Monday, 8 April 2019

Reality vs. Fan fiction 69


>> 'Spider-Man: Far From Home' Promo Tour > Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Holland in Mexico · May 3, 2019

>> Jaime King's birthday party
> Austin and Hassie with Jamie King at the party in Los Angeles · Austin and Jamie · Hassie and Jamie · with friends · May 3, 2019

>> Start of 'Spider-Man: Far From Home' Promo Tour > Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Holland in Mexico · May 2, 2019

>> Austin and Hassie: Dinner with friends on May 1, 2019

>> Dinner in New York on April 30, 2019: 'So...this is a picture of me at dinner tonight. What you don’t see is JAKE GYLLENHAAL is seated right behind me.'

>> Jake Gyllenhaal attending Film Society Of Lincoln Center's 50th Anniversary Gala in New York · April 29, 2019

>> Austin Nichols chilling with Cocomo · Video by Hassie Harrison from April 29, 2019 >> Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal > April 27, 2019 > 6th Annual Village Fete at Pioneer Works in New York

>> Austin Nichols posted on April 27, 2019 · Twitter · Instagram >> Happy Birthday Austin!

> Austin Nichols and Hassie Harrison in LA on April 24, 2019 > Hassie Harrison: Happy Birthday, baby. You’re so cool it hurts.
I love you, my stone. · April 24, 2019

> April 23, 2019 >> Jake comments Ryan Reynolds' photo · April 23, 2019

>> Sea Wall / A Life > The sold-out run at Public Theater with Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Sturridge comes to Broadway this summer for 9 weeks only: July 26 thru September 29

>> Austin Nichols and Hassie Harrison with friends · April 19, 2019 >> Austin Nichols and Hassie Harrison in Los Angeles: Ice cream and 'Tacoma FD' Thursday · April 18, 2019 >> Paparazzi Photos > April 14, 2014 > Jake Gyllenhaal out and about in New York City

>> Jake Gyllenhaal to Star in Limited Series 'Lake Success' in Development at HBO

>> Variety > Mark Wahlberg, Connie Britton and Reid Miller are set to star in 'Monsters and Men' helmer Reinaldo Marcus Green’s drama 'Good Joe Bell' from 'Brokeback Mountain' screenwriters Diana Ossana and Larry McMurtry. Production is set to start on April 15 in Utah. Producers on the pic are Daniela Taplin Lundberg of Stay Gold, Riva Marker and Jake Gyllenhaal of Nine Stories, Eva Maria Daniels of Vision Chaos, Cary Fukunaga of Parliament Of Owls, Ryan Ahrens of Argent Pictures, as well as Wahlberg and Stephen Levinson.

>> Austin and Hassie in Los Angeles home on April 11, 2019 >> Jake Gyllenhaal in Paris on April 10, 2019 > with beard Jeanne Cadieu at the airport + 'Clash De Cartier' launch + fan photos

>> Paparazzi Photos > Jake Gyllenhaal at a gym in Los Angeles, West Hollywood · April 8, 2019

>> ‘Free Solo’ Oscar Winners Elizabeth Chai Vasarhelyi & Jimmy Chin Eye 'Helicopter Heist' With Jake Gyllenhaal, Netflix · April 5 2019

>> Austin Nichols, Hassie Harrison & Cocomo still in Texas

> Austin and Hassie with friends in Texas on April 7, 2019 #Sunday + photo one + photo two

195 comments:

Jackie said...

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Jake who? What kids? said...

Fan Photos > Jake At Crossroads Kitchen In Los Angeles (April 2, 2019)
Maybe Austin and Hassie will return to LA on time to spend some time with Jake :)


Austin & Hassie prefer Texas.

old photo said...

so this picture exists. jake gyllenhaal took a dance class with kyle hanagami

‘Free Solo’ Oscar Winners Elizabeth Chai Vasarhelyi & Jimmy Chin Eye ‘Helicopter Heist’ With Jake Gyllenhaal, Netflix said...

EXCLUSIVE: Fresh from directing the hair-raising Free Solo and winning the Oscar for Best Documentary Feature, Elizabeth Chai Vasarhelyi & Jimmy Chin are in early talks with Netflix to helm an untitled movie based on the Jonas Bonnier book The Helicopter Heist, a drama that will star Jake Gyllenhaal. He’ll produce it with his Nine Stories partner Riva Marker and ACE Content partner Evan Hayes. The latter was a producer of Free Solo.

he Steven Knight-scripted drama tells the true story of how four young men from the Swedish suburbs, each of a different nationality, pulled off one of the most spectacular heists of all time. In 2009, the Västberga robbery saw a gang of thieves pull off a $5 million robbery using a stolen Bell 206 Jet Ranger helicopter. The robbery stunned the police, turned the four gangsters into local heroes, and the money never was found.

Gyllenhaal & Marker found the book and brought it to Netflix. Given the complexity of the action, the film seems a strong match with the filmmaking duo that captured Alex Honnold’s death-defying ropes-free ascent of Yosemite’s El Capitan. Aside from the Oscar, Free Solo also a BAFTA for Best Documentary.

reddit comments said...

Elizabeth Vasarhelyi and Jimmy Chin (Directors of 'Free Solo') to Direct Jake Gyllenhaal's 'The Helicopter Heist' - True story of how four men from the Swedish suburbs pulled off one of the most spectacular heists of all time with a $5 million robbery using a stolen helicopter.

Anonymous said...

Glucose Guardian @raetemps 10m 10 minutes ago
I have this weird fantasy of being a ranch hand and I blame Jake Gyllenhaal

Texas road trip said...

Austin and Hassie with friends - video
Austin and Hassie with friends - photo 1
Austin and Hassie with friends - photo 2
photos and videos by Hasie from yesterday

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h2 hours ago
That Austin Nichols Walker Stalker You Tube video interview has been up for over a year that Narnia referenced in our latest post https://narniadispatches.blogspot.com/2019/04/austin-nichols-and-world-of-false.html but today, it was disabled and removed. #bastards #shestillnailedit

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h2 hours ago
Been up for over a year and I had even posted it before in a post last May. So Mgmnt can take down that video with the telltale slip, but I gave a transcript here. https://narniadispatches.blogspot.com/2018/05/aint-got-time-for-that-says-mr-nichols.html

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h2 hours ago
That is Jake’s rat bastard team who ordered that video taken down after Narnia’s damaging post. The cover up is worse than the crime. The obvious internet scrubbing could not be more apparent.

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h2 hours ago
Because the Brighton intern has been combing thru our blog, even more tweets and Instagram/Tumblr posts have been removed. This has everything to do with the Spidey Far From Home flick coming in July.

reality said...

Jake and Austin Nichols at an LA Lakers Game (February 11, 2006)
1,799 likes, posted on January 7, 2019

J/A comments:
mr.tenenbaum: His then boyfriend
tiskivesi: i ship
nadahassan_2t: Is he the actor who was with him in "The day before tomorrow" movie ?!

Mary Fajita Clitface said...

Shut up!!

PG always lies said...

mr.tenenbaum: His then boyfriend

Some people remember 2006, believe that Jake and Austin were a couple.
But no one believes that Jake and Austin are still together.
No one believes that Jake has kids.
Jake has "girlfriend".
Ergo Jake and Jake's PR have no reason to give shit about old tweets or videos.

Jake in LA said...

Paparazzi Photos > 2019 > April 8 - Jake and friends at a gym in West Hollywood

^^^ said...

With Adam Levine?

Anonymous said...

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h 2 hours ago
Tooth barely visible in those latest pics trying to place him in WeHo. Can barely see ya, buddy

Jake fakes being in New York, fakes being in Los Angeles ... LOL

Anonymous said...

Jake gyllenhaal just posted this on his ig story. River phoenix is a legend. PERIOD

what’s the most surreal encounter you’ve had with someone famous? said...

Nathaniel Wood @nathanielwood 3h 3 hours ago
jake gyllenhaal was in line behind me at a coffee shop when he noticed his friend ahead of me and politely asked if he could cut ahead to talk to his friend. when it came time for me to pay he insisted on paying for me and introduced himself as “jake”

Anonymous said...

Nathaniel must be very cute :)

Austin and Sarah said...

julia 🌷 @sophsmndes 20h 20 hours ago
I wonder how Chloe Bennet did dare to leave him for Logan Paul 💀

jodi 🌌 @zhodzilla 17h 17 hours ago
Replying to @sophsmndes
homeboy had teenage fans spending the night at his house with him when they were broken up for like two weeks in 2014 😬 not thaaaaat great 😂

julia 🌷 @sophsmndes 17h 17 hours ago
people don’t know to respect celebrities’ privacity

jodi 🌌 @zhodzilla 17h 17 hours ago
( Austin and Sarah - photos and tweets )

julia 🌷 @sophsmndes 16h 16 hours ago
Shit

jodi 🌌 @zhodzilla 16h 16 hours ago
and the girl was def under the legal age of consent, her friend that went with her to spend the night was barely eighteen...a Bad Look.

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 3h 3 hours ago
Replying to @zhodzilla @sophsmndes
And you are a liar and a planted account. And you know exactly why these tales are false. What a laugh, that a “fan” would even be able to dredge up these old “screenshots”. Desperate times call for desperate internet “gossip”.

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h 2 hours ago
No, it’s what you call an intern’s look.

Anonymous said...

Hey, ONLY Pee Gee is allowed to take screen shots and discuss old photos and tweets!
Especially proof that Austin loves sex with girls of the opposite sex!!

not just one weekend said...

Sarah's tweet from October 7, 2014:
Whenever I went to Austin's house
I took one of his t shirts...
Can I sell it or is that weird

Anonymous said...

Bad, bad Austin! :)

Anonymous said...

Just found out jake and maggie gyllenhaal's mom wrote running on empty.
Need to watch that for the nth time again tonight.

awwwwwww said...

jake gyllenhaal 6 hours ago
Love you sis. #internationalsiblingsday

Luke said...

What about me?!

Jake in Paris said...

Public Appearances > 2019 > 'Clash De Cartier' Launch In Paris
Fan Photos > 'Clash De Cartier' Launch In Paris (April 10, 2019)

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Paris said...

Victoria Song attended the showcase and the party of Cartier's new Clash of Cartier collection in Paris. Among The guests were also Rami Malek, Jake Gyllenhaal, Kaya Scodelario, Troye Sivan. And Preformance of Billy Idol
twitter.com/VictoriaSongBRA/status/1116337638640967680
+ Xavier Dolan :)

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ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h 2 hours ago
Well, not seeing anything so far that convinces me Tooth was at that event yesterday. Backdrops, filters, fuzziness. Wherever he is.

today in LA said...

Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer

Austin's video, posted by Hassie

Jake Gyllenhaal to Star in Limited Series ‘Lake Success’ in Development at HBO said...

Jake Gyllenhaal will star in and executive produce a limited series based on the Gary Shteyngart novel “Lake Success” that is currently in development at HBO, Variety has learned.

Should the project go to series, it would mark Gyllenhaal’s first leading role in a television series. He will executive produce along with Riva Marker through their Nine Stories production banner along with Endeavor Content. Shteyngart will serve as co-writer and co-showrunner on the series along with Tom Spezialy.

In the series, narcissistic, self-deluded and hilariously divorced from the real world hedge fund manager Barry Cohen (Gyllenhaal) flees his family, his past, and the SEC on a cross-country bus ride in search of his college girlfriend and a last chance at romantic redemption. Meanwhile, back in Manhattan, his brilliant wife Seema struggles to raise their autistic son and begins a tragicomic love affair of her own.

“Gary’s novel is a beautifully executed character study highlighting the depth of human contradiction and complication, set against the timely backdrop of America today,” said Gyllenhaal and Marker in a joint statement. “We are thrilled to partner with HBO, who has consistently been home to some of the most exciting and acclaimed premium content over the past two decades.”

Gyllenhaal is one of the most celebrated actors of his generation, having earned an Oscar nomination for best supporting actor for “Brokeback Mountain” and Golden Globe nominations for the films “Nightcrawler” and “Love & Other Drugs.” He is also known for his roles in films such as “Donnie Darko,” “Prisoners,” and “Zodiac.” Most recently, he starred in the films “Velvet Buzzsaw” and “The Sisters Brothers.” He will also appear in the upcoming Marvel movie “Spider-Man: Far From Home.”

Gyllenhaal and Nine Stories are repped by WME and Bloom Hergott. Marker is repped by WME and Paul Hastings LLP.

Anonymous said...

Austin's video, posted by Hassie

Lucky dog!

Mary Fajita Cuntita said...

Shut up!!

Anonymous said...
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Somebody get some water, cuz Hassie Harrison is on fire! said...

It’s Tacoma Thursdays again, and while we all eagerly anticipate the arrival of Tacoma FD on March 28th, we want to introduce you to one of the stars of the show you need to keeping a VERY close eye on, and that’s the one and only Hassie Harrison. This lovely Texan goofball is blowing up in a big way, and we’re super excited to have her coming to HQ this Friday to hang with Chivers, enjoy a stellar comedy show with her costars Heff and Lemme, and celebrate their new series.

Hassie was kind enough to take the time to chat with us about an army of 100 duck-sized horses, how she graduated high school at 15, and what it was like being a part of truTV’s new comedy, Tacoma FD.

Now, it’s time we all met Hassie Harrison!

Q: When did you realize you wanted to be an actor?

A: It was something that was always in my bones as a kid. My mom was very involved with the Children’s Theater in Dallas. So I was lucky to have access to it my whole childhood.

Q: We heard you went to college early. Very impressive! How old were you? What were you studying that you were so good at?

A: I graduated high school at 15 and went to college at 16. I don’t know that I’m particularly gifted in any one subject, but I’m just a hard worker and very driven. I’ve always had a mind for business and the arts and It’s so cool that I found a career that utilizes both. ...

photo by Collin Stark said...

austin nichols 3 hours ago
📷 @collinstark

Anonymous said...

hassie harrison 3 hours ago
It’s not everyday you get to pump gas under your billboard. Of course, said pump is blocking my face but such is life my friends! Did you guys watch the episode last night?!? Thoughts?!
instagram.com/p/BwKYTUBADVa/

Anonymous said...

Giorgia @Giorgiaxoxox 10h10 hours ago
Jake Gyllenhaal was one of my first celebrity crushes and I was just reflecting today on how he's actually such a freak but now I love him even more as an adult and after learning how weird he really is. If you don't know what I mean watch literally 1 interview

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Anonymous said...

thanos come back to me @thanoswife 4h 4 hours ago
i just spent an hour watching ryan reynolds and jake gyllenhaal interviews and i don’t know what to do with myself now

Jake Gyllenhaal to Star in, Exec Produce HBO Limited Series said...

... Gyllenhaal joins sister Maggie Gyllenhaal at HBO, with the latter starring on the third and final season of David Simon's The Deuce this year. With Lake Success, Jake Gyllenhaal will reteam with Marker, who previously produced the sold-out Broadway revival of Stephen Sondheim's Sunday in the Park With George, in which the actor starred opposite Annaleigh Ashford.

Gyllenhaal and Marker founded Nine Stories in 2015 and has produced features including Wildlife, Stronger, Hondros and Netflix's upcoming feature The Devil All the Time, starring Tom Holland, Chris Evans and Robert Pattinson. The company remains aggressive in the source material space, developing a number of projects after optioning source material. Gyllenhaal's previous producing credits include the features End of Watch and Nightcrawler. Marker's credits include The Kids Are All Right and Beasts of No Nation. ...

what’s the most surreal encounter you’ve had with someone famous? said...

Markitect Martinez @MarkElDude Apr 11
I went to an early movie screening and bumped into Jake Gyllenhaal, but he was incognito like in Marvel movies. Had a hoodie, cap, sunglasses so he wouldn't be recognized, but he was v nice when I did recognize him. He was just there to say hi to Michael Pena and then ran off.

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April 10 said...

Paparazzi Photos > 2019 > April 10 - At Roissy CDG Airport In Paris, France

woman looks like Jeanne Cadieu aka Cheap Beard

MONDAY, MARCH 25, 2019 said...

Blind Item #8
Interesting that this permanent A- list mostly movie actor debuts a beard at the same time he has found a new male lover who also happens to be an actor. He has stayed away from actors since the early days when he was almost outed a dozen times. POSTED BY ENT LAWYER AT 8:45 AM

Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Sturridge

awwwwwww said...

Jake posts pics of him and Tom from the end of the show quoting his favourite line:
'This feels like the end...but maybe it isn’t'

Mark Wahlberg, Connie Britton to Star in ‘Good Joe Bell’ From ‘Brokeback Mountain’ Scribes (EXCLUSIVE) said...

Mark Wahlberg, Connie Britton and Reid Miller are set to star in “Monsters and Men” helmer Reinaldo Marcus Green’s drama “Good Joe Bell,” from “Brokeback Mountain” screenwriters Diana Ossana and Larry McMurtry.

Wahlberg will play real-life Oregonian father Joe Bell, who sets out on a walk across the United States with his son, Jadin (Miller). Production is set to start on April 15 in Utah.

Producers on the pic are Daniela Taplin Lundberg of Stay Gold, Riva Marker and Jake Gyllenhaal of Nine Stories, Eva Maria Daniels of Vision Chaos, Cary Fukunaga of Parliament Of Owls, Ryan Ahrens of Argent Pictures, as well as Wahlberg and Stephen Levinson.

Argent Pictures and Hercules Film Fund are co-financing the film, with Argent Pictures’ Jill Ahrens, Ben Renzo, Tony Parker, Derick Brooks, Michael Finley and Drew Brees executive producing. Ossana and McMurtry will also executive produce. Paris Kassidokostas-Latsis, Terry Dougas and Jean-Luc De Fanti are executive producing for Hercules and Rhea Films.

New York said...

Matt Brown is very tired @CallMeRoy88 1h 1 hour ago
So Jake Gyllenhaal just walked past me and by law we are now best friends.

Matt Brown is very tired @CallMeRoy88 11m 11 minutes ago
Replying to @stacyohoward
He was wearing sunglasses even though it's really cloudy and was carrying a large brown paper bag, possibly carrying food, possibly carrying the heart he stole from me.

Mary Fajita Clitface said...

Shut up!

New York said...

Paparazzi Photos > 2019 > April 14 - Jake Out & About In New York City

Anonymous said...

Grumpy Jake, LOL

Anonymous said...

Paparazzi are good guys only when Jake wants publicity and photos with his "girlfriends", right Jake?

Anonymous said...

multi muti @thapartypapi 4h 4 hours ago
I can't wait to watch Far From Home, Jake fucken Gyllenhaal dawg!!!
Might be my fave actor currently, actually.

there is no ash, only zuul 📟 @schnapsideer 5h 5 hours ago
JAKE GYLLENHAAL IS the ACTOR OF OUR GENERATION NO TWO QUESTIONS ABOUT IT

Film Society of Lincoln Center said...

In two weeks, celebrate 50 years of the Film Society of Lincoln Center with Martin Scorsese, Pedro Almodóvar, Jake Gyllenhaal, Tilda Swinton, John Waters & more special guests! Gala tickets now starting at $150: http://filmlinc.org/gala

Anonymous said...

Jack D 🌹 @JackDunc1 16 minutes ago
Rewatching the masterpiece that is Brokeback Mountain. Heath Ledger was a huge loss to the world, and Jake Gyllenhaal was superb too. If you haven't seen this film, do yourself a favour - it was so ahead of its time!

Ritz Paris said...

"A million laughs and giggles with #jakegyllenhaal where we talked superpowers, movies and theatre, his favourite designers and the power of a pink suit. Read it all on http://harpersbazaar.com.sg soon!" instagram.com/p/BwTCWmwFVBR/

Anonymous said...

Pink suit?

Maggie Gyllenhaal goes casual with a brown blazer while grocery shopping in New York City said...

Tuesday 16 April 2019

On Monday, Maggie Gyllenhaal was spotted in New York City's Tribeca neighborhood as she whisked some groceries back home.

The 41-year-old Dark Knight actress was recently spotted filming scenes for the upcoming third season of HBO's The Deuce. Maggie has been working on the third and final season of HBO's The Deuce in New York over the past couple months.

She stars as Eileen, a prostitute who works under the name Candy in 1970s-era New York City. As the pornography industry begins to gain steam thanks to the porn chic trend, a series of pornographic films featuring cinematic elements and appealing to more highbrow audiences, she turns her attention to making adult movies. HBO renewed the critically-acclaimed series, which she also produces, for it's last season in September 2018.

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ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 1h 1 hour ago
Those brown blazer, “Tribeca” pictures are kind of a joke.

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 1h 1 hour ago
Looks like someone’s trying to buy the Gyllynicholsgaard group some time until Tooth is supposed to be back for that Big Apple event. And now more spoonfeeding about the “gym in WeHo” turned “reshooting”.

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 1h 1 hour ago
And now using “the Ritz” to try and add more mortar to the “in Paris” storyline. Because yes, we know that he likes the Ritz and has stayed at several Ritz. Also reminds us of this Classic Golden sighting. https://narniadispatches.blogspot.com/2017/04/brunch-at-club-lounge-day-25.html #Day25 #30Days #classic

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 1h 1 hour ago
#NeverForget the ol’ Club Lounge sighting in 2013. That was a day I’ll never forget. The troll was trying to put out that fire and failing on OMG. “Brunch at the Club Lounge” marked the end of many airport pap shoots. He rarely ever does them anymore

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 1h 1 hour ago
But let’s have one a few days ago in Paris, France where the pap laws are some of the toughest. Smh.

Austin and Rob said...

Helen Clarke @helenclarke58 3h 3 hours ago
Hey Austin Nichols, are you still in a relationship with Rob Buckley? @AustinNichols @robertbuckley trying to keep it on the down low? public aren't stupid, we remember the rumors. My post disappeared yday, which seems suspect. You are together.

ChelseaHan @chelseahandes 2h 2 hours ago
Replying to @helenclarke58 @AustinNichols @robertbuckley
lol wasn't every member of OTH linked to another at some point?

MKFonz11 @BlastoButter 2h 2 hours ago
Replying to @helenclarke58
There were never any rumors.

Helen Clarke @helenclarke58 2h 2 hours ago
Your point being...……………..?

Helen Clarke MKFonz11 @BlastoButter 2h 2 hours ago
Replying to @helenclarke58
There were never any rumors.

ChelseaHan @chelseahandes 2h 2 hours ago
there was plenty of rumors at the time, I was a avid oth fan so I think I remmeber, the rumors were all over the internet but you don't hear much now. I think thats why they aren't following each other, so not to suspect people

ChelseaHan @chelseahandes 2h 2 hours ago
I agree with @helenclarke58 but all of the OTH cast were linked so imo, they were all hooking up with each other

Helen Clarke @helenclarke58 2h 2 hours ago
Thanks for agreeing but I said relationship, not hooking up. There's a difference. Get your eyes checked.

LMAO! said...

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h 2 hours ago
#LT So Jake’s team tried to start something to hook up AN with Liev S. That was an epic fail. Now they’re putting an account up to push a hook up with a former co star. Their desperation is getting embarrassing.

May 2018 said...

iZombie star Robert Buckley and Feast actress Jenny Wade are now man and wife.

Posting to Instagram from the Thai island Koh Samui, the couple surprised their fans by announcing this Saturday that they had recently gotten married. Robert, 37, uploaded a snapshot of himself and his wife with frosting-smeared faces, captioning: 'Post-cake fight with (Borat voice) MY WIIIIIFE.'

Anonymous said...

Robert, 37, uploaded a snapshot of himself and his wife with frosting-smeared faces, captioning: 'Post-cake fight with (Borat voice) MY WIIIIIFE.'

Robert's shout out to his boyfriend, LOL

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Jake Loves Tom said...

Jake Gyllenhaal is such a dad 😂

video said...

hassie harrison 1 hour ago
Me and the stinkers are back on tomorrow night!!! And I’m EXTRA excited because it’ll be my first time watching episode 4 with y’all!! Guess who wins the fart jar? I mean, JARZZZ!! 🔥🔥
instagram.com/p/BwXL1l8Axw2/

too stupid for words said...

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h 2 hours ago
Tooth and Grey Goose deciding to let their team throw GG under the bus. So often now, I'm beginning to see tire marks on his back. #AllForMarvel

Anonymous said...

Pee Gee, Jake's PR team would want Austin to be straight - not gay.
And since Austin spent last 7 YEARS living with girlfriends, thousands miles away from Jake, with hundreds photos and videos as proof, there is no reason for Jake's PR to sell anything regarding Austin.

Anonymous said...

Poor Pee Gee is beyond desperate #ouch

awwwwwww said...

JAKE LOVES HIS HAIR 💕

Spider-Man: Far From Home Will Now Release A Bit Earlier said...

Sony has just announced that Peter Parker’s next solo outing is now set for release on July 2nd, which falls three days earlier than the previously scheduled date of July 5th. It’s thought that the Tuesday debut will give the Spider-Man: Homecoming sequel a head start on the Fourth of July holiday frame, not that the web-slinger’s comeback needed any extra help to top the box office on its first weekend.

Anonymous said...

Hassie Harrison: Runs in the family. who’s watching episode 4 tonight?!? #tacomafd

liked by Austin said...

jake gyllenhaal 7 hours ago
We’re coming to Broadway!! July 26th - Sept 29th. Get ready... More to come...
@SeaWallALife #seawallalife instagram.com/p/BwaiqvkH5Q_/

Anonymous said...

Jake really loves spending time with Tom Sturridge.

Mary Fajita Clitface said...

Shut up!!

Anonymous said...

RN ♋︎ @reehl7 1 hour ago
honestly i can't wait for spiderman far from home. going out of newyork, and seeing the dynamic between tom holland and gyllenhaal is going to be insane.

Anonymous said...

Chelsea ¥ @winedrunklover 3 hours ago
Things I don’t understand. People not knowing Jake Gyllenhaal until he got announced as Mysterio.. he’s been one of my favorite character since Brokeback mountain.

pee gee is always wrong said...

Bored at work so I'm reading some conspiracy theories on Jake Gyllenhaal's lovelife. Sound eerily familiar to those of Harry and Meghan before engagement. The theory is they're not actually dating cuz he's in love with someone else and the girl is stalking the guy.
twitter.com/Maya86B/status/1119159124531355654

^^^ said...

Cici @FriesandVino 7h 7 hours ago
They do it’s always he’s in love with someone else. They claim this with no real evidence other than him and whatever female they think he should be with looking cute in a photo they too together. Or a ex who has clearly moved on.

yesterday in Los Angeles said...

Austin and Hassie - going out for some ice cream
Austin, Hassie and Cocomo - watching Tacoma FD

Fort Greene, Brooklyn said...

Nathan Reese Verified account @NathanReese 2h 2 hours ago
saw the Gyllenhaal siblings last weekend walking in Fort Greene and Jake was doing the "french tuck." first time I've seen it look cool and not like a bathroom mistake

April 19 said...

Austin and Hassie hanging out with another couple

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Anonymous said...

Meg Hewitt 👩‍ ⚖ @kittyhewitt 4h 4 hours ago
I'll be avoiding the sunshine by spending 2 hours in a cinema watching Jake Gyllenhaal AND Riz Ahmed #Blessed

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal with his boyfriend Tom Holland

Anonymous said...

Nietzsche iz ded @iampolrodriguez 8 hours ago
Just watching random celebrity interviews (bcos I'm obviously not an ESPN guy) and started wondering how the hell Jake Gyllenhaal's and Ryan Reynolds' minds work.

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Anonymous said...

Happy Easter!

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ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 50m50 minutes ago
yes, but you know what? With Louis & Harry, Louis gets treated like crap. With Jake & Austin, Austin has been made to look like he preys on underaged girls and poses with frou frou dogs. This is how PR treats the stronger half of an otp.

Anonymous said...

Stolen from my good buddy @amazing_webheads I had to steal it though because I am stoked about Mysterio! And Jake Gyllenhaal! I am so psyched for him I have no faith at all in the premise of the movie what so ever but this will be a dope aspect of the film for sure he clearly has a Syndrome thing going on and I love that idea. instagram.com/p/BwiBr7Tp9rY/

Anonymous said...

Jake with Easter Bunny :)

Anonymous said...

Ruda @RoyalRuda 8 minutes ago
Jake Gyllenhaal is probably one of the most underrated actors of our time. He’s one of those guys that clearly cares about the art he makes. I watched Nightcrawler for the first time the other night and his portrayal of Lou Bloom was unsettling and scary. I LOVED IT!

24th said...

Austin's birthday - Los Angeles or Texas?

Mary Fajita Clitface said...

Shut up!

Anonymous said...

Kayleigh Donaldson Verified account @Ceilidhann 1h 1 hour ago
The Sisters Brothers has EVERYTHING: Toothbrush gags, terrifying threats immediately followed up by projectile vomiting, Gyllenhaal & Ahmed doing boyfriend eyes to one another, Benoît Debie cinematography, spider nightmare fuel, men in the wilderness talking about their feelings. twitter.com/Ceilidhann/status/1120317432722284544

Detective Pikachu said...

This is the reason why Jake Gyllenhaal’s Instagram stories are priority. LMAO

Jake loves Ryan :)

Anonymous said...

Hassie Harrison: Happy erffday, everyone.
I really like living here. This is my all time favorite planet. Thank you. 🌎 #earth

Anonymous said...

ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 3h 3 hours ago
Guess whose birthday is coming up. And Tooth’s team will not be able to help themselves.

Jake's PR team will force Austin to spend his birthday with girlfriend and friends in Texas? LOL

Hassie said...

Austin is very willing and able :)

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Letterboxd said...

This is the content I want to see on Letterboxd!
And let's be real Jake Gyllenhaal and Riz Ahmed's characters were in love you can't prove otherwise.

Instagram said...

Jake Gyllenhaal about Ryan Reynolds: Man are you one HANDSOME MOFO! Stay in Japan, you look great there.

MOFO?!? Jake!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Austin! :)

video from yesterday said...

Shirtless Austin trying to impress Hassie :)

Mary Fajita Clitface said...

Shut up!

Anonymous said...

📷 actor austin nichols @AustinNichols is 39 today #happybirthday

Instagram Stories said...

Oh no, Hassie works today, can't spend day with her Austin!

awwwwwww said...

hassie harrison 1 hour ago
Happy Birthday, baby. You’re so cool it hurts. I love you, my stone.

birthday suit said...

austin nichols 43 minutes ago
I only bathe once a year. On my birthday. So I always dress up for this special occasion.

hassieharrison: I’m a REALLY big fan of your birthday suit

Anonymous said...

“The Film Society of Lincoln Center serves as a vital force that reminds us of the bigger picture and the artistic giants on whose shoulders we stand." - Jake Gyllenhaal
Join the actor & more special guests at our 50th Anniversary Gala on Monday!
Tickets: http://filmlinc.org/gala

Austin and Hassie said...

Balloons for birthday boy!

pee gee being stupid bitch as always said...

prairiegirl said...
So old Aust has turned 39 today. I love all the new social media "accounts" which seemed to just spring up out of nowhere in celebration. "Passionate" fans who apparently never existed before. Truly pathetic stuff. Here's hoping the big guy grows a pair some day. In the meantime, have a good one.
Wednesday, April 24, 2019 at 9:42:00 PM CDT

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday buddy 🎂 @AustinNichols Have an amazing, joyful day

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tonight said...

hassie harrison 1 hour ago
Me and the dudes just waiting for tonight’s ep like... Also, how amazing was Paul Soter in last weeks episode?!? I’m starting to realize these Broken Lizard guys are actually pretty funny. I totally see that now that I know Paul. 😜 instagram.com/p/Bwr2YV4Aajz/

Anonymous said...

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) > Mysterio > Action Figures (Hasbro & Funko Pop)

Anonymous said...

An official new #SpiderManFarFromHome still shows @TomHolland1996's Peter Parker with Jake Gyllenhaal's Mysterio!

^^^ said...

Mysterio is married.

Mary Fajita Clitface said...

A-ha! Told you, Jake and Austin are married!!

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radio show said...

Liberty Radio Texas @LibertyRadioTX 16h 16 hours ago
Tomorrow on @spudgoodmanshow - "The Victim Episode" Guests: From Harry Potter and The OA,Actor and Producer Jason Isaacs,MLB Pitcher and Color Commentator Ron Darling, and from Deadwood and The Walking Dead,Actor and Director Austin Nichols with Musical Guest: Klondike Kate.

huh? said...

Chris D'Elia Verified account @chrisdelia Apr 25
Me dancing in a club and kissing a girl and finding out she has a penis and then her boyfriend gets mad and picks a fight with me and I fight back so his goons attack and then I kick EVERYONE’S ass. #acting twitter.com/chrisdelia/status/1121485156139667456

AUSTIN NICHOLS Verified account @AustinNichols 1h 1 hour ago
Replying to @chrisdelia
Best video yet!

Jake Gyllenhaal’s favorite art is of himself said...

Jake Gyllenhaal is his own favorite artwork, we hear.

A Page Six spy recently overheard a conversation in a downtown art framing store between a collector — who had been lucky enough to get a portrait of himself done by a favorite artist — and the store owner.

When the guy asked the owner if it seemed too vain to get a picture of himself framed, the owner reassured him by saying, “Jake Gyllenhaal comes in all the time and I’ve never framed something for him that’s not a picture of himself.”

A source close to the actor insisted the pictures were posters for his movies.

This summer, he’ll reprise his role in “Sea Wall/A Life” with Tom Sturridge.

Anonymous said...

No photos of Austin and kids? LOL

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Tom Holland and Jake Gyllenhaal's bromance became a problem said...

Turns out you can have too much of a good time.

It turns out Spider-Man: Far From Home's Tom Holland and Jake Gyllenhaal got on so well that it actually caused problems while making the Marvel movie. Holland will return as Spidey in the next MCU flick, with Gyllenhaal joining him as Quentin Beck – aka Mysterio.

However, the movie's director has admitted they formed a strong bromance, which ended up creating issues during takes as they made each other laugh so much.

"Sometimes they would crack each other up, and we could not get through takes occasionally," director Jon Watts told Entertainment Weekly. "It was a problem!"

Their friendship was helped by the fact that Holland was a big fan of his co-star beforehand, admitting he was top of his wish list of actors he wanted to work with. "If you look at any interview I've ever done prior to this movie and someone asked me, 'Who would you work with if you could work with any actor?' I would've said Jake Gyllenhaal," Holland explained. "And when I found out it was him, I was stoked, but also really nervous. But Jake absolutely was more than I ever could have expected."

Anonymous said...

Angel Gonzales @ElectricSheep_9
Though im like 90% sure Mysterio is going to go villain in the movie I think it would be genuinely interesting to have him just be a hero in the MCU or maybe a neutral anti-hero type deal especially when you have someone like Jake Gyllenhaal playing him

Jorge Aguirre @phenomenalloser
Replying to @ElectricSheep_9
He would be really cool to keep around but I heard he didn't want to make long term commitments to any franchise

Austin's birthday said...

Balloons for Austin
Hassie makes best sandwiches

promo time said...

Jake Gyllenhaal‏ @JakeG_Online · 3h 3 hours ago
Jake Gyllenhaal will be stopping by The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Tuesday, May 7th! Be sure to tune in! (https://bit.ly/2wJsrqk )

LOL said...

austin nichols 47m ago
I’ve heard Weekend 3 is actually the best! #coachella

paulvedere: See u there
shawski: Hahahahhahahaha
hassieharrison: GET OUTTA MY CLOSET!!!!

Anonymous said...

Official Movie Pictures > Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) > Publicity Stills

Anonymous said...

nspire @patrizsjana 6h 6 hours ago
if marvel thinks im rooting for jake gyllenhaal in ffh with his fish bowl head then theyre right as fuck

Peter & MJ Parker @SpiderMarriage 5h 5 hours ago
I'm curious to see what the second trailer for "#SpiderMan: Far From Home" will show us. I'm also curious if the rumors are true and Electro is the fourth elemental villain. Either way, I can't wait to see more of Jake Gyllenhaal as Mysterio!

Rio said...

ɪᴀɴ ☂︎ | -17 ᴅᴀʏꜱ ᴛᴏ ʜᴜɢ ᴇᴢʀᴀ @klausvssl
I JUST REMEMBERED JAKE GYLLENHAAL AND BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH ARE GOING TO HAVE A MOVIE TOGETHER AND IM SHAKING CANT WAIT TO SEE THE TALENT

April 25 said...

Tech News & Gadgets @rdiliz 22h 22 hours ago
So my x, daughter and son had tickets to the Broadway Tootsie this past Thursday. Their on line getting in and guess who cuts in front attending the show.

Yep the man below....
They were all in awe, you know if I was there I be like “AUTOgraph”
jake gyllenhaal.

Saturday in New York said...

Public Appearances > 2019 > 6th Annual Village Fete at Pioneer Works

6th Annual Village Fete
SATURDAY, APR 27
Join us for our 6th annual Village Fete on April 27, 2019, honoring Mickalene Thomas with the Visionary Award. The evening supports our year-round programming and longstanding commitment of building community through the arts and sciences at Pioneer Works.

Host Committee
Darren Aronofsky, Carol Bove, David Byrne, Maggie Gyllenhaal & Peter Sarsgaard, Kweku Mandela, Chris Rock, Esperanza Spalding, Olivia Wilde & Jason Sudeikis

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prairiegirl said...
I might also add that Data Lounge had a whole thread speculating (who knows how many comments were from pr, though) about Jake and Tom. Most of them know he's gay and of course, Jake is. So to them, the pictures of them together in New York fed the whole idea of their being a new couple and hiding in plain sight.

But then came that comment on the CDAN blind and LOL! That comment was awesome. And of course what we've been saying here on Narnia for how long now? ;-) These guys do not live in the U.S. hardly anymore except while Jake is working. They're overseas now, including Maggie and her crew.

Sunday, April 28, 2019 at 10:03:00 PM CDT

Anonymous said...

Sure. Jake, Austin and Maggie are invisible while abroad, and use holograms to fake public appearances.

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liked by Austin said...

Kerry Ehrin Verified account @KerryEhrin Apr 28
I really want to become an influencer so I can influence people to not be influenced by influencers.

gay, gay, gay said...

Justin Myers @theguyliner 16 minutes ago
All gay men look each other up and down, but it's not necessarily that they fancy one another – we're just trying to work out which one of us Jake Gyllenhaal would fall in love with first.

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Anonymous said...

Teen Me: Who's the old guy with Tom?
20s Me: Jake Gyllenhaal is hot.
30s Me: Is that a ring on Mysterio's finger?

Anonymous said...

Hassie Harrison‏ Verified account @HassieHarrison · 4h 4 hours ago
My boyfriend just started watching ep 1, season 1 of @GameOfThrones on this fateful Monday morning and honestly, I’m kinda jealous. SO MUCH CONTENT AHEAD!!

gay, gay, gay said...

"Oh, John… I feel I've known you a long time" #thesistersbrothers #chemicalhusbands

Taniaaa @ MiniMiniCon @nobledemonsxo 1h 1 hour ago
The director has confirmed their attraction and Jake Gyllenhaal describes their relationship as loving and intimate but because it's the 1800s it's not explicit in the way we'd expect it to be this is a good article on it: https://www.sbs.com.au/movies/article/2019/03/18/french-director-jacques-audiard-queering-western-sisters-brothers

🌟 Pentachilles 🌟 @ HZD zine @pentachilles 1h 1 hour ago
Omg Jake Gyllenhaal in another gay cowboy role...... Good on them for being upfront about it! Thank you for the info 💖

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS Verified account @AustinNichols 1h 1 hour ago
Just started watching @GameOfThrones Season 1. Episode 1. You guys gotta see this. Great show. 😉

New York said...

Film at Lincoln Center 7 hours ago
Our 50th Anniversary Gala is underway as Tilda Swinton, Jake Gyllenhaal, Pedro Almodóvar, Paul Dano, @zoeinthecities & more arrive! #filmlinc50

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prairiegirl said...
These guys do not live in the U.S. hardly anymore except while Jake is working. They're overseas now, including Maggie and her crew.

They’re overseas now most of the time. The troll is clinging to this sentence like it’s one huge miscue when he’s really clinging to air because we already knew that Jake had to be back in NYC by the end of the month for the Lincoln Center event, so the troll can blow it out his ear. Smh.

Monday, April 29, 2019 at 5:11:00 AM CDT

prairiegirl said...

Jake and Austin have 8 children - because I say so.
Jake, Austin and Maggie spent last 7 years hiding and faking their lives - because I say so.

Anonymous said...

Jake had to be back in NYC by the end of the month for the Lincoln Center event

Jake and Maggie were at Pioneer Works event on Saturday, April 27.
Jake and Maggie live in New York, with thousands photos and sightings to support that simple fact.

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New York said...

Public Appearances > 2019 > Film Society Of Lincoln Center's 50th Anniversary Gala
Fan Photos > Film Society Of Lincoln Center's 50th Anniversary Gala (April 29, 2019)

Anonymous said...

hassie harrison 1 hour ago
I noticed my last couple of pictures have been a bunch of dudes so here’s a pic of my sexy new heels on my breakfast table to remind all y’all I’m still a girl. 💕🎀 instagram.com/p/Bw4tnwVAHGQ/

^^^ said...

austinnichols: That’s MY dinosaur

MX said...

Spider Man Far from Home tour starts this Saturday at @conquemx in Mexico with Tom Holland and Jake Gyllenhaal.

Anonymous said...

“Cinema has had a supernatural ability to show us empathy. Great films make us better people.”
- Jake Gyllenhaal #filmlinc50

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal & Jared Leto in Highway (2002)

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Cinema Luminaries Celebrate 50 Years of Film Society at Lincoln Center said...

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Among those who took the stage to pay homage were Martin Scorsese, John Waters, Pedro Almodovar, Dee Rees, Michael Moore, Jake Gyllenhaal, Paul Dano and Zoe Kazan. Others in attendance included Michael Barker and Tom Bernard, Julian Schnabel, Paul Schrader, J.C. Chandor, Jim Jarmusch, Jimmy Chin, Elliot Goldenthal, Christine Vachon and Ira Deutchman.

Scorsese spoke about being transformed after attending the second NYFF (he was unable to afford a ticket to the first), and then returning years later to premiere at the fest short films and ultimately his breakthrough feature, 1973's Mean Streets, accompanied by his mother. Dano and Kazan said they both attended NYFF as kids, making it all the more special to return last fall with their film Wildlife.
...
Almodovar also gave thanks for New Directors/New Films, a joint venture of FLC and the Museum of Modern Art, which had helped to put him on the map. And Waters expressed tongue-in-cheek appreciation for FLC's film retrospectives at its Walter Reade Theater and its in-house publication Film Comment, to which he said he continues to subscribe even though it gave one of his films the worst pan of his career.

Gyllenhaal said that FLC "has defended the soul of film." Almodovar declared, "As long as Film at Lincoln Center exists, cinema will live on." And Scorsese, lamenting the idea of 'content' instead of films, said of 'content,' "It has no place in the house of cinema" as embodied by this "remarkable organization."

New York said...

Melody Murphy @Melody_Murphy 14h 14 hours ago
So...this is a picture of me at dinner tonight. What you don’t see is JAKE GYLLENHAAL is seated right behind me. Rachel Ray is to my right. We obviously fail at celebrity photo taking #icantquityoujacktwist #SMWNYC
twitter.com/Melody_Murphy/status/1123402395088773121

#SMWNYC
https://twitter.com/socialmediaweek
SMW is a premier conference and industry news platform for professionals in media, marketing, and tech! Secure your pass for #SMWNYC 2019! (April 30 - May 2)

Anonymous said...

Κωνσταντίνα @DeannaJC_9 4h 4 hours ago
I still cant fathom that Jake Gyllenhaal is actually going to be a part of the MCU in July like what did I do to deserve such beauty?

Broadway said...

5 DAYS LEFT until tickets to #SeaWallALife go on sale! 🚨
Grab your seats Monday at 10AM ET at http://seawallalife.com ! 🚨

Anonymous said...

I'm back @Ashercetchum 4h 4 hours ago
I think Spider-Man Far From Home is gonna be a lot more sad than we realize. I mean we’re not even considering the kind of roles Jake Gyllenhaal takes. He is a powerful and damn good actor. So we’re in for a treat...

Anonymous said...

myeu-muh @lecgal 12h 12 hours ago
I need ryan reynolds and jake gyllenhaal do a comedy movie together

fingers crossed!

Mary Fajita Clitface said...

Shut up!

April 29 said...

Cocomo loves cuddling up with Austin :)

LOL said...

jake gyllenhaal: My pajamas @tomholland2013 #spidermanfarfromhome

^^^ said...

Jake and Tom: Pajamas context

Anonymous said...

y ⍟ @rgnork 3h 3 hours ago
jake gyllenhaal and tom holland are the most iconic duo no i don't take constructive criticism

Brady Peters @bradyfpeters 3h 3 hours ago
Who woulda thought that in 2019 my favorite interactions to watch on Instagram would be Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Holland????

awwwwwww said...

River Phoenix when asked if he was afraid of homophobic harassment after MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO:
"Fuck them. That’s all I can say. A big capital F, a U-C-K, and THEM. T-H-E-M."
Liked by Jake Gyllenhaal

Anonymous said...

Jake is already in Mexico.

video said...

Jake and Tom in Mexico #yesterday

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Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal will be on @TheEllenShow May 7th as part of the press tour! #FarFromHome

Jake and Tom said...

tomholland2013: It has begun #spidermanfarfromhome

Jimmy Kimmel Live said...

Headline Planet @headlineplanet 6m 6 minutes ago
@TomHolland1996, @Zendaya, @CobieSmulders, Jake Gyllenhaal & Jacob Batalon will support Spider-Man: Far From Home on the May 9 edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Anonymous said...

Melting Pee Gee, why are you pissed off? :)

Mexico said...

Fan Photos > Promoting 'Spider-Man: Far From Home' In Mexico City (May 3, 2019)
Fan Photos > Greeting Fans In Mexico City (May 3, 2019)
Public Appearances > 2019 > 'Spider-Man: Far From Home' Press Interviews In Mexico City
Paparazzi Photos > 2019 > May 2 - Arriving At The Airport In Mexico City

Meanwhile in Los Angeles said...

Austin and Hassie attended Jaime King's birthday party

awwwwwww said...

Jake's ms.flufflestiltskin Instagram Story
Jake loves this kitten 🐱

May 3 said...

Happy birthday Jaime King!
Austin, Hassie, Jaime and friends #birthdayparty

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ouch! said...

Melting Pee Gee, why are you pissed off?

PG hates Austin who loves living with Hassie and Cocomo,
hates Jake who enjoys spending time with cute guys who aren't Austin.
And she hates WFT2 for posting tons of 'Austin loves girls' proof.

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prairiegirl said...
The decision must be made - do we sully Narnia with Jake's nonsensical social media while on tour with Junior? Which is worse - his social media already or "Aust's" social media?

Saturday, May 4, 2019 at 2:33:00 PM CDT

Mexico City, Mexico said...

jake gyllenhaal 16 hours ago
Quick video I edited together for @tomholland2013 #spidermanfarfromhome

just boys having fun said...

tomholland2013 16 hours ago
A quick video I put together. @harryholland64 had no involvement 😂#spidermanfarfromhome

LOL said...

Find yourself someone that looks at you like Jake Gyllenhaal looks at Tom Holland

Sunday said...

Museo Frida Kahlo today - Jake is still in Mexico.

Anonymous said...

Jake still looking for the right woman :)

Anonymous said...

He is still with Jeanne Cadieu.

Anonymous said...

Jake was never with Jeanne Cadieu.
She's just a cheap beard - fans don't give shit about her, Jake hates bearding with her.

new trailer said...

Brony Stark @RachelBROwen 3m 3 minutes ago
Can I just say that as per usual, Jake Gyllenhaal is looking MIGHTY FINE in that trailer and if Marvel don't give him a multi film arc I am going to be ANGRY

SPIDER-MAN FAR FROM HOME Trailer #2