllenhaal on Chrystie Street. More memorable than a photo 😁😁 @KristyDorsa
from Manhattan, NY
12h ago
Cassandra @Cassandryyy
When did Austin Nichols and Sophia Bush break up?! #newstome 💔
24m ago
Isabelle @Zabou1290
@AUS10NICHOLS Thank you for your message Austin !! You are wonderful ❤ ! I really hope to meet you One day in France :) kisses
10h ago
Natasha @ttaashaa
I was not aware Sophia Bush and Austin Nichols broke up over a year ago! My One Tree Hill fantasy is BROKEN!
5h ago
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS
I need some help. Log on to http://say.ly/Pgc6oz5 and vote for my buddy Cam Richards. 17year-old shredder. Check his video. So sick.
11h ago
Austin officially loves them underage, LOL!
And yes, OMG cum dumpsters are pissed off^about it, lol
A little bird told me there are offers out to Jake Gyllenhaal and Jeff Bridges to star in COMANCHERIA. The action/thriller is about two brothers who try to save their family’s farm by planning a number of bank heists, all while outsmarting a pair of determined Texas Rangers.
Gyllenhaal would play one of the brothers, a divorced father of two who is presumably talked into this life of crime by his ex-con brother, while Bridges will hopefully be putting on a badge as a Texas Ranger who is just a few short weeks away from retirement.
Last week TB had the exclusive that the film will be directed by Marc Forster off of a script by Taylor Sheridan. You can find that exclusive here. Sarah Aubrey, Peter Berg, and Sidney Kimmel are producing through Film 44 and Sidney Kimmel Entertainment.
If these two stars attach themselves to the project, which now has a solid director, we will hopefully see this script, which was on the 2012 Hit List and Black List, finally gets some legs and make its way to the big screen.
http://www.tracking-board.com/tb-exclusive-jake-gyllenhaal-and-jeff-bridges-have-offers-for-comancheria/
Smokin Aces ♠ @randleWithAnLE
Yo so I was just chillin next to Jake Gyllenhaal FINE a** on the Q train... And nobody noticed it was him.. We kept catching eyes 😍😍😍😍
10h ago
Jake Gyllenhaal and beard on the subway platform
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/p480x480/970882_10200848964680833_2014753517_n.jpg
beard looks like a sooky needy wet blanket
Shut up! I look like perfect and real girlfriend in love!
P.S. I'm so ready for Hollywood!
Bitch please!
Gyllenhaal would play one of the brothers, a divorced father of two who is presumably talked into this life of crime by his ex-con brother, while Bridges will hopefully be putting on a badge as a Texas Ranger who is just a few short weeks away from retirement.
Would watch this! :)
Ex-con brother - Tom Hardy would be perfect :)
"Inside Jake Gyllenhaal and Girlfriend Alyssa Miller's Romantic Martha's Vineyard Getaway
Couples
Wednesday July 31, 2013 12:44 PM
It’s only been two months, but Jake Gyllenhall and Sports Illustrated model Alyssa Miller are proving their new romance is more than a summer fling!
Not shy in hiding their feelings, an eyewitness details the couple’s latest romp to their favorite summer retreat — Martha’s Vineyard.
Arriving on July 25 at New York’s JFK Airport for a long weekend, the source tells Life & Style the Jake and his new girlfriend “were very affectionate toward one another and were laughing and smiling a lot. They held hands on the flight and even kissed a few times while up in the sky.”
And their canoodling didn’t stop in the air! “They were hugging each other for a long time while they waited for their luggage in the Martha's Vineyard airport,” the eyewitness dishes.
A frequent summer getaway for the duo, a friend of the couple tells Life & Style, “Jake and Alyssa have been going on weekend getaways to Martha's Vineyard,” adding, “They seem so happy and in love.”
It’s no surprise the 32-year-old actor has introduced Alyssa, 24, to Martha’s Vineyard. Jake's family has a house on the island, and growing up he spent many summer vacations there working as a lifeguard.
For more, pick up this week’s issue of Life & Style, on newsstands now."
http://www.lifeandstylemag.com/couples/news/jake-gyllenhaal-girlfriend-alyssa-miller-marthas-vineyard-vacation-getaway
Geez, same old boring fiction.
https://www.facebook.com/mara.friedman.9/posts/10151522055395981
Yep, boring and fake like that.
Stupid fangirl buying PR crap. How sad.
Oh damn, now stupid fangirl is melting, too! LMAO :)
where's the kissy-kissy pic fanghoul?
3 weeks later - still looking for it, LOL
spin spin spin!!!
...And retarded fangirl laps it up. Quick, you better go out and buy Life & Style LOL
Retarded fangirl,
just remember Jake making fool of himself "dating" dumb bitches like Reese Witherspoon and Taylor Swift.
You will never learn. Get a brain ASAP.
LOL
No, just cheap whore beards like Alyssa "Hollywood" Miller
Stupid fangirl,
we hate cheap publicity whores who work like beards. Get a brain.
Alyssa will be erased when the beard contract expires. Get it, stupid fangurl?
Come on retarded fangirl,
even you know that Ted Casablanca was right and that Witherspoon and Swift were beards. And Jake just got another money hungry whore to demonstrate his "heterosexuality".
Poor, stupid fangirl! LMAO
Sorry 1:18 pm, using politically correct language doesn't change anything.
Has nothing to do with politically correct language but everything to do with civility. The person who responds to every post with insults adds nothing to any conversation and in turn makes them appear angry, aggressive and slightly unhinged.
Nope, don't think there is a good reason to talk nice to rude idiots or liars. Sorry.
She's fangirl, she's stupid, she's liar, she's troll... 3:25 pm, since when is the truth an insult?
Calling someone "retarded" when you have no idea? That's not a "truth", that's just insulting. And mean-spirited.
Calling someone "retarded" when you have no idea?
Oh really? People who post "LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" aren't retarded? You need more proof?
LOL :)
I wonder if this is another Kiki situation for Jake as in she thinks it’s real when he’s just using her to cover up his gayness. He’s smart enough to have learned from the mistakes he’s made in his “relationships” with Witherspoon and Swift hence going the extra mile to make it look real (PDA) which he didn’t do with the last two. I don’t know, the feeling I’m getting is that she could be in love with him for real. She certainly seems dumb and desperate enough.
she could be in love with him for real
Hulk woman is dumb and not particularity good-looking model who would do anything for money ergo publicity. Bearding job is God sent.
"I wonder if this is another Kiki situation for Jake as in she thinks it’s real"
She is dumb, but not that dumb. Did you see her too pathetic for words "look at my fake birthday presents" Twitter photo? Beard isn't important enough for tabloids to make up stories about "birthday presents" like they did with The Chin and Swift, so she did it herself.
She's trash.
That's not very nice calling the beard a cum dump, even if it's true LOL
I will not reveal who I've worked with or what I've starred in obviously, as I don't want to be identified. I love my career, and I know I would lose my leading man status if I ever came out. I feel terribly guilty about many different things.
First of all, I feel like I'm misleading my fans. I know a lot of women watch my movies to watch me, and part of that is fantasy, and I feel like it's all based on a lie. They do a lot market analysis in Hollywood. I get told about which demographics I do well with, and I feel like I'm misleading so many people, or letting them down.
I am dating another well known personality, and we've been publicly together for a while now. I know she expects to get married, the press expect us to get married, but of course this would be a great disservice to her. Truth be told I think she knows. She is a wonderful woman and a wonderful person and I don't deserve someone as loving and trusting in my life, and I truly do love her, but I'm not in love with her, and sex with her, despite her beauty, is difficult for me.
I also feel terribly guilty because I know there are so many gay kids out there and I feel like by not coming out, and not providing that public display of being gay and being successful I'm letting them down. Public figures like Ellen DeGeneres coming out when I was younger made a huge difference to me, and I feel like I should be paying it forward, but I'm too afraid of my whole life being ruined.
I've only told a few people. I've been with two men since my career has started. Both have been, thankfully, very discrete. My two best friends from before I became mainstream know, and have been supportive. I've told two gay actors who have come out because I trusted they would keep it to themselves, having been in the same position. They were comforting and told me to do what I needed to do, but it didn't assuage my guilt at all. I tested the water with my agent, who basically told me "Faggots don't make it in this town," and then went on to basically explain that he would never represent a gay man because the effort versus the money just makes it not worth it to him. It frankly terrifies me. I just wanted to get it out there.
Original post on Reddit
Datalounge thread
That's not very nice calling the beard a cum dump, even if it's true LOL
Let's be realistic - the beard being that is the only way man-woman got modeling job.
They were comforting and told me to do what I needed to do, but it didn't assuage my guilt at all.
Guilt? About what?
Poor OMGers, Jake can't be bothered to be anywhere near his "husband", no wonder they are always pissed off, lol
The troll goes on and on and on about Austin but then she says Jake can't be bothered being anywhere near Austin. What a joke. The troll posts at least 10 tweets by/about Austin per day. just shows you how nervous the troll is. So pathetic.
Calling someone "retarded" when you have no idea?
August 01, 2013 4:46 pm
Dear 4:46 pm,
5:21 am is another proof that OMG trolls are retarded.
Please stop insulting retarded people!
LOL :)
"special k even makes prostitutes look like virgins LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
Yep, box of rocks is more intelligent than OMGer!
Maggie Gyllenhaal @mgyllenhaal 12h
Um...this is the American Mainstream Media?? You won't believe this. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vwWbPpFZ31s
Retards working for Fox News.
stupid special k goes on and on about Austin!
Special K's OMG blog posts:
Thursday, August 1, 2013
Post about Jake and Austin projects
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Jake and Austin photos from January and February 2012
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Post about Austin
Saturday, July 27, 2013
Post about Austin's short movie
Friday, July 26, 2013
Post about Austin's old project
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Post about Austin
...
stupid special k goes on and on about Austin!
Poor Special K is obsessed with Austin.
stupid special k goes on and on about Austin!
But never ever about 1.000 DMs Austin sent to hot, underage female fans :)
can't see the truth staring her in the face
What truth is that?
That Special K writes 3 or more posts about Austin weekly?
That OMGers gave up pretending Jake and Austin are more than casual friends?
WOW! 3 a week? Really?
And you post 5 tweets per day about Austin!
8:33 am,
just how stupid can you be, LMAO!!!
Posting tweets about Austin takes 2 minutes or less - you just do copy/paste.
Special K writes blog posts about Austin. That means preparation, looking for photos, writing it.
Please stop insulting everyone's intelligence.
you claim Austin and Jake are no more than friends, yet you post incessantly about Austin
Only idiot from OMG blog, determined to ignore facts and logic, would say something like this.
My claim that Jake and Austin are just friends last 3-4 years is based on available info (not wishful thinking).
Austin's tweets = info available about Austin Nichols.
Of course I check his tweets, just like OMGers do. The only difference is that OMGers ignore tweets which don't support their wishful thinking.
Of course I check his tweets, just like OMGers do. The only difference is that OMGers ignore tweets which don't support their wishful thinking.
DUH!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheyenne Jackson is getting a divorce.
A spokesman for the star confirmed today that Jackson and husband Monte Lapka have split after 13 years together. They were married in 2011 when same-sex marriage became legal in New York.
Ay!
prairiegirl said...
You guys, THAT IS NOT JAKE'S BODY NOR IS THAT ALYSSA'S BODY in those photos.
Those are photoshopped.
Please. Use your computers and your eyes in the way they can be used and blow those things up.
Those are mish-mashes and they are not real.
PR - get the heck out of here and get yourself a better photoshopper. OMG is smarter than the average internet surfer.
Raven-Symone Comes Out as Lesbian? Says "I Can Finally Get Married!"
Raven-Symone has apparently changed her mind about keeping her sexual orientation private. The 27-year-old That's So Raven actress tweeted a thank-you to the powers that be on Friday, Aug. 2, for "finally" being able to get married.
PHOTOS: Out and proud celebs
"I can finally get married! Yay government!" she tweeted. "So proud of you." Symone didn't elaborate any further, but apparently seems to be referring to the Supreme Court's decision to overturn The Defense of Marriage Act back in June.
Symone also retweeted a fan who wrote, "She been out, momma just didn't have time for bulls--t."
Last year in May, the former Cosby Show star addressed speculation that she was a lesbian after National Enquirer claimed that she was living with a girlfriend, America's Next Top Model contestant AzMarie Livingston.
"I'm living my PERSONAL life the way I'm happiest. I'm not one, in my 25 year career to disclose who I'm dating," she wrote on Twitter. "And I shall not start now."
"My sexual orientation is mine, and the person I'm datings to know," she added. "I'm not one for a public display of my life, however that is my right as a HUMAN BEing whether straight or gay. To tell or not to tell. As long as I'm not harming anyone. I am a light being made from love. And my career is the only thing I would like to put on display, not my personal life. Kisses!"
This article originally appeared on Usmagazine.com: Raven-Symone Comes Out as Lesbian? Says "I Can Finally Get Married!"
Those are photoshopped.
Take your medications, PG.
"I can finally get married! Yay government!" she tweeted.
Be careful what you wish for!
anthony dinozzo jr. @dec0ydream 30m
I just realised why Austin Nichols has a 10 in his @ oh my god @AUS10NICHOLS
grant spanier @grantspanier
Jake Gyllenhaal creeping on me at a restaurant in NY, classic. http://instagram.com/p/chQZ_gM95w/
9h ago
Those are photoshopped.
PG has lost it, she can't stand the truth - no BTs, no Jake & Austin.
Austin now follows underage fan on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/yolobustin
How lovely! lol
♡Thank's austin♡ @yolobustin
thank's @AUS10NICHOLS For the follow and the dm,u're the cutest. pic.twitter.com/AybEA817hA
10h ago
Poor OMGers, how sad.
Why are they sad?
BBB News @mybabyace 3h
Lovebirds Jake Gyllenhaal and Alyssa Miller keep their fingers laced on a romantic stroll http://dlvr.it/3ldYln
Blossoming love: Taylor Lautner and his Tracers co-star Marie Avgeropoulous take an amorous stroll hand-in-hand
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2384290/Taylor-Lautner-Tracers-star-Marie-Avgeropoulous-amorous-stroll-hand-hand.html
Why are they sad?
Because OMGers' only answer to Austin being heterosexual pedo, Jake bearding again, and Jake and Austin being just friends is mindless, retarded trolling. Too pathetic for words.
http://www.justjared.com/2013/08/04/jake-gyllenhaal-alyssa-miller-hold-hands-in-tribeca/
Henry Cavill Exits Bodo's Schloss Nightclub with Mystery Girl!
http://www.justjared.com/2013/08/02/henry-cavill-exits-bodo-schloss-nightclub-with-mystery-girl/
Het's are invading Hollywood LOL
Bearding with co-star, oldest in gay Hollywood book!
Taylor Lautner & Marie Avgeropoulos Are Happy Together!
http://www.justjared.com/2013/08/02/taylor-lautner-marie-avgeropoulous-are-happy-together/
Where is Bradley Cooper and his baby-beard? :)
I bet he'll pay her nose job, too!
Bradley Cooper & Suki Waterhouse Arrive Back in Los Angeles
http://www.justjared.com/2013/07/26/bradley-cooper-suki-waterhouse-arrive-back-in-los-angeles/
Henry has fun, must be nice not having to pretend that he gives a shit about woman next to him :)
prairiegirl @ 08/04/2013 at 8:40 am
@BBM: silly bit-ch, trolls impersonate me all over the internet m’kay. There are two sets of twins, and another girl (the oldest).
jake's pr should pay her
Hi evie!
jake's pr should pay her
True! Having idiots like PG and Special K, who claim that Jake is gay, married and with kids, is the best way to discredit 'Jake Is Gay' gossip and rumors.
JAke Gyllenhaal is the biggest fake in HW and I aint talking about his sexuality. Why in the world I have I been a fan of this no talent piece of shit for so long?
Even his worshippers at Gyllenbabble know something is off this man or they would not come to this board and yes I admit I was one of them.
NOt anymore, no wonder his box office sucks, his aura is a complete fake.
Oh come on, don't be like that, it is hard to find decent beard! Look at Bradley's, she is even worse!
Why in the world I have I been a fan
Because I'm fagulous, oops fabulous
Damn, why can't he keep his mouth shut!
9:51 am
Hi Rob you're still waiting for that autograph?
Jake Gyllenhaal and his model girlfriend, Alyssa Miller, in Central Park at Shakespeare in the Park’s production of “Love’s Labour’s Lost,” where an onlooker said, “So impossibly attractive, even if they weren’t famous, people would still stare”
"So impossibly attractive, even if they weren’t famous, people would still stare"
LMAO!!!!!!
they are impossibly attractive
why "LMAO!!!!!"?
Amelia Teale @lafillebleue 13h
Apparently Jake Gyllenhall & Alyssa Miller got off the subway in SoHo today. Apparently I was within touching distance of them.
LMAO!!!!!!!!! because
a) "famous" - no one knows who Hulk woman is
b) Jake is short and cute. Beard is below average looking for a model. They are "impossibly attractive" only to their parents and PR team, lol
LOL :)
They are "impossibly attractive" only to their parents and PR team
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So true :)
There is nothing beautiful about unknown model Alyssa Who.
Jake is cute, charming, but not classically handsome man. Average height. People notice him because he's celebrity, they wouldn't notice him with "wow, look that hot man over there" if he was unknown.
Beard is dumb dog.
Chloe Holmes @chloejessholmes
I knew @AUS10NICHOLS wouldn't let me down ahh thank you! pic.twitter.com/AinOPLRFEE
Aug 3
Awwwwwwww :)
Mademoiselle M @_Miss_Kika
Parkland with my favorite @AUS10NICHOLS comes out September 20 in US and the movie is added to the Venice Film Festival line-up.Proud of him
Aug 3
Prisoners
Release Date: 20 September 2013 (USA)
Beard is dumb dog.
And pathetic publicity whore.
http://instagram.com/p/bl5ZlCQf1J/ (old photo)
Posing for paparazzi:
August 3 - Jake Out For A Stroll With Beard In NYC
August 4 - Jake Arriving At LAX Airport
Miki➳♡ @cali_Mxxx
17/blogger/L.A native
Miki➳♡ @cali_Mxxx 4 Aug
@AUS10NICHOLS Thank you so much Austin💕 I always love you. xxx
Miki➳♡ @cali_Mxxx 4 Aug
@AUS10NICHOLS Yeah! I just can't believe I'm talking with u:*) You are so hot in OTH.
Miki➳♡ @cali_Mxxx 4 Aug
@AUS10NICHOLS xoxo00blake@gmail.com
Miki➳♡ @cali_Mxxx 4 Aug
I just can't believe I'm talking w/ Austin.N He sent me DMs and pic!
PG is still crazy and full of shit:
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 20h
One week ago today on July 28, Mr Gyllenhaal was spotted in L.A. by peach kelli pop. You won't find the tweet now, why?
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 20h
Because she took down the tweet less than 24 hrs later. And so it wouldn't look suspicious, all of her 2600+ tweets were removed & archived
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 20h
Hiding a husband in the business as well as children when you want to still work in Hollywood is A LOT of work.
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 20h
When you just want a summer off because school is out for kids, it's going to require alot of pre-planning.
When you just want a summer off because school is out for kids, it's going to require alot of pre-planning
LMAO!!!
No pre-planning needed if Jake was still living in his hometown LA.
But Jake prefers New York - because there are no BTs and he doesn't give a shit about Austin Nichols.
I just can't believe I'm talking w/ Austin.N He sent me DMs and pic!
Thank God she'll be 18 soon!
he doesn't give a shit about Austin Nichols
Don't be like that! Jake is in LA, he might have lunch with Austin and friends, like he did last time.
True - Austin's pedo ways and Jake's bearding are so boring.
Actor Ben Whishaw Officially Comes Out As Gay, Reveals He Is Married
"Skyfall" actor Ben Whishaw has officially come out as gay.
In a statement obtained by the Daily Mail over the weekend, Whishaw's rep confirmed the actor is gay and has been married to his partner, Australian composer Mark Bradshaw, for a year now.
"Ben has never hidden his sexuality, but like many actors he prefers not to discuss his family or life outside of his work," his spokesman said Friday night. "Due to speculation, I can confirm that Ben and Mark entered into a civil partnership in August 2012. They were proud to do so and are very happy."
The British star, who played "Q" in "Skyfall" and is set to reprise the role in "Bond 24," has faced questions about his sexuality before.
Back in March 2011, Out magazine interviewed the 32-year-old while he was juggling roles in two homoerotic plays. Those roles caused some to wonder about Whishaw's own sexuality. At the time, he expressed his distaste for labels like "gay" or "straight," which he described as "words from the '60s made by our parents only invented to get rights."
"[A]s an actor you have total rights to privacy and mystery, whatever your sexuality, whatever you do," he told Out. "I don't see why that has to be something you discuss openly because you do something in the public eye. I have no understanding of why we turn actors into celebrities. It's difficult talking about it. That's why I didn't want to go there, but at the same time I know this is a gay magazine and that means there's a conflict there."
TimeOut New York caught up with him in April and asked Whishaw why he is so hush-hush about his sexuality. The actor explained that he is a private person and doesn't feel comfortable discussing such topics with people he doesn't know.
Whishaw and Bradshaw reportedly met while working on the 2009 film "Bright Star."
Whishaw's announcement follows on the heels of a tweet actress Raven-Symone sent last week in which she appeared to also confirm that she is gay.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/05/ben-whishaw-comes-out-gay_n_3706827.html
Oh, I love it. Ben is fantatic! Congrats! I hope we'll see so much more of him as Q. The choice of a young computer wizard is inspired.
Actor Ben Whishaw Officially Comes Out As Gay, Reveals He Is Married
Oh no, now OMGers will use this as an argument for their crap, lol
"Ben Whishaw '
Who half the world asks and the other half of the world who cares?
The world cares enough to report it.
And to comment.
August 4 - Grocery Shopping At Erewhon Natural Foods In LA
August 5 - Jake Out & About In Los Angeles
August 4 - Grocery Shopping At Erewhon Natural Foods In LA
Another woman working for Jake, lol.
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS
Someone put together all these images of my short film. I can't wait to show it to all of you. http://say.ly/fLw6r3T
6h ago
Ha! Based on that, Austin's short film is about him and hot girls! He really can't keep it in his pants.
Hi OMG trolls, still DIAFing over no BTs and no J&A?
I thought so, LOL :)
August 4 - Grocery Shopping At Erewhon Natural Foods In LA
Look all that food! I bet PG will make up another pair of twins based on this "proof".
August 4 - Grocery Shopping At Erewhon Natural Foods In LA
Jake AND assistant doing food shopping? Jake chatting and eating in some parking lot?
Jake obviously has nothing better to do with his time - like spending time with his "husband" and "kids".
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