G.I. Joe is like watching fireworks with a blindfold on: it's deafening and you feel under attack. The story makes no sense — why does the Eiffel Tower topple over after being covered in sparkling slime? And worst of all: Sienna Miller and Channing Tatum, a charismatic guy whom The New York Times once compared to Marlon Brando, have the chemistry of two ice cubes. As my mind wandered, I started to imagine ways for the director to have reinvented the franchise for the 21st century. What if the G in G.I. Joe didn't just stand for "government"? What if it also stood for "gay"?
To many G.I. Joe fans, who grew up collecting the action figures, this might be blasphemy. Who cares? The best summer action movies — The Bourne Identity, The Dark Knight — always come with tortured heroes who carry around deep secrets. Imagine the dramatic possibilities! For starters, we could ditch Sienna Miller, which would be a big improvement right from the start. Duke's (Tatum) new love interest would be a male soldier. The movie would even strike a note of social relevance, given that our troops still adhere to "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" (i.e., Duke couldn't blab about his love life to any of his friends).
Hollywood likes to cast gay characters in supporting roles, as background scenery, but they still don't anchor movies that often. You can understand the cold feet: the movie business is about selling tickets to teenage boys, and even Brüno tanked. This week, there was a storm of protest online when Robert Downey Jr. suggested his onscreen Sherlock Holmes — scheduled to hit theater screens on Christmas — might have had a gay fling with Watson (Jude Law). Gawker described the "full blown gay panic" from conservative film critic Michael Medved. "Who is going to watch Downey Jr. and Law make out?" he asked. "I don't think it would be appealing to women. Straight men don't want to see it."
Medved's off base — the Sherlock Holmes screenplay doesn't even feature a male kiss, and action heroes have been a little gay since the beginning of the genre. Look at Superman's revealing red tights. Or Batman's "friendship" with Robin. James Bond is such a good dresser, he might as well be gay (at one point, Rupert Everett even wanted to star as a gay James Bond). So maybe it's just a matter of time before we see our first openly gay action hero. At 2 a.m., I'd wasted enough of my time on G.I. Joe. But before I fled, I wanted to check in on an elderly woman who had come to see the movie alone. She looked shellshocked in the lobby, but it turned out that she was only crying tears of joy. Apparently, she couldn't wait for the sequel.
I started to back away, but it was so late that I didn't think it would hurt if I sprang my idea on her. What if, in the next movie, G.I. Joe were gay? Would she still buy a ticket? Her face lit up. "Absolutely!" she said. "Just because you're gay doesn't mean you're not powerful."
Source: Newsweek, What If G.I. Joe Were Gay?
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That's a flop.
Mean but LOL and in light of the bearding shit for the last 3 years, very true:
somethingsfishy: Aaron Rogers looks just like Jake Gyllenhall who as we all know should have been the one who died and not Heath Ledger.
(12 minutes ago)
"Especially when most people already get tired of wearing glasses for 90 minutes."
Exactly. When they can do 3D directly on the screen then I'll get excited.
Should it be PLOP or POOP? Or maybe POLYP?
Fuck!
Didn't 3D make Monsters & Aliens a huge hit that no one can stop talking about?!
Hmmm... the words plop, poop and polyp make Jake say "fuck!" - any chance he's a bottom?
Power bottom! :)
somethingsfishy: Aaron Rogers looks just like Jake Gyllenhall who as we all know should have been the one who died and not Heath Ledger."
That's very nasty and uncalled for (and I'm not the biggest Jake fan right now--but come on).
Converting POP to 3D? With Jake's luck the movie will be delayed another year.
Jake is not going to come out before POP is released, that's a guarantee. Unless he is outed involuntarily.
Reese always has a big photo event right before a movie is released or some other thing is happening. So dragging Jake all over NY just before the perfume release is right on schedule.
Maggie and Peter have lived in Brooklyn for well over a year and you almost never, ever hear about them or see pap pics of them. Suddenly, Reeke comes to NYC and Brooklyn and we get tweets of Reeke and Maggie out to dinner, then spending the day together at brunch, shopping, farmers markets and whatever else. After 3 years of Reeke, never a pic of them with Maggie and suddenly Maggie and Reese are best friends out food shopping together? Sounds a little odd to me. The entire group must be exhausted from their non stop day of running around the Village and then Brooklyn. Being that high profile is Reeke's M.O. not Maggie's. If Maggie was so willing to do this, I agree with the others that Reeke has something planned. Tabloid spread for sure but also something more. This is the first time that I heard that actually placed Maggie and Reese together were they were seen by the public. PR mag plants like the one about Reese at Maggie's bridal shower is bullshit as far as I'm concerned. But, looks like Maggie drank the Kool Aid. The last stand (or so I thought) against the bearding has fallen. I really do think the rag spread with the happy couple family outing weekend will be accompanied with the engagement. Jake is turning out to be a bigger idiot than I thought. POP bombing big time will be Karma paying him back.
Good point 10:50. Maggie and Peter manage to live quietly until Reese shows up, then she runs everyone around like they are her staff. Amazing that she can get so many to do her bidding. Still, I don't see a marriage, or even an engagement in the cards. She does not want to be seen as a 2 time loser, dumped by another man. Nor can she stay married to a gay man the rest of her life.
10:50 ITA. IMO that's what Ted was referring to when he said "the recently whipped Toothy". Jake has let them whip him so hard he has buckled under and rolled over. Jake Yellowbelly. Wasn't there also something else that Ted said about Toothy doing whatever it takes for BT? Yep this is it. I do agree that parents need to put their children as the top priority but not if it means selling out. In the long run the parent will resent the child and the kid will grow up believing the world revolves around them at the expense of everyone else's respect, including their parents who they will probably ignore.
Nor can she stay married to a gay man the rest of her life.
Maybe the beard is planning on him making her a widow.
Maybe the beard is planning on him making her a widow
Leading a dishonest life, hiding a child, being married for convenience, being married to a PR famewhoring controlling shrew, making time for the real significant other, maintaining a false public image.. all will take a toil. Drugs, depression and alcohol are always at the doorstep, waiting for the slightest crack in the door to let them in. Jake marrying the beard is a sure-fire recipe for death, whether it be a painfully slow breakdown eating away at his heart or fast like a literal bullet to the brain.
"She does not want to be seen as a 2 time loser, dumped by another man. Nor can she stay married to a gay man the rest of her life."
In a way I agree. However, who else would want her for a genuine relationship? No one's exactly fighting to go out with her now. IMO she's a hateful domineering person and 99% of HW knows it. As for anyone else in the general population, they figure it out soon enough.
Unless he is outed involuntarily.
Cantara, Kirsten, SamRo, where are you.
The last stand (or so I thought) against the bearding has fallen.
Wouldn't the last stand be Papa G.?
I really do think the rag spread with the happy couple family outing weekend will be accompanied with the engagement.
Same here. What's odd about all the tweets today was how they suddenly dropped off. Not that I think they were fake, I just think the photo op was over and they left abruptly. It's like they were on a scheduled itinerary: record store, buy ice cream, go to farmers market then leave asap. It also sounded like they were in a large group. I wouldn't be fazed if PR happened to be part of that group.
Jake isn't doing this for Baby Tile, he's doing it because having a baby makes it more likely in most of HW's eyes that he'd come out, thus blowing his chance for that $7 million PoP paycheck. Poor Baby Tile, if he or she exists, is going to be a prisoner until he or she is 18 and old enough to fly the coop. No family outings, jealous rages over Jake being seeing with his "family" Deacon and Ava. I do think they'll marry, Reese won't have to worry about a gay husband dumping her for a younger, hotter woman.
Sept 10 2009
Dear Ted:
I've been reading your blolum since Toothy was a virgin, but I've never asked a Q before now. So, to make up for it I have three: 1. You have said that Toothy has a beard, so does she know she is a beard? 2. Has she ever been a beard for another guy before? 3. Do you think Toothy will marry this beard? Thanks for the bitching!
—Jelpoohbear
Dear Genie Ted:
Yes, Toothy's beard knows what she is. And yes, she's familiar with men who play for both teams. And yes, I could see Toothy selling out and marrying the beard. For Baby Tile's sake.
PRINCE OF PERSIA
In 3D!!
Did You See That One Coming?
AND NEITHER DID DISNEY
Ummm... Time for Disney to clean up their act a bit I would wager. Strike PRINCE from my list of must sees.
MarketSaw
Arch_Rival: Jake Gyllenhaal looks like he don't even wanna be there
^^about the Jamie Foxx video LOL
And yes, I could see Toothy selling out and marrying the beard. For Baby Tile's sake.
First he predicts they'll break up, now he says they'll maybe get married for BT's sake. And I predict after they get married Chin gets pregnant and we have...voila...BT.
So ridc, everything.
Arch_Rival: Jake Gyllenhaal looks like he don't even wanna be there
^^about the Jamie Foxx video LOL
Jake probably wouldn't be in such a video. He just did a friend a favour.
Yes, Toothy's beard knows what she is. And yes, she's familiar with men who play for both teams.
Didn't he say she or both are deluding themselves into thinking this is somehow real? Also, since when does Toothy play for both teams? At first TT was bi, then gay as a goose and now bi again?
here's his Blogger profile
Thanks for the pic. I really think he resembles Heath and he's aries like Heath. ;)
Also, since when does Toothy play for both teams?
Not Toothy.
Reese is familiar = Reese dated (was married to?) man/men who play for both teams.
Posted on OMG by Special K
UPDATE - Despite this news being confirmed at the Disney expo, we just got an email from Disney claiming that PRINCE OF PERSIA will NOT be in 3D. We're working to get to the bottom of this so consider this story developing.... While wandering the floor of Disney's D23 Expo with some reporter buddies of mine, we came across a poster showing Disney Digital 3D's roster. And on that roster? PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME. On-site representatives confirmed that the film will indeed be released in 3D, though it was not shot that way. Jake Gyllenhaal and Gemma Arterton in all three dimensions. Fancy. Also on the poster was RAPUNZEL, BEAUTY AND THE BEAST, ALICE IN WONDERLAND, CARS 2, NEWT, KING OF THE ELVES, TOY STORY 3 and BEAR AND THE BOW. So, I'm dying to know...are you sick to death of 3D? Did you play the game? And, most importantly, do you wonder why the hell they cast Jake Gyllenhaal? Yeah, me too.
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^^I know what he meant, but it also could imply that TT plays for both teams. It's not really clear.
I don't need Ted to tell me about Jake. My instinct tells me he's gay or at least bi anyway and that the thing with Reese is more about convenience and image now than anything else. I hope there won't be a marriage, but a break up. Then Jake can move on to new people and start to choose better jobs again.
PoP - What a stupid career decision. An actor who has October Sky, DD, TGG, BBM, Zodiac in his fimography. As I've mentioned before he's a solid actor who can be really good if the role fits. He just needs to choose carefully. But ever since the Reeke business his taste went downhill. Rendition, PoP... Even though I like Anne H. and want to see them on screen again, he could have chosen a project that isn't so similar to Nailed. We'll see how this'll turn out.
J.G.F.
HL
Reese/Reeke is a total jinx. Jake really shit on himself with this asinine association. And he'll be eating the shit for the rest of his life. I used to think he was so wise and beyond his years. Truth is he's really a piece of work.
5:49 I also see the lankyness of Austin in J.G.F. It's like he has Heath's face and Austin's body. No wonder Jake stared. LOL
J.G.F.
HL
J.G. Francis does resemble Heath. Jake's shrink has his/ her plate full don't they.
This is old but funny. Michael K about Robert Buckley:
Monday, April 28th 2008
This Bitch Is Hot
If Robert Buckley wanted me to eat the jam from his toes, I would grab a box of Ritz crackers, a cheese knife and I would go to town. A dude with a body like that could only mean one thing....pencil peen! There has to be something physically wrong with me. That's ok, I can put quadruple up on condoms. It will add girth.
You may know Robert from "Lipstick Jungle," but I know this whore from that diarrhea show called "Fashion House." My TV hasn't fully recovered from me licking the screen every time he came on. Seriously, have you ever licked a TV screen? It shocks a little bit. I kind of like it.
Anyway, Robert is currently shooting "Flirting with 40" in Hawaii with Heather Locklear. Here's the walking fuck machine talking to Heather and Jack Wagner on set today. Even Jack wants to lick that shit.
Dlisted
Jake is not a retarded asshole. There is no BT. Hiding a baby and barely spendig time with it. What's the point? It's a fairy tale by Ted. He and Austin, imo, were friends with benefits. If they are still friends, then the benefits part is probably over.
^^I say that it's probably over because Austin supposedly "wised up".
What's interesting about the JGF story is that he (JGF) looked away first and how he said that when he met Jake later with a group, Jake was aloof. The line he says at the end of that paragraph about Jake having his reasons to act differently in front of people is something that I can totally see.
IMO JGF knew a bit more than he said. Like the "hang out" was maybe put another way by his friend. I also think the "I'll call him" part was that he asked his friend to tell Jake that he gave JGF his number and that he'll call him. But he didn't get the number (because he wasn't interested) so he was never going to call. Does that make sense? It's like if I said to you, "I'm not interested in your friend but just tell her that you gave me her number and I'll call her if I get the chance." It lets everyone off the hook.
"Jake is not a retarded asshole."
Jury's still out on that one.
J.G.F.
I can't believe he turned me down! What is wrong with him?!
*worries that paps might be in the jury*
My TV hasn't fully recovered from me licking the screen every time he [Robert Buckley] came on. Seriously, have you ever licked a TV screen? It shocks a little bit. I kind of like it.
LOL :)
I'm straight. I like boobies.
Chut up! My gaydar is in perfect order!
I like looking at boobies too.
Yeah but I like vaginas.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww *throws up*
Me touching another guy's penis?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww *throws up*
Are we done with throwing up?
No I ate a raisin yesterday for dinner and I have to purge. Gotta keep this cellulite soccer mom body really tiny!
Me touching another guy's penis?
OK, I'll touch yours!
For JGF
Reach out and touch
Somebody's peen
Make this world a better place
If you can!
What's interesting about the JGF story is that he (JGF) looked away first and how he said that when he met Jake later with a group, Jake was aloof. The line he says at the end of that paragraph about Jake having his reasons to act differently in front of people is something that I can totally see.
Duh!
Acting differently in front of peolpe?
i think here Jake didn't get the memo
LOL. He's too obvious in his admiration or crush or whatever it was. ;)
Another example of Jake being sublte in pubic:
BBM promo still
That was hiding in plain sight!
i think here Jake didn't get the memo
It's not Jake fault! Jake was high on the adrenalin, he couldn't control himself :)
You think there'll emerge pics from their trip to Brooklyn? I think they're maybe even back filming.
Not from Brooklyn, maybe from another part of NYC.
Gabriel Macht Wants Anne Hathaway, But Jake Gyllenhaal Gets Her!
I honestly wonder if Gabriel Macht's career will ever recover from his having played The Spirit. He had nothing to do with creating the disaster that Frank Miller's film was, of course, but it was his face, hidden behind that domino mask, the moviegoers were forced to see in every scene as they observed the overall nonsense of that film. I don't endorse violence, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone punched him.
But Macht is still acting, naturally, and maybe the role in Ed Zwick's Love And Other Drugs will do him more favors. According to THR Macht will play the hotshot guy who starts off the movie dating Anne Hathaway's character, but later get ousted by the affections of Jake Gyllenhaal, who plays a Viagra salesman. Oliver Platt has also signed on to play Gyllenhaal's boss, and Hank Azaria will play one of his clients.
The romantic comedy set in the world of major pharmaceutical companies sounds like a neat idea, and a change of pace for Zwick, who's known for focusing on earnest historical dramas like Defiance. I'll be glad to see Hathaway and Gyllenhaal together again, in presumably a happier romance than they had in Brokeback Mountain, but I'll really be rooting for Macht to prove himself for real this time.
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^^It's interesting, Jake kind of ignored Anne during BBM promo time. And now that she's the biggest star of the bunch, he's staring in a film with her. ;)
Gabriel Macht plays a hotshot Prozac salesman who's invovled romantically with Maggie (Hathaway), a free-spirited woman with Parkinson's disease who enters into a relationship with charming Viagra salesman Jamie (Gyllenhaal).
Hank Azaria plays an unscrupulous doctor and client of Jamie's, and Oliver Platt plays his boss, a beleaguered pharmaceutical rep desperate to boost Jamie's sales.
Chin is producing and staring in a movie named Pharm Girl. Why does she do a similar movie like Jake?
Hedda Lettuce loved Kanye West on the VMA awards! ! ! !
http://heddalettuce.com/
Hello gentle Americans. I just want to make a quick shout out to Kanye West-“Thank the fucking God there are still some crazy ass mother fuckers in the music industry today with big fucking mouths who snort coke and fuck ho’s!” Quite the run on sentence I know, but oh so necessary. Taylor Swift is lovely, twatty, but lovely. Did she deserve the award? Perhaps not. But she is blond, beautiful and sings country and aint that what America’s made of? Big, blond, beautiful people who wear a size zero and pal around with Miley fucking Cyrus. Thank god Kanye had the courage, or perhaps the drugs he was on gave him the courage, but at least he stood up for what he believed in: Beyonce’s big old black booty! And frankly that is what America is really made of: Big asses, long extensions and fried foods. That is the America I would much rather stand behind. So I thank you Kanye and your insane urge to tell it like it is!
9:23 AM
No idea, but the bitch used "Love And Other Drugs" announcement to announce her movie, so who knows what else she has in mind.
Thank the fucking God there are still some crazy ass mother fuckers in the music industry today with big fucking mouths who snort coke and fuck ho’s!
LOL
Page Six
WHICH world-famous actor has fallen out with his equally A-list director? They have weeks to go on their upcoming block buster, but the actor thinks the director is arrogant and dismissive of his ideas, while the director considers his lead ing man to be a spoiled, over rated punk.
*I'll be glad to see Hathaway and Gyllenhaal together again, in presumably a happier romance than they had in Brokeback Mountain*
This is such a calculated shit, Gyllenhaall's agent arranges a romantic movie between Jake & Anne to delete the homo image from back in time.
It's like Jack Twist is finally cured from his gayness and he is going to fuck his lady in a proper manner!!!!
Ewwww!
"Luckily" for us they'll never be able to do that with Jake and Heath. :-( :-(
No, Jake will always be the guy who took it in the ass from Heath...
nothing can change that now :(
nothing can change that now :(
What? Why the sad smiley? Both got praise for their roles and both roles are iconic now. BBM has nothing to do with the gay rumors about Jake.
This is such a calculated shit, Gyllenhaall's agent arranges a romantic movie between Jake & Anne to delete the homo image from back in time.
It's like Jack Twist is finally cured from his gayness and he is going to fuck his lady in a proper manner!!!!"
It'll backfire because ALL the press is STILL going to talk about BBM (even if it's a good film--which it might be--very good director and good cast). But the two stars are toiling in the shadow of BBM (Anne only because she's paired with Jake).
I dunno about LAOD being a PR-fueled vehicle just so Jake can retract his fictional gay character with Anne's and look straight. Sounds pretty farfetched, LOL.
OTOH doing another matchup of 2 leads looks desperate because it's like no one else wants to play opposite Jake. Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan were in 3 movies together playing a couple but the movies were years and years apart. Could be Anne was thought of because Jake hardly has any chemistry with actresses. IMO he did with Anne, which is rare for him.
This is such a calculated shit, Gyllenhaall's agent arranges a romantic movie between Jake & Anne to delete the homo image from back in time.
LAOD would have to be absolutely fucking fantastic in order to maybe do that :)
*IMO he did with Anne, which is rare for him*
What chemistry??? Their characters were far from being right for each other! Just because they are both cute doesn't mean they make a nice couple
Reese will only let Jake work with women he's known for years so that there's no chance of any rumors about hookups getting started. She's all about her image. That's why Jake has to visit her sets and she has to visit his. Helps to keep any rumors at bay.
Reese has nothing to do with Jake's movies.
1. Brokeback Mountain (2005)
It seems that our readers’ reaction to Ang Lee’s 2005 masterpiece is a love that will never grow old; once again, you chose this as the best gay movie of all time (and as with last year, it was by a large margin).
Tragically, actor Heath Ledger is dead now, and in the movie Lureen says of one character, “He always said he wanted his ashes scattered on Brokeback Mountain, but I wasn't sure where that was … Knowing Jack, it was probably some pretend place, where bluebirds sing and there's a whiskey spring.”
Brokeback Mountain a pretend place? On the contrary, it was the controversy that surrounded the movie’s release that turned out to be the illusion: that ridiculous six-month orgy of conservative outrage and mean-spirited jokes from late-night comedians – not to mention an Oscar snub that was clearly motivated by Hollywood’s fears that the town might be perceived as being too “liberal” as well as plain old-fashioned homophobia.
Four years after the movie’s release, we now know that Brokeback Mountain, both the mountain and the movie, was something very real. Did it change Hollywood? Did it change America?
I don’t know, and I don’t really care. But I know for a fact it changed me, profoundly and dramatically. And for most of you who voted in our movie poll, I suspect it changed you too.
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Reese will only let Jake work with women he's known for years so that there's no chance of any rumors about hookups getting started.
We'll see if there will be rumors with Anne.
There were interviews where Jake gushed about how beautiful Anne is and said that his sex scene with Anne in BBM was his favourite in the film.
^^No. Oprah said Jake's favourite scene was the one where he's having sex with Anne in the car. What PR bullshit!!!
Reese's PR is working with tabloids and using tabloids to promote the chin.
Anne doesn't need tabloid fiction.
Some rag might try to sell Jake and Anne on the set 'romance', but that will be quickly shot down.
A-ha! One of the reasons for Reeking? I don't have a link but it looks like Abbie Cornish's "Bright Star" movie is having its premiere in NYC tonight. It got rave reviews at TIFF and Cannes and predictions of an Oscar for AC.
Reese will only let Jake work with women he's known for years so that there's no chance of any rumors about hookups getting started.
BULLSHIT. The beard does not own Hollywood. The beard does not tell directors what actress to hire for a movie Jake is in.
^^But if we don't get pics and Brooklyn reeking goes unnoticed, how can it overshadow Abbie's movie? It can't.
As said before, only obsessed Jake fans know where he is.
BULLSHIT. The beard does not own Hollywood. The beard does not tell directors what actress to hire for a movie Jake is in.
Of course Chinny can't do that, but Jake may have influence who should be cast as his leading lady.
HillaryJackson: 99.9% certain I saw Reese Witherspoon at the Philly train station Saturday morning, but why was she there/taking a train?
[27 minutes ago]
Hey Hillary, next time throw her under it, k?
*take god I remembered to do Anonymous this time*
12:31 PM, Reese taking the train? LOL. Doubt it.
Of course Chinny can't do that, but Jake may have influence who should be cast as his leading lady.
And Jake would listen to the chin and try to influence his leading lady choice ???
Jake is Reese's lackey.
And Jake would listed to the chin and try to influence his leading lady choice ???
Perhaps. But why would she want Anne? Like someone else mentioned, Anne was one of the few female co stars Jake had chemistry with. And if our Jakey poo swings both ways, Anne could be a treat...
^^threat
Perhaps.
You can't be serious.
Why not the beard taking a train? I dunno about flights from Philly to NYC but after you get finished with all the airport security and delays and shit, sometimes it's faster to drive. Maybe a train to NYC was less hassle? Who knows.
You can't be serious.
Actually, you're right it's ridiculous. Scratch my "perhaps". Still think Jake might have had a say.
@katerzina Reese Witherspoon, Paul Rudd, and Jack Nicholson are there.
Reese is back in Philly. It was a short trip to Brooklyn. I suppose to control Jake.
Be prepared to regular on set visits to the set of LAOD.
"control Jake"
Should we expect another JGF-like blog post somewhere?!
*cough*
control Jake
Uh oh we'll be getting another email of scanned signed confidentiality agreements. And somebody better check on that backorder of forms. If Mr. G runs out there's hell to pay.
LOL :)
So no IHJ or JJared or Flynet site pics yet of the Brooklyn caper. A look at the possibilities:
1. Saving (hired) pap pics for tabloid story
2. PR ruse using about 10-15 fake twitter accounts
3. No pap pics were taken
4. No cellphone/personal pics taken
Any other ideas?
There was one pic taken of Reeke from behind in Tribeca.
I seriously doubt Maggie would participate in an organized op.
Reese was there to kiss up to his family IMO.
Isn't it funny how people were crazy about taking cell pics of Jake and posting them on their blogs but now there's hardly any? Are cell pics passe or do people not care about Jake anymore when he's around?
Are cell pics passe or do people not care about Jake anymore when he's around?
Probably this.
after you get finished with all the airport security and delays
OT but 1 time my bf and I waited 4 hours in an airport to take a 45 minute flight. We were like, we could have been there by now if we drove.
laurmingo: Just passed jake gyllenhal... or his identical twin. 24 hrs of artist siteings...what does it all mean????
8 minutes ago
^^ she's in NYC
She? You man he, Jake, right?
So let's pretend Reeke is real. They haven't seen each other for at least a week and let's face it, Jake is pretty hot so the sex sparks and desires should be boiling over, right? So the beard oops I mean the gf takes a train from Philly to NYC on Saturday morning and later there's a twitter about them out to dinner with M&P. We see the couple Sunday morning looking like brother and sister walking down the street and they go eating and shopping most of the day with a large group. I'm assuming the beard/gf returned to Philly in the evening. Now maybe I'm a little sex fiend but this does not sound like a bf/gf. It wasn't even a whole weekend, and most of the 24 hours sounds like it was spent with other people.
I honestly do not know how even the most dyed in the wool Babblers can't see that there isn't anything there. It's baffling.
2:25, both! After I posted I realized the twitterer's location (from her profile) wasn't on it. It doesn't help if there's a twitter sighting and no location, lol.
^^IMO, she went there over weekend to control him and kiss up to his family. She seems so wrong with that family. Can't stand her, ugh!
2:38 PM, ok thanks.
yaweneep: Jake Gyllenhaal at cafe in east village with mystery girl (?).
11 minutes ago
mystery girl (?)
They don't know if it's a girl or not?!
Just got a tip that Reese Witherspoon is filming a movie scene w/in walking distance of my house. To the Bat Mobile! I'm on my way.
13 minutes ago
http://twitter.com/dianarwallach
^^^ Location: Philadelphia
They don't know if it's a girl or not?!
They know, but they don't know who the girl is.
Posted on OMG by Special K
Posted Monday September 14, 2009
Jake Gyllenhaal, shopping hand in hand with Reese Witherspoon, hit Madison, a boutique in Brentwood, Calif. The two were flirty while they browsed the clothes, looking for items for Witherspoon. The actress paid special attention to the ALC collection, but she left without buying anything.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20303908,00.html
^^I think that's an old sighting People posted.
^^It was probably one of their many shopping trips and the "flirty" part was probably not really the case.
I think that's an old sighting People posted.
With Reese in Philly that is a made up "sighting" to promote some boutique.
That isn't People magazine fiction. It's real ads, for Madison, ALC and the town of Brentwood!
Okay so maybe the Reeke was fiction. What's funny is how they say she didn't buy anything so when no one ever sees her wearing ALC crap, they covered their ass.
"The two were flirty"
Reese was flirty with the saleswoman to see if she could get their stuff for free and Jake was groping the stockboy in the backroom.
LOL!
Remember that gay guy who blogged about meeting Austin at a party in 2006
Stubborn TB said:
The blogger unfortunately removed his whole blog, so there's no link anymore.
But here's what it said:
"I was introduced to a guy on sunday night. I've seen him before and sorta
developed a little crush on him over the past few months, so this was technically
more of a set-up, really. He was sweet, but shy, hardly making any eye contact and
keeping his comments to a minimum. Also, he wasn't as receptive as i'd hoped he
would be, and we never did exchange numbers before the night ended, despite
trading looks and glances and smirks back and forth over the course of an evening.
But, then again, i suppose it doesn't help when you're guest starring on one of the
more popular television shows right now and being interrogated by three
drunk gay men at one of more photographed golden globes pre-parties in beverly
hills. Still, watching him leave with another guy was like dangling the proverbial carrot that I'll never get to eat.
Damn actors.
TLC CUBED, January 17, 2006
Still, watching him leave with another guy was like dangling the proverbial carrot that I'll never get to eat.
Finally, an excuse to post this!
Sophia, Austin, Lee, Cullen, and Vaughn Signing Autos At Independence Mall In Wilmington
Finally, an excuse to post this!
LOL! The little liar!
Finally, an excuse to post this!
Wait.. that's nasty! I like you 4:07!
Be prepared: Portland Oregon Red Cross
Finally, an excuse to post this!
Awww, he reminds me of Jake! :)
Be prepared: Portland Oregon Red Cross
Red Cross and Disaster Movies! lol
Sophia, Austin, Lee, Cullen, and Vaughn Signing Autos At Independence Mall In Wilmington
Austin is wearing Big Blue :)
AtoZcomm: Forgot to note: Anne Hathaway & Jake Gyllenhaal were spotted outside Buffalo Blues in Pgh's East End Thurs. checking Steeler's score.
about 1 hour ago
^^ They sure did forget. 4 days later.. lol
^^ Sport fans :)
^^Jake and Anne hanging out. :D
^^ Jake - tight pants fan!
"Red Cross and Disaster Movies! lol"
I know, LOL! I wonder if they show Die Hard and Speed!
Jake checking the Steeler's score.. more like getting an eyeful of their tight asses!
^^ Not so loud!
I do a lot of the tweets and I have to say, there are a shitload of dogs named Reese or Jake.
Someone will have on their tweet "Heres a pic of Reese" and I click it and it'll be some old labrador hound mix. Makes me LOL every time.
LOL
Why some of you get all excited with Jake&Anne hanging out?
IF he ditches the Chin and starts "dating" Ms.Hathaway he'll still be bearding.
Is the beard thing what you really hate or is it the fact he might LOVE Reese(which i very much doubt even if he is 100% straight)
I just don't understand all this thrill for seeing Anne along w/Jake...
"Someone in the audience yelled out to Jerry Bruckheimer, after talking about Prince of Persia either “And you’re also gay!” or “Get off the stage!”."
This is incredible but not surprising. Well, now we know why Jake's PR team has all but given up on the straight male fanboy demographic for PoP. Even after a carefully coordinated pr assault and almost two years of bearding, the fanboys still don't believe that Jake is straight. He needs to spend more time doing sports and hanging out with the homies, and less time following his creepy, pathologically self-promoting, semi-vindictive, physically unattractive, relatively unpopular beard and her rug rats all over the country.
But he won't do any of this because he's pathologically afraid of prolonged straight all-male company. This isn't surprising because many urban gay men feel the exact same way. Jake knows that straight men are culturally wired for homophobia. All that you have to do is scratch the surface, and it all comes out.
I guess that poor Jake has been traumatized enough. That's why he needs his 'rest', as his ever-indulgent big sister, Maggie, just said in an interview. Between his disintegrating family, money issues, career concerns, unfinished movie scripts, loneliness, transience and of course constant sexual sublimation because he's bearding, he doesn't need any more trauma. His therapist has enough on his/her plate.
If he weren't such a manipulative, pathetic putz, I'd feel sorry for him, but he is, so I don't.
"I just don't understand all this thrill for seeing Anne along w/Jake..."
Forget about the bearding. Anne Hathaway is sane and Reese is a sociopath. Isn't that an improvement?
IF he ditches the Chin and starts "dating" Ms.Hathaway he'll still be bearding.
Anne has a boyfriend, there will be no bearding.
I don't know about others, but I'm glad to hear about Jake hanging out with people, it's so refreshing after reeking.
5:39 PM - If Jake plays for both teams, I would't mind him hooking up with Anne. I think she's a much better choice than Reese. I feel ever since he is dating/bearding with Reese, his career is jinxed.
If he's gay as a goose, he needs a new beard. If he plays for both teams and prefers to date women for the public to think he's only straight, he'd be better off dating another lady.
If you people think Anne Hathaway is not co-dependent of PR and a major famewhore as much as Chin is, you are all deluded and deserve to be spitted in an eye
At least she seems fun and has no baggage. A plus.
We know Anne isn't cheap publicity whore like Reese Witherspoon.
"Why some of you get all excited with Jake&Anne hanging out?"
I agree. They were likely having a meeting to discuss LAOD. It's funny/sad how excited some get over one little twitter, like Jake and Anne are bffs now because of it. But ITA, Anne would make a much better beard than the chin too bad it ain't gonna happen.
The manner how her PR managed all the jailed boyfriend thing says a lot about her priorities and way of living
but to each its own I guess....
Anne isn't the only girl who was in love with a criminal.
5:56 PM, you are missing the point. It's funny/sad how excited we get over Jake hanging out with people that aren't his beard.
Who said Jake and Anne were "hanging out"? It was probably a business meeting.
Ass-covering tweet to show Jake really was in Philly for work last week, and not (cough) because he was avoiding the Disney Expo.
6:00, I'm not talking about love to a criminal but the calculated manner used by her manager to clean her image. From lack of solidarity with that bumb to the old trick of "laughinng about herself in a candid way" later.
Sympathy coldly seeked,IMO
but,again, to each its own.
THE END.
Who said Jake and Anne were "hanging out"? It was probably a business meeting.
Buffalo Blues and checking Steeler's score aren't movie business.
IT'S A MIRACLE!!! TOOTHY BECAME STRAIGHT!!!
ppppleease....
Huh?! Who's talking about straight Toothy? Where?
"Buffalo Blues and checking Steeler's score aren't movie business."
I doubt they were literally watching the game, it was probably on when the guy spotted them so that’s what he tweeted. The most likely scenarios is that Jake and Anne were discussing the movie details over a meal.
Jake MIGHT be at the US Open. A tweet in Spanish from Venezuela (I translated it):
Caléndula: Apparently this is a party for celebrities, are also on stand golf legend Jack Nicklaus, actor Djimon Hounsou .. Gene Wilder, Gwen Stefani y Gavin Rossdale, Jake Gyllenhaal, Justin Timberlake... etc, etc
[9 minutes ago]
Twitter
Right now is the Men's Final between 2 hot tennis guys, Roger and Juan so Jake would be there LOL.
US Open
Jake and former American Idol singer Constantine Maroulis
Who is the man between Jake and Peter?
Jake was happy to see Constantine Maroulis
Bit of a trade down from Austin don't you think, cute though.
Guess you can't believe everything that tweets.
6:37.. maybe he's asking him if he wants to 'hang out'.
Constantine Maroulis - cute and gay?
That pic looks like if Jake is raising his hand for the guy to kiss it :O
Duh!
Jake Prince of Persia Gyllenhaal!
LOL the cute guy looks like it could be JGF all cleaned up!
Jake is no Prince and neither a XIX century lady.
He should not request his hand to be kissed..
ugh, this is all Chin's fault :(((
I sense some chemistry with Jake and Blue QT.
Another Reeke sighting, similar pic to the one twitpic posted.
Reeke
Pic #90750336 the one where he's rubbing his neck, you never see Jakey like that when he's with the beard.
If you scroll down on the Getty site you can remind yourselves of the delight that was Reeke at Cochnella (or whatever the thing was called). I'd forgotten quite how unpleasant they looked at that thing (and can just imagine what Reese smelt like after a day in that heat).
Funny how Jake looks so much better seated next to a cute looking man, maybe he was treating the manny to a day at the tennis (with Austin's prior approval I'm sure).
Soooo is Austin history?
Thanks 6:51. So when the Chin was walking on his left side, he not only had a cup of coffee in his left hand he was also carrying a hat in the same hand too? Jakey came prepared to fend off the Death Grip. LOL
Maybe Jake's thinking what's sauce for the goose (ie Robert Buckley) is sauce for the gander. Could just be a nice straight friend for Jake.
Or... god forbid... maybe it's reese's creepy sex pest brother and we really are getting some beard family bonding going on...yuck!
6:56.. I'm sure the poor guy's considered amputation at times.
Another Reeke sighting, similar pic to the one twitpic posted.
"... she did manage to get a picture of Jake. Well, a picture of Jake's butt. Reese is on his left, but was accidentally cut out of the picture."
LMAO!
Poor Peter. He doesn't even get ID'd. Ironic since he was the best actor in Rendition and Jarhead and whatever else he's in.
"accidentally cut out of the picture."
That's because I'm so tiny!!
If you check other coffee holding pics, Jake is usually holding the cup in his left hand.
^^I wonder why Reese didn't grab his hand from the other side?
"Guess you can't believe everything that tweets."
Huh 6:38? It was tweeted that Jake was at the Open and he is. What's your problem with that?
"I wonder why Reese didn't grab his hand from the other side?"
That's his masturbating hand, and it was sore.
"If you check other coffee holding pics, Jake is usually holding the cup in his left hand."
Yeah, when the beard is on his left side LOL. Most pics of them handholding is her grabbing his right hand. I guess he's learned to carry 2 items now. Coffee and hat!
7:08... yeah, apologies for that, I'd just scanned the other comments and thought the Anne H tweet was from today. So really no problem, just laziness.
"Coffee and hat"
Btw IMO if they were really bf/gf they would do what every bf does: have the gf carry his crap in her bag. Reese was carrying a huge ass purse but Jake had to carry his hat with him?
7:12, its ok I understand. I just thought that you were one of those "ALL tweets are fake" people.
7:11 PM, their hands are usually intertwined. The back pics in Brooklyn make them, as someone mentioned before, look more couple like actually. Because real couples don't hold hands on the street all the time.
Duh! There were no paparazzi to take pictures of Reeke "holding hands".
US Open pics at IHJ
7:17 PM
No, they didn't look like a couple at all.
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