Tuesday, 9 May 2017

Reality vs. Fan fiction 39


>> Jake Gyllenhaal in Cannes, France · May 22, 2017 · more photos

>> Jake Gyllenhaal with Greta Caruso in Cannes, 'The Killing of a Sacred Deer' screening · May 22, 2017 · photo one · photo two

>> Cannes Film Festival > Jake Gyllenhaal at HFPA Party Honoring International Rescue Committee · May 21, 2017 · more photos
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUaFXedlyMd/
>> Miles Brown tweeted on May 20, 2017: Awesome night watching @WashMystics vs @LA_Sparks game with you guys!!! @ChloeBennet4 @AustinNichols #agentsofshield #gloryroad · tweet + video by Miles

>> Austin Nichols: With my buddy Miles (Brown) at the game. #LASparks · May 19, 2017 · Instagram photo

>> Chloe Bennet: Headed to my first day of shooting #ValleyGirlFilm · May 19, 2017

>> Emma Thompson with Jake Gyllenhaal in Cannes, Vanity Fair and HBO dinner · May 20, 2017 · more photos

>> IHJ > 70th Cannes Film Festival > 'Okja' photocall photos + photocall video · May 19, 2017

>> 'Okja' in Cannes' competition · France, May 17 - 28

>> Jake Gyllenhaal arriving at Nice airport in France #Cannes #Okja · May 18, 2017 · more IHJ photos

>> Jake Gyllenhaal > 'Life' press interview in Los Angeles · May 16, 2017 · more IHJ photos

>> Variety: Benedict Cumberbatch and Jake Gyllenhaal in Talks to Star in Drama ‘Rio’ > The film follows a financial reporter (Gyllenhaal) who travels to Rio de Janeiro to visit a wealthy friend (Cumberbatch), only to get sucked into a plot to fake his friend’s death. Luca Guadagnino is directing, script by Steven Knight.

>> Austin Nichols, Chloe Bennet, Arthur and Wally chillin · May 14, 2017 · Instagram story by Chloe

>> Ivan Shaw, Austin Nichols and friends > road trip to Malibu: Ivan's photo with location · Ivan's Instagram story video · May 13, 2017

>> Jake Gyllenhaal and Adam Levine, dinner in Los Angeles sighting · May 12, 2017 · tweet

>> Throwback Saturday > Marcus Mumford and Jake Gyllenhaal leaving the Met Costume Gala in New York City on May 6, 2013 · more photos

>> Throwback Thursday > Jake Gyllenhaal, Ruth Wilson and Leo in New York City on December 27, 2014 · more photos

>> Throwback Tuesday > Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet in New York City on May 15, 2014

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in public with other people's kid said...

Austin: With my buddy Miles at the game.
Miles Brown, Actor
Born: December 28, 2005

Austin doesn't care about his kids' feelings, LOL

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Jake in Cannes said...

'Okja' press conference - I bet that was tricky question!

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Anonymous said...

Nice to see happy Jake and Austin. Separated by a few thousand miles.
As usual.

awwwwwww said...

But not as happy as Austin With Chloe :))

Miles Brown ‏Verified account @mrbabyboogaloo 17m17 minutes ago
Awesome night watching @WashMystics vs @LA_Sparks game with you guys!!!
@ChloeBennet4 @AustinNichols #agentsofshield #gloryroad

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video said...

๐Ÿ“ท Miles Brown with Chloe Bennet & Austin Nichols yesterday at @WashMystics vs @LA_Sparks game [05.19.17]

having fun :)

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ToothyTile&GGoose‏ @GoosesTile 60m60 minutes ago
Narnia just waiting for Tooth & GG to be done with all their nonsense so that we can add more holes to their Swiss cheese antics

Anonymous said...

CGI Jake is getting really convincing, he fooled entire country of living people and got really important people to go along with it. CGI Austin needs work though, that was so obviously fake as the people around were interacting with air.


Even that kid with Austin is in on it or is he one of the family brood? How come PG didn't deduce he could be one of the older children? Is she racist as well as delusional?

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal & Emma Thompson at Vanity Fair & HBO Dinner in Cap d'Antibes (May 20, 2017)

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prairiegirl said...

Even that kid with Austin is in on it or is he one of the family brood? How come PG didn't deduce he could be one of the older children? Is she racist as well as delusional?

How desperate are you and what are you even blathering about?

You even reposted my tweet yet you think you can read my mind because I never once said anything about Jake and Austin's children. Why would I even tweet about 11 year old Miles Brown being their child? Number One Son was born in 2007 which makes him a bit over 9 years old. So no, you're an idiot because you can't even count.

Leave the race talk out of this. What kind of desperate team pulls that card with absolutely nothing to even back up such a slanderous accusation? Only Jake's incompetent team, I reckon. It's hilarious to see just how badly chapped your all's hide is when you have to pull a race card against a civilian admin blogger to try and discredit her.

Eat our dust. You trashed OMG and what did you do? You only drove M & M and I to open up our own blog, didn't you? And now you can't get to it. It's your own damned fault. The taunting drove us to do our 30 Days series. Then you taunted too much again and it drove us to do the Met Gala post of fakery.

Go ahead and keep it up. You're not driving us off. You've obviously very much underestimated our level of resistance to Jake and Austin's brand of Trumpesque Fake News.

The light of truth will always eventually outshine the darkness.

Anonymous said...

Oh boy she really is nuts. I am not a member of Jake's PR team. I have no idea about what you write. PG is insane, she is not important at all. She is an internet joke.


As for counting ages of children that do not exist that would make me insane like you. PG actually thinks Jake is that big of star as to have a team who do nothing but monitor her and her sick followers. Jake is a movie actor, a damn good one but not a mega star. No one spends 24/7 making sure PG and her sick friends are catching on to a non existent romance between Jake and is hetero friend Austin who has sex with girls and young ones at that.

There are no children between Jake and Austin. Jake has said that he has no children on multiple occasions. I think Jake fucks everything but Austin. PG felled for the Toothy and Goose thing and now is so far gone that could be certified as mentally incompetent.


Absolutely no one with an ounce of sanity and common sense believes Jake Gyllenhaal has children or a romance with Austin what's his name. How in the hell could Jake G hide the 9 million children PG has made up? There is no way and what really shows that even PG doesn't believe it any more is her constant degrading of Jake as a human being. The vile accusations toward Jake and Maggie and Peter. PG is a pathetic soul whose only joy in life is creating children from thin air and asserting that everyone else is lying. Jake was at the Met gala, Jake was or still is in France. Jake was in New York when Austin is in LA fucking his girlfriend in their beds where she constantly shares Instagram pics.


IF Jake's team really was policing your dumbass PG, you would not have a job and would be penniless because Jake's lawyers would sue your ass so quick. But he probably sees you as we all do, a sick lonely pathetic being who has no life and only should have their pity and laughter. PG is a joke. Jake and his team could easily expose you to every one and maybe one day they will.

Friend of Jake's said...

I would think that if an actor such as Jake is as powerful as some people think he is then his team could compiled everything on who they may see as a threat and expose everything about that threat on the internet. EVERYTHING.


Just saying hypothetically.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

The taunting drove us to do our 30 Days series. Then you taunted too much again and it drove us to do the Met Gala post of fakery.

Yep, you keep posting moronic, insane lies and making a fool of yourself ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

ginstergnom said:
That’s nothing . Tinhats created between 5 and 6 secret basement babies for Jake Gyllenhaal and his shippartner Austin Nichols before that ship sunk to a sad death on the iceberg that is named Chloe Bennet. There were two main blogs: Waiting for Toothy ,who gave up way earlier and started to make fun of the other one , a blog named Oh My Godot

Anonymous said...

"...And yeah, i still don't know how i don't have an Oscar"
"Wow man that was deep"

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Anonymous said...

You trashed OMG and what did you do? You only drove M & M and I to open up our own blog, didn't you?

Bullshit.
Special K and everybody else abandoned OMG blog.
For months you were the only one posting comments.
Special K gave up on Jake and Austin fiction so you didn't have much choice.
Solution - new blog where you can post and agree with yourself as much as you like.

facts, not opinion said...

Oh My Godot blog:
2014 - 364 posts
2015 - 25 posts
2016 - 10 posts

Last OMG post is from JUNE 9, 2016
has 21 comments, last comment by Pee Gee from October 16, 2016

Anonymous said...

Cannes Film Festival. Photographed by: Greg Williams.

ouch, ouch, ouch! said...

The taunting drove us to do our 30 Days series. Then you taunted too much again and it drove us to do the Met Gala post of fakery.

Another lie.
1. Your delusions and stupidity can make others laugh at you or feel sorry for you.
2. Same as Special K - you have nothing to post about Jake and Austin.
You can't post about Jake living in New York, can't post about Austin living in LA, can't post about Austin and Chloe, or about Austin and friends because Chloe is with them too, or about Jake spending time with friends, or about Jake and Austin never being in the same city for holidays or birthdays ...
So you are forced to recycle old OMG fiction and post crazy lies like Jake faking Met Gala.

And you can't fool anyone: "that ship sunk to a sad death on the iceberg that is named Chloe Bennet."

Anonymous said...

gregwilliamsphotography
#jakegyllenhaal in his room before heading out to the premiere of @okjamovie at the #cannesfilmfestival

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

We all know that Jake is still with Austin and raising a family.

What a joke! :)))
All your OMG "friends" left OMG blog because they couldn't pretend to believe in Jake and Austin fiction.
Sarah, Jake moving to New York and Austin & Chloe were too much.

Anonymous said...

BUT, y'all have M&M and I to deal with because we're both still very much interested.

You're the only one writing nonsense and bad J/A slash fiction. You made up M&M just like you made up 6 BTs. Deal with what? Not even your 1D or J2 tinhat friends give shit about Jake and Austin stories.

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Is PG really that stupid? said...

prairiegirl said...
2. Same as Special K - you have nothing to post about Jake and Austin.
Uh....we just finished putting up 30 days of Toothy Tile, Grey Goose and the Fam. Who do you think that was about?


30 days of reposting old OMG crap = proof that you have nothing to post about Jake and Austin.

Cannes said...

Alicia Malone‏ Verified account @aliciamalone · 3h 3 hours ago
Went to small press conf for Okja at #Cannes2017 & every photo I took Jake Gyllenhaal was deep in thought #PlanningWeddingNoDoubt @Fandango

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Alicia Malone‏ Verified account @aliciamalone · 7h7 hours ago
The lovely @melsil asked Jake Gyllenhaal about female directors, and his response made my eyes turn heart shaped. Bless #Cannes2017

Tomris Laffly‏ Verified account @TomiLaffly · 7h7 hours ago
Replying to @aliciamalone @melsil
What was his response?

Alicia Malone‏ Verified account @aliciamalone · 7h7 hours ago
His prod company aims to focus on making stories about women, and movies directed by women. He said much more but I melted like Amelie

Melissa Silverstein Verified account @melsil · 4h4 hours ago
He's Jake Gyllenhaal being as feminist as fuck. Thanks @juliewmiller for the transcription. #netflix #menarefeminists #cannes2017

Anonymous said...

Tizz ๐Ÿค˜‏ @Tiiizz_ 3h3 hours ago
Just started watching Agents of shield. I'm hella #latetotheparty but @ChloeBennet4 I LOVE YOUUUUUU

Anonymous said...

Is this still going on? I can hardly wait for when Jake and Austin start collecting Social Security, and PG will still be writing about them and the Tiles.

Anonymous said...

"Is this still going on? "


Haven't you heard that PG's blog is so powerful that Jake's people use this blog to monitor and discredit her? She keeps saying how she is a private citizen and that what Jake's team is doing is illegal. I guess she doesn't think Jake is smart enough to hire an attorney to do more damage to PG legally than having "his team" monitor PG and her merry men of delusional crazies.

PG you are no threat to Jake, sorry you are so self important. LOL.

silly fangirl said...

Jake Gyllenhaal & Emma Thompson at Vanity Fair & HBO Dinner in Cap d'Antibes (May 20, 2017)

Wrong Emma. Damn.

Anonymous said...

If you wanted it to be Emma Stone instead, Emma Stone will come out as lesbian eventually. Emma Stone is another Kristen Stewart, she was sucked into the romance wit Andrew Garfield because of Spider-Man.

Anonymous said...

Public Appearances > 2017 > 70th Cannes Film Festival - HFPA Party Honoring International Rescue Committee

silly fangirl said...

Emma Stone will come out as lesbian

So? She's a woman, that's enough.

Anonymous said...

After almost 3,5 years without girlfriend any woman will do, LOL

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Anonymous said...

Jake has official Facebook page.
Stop melting and leave him a message if you miss his bearding so much :)

Cannes said...

Jake and Lily #blackandwhite

Anonymous said...

Nice photos of Jake and Lily.

Anonymous said...

Haven't you heard that PG's blog is so powerful that Jake's people use this blog to monitor and discredit her?

PG said that 100 times - must be true, LOL

video said...

With a Little Help for your Friends: HFPA supports IRC in Cannes

Adam Sandler, Tilda Swinton, Dustin Hoffman, Greta Gerwig, Ted Sarandos and many others were on hand for the HFPA’s annual philanthropy event at Nikki Beach. Last year HFPA presented a grant to Film Aid. This year Jake Gyllenhall helped HFPA president Lorenzo Soria present a $500.000 donation to the International Rescue Committee to aid in refugee assistance.

“More people are currently displaced by wars today than during World War II” Lorenzo reminded the audience “and the IRC is doing critical work in assisting these families.” IRC regional director for Europe, Elinor Raikes was on hand to accept the contribution, which she said “would go a long way in assisting those individuals and families seeking safety on these shores.”

“I feel the work done by the IRC is extraordinary,” remarked Gyllenhaal, “especially today in this geopolitical climate and with so many refugees throughout the world needing a place to stay and needing help.”

Anonymous said...

Emma Stone will come out as lesbian eventually. Emma Stone is another Kristen Stewart, she was sucked into the romance wit Andrew Garfield because of Spider-Man.



Poor Kisten she was miserable all the time during that robsten shit

short version said...

Robsten shit???
They're married with kids!

I’ve been gone for a little while but some things never change. This post is brought o you by bad photo shop efforts, lesbian fantasies, and IT desperately starving for attention. So basically the same as usual…

Let’s start this off by talking about trucks. Red trucks to be specific. Red trucks owned by Rob to go even further… The dipshidiots like to call it the “freedom” truck. Because they think that two garbage bags and a couple of bikes is all that Rob had at the house he and Kristen were living in. It’s also the truck Rob and his wife Kristen have traveled in often. Including the above pic.

NO dipshidiots. Nice try. It’s not Lindsey,Nettie Riley, or the man in the moon. It’s his wife Kristen.

Next up is what the dipshidiots think is Rob’s house… NO this is not Rob’s house. There is no Rob’s house. He owns several houses with his wife Kristen. Like husband and wifes generally do. This house is not one of them. The dipshidiots need to go back to the drawing board with the realtor pics. They aren’t flying.

Rob attended the LA Dance Project Annual Gala and dinner. The dipshidiots of course had to have IT there with him… Or maybe not.Pay attention to the disapearing IT in the top pics. And why isn’t she sitting next to him? Some kind of disease and no one wants to sit next to her? Rob and a fan. This picture came in great use for Pattinson 360 and their attempt to place IT next to Rob…

The dipshidiots got a letdown with thier Kristen is a lesbian fantasies… Yep. That is SV/Annie with her actual lover Cara. Once again the dipshidiots lesbian fantasies have blown up in their face. And of course when they get burned they look for the nearest female to be Kristen’s new lover… This time it’s Stella Maxwell who did the unthinkable and walked beside Kristen. According to the dipshidiots this makes her Kristen’s latest lover.

Yep their jealousy and hatred of Kristen has lead them down a very dark and useless path!

Weekly Roundup Posted on December 21, 2016

Anonymous said...

Ay, that one is crazier than prairiegirl!

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal at the HFPA 2017 event, to honor the International Rescue Committee (Cannes May 21, 2017) #video

Anonymous said...

4 days after Okja premier, VF and HBO party, HFPA party, Jake is still in Cannes with Greta at The Killing of a sacred deer screening. IG poster has one more pic with Jake and tons of pics with Nicole Kidman.

Call 911, pathetic dumbass PG having a stroke LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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ToothyTile&GGoose‏ @GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
Waiting for today's event of perhaps Tooth seeing the sights around Cannes just to show that he and Gooseman are (cue crying) separated

Anonymous said...

Separated?

Earth to bonehead Peee G: they were never together, moron!

What an idiot.

Anonymous said...

In case dumbass PG starts driveling about "fake pics", there's video of Jake and Greta applauding

To the right, behind director Lantimos, 0:05 Greta-Jake, 0:10 Jake, 0:22 Jake. From Cannes with love for PG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Anonymous said...

That's not Greta, that's Austin in drag. 5 4 3 2 1....PG will analyze the pictures to see if it really is Austin in drag. I think this will give her another angle of having Jake and Austin in the same country let alone the same city, Austin has been in drag all this time. That tall leggy thin blonde giving Jake a hug in NYC was Austin in his model drag.

Anonymous said...

Drag? Don't be silly! Tall guy in gray suit is Austin. Duh!

Elle said...

Jake Gyllenhaal Thinks Women Are Just Superior–Period
We're okay with that.

Anonymous said...

Bravo Jake!

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Anonymous said...

Brava!

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Jake in France said...

Paparazzi Photos > 2017 > May 22 - Lunch On A Yacht In Cannes, France

Anonymous said...

Jake with 3 girls and big smile. Oh no, he turned straight! #yacht

Anonymous said...

Jake, how could you?

Elle said...

Jake Gyllenhaal has filmed a Rock the Vote commercial, serves on the board of the Anti-Recidivism Coalition, and reportedly donates money each year to plant trees in a Mozambique forest. But lately, the actor's biggest cause is championing women. On Friday, at a Cannes press conference for his latest film, OKJA, co-starring Tilda Swinton and Lily Collins, the actor announced to journalists: "I absolutely believe in the superiority of women. All the people I work with feel the same way, and they must, or else I don't work with them." Well, alright then.

When it was pointed out to him that it's equality, not necessarily superiority, that most women are going for, the actor still stood firm on his women-are-just-better statement. "Part of the reason why I adore Bong [Joon-Ho, OKJA's director]," he said, "is because he thinks of us [men] as less than."

Gyllenhaal credits his mom and sister for really showing him the truth of gender disparity in Hollywood. "I've grown up in a family where both my sister and my mother constantly talked about it themselves," he said. "Particularly my sister is very outspoken about the difficulties in terms of sexism in the business." His sister, the actor Maggie Gyllenhaal, famously said during an interview with The Wrap in 2015 that as a 37-year-old, she'd been told she was "too old to play the lover of a man of a man who was 55." His mom, Naomi Foner, is a writer, producer, and director who has spoken about her struggle for the opportunity to direct.

In part because of their experiences, Gyllenhaal said he is driven to strip away sexism in Hollywood. "Do I think I see enough female directors getting attention? No I don't," he said. "I think it's no mystery to all of us that it's pretty male-centric, that's obvious." But he's trying to do something concrete about the situation, too. "I started a production company two years ago," he said. "One of our biggest intentions is to make sure that women filmmakers, as well as stories about women, are made in equal parts to the stories about men." Conviction, yes, but also a plan to affect change: Now that's something we can really get behind.

Anonymous said...

Austin Nichols with Patrick J. Flueger and another friend few years ago #lick

Austin cheating on Jake!!! LOL

GB said...

Jake and Greta in the background applauding after The Killing of a Sacred Deer screening #Cannes #video

Anonymous said...

Jake's boyfriend?

Anonymous said...

Damn, that Greta is one lucky lady for having a chance to travel all around in such way, but I don't get their so called "friendship", why she surfaced now and not on OJKA premier or any other parties, I think they arrived together + Riva Marker, but she didn't show up till the killing of sacred deer premier...WTF are they playing? :P

Anonymous said...

Paparazzi Photos > 2017 > May 22 - Lunch On A Yacht In Cannes, France

Without Greta.

Anonymous said...

Greta - future mother of Jake's children?

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BFF said...

Life - Behind the Scenes with Ryan Reynolds & Jake Gyllenhaal

Anonymous said...

Jess‏ @xxjesssica 22h22 hours ago
Just bought my ticket to @WalkrStalkrCon in Boston! Can't wait to meet @AustinNichols ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Anonymous said...

Jake + not one but two cute guys #Cannes

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