>> Austin Nichols and Hassie Harrison on double date with friends in Los Angeles · April 13, 2018 · source tweet
>> 'The Iron Orchard' teaser🎥| Austin Nichols with Hassie Harrison last night (thetruespoon via instagram story) pic.twitter.com/e4VsoHq2A0
— Austin Nichols daily (@AustinNsource) April 14, 2018
>> Austin and Hassie: Night out with friends in Los Angeles
> April 8, 2018 #Sunday
>> Jake Gyllenhaal to star in and produce thriller WELCOME TO VIENNA for Focus Features > Gyllenhaal is currently filming Dan Gilroy’s next movie, and he’s also attached to star alongside Benedict Cumberbatch in a thriller from director Luca Guadagnino.
>> Jake Gyllenhaal for Cartier
>> Jake Gyllenhaal for Cartier + another SF party video
Introducing the face of #SantosdeCartier, Jake Gyllenhaal. #CartierParty #BoldandFearless pic.twitter.com/PMo3vVqmZL
— Cartier (@Cartier) April 6, 2018
>> Austin and Hassie: Movie night in Austin, TX
> Hassie Harrison posted on April 4, 2018 from Alamo Drafthouse Cinema: Sees Ready Player One one time... · Instagram photo
> 'Ready Player One' tweet liked by Austin:
>> Austin and Hassie: Easter in Texas
> Hassie Harrison posted on April 3, 2018 from Austin, TX
>> Jake Gyllenhaal: New Calvin Klein 'Eternity' Ad
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hassie harrison - 1 hour ago - Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar
Sees Ready Player One one time...
Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar
Stylish theater chain for new & classic films features cocktails & creative bites served seat-side.
Address: 1120 S Lamar Blvd, Austin, TX 78704, USA
Jake is gay. Sorry!
Haven't seen Austin and Hassie in the same photo yet.
7 September 2017 - Austin Nichols with Paul Wesley & Hassie Harrison
29 December 2017 - Austin and Hassie with friends
Just caught msbcmc in another lie then she went private so I'm sure she's deleting the stolen Instagram stories now. she was pretending to be at the Ellen show but I found the account for the person who actually posted those stories. Not the first time I've seen her do this. Previously she posted a story at the wrap party for sunday in the park with george but the real story came from someone who does pr for broadway shows.
So msbcmc is some bored housewife who surfs the net for photos of tall thin blondes and cool celebrity stories. Must be more fun than doing laundry or cleaning after kids, LOL
Not a friend photo, together. I mean couply as Faux Chlo. We aren't going to see any, either.
Sorry, you aren't fooling anyone.
You KNOW that Austin had sex with Sarah, that he lived with Chloe and that he's dating Hassie.
OMGers coudn't explain why "married man with kids" is spending all his time with Chloe so they gave up pretending and OMG blog was closed down - actions speak louder than words.
Not a friend photo, together.
Having sex?
Hassie was with Austin in Paris and Toronto, she was with Austin's sister and her kids for Easter. More photos wouldn't change anything. BTW, there are ZERO photos but you have no problem claiming that Jake and Austin are married with kids, LOL
Hassie having trampoline fun with Austin's sister's kids :))
posted by Austin's brother-in-law
WFT2ers don't seem to get how branding works. Chlo was redirected to younger, trendier Logan Paul, then he messed up.
She now has to float free until another suitable candidate appears. Austin won't taint his brand, so we won't see them together again.
Then who could forget Reeke. She was with him everywhere, both families were in on it. But the absence of chemistry was so plain, they fooled almost no-one.
Amateur social media eliminated the need for clumsy professional photo ops (too late for Reeke) and suddenly, depending on your branding needs, it was soooo much easier to convince.
Hassie is helpful to Austin. She doesn't need him enough to go the full Chlo, so we won't see that happen this time round.
Branded couples are a fascinating phenomenon of showbiz, whether the real couples are gay or straight. Often the branded couple exist simply to protect the privacy of the participants, with everyone's blessing.
What kind of branding was it when Austin had sex with 17 years young female fan called Sarah?
OUCH!
Hassie is helpful to Austin.
How? Austin's relationship is very private - fans don't know about Hassie, general public doesn't know about Hassie - so Austin doesn't get any publicity and he doesn't get any "Austin isn't gay" points.
So what's helpful to Austin? Do tell!
Nice deflection 2:25am. Austin is a professional (gay) meard
Meard? So Sarah is a lesbian and she used Austin to sell 'I'm straight' image?
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy OMGers are beyond desperate. Bad Hassie :))
Who are OMGers?!
OMGers are "Austin must be gay because I want him to be married to Jake and have 7 kids" people.
OMG = OH My Godot blog, closed down after Austin refused to be gay, LOL
Austin isn't gay, but he likes x-dressing
Sure, Jan!
Men who dress as women for Halloween parties are crossdressers, LOL
Forget Halloween hun, Austin slips on the stilettos and fish net stockings every weekend!
Sure. For his husband Jake. After all 7 kids are in bed and fast asleep.
OMGers are batshit crazy, LMAO!!!!
Austin slips on the stilettos and fish net stockings every weekend!
He does. In your slash fiction.
Sure Jan! Cross dressers have a fetish, doesn't equal gay.
Sooooo many ignorant bigots here :'(
People who are desperate for Austin to be gay are delusional - nothing to do with bigotry, not much to do with ignorance.
Does that apply to people who are desperate for Jake to be gay?
No one is desperate for Jake to be gay.
Because we know that Jake faked his relationships and was stupid enough to beard with Taylor Swift. We know that Jake doesn't pretend to date females for YEARS because he changed his career goals.
While Austin dates all the time, but crazy OMGers pretend that Sarah, Chloe and Hassie don't exist.
OUCH
Oh look,
Hassie spent Easter with Austin and his family,
far, far, far away from Jake and 7 imaginary kids
and OMGers are meeeeeeeeeeeelting again :)))
Fake news
Like 'Jake moved to New York' or 'Leo is Jake's pet' are fake news?
Only complete idiot would claim something so stupid.
OMGers are THAT stupid.
I remember that Special K, Destiny and Pee Gee claimed that Jake must fake moving to New York because he's gay and can't live in the same city as Austin.
facepalm
hassieharrison 23 hours ago Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar
Sees Ready Player One one time...
Liked by Austin:
Ernie Cline Verified account @erniecline 15h 15 hours ago
Behold! The absolutely beautiful illustrated banner for the Japanese release of @ReadyPlayerOne by the great Yuji Kaida! ありがと @kaidaikaizyu!
Hassie and Austin have so much in common :)
Ready Player One - science fiction action adventure movie based on Ernest Cline’s bestseller of the same name.
Jake Gyllenhaal @JakeG_Online 16h 16 hours ago
Celebrating #BoldandFearless spirits: @Cartier's Bold Month starts today. Stay tuned.
Felicity Aspden @felicityaspden 2h2 hours ago
When me and my boyfriend watch any film with Jake Gyllenhaal in it’s just a running commentary of us both repeating “he’s SO good looking” for an hour and a half
Omg please tell me where you saw the real Ellen ig stories at, if you don’t want to publicly I will give you my ig. I have been searching and searching for the original posts! I saw all of those stories she had saved and I screenshot some and then when I went back she had deleted every single one of them! I would really love if we could swap details, I don’t know why but finding the original posts on this account has become my mission. I just can’t stand whoever this is. She posted text messages like they are from Jake but they were poor English, one thing I know is Jake is an articulate person. Please let me know the account if you don’t mind, it would put me at such ease lol.
Since msbcmc went public for a short time I took advantage to look at her friends list. I looked to see if she follows or if anyone that Jake directly works with, even people she has tagged in her stories such as Gary Michael Walters who she was supposed to be with all the time during Stronger, and Jake’s friends and NONE of them follow her. The only person that follows her is the poor little child from SITPWG and we all know that doesn’t count. So funny that Jake’s PR and publicist don’t follow her even though she’s tagged them in stories saying how they are the best and blah blah. She is the only person on LinkedIn that went to Harvard and works at all these big time companies as a producer but not one damn follower. She doesn’t have anyone fooled. You can’t just mix up the letters of your ig name and think people will forget all the stolen pictures they’ve busted you on. Absolutely no one close or important to Jake follows her. I’ve actually thought of calling Catfish for real lol. She’s probably some 600 lb hermit that is obsessed with Jake. Remember the Catfish episode that had the NBA player and young girl actually meet?? And they hooked up and then she started blackmailing them both! It’s a sick world when you can hide behind a screen. Sorry, my rant is over lol. I’m glad she’s getting exposed again.
Omg please tell me where you saw the real Ellen ig stories
Which Ellen Instagram stories? *confused*
https://www.instagram.com/theellenshow/ ?
Hassie is helpful to Austin.
How? Austin's relationship is very private - fans don't know about Hassie, general public doesn't know about Hassie - so Austin doesn't get any publicity and he doesn't get any "Austin isn't gay" points. So what's helpful to Austin? Do tell!
Can't explain this 'Hassie is helpful' nonsense?
Thought so, LOL
Hassie is very helpful - lots and lots of hot sex!
Austin & Hassie - Champagne and sexy times in Paris #October2017
Austin, you lucky dog!
SFChronicle Style @SFC_Style 7h 7 hours ago
He’s here! #jakegyllenhaal the face of #santoscartier watch arrives at #cartierparty at Pier 48 in SF.
vanessabisetti had the real insta ellen stories
Cartier advertisement featuring brand ambassador Jake Gyllenhaal-
Jake will be the face of Cartier! He has been chosen to represent the Santos de Cartier watch and will be featured in advertisements for the brand that will be released this SPRING in theaters and online. -
Jake is pictured here wearing the Santos de Cartier. There are several models of this watch that can range from $6,000 to $60,000. Jake has expensive taste! 💎
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhOphNjl-xs/
Public Appearances > 2018 > Cartier Celebrates The Launch of Santos de Cartier Watch
Kay Summers @Kiwi_Pie 10h 10 hours ago
Everyone needs a Julian Baker in their lives... he came into Brooke’s life and became everything she ever needed ❤️ @AustinNichols xo
Cartier Verified account @Cartier 17h 17 hours ago
Introducing the face of #SantosdeCartier, Jake Gyllenhaal. #CartierParty #BoldandFearless
Austin & Hassie - Champagne and sexy times in Paris #October2017
Austin didn't pine for Chloe, LOL
New Year in Las Vegas - Austin with Hassie and friends in Las Vegas at 'Maroon 5' concert on New Year's Eve 2017
Austin using Adam Levine to impress Hassie :)
I'm sure Hassie was impressed :)
Austin, please try to impress Hassie by being Jake's friend.
Jake is filming in LA right now, but I'm sure he can make some time for you.
*fingers crossed*
Still no couple pictures. Just friends, kids, disembodied hands on champagne bottles.
Hassie is useful as five o'clock shadow. It will not go further than that and I can wait while people catch up.
Austin took Hassie to Paris with him.
Hassie spent her birthday with Austin in Toronto.
Austin and Hassie spent Easter with Austin's family in Austin, TX.
They are dating.
Still no couple pictures
Because Austin and Hassie prefer to keep it low key and private.
Bearding is never private - the point of bearding is to sell public image and get publicity.
Plus "husband and father of 7" Austin wouldn't have any reason to beard with Hassie weeks after breaking up with Chloe.
Plus Austin doesn't need to beard because no one believes he's gay.
And Jake lives in New York and no one believes Jake and Austin are a couple.
No reason for Austin to beard.
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 11h 11 hours ago
"was quickly ushered away before answering questions." 🤔 "News of his presence quickly spread to the main party with more than one fan starting search parties to find the actor." 🧐 #notsurprised
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h2 hours ago
Replying to @ldbigg
SUpposedly Jake was at Cartier’s big celebration of the watch he’s “the face of” in San Fran. Still waiting on the solid proof. Those quotes were from SF Chronicle. They don’t help his cause any
Oh boy, Pee Gee is so stupid and so crazy. #facepalm
What's pee gee?
Pee Gee is prairiegirl aka Methodical Muser aka @GoosesTile aka @BlastoButter.
Yep, Pee Gee loves agreeing with herself, LOL
Charlotte 🌾 @allskinnyarms_ 7h7 hours ago
@AustinNichols ehy man! I miss your updates on the twitterverse. Come back, when you can 🙈
Hassie keeps him busy :))
Of course she keeps him busy. He is her new IG photographer. (Amongst other things obviously)
Photographer and director :)
She's probably the director. Based on her past history, she likes that control. If they ever come out as a couple officially, it'll be on her terms. Probably a thing with Just Jared or something since they're friends. But in the mean time, it'll stay as it is because she hates when she isn't the center of the attention. Getting attention because of her boyfriend tends to freak her out .
3:32 pm, you're friends with Hassie?
with Just Jared or something since they're friends
So Hassie is an actress who loves being the center of the attention and is friends with Jared Eng, but there are no posts about Hassie on JustJared, just few mentions. That doesn't add up.
Jake Gyllenhaal. The spirit of #SantosdeCartier. #CartierParty #SanFrancisco
Thank you for telling me about the real source of the Ellen post!
I just want to say that I really love everyone on this blog, all of us Jake fans are so awesome! It’s a really great community and I love how we can work together. Xo
awwwwwwwwwww :)
Pee Gee is prairiegirl aka Methodical Muser aka @GoosesTile aka @BlastoButter.
Pee Gee is pathological liar with narcissistic personality disorder.
Pee Gee is prairiegirl aka Methodical Muser aka @GoosesTile aka @BlastoButter.
prairiegirl is Clitface too!
She created Twitter account called Clitface and was stupid enough to follow it as @GoosesTile, LMAO!!!!
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ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 5h5 hours ago
If Ted were around today, would he perhaps write up an Awful Truth about how similar the J's actually are to Tooth & Grey Goose?
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 4h4 hours ago
No more DM's for this gal. No more observations in restricted communities. Mgmnt, you're not getting tips from this corner anymore
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 4h4 hours ago
It's so funny that of all couples, Tooth and GG were the most low key this past Father's Day. Bless their little pea pickin hearts for once
Mgmnt, you're not getting tips from this corner anymore
prairiegirl's delusions of grandeur.
Pee Gee believes she's so influential that Jake's Management tapped her phone:
Pee Gee's tweets about "contract" ending
Pee Gee forgot about her tweets and claims that Management tapped her phone
There are no words, LOL
Maggie is in LA doing a Drama Roundtable with the LA Times about The Deuce. Jake is still in LA filming so I’m sure they are getting to see each other! It would be so wonderful if they get to spend time with their father as a family and their little brother. I hope this happens for them! It would also be so cool seeing pictures of them together
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhS3mpelNSK/
She created Twitter account called Clitface and was stupid enough to follow it as @GoosesTile, LMAO!!!!
Proof that prairiegirl is Clitface troll on this blog. #smh
I can't believe PG is still carrying on with this stuff, and harassing people.
And Clitface troll is stupid and nasty - just like prairiegirl.
Mary Whorvat?
Nah, Mary Fajita Clitface suits you much better, LOL
Joel Sloot @joel_sloot 10h 10 hours ago
Was wondering @emmyrossum in #DayAfterTomorrow when sharing body heat with #JakeGyllenhaal was that a perfect excuse to feel his abs? Did you beg to feel @AustinNichols too in the deleted scenes? Were there any, or was it in the bloopers
zak @ZakKondratenko 8h 8 hours ago
Jake Gyllenhaal is so, so good. But I’m worried we’re at DiCaprio stalemate with him and Oscar, where he’s gonna win one for some crap baity performance just because he hasn’t won one before and it’s such an easy campaign to make everyone aware that he hasn’t won one.
Mo. @get_mo 2h 2 hours ago
Just had a quick chat with Michael Rapaport. #LaLaLiving
Mo. @get_mo 2h2 hours ago
OMG and now I just ran into Austin Nichols.
ari | badquake @quakeluthor 5h5 hours ago
God, I miss Chloe Bennet and Austin Nichols they were totally relationship goals, but I want they to be happy
awwwwwwwwwwww :)
Pee Gee is pathological liar with narcissistic personality disorder.
Prairiegirl ALWAYS lies! Latest example:
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 17h17 hours ago
Day 8 of #30Daysand16YearsofJakeandAustin Who could forget these? Never on a gossip site, never even on IHJ, the press & Jake sites avoided this one like the plague. #SXSW2016 #TogetherAgain https://narniadispatches.blogspot.com/2018/04/30-days-and-16-years-pin-up-history-of_36.html
For the bold ones only.
Introducing the new Santos de Cartier film starring the Maison's new ambassador Jake Gyllenhaal.
The thrilling film is inspired by aviation pioneer Alberto-Santos Dumont and his personal quest to push boundaries and achieve the impossible. #SantosdeCartier #BoldandFearless https://www.instagram.com/p/BhWCPTzlqJy/
Austin Nichols daily @AustinNsource 2h 2 hours ago
📷 | @AustinNichols in LA with friends yesterday (Kelvin Yu via Instagram)
"eat dessert, be a monster"
Yes, Hassie was there, too :))
internetkelvin Kelvin Yu 6 hours ago
www.instagram.com/p/BhV3BetAZPW
Comment by Ivan Shaw: What. Did. I. Miss.
Hassie was eating ice cream under that same "eat dessert, be a monster" sign - she posted photo 7 hours ago on Instagram Stories.
Shut up! Austin spent the evening with Jake and kids!
LOL
Jake Gyllenhaal : The Bold Interview
The face of Santos de Cartier Jake Gyllenhaal takes the bold quiz.
Ash Tucker @ashzenon 6h 6 hours ago
The excellent Nightcrawler has been added to @NetflixUK. Jake Gyllenhaal is creepy, manipulative and brilliant!
simone @itsmofro 6h 6 hours ago
Jake Gyllenhaal could literally play every character in a musical re-enactment of Titanic and still not get invited to the Oscars
Hollywood Reporter 4/6/2018
What does one wear to a party when the invite calls for “bold and fearless” attire? Everything from feathers to sequins to baseball caps (hey, Liev Schreiber) — and all with a heavy shot of Cartier bling. On April 5, Cartier hosted a fashion-fierce evening for an eclectic, artsy crowd at San Francisco’s Pier 48 to celebrate the launch of the brand’s new Santos de Cartier watch.
VIPs including Jake Gyllenhaal — Cartier's first celebrity ambassador and the face of the Santos de Cartier — Sofia Coppola, Idris Elba, Sienna Miller (in Proenza Schouler), Jeremy Renner, Aaron Paul, Freida Pinto, Lisa Bonet, Jason Momoa, Sofia Boutella (in Prada) and Schreiber mingled while sipping cocktails as waiters passed playful bites including mango tacos, sliders and fries.
Lily Collins stood out in an embroidered mini dress with furry pink cuffs and a matching turban headband, courtesy of Ralph & Russo, along with model Winnie Harlow in an emerald Dundas lace gown.
The evening’s host Mercedes Abramo, president & CEO Cartier North America, treated guests to a special late-night musical performance by Phoenix. A trippy-lit hallway, electronic pop (courtesy of British indie band Hot Chip) and flashing strobes lent a club-like vibe to the waterfront industrial space. The cold and rainy night couldn’t dampen the spirits of Miller, who swayed and danced along to the music.
The new Santos de Cartier is a reinterpretation of the brand’s iconic timepiece created by Louis Cartier and Alberto Santos Dumont (in 1904).
Additionally, Cartier hosted three days of “social labs” in San Francisco for conversations with visionaries, creatives and innovators including David Lachapelle, Neville Wakefield, Larry Jackson, Yves Behar, Laird Hamilton, Elba and Pinto.
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h2 hours ago
SUpposedly Jake was at Cartier’s big celebration of the watch he’s “the face of” in San Fran. Still waiting on the solid proof. Those quotes were from SF Chronicle. They don’t help his cause any
April 07, 2018 8:45 am
Mary Fajita Clitface needs more proof!!!
Mary Whorvat needs more cock!!
Really?
PG Clitface, are you sure you aren't a lesbian? LOL
Clits, cocks and prostitution - trolling prairiegirl is a true role model. #smh
Sweet moment between friends and colleagues, Paul Dano and Jake.
Sundance Film Festival, Wildlife premiere, Utah, 1.20.2018.
Jake’s new movie Wildlife is directed by Paul Dano with Carey Mulligan and Ed Oxenbould. Synopsis : Montana, 1960 - A portrait of a family in crisis. A boy watches his family fall apart after his mom finds another man. Based on the novel by Richard Ford. https://www.instagram.com/p/BfjwIjvlf3e/
prairiegirl said...
All three of these folks: Austin, Jake & Big Sis have been in hiding since last fall basically. Think they've been out of the country where they can be out and about with the kids w/o being bothered by the paps and somewhere they aren't readily recognized. And they all 3 came out of hiding within weeks of each other this past month.
Thursday, March 22, 2018 at 4:58:00 PM CDT
All Sundance videos are faked - Jake was in Burma with Austin and kids!
Austin Nichols + ice cream: an epic love story
jake asmr gyllenhaal @softgyllen 50m50 minutes ago
HAPPY NATIONAL SIBLINGS DAY TO THE CUTEST SIBLINGS EVER
🍂 @bonjour_styles 1h 1 hour ago
I hate lurking on my celebrity crushes because I always find something sketchy ?! at this point Jake Gyllenhaal, Sebastian Stan and Dev Patel are the only ones who have never disappointed me
Jesabel @JesabelRaay: I can't believe I just spent the last hour & a half of my time debating with a few mutuals on who the better actor is between Jake Gyllenhaal & Ryan Gosling. The answer is simple... https://twitter.com/JesabelRaay/status/983895170352496641
Jake interviewed by Genevieve Lo for CNA Lifestyle. 4.11.2018.
Jake Gyllenhaal asked directly if he will be the next Batman and a straightforward NO is given.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhcFmWLFY9y/
mary @kepnersnaley 7h7 hours ago
i can’t watch austin nichols in bates motel you are julian baker please go look after brooke and your children
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h2 hours ago
I’m, I’m so shocked RT @Complex: Jake Gyllenhaal says he won't be playing Batman https://trib.al/9JY5jow
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h2 hours ago
#LRT Well, that story “headline” which was never going to happen anyway, will provide his s/m team fodder for the next 4 weeks or so
Just another proof that Prairiegirl Clitface is nasty idiot :)
Jake Gyllenhaal, Idris Elba and Jason Momoa attend Cartier’s ‘bold and fearless’ party
CNA Lifestyle interview #video
Fake video!
Trolly, why are you melting today?
Because Jake's husband and father of his kids is dating Hassie? :))
Hassie having trampoline fun with Austin's sister's kids
Will Austin & Hassie celebrate Austin's birthday in LA or Texas?
Will Jake be back home in New York before Austin's birthday?
SHUT UP!!!
Amazing how this light scruff is fooling people. This is as far as it goes, folks. Don't buy any wedding hats.
Texan Hassie playing with other Texans she knows. This is all we will see.
"Fooling people" about what exactly?
We will not get Austin & Hassie sex tape, but we already have more than enough PROOF that Austin is dating Hassie.
The point is that married gay man with 7 kids wouldn't play like this with other Texans he knows.
Hassie fangirl hates facts and logic
Which facts exactly?
What's wrong with 'married gay man with 7 kids wouldn't take Hassie to Paris' logic?
You don't have any arguments so you post nonsense, LOL
Trolly keep ignoring facts and logic LOL
Cartier Verified account @Cartier 4h 4 hours ago
The bold man Jake Gyllenhaal takes the bold quiz. #BoldandFearless #SantosdeCartier http://ow.ly/VoKS30jrd1g
Kamil Borowski @thekamileon Apr 11
Literally watched Prisoners today for the first time, and by God, it is gut wrenching. Beautiful performances by Huge JackedMan, Gyllenhaal, and Dano
Yasmin Sproston @YasminSproston 1h1 hour ago
Prisoners 2013 film on @NetflixUK is a must watch!! Great film, great cast - @RealHughJackman @violadavis and Jake Gyllenhaal 🙌🏻 EVERYONE WATCH IT!
Bryanna @BryannaDebinder 4h 4 hours ago
I hate how @hulu advertises OTH without @ChadMMurray & @HilarieBurton in the cast photo. Don’t get me wrong I love @AustinNichols, @TheRealShantel and @robertbuckley but can’t Chad & Hilarie get some love they were in more seasons 🤷🏻♀️
Isn't Hassie a lesbian?
Sure. And Sophia. And Sarah. And Chloe. All lesbians!
Troll @ 7:20am hates facts
LOL + Sure. = joking
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 27 Feb 2017
Hiding in plain sight: Michelle and Busy
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 14 Mar 2017
It has taken me awhile to catch on to Busy & Michelle. Busy used to hang with Jake quite a bit
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 14 Mar 2017
And thx to the red carpet shows, we saw Busy adjusting Michelle's dress. And the looks of love
Michelle and Busy are lesbians, too. Everyone's gay!
Michelle and Busy are lesbians, too. Everyone's gay!
YAY
Nebulous @bleuetulips 6h 6 hours ago
Jake Gyllenhaal is one of the most under-appreciated actors. Just watched nocturnal animals and love him even more. 😍
Netflix Canada Verified account @Netflix_CA Apr 10
My favourite movie genre is: Jake Gyllenhaal. That's it. That's the genre.
'The Iron Orchard' Teaser
Man, that teaser was meh.
berty-boy @quiteblueberty 2h2 hours ago
@VancityReynolds I’m watching Zodiac with my parents & Jake Gyllenhaal doesn’t have a Twitter so can you tell him that my mom called him a ‘donut whore’ bc the opening scenes made her want donuts ? It’s an urgent message
LOL
rachel leishman Verified account @RachelLeishman 9h9 hours ago
Apparently Jake Gyllenhaal does SoulCycle where I do SoulCycle so I hope to one day run into him so I can scream sing Sunday in the Park with George at him
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 16h16 hours ago
Uh oh, the interns don’t care for my “theories” on Spn Goss and are suggesting I be banned. Imagine believing the J’s are together and as a RL couple, are in love and raising a family together. That’s enough to get me banned. Wow!
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 16h16 hours ago
Louis & Harry have got to get freed. It’s time for a power couple to show what’s what.
poor, delusional Clitface
Louis Tomlinson is so gay and in love with Harry that he has a kid with one of his casual hookups.
the interns don’t care for my “theories” on Spn Goss
Your crazy fiction can be amusing, but your nasty lies are reason enough for banning.
Austin Nichols daily @AustinNsource 5h 5 hours ago
🎥 | Austin Nichols with Hassie Harrison last night (thetruespoon via instagram story)
Austin and Hassie NOT hiding their relationship :))
Haven't seen Austin and Hassie in the same photo yet.
You got video! Happy?
Nope, Prairiegirl Clitface isn't happy, LOL
Austin, hope that Hassie is the one. #fingerscrossed
You'll be 38 soon - time for wife and kids :)
Austin Nichols with Hassie Harrison last night
Looks like typical gay with his fag hag
Sure, Jan! Because typical gay men date girls, LMAO!!!
Austin is straight straight straight coz I said so
Austin is straight because:
- he had sex with Sarah
- dated Chloe for almost 4 years
- is dating Hassie.
YOU have NO arguments for 'Austin is gay and married to Jake' slash fiction.
Please get a brain.
Crazy OMGers have NO arguments for 'Austin is gay and married to Jake' slash fiction since 2012!
Pee Gee is melting again, LOL
Thanks Austin, thanks Hassie :)
How interesting -- that video turned up straight after my comments about no couple photos. Management reading here?
Sure Pee Gee! Austin, Jake and their Management read your comments and are doing everything they can to convince you that they are heterosexual. Jake even pretends to live in NYC! Because they care what one pathological liar writes on her blog. #facepalm
manu @niqhtwings 3h 3 hours ago
How did I not know these pictures of Robert Downey Jr and Jake Gyllenhaal existed my life has been saved
🎥 | Austin Nichols with Hassie Harrison last night (thetruespoon via instagram story)
Austin and Hassie NOT hiding their relationship :))
awwwwwwwww, they are so cute together
I'm not PG.
I find it interesting that I said there were no couple pics a way back and then there was a couple pic, of two people who don't look romantically involved.
Don't you think it's interesting?
Austin, hope that Hassie is the one. #fingerscrossed
You'll be 38 soon - time for wife and kids :)
Shut up!
I said there were no couple pics a way back
You said that only because you want Austin to be gay or to play stupid about Austin and Hassie (I'm guessing because you keep hiding your real reasons). They attended music festival together, Hassie was with Austin and Paul while they were working on their short film in Austin, TX so after Paris we were sure that Austin and Hassie are a couple. Because traveling abroad and spending time together in France is more reliable proof than pics from LA.
Because traveling abroad and spending time together in France is more reliable proof than pics from LA.
So Jake and Greta are doing the dirty then? Well?
Jake and Greta are friends since 2006 or earlier (IHJ photos).
Austin met Hassie in June 2017 - while he was still with Chloe.
Why would Hassie travel to Paris at the same time as Austin if they were just friends? Or spend New Year's Eve together in Las Vegas? Her birthday in Toronto?
I'm not PG.
OMGer? Only OMGers want Austin to be gay. Only OMGers never have any explanation why Jake's husband and father of 7 dates girls, LOL
Last year in Italy I passed a furniture display with a random framed photo of Jake Gyllenhaal
Poor OMGers, can't catch a break. Austin loves girls too much to stay single for long :)
OMGers never have any explanation why Jake's husband and father of 7 dates girls
#ouch #ouch #ouch
5.40 for the same reason Jake spent so much quality time posing with Reese. Are you for real?
9:20 am - you're joking, right?
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