Wednesday, 30 September 2009

Prince of Persia: The Story of Jake's Pecs

Lego Prince of Persia
Jake Gyllenhaal
September 28, 2009 by Ted Casablanca

We seriously didn't think Jake Gyllenhaal's campy costume for the upcoming Disney flick Prince of Persia: The Story of Jake's Pecs could get more guffaw-worthy (despite the pretty damn doable bod itself, minus overdone Fabio trappings), but then we saw J.G.'s Lego action figure. Sorry, folks, we don't even get a pint-size superhero-esque action figure of chiseled Gyllen-hon to play with, but this supercute and totally harmless plastic children's toy instead? And it pretty much captures the doability—or lack thereof—of present-day Jakey perfectly.

Oh no?

Try as we might, we just can't drool over a guy who's become as vanilla as the soy latte we always catch him sipping alongside Reese. Manically manicured biceps 'n' abs in themselves don't make a real man, and neither does prancing around in a supersilly getup with an even more impractical piece of arm candy. We so know Gyllen-babe would rather jump back into indie film land and do his less pumped-up, more moody thing. He's so damn good at it, remember?

Is being a big, sweaty H'wood He-Man that important to ya, Jake? 'Cause this Lego figure almost pulls it off better than you have so far.

Please. For the sake of those three of us left who still swoon over ya, Jake, replace the gym and the GF with your true self. It was the hottest thing round there for a while.

Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth, Would You Do Jake Gyllenhaal With These Plastic Abs?

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Anonymous said...

Oops, Colfer.

Anonymous said...

Q: Glee creator Ryan Murphy didn’t go the typical route for casting the show. How did you connect with the show and what was your audition process like? What song did you perform?

Chris Colfer: It was very grueling and was probably the most stressful experience I've ever had to go through. Originally I was auditioning for the role of Artie [played by Kevin McHale] and I went in to the casting director and he liked me and put me through to the callback with Ryan and the rest of the creative team. The audition was OK; I was extremely nervous. I don't remember being truly there for the whole thing. Then I got a call from my agent saying that they didn't want me for Artie but they wanted me for this new character they were writing. At the audition the first thing that Ryan said to me when I walked through the door was, "Why do I have a feeling you've been in The Sound of Music?" And I said, "Oh, I was Kurt in The Sound of Music." So I get to the next audition and I discovered the new character that they just wrote is called Kurt. I was a little suspicious of the name and what kind of character it would be, but I was still reading the lines because the character hadn't been written yet. I went through the network auditions and the studio auditions and I got a call later from my agent, who said that I got the role and that the role had actually been written for me.

Nice. Good luck, Chris! :)

t said...

ysaw: I would love to know what thought process lead to casting Jake Gyllenhaal and Gemma Arterton as the leads in "Prince of Persia"
2 minutes ago

Jerry B's Penis said...

Thought process?!

urban dictionary said...

penis thinking - to think with your other head

Anonymous said...

French minister says he won't resign over sex with 'boys'

PARIS, France (CNN) -- French Culture Minister Frederic Mitterrand said Thursday he will not resign over his admission in a book that he paid to have sex with "boys" in Thailand.

And of course he had made a statement last month that it was "absolutely horrifying" that Polanski had been arrested. Those pedophiles sure stick together.

CNN

Anonymous said...

^^It's scary that famous people... politicians, people in music or film business can get away with crime.

People who pay to have sex with underage boys and girls in Thailand and other sex tourism countries gross me out.

Anonymous said...

In an interview with French television network TF1, Mitterrand said he "absolutely condemn[s] sexual tourism, which is a disgrace, and ... pedophilia," in which he insisted he has never participated. ... The culture minister told TF1's Ferrari that he was "too emotional" when he denounced the filmmaker's arrest in Switzerland as "horrifying."

Well, at least he didn't try to defend the undefendable.

LAOD Pajama Party said...

KatherynWinnick: http://twitpic.com/kqgbx - On set on Love and Other Drugs. The Pajama Party :)
about 4 hours ago

LAOD orgy said...

Joeachard: Days 2 on "Love and Other Drugs" and the clothes comes off. Shooting same scene as yesterday but now it's an orgy. I have a pretty good job
about 2 hours ago

Anonymous said...

On set on Love and Other Drugs. The Pajama Party

Is that Jake napping by the sofa?

Anonymous said...

No, but he's the one standing in the little lacy black number in back.

Anonymous said...

Nice legs, lol!

Anonymous said...

Btw next time go up above the right hand corner of the pic to get the full size, like this.

Anonymous said...

Wow! That is one big dildo! (blue thing on the table)

Anonymous said...

My god, blow it up - it looks like a guy. Could be Jake in lingerie drag.

Btw what is that tall thing on the left side on the table? A bong or a dildo?!

Anonymous said...

That looks like a girl to me, Jake doesn't have such good legs :)

Anonymous said...

The scene might be a party with Pfizer/Viagra employees. I bet Jake is in the black teddy!

Anonymous said...

Btw what is that tall thing on the left side on the table? A bong or a dildo?!

Too big to be a dildo - I think even Jake would agree! lol

Anonymous said...

But look at the haircut, 7:35. And the height, broad shoulders, squarish shape, longer thicker thighs and the shorter muscular calves (especially the right one, you can see how wide it is). Plus the upper arms don't look large in the pic but compared to the forearms, even taking into consideration the difference in distance, they are rather big. If it's Jake then probably all on set had to agree not to say anything or take pics. But maybe this one was ok with him and he turned his back to the camera?

Idk but after all those masculine qualities of the body I pointed out I'll feel bad if it is a girl and she reads this lol.

Anonymous said...

OK, that girl maybe looks like a masculine lesbian, but not like a man :)

Anonymous said...

Shooting same scene as yesterday but now it's an orgy.

NSFW - Selecting extras for LAOD orgy scene

Anonymous said...

"NSFW - Selecting extras for LAOD orgy scene"

LOL!

Anonymous said...

OK, that girl maybe looks like a masculine lesbian, but not like a man

Forget Jake and Anne and if it's a good story. I'm seeing LOAD just to see if that person in the pic is a man or a woman.

Jake said...

Selecting extras for LAOD orgy scene

Damn, I want that job!

Anonymous said...

I'm seeing LOAD just to see if that person in the pic is a man or a woman.

LOL

Anonymous said...

LOL I just noticed the white pills on the table

Jake said...

Too big to be a dildo - I think even Jake would agree!

Don't bet on that!

Anonymous said...

Audtioning for Jake and Atticus booty call

Dlisted captions:

The dogs somehow misinterpreted the question when asked if they wanted a bone....

Attention! Ass-ume the position!!

Presenttttttttt ASS!

Poochie the suicide bomber collects his reward in heaven.

Before the adoption could be finalized, Hubbard, the Cruise's new dog had to submit to his very own audit.

I can haz buttsecks?

The dog version of Eyes Wide Shut

Anonymous said...

^^they're all great! Thx for posting them

Anonymous said...

Reese came out with her Avon In Bloom perfume this week. Comment at Godot:

In Blech said...

Tempting - Georgia peach schnapps & shiny bottles of beer breath lure you closer. Intoxicating - Stars stumbling in the gardenias, on the sidewalks, in garages, making magnificent faux pas of beer vomit in the moonlight... or in the car. Seducing - Chunks of foods and bile crystals wrap you in glorious upchuck.

Reese said...

My perfume attracts gay guys and fake dates! It's great!

Anonymous said...

In Blech

Ewwwwwwww & LOL

Atticus said...

Finally! Someone who can mount me for a change.

Horny Atticus said...

*looks up eastern North Dakota*

Hey Daddy I'll be taking a little detour on the way back to LA.

Anonymous said...

Boomer, a Landseer Newfoundland, is a 7-foot-long dog (and he may be the world's tallest)

Oh boy! Atticus is a size queen, just like his Daddy.

Atticus said...

Waaiit....Boomer weighs 180 pounds? I dunno if my old vertebrae can hold that much weight. I'll have to be on top again. Shit.

Anonymous said...

Atti, I'm sure Daddy can help with some creative advice ;)

reminder said...

Sophia Bush on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson TONIGHT (October 8).

Anonymous said...

Building a LOAD set pics Electronic store, not orgy. Damn.

Jake said...

abc7 News: A 4.4-magnitude earthquake struck near the community of Lone Pine at 9:25 p.m.


^^All the big quakes happening in the South Pacific, now they're shaking in the high desert north of LA. Working their way down. I might get stuck living in Pittsburgh. Fuck!

Atticus said...

I don't mind! Pittsburgh is closer to Casselton, North Dakota where the big stud topper Boomer is.

Anonymous said...

Building a LOAD set pics Electronic store, not orgy. Damn.

Not fair, we want orgy pics! lol

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG by M

Just woke up from a very long nap and replayed Craig Ferguson. Sophia was OK. No boyfriend questions. She pointed her finger a lot, but was otherwise entertaining.

Broadway said...

Daniel Radcliffe’s New Broadway Musical: How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying!

Daniel Radcliffe will star in the Broadway musical, How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.

According to Variety, the show “chronicles the rise of a crafty window cleaner as he follows the advice of a self-help manual to connive his way up through the ranks of the World Wide Wickets Co. and get the girl in the process.” The 20-year-old British actor made his Broadway debut in the 2008 revival of the play Equus

JJ

t said...

silkknife: I just watched Craig Ferguson. He was talking to Sophia Bush. Apparently she owns a hand gun.
about 5 hours ago

Craig Ferguson crushes on gun-toting ‘One Tree Hill’ star Sophia Bush said...

Sophia Bush, star of the locally filmed TV series “One Tree HIll,” gave one of her most charming interviews ever last night on “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.” The actress kicked off her interview with discussions of “Shark Week,” followed by the revelation that she’s a great marksman (markswoman?) who has a concealed weapons permit. (She gave a not-so-kidding warning to those “enthusiastic” “OTH” fans who like following her home).

Bush’s knowledge of heavy artillery clearly endeared her to “Late Late” host, who call her the sexiest guest he’s ever had. They went on to chat about her upcoming USO tour trip (more chances to fire big guns!) and the appeal of “MythBusters.” her tomboy cred leassened, though, when Craig discovered she’s not a fan of potty humor. Still, it was a great interview.

Check it out:

Sophia and Craig Ferguson video

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Sorry, that's old video!

Craig Ferguson 10/8/9E Late Late Show Sophia Bush PT1
Craig Ferguson 10/8/9E Late Late Show Sophia Bush PT2

Anonymous said...

^^^ That was fun! :)

t said...

TheRealAshBrown: @madampenna Ok. I overheard some girls talking about how they seen Anne Hathaway in Market Square and Jake Gyllanhall at Point Park.
about 13 hours ago

Anonymous said...

Craig Ferguson crushes on gun-toting ‘One Tree Hill’ star Sophia Bush

Craig is hilarious and I would love to hang out with Sophia - I hope Jake still does.

Anonymous said...

Last nite was the first time I saw his show. I was disappointed at how long he goes on in his monologue and then the interview with his guest (Sophia) was rushed and hurried and short. He cut her off and said "We're out of time" - WTF? I hate shows like that.

Anonymous said...

Scigirl543:

Reese witherspoon is here, too, and a sophomore accidentally called her dog ugly. [/randomtext]
2 minutes ago from txt


Anne hathaway is hiding in her trailer to avoid dealing with students. Jake gyllenhall has been chilling with the first person he sees e ...
3 minutes ago


^^I swear, I was just going to post that I was expecting Reeking this w/e.

Anonymous said...

I hope the student didn't mistake Atticus for the Chin's dog.

Anonymous said...

Give Craig Ferguson a chance, I think he's funny as Hell :)

Atticus said...

*cries*

Anonymous said...

Give Craig Ferguson a chance, I think he's funny as Hell

I wasn't saying he's not funny..he's hilarious. Just that (IMO) his monologue is a tad too long and his interview with Sophia was too rushed and she hardly had enough time.

t said...

here in philly w the rest of the softball girls... we're here to film a movie with Reese Witherspoon!
about 13 hours ago

http://twitter.com/ProSballTrainer

They don't need the chin for filming?

Anonymous said...

interview with Sophia was too rushed

Sophia would be pleased to heard that :)

Anonymous said...

Chin in Philly next week:

SoftballNetwork: Filming 4 the movie starring R.Witherspoon as a softball player is next week. Softball Network is there w coverage, & as part of the cast!
[11:29 AM Oct 4th from web]

Anonymous said...

Oct 4th was Sunday.
Next week = this week.

Anonymous said...

Reese witherspoon is here, too, and a sophomore accidentally called her dog ugly. [/randomtext]

^^ Does "[/randomtext]" mean it was made up/a joke? Wondering because why would the twitterer say "sophmore" (seems unimportant) - is the ugly dog remark a reference to a scene in Legally Blond 1 or 2?

t said...

The cast is meeting in the morning for wardrobe fitting... 8 hours of practice over the weekend in preparation for the actual shooting!
about 11 hours ago
http://twitter.com/SoftballNetwork

Anonymous said...

Enough time for what?

Anonymous said...

"Next week = this week."

Idk. If I was talking on a Sunday about the upcoming week IMO I would say "this week". To me "next week" would mean the one after.

Anonymous said...

8 hours of practice over the weekend in preparation for the actual shooting

OK, practice over the weekend, shooting next week. It is strange that they don't need Witherspoon to practice with them.

not 11:45 AM said...

Enough time for what?

Enough time for Sophia to dish about Austin and Jake ;)

is 11:45 AM said...

Exactly!

Anonymous said...

It's easy to see why Austin and Jake like tomboyish and geekish Sophia :)

Anonymous said...

Another reason why I question the scigirl543 twitter is because it sounds strange that Jake would be "chilling with the first person he sees" Huh?! (or maybe it was a cut to the Chin..he'd rather be with anyone else but her)

Austin and Jake said...

It's easy to see why Austin and Jake like tomboyish and geekish Sophia

We learn all the butch stuff from her!

Anonymous said...

it sounds strange that Jake would be "chilling with the first person he sees" Huh?!

"Jake gyllenhall has been chilling with the first person he sees every chance he gets"

Anonymous said...

It's easy to see why Austin and Jake like tomboyish and geekish Sophia

And she has two dogs :)

Anonymous said...

"Jake gyllenhall has been chilling with the first person he sees every chance he gets"

To avoid the beard!

Anonymous said...

More like Jake gyllenhall has been chilling with the first cute guy he sees every chance he gets

Suspicious Austin said...

Sore throat again? Show me your blank confidentiality form pad, I want to count the pages.

Jake said...

Atticus ate some of the pages.

Jake said...

*Fuck!*

Atticus said...

thinks *fuck you, liar*

Anonymous said...

So you think they'll be Reeking this weekend? Lite Reeking or heavyduty?

LOL said...

TSHendrik: Notes from a Laundromat #2: Is that Reese Witherspoon outside?! No, wait... it's a duck.

Anonymous said...

So you think they'll be Reeking this weekend?

Jake had last weekend off, so the beard will do her best to spoil this one! lol

Anonymous said...

lol, IA.

geez said...

DJTRM: Lol got room for 1 more =] RT: @joaquin_tizoc13 @steveNgriffin let's go camping like Heath Ledger and Tobey Maguire
about 2 hours ago

Anonymous said...

All of the interviews on late night television are too short. But yeah, I was hoping Ferguson would ask them about those Madeo pictures of them in matching outfits.

both said...

Jabey Magyllenguire

Anonymous said...

Awww, poor Tobey and Jake!

Jake's and Peter's colleague said...

"It's obviously very strange, a little mad. Especially the [Audrey] Hepburn comparisons. I mean, that's such a lovely thing to say about the film, and I see it in the Paris montage. But you know, I didn't think about the end product much when I was making it. I just thought, what fun! There's Emma Thompson! I had to fight for this part; I auditioned three times and must have called my agent every day for two months afterwards. I knew it was a special gang going in, but I just thought…oh, I have to play Jenny. Her journey is enormous."
— Carey Mulligan on all the buzz her performance in new film An Education is getting, in which she plays "a fiercely intelligent teenage girl living in barely pre-Beatles London." [The Daily Beast]

Anonymous said...

pen15tweets: Abbie Cornish is so good in Bright Star she'll make you want to cheat on Reese Witherspoon.

Peter said...

Peter Sarsgaard says of his character in An Education, who has an affair with a 16-year-old girl, "It didn't seem like he wanted to have sex with her. That was one of my first reactions... I think he actually wants to be her age. I think he thinks he's her age some of the time, and I think he is someone who has a very difficult idea of accepting the circumstances of his own life, and so, like a lot of people-and I mean a lot of people-he is very capable of explaining his life to himself as something that it isn't, and living in a kind of false reality, and living in a bubble of a fantasy. And that's how everybody always ends up doing everything, you know? I mean, there are very few people that wake up every morning and say 'I'm going to do something today that is wrong,' you know? And then go and do it." [Gothamist]

Anonymous said...

So Anne is hiding in her trailer avoiding students? If true I wonder if she actually started filming before that tweet. There has been mentions of people seeing her earlier this week in Pittsburgh, some claiming that she was filming but the scenes weren't with Jake. If true she has kept a low profile.

Anonymous said...

That tweeet doesn't make much sense - no one would put trailers in place where everyone passing by can check them out.

Anonymous said...

If they are filming near a University then they may be student sniffing around, would explain about the students. Also a lot of calls went out for extras and a number of them were student. I remember a fan lst year got a pic of Jake's trailer on the set of Nailed but she may have been an extra.

Anonymous said...

Could be. Anyway, we don't have enough info to know what and where they are filming.

Anonymous said...

That tweeet doesn't make much sense - no one would put trailers in place where everyone passing by can check them out.

LOL it's not like someone peeked inside the trailer window and saw Anne sitting on her sofa. When a star isn't seen, isn't being filmed and isn't around and they have a trailer, it's not unreasonable to assume they're IN it.

Filming at a University must be like a kid in a candy shop to Jake.. all those young men. No wonder he's outside looking at the scenery.. and no wonder the Chin is there protecting her investment. Gullible fake bfs are hard to find.

Anonymous said...

When a star isn't seen, isn't being filmed and isn't around and they have a trailer, it's not unreasonable to assume they're IN it.

Yes, but only when you're sure that a star is on the movie set and after you spent some hours observing.

Anonymous said...

It was an off-the-cuff comment from a student on a tweet, 2:39. Don't take it so seriously. Anne hathaway is hiding in her trailer to avoid dealing with students.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like they might be filming over the w/e, when there isn't much going on (classes, traffic, lookyloos) at the University.

Forget Jake or Reeke - I want pics of Atticus!

Anonymous said...

Wait, there's 2 interpretations of Reese witherspoon is here, too, and a sophomore accidentally called her dog ugly:

1. Her dog is ugly
2. She's dog-ugly

I'm going with #2.

Anonymous said...

It was an off-the-cuff comment from a student on a tweet, 2:39. Don't take it so seriously.

I'm not taking it seriously - including the chin being there - I'm just easily annoyed with people who post BS :)

Anonymous said...

I'm just easily annoyed with people who post BS

So you get annoyed with people who tweet/post a sarcasm, a joke, a snide remark, something ironic, or a funny exaggeration?! No one can just have fun anymore?!

2:56 PM said...

No, just bullshit.

OT said...

Just for Atticus!

Anonymous said...

3:07, what's "bullshit" to you? Just curious.

3:07 PM said...

bullshit - something worthless, deceptive, or insincere. To attempt to mislead or deceive by talking nonsense.

Free Dictionary

Atticus said...

Mishka's got it going! First out "I love you's" then her deepthroat position and then my orgasmic howl!

Anonymous said...

bullshit - something worthless, deceptive, or insincere. To attempt to mislead or deceive by talking nonsense.

No, I meant about that specific tweet. Why does it bother you that a student said Anne was in her trailer hiding from the students?

Anonymous said...

Because it's very unlikely that she (tweet poster) knows something like that and I think she just wanted to make her tweet more interesting.

Anonymous said...

Because Anne all of a sudden shit doesn't stink and she walks on water.

Funny, I remember in the beggining BBM fans could give 2 shits about her, now flowers fly out of her ass. I wouldn't be surprised that she was hiding from "annoying " students. Well they shouldn't bother for long, I think that this may be the last week shooting there. I read that the majority of the shoot will take place at some abandoned hospital far away from those pesky students!

Anonymous said...

Because Anne all of a sudden shit doesn't stink and she walks on water.

Because the student (tweet poster) couldn't be sure that Anne is on the movie set and didn't spend hours observing the set, checking out what's Anne doing.

Anonymous said...

3:43 PM

If I remember correctly, this is is the only ONE tweet about LAOD filming on the campus this week. Is that correct?

Anonymous said...

Or maybe Anne is still in L.A and they assume she is in one of the trailers. She hasn't been spotted there yet (I don't think) and they have been filming the movie without her since 9/18.

Anne H. said...

Students SUCK!

Anonymous said...

^^^ Trolly, keep your knickers on! lol

Anonymous said...

IMO it's important to remember something about tweets, that people are tweeting to their friends.. they really don't expect or realize that their tweet might end up on a search. And when any of us talk/communicate with friends, just like the tweeters, it's normal to use a little creative exaggeration to liven up what we say. Like if I said "I went to Macy's and bought everything!" - we all know I really didn't buy everything. IMO "Anne was in her trailer hiding from the students" is just like that. Offhand comments spiced up with a little exaggeration to friends for an effect, aren't generally designed for public consumption.

Idk if I explained that very clearly.

Anonymous said...

3:52, there's more tweets mentioning filming on campus, they just didn't get posted here because of repetition or no new info.

Anonymous said...

Or maybe Anne is still in L.A and they assume she is in one of the trailers.

Only two tweets about Anne and both outside campus. Hard to tell if she's in Pittsburgh.

megangia: Anne hathaway and Jake gyllenhaal are filming a movie downtown by the William Penn hotel
2 days ago
TheRealAshBrown: @madampenna Ok. I overheard some girls talking about how they seen Anne Hathaway in Market Square and Jake Gyllanhall at Point Park.
about 13 hours ago

Anonymous said...

3:52, there's more tweets mentioning filming on campus, they just didn't get posted here because of repetition or no new info.

Those are two weeks old, when we know that Anne was in LA.

Anonymous said...

LOL 4:09. No, tweets are from today. Not 2 weeks ago.

Anonymous said...

Idk if I explained that very clearly.

You did :)

Anonymous said...

LOL 4:09. No, tweets are from today.

Post them since no one else can find them.

Anonymous said...

"Or maybe Anne is still in L.A and they assume she is in one of the trailers."

Could be. What I don't get is why this is such a big deal to someone here! Wgaf if Anne was in her trailer and for whatever reasons?!

Anonymous said...

4:15, no I'm not going back to search for them. What you (yes you) have to do is go to the tweet and look at all her tweets and figure out the school, etc and her friends and do searches. I'm not going back 6+ hours to look for stuff to satisfy your curiosity about where Anne was.

Anonymous said...

Check out 3:43 PM, 4:00 PM.

To me that sounds like a troll trashing Anne. And we know why trolls trash people! lol

Anonymous said...

What you (yes you) have to do is go to the tweet and look at all her tweets and figure out the school, etc and her friends and do searches.

I did and didn't find any except those few posted here, on this current comment page.

Anonymous said...

Why do trolls trash people? (seriously I'm curious)

Anonymous said...

4:27 PM, I'll give you a hint. Why trolly trashed Ryan Phillippe?

4:27 said...

To make the Chin look better?

4:27 said...

So trashing AH would make the Chin look better too? (not that she could look better lol - you know what I mean lol)

Anonymous said...

Yes. We compared Anne and the chin before, we'll do it again, so every "argument" is important.

Movies: Get Yourself 'An Education' said...

Have you ever seen a star being born? It’s a particularly thrilling film experience and contrary to popular conceptions of celebrity – from Warhol’s 15 minutes meme to the enduring reality TV craze -- true star breakthroughs don’t happen every year. They’re rare like comets or maybe even eclipses. You have a chance to see one this month as AN EDUCATION begins its platforming release and Carey Mulligan deservedly rises to the top of Hollywood’s “must cast” list. In the fall’s first obvious Oscar contender (expect a Best Picture nod) Mulligan plays Jenny, a 16 year old girl who is wise beyond her years… though not quite as wise as she thinks she is.

Jenny takes up with a much older man David (Peter Sarsgaard) who gives her, you guessed it, an education… but not only a sexual one. Then there’s the not so small matter of Jenny’s schooling. She’s aiming for Oxford, egged on by her higher learning obsessed father (Alfred Molina).

The darker realities of her boyfriend’s life soon begin to come to light. David works and travels with the very well heeled Danny (Dominic Cooper arguably doing his best work yet) in some shady semblance of a fine arts dealing business. But Jenny, a sponge for actual experience after years of purely book learning, is still drawn to their world. At first Jenny's educations run parallel but soon life and school are in conflict.

An Education is essentially a well judged coming of age tale but what really lifts it into a higher realm is its very sharp ensemble of players (including a stunning glorified cameo by Emma Thompson as the headmistress) and Carey Mulligan herself. She’s relatably moody, funny and utterly beguiling in this dream role. An Education trips over itself in the last act, especially with the overly cheery la-di-dah epilogue but the small stumbles hardly matter. By that point you’ve already tumbled for Carey Mulligan. You’re hers. The Oscar might be, too.

What Peter did with that banana?

4:27 said...

Thanks 4:39. Trolly trashing everyone to make the Chin better, *rolls eyes* - don't trollys realize they kind of represent whoever they're defending?!

Anonymous said...

Audtioning for Jake and Atticus booty call.

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 8th: Dog Obedience School for Scientologists

Runners-up:
In certain canine prisons this is known as "Death by Farting Squad"

On the season finale of "Who Wants to Mate with the Stray", Rags decides which of these bitches he wants to give the red rocket.

Following in a long line of tragic predecessors, child stardom was just too much for the Shiba Inu 6. ve

Anonymous said...

Trolly trashing everyone to make the Chin better, *rolls eyes* - don't trollys realize they kind of represent whoever they're defending?!

In trolly's defence - you can bet that trolls don't give a shit about Reese Witherspoon.
They support the beard just because it's the only way to support Reeke and "straight" Jake - Jake "dating" a bitch is not an option for fangirls and babblers, it would make Jake look bad and babblers can't have that!

Anonymous said...

IMO "Death by Farting Squad" is the best! I'll remember it. I won't remember the #1 caption after tomorrow. In fact I've almost forgotten it now, something about Scientology. Who cares, and why give them attention anyway.

Anonymous said...

"In trolly's defence"

Bet you never thought you'd be saying that!

5:01 PM said...

Bet you never thought you'd be saying that!

LOL, you are right.

Jake said...

IMO "Death by Farting Squad" is the best! I'll remember it. I won't remember the #1 caption after tomorrow.

My favorite is Presenttttttttt ASS! I'll never forget it!

Just Because These 2 Men Just Had Sex Doesn't Mean They're Gay. NO HOMO said...

After these two straight guys got it on with each other, you can be sure the first they said, post-coital, was, "No homo."

It's the universal phrase to defend yourself from anyone thinking you're a gay, and its origins can be found in hip-hop, because rappers like to taunt each other with threats of screwing their enemies in the ass and nutting on their faces, but without implying they are homosexual.

Thankfully Bryan Safi is here to break things down for us. And, added bonus: He gets in between our sheets.

No homo (video)

Anonymous said...

Anne hates students??

Anonymous said...

Nah, that was trolly (4:00 PM) joke :)

Jake said...

"No homo" is the universal phrase to defend yourself from anyone thinking you're a gay

Cool, I could use that: I'll show you mine if you show me yours - no homo!

Austin said...

Oh, God.

t said...

Got some downtime and laying down in the hotel room. Gotta rest up for a long weekend of filming and rehearsals
about 3 hours ago

Hopefully we'll get to meet Reese tomorrow... Woods, Elle
about 19 hours ago

Loving my time in Philly so far... meeting new softball players. Cool stuff. Meeting and fittings tomorrow early in the morning
about 20 hours ago

http://twitter.com/tarynemowatt

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck More Than Just Friends said...

We knew there was more going on between Matt Damon and Ben Affleck than meets the eye.

Jokes about their level of closeness and who's banging Jimmy Kimmel aside, it turns out the longtime pals and Oscar-winning screenwriters really are more than friends and writing partners. In fact, they're related!

According to the New England Genealogical Society, the actors are both descendants of bricklayer William Knowlton Jr., an Englishman who settled in Ipswich, Mass., around 1630. That would make Affleck and Damon approximately 10th cousins, once removed. Affleck was born in Berkeley, Calif., but spent his formative years in Boston, where he and Damon became friends.

And this heartwarming connection is actually just the tip of the iceberg for Affleck, who also shares lineage with 16 U.S. presidents, including Barack Obama, and Princess Diana. Damon is related to a mere 11 former commanders in chief. "Ben is an 11th cousin to Obama,” genealogist Chris Child told the Boston Herald. "We just found that connection this week. They share a common ancestor in the Hinckley family of Cape Cod."

"It might be kind of one of those neat things to say at cocktail parties," he added.

E! Online

Jake's Penis said...

Oh, God.

Yes?

Jake's Penis said...

I'm so often the object of worship that it gets to my head!

Austin's Penis said...

I hardly ever get to see you and I know you're not exactly being chaste while I'm away.. you're more like the Whorey Ghost.

Anonymous said...

t said...
Got some downtime and laying down in the hotel room. Gotta rest up for a long weekend of filming and rehearsals
about 3 hours ago

Hopefully we'll get to meet Reese tomorrow... Woods, Elle
about 19 hours ago

Loving my time in Philly so far... meeting new softball players. Cool stuff. Meeting and fittings tomorrow early in the morning
about 20 hours ago

http://twitter.com/tarynemowatt
*******************

Can't wait to read about this twitter person's reaction after being on set. Will she meet the Chin? and if so, will she meet to forcing herself to be nice for 5 minutes Chin or the bitchface,rude personality that is most likely the real Chin? I personally, would love to read an account of someone who like the Chin and then met the real her.

Anonymous said...

They should report if the Chin is wearing her perfume and Avon makeup, how "tiny" she is, how big the 3rd elbow/doorknob is, and how dark her roots really are on her fake hair.

Jake's Penis said...

Awwwww, don't take it personally, I'm practicing to make perfect!

Austin's Penis said...

I always spit on the ones I love.

Jake's Penis said...

I spit on cocks all the time!

Austin's Penis said...

My mantra: Love the dong you're with.

Anonymous said...

It's been real quiet with Reese and Jake. I bet they're in a luxury hotel room, talking about their upcoming wedding and making love all weekend long.












j/k !! j/k !!

See, now you don't have to worry about gaining weight this holiday weekend. I made you lose your appetite!

10:03 said...

I got dry heaves writing that

Anonymous said...

HELP! Am I going crazy?! Were those bright orange pylons always in the Jake LOAD jogging pics?!

Anonymous said...

What?

Anonymous said...

Were those bright orange pylons always in the Jake LOAD jogging pics?!

Yes, but you were too busy checking out Jake's biceps, ass and legs to notice them!

Jake and orange pylons

Jake said...

I have that effect on people!

t said...

just had the most interesting ride back in2 brooklyn.. sadie, jake gyllenhall, boston, and the giggles
about 7 hours ago

http://twitpic.com/kvmq0 - ice skating rink at rockerfeller center
about 16 hours ago

http://twitter.com/ishurrdid

Anonymous said...

w͙͉̠̲̫̏a͇.̹͔̼͉̈́͛̓.͚̘̻͓͉ͧ̾͒̀ͥ́ͅ.̈̌ͭ͛ ̞͙͍ͤ̌̂ ͔̦͙̈́͌͐̃̚h͓̼̻̽̎̀͗̆ͦa̰̣͉̭͎a̽h̝̘͎̽̍̿å͇͖̥̞̐͒h̤͚̝̺͉ͤ̌̄ ̞̜ ̟̦͍̲͉̀h̠̬͎̰e̫̖͒̌ͯͪ̚ ͔̝̮̜ͪ̓č̂̌̇o̎m͎̠̤̰͇̪̔͑e͂̈ͥ̎s̭̬̼̝̯͐,̰͓͒͗ ̱̝̻͎̯̔ť̞͆̔ȯ̼͑ s̜̟̙͇̘̯͋i̪͎͕̯̖ͩ̿͆̃ngͣ̍ ͙̖̗̦̦͚ͭ̓̈ȧͫͬ ̩̍ṣ̥͖̜̝̻͊̈́o̗̱͂ͯ͛n͙͚͖̱̼̈̏ͥ͛g̺ ̣ͦ̈́̿̽̑̊̉ö͎̳͎̗̯͔̰́f̼ͯ͐͗͒̐ͅ ̼̓̄ͧ̀̈̃t̳̲̖̹̮ͮ͛ͪͧ̅́ͯh̪̱̝̜̞̫͎e͎̗̭͍̜͌ͯ͑̿ ͕̠͎w̞͙̝ō̰̳̹̼̤͕̎̇r̰̜ͧͫl̜̊̈́̀̈d̙͓ͅ'̬͖̙̞̗̥͂s̩͚͓̲ͬ ̹͕̮ ̃ͩͤë̱̻̜̤̖́n̪̹͉͓̰͓̈̄͌̀̂ͮͭḍ͎̔͆͑̌,̱̩͖̟̖̉̎̈ͨ͋͌͑ ͓̘͚̊ͪ̄͊ͅṙ͍̎i͓̻̼̼̙͑p̄ͩ̅̚p͛ͮ̈̇ͨ̐͒i̘͙̠̮̞̠̖̎͛͊n͓gͮͣͮ̅ ͙̮̙̜͔͂ ̤͓̅͆͐t͕̉ͦ̐h̰̯͈̫̻͐̉r̍́͗̍̊̈́ͩo͍̬̞̹uͤg̦̅̋h̤ͣ̍̇ͨ̂̚ e̱̗͔̤̥͕̜̅ͪ̍̒̈ͧ̚v͓͈͚̤̩̪e̞̲͙͑̅ͥṋ̜͔̤͈͂ͅ

̞̝̯̻̩̝ͮ̅̋ͅt͇̭̳̬̜ḧ̬́ͭͫ̀ͪe̟̩̞̥͔̫͉ͧͫ̌̾͆̓ͤ ̮̳̞͒̈́͛͆p̖̘̫̦̌ͭ͛ë͇̞̦̘̯̠́͆ͨͤ̄̑ͩt͍͉͊̋t͙͍̼͉͈̬̤ͭ̄ỷͥ̏̒͆ ̣̹̦̳̯͌̎ ̼̠͈̂h̝̱̮̀̐̑ͫu̩̰̳͍̪̺̼̓̇͌̓̈̂̉ṃ͕̹̣̿ͬ́ͬ̓̑a͓̘̠̜ͅnͧͯͥ̍͗ ̫̺̹͓͕̱͎̔s̭͉̿̄̐'̟͌͒͆ͧͦ̌ͥ ̰̥̜̣̔̉ͯ̊͋̅ṕ͖͎͖̲͎̼̼̿̌ͫͭh͓̦̭̱̘ͯͨ̑͌̎̾y̔̓̅͊̀͌s͌͐̐͑̋̄i ͇͉͚͕̱̞̮̔ͦ̆̓͊̒c̜͙͔̟͇̣͒ͫ̾̉̿̂̾a͓̣͍̙͍̮̒͆ͥ̂͑͐̋l̘̬̙̒ ̖̗ ̟̼̯̠̺̗̂̎a̜̯n̺̗̭̺̥̙͊̅d͔͋̔̊̉͂̂͗ ̯̞͙̉ͤͧm̾e͆ͤ̅ͧt͎͔̤̤̤̚ͅa͙̠͍̳̽ͪ̓̈̍ͪ̄ͅp̲̹̘̖͚̞ͮ̉̐̎̇ͨ̚ḧ ͉y͕̦͇ͤ̉̏̒̽̒ͥs̳̺͙̩͖ͪ̽͋͌ͤ̏î̫̲̘̭̗ͣͥ̾̂̚c̗͓͓̊̆͆̐̽̾ȃͬͩ ̰̲̬͎͛̀ͅl͂ͪ̀ ̠̱̫̠̼̥̝͑bͪ̈͋ͥ͛͗e̘ͧ̑l͓̞͙̠ͦ̓iͤë̹́ͧ̽́̅̃̈́f̊̇̔̇̂̆̚s̾ͧ̆͛ ͚͑̆.̰͎̜̻̺͕̳͑̓ͨͭ̉ ̞͚͖d̻͈̟̼̂̊̇́͐ͯr̗̟̪͍̗ͦͪ͑̎̉̑ȋ̻̰̠̼̥̮l͊ͨ̂̑l̍͗́ͬ̾i̦̘ͥ̋ ̻n̙̞ͪͪͯ̇̔g̗̳̭̽̽͌ ͙̮̹͉̭̎̐͒͐ͭ͐̽ͅa̝̫̭̤͙͚̺ ̦̗̦̤ͧ̚h̘̹̬̿ͫo͈͔̘̰̠͋̽̃͐͑̆ͅl̮̱ͨ̈́ͪ̊e̹̪͎͇̝͆̽͋ͦ ͎͐ͮͥͮi͔̰͎͌n̜̤̑ͪt̰̜̼̙̦̣̞̾ͭ̏͌͌͆ͯo̠̥͓̝͔͒ ̪̏̅͑̊́ͯ̓t̜̝̳̣͙̗̿̾̌h̒̒e̠̤̯̘͎͈͔ͦͫ ̻̟͆̃ͣ̈ͥͅeař̋ͥͩͣt͙̱̬̳̩̜͊h̞̮̗͔̰̃̇ͯ̉̄̽ͅ,̗̙̭͉̃ͯ̚ͅ ̫

̭͙̫̝̝̹w̼͖̦̗̃ͤ̒h̅o̝̤͉ͮͫ͗̂s̥̟̪̱̯ê̪̝̜͕̺͓̍̎ͭ́̀̓ͅ ̝̒͋ͦ͌͒̉ŝ̺͙̣̰̈̆͌o͔͓̊̅̎̊ͯ̑̅u͕̙̲̙̦͇̗̿̍n͒͒ͯd͌̅̆̔ͨ ̭̪̮ ̝̩̳͈͆ͧ̾ͣ̃̇ͤị͇̼͓̯͒ͥͯ̊ͫ̏s͓̳̈͂́̑ ͖̤̗̳̖͓̦̍͒̑ͦ̋̒͗a̺̮͖͂̋̌͊̌ͮl̹͛̈́̿́i̘̺̣̞̖͈ͤk̩͙͓̙ͪ̈́ͬ̊e͆̋ ͓͔͕̂̆͌͊̄ ͈͍̰̓ͯ̊̿ͥͮͯͅt̤̠o̫͉̫̙̻̪̿̑̓ͨ͐ͯ ̺̦̱̩͕ͫ͗ͦͮ̿ṫ͙͙̲̅̓̾͊ͅh̻̳̹͓̐͋ͣ̾̌ͫ̌e̘̱̱̗ ̋sͩo̬̳̟̮̫̳̍ͦu̺̹̥̲̳͔̯̓̊̔n̥̝͕̆͐̔̑ḍ̱̰̮̞͍̂͐͆ͣ̓͊ͅ ̭͚̪ͨ͑̑o̞̜̻̽fͭ̔̒̈̌ ̻̣͑a̎ͫ ͍t̜̪͊̊̐̈̄h̻͍ȍ̤̗̼̖͔̽̉us͚̜͙̬ͅa̝̍͋̏̎ͣn̝̟͔̙͕͉̥̾ͣdͨ̍͐̆ ͯ ̥̰̖̺̥̔̿c̜̝̭̟̘ͪͪ̓͆͗h̼̹͚̯̭̝̓i̳̗̩͖͚̱̜͋͌̉̆l͍͈͓͒̊ͩ̎ͮͬͅd ̭͚̠̞̤̭̿̇̾ͬ͛̐̽r̟̠͔̠̬̈ͪͫ͑ͤ̓e͚̟̱̥̭ͫ́̔̍ͣͩn̞ͫͮ͐ͣ̄,ͥͯͧ̌̄ ̗̻͍̣͔̬̫ ͍̱͒͛̾b̼̖ͣ̽̉e̫͕ͦ̔̀ͦi̞̯̬̰̠͖̋̓̓͗ͥn̰̻̪͖̗ͥ̇ͨͥ̍̐̎ͅg̍ ̈ͦͣ̋r̭̮͎̫̰̮̀ͭ͋͛͋í̠͍̪̱̣̹ͥͮͤͨ̉͆ṗ͇͙͋̃̎̅̀͌p̥̯ͭ̓͋ͨ̂̈́̐ ͍͚̹͈͔e͔ͧͪ̑ͭͭ̈̚d̥͐ ̞͚͖͓͆ͦa̹͂̉̅͂̊̈́̊p̩̳̪͙͙̯ͨ͗a̻͇̠̔̎ͥͪ̂̍̊r̪ͣ̇ͬ̔̔̊͐t̹͎̃ͬ̚ ͍͖͚ ̃b̆ͥ͋̑̃ý̤̫̝͉̥ͬͮ

̠̬̦̘ͨ́̆͐ͅs͙͕͔̰̳̗̍̚̚ḧ̄̅ͥ͂̍ͣa͈͖͛͂d͙̭̗̋̀̑̑̊ŏ̤̜̼͙͎̘̽ ͈w̬̻̜̾̑̈́̏ ̠̯͕͔̞̓̃ͭͤ͊͌i̙͎̰̙̗͔͒̽͆͛̌t͐͌s͖̺̠̫͖͎͍̿̃ͮ̒͊̚e̲̠͊ͦ͊͂̊ͯͧ l̙̲̥̯̹f̐͂ͩͭ̋̚.̣͇̇̊̀ͬ ͋̓̌ͨs͙̭̩̝̑̆͛i͗̃ṅ̗̯̹̭ͩͫ͌ͦg͕̝̜̘̓i͎͉̇n͙͇͐̏̽̄g̽̈͋̀̇ͨͪ ̱͚ ͈̺̰͔͚ͨͪͮ̓̚ͅf̩͎͊ͥr͎͕̙̫̻̆ͪ̃o͈ͫ͋̓ͪ̀̾ͅm̖͎̼̠ͅ ̠̯̦̐ẗ͙̜͙͊͐ͣ̑ͅẖ̭̺̝̠̤͈̎̿̋̚e͚͖̝̩̜̭̊ͣ̑͊ͅ ̫͇͔̖̱̟ͧ̓ͩsͨ̃̑̃ͬo̟̰͖̦͇̲͑͌n̖̭͓͓̊͛g̲͒̂ͨ͂b͎̪́͑ͭ̆ͧ̎o̰ͅo ̩̙̻̖ͣkͯ̽̇̈́̊͑͌ ̘͚̉ͮo̥̬̳̤̟͒̾ͭf̤̹̤̯͎̳ ̦͕͈ͩ̅̈t̜̣̟̠̍̚ͅh͎̑ͬͧe͚̣͚̠͉̜͑͐͌̓ ͛͌p͔̫̼̱͒i̓t͉̝̹͙̝̰̰,͖̞̤́̎ͦ͆̌̑ ͍̟̼̖̱͉̰͑͂̈̽̍ͣ̋ă̯̪ ͈͖̏ͥͦ͛ͨ̾̚t̼̜̘̹ͩo̻̮͖̓͊̃͌ͥ̊m̻̰̻̠̟̫̽ẻ͎͇̑̊̽̿̃͛ ͖̙̇͐̏̌̅ọ͗ͅf̰̦̝̩͔ͮͅ ̰̗͇̖̣͐̇͐̽̆ͦ̄th̭ͨ̄ĕ̳̘ ̥̫̫̅ͭͮͨͦ̋̉ͅv̺͎͇̯̖͔o̥̘̎i̻̫̣̓d̥̬̓͒ͬ,͙̜̥̀̃̌ ̞̲͎̠̥͉͊̀͌ȁ̬͇̗͚͍ ̖̞̲̳̼̱͈̄͌͒ͦ͆m̯̩͉͕̅̄ḁ͂͐ͣn͙ͤ͑ͮu͔͖͎͎̙̘ͭ͆̍̀ͬs̞̘̘̾̍̌̊͌ ̝̤̞č͓͈̉͌ͩŕͣ̚i̜̠̱̔̾̈͂ͬp̠̞̗͕̰̈̅͒ͣͭt͎

̼̱̪̞̬͕̦̄ͥͥ͌͋o͖f̜͉̱̮͈͗ͤ̿̓̓ ̱̜͉̱̙̦̌̊̓̓t͌̒ͭͫͧh̯e̩ͥ͆ ̤ͨ̋̈́̂ḍ͕̲̤̥̰̘͐ͨ͒̊a̺ͫ́̔̓m͍͊̈̃̒n̼̙̩ͯ͑͗̋ͨ͆e̙̞͖̋d̫̲̉ͬ. ̜̭̩̮̗ͪ͆ ̝̜̯̓t̤̭͎͈͋̌̈́ͮh͈̜̻͕̙̽ͤ̿ë̮͔̝́̄ͯ ̼d̻̀̄̓i͋͗̒͋̚sͮ̓ͮ͐̎ͮs̗͕̺͚̗̝̑ͅo̲͓n̳̹̘ͅan̲̜͔̦̊t̑͆ ͎̖̱̗ ͇ͤͬͧ͋̃d̬̙̠̞̤̘ͨ̂̌̒̚ͅė̗̹̻͔̉̍v͛̐̅i̱̭͐̂̋ͨ͆̚ḹ̋̐ͨ̊̈́͆' ̅s̀̓ ͖̲͙̯͉̭̒c̘̻̝ͦh̺̬̟̳̺ͫ͌ͭ͗͛̌ͥͅo̺̠͇̹̯̻̻r̻̓͆̉͂̄d̺̬͎́̽ͥ͗̃ ̠͓̱͇ ͎̣̗̺͒o̤̭f̮͗͊̒ͮ ̟̭̭̊̔͑͒̄́̋ẗ̩͓̜́́ͫ̏ͨ̾ͦͅh̙̉͒̄͑e̱̣ ̮̝̮͓ͦͧ͋̈́a̹͍̭͎̓ͭ̍̐p̼̹̘̙̙̪̽͗̈́ͨ͒͗͆o̫̞̝̮̐͗ͣ̉ͦc̖̾̀̊̒aͫ̌ ̮̬͚̫̪̞̥̒̋͋l̲̺̼̬̪̇̊̓͐y͇ͮͥͣ̔ͧ̂p̉ͪ͛ͫͭ̈́͑ṡ̳͎̺͓͂ͯ͛̈́ͯ̊ͅe ̞̒̐̈́ͮ.͉͐

Anonymous said...

^^^ Chinese text?

Anonymous said...

Chin-speak

Anonymous said...

Reese-babble

Anonymous said...

LOL

mad weed said...

LittleMissBones: Jake Gyllenhaal looks like he smokes mad weed. at least his eyes scream that to me. - zackyc: http://tumblr.com/xzm3ggt51
about 8 hours ago

Jake said...

I smoke only the best weed!

Anonymous said...

Austin's Penis said...My mantra: Love the dong you're with.

Awwww, ain't that sweet :)

fyi said...

Sophia on The Bonnie Hunt show, Tuesday October 13

Ted said...

Afternoon Piss: Obama Gets Peace Prize, While Gays Still Suffer

President Obama's expected to sign a hate-crime bill for gays, which might come off as progressive to you, but all I can see is a hypocrite in action. He'll protect gays from being bashed, but he still won't let us marry each other? (Not that I'd be interested in that institution ever again, but you get the idea.)

That's like saying the peasant second-class citizens must never be hit by their masters who get better everything. We don't wanna be treated like victims who need to be protected—we wanna be treated like everyone else. It's the same story time and again.

'Course, Obama's not really thinking of all the unlucky gay Americans today when he's got his new Nobel Peace Prize to smile about. He's only the third American prez in history to get a Nobel Peace Prize while still in office, and the last former White House regular to get it was Al Gore in 2007, after working on behalf of spreading education and fixing global warming for years and years and years.

Obama's claim to fame, that is, besides being the first black man elected president? Let's be honest—he hasn't really done a great deal yet, though he sure likes talking about what he's gonna do. We can't friggin' wait till he does it, already. How long do you plan to make us wait, Mr. President?

Awful Truth

Anonymous said...

Was Ted actually married? I remember his post about his BF proposing to him but was there an actual wedding? I remember an interview he did after that around the time the mayor of SF opened the door for gays to marry . He was asked and i swear he said that he and his partner wasn't interested in making it legal like the hetrosexuals which i thought was odd since he made a big deal about the proposal.

Anyway he bitched and moaned about prop 8 but he never went near any of the demostrations like his fellow gay columnist Mark Malkin did and how much you wanna bet he doesn't goto DC this weekend for the equality march but he will to be sure to post about his insiders dishing if any celebs bother to show up.

He needs to stop whining and get off his ass do something.

Does he ever leave his home for anything?

Anonymous said...

Does he ever leave his home for anything?

Yes, Ted walks his dogs :)

Anonymous said...

Was Ted actually married?

Ted said so and he talked about his husband.

April 10, 2009
Dear Ted:
Love the column and your sense of style! Can you tell me where you got that fab plaid button-down that you wore in the April 2 Truth, Lies, & Ted? Thanks a bunch!
—Audrey

Dear Clothesnoop:
Yeah, my husband's closet.

Anonymous said...

I thought his dog died.

Anonymous said...

Ted's cat died. He has two dogs.

Anonymous said...

Anyway he bitched and moaned about prop 8 but he never went near any of the demostrations like his fellow gay columnist Mark Malkin did and how much you wanna bet he doesn't goto DC this weekend for the equality march but he will to be sure to post about his insiders dishing if any celebs bother to show up.

Cool points for Mark Malkin!
Bitching and moaning is Ted's way of supporting the right thing - he's great at that :)

Anonymous said...

He may have referred to him as his husband but I don't think they were actually married or else he would have mentioned the wedding in his column like he mentions other personal details of his life.

And again when asked if he and his bf would be joining others i taking the plunge during that time when people were running to SF to do so, he begged off saying that he wasn't interested but supported the right of others to do so. That's why i guess he bitched about prop 8, etc.

He would be more effecive if he had his own blog to bitch on, it gets buried on the E site and doesn't come up in goggle.

Anonymous said...

He may have referred to him as his husband but I don't think they were actually married or else he would have mentioned the wedding in his column like he mentions other personal details of his life.

Ted mentioned getting married and he was on the honeymoon for a week or so (May 2008).

Anonymous said...

Ted got married and went on a honeymoon and he didn't go into details or mentioend who was there?? I'm surprised. I thought that he said that he was with his bf in Hawaii for a week in 2008 and that's where he proposed.

Doesn't explain his comments about gay marriage after the fact.

Ted said...

April 28, 2008

It’s Monday. You’re pissy; we’re less so (I’m getting married in less than a week, and Becky’s gonna be free of my pushy ass for a whole two, woo-friggin’-hoo!).

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b4876_Psst_List_.html

Anonymous said...

Ted, Margo and Charlie

Anonymous said...

Anyone here going to the equality march?

Anonymous said...

I wish I could be there, but DC is 7000 kilometers away.

SAG Endorses National Equality March said...

The Screen Actors Guild has officially endorsed the National Equality March taking place Sunday, October 11, in Washington, D.C. SAG announced in a press release that members of the guild, SAG's National LGBT Actors Committee, and SAG staff will join with grassroots activists from across the country in the nation's capital to demonstrate support for passage of the Employment Non-Discrimination Act and the Uniting American Families Act as well as repeal of the Defense of Marriage Act and the Pentagon's "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

"Screen Actors Guild has been a leader in advocating for equality for all of our members," said SAG deputy national executive director Duncan Crabtree-Ireland, who will be attending the march. "With members of both the guild and our staff supporting the march on Washington, SAG reaffirms its ongoing commitment to diversity and inclusion for all. We also redouble our efforts to achieve equality for our lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender members."

SAG members who have individually endorsed the march include Annette Bening, Neve Campbell, Gavin Creel, Wilson Cruz, Alan Cumming, Dana Delany, Joely Fisher, James Franco, Mariska Hargitay, Helen Hunt, Chad Lowe, Camryn Manheim, Ewan McGregor, Sir Ian McKellen, Julianne Moore, Kathy Najimy, Peter Paige, David Hyde Pierce, Anthony Rapp, Meg Ryan, Hilary Swank, Jennifer Tilly, and Marisa Tomei.

"This kind of support by both gay people and our straight allies shows the broad-based support that exists for full equality in this country," said Jason Stuart, chairman of SAG's National LGBT Actors Committee. "In the 21st century, it is simply outrageous not to have full equality under the law, and we have a moral obligation to change that."

SAG members, staff, and allies will congregate from 11 a.m. to noon at the statue of David G. Farragut, in the center of Farragut Square Park, before proceeding to the march route.

Advocate

Anonymous said...

SAG members who have individually endorsed the march include Annette Bening, Neve Campbell, Gavin Creel, Wilson Cruz, Alan Cumming, Dana Delany, Joely Fisher, James Franco, Mariska Hargitay, Helen Hunt, Chad Lowe, Camryn Manheim, Ewan McGregor, Sir Ian McKellen, Julianne Moore, Kathy Najimy, Peter Paige, David Hyde Pierce, Anthony Rapp, Meg Ryan, Hilary Swank, Jennifer Tilly, and Marisa Tomei.

Franco rocks :)

Anonymous said...

With members of both the guild and our staff supporting the march on Washington, SAG reaffirms its ongoing commitment to diversity and inclusion for all. We also redouble our efforts to achieve equality for our lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender members.

Hopefully one day all lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender members will suport that too.

Reeke in NYC said...

pebblesbabyrox: Holy shit! I just stepped out of my door- saw a dude who looked familiar with some short blond chick. Jake Gyllenhal & Reese Witherspoon.
27 minutes ago

pebblesbabyrox:They were talking about adopting a bulldog. American vs. English. Wanted to ask him if he remembered using my phone on Lispnard 4 years ago.
37 minutes ago

alaw: Jake Gyllenhal & Reese Witherspoon are waiting in line at the restaurant that I'm at (Prune)
11 minutes ago

Reeke in NYC said...

Oops the "Holy shit!" one was 40 minutes ago.

30 Rock said...

McBrayer and "30 Rock" writer Robert Carlock offered some hints about what fans can see on the new season:

Is it true Broadway star Cheyenne Jackson will appear on the show?
RC: We've had him in for one. One of the sort of workplace arcs in the beginning of the season is Jack and his effort to appeal to a broader audience and to what he keeps calling "real America," to Liz's dismay. He wants to bring in a new cast member to "TGS," and Cheyenne ultimately fills that role. And he's great and we've all seen him on Broadway and stuff. So he'll be appearing from time to time.

Will Cheyenne do any singing?
RC: Boy I hope so. We haven't hit that yet. We've got to get a duet with him and Jane [Krakowski] and we'll be ...
JM: ...a big waste if we didn't.
RC: Yeah. We would be [wrong to] walk up to the bell and fail to ring it. But hopefully, yeah.

link

Anonymous said...

Poor Jake, he has to work over the weekend and can't go to Washington, D.C.!

silver lining said...

Lucky Atticus, he has a chance while his Daddy's away to make a secret weekend trip to North Dakota to visit Boomer!

Atticus said...

No comment

Atticus said...

Excuse me can I have another bag of kibble snacks? Oh and a couple more bowled waters.. the air inside plane cabins always makes my nose sooo dry. Are we landing pretty soon?

Boomer said...

*Landing pretty soon?! Fuck! I need a bath ASAP!*

Twitter said...

KJButta: just walked past Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhall in SoHo...

3 minutes ago

Anonymous said...

Get those nails trimmed too!

Anonymous said...

Reeke on a twitter/pap hunt in NYC!

The Grim Reaper said...

Celebrities are stirring.

Anonymous said...

*Landing pretty soon?! Fuck! I need a bath ASAP!*

LOL

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