September 28, 2009 by Ted Casablanca
We seriously didn't think Jake Gyllenhaal's campy costume for the upcoming Disney flick Prince of Persia: The Story of Jake's Pecs could get more guffaw-worthy (despite the pretty damn doable bod itself, minus overdone Fabio trappings), but then we saw J.G.'s Lego action figure. Sorry, folks, we don't even get a pint-size superhero-esque action figure of chiseled Gyllen-hon to play with, but this supercute and totally harmless plastic children's toy instead? And it pretty much captures the doability—or lack thereof—of present-day Jakey perfectly.
Oh no?
Try as we might, we just can't drool over a guy who's become as vanilla as the soy latte we always catch him sipping alongside Reese. Manically manicured biceps 'n' abs in themselves don't make a real man, and neither does prancing around in a supersilly getup with an even more impractical piece of arm candy. We so know Gyllen-babe would rather jump back into indie film land and do his less pumped-up, more moody thing. He's so damn good at it, remember?
Is being a big, sweaty H'wood He-Man that important to ya, Jake? 'Cause this Lego figure almost pulls it off better than you have so far.
Please. For the sake of those three of us left who still swoon over ya, Jake, replace the gym and the GF with your true self. It was the hottest thing round there for a while.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth, Would You Do Jake Gyllenhaal With These Plastic Abs?
2,161 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 1601 – 1800 of 2161 Newer› Newest»That Philly tweet is BS. Why would she have her kids in Philly for the weekend? No other tweets and that would mean they were flown in for the weekend to eat at some retauraunt in Philly and fly back to LA for school Monday for school unless they had Monday off. And it was posted a week later? And son other sightings of her in Philly that wekend?That site And they next day they had maki, LOL!! I can't imagine kids would eat that. She hasn' t spotted there recently with either Jake nor Paul so they made it up just like the Gorilla sighting was probably made, BTW, that sighting was both Jake and Reese not just Reese.
I'm always suspicious of sightings in restauraunts, more pimping.
^^^ Fuck off, trolly.
I find the flippant use of the name Hitler offensive here, please stop, you are all old enough to know better and it ain't funny.
^^^ Babblers, go home and kiss UV's ass.
Philly.com claims that Chin was in Philly with her kids.
6:23, you're a babbler aren't you. First of all, the above comment had a link to a newspaper site; it wasn't a tweet; I believe it more than I would a tweet. So what if the source traded mentioning the restaurant's name in exchange for info on a celeb's patronage, it's a fair deal. The Gorilla Coffee sighting? That whole w/e it was only that one single solitary tweet, and it was Reese only. I very much doubt that one. And yes, the kids have Monday off. Why don't you go back to babble, or is it too boring for you.
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IMO it's funny. Reese was compared to Hitler in that Avon Walk story LOL
Or we could call her Mussolini because she's a drag.
The paps aren't Reeking because they don't want any more celebrities to die.
We can't sell Reeke photos.
Reeke Boycott.
We Don't Want To Die.
swerdle: spotted reese witherspoon and jake gyllenhaal at gorilla coffee in park slope this a.m.!
8 minutes ago from web
5:27PM October 4
Do the kids get Mondays off because they go to private school?
Again no tweets of her or the kids at all last weekend in Phily except for a very detailed description of what they ate a week later in the Philly insider and the next day some yummy maki, every kids favorite, LOL!! If they ate all that crap we would have gotten tweets like all the other times she has eaten at those places: Jones and Mommito , 2 places that celebs go all the time.
Philly insider and that Gorilla place: BS. The only time she is spotted in Philly is when she is filming and she eats at one of those places. She has a place in Admore on the Mainline supposedly with plenty of place to eat. She did not film at all alst weekend.
The newspaper site is no better than blogs or twitters: they are fed BS and they post it no questions asked, big deal, no harm done.
Rgat Avon walk stoty was a LJ account that some tried to make "bigger" but failed. All they got was one of Ted's hag interns spinning that story as some insider info, like anyone would e-mail him to complain, they would compalin to Avon or some DC paper, since it never appeared there, the intern/hag lifted the story from the LJ w/o crediting the source.
I and several others sent Ted that and it wasn't the first time we tipped Ted off!!!
Lots of Obama bashing at the maarch today.
7:02 PM,
Trolly, what else did you "tip-off" to Ted?
Lots of Obama bashing at the maarch today.
Shouldn't surprise anyone.
BBC - In pictures: US gay rights march
Back in October 2007,I sent him an e-mail saying that Jake was wearing Austins jeans based on the OMG post/picture of him in front of the letterman show,he was in NY for Rendition. Isaid the pants were too big and that I saw them that nigt, a couple of days later there was digital dance!! Could have been a coincidence that someone sent him info seperately but the timing was spot on, just a little it of embellishing by Ted.
I also forwaeded him that blog sighting of them at that yoga class where there was the usualgushing but he changed it to they weren't kissy-kissy. People did post about it so he could have gotten it from there as well.
I also sent him Ent. Lawyers BI about some A list actresses that were sharing the same girl, I think he sadi that Angelina was one of them but didn't say who the second one but a lot of people thought it was Reese, then voila!! Sassa or whatever the fuck he named her goes from liking the peen to girls!
Let's see, I sent him the photo of Austin with those male legs around him that everyone think is Jake, I told Ted that it was Jake. He hasn't done anything with that yet nor the pics I sent of Jake, Reese and the kids at Ojai or the family twic pics from Brooklyn from a few weeks back.
BTW, he has never really thanked me for anything, just those lame-ass auto shits, like Don't be a meanie, be patient, blah, blah.
LOL
He hasn't done anything with that yet nor the pics I sent of Jake, Reese and the kids at Ojai or the family twic pics from Brooklyn from a few weeks back.
LOL, what can anyone do with such uneventful and boring pictures?
I was curious to see if there would be a response since they weren't published by the rags. It seems he does "react" to stuff sent to him, he is just selective and doesn't want to upset his "audience". The LJ Avon account, his revision of the yoga story and the Jake wearing Austins pants is just what the paricular audience would like, not the other stuff.
IMO he didn't bother with the Austin and the male legs that may be Jake's pic is because the pic belongs to Matt and he would have to get permission to talk about it even if it was a BI, everyone knows who TT is or maybe Matt was contacted and he told them it wasn't Jake ( I sent Ted Matt's site) but I have a hard time believing Ted bothered to check after all the shit I sent him and he used.
Back in October 2007,I sent him an e-mail ...
And you did all that because ...?
Damn, all the bits you send to Ted that he uses? I'd demand to be put on the payroll!
I was curious to see if there would be a response since they weren't published by the rags.
Why would there be a response when pictures have no significance?
Damn, all the bits you send to Ted that he uses? I'd demand to be put on the payroll!
And given proper credit! lol
Perhaps Ted was asking himself incredulously "what did I start?"
I did it beacause I wanted him to bring it up in his column even if it was via a BI. There was speculation that Jake was wearing Austin's pants that day and i'm sure i wasn't the only one that sent him an e-mail. ok, I went a bit farther and lied about seeng them but so what? If he actually checked ( e-mailed me with more details? he wouldn't have posted it becasue I was lying. Then again someone else could have contacted him around the same time, who knows, all I know that he was quick to post about it, like2 days later. I sais that it looked like Austin and it looked like they were holding hands. He changed that to Austins doplangger (sp?) I guess for legal reason because it wasn't a BI. Any complaints he could be explained as a possible look-a-like, thast was why it was added. Still a stor abot Jake and some dude but it's weakend becauseeof the "source" and the wording, very sneaky and lawyerly.
Ted has been getting bits from fans for years, I know someone that used to send him all kinds of shit about the LOTR actors and he used a lot of it including BI's about Viggio and Orlando.
I saw her near the White House and she was walking with a few people -- I shouted to her, "Thanks for coming Cynthia!" and she turned back, looked at me and said, "Thank YOU!"
Shortly after she caught up with the group she was marching with - "Broadway Impact" and stayed with them the rest of the time. My husband and I were marching next to her for the longest time - It was so cool! I also spotted her wife and kids nearby but I didn't take any pictures of them out of respect for their privacy. Cynthia was there but not next to them doing her best to draw attention to the event with her group! She is seriously so fierce! Can't believe she was walking in those shoes! Pics below!!
ONTD
Last weekend the kids were in Philly and Ryan was in Vancouver. This weekend they stayed in LA with him. They did have school last Monday but they did not have school Friday the 9th or tomorrow. The school has parent teacher conference days off. So did she choose to have her kids on the short weekend and leave them in LA for their mini vacation? Seems like it. Trust me she is an inattentive self involved mother. I've seen it up close. Ryan probably arranged for the kids to visit her rather than the other way around.
ok, I went a bit farther and lied about seeng them but so what?
You have no problem with lying and making things up, so there is no reason to believe anything you say! lol
7:42 It was done as a test, to see what he would acknowledge and what he wouldn't. The Ojai pics aren't the only things that were sent to him: The pic of them at the Rufus concert, backstage at that concert in London, blog sightings , stuff that wasn't in the rags and didn't go beyond the Jake blogs since he like to talk about the coffee pics. I asked if he thought that they were staged but made to look otherwise, stuf like that. I would think that even he would be a bit curious and give feedback.
Maybe he didn't know what to say since i was also sending him pcs of Jake in drag with this legs around Austins shoulders.
Just testing him and I got my answer.
You're a creepy stalker!! It seems that she would have the kids this weekend rather than last weekend since she would have them for four days. It's possible they are with her in Brooklyn now but not tweeted about. Makes no sense to fly them to Phily for a weeeknd when she could have them for 4 days. I'm sure there is a nanny to take care of the kids while Ryan flew to Vancouver
I asked if he thought that they were staged but made to look otherwise, stuf like that. I would think that even he would be a bit curious and give feedback.
Curious about what? Bearding is done in public, that is the whole point of fake public image.
It's possible they are with her in Brooklyn now but not tweeted about.
No, it isn't.
8:06 Does it have to be spelled out for you?? Yes bearding is done in public, but the stuff that I sent him to comment on where supposedly not for public consumption: The Ojai pics, the concert pics: London and Rufus, the comments on set from extras and others when filming 4C, Brothers, Nailed. POP and now L&D, along with the Brooklyn pics.
I asked him if this was a different form of bearding, semingly candid pics taken w/o their knowledge or maybe with their knowledge and it's an act.
Has it been spelled out for you??
Yes bearding is done in public, but the stuff that I sent him to comment on where supposedly not for public consumption
What are you talking about?
Pictures from some public Ojai concert in the open or NYC aren't for public consumption???
Why aren't her kids with her on a four day weekend???
PS: I sent Ted crap as well, some of the same shit posted above including that DL thread about Jake last year covorting on some beach in LA with some dude while he was supposedly filming Pop. I told him Jake was on a break.
I asked him if this was a different form of bearding, semingly candid pics taken w/o their knowledge or maybe with their knowledge and it's an act.
Reeke being seen together in the public = bearding.
It doesn't matter if Reeke pictures are taken by arranged paparazzi or some anonymous.
Why aren't her kids with her on a four day weekend???
Because Ryan is back in LA.
8:17 Either you are dumber than a box of rocks or just pretending to be. Yes the pics were posted on a open forum but since what I described above was NOT picked up by the MAJOR rags just a few Jake blogs, barely I wanted to see if he was aware of what was flying under the radar.
Name or link one non-Jake blog/site that mentioned or posted about the Ojai concert pics, the Brooklyn pics, the Rufus pic, the backstage Londodn concert pics (I think lainey did post it at the time) or any other tidbit that was noticed or not.
Simple enough and doesn't dile under the usual bearding photo ops, stop playing dumb, you know what i'm talking about.
8:25 PM
Sorry, I don't understand what you're talking about.
Did you fail to notice that rags don't post Reeke shit for quite some time?
8:20 You are dumb. 8:21: You either know rhis because you saw some pap pics or Ryan's buddies are posting here!
Simple enough and doesn't dile under the usual bearding photo ops
Reeke didn't arrange paparazzi, but those were photo ops.
8:20 You are dumb.
Trolly don't be silly. lol
8:27: Sure you don't, LA, LA, LA!!
Rags don't post Reeke crap anymore but you sure get your panties in a knot everytime they are spotted, worrying about the rags reporting on them like silly over heated fangirls!
OK, i'll make it easier for you, back in Dec. 2007 when the rags were still interested in them I pic showed up on IHJ of Jake, Reese and the kids in SF while she was filming. Just one pic and some wondered if it was a fan taking the pic, I don't remember the source of the pic but no other pics showed up and i don't recall the rags picking it up.
So at this stage what would be the point of tweeters and bloggers posting pics of them wandering Brooklyn for example if they aren't going to get anything out of it except for a few Jake blogs, no one knows about them outside if that except Ted and his interns due to me!
8:36 PM,
trolly I'm sorry that NYC paparazzi don't give a shit about your favorite fauxmance couple! LMAO
I'm not the one twitching in the corner suffering from Reeke withdrawl! She's in Pittsburgh we are going to get Reeked this weekend, they are in NY we are going to get Reeked! You sound almost giddy and then dissapointed when you only get those damn tweets and a fews pics of their asses!!!
If NYC paps don't give a shit then you should stop having fucking heart attacks over something that ain't going to happen you silly girls.
It hasn't dawned on you nitwits that PR has tsken a different "approach", LOL!!
8:14 PM & 8:36 PM, I'm sure Ted is grateful for all uninteresting Reeke pictures and movie set "extras" fiction - Ted needs a good laugh!
I'm sure Ted laughed his ass off when I told him Jake was wearing Austins pants and I think I saw them holding hands as well in 10/07, so funny he posted about it, talk about fiction!!! Sure he busted his gut over the Jake in Drag pic with his legs wrapped around Austin!!
Oh yeah i sent him the pics of Austin at his b-day with the tinkerbell cake, LOL!! And the halloween pics from H plus other goddies! He must have had questions about some, i sure did. Austin did look high in a lot of them.
^^^ You don't make sense.
8:59 PM,
Stupid babbler,
YOU are following us and posting about us "silly fangirls". If we are "silly fangirls", what does that make you?
So much for Ted's "insiders"!
I see Chica/jack/;eff has been babbling about all the things he supposedly sent to Ted and what did or did not do with it. You really thin anyone other than babblers would believe such crap.
No way in hell Ted would have tried to out them from any anonymous tip. Ted clearly knew the person who gave them that tip, and
I am sure the E attorneys would not allow that to run either if Ted was not one hundred percent sure.
If Reeke PR has been trying to take a more low key approach it's failing. The only pics that have been really picked up about them have been the staged ones and Jake jogging for a scene in the movie. How is it that in the past Reeke NYC trips, we got 92 pics of them walking out of 1 store and their last time here and this time they spent an entire day walking around downtown and not a single pap pic. There are plenty of paps in downtown NYC and if the paps truly were interested in Reeke, they would go to Brooklyn also. After all it's not a secret what neighborhood Maggie lives in. Reeke is parading around the Village practically begging to have thei pic taken and nobody is. Could it be any more obvious that they arrange photo ops and pap interest?
So much for Ted's "insiders"!
Yeah, right, we will believe trolls who would do anything to discredit Ted. LMAO
New troll Babbler strategy: state that they sent Jake+Austin/Reeke info (that was false) to Ted and that's what he uses for his gossip. Voila! Proof that Ted (1) has no actual in-the-field personal sources of his own, (2) that he changes "facts" to fit his agenda, (3) the Jake + Austin handholding sighting, which Ted wrote about with E!'s legal department approval to fully disclose their names, is fiction, and (4) Reeke is real and Jake is straight.
Good try Babbler, but no cigar.
Dopplenger-look alike, there is the loophole that they hid behind like they hide behinf BI's. Ted is not 100% sure on anything he runs and neither are the rest of the gosip columnists, thats' why they increasing use law-proof blind items and their "gossip" is nothing more than re-heated gossip gleamed from the very source they mock" Mainstream rags like People, US and NE.
I'm not anon. to Ted, Ihave been sending him crap for years and he never asked for a second or third source. Never met him but he knows my name and where I send my e-mails from.
LOTR fans used to send him sgit all the time and the SN crew are doing the same and you know he ain't checking. The Twilight shit writes it's self, noneed for fans to send him anything, there so much shit about that fandom, no wok needed on that.
E lawyers know about Ted and his shit and they know that he covers his ass and his by saying dopplanger was changed from looked like, that covers their asses at the time because he never said it was him just it was either him, if not his dopplanger, and i said looked like holding hands and he said digital dance which we know what he meant but again written to cover his ass.
That way he can post crap from people like me, not check and write it in a way that covers their asses. You don't actually think he runs shit by their alleged legal dept?? No need to, he has been doing this for years.
100% sure my ass!!!
How is it that in the past Reeke NYC trips, we got 92 pics of them walking out of 1 store and their last time here and this time they spent an entire day walking around downtown and not a single pap pic.
LoL, really. It all points to the obvious: those paps in the past were hired to be there. Money talks, and paps show up when they're called.
Dopplenger-look alike, there is the loophole
9:37, Austin or not, where's the loophole that lets Jake off the hook about playing digital dance with a guy?!!
"No need to, he has been doing this for years."
And just now, what like 5 years later, you decided to spill it on a WFT blog LOL.
Troll-babbler, why are you wasting your talents here? You need to get into politics, lobbying or tobacco sales.
You don't actually think he runs shit by their alleged legal dept??
That's right, E! lets Ted have free rein and say whatever he wants because they're a small company and they have nothing to lose.
I wonder what Ted thought about that tinkerbell cake and the Matt photo?? Did he run that through E legal???
Ever wonder why Ted never just said that his contact saw Jake and Austin in Ny and they were holding hands? Why the dopplanger/digital dance crap? If he was 100% sure he would have just stated it just like TMZ posted about them in the trailer, they were sure so they posted, no dancing around it using legalize to cover their asses.
BTW< your favorite columnist, Lainey stated on her site one time that Vince Vaughn was gay, period. it was around 2007 and I don't know why it came up but she just stated it. Now there are rumors but i think she is the only blogger that came out and said it. Sure, she isn't well known but enough people read her that you would think she would ve afraid of some lawsuit but she wasn't. True she isn't working for a co.like E like Ted but she is taking a risk.
The bottom line is that if stars like A. Jolie isn't suing E/Ted for pretty much calling her a junkie: both in BI and pretty much claiming it in the open aren't suing, then they ain't worrying about Jake's people suing.
The rags have claimed on one occasion that the President had sex with some toothless crackhead (male) before and after the election. They have no fear of being sued.
Cracks me up that people like 9:37 are the ones who love Reese. It figures.
And the more we laugh and totally rip this babbler's logic* apart, the longer and more rambling and angry and misspelled their comments get.
*babbler's logic (definition): oxymoron, makes no sense, does not compute.
babbler's logic (example): a tuna milkshake
E legal doen't give a fuck about Ted and his "sources", they know it's BS and they know most of the A-list stars ignore him like most of the other gossip columnists, I don't even think they give a fuck about Perez anymore either, it just gives them more attention.
Ted has been doing it more than 5 years and i'm obviously not just talking about TT, going back to around 2001 when LOTR hit the fan.
He was outed on the DL when LOTR gossipped about there 24/7, he fessed up on lurking there that's when "fans" started sending him shit.
BTW, I and others posted about this elsewhere before including ONTD when 2 of his interns were busted there back in 2005.
Someone posted about it on the first WFT, Dany got pissed and deleted!
Gossip columinists don't have any credibility due to the nature of their "work", so there is noting to discredit.
You must have already realized this when you see his "letters" and his "responses" and the tone of his TT columns or Jake posts that they echo the same sentiments posted here and OMG. Coincidence???
Tinkerbell bithday cake, YUM!!
Is that thing STILL talking?!
Uh oh Austin has competition
Re no paps this weekend in NYC: 2 possibilities come to mind. #1 Reeke was there but paps weren't called and hired. #2 Reeke was not there and the Tweets were made up.
#2 Reeke was not there and the Tweets were made up: it's interesting that many of the Tweets were from businesses hawking their stores and from waiters at anon restaurants.
Reeke was there , paps don't give a shit. They sure the hell ain't going to Williamsburgh for them.
PS: Remember asll those tweets from Brooklyn a few weeks back and some went into a tizzy saying they were fake and no way she was there.well about a week later a blogger took a pic of them at that flea market from behind, Jake, Reese, Peter, Maggie and Mom.
Most of the tweets then were from vendors hawking their places.
No more tweets, they must of went to beddy-bye, past thei bedtime!
PS: If they wanted to do fake tweets they would have them in Philly or Pittsburgh, not Little Italy and Williamsburgh, whats the point? To add Maggie and Peter? Who cares, the rags sure don't start with the all tweets are fake nonsense again, you're on the wrong blog.
There have been no pap pics of thm in Ny the last dew times, why should this time be any different.
Jeeze, someone let their venom out.
Something OT for Atticus: Hang Twenty
There are 2 things about this Reeke NYC weekend which are very odd. First is the Avon Walk. Avon has been advertising this walk for over 6 months with print and TV ads, in fact Reese narrates one of the TV ads. So how come Reese, Miss Avon Spokewoman of the Year, was in the same area as the much promoted walk, but didn't go to it? Wouldn't Avon want their famous spokeswoman to be there? and Second, Reese has been away from her kids for at least 3 weeks. Doesn't she miss them at all? Monday, 10/12 is a legal holiday so school is closed. At most her kids have a 3 day weekend. If Reese couldn't take a few days off to fly to LA to see her kids, why didn't she have them fly down to see her and let them miss a day of school? If I was away from my kids for 3 weeks, I would move heaven and earth to spend time with them. How could the "wonderful mother" Reese spend another weekend with Jake instead of seeing her kids? How will her PR handle these 2 strange happenings?
"Something OT for Atticus: Hang Twenty"
The dog who gets picked up like a suitcase, LOL
Bobby Gorgeous
Like we are really going to believe Ted is going to rely on some nameless, anonymous twit. What a joke. Ted must have some new dirt he is about to divulge. Why else would someone be trying to discredit him. Of course they only discredit themselves by their ludicrous claims.
Ay, all this trolly trashing Ted crap gave me a headache before I was halfway through! I need another tea.
Uh oh Austin has competition
Pfft!
Something OT for Atticus: Hang Twenty
I watched the vid like 5 times. Hilarious!
I liked the dog that turned around on the surfboard That was cool.
Not fair, I have to wait 7 hours to watch it :)
Gossip columinists don't have any credibility due to the nature of their "work", so there is noting to discredit.
So why are you obsessed with Ted's gossip, his sources and E! legal department?
I never believed Jake walked holding hands with Austin in the Village a few days before the bearding started, yeah right. Obviously Ted had no idea about Reeke since he was under the impression Jake was about to come out when he wrote that. Interesting he seems to know many intimate things about Jake but he was oblivious to a big deal like him starting to beard with Hitler, then again considering where he apparently gets his info from, no wonder.
Ted’s lack of credibility doesn’t affect me because my reasons for believing Jake is gay aren’t his BI’s. I wasn’t sure before the bearding with the Chin started but now I am, there’s no way a young hot guy like Jake would be in a "relationship" like that with a woman unless he’s gay but wants straight image.
Obviously Ted had no idea about Reeke since he was under the impression Jake was about to come out when he wrote that.
Huh? You forgot about Ted's Reeke posts long before Jake and Austin in the Village?
Can you refresh my memory then, which posts were that?
August 14, 2007
Dear Ted:
When are you going to start reporting about Reese and Jake's reconciliation? You can't say there is no photographic evidence anymore. It's time to join the Reese & Jake party—we want to know what's going on there!
Jeff
Los Angeles
Dear Het Bet:
Lemme guess. You also want more gab on Rachel Bilson ’n’ Hayden Christensen, too, right?
August 28, 2007
Dear Ted:
It sure is beginning to look like Jake and Reese are really in love. Why would Reese go all the away across the country to be on the same island as Jakey? Is it time we admit these two are a couple?
Tom
Mount Laurel, New Jersey
Dear Hook, Line and Sinker:
Uh, did you forget the movie they worked on together is being released in early October? On-set couplings are prolly just what the publicists ordered for some buzz and box-office mojo.
Dear Ted:
Are Reese and Jake playing you? You report a close Reese source tells you she and Ryan may be getting back together, and the next day there is a report she is in Martha's Vineyard with Jake! What's the real deal?
Lynn
Morgantown, West Virginia
Dear Reese's Pieces:
"Deal" being the key word.
October 18, 2007
Dubious Duos?
We check out the arm candy of Natalie Portman, Carrie Underwood and Jake Gyllenhaal and wonder why Kate Hudson donned high fashion for a football game!
Bumps in the Day
Jake Gyllenhaal sure as hell lives to get the gossies in gonzo overdrive. Why, just this week, right after J.G. did Letterman, all shy 'n’ stuff, he pulls the same don’t-look-at me routine down in the Village—almost.
Desk Stealth just followed J.G. and his gorgeous amigo, a dead ringer for Austin Nichols (would just go ahead and say it was A.N. here, but, like, maybe Jakey’s pullin’ a Natalie Portman, choosing to hang with an Austin doppelgänger just to throw us snit-snoops off the mark?) for several blocks. Too fun for the ab-perf tum! D.S. embarked on an intrepid block-by-block Jake-athon, stealing close behind just for us, too kind.
“They could have walked to the ferry, and I still would have followed them,” admits our pavement detective, so refreshingly honest (see, always loved those NY types, this is only one reason why). “All the while, they kept walking close to each other, like they were purposely trying to bump into each other, ya know what I mean?”
We do, you baddie bro, we do! So, do continue:
“At one point they had their heads briefly touching each other,” D.S. practically breathlessly relayed. “A short time after that came the friend's arm around Jake and the whisper to the ear. Then, the whole block before they got to West 12th Street," said the onlooker, J.G. & A.N. did a little digital dance. "Oh so cute!”
Deliciously so! But wait. We simply have to get ahold of ourselves here. See, before you nasty naughties out there start cackling, like, totally inappropriate things here, can’t two guys show affection for each other (just like women do) without people going to all sorts of kooky conclusions? Not to mention their publicists' speed dials…
I mean, John Travolta does it all the time! What’s the biggie?
Denim Addendum: “Both had on blue jeans wrapped around perfect butts,” added our boyish spy, above, for the really important deets. Jake’s dude-pal/whatever “probably had the better butt,” sassed our unsubtle source. “It was slightly rounder, and his jeans fit a bit more snuggly.”
Sorry, Jakey, I know how it feels. I’m still smarting from the time Defamer blabbed I have no behind. So not true! I took a pic and showed the hateful folks how wrong they were, will you please now do the same for us?
We’re waiting...high-quality pics preferred!
Can you refresh my memory then, which posts were that?
^^^ Those are just a few early Reeke posts, more here.
Jake’s dude-pal/whatever “probably had the better butt”
I forgot about that insult!
Well the paps were out in NYC this weekend getting pics of relevant stars like Chris Pine and Matt Damon. If we didn't get a Reeke overload weekend, all celebraties can breath a sigh of relief for another week. I remember the time when there were daily posts of Jake walking when he was in NYC, but I guess those days have disappeared forever.
Well the paps were out in NYC this weekend getting pics of relevant stars like Chris Pine and Matt Damon.
Who are those guys? Are they hot?
Page Six
Just asking
Which closeted George W. Bush appointee and political strategist was at an all-gay birthday party at Union Square the other night?
I’m still smarting from the time Defamer blabbed I have no behind. So not true! I took a pic and showed the hateful folks how wrong they were, will you please now do the same for us?
LOL, gays and their butts!
How could the "wonderful mother" Reese spend another weekend with Jake instead of seeing her kids? How will her PR handle these 2 strange happenings?
PR already handled that!
According to our posters and Philly.com: last weekend Ryan wasn't in LA, so poor Reese had nanny and kids with her in Philly.
Dannii Minogue was judging X Factor when this guy Danyl Johnson sang "And I'm Telling You" from Dreamgirls. Danni insinuated that he was gay by telling him he didn't need to change the gender references in the song. Simon Cowell was pissed about that. [Daily Mail]
There are new Ryan, Abbie and kids pics on ONTD.
Oh no, this will give Reese some new photo ops ideas! lol
7:07,7:09,7:24 AM Thanks. When I said Ted had no idea about Reeke, I meant about Reeke as heavy bearding waiting to happen, like post Rome not the are they/aren’t they bs which wouldn’t have been bearding had it stopped there, just some light PR for both of them. I knew about Ted addressing the Reeke rumors in his dear Ted letters but he never wrote TT was about to beard before it happened (a very big event in the life of Toothy). I was really surprised Ted didn’t get wind of it and make a BI about it before the Rome crapfest since the whole thing had been carefully planned all of 2007 with the PR planted sightings and such.
Nobody thought it was more than just publicity for the movie until Rome. And imo, Rome was a direct reaction to the digital dancing post. Not that we wouldn't have eventually gotten full-on Reeking, just think they might have delayed it a bit with that push from Ted. Which is why I also think that story is true.
And imo, Rome was a direct reaction to the digital dancing post.
Rome photo shoot happened two days later - they wanted to spoil our fun! lol
Rome was long planned beforehand and it had nothing to with the digital dancing post, a post that made it on very few sites other than WFT and OMG and made no waves. Rome was the perfect opportunity for Reeke to make its debut, that's all. Rendition was in theaters and the Chin’s divorce was over with, besides what better place for 1000 pics than Rome? It makes no sense that they wanted to wait.
I was thinking about Jake's and Austin's relationship and came to the conclusion that it reminds me of River's and Keanu's relationship in MOPI. I think Austin is gay, maybe bi. Jake, I think, is someone who enjoyed experimenting (or is bisexual even). Jake... young, good looking, from a wealthy house (like Scott aka Keanu). He experimented until he had fun with it, but ultimately ended up with a woman, leaving Mike aka Austin in the dust. Only question is, did they remain at least friends?
J/R - I think Jake's and Reese's relationship is real, but I agree with people who say that they use it for promotional purposes when it suits them. Less now though, since Jake's not a fan of overexposure and Reese has to go along in order to keep him. I think she's damn scared to lose him after her babydaddy dumped her a few years ago.
The Jake/Heath thing is wishful thinking... that I read sometimes on DL. I think they became very close on set and formed a strong emotional bond. Jake seemed to admire Heath a great deal and I wouldn't rule out attraction on both sides. I'm not saying Heath didn't experiment with the same sex as well, but I doubt they had an affair. I think they didn't remain as close friends after shooting their film and promoting it. I'm one of the people who found Jake's reaction and non reaction questionable after Heath passed away and some photo ops with Reese quite inappropriate.
Since I believe Jake and Reese are one the egoistical side of life, they probably didn't consider that their behaviour may come off as insensitive.
That said, I don't think J/R will marry or have a kid together. Jake will do that with soemone else.
Just sharing my two cents. I don't claim it's the truth, just my personal opinion and observations.
I was really surprised Ted didn’t get wind of it and make a BI about it before the Rome crapfest since the whole thing had been carefully planned all of 2007 with the PR planted sightings and such.
Yes, carefully planned and top secret - I don't see how anyone could get info about the showmance script.
J/R - I think Jake's and Reese's relationship is real, but I agree with people who say that they use it for promotional purposes when it suits them.
There is nothing real about this fauxmance - from Reese's PR team starting dating rumors two weeks after Witherspoon announced her divorce to pathetic Reeke attempt to look like a couple during Rome 2007 paparazzi photo shoot.
Jake is as gay as a screaming queen. All you have to do is look at him with Reese to see that. Zero chemistry, tongue hanging out for various boys, singing musical tunes as a young boy....
Now Austin I could see being bi and really dating Sophia. They at least have sexual chemistry, and Austin was in a real relationship with a woman for 6 or 7 years. Plus if Jake really is the big power bottom we think he is, that makes Austin the top, and more likely to be bisexual than Jake, from things I've read about how men identify themselves.
The Chin won't be happy, she's number 5 on Extra's list of most infamous breakups, right behind Jennifer and Brad. Britney and K-Fed are No. 1.
Infamous Breakups
The Chin should be very happy. Her team arranged a fake boyfriend so no one discussed Ryan dumping her.
Jake... young, good looking, from a wealthy house (like Scott aka Keanu). He experimented until he had fun with it, but ultimately ended up with a woman
Duh! Closeted gay actros can beard only with women!
I know average gossip reader doesn't care about Reeke, but I can't believe there are Jake fans who think Reeke is real.
Reeke fans would rather believe Jake is with a phoney fame-whoring bitch than believe that he is lying to his fans. Plus all those delusional fangirls think that if he is straight, then when he breaks up that bitch they'll be able to snag him for themself.
Some of them don't follow gossip and have no idea what is Hollywood PR.
Few weeks ago someone asked Ted what's bearding - no comment.
I eat my own excrement and drink my own piss.
^^^ Yes babbler, we know.
Babbler should follow John Meyer, not Reeke.
Why John Meyer?
Just got done shooting our scene with Reese! Sooo much fun!
24 minutes ago
Goodmorning Twitters! Dressed and ready to go to the set...Hello Hollywood
about 6 hours ago
I'm very excited for tomorrow to see how a movie set operates and all the behind the scenes stuff :)
about 14 hours ago
http://twitter.com/tarynemowatt
Q: I recently found out that ****** ******* actually starred an out gay man portraying the straight, married patriarch of the family. Other than Neil Patrick Harris, are there any other examples of out gay men that star (or starred) in major roles, on major TV shows as heterosexual characters? Doesn’t this prove it’s not a liability to be out? -- Maharajah, West Palm Beach, Florida
A: Actually, no. As far as I can tell, the actor you mention was not only not out at the time the show aired back in the 1990s, he’s still not publicly out. And while there is a loooooong list of actors I could name who are supposedly gay and are currently starring in TV shows (or have starred in TV shows), none of them are publicly out either.
This is important. Even if “everyone knows” they’re gay, everyone doesn’t really know they’re gay. Middle America, protected by a mainstream press that often seems determined to preserve the illusion of universal heterosexuality at all costs, knows very little about who is and isn’t gay unless the actor in question makes a point of it.
AfterElton.com and the rest of the gay media (and LGBT-supportive mainstream outlets like People) ask the questions and provide opportunities for actors to be out, but there’s only so much we can do.
Anyway, trust me on this: most of Middle America still doesn’t even know that Jodie Foster is a lesbian.
The handful of gay actors that has starred in US TV shows while actually being out includes Modern Family’s Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Brothers & Sisters’ Luke Macfarlane, Nathan Lane, who’s had a couple of failed shows since coming out, and Christopher Sieber and John Benjamin Hickey, who came out at the time of 2003’s It’s All Relative.
Chad Allen (Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman), Richard Chamberlain (Dr. Kildare), Rock Hudson (McMillan & Wife), Wesley Eure (Land of the Lost), Robert Reed (The Brady Bunch), Dick Sargent (Bewitched), Danny Pintauro (Who’s the Boss) all came out after the shows left the air – often long after.
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Reese didn't arrange paparazzi yesterday because movie promotion photo op was planned for today:
Gossip Girls
When the world ends in 2012, Adam Lambert will be singing the swan song. That's because the screaming singer's "Time for Miracles" was selected as the doomsday flick's theme track.
Any surprise that 2012 is written, directed, and produced by Hollywood A-gay and ultimate pool partier Roland Emmerich?
Queerty + video
No more that 50, 000 people were at that march yesterday, not the 100,00 -200,000 quoted. No need to lie about the numbers, it doesn't help the cause. I watched it on C-SPAN and no way that was more than 50,000 based on other marches there in the past.
And now Lady Gaga is speaking on behalf? Sad.
And now Lady Gaga is speaking on behalf? Sad.
A celebrity supporting gays is sad?!
The only celebrity. What's sad is that I don't think anyone can name any other speaker at the rally other than Julien Bond. She is getting more mention than him which is sad.
HEC is a fucking joke and the organizers need to stop lying about the turnout, it will blow upin their faces.
Cynthia Nixon was speaking too.
The person posting at 1:07 posted the same thing on OMG at 12:20 under the name "wft2"--i.e., a good 30 minutes before running back over here because he or she forgot to post here first.
What follows is what I also posted on OMG in response.
WFT2, you're making no sense. First of all, you posted here at 12:20, then the actual post you've referenced didn't go up over there until 1:07. There was no discussion here or at wft2 about the size of the march, so I don't know who here or at wft2 you're calling liars.
I would agree there were probably at most 50,000 at the rally--which is about ten times the size of the teabagger event that caused such a media frenzy.
Finally, there were probably around 50 speakers at the rally, but according to you, Lady Gaga was the only person their speaking on behalf of gay rights.
It could have been 1000 people and it would still matter. And since when does anyone with a sense of decency and justice measure civil rights by the number of people who show up for an event. That is really fucked up.
And you know what? Lady Gaga is ten times the man Jake will ever be.
their=there
She is getting more mention than him which is sad.
And if Brad Pitt was there, he would get more mention than Lady Gaga.
She made the effort and should be praised for that.
Of course Reese had to have "she's working so hard and that's why Ryan has the kids" to combat the pictures with Abbie. Of course we know she's not working hard, just busy reeking in NYC.
1:07 is a Log Cabin freeper who thinks all gay men should stay in the closet like him for the sake of earning a few bucks and thinks lower taxes for the wealthy are more important than human rights.
*cough*
Most of the posters here are women, mostly straight. The few men that post here discovered this place via DC forum, I recognize the self-loathing, log cabin racist, sexist, anti-semitic crap that made me and others stop posting on DC. They tried to hide their hatred in the open but once you got to know them vis e-mail, scary shit.
I think men like that are threatened by openly gay men, especially the ones who are successful. I think it calls into question their own decisions to live an unhappy, closeted life, and they're just bitter old queens. They're jealous of the courage, pride and freedom of the younger generations.
I think there is a lot of that attitude too among the gay powers that be in HW.
You're breaking my heart Jake.
You could have been a contender.
I know people seem to think it's not a big deal when gay actors play gay characters, and that somehow that doesn't "count". But when you think about it, there was a time when white actors put on blackface, and played the asian parts in movies too. So when black and asian actors started playing themselves , albeit in often stereotypical roles, it was still a first step. Now we're starting to see the second step, I think, with NPH.
Abbie, Ryan and kids + Reese mention.
JJ
Of course Reese had to have "she's working so hard and that's why Ryan has the kids" to combat the pictures with Abbie. Of course we know she's not working hard, just busy reeking in NYC.
Agreed. She's making A+R look bad. LOL. I love to hate this bitch. ;)
(((2:37 PM)))
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about 1 hour ago
2006, April 21 - Jake and Stephen In The Meat Packing District Of NYC
Jake filming in Pittsburgh.
^^^^ Jake and his skateboard :)
Jake on the skateboard filming in Pittsburgh? Wow!
Jake filming in Pittsburgh.
LOL love the guy in the grey hoodie with his arms spread out!
Jake filming in Pittsburgh.
First picture - why is Jake pointing at his penis?
Because I'm beautiful!
2006, April 21 - Jake and Stephen In The Meat Packing District Of NYC
The good old days.
Poor Jake! Thinking with two heads must be confusing! lol
He loves riding wood!
Ouch!
Not THAT kind of wood!
I let him get on top of me, ride my wood and lemme tell you, I took him places he'd never been to before. And after all the crap we've gone thru together, what does he do? He shoves me in the back of the closet. :(
Sophia Bush & "Boyfriend" Austin Nichols Step Out
Looks like life is imitating art for One Tree Hill costars Sophia Bush and Austin Nichols! The onscreen couple looked like a real-life twosome as they stepped out at the Hollywood Style Awards last night. Sophia, who was presenting an award to Max Azria, hit the carpet solo, but she stayed close to Austin inside and was overheard mentioning her "boyfriend" to partygoers. Austin, who wasn't presenting or receiving an award, played it coy when asked about his status as her plus-one...
"To be honest, I'm here to drink the free tequila and come to the Hammer Museum because I'm an art lover," he explained of why he happened to be at the event. "I'm just here to enjoy the party!"
When asked specifically if he was Sophia's date for the night (which he was so obviously was), he wouldn't confirm or deny the hookup. "I'm not gonna say anything except that...I'm here to drink. We were talking before, we have a bunch of friends together, we work together," he said.
On a purely platonic level, Austin was also seen talking to Zachary Quinto, who was on hand to present an award to Hayden Panettiere. Apparently the Star Trek actor thought he was above waiting. He asked a group of girls if they were in line at the bar, then proceeded to cut in front of them.
Hayden also had her own diva moment on stage when he incorrectly referred to her as a "teenager." "I'm 20, not 19," the Heroes actress corrected her costar when accepting her award.
Other awkward moments at the event? Pam Anderson presenting an award to famed photog and friend David LaChapelle. "Where are we?" she said when she first took the stage, before rambling on for a few minutes. During David's speech, she struck random fidgety poses and fussed with her hair as he spoke. Other better-behaved fashionistas at the fete included Selena Gomez, Katie Cassidy and Kim Kardashian.
E! Party Girl
Of course Jake was with his beard in NYC during the equality march. They've got him muzzled, monitored, transient, professionally insecure and emotionally dependent. I'm sure that there's a whole chapter in the DSM for Jake's state of mind right now.
This bearding is like the medicinal drip they attached to Michael Jackson before he died.
I let him get on top of me, ride my wood and lemme tell you, I took him places he'd never been to before. And after all the crap we've gone thru together, what does he do? He shoves me in the back of the closet. :(
Story of my life!
Uh, Austin... if I were you I wouldn't keep emphasizing drinking and alcohol.
Fuck!
Oh my god.. if he isn't talking about Jake, Robert Buckley or Tinkerbell, he talks about partying and getting drunk. Fuck!
Hey Austin. Your manager's looking for you.
On a purely platonic level, Austin was also seen talking to Zachary Quinto
I'm glad they reported that talk was just platonic! lol
Me too!
Fuck!
Hey Austin. Your manager's looking for you.
Bad 4:37 PM! :)
On a purely platonic level, Austin was also seen talking to Zachary Quinto
Huh? How do you talk to someone on a physical level?
How do you talk to someone on a physical level?
With your tongue in their mouth. Duh!
P.S. You talk with your mouth full and you take care not to get caught if you talk in a public place!
Is Austin Lighting Sophia's Bush?
Even though we here at the A.T. may not understand the appeal of One Tree Hill, we found out that many of you are still eager to read about what this naughty cast is really up to when the cameras stop rolling.
Chad Michael Murray's unfortunate ex, Sophia Bush, showed up to the Sixth Annual Hollywood Style Awards last night with her other more-than-costar, Austin Nichols.
Uh, so is this now almost-official couple the hot new thing in Hollywood?
Hardly! The two are more on the Gyllenspoon track, if anything. I mean, should we get their new moniker ready? Bushnic?
Back to the do:
Sophia looked gorge in a sexy, black lace Max Azria dress and walked the carpet solo, dodging personal questions. However, once she got inside, she was quick to meet up with her "good friend" and costar Nichols, who just happened to be moonlighting as her date, we guess.
The two were not PDA-ish at all, but they were clearly there together. They chatted closely for a while before heading into the theater to watch the show, their goonish guard reps in tow everywhere they went, natch. Hands off the merchandise in every regard. Hello, isn't four a crowd?
Puppy-like Nichols followed Sophia around for most of the night, but when it was time to exit out the front, Sophia made a beeline for the door alone. A-L-O-N-E. Yeah, that makes a lotta sense: your first big outing as a brand-new couple, no coziness whatsoever, and separate exits. Sounds like a real burning love affair with those two already. They make Robsten look like friggin' Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart or somethin'.
Even though Bush referred to Nichols as her boyfriend to friends, Austin played coy when our own Party Girl asked him if they were dating.
"I'm not gonna say anything except that...I'm here to drink. We were talking before. We have a bunch of friends together—we work together," Austin said.
Looks like Nichols has taken a romance tip straight from BFF Jake Gyllenhaal's playbook: boring in public and saving the supposed spicy stuff for behind closed doors.
What, are you two studs too embarrassed to get frisky for all to see? Screw the proper Hollywood dating etiquette and do dumb, young-love stuff next time you're out with your significant other.
Sophia and Austin, we will be very disappointed if this coy stuff turns into coffee dates. Seriously, what's next, doubling up with Jake and Reese at Starbucks? Yeah, we're so sure that's about to happen.
Awful Truth
What, are you two studs too embarrassed to get frisky for all to see? Screw the proper Hollywood dating etiquette and do dumb, young-love stuff next time you're out with your significant other.
LOL Ted's talking to Jake and Austin as the SO's, isn't he.
I think so ;)
April 12, 2007
There are a lot of people who think Jake Gyllenhaal is gay. Those people are right:
Sure, he was just linked with Reese Witherspoon, but that hasn't stopped speculation about Jake Gyllenhaal and his good buddy Austin Nichols. The "Brokeback Mountain" star last week visited the set of Nichols' HBO series, "John From Cincinnati," according to TMZ.com, which says that the two guys spent most of the day in Nichols' trailer. The site also says they had a quiet dinner at Jar in L.A., escaping paparazzi through the back door."
I can't tell if the New York Daily News was being sarcastic when they used the words "buddy" and "back door" in this article, but the banner pictures are pretty much all you need to know. I wonder if Austin Nichols even made it out of the parking lot before Jake had his boxers in his teeth.
Jake Gyllenhaal is in Love
No more parking lots!
Why does my client insist on seeing only houses that have enclosed 3-story garages with ramps?
Kinky! lol
I wonder if Austin Nichols even made it out of the parking lot before Jake had his boxers in his teeth.
I didn't.
After doing freelance work painting nasty signs directions and spaces in that actor's garage I can't spell worth shit anymore. Fuck!
LMAO!
Tell me about it.
Every little bit helps.
Thanks Arnie!
Yaw velcomme!
LOL
volcom_star: OMG....i just changed my background to donnie darko and jake gyllenhaal's twitter acct was suspended for strange activity.??? bizarro
about 3 hours ago
Puppy-like Nichols followed Sophia around for most of the night, but when it was time to exit out the front, Sophia made a beeline for the door alone. A-L-O-N-E. Yeah, that makes a lotta sense: your first big outing as a brand-new couple, no coziness whatsoever, and separate exits. Sounds like a real burning love affair with those two already.
Awww, 5 o'clock beard, how sweet! lol
Jake filming in Pittsburgh. First picture - why is Jake pointing at his penis?
That's Jake's "want to see my penis?" sign.
harraton: Jake Gyllenhaal is having sushi here. Go Pittsburgh!
7 minutes ago
harraton: He almost got kicked out for line jumping.
5 minutes ago
NSFW - It's A HOT Man Post, including his uncut peen
*faints with a platter of sushi in his hand"
If you look at the pics JJ has of Abbie, Ryand and kids, there is a shot of Abbie looking at Ryan where she has such a look of intimacy on her face that there is no doubt they are having sex. After 5 million Reeke photo ops, the "very much in love" Reese and Jake have never even gotten 1% close to copying. That says more to me about how Reeke is a non-couple than anything else.
Holding hands makes us look like we fuck 24/7!
Hey Jake look at me look at me over here look over here you big gurly man I'm in grey and I is gay.. c'mere babe and lemme goose ya
You know what freaks me out? The mouth/mustache/beard thing on the Jake POP Lego toy. Weird.
IA, weird mouth/mustache/beard (ewww). And why POP Lego toy has black eyes?
pompom0205: just got back from the screening of "crazy heart" starring jeff bridges, colin farrell, robert duvall, maggie gyllenhaal
about 3 hours ago
Hey Jake look at me look at me over here look over here you big gurly man I'm in grey and I is gay.. c'mere babe and lemme goose ya
*Yes, please!*
renato_q: Lee Pace is like a lesser known, better looking Jake Gyllenhaal. #thisistotallyNOTgay
about 5 hours ago
LOL the "handjob hands" on the Jake POP Lego.
"Lee Pace"
Not bad! Looks good, loves dogs and easier to spell.
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