Monday, 24 September 2018

Reality vs. Fan fiction 61


>> Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal: 'The Kindergarten Teacher' screening in New York on October 9, 2018 · more photos

>> Jake Gyllenhaal with Greta Caruso (?) in New York on October 5, 2018 · La Mercerie Cafe

>> Austin Nichols and Hassie Harrison · October 7, 2018 #Sunday

> Austin's first Instagram story ever - he loves being daddy!

>> Austin Nichols and Hassie Harrison · October 6, 2018 #Saturday

>> Introspective Magazine > Tour Jake Gyllenhaal’s Art- and Design-Filled New York Office

>> Variety: Emily Mortimer, Robyn Nevin, Bella Heathcote to Star in Jake Gyllenhaal-Backed 'Relic'

>> National Boyfriend Day >> Variety: Jake Gyllenhaal on How Ryan Reynolds Built the House of Deadpool: "... After years of waiting and struggling to fit his unfortunate, pear-shaped physique into the skinny jeans of a conventional romantic lead, Ryan made his own luck with 'Deadpool'. ... But make no mistake about it: For all of the effortlessness that Ryan projects, the man works tirelessly. He writes all night so he can be present for his kids and wife all day (and thanks to Aviation gin, he can pull off the latter)."

>> IHJ > New York Film Festival: 'Wildlife' Premiere

>> Jake Gyllenhaal in New York · September 30, 2018

>> Jacques Audiard and Jake Gyllenhaal: 'The Sisters Brothers' Q&A at the Angelika Film Center in New York #video · September 21, 2018

>> Austin Nichols posted on September 24, 2018: 'Nothing behind me, everything ahead of me, as is ever so on the road.' - Jack Kerouac · Instagram · Twitter · Facebook

>> Throwback Monday > Austin Nichols and Hassie Harrison in Los Angeles on September 11, 2018 · with Paul Wesley and Ivan Shaw

239 comments:

  1. Comment by Hassie Harrison: You’re legs look really sexy here babe #Instagram

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  2. I can't see your instagram post
    Jake with younger PR lady or some other girl?
    instagram.com/jakeovereverything

    Are you logged into Instagram?
    Log out and try again, maybe jakeovereverything blocked you.

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  3. Why would she blocked me? I never spoke with her

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  4. Can someone tell me if Jake complete adress is:

    Jacob Gyllenhaal
    443 Greenwich street
    NY 10013-1702 New York United states of America

    Thanks.

    I am trying to find nine stories production to send a letter to Riva marker too, and another one to send a letter to cary fukunaga. Could someone help me?

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  5. Why would she blocked me?

    Because that would explain why you can't see public Instagram photo.

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  6. Hal Rudnick Verified account @halrudnick 45m45 minutes ago
    Really enjoyed #thesistersbrothers. Great cast, funny, and beautifully shot western. Always love John C. Reilly. I'm standing in front of wardrobe from Jake Gyllenhaal and Riz Ahmed. Nice seeing reunion of actors from one of my fave recent flicks #nightcrawler

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  7. "I am trying to find nine stories production to send a letter"

    IMDbPro has contact info for all of them, for example:
    https://pro.imdb.com/name/nm1560977?rf=cons_nm_contact&ref_=cons_nm_contact

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  8. Mikey Mike @MikeyBoyCanada Sep 23
    One Tree Hill premiered 15 years ago. Was busy raising babies / had no idea what this show was until it was over ( after 9 seasons) but still the best show ever ❤️ @SophiaBush @HilarieBurton @BethanyJoyLenz @AustinNichols @ThisIsLafferty @ChadMMurray @TheRealShantel etc 💙

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  10. wouah jake will be in the future Dune (denis villeneuve) as Duncan Idaho !

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  11. the link https://www.instagram.com/p/BoJuJi6g3gB/?tagged=jakegyllenhaal I

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  12. That is confirmed? (no confirmation on Twitter) Or just a rumor?

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  13. Confirmed on cinéma website

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  14. @chalametgreta 8h 8 hours ago
    Not sure why there's a rumour about Jake Gyllenhaal being in #Dune but, IMDb has removed the 'rumoured' status from @RealChalamet status so there's that to celebrate 🙌 can't wait to see who they cast as Leto Atreides. Still think Viggo or @Kyle_MacLachlan

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  15. Will Smith is 50 today... Crazy. Happy Birthday!

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  16. hassie harrison 5 hours ago
    Hey friends!! Don’t forget to register to vote today. I have a link in my stories that’ll simplify the process for you. This is such an important time for American democracy. We all have to show up in order for this system to work. 🇺🇸 #democracyisaverb https://www.instagram.com/p/BoKyQSIA2b1/

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  17. No wonder Austin loves her :))

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  19. So cute and sweet and sexc

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  20. Everybody loves Hassie!

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  21. OMG, is that really you, Austin??? Please respond.

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  22. WOW! I cant believe it's you 8D Can you please email me Austin?

    chrisdenham@gmail.com

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  23. Austin's mine...I'm 13 and have a huge chest

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  24. Buzz off, he's mine!

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  25. Mary Fajita ClitfaceSeptember 26, 2018 7:13 am

    Shut up!!

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  27. Only Pee Gee doesn't like Hassie, LOL :)

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  28. Only crazy prairiegirl wants me to be gay. Sorry!

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  29. huda @heyyaitshuda 8h 8 hours ago
    TIMOTHEE CHAMALET AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL ARE RUMOURED TO BE WORKING TOGETHER FOR DUNE IM GONNA BREAKDOWN

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  30. Jonny Mowat @jmowatstuff 7h 7 hours ago
    YOOOOO I'm just finding out that Jake Flippin Gyllenhaal is going to play MYSTERIO in the next Spiderman film????!!!!!! I've been shipping Mysterio as the best Spiderman villain for YONKS.
    twitter.com/jmowatstuff/status/1044874201717510144

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  31. Associate Editor @Forbes covering tech and VCSeptember 26, 2018 4:11 pm

    Alex Konrad Verified account @alexrkonrad Sep 23
    I just turned to ask the guy next to me in the supermarket if shallots and red onions are the same thing. He was super nice—they’re not, he said, but he loves shallots. That’s when I realized I was getting grocery advice from Jake Gyllenhaal.

    Kaitlyn Tiffany Verified account @kait_tiffany Sep 23
    which supermarket asking for no reason

    Alex Konrad Verified account @alexrkonrad Sep 23
    Replying to @kait_tiffany @CaseyNewton
    If you ever are in the East Village of NYC I can tell you the secret lol

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  32. Gentleman. Scholar. Bounty Hunter.
    Jake Gyllenhaal is John Morris in #TheSistersBrothers - NOW PLAYING in NY and LA.
    Opening in more cities this Friday: http://tickets.thesistersbrothers.movie twitter.com/SistersBrosFilm/status/1045010141370699777

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  33. Cik Rue @MMahayudi 1h 1 hour ago
    Have big crush for Jake Gyllenhaal omg... he’s soooo soft spoken and gentlemen

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  35. He was super nice—they’re not, he said, but he loves shallots. That’s when I realized I was getting grocery advice from Jake Gyllenhaal.

    awwwwwwwwwwwww

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  36. ola @monaejaneIIe 2h 2 hours ago
    jake gyllenhaal's entire existence is so bizarre to me like. all those photos of him eating alone and laughing to himself? that interview where he says he can't say what type of sandwich he ate bc it's "too personal"? WHO is that man

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  37. Hi Does someone knows jakeovereverything very well? It seems that she received private videos with Jake and Riva Marker. I'll die to Watch them, but I won't share anyhting. Can someone provide me ?

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    1. How did you hear that account has been provided videos? What sort of videos are they?

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  38. The person who told you about those videos should be able to help.
    If such videos exist.
    Why would someone close to Jake or Riva share private videos with random Jake fan?

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  39. How did you hear that account has been provided videos? What sort of videos are they?

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  40. Q&As with Paul Dano and Jake Gyllenhaal on October 20 at 5:15pm and October 21 at 4:30pm

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  42. Is Riz Ahmed gay? Jake really likes him :)

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  44. Riz is smart, funny, cute and sexy - what's not to like?

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  45. No, Riz has a girlfriend!

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  47. Jake works on Broadway where 80% or more males are gay - no shortage of cute gays for Jake :)

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  48. Mary Fajita ClitfaceSeptember 28, 2018 8:21 am

    Shut up! Jake lives in LA!

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  50. prairiegirl,
    did you find someone, anyone who believes that Jake is married to Austin?
    No? So why would Jake fake living in New York?

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  51. Luis Guzman Verified account @IamLuisGuzman 15h 15 hours ago
    A REAL MAN, A REAL HUMAN BEING WOULD SAY FUCK IT, GIVE ME A LIE DETECTOR TEST I'VE GOT NOTHING, NADA TO HIDE...MAKES YOU WONDER...WHY DEFLECT?

    liked by Austin

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  52. Film Ranker @RankerFilm 13m 13 minutes ago
    Here’s our ranking of Jake Gyllenhaal’s best films:
    1. Zodiac
    2. Nightcrawler
    3. Donnie Darko
    4. Prisoners
    5. End of Watch
    6. Okja
    7. Brokeback Mountain
    8. Stronger
    9. Southpaw
    10. Source Code
    11. Jarhead
    12. Brothers

    One of our favourite actors working right now.

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  53. Wow What a weird chick and weird message to jake gyllenhaal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAQhMIXr2dE

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  54. Jake, did you understand the message? Feel free to explain :)

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  55. “Home for me is where challenge lies. Little Shop of Horrors was the 1st time I had sung to a NY audience. I can still remember the feeling, the vibration of the audience. It was an inexplicable feeling. I couldn’t really comprehend it.” + new photo

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  57. prairiegirl, did you find someone, anyone who believes that Jake is married to Austin?
    No? So why would Jake fake living in New York?


    Well?

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  59. prairiegirl can't explain anything - she can only post retarded lies and J/A slash fiction.
    And she melts on WFT2 like crazy :))))))

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  61. prairiegirl is stupid and delusionalSeptember 29, 2018 5:25 am

    ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 21h 21 hours ago
    Well let's see. I had just recently done a factory reset on the flip phone and as soon as I hung up with M &M minutes ago, here came the malware link. Been awhile, boys. Did you gain access and then lose it? twitter.com/GoosesTile/status/1045646088869466112

    "malware link" is AT&T software update notification, LMAO!

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  63. Delusion of Grandeur + Pathological lying (also called pseudologia fantastica and mythomania) is a behavior of habitual or compulsive lying.

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  64. Watch this EXCLUSIVE featurette that takes you behind the scenes of the wild, deeply brilliant @SistersBrosFilm, now playing in select theaters in NYC and LA and expanding this week to Austin, Chicago, Dallas, Denver, Houston, Phoenix, San Francisco, and Washington DC. twitter.com/moviefone/status/1044602428065230848

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  65. ^^ PG Clitface sure is full of shit #OUCH

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  67. prairiegirl is pathological liarSeptember 29, 2018 10:38 am

    TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 2018
    Rah Rah Break: Let's Hear It For J•A•C•O•B • G•Y•L•L•E•N•H•A•A•L !
    ...
    C - C is for considerate. When it comes to Austin, we at Narnia and Oh My Godot heard the stories of Jake liking to please his guy, Austin and it is never any more evident than in the places they travel together - places which are near bodies of water because Austin loves the water. Big Sur, Tortuga Bay, Hawaii and no doubt the south of France. Jake has also known how much Austin loves birds, hence the several shirts he has worn which are adorned with a bird(s). Here he is with what looks to be a flock of seagulls, I mean geese! on his shirt. What did Austin say his power animal was? The seagull. Who is Austin known as, in Ted Casablanca's Blind Item? Grey Goose. Bird, bird, win, win. ;-)
    ...
    E - E is for enough. As in - most importantly, for his partner Austin, he is enough. And whether he knows it or not, for this author as well - he is enough. He is fine and dandy the way he is.
    ...
    H - H is for healthful. Jake has long been known to be conscious of what he eats (when Austin isn't steering him towards the taco truck side of life). He's gone through his kale stage and known for his penchant for Whole Foods and farmers markets. Jake treats himself, but he also likes to feel good, as evidenced by trying to eat right and work out when he can.
    A - A is for adult. We don't get to talk to Jake. Or witness him away from the camera. But you can't enthusiastically and financially plan for a large family without earnestly wanting one. And no one can prepare for adulthood like having children. No doubt Jake has found this out (along with Austin) and he is no longer the 20-something young man that he was. He's earned the crinkle lines.
    L - L is for lionhearted. Jake has put himself out there. He withstood some box office failures, he has taken risks, he stood up for his relationship with Austin and took the plunge, he no doubt is trying to provide and care for his family. And when he believes in his movies, there is no one who works harder to promote them, no matter the outcome at the box office. ...

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  68. Pee Gee, please take your medications.

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  69. Caroline Rose Davis @carolinerosedav 2h 2 hours ago
    NYC is fun because you run into your celeb crush, Jake Gyllenhaal, at a coffee shop and try to play it cool, but then proceed to shake an open jug of oat milk all over yourself

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  71. Maggie Gyllenhaal: I cried yesterday walking by these ads. Women looking like real women, not a fantasy of how we’re supposed to look. So hot, so beautiful. I wish there were ads like this in the subway when I was 12, like my daughter. @thirdlove thank you xxm instagram.com/p/BoT_Vqinjaj/

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  72. Film Samurai @FilmSamurai 5h 5 hours ago
    That was exceptional. Far better than expected. Phoenix, Reilly, Gyllenhaal and Ahmed all perfect here. Beautiful score by Alexandre Desplat. Might be a Top 10 of 2018 for me. It’s that good. #SistersBrothers

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  73. Mary Fajita ClitfaceSeptember 30, 2018 2:08 am

    Shut up!!

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  74. What did Austin say his power animal was? The seagull.
    Who is Austin known as, in Ted Casablanca's Blind Item? Grey Goose.


    Austin loves dogs, too. And he loves living with girls who love dogs :)

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  76. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSeptember 30, 2018 5:43 am

    he stood up for his relationship with Austin

    How? When? When Jake moved to New York?

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  77. Poor Pee Gee Clitface, her lies and slash fiction are laughable.

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  78. kathryn kochanowicz @haute_cinq 20m 20 minutes ago
    If the powers that be are truly remaking Dune with Denis Villeneuve directing, and Timothee Chalamet & now Jake Gyllenhaal starring, expect me to speak of literally nothing else until we’re all ~blessed~ w/this fucking GIFT

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  79. Emma Kennedy ⚡️@_emmakennedy_ Sep 28
    So yesterday I started my internship with a celebrity stylist and TODAY they sent me to drop off Jake Gyllenhaal’s suit to him at his apartment and talk to him. THAT is called progress LADIES when you see JG looking hot this weekend you have ME to thank for getting his fit to him

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  80. Jake and @wildlifethefilm co-star Carey Mulligan with director Paul Dano attending the after party at @theribbonnyc after attending @thenyff for at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center [9.30.2018.] instagram.com/p/BoX89cHgJgu/

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  81. Looking good :)

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  83. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOctober 01, 2018 4:35 am

    ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 10h1 0 hours ago
    We'll see if Mgmnt can come thru with more convincing pictures tho. A simple "red carpet" does not cut it anymore.

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  84. Pee Gee is such a moron, LOL

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  86. ouch, ouch, ouch!October 01, 2018 6:15 am

    prairiegirl said...
    My real name is Mary 'whorefat' and my pussy stinks


    Trolling Mary's tweets and comments are retarded. As usual.

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  87. Finally, after months of filming on top of rumors that Mysterio would be the villain of Spider-Man: Far From Home, fans finally have their first look at Jake Gyllenhaal in what could be the film's big climax.

    Marvel Studios and Sony Pictures are collaborating once again for Spider-Man's next foray into the Marvel Cinematic Universe, bringing the classic fishbowled villain onto the big screen for the first time. And now we have our first major look at the villain, as he appears in this brand new set video. Take a look:

    As we can see, it appears that Spider-Man has bested his foe (which we should all assume) when some law enforcement agents show up for backup. It looks like their fight has caused a ton of destruction, as evidenced by the flaming debris that surrounds the theater of chaos.

    So far, we can't officially confirm that this character is indeed Mysterio, as Marvel Studios and Sony Pictures has yet to confirm it. But based on his costume, which appears to be a more tech-enhanced version of Thor's original outfit, it looks that Mysterio is a safe bet. The supervillain's look appears to be a cross between the mainstream Marvel Universe, with the purple cape, and the Ultimate Universe version where the outfit is more based in technology.

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  88. We'll see if Mgmnt can come thru with more convincing pictures tho. A simple "red carpet" does not cut it anymore.

    Just another PROOF that prairiegirl is crazy tinhat. #smh

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  89. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOctober 01, 2018 2:44 pm

    ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 59m 59 minutes ago
    Tooth in his dad pullover knit top last night is still making me smile. Easy, over-the-head because you just don’t have time to be bothered with buttons, that’s the life of the parent of a brood.

    ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 58m 58 minutes ago
    Tucking in, nope. Belts, nope. Layers? Nope. Shaving? Preferably not. Tooth has no time to shave or groom. He’s a man on the constant move, those kids are waking him up at 5 and he doesn’t get any rest until they’re all in bed.

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  90. Jose Benitez® @JoseBenitez722 1h1 hour ago
    I get super excited when I remember that Jake Gyllenhaal is playing Mysterio in the next Spider-Man movie ☺. The man is a magnificent actor and if you don't believe it or know who he is, then pleeeeeease, I'm begging you to watch Nightcrawler, he did such a great great job 😭

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  91. #JakeGyllenhaal with #BenStiller and his daughter #EllaOliviaStiller at the after party for his film Wildlife held during the 2018 New York Film Festival in New York City https://www.instagram.com/p/BoaE9Ann5h7/

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  92. Hi ! can someone helpme ? I would like to write a letter to Jake gyllenhaal publicist but on imdb pro They only give his adress with th ZIp code without the +4.
    Can someone tell me gow to find it?
    Does someone have nine stories production adress?

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  93. https://productionlist.com/production-contact/nine-stories/

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  94. Riva's wife, but unfortunately she doesn't like Twitter much:
    https://twitter.com/ericafreed

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  95. Thanks but I Don't really want to pay 50$ just for an adress

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  96. Jake pictured with movie producer Jonathan Sehring (“Boys Don’t Cry” and “Boyhood”) BUT look who else came to the after party...➡️ “Brokeback Mountain” director Ang Lee!
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BoaZ0H0g4Wh/

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  98. Mary Fajita ClitfaceOctober 02, 2018 11:01 am

    Shut up!!

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  99. jordan @kidgorgeousjr Aug 30
    jake gyllenhaal and riz ahmed are a gay couple in the sisters brothers right??

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  100. By JAKE GYLLENHAAL

    For Variety’s latest issue, we asked Jake Gyllenhaal to write a tribute to Ryan Reynolds, one of 50 people to make our New Power of New York list. Here’s why Reynolds, the star of “Deadpool,” represents a new generation of movers and shakers that capture the best of Manhattan. For the full list, click here.

    I first met Ryan many years ago, and he struck me immediately as quick and warm and thoughtful, a gentleman in an era of foppish putzes, the unlikely love child of Mel Brooks and Dorothy Parker and Gary Cooper. He was also taller than me. Against my wishes, we became close friends.

    Audiences got to know Ryan a bit through his work in a string of romantic comedies. He was undoubtedly charming and handsome (annoying), but he never quite had the space to fire on all cylinders. What we all want for our friends in this business is for the world to see what we see, and as actors, that only happens in a perfect storm of timing and the full luck. After years of waiting and struggling to fit his unfortunate, pear-shaped physique into the skinny jeans of a conventional romantic lead, Ryan made his own luck with “Deadpool.”

    Ryan built the house of Deadpool brick by brick, constructing a space that inspired him and let him stretch to every corner of the room. The remarkable success of “Deadpool” may have shocked the suits who took a chance on financing that ragtag superhero movie, but for the people who know and love Ryan, it was no surprise that the whole damn world rallied as soon as it had the chance to really see him: all of the edges and darkness, the crackerjack wit borne from a lifetime of sensitivity and sadness, and against all odds, the openness.

    But make no mistake about it: For all of the effortlessness that Ryan projects, the man works tirelessly. He writes all night so he can be present for his kids and wife all day (and thanks to Aviation gin, he can pull off the latter).

    So often — too often — the wildly talented people of our world funnel the lion’s share of their energy into their work, but as good a writer and comedian as Ryan is, he is a better friend and father and husband. And that, for me, is the true mark of power.

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  101. Did you miss seeing Jake at the Q&A for @wildlifethefilm on the 30th and now you are wallowing in self hatred? 😞 Dry those tears because you have 2 more chances!!
    🚨 Jake will be appearing at two additional Q&A’s along with director Paul Dano on October 20th at 5:15 pm and 21st at 4:30 pm in NYC. Get your tickets at filmlinc.org/wildlife 👈

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  102. Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Reynolds' bromance is still going strong.

    The actors became pals while filming their 2017 movie Life, and went on to grace the world with their friendship during the film's promotional tour. Now, Gyllenhaal is opening up about their friendship in a tribute to Reynolds for Variety's New Power of New York list.

    "I first met Ryan many years ago, and he struck me immediately as quick and warm and thoughtful, a gentleman in an era of foppish putzes, the unlikely love child of Mel Brooks and Dorothy Parker and Gary Cooper," the 37-year-old began. "He was also taller than me. Against my wishes, we became close friends."

    "Audiences got to know Ryan a bit through his work in a string of romantic comedies. He was undoubtedly charming and handsome (annoying), but he never quite had the space to fire on all cylinders," Gyllenhaal humorously continued. "What we all want for our friends in this business is for the world to see what we see, and as actors, that only happens in a perfect storm of timing and the full luck. After years of waiting and struggling to fit his unfortunate, pear-shaped physique into the skinny jeans of a conventional romantic lead, Ryan made his own luck with Deadpool."

    Gyllenhaal went on to write that Reynolds "built the house of Deadpool brick by brick."
    "The remarkable success of Deadpool may have shocked the suits who took a chance on financing that ragtag superhero movie, but for the people who know and love Ryan, it was no surprise that the whole damn world rallied as soon as it had the chance to really see him: all of the edges and darkness, the crackerjack wit borne from a lifetime of sensitivity and sadness, and against all odds, the openness," Gyllenhaal wrote.

    "But make no mistake about it: For all of the effortlessness that Ryan projects, the man works tirelessly. He writes all night so he can be present for his kids and wife all day (and thanks to Aviation gin, he can pull off the latter)," Gyllenhaal told readers, giving a nod to Reynolds' wife Blake Lively and their two daughters James Reynolds, 3, and Inez Reynolds, 2.

    "So often — too often — the wildly talented people of our world funnel the lion's share of their energy into their work, but as good a writer and comedian as Ryan is, he is a better friend and father and husband," Gyllenhaal concluded. "And that, for me, is the true mark of power."

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  103. Jake is so sweet, awwwwwwwwwwwwww :)

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  104. Mary Fajita ClitfaceOctober 03, 2018 7:45 am

    Shut up, Jake loves only Austin!

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  105. how can someone be so stupid???October 03, 2018 8:01 am

    ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 24h 24 hours ago
    'Morning to you too. Again right after I disconnect from a call w/ you know who. You can see when we call each other can't you? #stalker Two times in less than a week. What's got you pissed. I haven't even hardly been online.

    Crazy Pee Gee still refuses to install AT&T Software updates, LMAO!!

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  106. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOctober 03, 2018 8:10 am

    prairiegirl said...
    Of course, this whole contrived, forced nonsense from Jake today is no doubt a concoction of his team WME/IMG/Endeavor because it promotes a fellow WME/IMG/Endeavor client, Ry-Ry Reynolds. Also promotes Marvel's Deadpool and Jake's upcoming Spidey flick, which his team cannon-balled into his social media search on Sunday the 30th.

    lol, it doesn't get any more Captain Obvious than that. Never mind that Jake hasn't been seen with Ry-Ry since....the last time they had something to promote - their movie Life. Even though they're supposed to live in the same pap-proof condo building.
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    Tuesday, October 2, 2018 at 9:19:00 PM CDT

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  107. Never mind that Jake hasn't been seen with Austin .... the last time Jake had something to promote in Austin, TX. Even though they're supposed to be married and have 8 kids together.

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  109. Never mind that Jake hasn't been seen with Ry-Ry since....the last time they had something to promote - their movie Life. Even though they're supposed to live in the same pap-proof condo building.

    1. Jake and Ryan live in the SAME building = no reason to go out to spend time together.
    2. Pee Gee ALWAYS lies. Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal go on a coffee date in New York City on October 20, 2017.

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  110. Emily Mortimer, Robyn Nevin and Bella Heathcote will star in the independent dementia drama “Relic,” which begins production next week in Victoria, Australia.

    Producers are Carver Films’ Anna McLeish and Sarah Shaw, and Nine Stories’ Jake Gyllenhaal and Riva Marker. “Relic” is executive produced by Anthony Russo, Joe Russo, and Mike Larocca and financed by their studio AGBO with Screen Australia and Film Victoria.

    Natalie Erika James is making her feature directorial debut. She will helm from a script she co-wrote with Christian White about three generations of women –- daughter, mother and grandmother –- who are haunted by a manifestation of aged dementia that takes over their family home.

    “’Relic’ was inspired by the experience of Alzheimer’s within my own family and the shift in family dynamics as we slowly have to parent our parents,” said James. “At its core, it explores the fear and heartbreak of dementia and ageing through a horror lens.”

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  111. Bravo to #PaulDano who makes an astonishingly confident directorial debut with #Wildlife - a heartbreaking tale of a family falling apart in 1960. #CareyMulligan gives the best performance of her career, along with the stellar #JakeGyllenhaal & newcomer @EdOxenbould. 🎬 #NYFF twitter.com/THofacker/status/1046781734539460611

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  112. Larocca said, “‘Relic’s’ allegorical view of dementia spoke to us in a profoundly emotional way and represents the very best of what the genre has to offer. Natalie is the exact filmmaker that AGBO serves to bolster and we’re proud to support her and help bring her powerful film to life.”

    Gyllenhaal and Marker praised James’ short film “Creswick” for capturing suspense and horror. They added, “We’re thrilled for her to have a bigger canvas in ‘Relic’ to work with this stellar group of actors.”

    Sally Caplan, head of content at Screen Australia, said, “‘Relic’ is especially exciting for us as it is the second Gender Matters Brilliant Stories funded feature to go into production.”

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  113. Mary Fajita ClitfaceOctober 04, 2018 7:23 am

    Shut up!!

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  115. Jake's husband prefers blondes with big boobs, LOL :)

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  116. Michelle Eisenstadt @michellebeth05 11h 11 hours ago
    Just bought my @AustinNichols photo ops for @WalkrStalkrCon Atlanta! Just 3 more weeks!!! @melissaabrianaa @jenngresta @cait_gresta

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  117. Tour Jake Gyllenhaal’s Art- and Design-Filled New York Office

    Hip, stylish and a little bit noir, the actor and producer's Ashe + Leandro–designed Soho workspace is all an indie film company headquarters should be.
    ...
    The loft, which required only a thorough paint job when Nine Stories took it over last year, comprises a main office area with four employee desks, a conference room and a screening room. The two former bedrooms are now private offices, one for Gyllenhaal and one for his business partner, Riva Marker. Ashe says she conceived the spaces as “sort of masculine-feminine, with rich colors”: orange and deep gray for him, teal and red for her. ...

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  119. Maggie Gyllenhaal looks chic in leopard print dress at the Hamptons International Film Festival... as star poses with husband Peter Sarsgaard

    She is the star of the new film The Kindergarten Teacher. So it wasn't a surprise to see Maggie Gyllenhaal turn up at the screening of the movie at the Hamptons International Film Festival.

    The 40-year-old actress cut a chic figure in a leopard print dress as she headed down the red carpet, along with a variety of other celebrities. Support: The Dark Knight actress' husband Peter Sarsgaard, 47, also joined her own the red carpet, dressed in a black suit with a striped black and white shirt.

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  121. prairiegirl said...
    learn the alphabet with jake gyllenhaal
    A is for my (gaping) Asshole
    B is for my Basement
    C is for my Clitface


    Always trolling, always stupid and disgusting. #yuck

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  122. Tour Jake Gyllenhaal’s Art- and Design-Filled New York Office

    Lovely. Everyone would love working in that office.

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  123. Perfect couple?

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  124. Golden Globe winner Maggie Gyllenhaal has teamed with Pie Films to acquire film rights to author Elena Ferrante’s novel The Lost Daughter, for which Gyllenhaal will write, produce, and make her first directorial outing. Talia Kleinhendler and Osnat Handelsman-Keren of Pie Films will produce alongside Gyllenhaal. The three previously partnered on The Kindergarten Teacher, which premiered at Sundance this year and will be released October 12 on Netflix.

    The Lost Daughter follows Leda who, while on a holiday by the sea, experiences a seemingly meaningless event that causes her to be overwhelmed by memories of the difficult and unconventional choices she made as a mother and their consequences for herself and her family. What begins as an apparently serene tale of a woman’s pleasant rediscovery of herself soon becomes a ferocious psychological thriller about a confrontation with an unsettled past.

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  127. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOctober 06, 2018 3:40 am

    ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 19h 19 hours ago
    After just trying to make a call at the kitties house. I could care less how unhappy you are. #ATTUpdate #Stalker twitter.com/GoosesTile/status/1048190568378060801

    crazy pee gee still trying to sell AT&T software updates as stalking

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  128. After appearing in 2014’s “Nightcrawler”, Jake Gyllenhaal and Riz Ahmed are re-teaming for the western “The Sisters Brothers”. The friends tell ET Canada’s Roz Weston they’re now a packaged deal as they bond over the movies they watched as kids like “Gremlins” and “Young Guns”.

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  129. crazy pee gee still trying to sell AT&T software updates as stalking

    Stupider than dirt, LOL :)

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  130. Elena Ferrante: ‘Maggie Gyllenhaal is filming one of my books. It’s her story to tell now'
    It’s important for me – for her, for all women – that her work be hers and turn out well

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  131. sp(ooky)icy half-orc boy @motelsonthemoon 1h 1 hour ago
    whenever I’m sad I think about the music video Jake Gyllenhaal was in where he played a serial killer and I feel better

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  132. 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗 𝙷𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍 @JM_Hildenbrand 14h14 hours ago
    Every time I see a movie trailer with Jake Gyllenhaal in it I shed a tear because it says “academy award nominee” instead of “47 time academy award winner” like it should. @TheAcademy give Jake Gyllenhaal an award already

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  133. Mary Fajita ClitfaceOctober 07, 2018 5:40 am

    Shut up!

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  134. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOctober 07, 2018 6:05 am

    prairiegirl said...
    ... And, I see Endeavor is trying to push that Jake actually has a friend. Even though the one year later Jeff mention was completely out of place with the ridiculously short article that was supposed to be about his new movie. We all know that Jake uses his male co-stars when he promotes his films. They are suddenly the best buds ever. They cook together, eat together, laugh together. Then afterwards, all you hear is crickets. It's so obvious that Jake's PR team is desperate to make it seem that he actually has a life. Or let's say a life they deem to be suitable for public consumption. Hence, the reason for the sudden resurfacing of the Ryan Reynolds "friendship" now too. This time two years later. Too bad for Austin and the kids. ...
    Saturday, October 6, 2018 at 9:36:00 PM CDT

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  135. Too bad Austin actually has a life with his girlfriends and friends.

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  138. SpookyGay 🎃 @katieBesenty 1h 1 hour ago
    I JUST SAW JAKE GYLLENHAAL AT RUSS AND DAUGHTERS AND MY COUSIN STARTED CRYING

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  139. Russ & Daughters
    Family-owned shop offering high-end smoked fish, caviar & New York-style specialty foods since 1914.
    Address: 179 E Houston St, New York

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  140. austin nichols 9 hours ago
    I was struck by his performance in The Great Gatsby. Then lucky to meet him on a small movie we did together. Then astounded by the kindness and warmth when we became friends after our involvement with TWD. Scott, your stories are unparalleled. This world is better because you were in it. #scottwilson https://www.instagram.com/p/BopnCXiBjW5/

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  141. Austin and Hassie: Ma and daddy are ready to fuck up a dance floor.
    At Ali Cobrin's wedding (10.07.2018)

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  142. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOctober 08, 2018 6:35 am

    prairiegirl said...
    Well, Jake has friends, of course he does, but it’s hard to tell who the real ones are. I think he and Jeff did get close and Jeff would be a great influence because he’s a civilian and I think civilians are good for these guys. Unless they’re hanger-ons, civilians are likely going to help keep it real and call you out when you need it.

    I wonder if Jake and Austin now have a whole new life overseas. New neighbors, new acquaintances whom they see out and about. Hard to say. Or do they live away from spying eyes so the kids aren’t seen much and only the parents go into town? I doubt it. The kids have to have normal interactions or they’re going to be all kinds of messed up.

    Sunday, October 7, 2018 at 7:51:00 AM CDT

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  144. Austin Daddy NicholsOctober 08, 2018 8:03 am

    Austin and Hassie: Ma and daddy are ready to fuck up a dance floor.
    At Ali Cobrin's wedding (10.07.2018)


    Austin is daddy!
    Austin reposted Hassie's 'ma and daddy' photo as his first Instagram story :))

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  145. I wonder if Jake and Austin now have a whole new life overseas. New neighbors, new acquaintances whom they see out and about.

    LMAO!!

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  147. Austin, Hassie and Jake still refuse to live overseas.

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  148. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOctober 08, 2018 12:42 pm

    ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h2 hours ago
    As soon as the phone is turned on. Nice. #stalking #harassment


    ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h 2 hours ago
    #LT Of course, that is not an "update" sent by AT&T. That is someone from Jake's Mgmnt Team harrassing me because that's what teams like his do when you tweet about truths they try to cover up.

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  149. Los Angeles, CaliforniaOctober 08, 2018 9:03 pm

    hassie harrison 5 hours ago
    So I saw this last night and thought I was definitely getting abducted. Oh well, maybe next time...👽✨🛸 #fooledbymusk instagram.com/p/BorvZ39AAZz/

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  152. Mary posting lies and fake news as usual

    DUH!!

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  153. Jake's Mgmnt Team harrassing me because that's what teams like his do when you tweet about truths

    1. Pee Gee doesn't tweet about Jake and Austin - she tweets about Tooth and GG and no one knows what she's babbling about.
    2. No one - not even Special K - believes Mary's crazy fiction about 8 kids, Jake and Austin hiding in France, Maggie neglecting her own family to be Jake's nanny.

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  154. Prairiegirl is batshit crazy!

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  155. VideologyBar&Cinema @Videology 10m 10 minutes ago
    It's Tuesday, and that means its Trivia Night! This one will be special, because we have some tickets to WILDLIFE screenings, featuring Q&As with Paul Dano and Jake Gyllenhaal to give away! Starts at 8PM, doors at 6:30PM. See you soon!

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