September 28, 2009 by Ted Casablanca
We seriously didn't think Jake Gyllenhaal's campy costume for the upcoming Disney flick Prince of Persia: The Story of Jake's Pecs could get more guffaw-worthy (despite the pretty damn doable bod itself, minus overdone Fabio trappings), but then we saw J.G.'s Lego action figure. Sorry, folks, we don't even get a pint-size superhero-esque action figure of chiseled Gyllen-hon to play with, but this supercute and totally harmless plastic children's toy instead? And it pretty much captures the doability—or lack thereof—of present-day Jakey perfectly.
Oh no?
Try as we might, we just can't drool over a guy who's become as vanilla as the soy latte we always catch him sipping alongside Reese. Manically manicured biceps 'n' abs in themselves don't make a real man, and neither does prancing around in a supersilly getup with an even more impractical piece of arm candy. We so know Gyllen-babe would rather jump back into indie film land and do his less pumped-up, more moody thing. He's so damn good at it, remember?
Is being a big, sweaty H'wood He-Man that important to ya, Jake? 'Cause this Lego figure almost pulls it off better than you have so far.
Please. For the sake of those three of us left who still swoon over ya, Jake, replace the gym and the GF with your true self. It was the hottest thing round there for a while.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth, Would You Do Jake Gyllenhaal With These Plastic Abs?
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«Oldest ‹Older 1401 – 1600 of 2161 Newer› Newest»Reeke was waiting in the Prune line about an hour ago, now they're already walking in SoHo? What did they eat, a glass of water?!
Jake the Spineless drank water and after that Chinormica ate the glass.
Reeke in NYC said...
Jeez it's official. Witherspoon is one clingy bitch.
Days are shorter, Reeke can't waste too much time in one place.
nicklemess: Um hey Jake and Reese, sun shine in Nolita getting me all happy pants.
5 minutes ago
Wiki:
Nolita, sometimes written as NoLita (North of Little Italy), is a neighborhood in the borough of Manhattan in New York City. Nolita is bounded on the north by Houston Street, on the east by the Bowery, on the south roughly by Broome Street, and on the west roughly by Lafayette Street. It lies east of SoHo, south of NoHo, west of the Lower East Side, and north of Little Italy and Chinatown.
Jake doesn't want to be seen with a guy, and Reese has no friends.
Witherspoon is one idle and bored bitch - it's either dying of boredom in Philly or doing some PR work in NYC.
Reeke strolling = boredwalk
Reeke trolling for cameras: pap catwalk
Reeke is on the boredwalk in NYC!
LOL walking and shopping for hours in Brooklyn netted them 2 lousy pictures that ended up nowhere. They learned their lesson... now they're back in NYC!
I don't have to workout! I burn my calories on weekends walking all over town parading with the beard.
Avon Walk
New York, October 10-11, 2009
link
Get those nails trimmed too!
*Geez, power bottoms are so demanding!*
"Avon Walk"
So she's training for it?!
I wonder if Jakey will make an appearance at the Avon Walk. Good excuse instead of laying around Pittsburgh and people wondering why he couldn't make it to the Equality March.
I don't want to come back and have to explain any claw marks on my flanks.
So she's training for it?!
No, Avon doesn't pay her for that.
I don't want to come back and have to explain any claw marks on my flanks.
Good thinking! lol
No, Avon doesn't pay her for that.
They're paying for her weekend in NY.. hotel, restaurants, entertainment etc. She's getting paid to walk around, one way or another.
claw marks on my flanks
Boomer's claws are probably so big Jake will think Atticus got fucked by a bear lol
LMAO
I wonder if/when a fan asks for a pic with Jake/Reeke when they're doing their pap walk, he'll answer "Sorry man, I’ve been working for hours. It’s a rough life.”
Well, today Jake would be right about rough life! lol
cerinb: Saw Anne Hathaway, a horse, and a goat that acted like a dog at Runyon today. Ha.
about 1 hour ago
Location Los Angeles
Anne Hathaway, a horse, and a goat
^^ oooh a story
Today Jake would answer "Yes! Take me home with you and I'll pose with your whole family! We'll just leave the bitch on the sidewalk.”
Sorry I couldn't be at the Equality March. I had to accompany Reese at her Avon gig in NY that same weekend! What a coincidence.
Jake is a professional, trashing the bitch in public isn't acceptable!
All I can add is, doesn't this woman ever see her children?
Just feel sorry for poor Jakey that he's got himself so caught up in it all.
Reeke either gets a mob of paps OR no pics, a few tweets, maybe 1 or 2 pics. IMO the extreme contrast implies - no, proves - that the paps are called and hired.
All I can add is, doesn't this woman ever see her children?
I thought it revealing when the 2 paps in the sedan said they saw only Reeke in the SUV after the Elton John concert. The kids and a nanny/guard/manny/whoever were at the concert - remember the pics? But the 2 paps saw only Jake driving and the mother of the year in the SUV. IMO the kids are props to her, 2 beings who are "supportive."
4:19 PM, sorry, but I don't feel sorry for him. It was his decision to beard, (date?) her. Probably it was cool being "with" a new Oscar winner, famous star at first. Then when he got to know her better, I suppose, the shit hit the fan. Seems to me he's stuck whether in a bearding or a weird relationship situation with her.
Bearding IS a weird relationship situation.
Kids are very useful for all kinds of PR and promotion, and can be dumped to their father's house at all times - it's a win-win for me!
PR is the least I can get in return for pushing those two rugrats out.
Probably it was cool being "with" a new Oscar winner, famous star at first.\
We saw that Jake didn't act like it is "cool being "with" a new Oscar winner, famous star".
4:47.. 4:19 here, actually I'm with you, he's got what he deserves, but wouldn't it have been nice if it hadn't ended up this way. Sometimes bad things happen to good people.
I thought it revealing when the 2 paps in the sedan said they saw only Reeke in the SUV after the Elton John concert. The kids and a nanny/guard/manny/whoever were at the concert - remember the pics? But the 2 paps saw only Jake driving and the mother of the year in the SUV. IMO the kids are props to her, 2 beings who are "supportive."
Reeke probably went somewhere to eat and the kids and the nanny drove home.
To be fair, I think many people if they had money and a good nanny, would leave the kids with the nanny and head on dates with the significant other or friends. ;)
Babbler at 4:55 #2.
All people make bad decisions.
he's got what he deserves, but wouldn't it have been nice if it hadn't ended up this way
All people make bad decisions.
4:47.. 4:19 here, actually I'm with you, he's got what he deserves, but wouldn't it have been nice if it hadn't ended up this way. Sometimes bad things happen to good people.
I, as a fan, am quite disappointed about a few things Jake did in the last couple of years. First, his association with Reese and then his behaviour after Heath died. But I still don't want him to fail. I hope in the near future his professional and personal life change for the better.
Reeke probably went somewhere to eat and the kids and the nanny drove home.
Reeke got their "family" pictures so there was no need to stay on the concert or bother with kids.
"Reeke got their "family" pictures so there was no need to stay on the concert or bother with kids."
Exactly.
They were backstage, then they came out and stood in one of the front rows for the family pics while Elton dedicated his song The Bitch opps Tiny Dancer to the Chin and all the concert cams were focused on them - her holding hands with Ava and Deacon on Jake's shoulders. Then they left right after. If that isn't fucking PR then what is. And if you notice, Ava and Deacon, esp Ava, have the weirdest look on their faces, like wtf? IMO Ava knew she was being used.
I think Ava was embarrassed how her mom reacted when EJ dedicated the song to her. Reese kind off came off as if she felt so special. Ava was probably annoyed, like I was when I saw Reese's reaction in the vid.
^^ Reeke PR script couldn't be more transparent.
I honestly believe there is something wrong with Reese. What's called a "personality disorder" like Narcissism. From what I've seen and especially read in her interviews i.e. quotes, she seems to view everyone as instruments for her self-centeredness. For example, that interview when she said Jake was very supportive and she was blessed - she never said anything about him; if you pay attention you'll notice that she only talks about how people are in relation to how they affect her.
Duh! Reese Witherspoon is always promoting herself, all other people are just tools.
Reese is a pretentious, phoney woman (she probably has some positive characteristics (that I don't know of) though..) She will never change. People in her life have to either accept how/who she is or leave her.
wow, lucky Jake, he's pick a gem hasn't he.
wow, lucky Jake, he's pick a gem hasn't he.
He won the lottery for sure. ;)
We're big Sophia Bush fans here at PopWrap. She's got great style, a husky voice that makes me want to swallow rocks until my throat is scratchy too and makes for a charming interview. I'm going to keep slathering compliments on her because I just found out that Sophia's not only a gun enthusiast, but has something of an itchy trigger finger.
She was on "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" last night promoting the 700th season of "One Tree Hill" when she revealed her big secret: "I can outshoot any of the boys on my show, little known fact."
But Sophia didn't stop there with her Sarah Palin-machinations (although on her, totally adorable.) She added, "I actually have a concealed weapons license, so any of those, I won't say crazy, I'll say enthusiastic people who occasionally like to follow me home from the set of my show should maybe think about that once or twice."
Obviously she's kidding, but the whole interview is kinda the best -- watch!
NY Post
Obviously she's kidding...
Don't count on that!
Marvel is currently in talks to produce a Spider-Man spin-off film, centered around Spidey's nemesis, Venom. Topher Grace, who played Venom in 2007's Spider-Man 3, is not expected to play the lead in the spin-off. [DailyExpress]
Hi, everyone. Long time lurker here, since Toothy Tile first days but I've never dared post anything before. As my name says, I'm a George Eads fan ( although I don't know why I'm still his fan). For those who don't know him, he plays Nick Stokes on CSI. The reason I'm posting here is because I think that Jake and George have a lot of things in commom. Both are closeted actors playing the bearding game.
Maybe, some of you have read blind items about George being gay,about him and his boyfriend (according to the reports, Eric Szmanda, George's castmate on CSI)being caught making out at an Emmys after party.
Ten years ago, when CSI started George was living quietly out with his boyfriend (our 'Austin'); they walked the red carpets together as each other's date, George even outed himself in several interviews (on Ellen's, the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, US Weekly...)
To make a long story short, four years ago, George backpedaled and went back to the closet. He got himself a beard, a struggling actress called Monika Casey, and we (like you) started to see blatantly obvious photo-ops with the beard, George denied being gay and even made some homophobic remarks like when he said that two men shared a 'healthy' man love because they didn't want to sleep with each other.
Lately, the pr overload is getting ridiculous; George's PR folks are trying to delete all the references to George being gay from his imdb board and the clips of the interviews where George outed himself, are disappearing from youtube.
There are a lot of old pics of George and Eric together, where George couldn't take his hands off Eric...However now, we have to see George walking the beard everytime he has he chance. Just like Jake.
I hope I haven't bored you with my post, and thanks for reading it. If you're interested about how the Hollywood closet is alive and kicking (even for B/C list TV actors), this is our little community:
http://community.livejornal.com/ericandgeorge
There are many Toothy Tiles out there and I wish that tomorrow, National Day of Coming Out, some of them had the balls to come out. Although I'm sure that Jake and George won't be one of them.
Eric Szmanda and George Eads
community.livejournal.com/ericandgeorge
George denied being gay and even made some homophobic remarks like when he said that two men shared a 'healthy' man love because they didn't want to sleep with each other
It will be interesting to see how far will Jake push "straight" talk during "Brothers" promotion.
Long time lurker here, since Toothy Tile first days but I've never dared post anything before.
Why not? We can't be THAT bitchy! lol
Ten years ago, when CSI started George was living quietly out with his boyfriend (our 'Austin'); they walked the red carpets together as each other's date, George even outed himself in several interviews (on Ellen's, the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, US Weekly...)
What was he thinking?!
Please write "George E" instead of "George" when refering to Eads, otherwise some people not paying atention closely would think you mean Clooney. :)
blueandcream: We had the cutest couple in the store today. The girl was recently given the name Ginormica in a movie...can anyone guess?
about 1 hour ago
blue and cream
Or how about GE? GeoE? GEads?!
Why not? We can't be THAT bitchy!
I'm not a bitch!
some people not paying atention closely would think you mean Clooney
Although it would be interesting to see if a rumor started in the gossip sites/tabloids about Clooney and Eric - we'd know exactly where it came from. And that gossip sites and tabloids read here.
Of course not, Atti - you and your Daddy are macho!
George Eads even outed himself in several interviews (on Ellen's, the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, US Weekly...)
What did he say/do?
Does this collar make me look fat?
Yes!
Shut up Bitchface.
So is Eric Szmanda the same bf GEads had 10 years ago? They've been "together" and working together for 10 years? That's one good way of keeping an eye on your SO!
Does this flower make me look fat?
I bet anything Reeke will show up at the end of the Avon walk for Reese's appearance.
LOL @ the pic. At least that ass smells good and if you leave it in long enough the seeds will dry out and you can eat them!
You FREAKIN KNOW the beard is chomping at the bit for her PR fix.
I used to have the biggest crush on Eric Szmanda!
8:24 PM, what did your gaydar tell you?
Jake's gaydar results
I was too young to know, but over time my gay friends have pointed it out that whatever male I crush on or feel attracted to, is gay. They'll even ask me what I think about someone, like at a party, to assess if they're gay or not when they aren't sure lol. I don't know if that's a compliment on my 6th sense skills or pathetic (I'm a girl) lol.
That is a compliment on your 6th sense skills, but being attracted to gay guys isn't very practical!
If We Were Gay
They have no idea what they are missing!
whatever male I crush on or feel attracted to, is gay
I hope that was just a phase :)
My all time favorite :)
Fun starts @ 0:40
Gay Straight Guys
"Gay Straight Guys"
That was fuckin hilarious!
And HOT!
Hey Atti come over here..I just saw this vid that got me all excited again..come here, boy!
*I better call the airline and request a donut seat for the trip home*
Just a minute honey I have to make a phone call.
Jeeze I can't wait all day.
*licks himself*
I know you aren't THAT bitch, lol!
"What did he say/do?"
This is an article from US Weekly about George Eads that has been deleted multiple times from imdb:
"About him: There's no significant other, but this chiseled actor -an ex-teacher and copier salesman -does have a warm body to come home to: his yellow Lab, Maverick. "He's a sexy, big man", Eads says of his fat dog."
"As science-geek cop Nick Stokes, the Texas native (now in LA), never wears police blues, but he learned about men in uniform the time his house went up in smoke. "When I saw those firemen, I thought they were studs!."
Which man refers to his dog as "a sexy, big man" and calls the firemen, 'studs'?
Not a straight man. However, according to Wireimage, George and his beard are now,'engaged'.
*rolls eyes*
Oh, I forgot. Regarding if George and Eric are still a couple, nobody knows for sure. Some people from Datalounge say they are not longer together.
Billy Masters posted a not-at all subtle blind item implying that George had dumped Eric to keep his job.
Sad.
If you have watched the first three episodes of CSI this season, you'll have noticed how they're grooming George as the new lead. He already has the same screentime that Laurence Fishburne.
voxels: jake and maggy gyllenhaal are going into my house as i jump into a cab @alliwalk
21 minutes ago
Isn't blue and cream the store Austin and Sophia allegedly shopped in?
Thanks Geoerge Eads fan, interesting to know other actors have attracted interest for the same reason as Toothy. Also sad. :-(
Oh oh, a celeb has died, not that I barely know who he is, a member of a British boyband, Boyzone--and openly gay.
11:59.. and the curse of Reeke once again works its tragic magic. Watch out celebs, there's more pr related shopping and lattes coming.
Celebs are getting worried.
With all this reeking going on not sure how I rate Elizabeth Taylor's chances of seeing out the weekend.
It's getting hotter
National Velvet's coming up!
Giant Reeke might mean Giant reunion.
...when it saw Reeke.
Jake Gyllenhaal.
The bearding payments.
Gays in Hollywood are still in the shadows..
Reese and Jake.
Reese Witherspoon aka The Chin, The General, Bitchface, Chinormica
People who believe Reeke is real and Jake is straight.
Official Bearding from 10-19-2007 to 10-11-2009 is 1 year, 11 months, and 20 days, or 723 days old.
Unofficial Bearding from 11-14-2006 to 10-11-2009 is 2 years, 10 months, and 26 days, or 1062 days old.
Is there more to go or will it be discarded? Will it be replaced by another or not at all? Either way, it's rotten, it stinks and it's long past its expiration date.
PoP release date was postponed for a year.
PoP release date was postponed for a year.
Finding someone to date Reese will take another year.
(IMO, POP has very little to do with Reeke)
Jerry hired closeted gay for a 150 million movie, Jake showed his commitment by bearding.
PoP release date was postponed for a year.
Some OMG posters speculate that Jerry told Jake and the beard about new PoP release date during that London dinner.
Bitchface is disliked all over Hollywood and can't get a date/escort to save her life, and Jake showed his stupidity by going along with it.
Big mistake!
ALL of the Reeke maneuvers have been from the Chin's side - the magazine interviews, going to her events, the tabloid stories. Jake hasn't said one word. The reason why Reese's publicist twice denied the engagement rumors was because on both occasions they put the rumors out there; it was their responsibility to deny them. It's very telling that, along with their client, Jake's PR hasn't said one word either. EVERYTHING has come from Reese's side.
It will be interesting to hear Jake in his upcoming movie promos and see how he handles it.
I will be amazing!
Jake hasn't said one word.
He has! I can't remember what exactly paparazzi asked him about Reeke or Reese in some underground garage, but Jake said: "Hilarious!".
IMO Jake went along with helping Reese's image after her divorce, by accompanying her to events, hanging around her, even acting like a bf, perhaps to make Ryan regretful. I think Jake figured, why not, - her presence isn't causing him any lost opportunities to meet other females because he's not looking for any females. And as side benefits, hanging with Reese would make him look like a straight bf, plus he would be off the hook having to go out and be seen with models and starlets.
IMO initially it was helping out a buddy concerned with her image and it was convenient for him - shit, it was easy for his PR team because they wouldn't have to do anything. But now, it's turning into a nightmare.. and a jinx.
"Hilarious!"
LOL he did, didn't he... that was hilarious in itself.
(But you know what I meant by he hasn't said one word)
Some "new" older black/white pics of Jake at... is it IHR or IHJ?!
IMO Jake went along with helping Reese's image after her divorce, by accompanying her to events, hanging around her, even acting like a bf, perhaps to make Ryan regretful.
Regretful about what?
Ryan left Reese for another woman and he probably feels a bit sorry for Reese and Jake. Ryan faked a marriage with Reese during her Oscar campaign and I bet he didn't enjoy it.
Compared to now, he looks like a baby in them lol
IHJ gallery
Some "new" older black/white pics of Jake
Hanging out with Reese is stopping Jake from meeting hot girls.
IHJ gallery
Oh good it's back to being IHJ. Well, for today. So far.
If Jake was straight he wouldn't be hanging around Reese all the time. He'd be fucking all the pussys and ass he could get.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
Some "new" older black/white pics of Jake
Very nice :)
Appearing before a packed and welcoming room at the Human Rights Campaign's annual dinner in Washington, President Obama delivered a speech strong on rhetoric that did not make any new promises or commitments. In his strongest language to date he promised the crowd, as he has in the past, that he would end the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, but did not offer any timeline for doing so.
Obama spoke about the Employment Non-Discrimination Act (ENDA) and promised to defend any of his employees from attacks based on who they are, a likely reference to Safe Schools Chief Kevin Jennings, who has been under attack from anti-gay right-wing and religious groups. He also trumpeted recent House passage of a federal hate crimes bill and promised to sign it once it reaches his desk.
Obama also did not directly reference Question 1 in Maine or Referendum 71 in Washington state, two ballot measures that would remove rights from LGBT citizens on either coast, but offered broader promises to fight against the lies and divisiveness of foes of equality, suggesting that religion-based bigotry has no place in the national debate.
The President discussed his commitment to gay and lesbian families, using as an example his invitation to allow them to roll Easter Eggs at the White House.
The most amusing moment of Obama's speech came at its opening, when the President said, "It is a privilege to be here tonight to open for Lady Gaga." Finally, the President said that "friends should be able to be honest with one another" and he supports those who hold his feet and those of Congressional leaders to the fire over campaign promises.
Towleroad
The day was founded by Dr. Robert Eichberg, his partner William Gamble and Jean O'Leary in 1988, acting on behalf of their organizations, The Experience and National Gay Rights Advocates, in celebration of the Second National March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights one year earlier, in which 500,000 people marched on Washington, DC, United States, for gay and lesbian equality. National Coming Out Day events are aimed at raising awareness of the LGBT community among the general populace in an effort to give a familiar face to the LGBT rights movement.
*cough*
James Franco, one of our hottest and most interesting young actors, joins ABC soap “General Hospital” in November for a short run.
Why? What? Franco won raves for his performance in “Milk,” awards for playing James Dean, made big bucks from “Spider-Man,” and has several big films on his release schedule. The world is puzzling over this odd choice. One thing: he and one of the “GH” actors share a manager. But that’s not enough to push Franco onto a show that oddly mixes doctors and nurses with a low-rent “Godfather” storyline. So what gives?
Franco gives minimal explanation. He tells me, only: “It’s performance art.”
That’s it. He can’t even say why he’s chosen this soap over another. But Franco marches to a different drummer. He’s spent the last few years as a part-time academic and would be writer. He’s got a contract with Scribner’s for a book of stories. He’s in a graduate creative writing program at NYU and Columbia University. Prior to that, while he was making “Spider-Man,” he was also getting his B.A. from UCLA.
The message: he can do anything he wants. In this last year he’s also made experimental films shown at the Museum of Modern Art. James Franco, whose mother is a children’s book author and family operates a prestigious art gallery, is not going to be pigeonholed.
And, anyway, he follows in the footsteps of Elizabeth Taylor, who once appeared on “General Hospital.” Rosie O’Donnell and Carol Burnett each have made cameros on “All My Children.” Maybe Franco’s shot will inspire other name stars to drop in on soaps. If more of the famous soap alumnus returned to their shows for a week–how about Julianne Moore to “As the World Turns” or Josh Duhamel to “All My Children”– it might save the genre from extinction.
link
*cough*
A rainbow has appeared over the march step off!
Posted on OMG by Special K
You can see the people at the March on the live traffic cams around downtown DC.
Live feed via Traffic cams
Jesus had two dads and turned out ok!
1 hour ago:
jessbebe10: In tribeca,, just saw Reese Witherspoon n Jake Gyllenhaal on the street. She's so tiny and he's so hot!
NYTimes:
Roman Polanski’s arrest to face an old charge of having sex with a 13-year-old is a reminder that, when it comes to adult sex with the under age, things have changed since the '70s.
You can watch the National Equality March LIVE on C-Span
Amazing 18-year-old kid speaking. #NEM
"Today is a day we walk in pride and take crap from no one" Richard Aviles, 18 yo youth activist. #nem
seafinch: Just saw Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhall (sp) at Opening Ceremony (no picture, but I'm not lying). She's really little.
6 minutes ago
seafinch: Just saw Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhall (sp) at Opening Ceremony (no picture, but I'm not lying). She's really little.
9 minutes ago
Pretty sure it means this.
3:04 LOL
Shopping - of course!
Does anyone know if Reeke/Chin was at the Avon gig?
She probably wasn't wanted this year. Really, would Avon want to invite her back after the shit and bad PR she pulled last year?
It was the DC Walk:
Part 1 and Part 2
I love the title Reese Witherspoon vs. Integrity and how she gets compared to Hitler.
Does anyone know if Reeke/Chin was at the Avon gig?
No tweets so far. Chin supports Avon Walks only when that's part of her contract.
Mybigsplash: Just saw Cynthia Nixon and @LadyGaga Shake hands on C-SPAN while watching #NEM during a speech.
Reeke walking around NYC: I'm wondering if their (ok, her) strategy is to NOT call the paps so it doesn't look like a papped photo op, because of all the criticism they've gotten for doing that. They probably figure Twitters and fan pics will give them enough understated PR.
What's funny is they've gotten a few tweets and no pics - Hitler has to hire paps to get her face in the press. And that's WITH the hot "bf" - imagine what it'd be like without the fauxmance.
From now on I'm calling her Hitler!
It's strange though that Reeke would go to NYC and not be at the Avon Walk, especially with her new perfume launch? I'm wondering if she wanted to make a last-minute appearance but got rebuffed by TPTB at Avon. So she's spending the weekend shopping instead. There's plenty of other places/cities Chin/Reeke could have gone to - why go to NYC and then NOT show up at the NYC Avon Walk? Sounds fishy to me.
CelebrityNut: News :Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe Split | Pakistan News: Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe have sep.. http://bit.ly/4FaUMQ (expand)
17 minutes ago
??!! LOL I guess Pakistan isn't the most up-to-date country for the latest news.
Adayinthelifech: Reese, Jake, Maggie, Peter...
15 minutes ago from mobile web
(tweeter is in Brooklyn)
I guess Pakistan isn't the most up-to-date country for the latest news.
LOL
jenna_young: Funny #NEM signs: "California: Chickens got rights. Gays got plucked"
shilojean: Jake Gyllenhaal at the lodge general store.
8 minutes ago
Location Brooklyn, NY
As I remember, She didn't get any bad press for her participation in the 5/2008 march, just that one person complaining in her LJ that she didn't do the whole walk. I and a few others e-mailed Ted the LJ link and his intern made it seem like some insider contacted him which was BS, the story was lifeted from the LJ.
It was never mentioned in the media just that she particpated and the amount of $$$ they raised. She particpated in the opening ceremonies of the SF march this year, she didn't do the walk. There are pics of her with a bunch of pink cupcakes, she also visithed a hospital.
I suspect that she is only reqired to attend one of the Avon walks a year, one doemestic violence conference and one empowerment conference per year until the end of her contract. If she doesn't have to she won't.
I suspect that she is inNY becaue Jake visiting Maggie and Peter, this is their 3rd visit and I assume it will continue as long as they are both filming in PA.
I'm sure Avon is more than pleased with her,Avon is doing very well despite the econmy and they list her as one of the reasons.
shilojean: Jake Gyllenhaal at the lodge general store.
10 minutes ago
lodge general store = restaurant in Brooklyn
RayBeckerman: RT @SunnyStokes: These speakers are so awesome that I have to keep reminding myself I'm not gay. #NEM
LOL 4:40, we gotta stop meeting (tweeting?) like this!
These speakers are so awesome that I have to keep reminding myself I'm not gay.
LOLOL
csamact: just made tea for Maggie, Jake and Reese.
8 minutes ago
Sunny's cute, too! SunnyStokes
No I didn't want tea. I said I wanted a teabag.
^^^ Sunny Perkins Stokes is mom, wife, daughter, sister, friend, human being...daydreamer, free thinker, social drinker, bleeding heart liberal...
I said I wanted a teabag.
Jake, we've told you before, we'll tell you again - no teabagging while working!
Hitler is probably leading Maggie and Peter on with a possible role in 'whatever' so she can get a Gyllenhaal photo op.
LOL where's the mob of paps that follows Reese and Reeke around?!
I bet you anything that M&P told Jake that he could bring Bitchface for visits but on one condition: no hired pap photo ops. Every time Reeke has been strolling the streets of NY there's been a pap flurry EXCEPT for the 2 times they've been out with M&P. That's not a coincidence IMO.
"Bitchface"
Bitchfacefaghag.
Reese's PR team has our numbers.
I'm still aghast at Reese hiring paps so she she could have a photo op in Italy during Maggie and Peter's wedding weekend. That was so pathetically obvious, with the staged Aquaduct (whatever it was) pics taken by 2 photographers, pics of Hitler at some obscure airport, and all the pics were centering around Hitler, in a town that had no other pics of any other famous guests or even of the betrothed/newlyweds themselves. The pics started when Hitler arrived and stopped when she left. I'm surprised Maggie and Peter talk to her after that.
For the most part, they seem to be visiting Brooklyn while in NY, paps ain't running there for pics.
They were in Soho/Little Italy yesterday w/o Maggie and Peter and yet no paps. New PR strategy; tweets and the occasional twic/pic.
SWeren't they overheard yesterday discussing adodting a dog? If so I bet we get tweets from a Brooklyn pet store!
seafinch: Just saw Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhall (sp) at Opening Ceremony (via @seafinch)
18 minutes ago from Tweetie
^^ That's weird. seafinch already tweeted that 3 hours ago:
seafinch: Just saw Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhall (sp) at Opening Ceremony (no picture, but I'm not lying). She's really little.
about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
Why tweet it again? Hmm.
For the most part, they seem to be visiting Brooklyn while in NY
Just once.
SWeren't they overheard yesterday discussing adodting a dog? If so I bet we get tweets from a Brooklyn pet store!
It was this:
pebblesbabyrox:They were talking about adopting a bulldog. American vs. English. Wanted to ask him if he remembered using my phone on Lispnard 4 years ago.
^^ I take that with a grain of salt. Not doubting the tweeter, just that IMO the convo on the surface sounds like "they're a couple and they're going to get a dog together" but in reality the convo could have been just a convo about bulldogs or someone's else's dog or whatever. Know what I mean?
Those tweets that call her tiny have to be PR plants. Like the "highest paid actress" from the old days. A dead giveaway. They must be on roller skates to be in so many places.
I'm not talking about just today, i'm talking about last sunday when they were tweeted in Brooklyn in the morning at that Gorilla coffee shop and the end of Sept. when they were there. No pap pics, just tweets and a few twic/pics. They were in Tribeca too then, twic/pic no paps and you know they DO hang out in SOHO and Tribeca.
So again we have them in Soho/Little Italy w/o Maggieand Peter and no paps, and then Brooklyn.
Tweets are the new PR tool.
The pics started when Hitler arrived and stopped when she left. I'm surprised Maggie and Peter talk to her after that.
Bearding was the only reason Reese was there, Maggie and Peter did that for Jake.
Seafinch is pimping Opening Ceramony, probably know the owner. Wouldn't be the first time someone bumped their tweets when pimping something, especially if celebs were sited there.
They were in Tribeca too then, twic/pic no paps and you know they DO hang out in SOHO and Tribeca.
We can't sell their photos.
Again, just like that Brooklyn weekend; if Reeke was real and they hadn't seen each other for a week or 2, I doubt they'd be spending their whole weekend in NYC shopping, visiting his sister, more shopping, walking, more shopping and going out to restaurants. The weekend would be spent sucking and fucking.
when they were tweeted in Brooklyn in the morning at that Gorilla coffee shop
IIRC it was one solitary tweet for the entire weekend and it was a sighting of only Reese.
when they were tweeted in Brooklyn in the morning at that Gorilla coffee shop
Fake tweet.
Philly.com claims that Chin was in Philly with her kids.
"Bearding was the only reason Reese was there"
I disagree. IMO it wasn't for Jake, it was for Reese. She HAD to make sure that everyone assumed she was at the wedding of her bf's sister, or else the "Reese and her hot man" relationship would be suspicious. IMO, in the context of ego and public image, Reeke is heavier and more important on Reese's side, not Jake's.
nyshavingco: Jake Gyllenhaal just came in 4 an Ultimate Shave while Reese Witherspoon,Maggie Gyllenhaal and husband Peter Sarsgaard watched. He loved it!
16 minutes ago
Whut?!
NY Shaving Co.
A week or 2? Wasn't she with Jake in Pittsburgh on Friday before NY and the week before in Pittsburgh in between NY trips? If anything it too much IMO.
There are 2 hours in a day,the tweets will die down towards the evening as per usual.
The twwets don't represent what goes on in 24 hr period.
What happened between the last tweet yesterday and the first one today...
IMO it wasn't for Jake, it was for Reese.
Maggie and Peter did it for Jake, everyone expected to see the beard there.
Maggie and Jake arranged for the paps to be in Italy.
Dear New York Shaving Company,
Please take a sharp razor blade and cut off Jake's other beard. Don't be alarmed when the blood comes out green. Call HazMat to dispose of it.
Thank you,
Jake's family, friends and fans
Wasn't she with Jake in Pittsburgh on Friday before NY
I don't think so. There was only one tweet about LAOD filming on the campus plus Anne was in LA.
Babbler at 6:10 #2. LOL, Jake and Reese have sex. Puhleeze.
Maggie and Jake arranged for the paps to be in Italy.
LMAO! Maggie most certainly didn't arrange reeking in Italy.
NY Shaving Co. tweet with 4 correctly spelled surnames = tweet advertisement.
Maggie and Peter did it for Jake, everyone expected to see the beard there.
There were no pics of Hitler with Maggie, Peter or Stephen. No pics of Hitler at or near the wedding. It was a clever smoke and mirrors trick IMO - Hitler arriving, Hitler riding bikes and voila! everyone assumes she attended the wedding.
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