Fan who writes insane theories as truths, ignores facts and fakes evidence in desperate attempt to support some delusion.
Two creepily similar examples:
1. Oh My Godot blog – "Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols are married and have 5 or 6 kids."
2. Hkn Haven blog – "Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are married and have a kid."
From Hkn Haven blog:
"Yep Kristen and Rob still have a baby. Did you think that would change? No they are not bad parents because they don't spend 24/7 together. They spend plenty of time as a family that we don't know about.
Can't believe she (daughter) is two already! Adorable! Looking forward to the day when we get a pic like this of Rob, Kristen, and Sweet Pea. Sigh.
Yes they are married!
Is that his wedding ring on his finger? Could be. Wink.
She also said yes Kristen was in L.A on Rob's birthday. Taco stand she's pretty sure on but doesn't want to say 100 percent. July 4th is a definite yes.
As for where they live no she's not going to tell us where but yes they do live TOGETHER. Rob doesn't live under a bridge or sleep on an air mattress. He lives with Kristen and sleeps with her. Among other things.
Just because you don't see daily pics of them together like other celebrities who WANT to sell their relationship to the tabs doesn't mean their relationship doesn't exist. It most certainly does.
Having said that we are always still looking for clues to convince us what we already know to be true.
Rob and Kris are married and have a child. My husband believes this, too. You can't change our minds."
ALL that you can find posted on Oh My Godot blog, too.
Same fiction, same "arguments", same insanity.
Creepy.
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Only chosen fans noticed that Kristen Stewart was pregnant said...
Hatersknownothing knows when kid was born and that kid is a girl ... she is a combination of Shitty K and PG. Scary!
Unfuckingbelievable.
Having said that we are always still looking for clues to convince us what we already know to be true.
Rob and Kris are married and have a child. My husband believes this, too. You can't change our minds.
Like reading OMG blog.
I poured the cuz a little more Grey Goose and asked her the marriage question. Are they? Aren't they? or somewhere in between? (Engaged?)
Look! A shout out to OMGers <3
Damn, that's just scary. And what is the reason that a man and a woman would have to hide their hetero relationship and child? But, of course, logic and common sense are not welcome when it interferes with fantasy.
Look! A shout out to OMGers <3
LOL :)
LMAO!
✓ Photos of sekwit rings
✓ Imaginary baby
✓ Delusional bullshit
✓ Red arrows even!!
Yep, another loon blog.
✓ Red arrows even!!
Oh fuck, missed that. Special K will be so proud.
Methodical Muser said...
I don't know if anyone has been following the whole Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart PR mess, but it is just one more flagrant example in a long line of them of how to fool the public into thinking that a couple is real.
Apparently, now that the Twilight series is about to conclude, PR has to figure out a way to break these two franchise performers up without having fans catch on that they were being used and manipulated to get them to buy movie tickets all along by selling them as an "in love" couple in real life. Soooo, instead of just breaking them up like Soapy and Austin, which the timing would have looked more than suspicious, PR has appeared to manufacture a splashy and disgusting story of Stewart having an affair with a married man with two young children. It is disturbing to, once again, see how the image machine works. PR would rather depict their gay/bisexual clients as home-wreckers and sexually promiscuous (i.e. slutty) than have them simply be true to who they are.
JULY 26, 2012 AT 11:58 PM
Special K said...
What I really don't is that the Pattinson Stewart thing is news, as in legitimate news at the top of the hour and for three days?
JULY 27, 2012 AT 6:28 AM
Come on OMGers,
tell us that your sisters from http://hknshaven.blogspot.com are right about Robert and Kristin's secret baby :)
Is PG active on that blog ? And if not, how long until she'll end up there , too?
no she is all about that supernatural crap now
Derek Janson @Derek_Janson 43s
Saw the trailer for #NIGHTCRAWLERMOVIE .
Jake Gyllenhaal is fucking going for Oscar gold.
Jay Tovar @GeraldO204 1h
This group of people in front of me thought I was Jake Gyllenhaal and were going to ask for a picture 😜👌⚓️
The Contract is Up! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER! (Part 10)
The endlessly fascinating world of HKN is not quite so fascinating anymore. Is this because there's just so much a person can take when it comes to the sorry state of affairs in the land of delusion? The name-calling is growing old and repetitive. The We Believe! mantra is becoming more and more transparent. And, well, honestly, just how many laughing gifs can a person stomach in one day?
And then we have the subjects of this thread themselves. Unless one of them comes out or learns to act or finds some talent, the fact is that they will not be able to hold our attention much longer.
Then again, one can always hope. Right?
by: Little Sweetpea, Growing Fast replies 247 07/06/2014 @ 12:54AM
Part 10?!? I'm sure DL has thread about Jake, Austin and kids!
No longer in the picture
Now that certain things are out of the picture
Some would like to think he's like this over it.
[pic of Austin crying]
Yeah.... right ..... it's more likely this:
[pic of Austin laughing]
Happy Austin Friday indeed.
POSTED BY SPECIAL K AT 11:59 PM
LABELS: AUSTIN, AUSTIN FRIDAYS, FAUXCHLO, SAY NO TO FAUX
SAY NO TO FAUX
SAY NO TO SHITTY K
Awwwwwwwwwww,
poor Shitty K,
like Austin breaking up with girlfriend will make her stupid fiction true, LMAO :))))
Shitty K doesn't get the irony of her saying "SAY NO TO FAUX", when her whole blog is faux bullshit
Special K is always full of shit.
Her hints about other people (Mgmt) running Austin's private and professional life is so old and moronic.
Even if Chloe was just a beard there is nothing for Austin to be happy about.
No one forced Austin to beard and spend time with Chloe instead with his "husband and kids" - that was Austin's choice.
No one made Austin travel and celebrate birthday and holidays with Chloe - it was Austin's decision, he preferred that to being with his "husband and kids".
Shitty K can post all she wants, but she can't undo what happened.
Even if Chloe was just a beard there is nothing for Austin to be happy about.
No one forced Austin to beard and spend time with Chloe instead with his "husband and kids" - that was Austin's choice.
No one made Austin travel and celebrate birthday and holidays with Chloe - it was Austin's decision, he preferred that to being with his "husband and kids
agree 100%. austin did this for his career which is still suffering in spite of his bearding and Chloe saw that she wasn't getting enough positive publicity out of being paired with an older guy that has a dwindling fanbase and no show to promote. this "breakup" was likely Chloe's decision not Austin's. he might be pretty sad about it after all. what's he gonna do now? random guest spots on bad TV shows?
Also could be that Austin was trying to join Agents of Shield as a season 2 regular and he was passed up (they just announced new cast members at ComicCon and Austin isn't on the list) so the relationship is over. At the very beginning of the Austin / Chloe romance someone posted here that Austin was doing it to get work, probably to be a guest on her show and that's what followed just a short time later. He was maybe using her just like he used Jake and Sophia. Whatever his true sexuality is he seems opportunistic like that.
That's also a possibility.
I don't think so,they were a real couple, for me he has done something in Mexico,and she has found it.
coffeejunkii @coffeejunkii 1h
.@ChloeBennet4 realized a woman in a wheelchair wouldn't be able to get on the stage, so she called the entire cast over for pics. Best.
Austin is pretty straight and creepy, to be honest, you are the only fangirl here
open your eyes, that ship has sailed a long time ago
LOL! No one hate Austin here, rather he used to looks like a nice person... before his creepy pedo horny tweets of course.
why should we hate Austin?
he looks like a decent guy,if we leave aside his gruesome tweets of course
but hey nobody is perfect
ChloeBennet4 realized a woman in a wheelchair wouldn't be able to get on the stage, so she called the entire cast over for pics. Best.
:)
Austin you fool!
Austin, fix it - ASAP!
Ronnie Weil @ronnieweil
WSJ Photo Editor for Review
New York City
Ronnie Weil @ronnieweil 2h
At Soho brunch with Jake Gyllenhaal...at next table. Close enough :)
New York, NY
Andrew C Bly @82acb 3h
Almost embarrassingly asked for a selfie with jake gyllenhaal on Lafayette. Happy Saturday everyone.
Jake eating out.
I guess Jake didn't hear that Austin broke up with Chloe and now can be with his husband and kids all the time, LOL :)
Poor Special K, it won't be long before she and M&M are the only ones coming up with theories, word docs and red arrows, PG only bothers to post when she wants to bore OMG about her new obsession and her embarrassing attempts to draw parallels. She think everyone's "Management" is following her, LOL.
Also MM is all about Harry and Louis of One direction now, which would it even more creepy and pathetic, I mean, how old this woman is?
well, at least between harry louis and there's a lot of stuff gong on
MM is embarrassing herself per usual. Someone should tell her *everyone* is talking about Willem Dafoe this weekend.
And if she's gonna draw lines that aren't there, Rachel McAdams is in Willem Defore's new movie. As is Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Jake's uncle ran the Miami Herald so therefore all journalist tweets placing Jake anywhere away from Austin are probably MNGMT plants.
And speaking of Twitter, do you think it's just a coincidence that Twitter launched in July 2006 -- just seven months before love juices were swirled? I think not.
You can't change our minds.
do you think it's just a coincidence that Twitter launched in July 2006 -- just seven months before love juices were swirled?
LMAO!
Willie Monroe jr @WILLIEMONROEJR 6h
@2_Synnseer I'll be in Pittsburgh in August shooting my part of a movie with Jake Gyllenhaal in a couple weeks
Kristin Lindsay @Peeardee 16h
So this happened nbd #agentsofSHIELD best cast ever @ChloeBennet4 @MingNa @clarkgregg @IMBrettDalton @Lil_Henstridge pic.twitter.com/SUd6VgTxcC
Chiara @chiaralways 2h
Reason n. 163846273 why I love Chloe Bennet http://instagram.com/p/q7KoUoF35w/
I don't think so,they were a real couple, for me he has done something in Mexico,and she has found it.
Austin and Chloe acting and looking like a real couple
Two weeks together in China and Thailand is too much for bearding, being just friends or tricking Chloe into a relationship.
MM is embarrassing herself per usual. Someone should tell her *everyone* is talking about Willem Dafoe this weekend.
Yep, typical OMG blog insane bullshit to avoid talking about obvious fact: Jake is eating out because there are no husband and kids to spend precious free time with.
Round and round we go @ 07/27/2014 at 5:55 am
I see Just Jared is up to his old tricks. His site is used to sell an obvious bearding relationship between Chloe Bennet and Austin Nichols. Then commenters appear to all inform us that they have broken up and that Austin was caught with a woman at Adam Levine’s wedding. Really? How the heck did a civilian find out about this cheating info at an incredibly private wedding?
No doubt the bearding contract has ended and because Austin Nichols is gay, we have to be left with the impression that his exiting the scene had to do with his heterosexuality. Because don’t you know, Austin Nichols likes women dammit. Jake Gyllenhaal must be happy to have his man back because that is the only reason Nichols was put together with this Agents of Shield actress. It will happen again too because Toothy Tile and Grey Goose are still deep in the closet.
LMAO, fucking OMG idiots!
OMG losers are so desperate they will say ANY BULLSHIT without blinking...
Just Jared said...
Looks like someone else is not buying the convenient Austin-Chloe coupling then separation:
#5
Round and round we go @ 07/27/2014 at 5:55 am
LOL OMG retarded loser is so transparent! THEY posted that comment on JJ and then they ran back to OMG and posted the quote...all to make it seem like someone other than an OMG loser agrees with their bullshit!
So pathetic.
Well done, Austin! :)
Awwwwwwwwwww, OMGers will be so happy ... oh, wait LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
N̶o̶ ̶l̶o̶n̶g̶e̶r̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶i̶c̶t̶u̶r̶e̶
Back in the picture
Now that certain things are o̶u̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶i̶c̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ back in the picture
̶S̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶h̶e̶'̶s̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶i̶t̶.̶
̶[̶p̶i̶c̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶A̶u̶s̶t̶i̶n̶ ̶c̶r̶y̶i̶n̶g̶]̶
[pic of Shitty K crying]
Yeah.... right ..... it's more likely this:
[pic of Austin laughing]
Happy Austin F̶r̶i̶d̶a̶y̶ Sunday indeed.
POSTED BY S̶P̶E̶C̶I̶A̶L̶ SHITTY K AT 11:59 PM
LABELS: LOL, LMAO, OMG RETARDS, SAY NO TO DELUSIONS
LMAO :))))
Thank you Chloe for making nasty OMG idiots miserable :)
derek hale misha @agentsofhaIe 24m
Chloe Bennet is my spirit animal. pic.twitter.com/vOfrhwFD7L
LOL
Chloe follows Austin on Twitter
Back together!
awwwwwwwwwwww :)
Two weeks together in China and Thailand is too much for bearding
Nope, unfortunately this is not the case in the land of the Hollywood closet.
Are you familiar with these names?
John Travolta, Hugh Jackman, Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kristen Stewart, Zac Efron, Taylor Lautner, Chace Crawford, Bradley Cooper, Hayden Christensen, George Clooney and.... Jake Gyllenhaal.
Marriages, engagements and vacations, oh my.
12:11 pm,
what are you talking about???????
Even during his worst bearding Jake Gyllenhaal never did something like traveling to exotic countries for 2 weeks with the beard.
Not to mention that Jake Gyllenhaal's last few beards were either invisible or he didn't bother to do more than occasional paparazzi photo shoot or a meal out. Nothing more than that!
And you play stupid about the most important part: Austin is nowhere near Jake, or Travolta, or Leo, or Hugh, regarding need to sell heterosexual image.
So yes, two weeks together in China and Thailand is totally unnecessary and way too much for Austin and Chloe bearding.
Another point - Austin and Chloe would get more publicity by using paparazzi and doing parties, eating out or shopping than by spending time with each other's families and traveling around.
♥ W a s i l v e r ♥ @LisaDFM 21m
@AUS10NICHOLS Hey Austin!!!! Why didn't you tell me that you played on Marvels Agent of Shield, just discovered it today THIS IS SO COOL! 😍
Clark Gregg Reporter @TheCGReporter Jul 26
Video: the full #AgentsofSHIELD panel from #SDCC! http://youtu.be/_U51iMzbZOI @clarkgregg @MingNa @ChloeBennet4 @IMBrettDalton @Lil_Henstridge
Another point - Austin and Chloe would get more publicity by using paparazzi and doing parties, eating out or shopping than by spending time with each other's families and traveling around.
Less publicity, more quality time together - don't think Austin and Chloe are beading.
doubt they are at a place fame wise that they'd be able to phone up paps and get publicity that way. theyve got their own eclectic fanbases -one tree hill and agents of shield- but they dont have tabloid level fame. no one has covered them as a couple except just jared who is unique cause that site is one of the only places that gives coverage to c-listers
doubt they are at a place fame wise that they'd be able to phone up paps and get publicity that way.
There are Austin & Chloe holding hands paparazzi photos and there are restaurants with resident paparazzi - of course they can do it.
What about how public / open Chloe and Austin were about their Asia trip on social media. Most celebs guard their privacy.
Just Jared is very popular gossip site + other important sites don't publish gossip only about A listers:
http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Austin+Nichols/Chloe+Bennet
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2426478/Austin-Nichols-dating-Agents-S-H-I-E-L-D-star-Chloe-Bennet.html
http://www.contactmusic.com/photo/chloe-bennet-austin-nichols-miranda-cosgrove-hosts-2nd-annual-nautica_4200648
http://www.eonline.com/news/460584/austin-nichols-dating-agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-s-chloe-bennet
...
Most celebs guard their privacy.
There is nothing very private about traveling with your boyfriend or posting photos of your pet.
Ever heard about Twitter? Check it out and learn what celebrities post.
What about how public / open Chloe and Austin were about their Asia trip on social media. Most celebs guard their privacy.
Even A listers post photos from their vacations, dinners, parties ...
Just one example:
Lea Michele @msleamichele Jul 22
A toast to the most amazing trip ever! 🇮🇹❤️💋 pic.twitter.com/Ymzoc65ghk
Lea Michele @msleamichele Jul 22
Cheers Italy! 🇮🇹 pic.twitter.com/YLNP4pgiHb
Lea Michele @msleamichele Jun 7
After such an amazing few months w/ #Louder & #BrunetteAmbition it's time get some sun & recharge...Aloha Hawaii! 🌴 pic.twitter.com/OBgNxbI9cp
no one has covered them as a couple except just jared
That is blatant lie - even Huffington Post posted article about them as new couple.
Yes, they are C listers, but EVERYONE in Hollywood has to WORK on his/her PR and publicity. Austin and Chloe are doing it, too, but not much compared to time they are spending together.
Jake tagged along to Paris with Reese when she was doing a fashion shoot.
Exactly.
Beard was working, paparazzi were near, it was for a few days. Nothing like Austin and Chloe.
Cantara Christopher @cantara · 6 May 2012
This song makes me think of you and cry @stevegyllenhaal http://bit.ly/J8eAuN . Please let's make up. That girl convinced me.
Working today, too
whedonopolis @whedonopolis 49m
Mystery panel revealed as @NathanFillion @ChloeBennet4 @Alan_Tudyk @SethGreen @liam_j_mcintyre #NerdHQ #SDCC2014 pic.twitter.com/x2p4Gs6BhI
Crazy OMGers are so jealous of Chloe - good! :)
nohemj ❁ @OLDMANRIVERSOUL 3 min
[NEW PIC edited by me] #JakeGyllenhaal yesterday in NYC! pic.twitter.com/JSqsJPWcSM
A-ha!
Big car and all that food - BTs are hungry!
Ha ha ha ha!!!
Flushed out, just like I knew would happen. Why, that's a real nice File Photo you've got there, Mgmnt.
Jake Gyllenhaal in Michigan is more like it.
;-)
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
PG, please take your medications.
hey pg what about your supernatural guy who is getting bald? Are you already making trouble?
Michigan???
prairiecow=crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse
Eating out and shopping. Damn, Jake forgot that he has kids and husband, LOL :)
Yes Prairiegirl,
we work day and night to fool 4 idiots posting crazy shit on OMG blog.
Because you are so extra special and influential.
Michigan???
Because all tweets and photos are fake if they don't support OMG blog wishful thinking.
But tweets which can be used to support OMG wishful thinking are true. Even when tweets are obviously fake or make absolutely no sense - like Jake making super secret trip to Texas to be seen drinking in some bar.
Or attending some party (no celebrities) - PG claimed that sighting was legit.
LMAO, that stupid cow has no shame!
Shitty K keeps deleting comments about Chloe following Austin on Twitter.
Pathetic woman really hates simple facts when they don't fit her shitty fiction, LOL :)
Abby Marodi @abbylee127 39m
Wait so Jake Gyllenhaal is filming a movie in the building right next to my office, but I'm stuck working. This is so unfair.
Jim Jefferson @JimWJPA 14m
Courtroom scene from movie "Southpaw" being filmed at courthouse. Movie stars Jake Gyllenhaal. It's a boxing movie. No release date.
Ariel @arielmariee16 50m
@abbylee127 they're filming in the PJ's courtroom for his new movie Southpaw! JAKE GYLLENHAAL IS IN THE BUILDING.
Shitty K keeps deleting comments about Chloe following Austin on Twitter.
Poor Special, so transparent.
Ronnie Weil @ronnieweil Jul 26
At Soho brunch with Jake Gyllenhaal...at next table. Close enough :)
New York, NY
Andrew C Bly @82acb Jul 26
Almost embarrassingly asked for a selfie with jake gyllenhaal on Lafayette. Happy Saturday everyone.
Gibson Johns @gibsonoma 21h
Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal spotting at brunch? Yes please
New York, NY
nohemj ❁ @OLDMANRIVERSOUL 7h
[NEW PIC edited by me]
#JakeGyllenhaal yesterday in NYC! pic.twitter.com/JSqsJPWcSM
been unsure of the deep deep depths of delusion present in the minds of PG and MM - well go to OMG and look at their comments today over a random tweet from someone on their way to michigan. yes they really are as crazy as the twihards.
See this is how you know it's really just a game.This tweeter (who tweets incoherence about 75 tweets a day worth) who is a Jake fan made a tweet about maybe just seeing Jake. We see those random BS tweets all the time. PG favorited the tweet but didt ask the tweeter anything like "where did you see him?" Would be easy to do that. Why doesn't PG do that? Cause that would nullify her "evidence." The tweeter would probably say Uh I was just joking, I didn't really see Jake Gyllenhaal. She never follows up because she doesnt want the truth. The one time she did follow up (waitress in NC) waitress was like It wasn't really Jake, why you so crazy?
No no no it's much more fun for the game to stick fingers in your ears and pretend that Wall Street Journal journalists agree to tweet fake sightings of Jake in SoHo so that he can go hide his huge family in a Michigan basement somewhere.
that north carolina person really let her have it! PG is too stupid.
And the same day the tweeter says she might have just seen Jake she said she was in Kansas and Northern Texas.
PG Cuntry!
@Haileypresh
My friends don't believe @AUS10NICHOLS really messages me
in place with palm trees? No palm trees in MI:
@AUS10NICHOLS 33m
My kind of gal
http://www.whosay.com/l/wIg8U9Z
I can just imagine the two spinsters MM and PG ringing each other on the telephone, getting hot flushes as they squeal with delight after finding that Michigan tweet, while viewing it on their computers.
So Prairiegirl is saying that:
- "I'm pretty sure I just saw jake gyllenhal" is confirmed Jake sighting no one should doubt
- Jake being seen at some place that has some kind of connection with Austin proves that Austin was there with Jake, too.
Even if Jake was there, who would make that connection and think that Jake seen in Michigan = Jake and Austin were there together?
No one.
No one but 4 people posting on OMG blog.
There is no Mgmt in this Universe which would keep 100 Twitter accounts and post fake "Jake in New York City" photos because 4 people write laughable fiction about their client on some blog no one reads.
Lovely to see nasty OMGers so pathetic and desperate :)
Thanks Austin, thanks Chloe!
Because all tweets and photos are fake if they don't support OMG blog wishful thinking. But tweets which can be used to support OMG wishful thinking are true.
Yep, more of same old moronic OMG shit.
I can just imagine the two spinsters MM and PG ringing each other on the telephone, getting hot flushes as they squeal with delight after finding that Michigan tweet, while viewing it on their computers.
LOL and that's exactly how I see it too! Those two need to get out more.
Amberlin Carroll @Ambralin_ 6 min
If you like movies that really make you think, watch "Enemy" with Jake Gyllenhaal in it. It's a masterpiece of cinema. #enemy
Henry Cavill @HenryCavillNews · Jul 27
Henry Cavill back in MI & ready to get back to work on #BatmanvSuperman. Everything SDCC, more http://henrycavillnews.com
LOL!
That would make sense :)
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · 16h
My kind of gal http://www.whosay.com/l/UgN8U9Y
Always girls on his mind!
jil @grantweird 6h
@ChloeBennet4 WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE ORGAN
Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · 6h
@grantweird I find all of them quite useful.
LOL
Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · 6h
“@WhatTheFFacts: It's illegal to ski down a mountain reciting poetry in Switzerland.” Shit. There goes my Christmas vacation.
Facts About Bok Choy @CHOY_FACTS 47s
the new jake gyllenhaal movie looks insane. i'm getting a drive meets machinist vibe from the trailer.
Now we know why Jake was spotted in Michigan. Thanks PrairieCow!
I'm sure Jake would make time for Henry :)
And not just any lake shore. They are near New Buffalo Township in Michigan which is where? It's 77 miles from Portage, MI, a city where Jake has been seen before. This is prime Nichols country.
LMAO!!!!!!!
PG is embarrassing herself.
Even I am embarrassed for her.
**winces in discomfort**
Damn, crazy cows have higher IQ than PrairieCow.
That's PG, fiddling while Rome burns.
Maybe. We'll have to ask Shitty K, she's the expert, lol
PG's laughable 'Jake and Austin in Michigan' fiction turned into
Florida Tom said...
Pretty obvious they spend a lot of time in Michigan during the summer every year. Vacation :-)
Yes, OMGers are retarded like that.
Pretty obvious they spend a lot of time in Michigan during the summer every year.
LMAO!!! No end to OMG blog lies and stupidity.
tallcathy @tallcathy 2h
Southpaw is setting up to film today by PNC Park. I didn't see Jake Gyllenhaal but they did have a bitchin omelet station.
Pretty obvious they spend a lot of time in Michigan during the summer every year.
What? Oh sorry, yes pretty obvious to four cretins on a loon blog
Official Twitter account
Nightcrawler @SeeNIGHTCRAWLER 1h
LA shines brightest at night for Jake Gyllenhaal #NightcrawlerMovie Photo: Chuck Zlotnick/Distributor: @OpenRoadFilms pic.twitter.com/GlmvzqwxWJ
Putana Miller going with new boy now. No more Jake. http://instagram.com/p/q9tgKYwf2B/
So a tweet that says"pretty sure" with no pic is trufax to PG because she thinks it supports Jake and Austin, but all other tweets without pictures that don't support J/A are fake and made by "Mgmnt " Nice cherry picking.LOL.
Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · 2h
Season 2 of #agentsofshield has indeed begun! Goodnight friends. http://instagram.com/p/rD-hBHl3_j/
A soft-spoken young man, tasked with violence, struggles to keep his wits or squirm his way out. He's guided by a wily, loose cannon of a handler, who gets high & preaches old folklore about being saved, and gunning down rats. Though the reason is unclear, the two men have found their way into a revenge plot, a bad situation escalating, violence inevitable. The quiet one reluctantly listens while a third man offers a firearm crash course, "Once the gun's loaded, don't put your finger inside that trigger guard until you're ready to let the thing work."
We Can't Help You is Southern Gothic crime drama, going for something like Jeff Nichols' Shotgun Stories. It's nicely shot and edited & the cast seems authentically Southern, a boon considering how often we're fed Southern stories with obviously non-Southern personnel. It also knows how to create suspense by holding back. (15 minutes). Online Premiere. Previously screened at: CUCALORUS, INDIE GRITS, VIRGINIA, RICHMOND, TALLGRASS. Directed by ALAN SCOTT NEAL and BRAD LAND. Written by BRAD LAND. Starring TAYLOR KOWALSKI, MATTHEW LAND, STEPHEN ELLIOTT, and AUSTIN NICHOLS.
http://nobudge.com/main/2014/7/29/online-premiere-we-cant-help-you
Sarcasm @TheFunnyTeens 8h
No one is enjoying summer as much as Leonardo DiCaprio pic.twitter.com/8DPHLerPvn
LOL
So a tweet that says"pretty sure" with no pic is trufax to PG because she thinks it supports Jake and Austin, but all other tweets without pictures that don't support J/A are fake and made by "Mgmnt " Nice cherry picking.LOL.
It's a good thing that OMGers are such idiots, even people who stumble upon that blog can easily see that they are delusional liars.
Tweet about OMG blog:
The Bumbys @TheBumbys May 27
So we're apparently part of some Jake Gyllenhaal / Austin Nichols slash fic experiment? Or something? http://bit.ly/1huCmlG
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor OMG loons,
all that spinning, red arrows and faked evidence only to be seen as Jake Gyllenhaal / Austin Nichols slash fiction experiment :)
Amanda Webster @AmandaWebster6 23h
Southpaw is filming right below me today... Hope I get to see Jake Gyllenhaal!!
Pittsburgh, PA
jared @goodpowerful 2h
jake gyllenhaal is my son and i am proud of him
WOW!!!
I'm sure Shitty K will write great story about Jake's real father, Gyllenhaal secrets and how that supports her crap about Jake being married to Austin.
Fuck off, PG! :)
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · 7h
A guy at the movie theatre had an extra ticket and gave me one. For free. What a guy! I will repay this kindness to someone else.
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · 7h
And now I will enjoy Miss Scarlett Johansen.
Awwwwwwwww, Austin likes older women, too!
Look, another shout out to Jake and kids! LOL :)
And now I will enjoy Miss Scarlett Johansen.
Look, another shout out to Jake and kids!
LOL, Austin is always horny.
skylan brooks @skylan_b 8h
On set of SouthPaw in Pittsburgh PA starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Forest Whitaker, Lupita, Rachel McAdams, and 50 Cent. pic.twitter.com/4kNwGZ0ibd
Austin is always horny
Yes, he is!
Oh damn, reminder that 95% of celebrities are so painfully boring ... but that guy has a lot of fun :)
Anna @faultlines 7h
Someone's comment on the trailer of Jake Gyllenhaal's new film: Donnie's tripping again 😂
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS 11h
A guy at the movie theatre had an extra ticket and gave me one. For free. What a guy! I will repay this kindness to someone else.
Good thing Jake can afford nannies so Austin doesn't need to spend his time with kids while Jake is working...
Nor with Jake, lol
Fandom CSI, was seen as a god send when they were able to 'dig up' clues, revealing side by side photos with red circles. Indicating with little 'hints' that Rob and Kristen, not only where together and let's face it, sharing body fluids of one description or another, but they also shared clothing, backpacks, friends, holidays, family...
You name it, the Fandom CSI shared it. Now, when a photo appears and red circles come out to play, it is laughed at. Ridiculed as 'desperation' by those who are looking at the possibility of a relationship still existing and therefore, mocked and called 'delusional'.
Great, more sick people posting crap on Internet.
More pearls from swine, in other words, PG:
I have to say that this has been one of THE oddest filming sessions that Jake's done since I've been around on the blog. I'd like to call him Virtual Jake because but for that flurry at the start (at the fights in Vegas & NYC), he's taken extreme care to remain out of camera sight or else that bodyguard of his is stomping on memory cards all over the sidewalks of IN and PA, one of the two or combination thereof.
It's plain as day he doesn't want to be seen anymore because then people are too busy studying the beard density, length of hair, suntan lines, etc. You know, all those giveaways which can date the time of a picture.
First off. WHAAAAAT? Who is doing that other than her and M&M?
Secondly, now I really know she's not paying attention - IN and PA? Um no. How about the city of Indiana IN Pennsylvania. Geez Louise there was enough tweeted about that when they were filming there. She's so pathetic.
Totally! They don't even do their basic homework.
Most of them don't even watch Jake's movies.
More pearls from swine, in other words, PG
Poor, retarded PG is pissed off because there aren't more tweets OMGers could spin into J&A fiction.
It's plain as day he doesn't want to be seen anymore because then people are too busy studying the beard density, length of hair, suntan lines, etc. You know, all those giveaways which can date the time of a picture.
Sure PG, Jake is hiding because he's scared of OMGers and Shitty K's red arrows.
What a fucking twat!
Gyllenbabble has recent posts about how Jake is rude to fans the past few years. avoids pictures and stuff. There are lots of social media posts from fans that say such things. And there was a blind from TIFF last year about Jake blowing off the waiting fans while Hugh spent time with them.
OMG thinks it's because Jake is hiding his hair length!
no surpirse OMG ignored the gossip from Lainey Liu that Jake has been majorly depressed. it didnt fit with their fiction of sekrit true love 4evr. depression explains so much about Jake the past few years sadly.
Lainey is clueless, but depression could explain few things.
ThatRexGuy @ThatRexGuy 4h
Jake Gyllenhaal is flawless in every movie. The man is immortal. About to go to the gym, a birthday dinner, then watching Draft Day tonight
Garry McConnachie @TheGMcConnachie 10h
@TheDWHall I'm loving Gyllenhaal's film choices and performances of late. Enemy is superb!
christina dopaco 家 @christinadopaco 1h
#tbt to some silly convos with the husband 🙈🙈🙈 @AUS10NICHOLS pic.twitter.com/fh6Dn3JFGq
Austin's old DMs: Kiss, kiss ... you're mine honey ... we're officially a couple ...
Yep, Austin loves young girls.
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