September 4, 2008
Dear Ted:
Is Baby Tile human or animal?
—C.L. in Pa.
Dear Little of Both:
As human as something can be in this town.
Dear Ted:
I just had an epiphany...is Toothy Tile Liev Schreiber? Baby on the way, same age as Affleck. Come on, it's killing me not to know.
—Gillian
Dear Too Close for Toothy's Comfort:
Not exactly. Actually, not at all. But L and the real Tooth do have so much in common, true.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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September 5, 2008
One Boyishly Bothered Blind Vice
Isn't it interesting Lloyd Boy-Toyed is undertaking his latest media campaign to fight off rumors about everything under the tabloid sun—every topic save the one he wants to get out: that he sometimes likes young dudes in bed. Not Michael Jackson-style, mind you, but he sometimes likes 'em young. And to keep quiet. And you know what that means, doncha girlfriends? Occasionally Mr. Boy-Toyed's gotta give 'em the green. What a cold, hard, cashed-out town this can be, huh?
Let's see, Lloyd's busy mouthing off about his nasty battles with most everybody in the Biz, not to mention his more cherished (and known) companions and relatives. He appears to be a total crank-a-thon, really, but don't believe it for a sec. Oh, some of it's real, that's fer sure, but it's mostly for show, I assure you.
I have firsthand knowledge of Lloyd's more cunning agendas—not to mention the ones he prefers to get underway under the covers. Don't ask me how. I can't tell! I'm a married man now! I would never embark on something as nasty as tattling 'tween the sheets when I've got a superhoney at home. Quite the opposite of how Lloyd goes about things, trust.
Really, though, as sloppy as Lloyd's getting in the attempting-to-score department, he's gonna be out long before our beloved Toothy Tile, I assure you. Oh, and Lloyd-baby, I don't care, really. But, your blind-as-merde fans sure will. I say screw it, already! (Like you have so many guys.)
And It Ain't: Matthew Perry, David Duchovny, Kanye West
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 569 of 569No, Gemma Arterton is a beautiful brunette. Gemma Ward is a beautiful blonde. The brunette Gemma is prettier. There aren't that many brunette actresses in Hollywood.
Ups! I said the H word! sorry!
It's OK.
Sorry 4:47 PM.
Daniel Craig is cool and likeable but that face ...
Daniel Craig is cool and likeable but that face ...
IA. He's not very attractive. The best looking Bond was Pierce Brosnan, even better looking than Sean Connery.
Again Jake and James Franco. I think they are destined to be together. ;)
Is He On The Meal Plan?: Not since Jake Gyllenhaal was chased down the halls of the Butler Library by a mob of screaming frosh students screaming, "It's that kid from October Skyyyyyy!!!" has the Columbia campus been so gripped by an outbreak of Bookish Matinee Idol Fever:"'[James Franco] was studying in the school's Butler Cafe the other night when a crowd gathered, "particularly the type of ridiculous, squealing freshman girl . . . all harassing the poor guy,' writes student Vesal Yazdi in the Columbia Spectator. '[They] were shameless enough to literally go right up to him...Do a bit of subtle ogling, but don't stand around the entrance like a pack of starving vultures."
Jake/James
What!?! LOL
That must be Karma!
Jake/James - Defamer reader's comment:
"Please don't be gay. Can we please have this one? Please?"
"Please don't be gay. Can we please have this one? Please?"
Since Ted said 1:10 actors are straight in Hollywood the chances are slim. ;)
Sonnenfeld Wants Timberlake To Get Moist
You'd think after Be Cool tanked so spectacularly, that writer/director Barry Sonnenfeld might regroup and consider doing something different. You'd be wrong of course. In a bizarre case of jumping back on the horse and the bandwagon at the same time, Sonnenfeld has said he is actively pursuing an adaptation of Mark Haskell Smith's quirky mobster comedy novel Moist. Again.
MTV spoke to Sonnenfeld, who has said he is trying to reinvigorate interest in the project after a failed attempt in 2005. At that time he was courting pop-star and wannabe actor Justin Timberlake for the lead role as a morgue attendant who becomes a mafia kingpin while trying to track down the real life inspiration for an erotic tattoo. While Sonnenfeld makes it clear that Timberlake had nothing to do with the original financing falling though (more likely to be a combination of Timberlake's critical drubbing in debut Edison Force mixed with Sonnenfeld's own critical assassination over Be Cool), he admits he never really lost interest in pursuing the project.
Being totally up front about exactly why he is choosing this moment to bring the project back, he admits, “Tonally, it’s like Pineapple Express.’”
Whatever his true motives, Sonnenfeld says he has several names in mind for the lead, including Jake Gyllenhaal, Ashton Kutcher, and Justin Long. But he also admits that he is not ruling out re-approaching Timberlake, who has amassed a slightly more passable acting resume since the last time this project was active. Well, until he decided to appear in The Love Guru of course.
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Sonnenfeld-Wants-Timberlake-To-Get-Moist-10137.html
No, I didn't see such posts - there's no post with a reasonable explanation why we shouldn't discuss Heath.
Hey, you or anyone can post whatever you want, Just let it be known that there are some here who are aware of the thin veil that covers the "Heath was awesome and a much better actor than Jake and Jake is disgusting and full of shit" type post that spring up here every so often. Sounds like Jake frustration at it's best.
And what's with this babblers (BS), if someone does not agree with the ridicule and disdain of what Jake is precieved as doing.
Everyone knows he's hiding something. So what! Give the guy a break and either stick around or move on.
Jake is disgusting and full of shit
I don't remember anyone saying Jake was disgusting and full of shit, honestly.
Though I'd agree that some posters seem to have forgotten this is a Jake G. fansite.
Tell us how WFT2 could be more Jake G. fansite / fanblog than it already is.
I think some posters are bothered that other actors, particularly one other actor, are constantly praised and the man who this site is dedicated to not, lately he's even more criticized than praised. He's maybe/probably hiding something, but so what? Doesn't make him the devil.
And what's with this babblers (BS), if someone does not agree with the ridicule and disdain of what Jake is precieved as doing.
Sorry, you forgot that this discussion started with one babbler BS post:
The Twist character is five times more difficult than the Del Mar character. Most of the B-List and borderline A-List male actors could portray Ennis Del Mar, which is why many actors wanted it. Very few actors could, or wanted to, do Twist. Jake's performance is an absolute masterpiece.
It doesn't matter who started it, let's give it a rest.
I think some posters are bothered that other actors, particularly one other actor, are constantly praised...
OK, what did Jake do in the last 12 months that deserve to be praised?
Attended one charity event and made one charity video. What else?
Filmed 2,3 new movies.
Filmed 2,3 new movies.
Exactly. I'd say that's a lot of work.
Ellen and Portia's wedding day video
Awww... so beautiful!
THE Sun, UK
Celebs lesbians love to love
LESBIANS rate RACHEL WEISZ as their top sexual fantasy, a new poll has revealed. The brown-eyed Brit was voted as the Hollywood star they’d most like to bed. She beat NICOLE KIDMAN, MINNIE DRIVER and KATE WINSLET in the ’Women We’d Love To Love’ survey.
A spokesman said: “From her woman in peril in the first two Mummy movies to her Academy Award winning turn in The Constant Gardener, Rachel Weisz is one gorgeous English gal with a whole lot of range.”
The top 10 is:
1. Rachel Weisz
2. Nicole Kidman
3. Minnie Driver
4. Kate Winslet
5. Naomi Watts
6. Keira Knightley
7. Thandie Newton
8. Emily Blunt
9. Catherine Zeta Jones
10. Cate Blanchett
Rachel is very beautiful also Naomi Watts and Cate Blanchett. I find Keira Kneightley overrated.
Dlisted
Raffey Gets Five
Anne Hathaway's ex-beard, Raffey Folliero, was sentenced to 5 years in the chokey today for messing with God. Raffey pleaded guilty to all 14 counts against him for pretending to work for the Vatican and stealing around $6 million. During his plea, Raffey told the court, "I know what I did was wrong."
What a moron. I would've said, "It wasn't me. It was Zach Braff." DUH.
TMZ reports that Raffey also asked the judge to move him from his holding cell because of "unspecified inmate issues."
Inmate issues?! Does it burn when he pisses?
It sounds to me like Raffey might be sharing a cell with Antonio "I like beating men over the head with my 8-inch sausage" Vasquez.
Ashton is new Perez?!?
Ashton Kutcher Launches Blah Girls
Blah Girls is the first of many web projects from Ashton Kutcher’s Katalyst Media. It’s a animated show featuring three female hosts yapping about celebs, gossip, and stuff like that, backed by a celeb blog in Perez Hilton style, but featuring the animated hosts rather than poorly drawn words in Paint. New video will be added on Mondays and Thursdays. Apparently, they’re powering their site with WordPress.
http://www.blogherald.com/2008/09/10/ashton-kutcher-launches-blah-girls/
Anne Hathaway's ex-beard, Raffey Folliero, was sentenced to 5 years in the chokey today for messing with God.
That was quick! He was arrested 3 months ago.
Dark Knight to Shadow Theaters Again in '09
It's not that $512 million isn't enough. It's that The Dark Knight could do so much more.
No exact date has been settled on, but Warner Bros. is planning to rerelease the box-office behemoth in January, just in time for a final Oscar-season push before Motion Picture Academy members have to turn in their ballots. "It's just a matter of bringing it back as a reminder for people," a studio source told the Hollywood Reporter. It's uncertain how wide the release will be or whether both IMAX and conventional theaters will be involved.
The relentlessly bleak and critically beloved Batman sequel is already the second-highest grossing movie of all time in the U.S., where it falls about $78 million short of Titanic's $600.8 million in box office receipts but towers over fellow comic-book-inspired films.
But it was the early Oscar buzz for Heath Ledger, who curdled blood as the murderous Joker, as well as for Christian Bale, director Christopher Nolan, and the film's effects and visual artistry that really differentiated The Dark Knight from its superhero brethren.
And while Ledger's performance will still be rattling around in most brains even without the extra theater time, the fact that the film will be back on the big screen just in time for the one-year anniversary of his death on Jan. 22 will make the late actor doubly hard to ignore when it comes time to pick the '08 Academy Awards field.
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b28414_dark_knight_shadow_theaters_again_in_09.html
Warner Bros. is planning to rerelease the box-office behemoth in January, just in time for a final Oscar-season push before Motion Picture Academy members have to turn in their ballots
Sounds like a great idea. I wish I would get the chance to rewatch certain movies in the cinema.
Damon Takes On Palin—But Whom Will You Take On?
Matt Damon used to be a guy with abs, but, after gaining a bunch of weight for his role in The Informant, can still be a guy with guts. And we value bravery over buffness (but barely). M.D. can ef Sarah Silverman on national TV and poke fun at himself with the best of ‘em, but when the dude’s pissed off, he’s not gonna hide it.
He won’t even sit and squirm and hide his opinions in a blog post, à la LiLo. No, M.D. says it all, loud and clear, and here he is dissing Sarah Palin’s expertise in the above Associated Press clip. He calls the whole sitch “a bad Disney movie,” but jeeze, we’re just glad it’s not a horrible Eddie Murphy comedy with everyone wearing fat suits.
Could be worse. We think the Alaskan governor should make her own “I’m f--king Matt Damon” viral vid to win back some fans from the Damon demographic. Tho we doubt Matty would approve to be in it. Can a Republican poor-man’s Matt step in? Are there any outspoken celeb Republicans besides Spencer and Jon Voight?
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Gay men love gossip and politics :)
OK, what did Jake do in the last 12 months that deserve to be praised?
Attended one charity event and made one charity video.
Filmed 2,3 new movies.
There must be more!
OK, what did Jake do in the last 12 months that deserve to be praised?
Attended one charity event and made one charity video.
Filmed 2,3 new movies.
There must be more!
Yes there is. Jake went shopping with Reese, he went to buy coffee with Reese, he went walking in the park with Reese and her kids, he went to the gym with Reese, he went to dinner with Reese, he went to buy more coffee with Reese and then every week he did the same thing all over again. I don't know if his PR's work to make him be Mr. straight soccer dad has worked, but it's definitely made him be Mr. boring, ball-less Reese boyfriend.
I'm not sure Jake should be praised for reeking, but if you say so ... (I've decided to be positive and nice :)
Not praising Reeke, far from it. Was trying to point out that all he does is Reeke. His phony PR campaign has turned him into some kind of spineless robot who can't seem to do anything without The Chin.
Was trying to point out that all he does is Reeke.
I hear you.
My mind is blank, can't think of anything else Jake did during all that time.
Lance Goes Back to the Bike, but What's Really Next?
Lance Armstrong is heading back to the source of his fame—the Tour de France. Lancie-pants said, via his website, Livestrong.com, that he'll be returning to the race "in order to raise awareness of the global cancer burden."
Who does Lance-love think he is, Jay-Z? All these celebs coming in and out of retirement are ruining the definition of the word.
But anyway, it's a great cause and all, cheers to the Arm-ster for that. But we're wondering if L-hon's return has less to do with curing cancer and more to do with being bored, now that he's running out of starlets to date while he's biding time before gunning for office? Trust, that one's comin' on down the line. Governor Palin has nothin' on the press hoopla Gov. Armstrong would create, getting the pundits to posture in overdrive, we kid you not. Just wonder if it's the great states of California or Texas Mr. A has his humpy heart set on. I predict the latter, but he'd get better tabloid mileage outta the former, 'course.
Where's he a resident, anyway? Doesn't the dude have houses everywhere, including a trailer somewhere deep inside Matthew McConaughey's butt?
Now, babe-wise, swooning Kate Hudson musta been a full-time job, and attending swanky T-town events and such in your downtime can sure fill up the hours you used to spend cycling. So hopefully the formally down-to-earth guy's realized he's just a good guy on a bike who might one day be fairly accomplished at kissing babies, not just babes, less so some sports star whose main priority in life is bedding H'wood hotties. There are better douches out there doing just that, Lance, we assure you.
Look who we have here, Reese with Jake's dog again. I think she's one of the few Hollywood actresses with a really unfortunate body.
Atti and Reese
If Reese didn't work out constantly she would look like Nikki Blonsky. She is predisposed to be a heavy set girl.
And there are stiletto heels to help her look better.
Atticus, the casualty of fauxmance.
George Takei's Star Trek Wedding to Happen this Weekend
The "delicious anguish" of planning apparently finished, George Takei will marry his longtime partner Brad Altman this weekend, the AP reports:
"George Takei will tie the knot with his boyfriend Brad Altman in Los Angeles Sunday. Nichelle Nichols -- who played Uhura -- will be their "best lady" and Walter Koenig -- who played Chekhov -- will be the best man. William Shatner was invited, but never replied, so he's not expected. Takei tells AP Radio 'we are overjoyed, ecstatic.' For his part, Altman says he 'can't live without George.' They've been together 21 years without a license, but Takei says he's not worried that making it official will change anything. He says they have 'a tested and stable relationship.'" After the ceremony, Takei and Altman will honeymoon in Argentina and Peru."
The couple actually obtained their license in June. The Star Trek element of their wedding emerged then as well, along with a report that Shatner had been left off the guest list.
http://www.towleroad.com/2008/09/george-takeis-s.html
Atti and Reese
Oh God, not again.
...along with a report that Shatner had been left off the guest list.
"In a radio interview on The Adam Carolla Show on June 19, 2008, Takei made inferences to the effect that part of his problems with Shatner began when, as Takei started coming out of the closet for the first time, his sexuality was accepted by almost everyone on the cast and crew of Star Trek - except Shatner himself."
Until recently I was giving Reeke the benefit of the doubt from time to time, a very tiny benefit but at least it was something. But Re$$e's PR is asking too much of me...
i mean..Walking the fuckin dog??!!!
What's next? Pictures of her watering the plants in Jake's apartment?
ok,her husband dumped her for someone younger but she is rich and i think she is a good looking gal despite what others think
does she really need to do this kind of things? money and fame is not enough for this people? What more they want of life??!!!
Come on, don't be like that, Reese is working her a$$ off! lol
ok,her husband dumped her for someone younger
That's unacceptable. Do you remember what she said in her Oscar speech?
Reese: she's really not all that is she?
She does clean up very well with a dedicated team of hair and make-up artists. Then wouldn't everyone.
Nice to see her obvious love for Atticus shining through.
his sexuality was accepted by almost everyone on the cast and crew of Star Trek - except Shatner himself
Sorry to hear that! I thought he was pretty cool. :(
Sad, I agree. Mr Shatner, that wasn't cool.
Did anyone bother to watch Reese's new romcom trailer?
I thought maybe having Nanookie of the North to hate would let me love Reese a little bit. Its not working. Dreading the return of Reeke sporting a diamond ring.
Try not to - Que Sera, Sera!
Watching Star Trek when high can't take my eyes off Shatner's boobs.
Space Mammy.
Well, I give Jake credit, if he truly is in a relationship with Reese, that he seems to find a real woman who's had children appealing, and would love a woman for who she is and what he finds attractive, not someone who looks like they they just stepped out of Hef's bunny hutch. Reese has great legs I think. :)
Reese has to keep walking the dog to let the public know she's still alive (I mean there's no other buzz about her and there's only so much shopping you can do) and to let the public know she's not desperate and dateless after Ryan dumped her!
ok,her husband dumped her for someone younger
That's unacceptable. Do you remember what she said in her Oscar speech?
^^^^
No! What did she say?
I hate Christmas.
Nichelle Nichols -- who played Uhura -- will be their "best lady" and Walter Koenig -- who played Chekhov -- will be the best man.
Wow, this is wonderful! Congrats to George and Brad, may they have a life filled with happiness and love. :)
Reese has fat thighs. and teeny weeny legs. eeewwwwwww!
Reese has great legs I think. :)
Not if you compare them to a real woman's nice legs (Kelly Brook for example). Reese's legs look good only in stilettos.
"Reese has great legs I think. :)"
Knees down, you mean? :))
No! What did she say?
Oscars 2006:
"Reese Witherspoon wins best actress, and she can't think of anything better to do than harp on her ex-boyfriends:
The actress, who is now married to heartthrob actor Ryan Philippe, said: "Every time I got dumped, I always fantasised that one day he would be sorry - and I would go on stage and tell him what I thought. "So for all the boys who ever dumped me, this is for you."
She's a rich and famous actress at the top of her career. She has two kids and super-hot husband, and she's still hung up on her exes! Reese, there are some things in life you just can't control so let go."
I dunno where Jake found the woman.
She was really sticking it to them in this speech, eh? Oscar up yours, boys!
Really strange.
**Well, I give Jake credit, if he truly is in a relationship with Reese, that he seems to find a real woman who's had children appealing, and would love a woman for who she is and what he finds attractive**
Yeah, and I bet it doesn't hurt if "the real woman" is a millionaire and has lots of HW connections in the industry..right?
11:21 am, WORD!
I dunno where Jake found the woman.
I bet Evelyn O'Neill knows all about it:
"Jake Gyllenhaal is also repped by Evelyn O'Neill at Management 360"
"Reese Witherspoon - Manager: Evelyn O'Neill, Management 360"
11:21,
No, that probably doesn't hurt either. ;)
Well, I give Jake credit, if he truly is in a relationship with Reese, that he seems to find a real woman who's had children appealing, and would love a woman for who she is and what he finds attractive, not someone who looks like they they just stepped out of Hef's bunny hutch.
IA.
Yeah, and I bet it doesn't hurt if "the real woman" is a millionaire and has lots of HW connections in the industry..right?
There are many millionaires in Hollywood. If Reese really had lots of HW connections she would use them to get better projects for herself.
11:33
mmm... Are agreeing with your own post? ;D
Oh, right, 11:24 - I get all confused, sometimes.
George Takei will marry his longtime partner Brad Altman this weekend...They've been together 21 years without a license...
Congratulations, gentlemen!
Oh, right, 11:24 - I get all confused, sometimes.
Don't Worry, Be Happy!
Dreading the return of Reeke sporting a diamond ring.
Listen to good, old Doris Day:
Que sera, sera.
Whatever will be, will be.
The future's not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.
What will be, will be.
I thought maybe having Nanookie of the North to hate would let me love Reese a little bit.
Palin?
11:33
mmm... Are agreeing with your own post? ;D
No, I'm another poster who happens to agree. ;)
RW and VV. They are such a mismatch optically.
FOUR CHRISTMASES
does she really need to do this kind of things? money and fame is not enough for this people? What more they want of life??!!!
Money and fame. That's why Reese is working hard to keep her fame and make more money.
Alot of agreement here that old broads with a buncha kids are hot -
(cough cough. right. )
RW and VV. They are such a mismatch optically.
Hideous looking movie couple. (Sorry Vince!)
12:06 PM no one said RW is hot, just that if the ship with Reese is real, looks don't seem to be a priority for him.
Hideous looking movie couple. (Sorry Vince!)
He was hot when he was young.
well come on let's face it people she just ain't got the optics period.
Looks aren't priority for smart, adult men.
Can you imagine Jake liking Reese's personality?
Can you imagine Jake liking Reese's personality?
If she's like rumor has it, I'd doubt it.
I thot WFT posters assumed Reeke was not real. Im so confused. Where am I?
Is this still really a subject for discussion? I'll be goshdarned!
RW and VV. They are such a mismatch optically.
Looking bad but Ben Stiller and Reese Witherspoon are going to make the worst looking romcom couple ever. (Shit, I promised to be nice today.)
I thot WFT posters assumed Reeke was not real. Im so confused. Where am I?
I'm sure the majority here believes it's a fauxmance.
I thot WFT posters assumed Reeke was not real. Im so confused. Where am I?
Non-TB poster(s) - some people can't stand Reeke but aren't sure about Reeke being a charade.
Do ugly fat girls really think looks don't matter to smart adult men?? LOL keep tellin' yourself that.
^^I think there are three groups of people here. Those who believe it's a fauxmance, those who don't like them as a couple and those who don't like them together whether it'd be real or fake.
It's beauty that captures your attention; personality which captures your heart.
Reese is hardly ugly and fat. Obviously, Jake would want to find a woman attractive. But, what makes someone fall for someone can't be explained - it just happens, the chemistry of all qualities. But she's hardly unattractive.
Well, Reese isn't attractive or sexy either. Her mouth and chin give me the creeps.
Rich successful men who are married to unattractive women either got married prior to making it and settled for what they could get or are one in a million. Based on what Jake could attract Reese is a hideous troll.
Obviously, Jake would want to find a woman attractive.
Huh? Why would Jake find women attractive?
Well, Jake is one in a million, I think we'd agree. ;) Plus, who would want to spend their lives with a Barbie doll? If your logic was true, considering how many beautiful people there are in Hollywood, nobody would ever get divorced and all marriages would be happy ever after. Instead, the divorce rate is higher there than the national average, I would bet. And marriages have a tendency to be very short term. All I meant was, all things being equal, many attractive, rich, successful and sparkling personalities to choose from, there's a magic quality that makes you choose one over the other, if it is based on your feelings.
Elizabeth Taylor, one of the most beautiful woman in Hollywood: 7 husbands, 8 marriages.
Exactly.
Samantha Ronson Announces Her Engagement To Lindsay Lohan
The DJ has let slip the couple are planning to marry by the end of the year after making the commitment. Samantha, 31, let slip her happy news while DJing at exclusive Hollywood hotel Chateau Marmont. She said: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs. Ronson! Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”
Lindsay, 22, has made no secret of her love for Samantha – the sister of music producer Mark Ronson – in recent weeks, and dedicated Ray LaMontagne's touching ballad 'Trouble' to her on her log. Ray's romantic track includes lyrics such as: "She gave me love and affection/I said I love her/She's good to me" and "I've been saved by a woman/She won't let me go/She won't let me go now.”
Lindsay and Samantha first sparked rumours they were dating in March this year, and in May the ‘Mean Girls’ actress referred to the DJ as “my husband” at the Cannes Film Festival.
While in Cannes, Lindsay also joked the couple wanted to have a partnership ceremony at Dolly Parton's ‘Dollywood’ theme park.
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/samantha_ronson_announces_her_engagement_to_lindsay_lohan/
Then, you've got Mr. and Mrs. Fug Lee Jones, married for 50 years and 35 grandchildren in Godnoswhere, IL. Go figure.
Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward, married for 50 years, 3 children and a lot of interesting gossip.
Wow, that's great about Lindsay and Sam. :)
Posted on OMG
Ted has something to say about Ryan and Abbie (and Reese).
Truth, Lies and Ted
"Well, Jake is one in a million, I think we'd agree. ;)"
That's all very lovely and some people do value personality above looks but generally not hot, young, straight, rich, Oscar-nominated actors. Even good old George Cloony dates hot models and waitresses because they're hot.
Unless Jake isn't straight.
Jake loves hot, young, gay boys. Same difference.
Hot, young, rich, Oscar-nominated actors don't need to bother with good looking dates with bad personality. Personality is important.
^^Yes, and he can have whoever he wants, I am sure. :)
There is a balancing out of couples in the Attractiveness stakes usually.
Rate yourself honestly on a physical attractiveness scale of one to ten. If you're a 5 I bet most of your partners have been around that same level. You'll see the same all around you - 8s generally date 8s etc.
Older, unattractive men can attract higher level women if they have status and power. Older women seem not to do this so much.
Women will often give a guy more "points" on the scale for being funny or charming but tell me how many times you have seen a young good-looking guy with a much less attractive girl because she makes him laugh? No. Me neither.
I don't think Jake and Reese are balanced on the physical scale and I have yet to see the proof of her magnetic charming personality.
Kanye Busted for Airport Bust-Up
Kanye West apparently didn't like playing candid camera. Now he's in police custody for punking some paparazzi. Police confirm that the rapper was arrested this morning at Los Angeles International Airport following an altercation with photographers.
The shutterbugged West, 31, faced off with several cameramen in the American Airlines terminal. He allegedly smashed an offending video camera, valued at $10,000, and wound up getting arrested on suspicion of felony vandalism, says airport spokesman Marshall Lowe. One of West's bodyguards was also collared for felony vandalism and battery.
An eyewitness describes to the scene to E! News: "Some time before 8, Kanye and a big posse arrived at the terminal. He got out and a bunch of paparazzi were swirling around him... "Kanye had on a hoodie and was trying to get inside the American Airlines check-in area. The paparazzi got close and one of the Kanye security guys got into it with a paparazzi guy. It was a quite a scene and cops came. "This all happpened while his security was whisking him into the terminal...He hadn't made it to security. It was just a mess." TMZ claims one of its cameramen were among those accosted by West's crew. Investigators are currently questioning witnesses at the airport. Both West and his unidentified bodyguard remain in custody at the LAX station. They are expected to be transported to the LAPD Pacific Division for booking later in the day.
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b28448_kanye_busted_airport_bust-up.html
At the risk of stating the obvious, sometimes, who you are seen with in HW is all about image. For the long-term, and who you really want, I hope it's about more. Paul Newman I think it is safe to say was one of the handsomest men in the world, another peacock. He could have had anyone he wanted as well.
I would consider myself average in the looks dept., but I've had men interested in me who were 10+ in the looks dept, $$$ dept., and personality dept., and some not so much. I love men. ;)
Didnt Jake say somewhere he was not confident with women? His women co-stars seemed to me to have tendencies towards being patronizing. No "dating" since KiKi - Reese is a child-woman - I figure a pain in the ass but not especially "threatening" - if he's gotta do the dirty which apparently he thinks he's gotta do, whether it's for his career, his emotional stability, or whatever.
All this talk about R. being a "real woman" is bizarre, in my view. Theory that child bearing makes one a "real woman" is fundy-brain nonsense.
^^Who said that? I was talking stretch marks and a few extra lbs. and being petite, vs. plastic surgery and silicone, and everyone looking like a HW robo-blonde & "pneumatic" as Aldous Huxley once said. Who said anything about fundies - that is a bizarre, but always convenient for some to fall back on, stretch.
I think Reese embodies all that is perfect and desirable in a woman and Jake does the same for a man. They're perfect together. I LOVE THEM!!!
^^I also said nothing about having children making the woman real, I was talking about looks, possibly being less than the HW ideal, not saying Reese specifically, just talking generalities. That's your assumption, and you know what they say about assuming . . . Back to the trouble-making drawingboard for you!
2:17.. you obviously haven't known / seen many women. are you a monk by any chance?
I just wish we could know one way or the other - if it's real with Jake and Reese, then I'm all for it, and will support both of them. If it's just an HW image thing, then no.
I think Reese embodies all that is perfect and desirable in a woman and Jake does the same for a man. They're perfect together. I LOVE THEM!!!
LOL
2:17 is obviously kidding.
Actually, on the theatrical poster, she looks great - a more mature looking woman, different than I've ever seen her, love her hair. I think it's cute that she's standing on Christmas boxes. :)
You'll see the same all around you - 8s generally date 8s etc.
Research bears this out. I read a study where couples were asked to come in and be photographed individually. The researchers had a panel of people come in and give each photo a rating of 1-10 based on how attractive the person was. The raters had no idea who was coupled with who. When the researchers compared each of the rated photos with their partners, they found that generally 2s were with 2s, 5s were with 5s, 8s were with 8s, etc. A 10 with a 2 really is the exception rather than the rule. Look around you.
Well, I consider myself a 2, and I've dated a few 11's. I must have a magnetic personality. ;)
I don't care what one study in USA today says, I see all kinds of people coupled with all kinds of people. Some very unattractive men are just as unattractive inside, and some physically beautiful men are just as beautiful inside. Experience has shown me that a man wants to be with he can relax and be himself with. I've seen beautiful girls with so-so men, and goregeous men with just ok women, and everything in between.
All this talk about R. being a "real woman" is bizarre, in my view. Theory that child bearing makes one a "real woman" is fundy-brain nonsense.
ITA.
This is probably one of the most narrow-minded blogs I have ever encountered, despite all of its claims to open-mindedness. Some of you take half of a comment and form an opinion on it, naturally it won't mean the same. Some of you fill in the blanks on a post without knowing what the person meant, and then carry on an argument about nothing. I'm outta here.
So Ted says Reese left the kids with Ryan but his sitter cancelled so instead of going to tons of VMA events he went out late for a few hours Sunday night without Abbie who Ted says must be bored because he spends too much time with the kids.
The funny thing about this TL&T is that Ted says that Reese was on a female empowerment weekend learning how to not use her boyfriend for photo ops that enhance her image....LOL.
Actually, on the theatrical poster, she looks great...
Ever heard about Photoshop? Movie posters and glamour magazine photos have little to do with reality :)
"Some of you take half of a comment and form an opinion on it, naturally it won't mean the same. Some of you fill in the blanks on a post without knowing what the person meant, and then carry on an argument about nothing"
But there's where real fun is!
I'm only responding to the theatrical poster. A film I didn't think was going to appeal to me at all, but I liked the poster. Not getting into the real woman debate again. :)
I did clarify my viewpoint, but someone persisted in what they thought I meant. Having an open mind helps too.
What did I tell you! lol
Some of you fill in the blanks on a post without knowing what the person meant, and then carry on an argument about nothing.
Communication is complex. Clarifying your view point helps.
I did clarify my viewpoint, but someone persisted in what they thought I meant. Having an open mind helps too.
You are right.
I often post without taking time to think what poster really said. I'm bad, I love to argue :)
OK. :)
The funny thing about this TL&T is that Ted says that Reese was on a female empowerment weekend learning how to not use her boyfriend for photo ops that enhance her image....LOL.
Ted is bad too :)
Ted's site doesn't work in my computer :(
Can anyone describe what he said?
Try this link:
Truth, Lies and Ted
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Why Can't Reese Witherspoon Get First Billing?
Correct us if we're wrong, but didn't Reese Witherspoon, y'know, win an Oscar just a few years ago? We're pretty sure she did, but you'd never know it from this poster for Four Christmases, the upcoming comedy she stars in with Vince Vaughn. Despite the fact that Vaughn fired UTA and his manager after the star vehicle Fred Claus opened to less than his first $20 million paycheck, the poster still gives him first billing over the Oscar-winning, A-list Witherspoon (and for another Christmas movie, no less!). To be fair, Witherspoon's last film Rendition was a box-office bust, but she wasn't top-billed on that, either: new beau Jake Gyllenhaal was, despite the fact that he's not yet proven himself as a box office draw. After winning the industry's highest award and proving her ability to single-handedly open a comedy with films like Legally Blonde and Sweet Home Alabama, what more does Witherspoon have to do to be called first in the billing block?
Is it simply that studios are too terrified to give a woman first billing over a male star, lest people then think the film to be a chick flick? After all, Vaughn's last hit was The Break-Up, the rare romantic comedy with strong male appeal, something that marketing folks might have felt was in jeopardy had costar Jennifer Aniston been first-billed. Four Christmases isn't a romcom but a flat-out comedy, but would it be perceived as the former if Vaughn was subservient to Witherspoon in the billing block?
Yes, when compared to Witherspoon, the presence of Vaughn in this film makes us more likely to see it (though still? not very likely), simply because the actor has a track record of enlivening even the most formulaic films with his improvised comic riffs. Still, we wonder just how B- and C-list you'd have to go to find a male costar whom the studio would allow Witherspoon to supplant. In an alternate Four Christmases, could the actress vault over Colin Farrell to claim first billing? Or will she have to settle for a part opposite Freddie Prinze Jr. to claim what, by rights, should be hers?
Defamer
2:56 summed up what Ted said
Why Can't Reese Witherspoon Get First Billing?
Because it's much easier to sell Vince's movies.
VINCE VAUGHN
Lifetime Gross Total (22): $1,299,678,540
Average: $59,076,297
Opening Gross Average (14): $25,546,496 (Wide Releases Only)
REESE WITHERSPOON
Lifetime Gross Total (20): $686,940,178
Average: $34,347,009
Opening Gross Average (14): $12,302,649 (Wide Releases Only)
Defamer readers are well-informed:
"Vaughn simply has more hits behind him than Reese, period. No vast sexist conspiracy."
"He topped Forbes list of actors who give movie studios the best return on their investment, with his films earning $14.75 Dollars for every $1 Dollar he is paid"
tMF HITLIST: The Top 10 Young Actors with the Most Anticipated Roles
In preparation for our upcoming Top 50 Hottest Young Actors list, we have made the rounds of upcoming movie listings and selected the 10 young actors with the most exciting and challenging roles - from independent films to foreign productions and even some big budget feature films! Here are our choices (in no particular order):
Jake Gyllenhaal - two upcoming roles: as Tommy Cahill in Brothers and as Prince Dastan in Prince of Persia.
Based on Susan Bier’s film, also entitled Brothers, Jake Gyllenhaal plays Tommy Cahill, the brother of Sam Cahill (played by Tobey Maguire). Tobey’s character is a soldier who goes missing in Afghanistan, and Jake’s character tries to comfort his older brother's wife Grace (played by Natalie Portman) and her children.
The original Bier film is a drama about a UN-soldier who is in a helicopter crash somewhere in Afghanistan and is believed to be dead. His wife and younger brother both deeply mourn him, but eventually finds comfort in each other's company, leading to the two of them falling in love. Months later, the soldier reappears alive but deeply traumatized.
In Prince of Persia, based on the 2003 video game of the same name, Jake plays the title role. The film is directed by Mike Newell and also stars Gemma Arterton, Ben Kingsley and Alfred Molina. Filming is taking place in the United Kingdom and Morocco. As Prince Dastan, Gyllenhaal is a 6th century prince of Persia who teams up with Princess Tamina (Gemma Arterton) to rescue the Sands of Time, a gift from the gods that controls time, from the hands of the villainous nobleman, Nizam (Ben Kingsley).
the movie-fanatic.com
Movie posters and glamour magazine photos have little to do with reality :)
Photoshop magic:
Photoshoped Faith Hill
That's great 4:01 PM. Hopefully both movies will be good.
Fingers crossed!
tMF HITLIST: The Top 10 Young Actors with the Most Anticipated Roles
Wow, this boy is busy:
"Joseph Gordon-Levitt - He has about seven upcoming projects, all of them very exciting and diverse, so we choose three that really excite us. Joe Levitt is always an indie player, and we based our choices on that premise… "
okay.. I know this is wrong in so many ways... but.. reese has caused something to occur with Atticus that would never happen with Jake...
is reese in heat?
LOL!
Don't worry Hawk Eye, it wasn't Reese.
10 young actors with the most exciting and challenging roles - from independent films to foreign productions and even some big budget feature films!
At last! True movie lovers excited about Jake's role in Brothers.
It's lipstick on a dog!
uh, lipstick was re: Atticus not Brothers lol
Austin - Spooky2th Live Journal
Austin has band ring on his right ring finger
"I didn't realize it up enlarged the picture that Austin has band ring on his right ring finger. It kind gets burned out in the overexposure (on purpose) look from the photographer."
"I can't believe no one noticed the ring before. It looks like the same ring he has on in the picture of him in that other suit. Both rings sort of look like they might be platinum to me, rather than gold."
Austin's ring
Ha!
Kirsten Dunst: 'I Have A Crush On Barack Obama'
Kiki for First Lady?...
Kirtsen Dunst has revealed that U.S. presidential candidate Barack Obama gets her vote - and not just when it comes to politics. The Spiderman star - who has had a string of high-profile relationships, including long-time love Jake Gyllenhaal - gushes about her Obama fixation in a new interview. She tells Cosmopolitan, "I have a real crush on Barack Obama. "He’s so dashing and I love that he lays it all on the table. But, looks-wise, who cares? As long as there’s an attraction”
She also confided that, when it comes to men, she wants, “somebody I can laugh and feel comfortable with. I love dorks, and I want a sweet man. I don’t want someone who’s a jerk.”
Kirsten has recently been spotted out and about with Drew Barrymore’s geeky ex Justin Long but has adamantly denied any romantic link between the pair. Of course Kirsten, he doesn’t sound like your type at all...
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/44714/kirsten-dunst-i-have-a-crush-on-barack-obama
I don't find Obama very attractive. I think he's a nice guy though.
When is Jake supposed to come back from Morocco?
I think filming in Morocco will be finished during September. I've read somewhere that filming in London will finish in December.
TY.
Expect Reeke pics overload in the next days.
I think Jake is trying to bore us to death.
Will reeking ever stop?
Reese's full movie trailer was on The Insider tonight and it looked terrible.
I don't think anytime soon.
Will reeking ever stop?
I was hoping that since Jake's been away filming for so long, he may have gotten his head cleared and would come back and end Reeke. But, with another dog walking photo shoot and her movie coming out which looks like it sucks, I think that Reeke will be going on indefinitely unfortunately.
AT comment:
"Here is the deal--Jake is, in fact, Toothy and Mateo is his boyfriend. The baby is Levi and now that Matt is the father of this child, Jake will use the surrogate for another. Right under our noses and on People magazine no less. I win the trip to Hollywood, right TED?"
Mateo is not Toothy's boyfriend. Sigh...
Has anyone changed their mind about Baby Tile?
I don't think the Reeking will stop for a loooong time to come. Because if it did, how on earth is J & R going to keep themselves in the public eye? No more Reeke/happy family photo ops! Damn!
"Has anyone changed their mind about Baby Tile?"
No because I never made my mind up in the first place. I think its a real possibility but seems implausible at the same time.
There is a Toothy mention on the Liberace movie post:
"...Thorson claimed he was the dandy dude’s companion for five years, tho Lib-hon vehemently denied being a homosexual throughout his 67 years. So Toothy Tile of him, doncha think? Guess being cramped in the interior of a closet never goes out of style for some celebs, so sad. So predictable."
ted
67 years? Damn!
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