Thursday, 20 April 2017
Reality vs. Fan fiction 38
>> Austin in Los Angeles
> Saturday night with Ivan Shaw and friends: Austin Nichols, Wally and Chloe Bennet · Chloe and Arthur · May 6, 2017
> "The Walking Dead's Austin Nichols is here at our @Skybound studio!" · May 4, 2017 · tweet one · tweet two · tweet three
>> Jake still in New York
> Paparazzi photos > Jake Gyllenhaal with friend out and about in New York City · May 3, 2017 · more IHJ photos
> Jake Gyllenhaal in New York City · May 3, 2017 · photo by Loree Rodkin, jewelry-eyewear-fragrance designer
>> Met Gala · May 1, 2017
> Prairiegirl aka @GoosesTile continues 'Oh My Godot' blog tradition of posting blatant lies and nasty insults. About Met Gala:
> Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal heading to the Met Gala · more IHJ photos + Jake on red carpet video
> Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal · more photos
> Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
> Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal at Met Gala after party · New York · May 1, 2017 · more photos
>> IHJ > Paparazzi photos > Jake Gyllenhaal running errands in New York City · April 30, 2017 · more photos
>> Austin and Chloe in Washington, D.C.
> Austin Nichols posted: Back in D.C. for some @fullfrontalsamb Non-White House Correspondents Dinner. Tonight on TBS · April 29, 2017 · Instagram photo
> Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet in Washington, DC · more photos
>> Mark Mann: I mean cmon Jake Gyllenhaal no touching... · posted on April 27, 2017 · source · Mark with Jamie Lee Curtis #TribecaFF
>> 'Sunday in the Park with George' cast recording
> Jake Gyllenhaal-Led SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE Will Get Cast Recording
> Jake Gyllenhaal recording cast album · New York, April 25, 2017 >> IHJ > Paparazzi photos > April 24, 2017 > Jake Gyllenhaal out in New York City
>> Happy Birthday Austin! ๐
> Austin, Chloe and Ivan · April 24, 2017 · video by Ivan Shaw
> Chloe Bennet posted on April 24, 2017: Happy day of birth to my bestie/serious athlete. Earth is a lucky planet to have you for a whole 37 years. I LOVE YOU. You were also uncomfortably attractive as a child. So I feel like a creep now. @austinnichols · Instagram
>> Just Jared: Jake Gyllenhaal celebrated his closing night of 'Sunday in the Park with George' by hanging out with a group of pals. The 36-year-old actor was seen out with his good friend Greta Caruso on the street in New York City on Sunday night (April 23, 2017).
· Just Jared post · more IHJ photos
>> Leo Gyllenhaal, Hudson Theatre on April 22, 2017 #SundayInTheParkWithGeorge · video one · video two
>> Paying the Ultimate Price to Witness War’s “Humanity”
A new documentary from Jake Gyllenhaal and Jamie Lee Curtis captures the fearless vision of photographer Chris Hondros, who was killed in Libya in 2011. Hondros premieres at the Tribeca Film Festival on April 21st. For more information about Chris Hondros and his legacy visit chrishondrosfund.org
>> 'Hondros' Premiere - Jamie Lee Curtis, Greg Campbell, Riva Marker and Jake Gyllenhaal at Tribeca Film Festival
>> Austin Sassy Hulk Nichols by Chloe Bennet · April 20, 2017 · more photos on Just Jared
>> Toothy Tile tinhat comments by an ex-Larrie
Posted by lemmekisslou:
oh my god i’m looking at the robsten blogs @thelarrative linked and i am -- how is this a thing do they not realize kristin is gay like what is goING ON they’ve just created THREE CHILDREN off the top of their head with no proof i’m??
Posted by ginstergnom on April 15, 2017:
That’s nothing . Tinhats created between 5 and 6 secret basement babies for Jake Gyllenhaal and his shippartner Austin Nichols before that ship sunk to a sad death on the iceberg that is named Chloe Bennet. There were two main blogs: Waiting for Toothy ,who gave up way earlier and started to make fun of the other one , a blog named Oh My Godot
Source: i was a larrie thelarrative.tumblr.com · screen capture
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 287 of 287AUSTIN NICHOLS Retweeted
The Walking Dead Verified account @TheWalkingDead 2h2 hours ago
#TheWalkingDead's @AustinNichols will be in our @Skybound office today! Do you have the guts to ask him a question? Reply w/ one & we might!
Skybound is an entertainment company founded by Robert Kirkman and David Alpert that creates comics, film, TV, games, and more!
Los Angeles, CA
Jake in New York, Austin in LA - business as usual.
Public Appearances > 2017 > Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala - Dinner
Public Appearances > 2017 > Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala - Departures
more Met Gala photos
Another picture of Jake with Ryan and Blake at the Met Gala, also matt damon in the background ๐
Jake looks ecstatic
look at that face, LOL :)
AUSTIN NICHOLS Retweeted
The Walking Dead Verified account @TheWalkingDead 10h10 hours ago
#TheWalkingDead's own @AustinNichols is here at our @Skybound studio! Stay tuned for updates
AUSTIN NICHOLS Retweeted
The Walking Dead Verified account @TheWalkingDead 9h9 hours ago
"I couldn't have asked for a better death" - @AustinNichols on Spencer's demise in #TheWalkingDead
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 4h4 hours ago
Somewhere, GG, TT & the fam are hiding out. They've been nowhere near the Big Apple, that much is obvious. Stunts galore
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 4h4 hours ago
Probably overseas. Where else would you go to hide that many kids and not really have to worry about being tweet sighted.
May 03, 2017 5:09 pm
Overseas??? Nope, in LA with his Chloe :)
chloe bennet 8h ago
Roller skating rehearsals you guys. ROLLER SKATING. ⚡️❤️ #valleygirlmusical
my Darling is busy
Jakey’s Gal Pal Busted!!!
Austin Nichols was one of the stars of the now cancelled HBO series "John From Cincinatti" but he's probably most known for being one of Jake Gyllenhaa's main bitches and there were rumors that the two were bumping buttholes.
Austin was arrested in Jackson, Michigan early this morning on suspicion of drunken driving according to MLive.com. Austin was pulled over on N. Jackson Street at 2:30 this morning and given a breath test then taken to jail.
Busted gay face! He actually looks alright from the front, but turn him to the side and he looks like a caveman who's head has been bashed one too many times.
Yep, that proves that Austin is gay. #facepalmx10000000000000000000
There are people who believe that Jake and Austin were a couple,
but no one believes that Jake and Austin are married with kids.
No one. No tweets, no speculations, nothing.
There is small number of 'Jake is gay' fans.
Austin fans believe he's straight.
Ergo Jake and Austin are free to live in the same city.
But Jake and Leo live in New York.
Austin, Chloe, Wally and Arthur live in LA.
Do the math.
Yep, that proves that Austin is straight.
That proves that Jake and Austin aren't a couple.
Austin having sex with Sarah proves that he's not gay.
Austin and Sarah
Sexy weekend in Austin's Texas house!
Nothing to say about Sarah and Austin?
Cat got your tongue?
arden @ardenspooks Feb 15
AUSTIN NICHOLS ๐ฉ❤️ DONT THINK OF HIM AS SPENCER IN TWD HES ALWAYS JULIAN BAKER AKA MY LOVER I SHIP SOPHIA AND HIM SO HARDCORE PLS DATE AGAIN
Chloe Bennet's instagram stories [05.04.17] ๐๐
Austin and Sarah
Sexy weekend in Austin's Texas house!
Poor Pee Gee has nothing to say about that ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Jake Gyllenhaal and Hugh Jackman were together ๐
hugs
Louise Teboul @LouiseTeboul 54m54 minutes ago
Just seen that 'Nightcrawler' is on BBC2 tomorrow night - Jake Gyllenhaal is very creepy in this unexpected drama - worth a watch IMHO ๐
Paparazzi Photos > 2017 > May 3 - Jake Out & About In New York City
Jake hugging unknown woman
riel @fIoraIprints 12m12 minutes ago
So . Get Lily Collins and Jake Gyllenhaal on the late late show next week @JKCorden @benwinston
Jake will visit Los Angeles?
Jake hugging unknown woman
New girlfriend ๐๐๐๐๐
LOL
Joshua Whitehouse Verified account @joshisatree · 4h4 hours ago
Less than two weeks now until we start shooting Valley Girl
I just went to Oh My Godot and can't believe it's basically dead now. What happened to Special K and all the other regulars?
Tinhats created between 5 and 6 secret basement babies for Jake Gyllenhaal and his shippartner Austin Nichols before that ship sunk to a sad death on the iceberg that is named Chloe Bennet.
Special K and OMGers could ignore Sarah, that was just one-night stand.
But Jake moving to New York and Austin living with Chloe was too much.
OMGers did their best to ignore everything that didn't support 'Jake and Austin are married with kids'.
Jake working like crazy and hanging out with friends and celebrities = nothing to report because Jake must be good father and husband.
Austin doing everything with Chloe = nothing to report.
So Special K and OMGers run out of things to post, discuss and speculate about.
prairiegirl was the only one still interested in Jake and Austin.
She dumped Special K and decided to run her own blog.
So now PG can post as much shit as she likes and no one can comment if she doesn't approve.
No one can disagree with her and I'm sure she loves that, LOL
Met Gala with Michael B. Jordan #jakegyllenhaal #jgyllenfave #jake #gyllenhaal #gyllenhaalic #actor #broadway #films #michaelbjordan #metgala
alt.left @NOTCHRISTYLER 3h3 hours ago
just ran into jake gyllenhaal on the N train and so i guess i'm wondering if anyone in midtown has an extra pair of jeans i could borrow?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
prairiegirl was the only one still interested in Jake and Austin.
She dumped Special K and decided to run her own blog
Read it and Weep, WFT2.
The only one interested? I beg to differ.
Sorry to keep proving you wrong. Just because they don't comment anymore doesn't mean we're out of touch with each other.
Far from it.
The only one interested? I beg to differ.
WTF Pee Gee?????
Posting 'Sunday in the Park with George' and New York related photos is NOT proof that there are other people interested in 'Jake and Austin are married with kids' fiction.
Too stupid for words. As usual.
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile May 5
We have just hit the nail on the head on how Tooth was never at that Met Gala & Mgmnt can be assured that Narnia will now do a post on this
Just the latest proof that prairiegirl would lie about anything to sell her fiction. She's a piece of trash.
PG is either delusional or a liar or both. How can she write such nice things about Jake and his play performance and then write such vile things about Maggie and Jake?
I wonder if Florida Bob's normal friends realize they were hanging out with people who think Jake's is so important that he has doppelgangers everywhere so that he, Austin and their 8 kids can be together. PG even questioned the existence of Jake's dog Leo at the stage door. Why is that a conspiracy? I am surprised that she didn't claim Jake's performance wasn't a hologram.
And some people are just too obsessed with the vagina, looking at you Florida Bob. Does your boyfriend know how much you worship the vagina or at least Jackie's?
"I am surprised that she didn't claim Jake's performance wasn't a hologram."
Because it was a hologram in PG's iPhone, Jake was not in NYC that night. He was with Austin and their children. You noticed how PG and her management team did not have a picture of Jake on stage and the one photo of actors on stage was so blurry it could have been a photo of a local high school performance with a convenient insert of man's head to fool people into believing it was Jake.
I don't believe PG saw Jake on stage or was even in NYC. All those photos of hers I have seen before online by other users hence her weak defense of being inept at uploading iPhone photos. Even the restaurant photo I have seen before.
Nope she was not there as why would PG pay that amount of money to see someone she and her friends have described as being a liar, incestuous, aging, has been actor.
Good one 1:57am! Miss Pee Gee claims every photo of Jake is photoshopped. Nope, PG was not in NYC - no face pic, no date stamp, altered photos, and random photos you can find anywhere on the net. Pee Gee needs to apply her own standards of proof. And of course she misses her "money shot" of Jake's dog being wheeled in, giving all kinds of excuses.
No NYC
No Leo
#FakeNews
#OUCH
Jake Gyllenhaal Reunites With His True Love, Ryan Reynolds, at the Met Gala
Jake Gyllenhaal may have skipped the red carpet at the Met Gala on Monday, but he had numerous adorable moments inside. Dressed in a black tux and bow tie, the actor looked extremely handsome, per usual, as he mingled with some of Hollywood's biggest stars.
He posed with Andrew Rannells and Nick Kroll, but one of the best moments was when he was reunited with his pal Ryan Reynolds. Aside from mingling with Blake Lively, the Life costars and friends also shared a sweet moment with Hugh Jackman, which is especially fun considering he and Ryan play Wolverine and Deadpool, respectively. Is it just us, or would Jake make a great addition to the Marvel family?
www.popsugar.com/celebrity/Jake-Gyllenhaal-Met-Gala-2017-43498357
POPSUGAR Verified account @POPSUGAR 3h3 hours ago
Find someone who looks at you the way Ryan Reynolds looks at Jake Gyllenhaal: http://www.popsugar.com/celebrity/Jake-Gyllenhaal-Met-Gala-2017-43498357
awwwwwwwwww :)
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 16h16 hours ago
But no, there are no pics of any of us. We have to remain as anonymous as we can, for security/privacy reasons. Sorry!! :-(
Sure Jan. PG thinks she's Edward Snowden
LMAO!!!
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2 Oct 2016
2 words: Contracts End. RT @Toothy_Tile: @GoosesTile Posting lies about Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet and wishing that Austin is..
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2 Oct 2016
Ahhh but not before NYCC 2016. Looks like Grey Goose and the beard will be forced to reunite & play it up. #SummerBreakIsOver #FunTimes
But 2,5 months later crazy PG forgot about her own tweets, so she decided to post more blatant lies and write another insane story about her importance ๐๐๐๐๐
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 27, 2016
Austin Nichols - the Man in the Yellow Lightning Bolt Hat
Posted by prairiegirl at 14:20
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4. Let's take a look at an example. What if, let's just say, that a fake bearding/merkin HW relationship began to wind down with barely existent activity and interaction for a significant length of time. A cell phone conversation might touch upon the possibility of the approaching end to the contract. Of course, the speculation isn't going to be made on social media or any blog because of previous experience. No need to tempt Mgmnt, right?
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10. On October 29, the Mgmnt-compensated troll made the following comment on his blog, Waiting for Toothy 2 [author note, my nickname on Blogger is PG]:
Anonymous poor PG said...
Melting Mary is really upset with Austin.
Pee Gee predicted that "contract is about to end" while Austin was filming in Canada,
but Austin doesn't give shit about that.
Solution?
Not one, but TWO POSTS about new silly lie: Austin being in New York with Jake for 'Sunday in the Park with George'.
No one saw Austin in New York - because Austin was in LA - but slash fiction isn't about reality anyway.
October 29, 2016 11:02 am
11. How does this Online Safety Powerpoint Demo conclude? Well, where the Troll screwed up was I had never made this comment anywhere online. Not on my Twitter. Not on Narnia Dispatches. Not on my Tumblr. I had only made anything close to this speculation in private.
I have gone back through my Twitter and on the blog, never made any such claim in public. So how did the Troll know this? I have a couple of options where the breech was made, but most likely the break was made via the cell phone.
Phone 'tapping' is illegal. Spying on civilians' private discussions is Big Brother-ish and puts one not that far off from the category of our American government. Perhaps feelings of desperation are what prompt such desperate actions.
Yep, prairiegirl is shameless liar with mental issues.
๐ฅ Ivan Shaw's instagram story with Austin & Chloe & Wally
๐ฅ Ivan Shaw's instagram story with Chloe Bennet and Arthur
Saturday night, May 6 2017
Bad Austin!
"I am surprised that she didn't claim Jake's performance wasn't a hologram."
CNN used hologram in this Met Gala red carpet video because Jake was in LA with Austin and kids!
@CNNent CNN Entertainment Verified account
Celebs arrive at the Met Gala: http://cnn.it/2oSEN08
Ted Harrison @tedvid 1h1 hour ago
The most Park Slope, Brooklyn thing imaginable... walking by Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard's stoop sale.
video by Chloe - Wally loves his new friend :)
Saturday night with Ivan Shaw and friends
"We have just hit the nail on the head on how Tooth was never at that Met Gala"
PG, you fucking idiot, tell it to Oscar winning director of Moonlight, Barry Jenkins. Tell Barry Jenkins he's lying when he says he met Jake at Met Gala. I wanna see how he fucks you up LOOOOOOOOOL
http://www.vulture.com/2017/05/moonlight-barry-jenkins-oscars-mixup-future-projects.html
Sly Barry, always on the move, was doing some serious networking at the Met Gala. “This is definitely crazier than the Oscars,” he said Monday, giving Moonlight star Ashton Sanders (middle Chiron) a squeeze. “You can’t wear [Ashton’s leather jacket] to the Oscars.”
Jenkins, who was there as a guest of designer Raf Simons, a new buddy from the Time 100 Gala, told us he was most excited to have met fellow guest Jake Gyllenhaal. They’d talked about movies; Jake was pretty cool. Wait, was Jenkins doing secret casting for some future project at the Met Gala? Jenkins put his finger to his lips and gave us a look that said, You know I am.
ouch, ouch, ouch!
shanteldaily @ShantelDaily 4h4 hours ago
@AustinNichols You were missed in NC this weekend. Hope to see you at a convention soon. :) Loved watching you in Bates and TWD.
margot darko @THEMAZElSACODE 9h9 hours ago
new jake gyllenhaal films to look forward to:
Stronger (2017)
Wildlife (2017)
Okja (2017)
The Sisters Brothers (2018)
The Sisters Brothers (2018)
I told everyone so...incest!
skydive @zihuadjaro · Apr 30
Replying to @zihuadjaro
Jake Gyllenhaal
39% Homosexuel
61% Hรฉtรฉrosexuel
23 votes - Final results
Incest fetish, diaper fetish - PG is one sick puppy
Very much so. #yuck
Who do you ship with Ryan?
Could be a bromance or just plain romantic
Comment: I ship him with Jake Gyllenhaal. A romance though ๐
The key point to remember here is that there is not one photo of Jake and Maggie together at the Met Ball last Monday night. Not a single one. Even though Peter Sarsgaard was in NY and mysteriously not by his spouse's side, Jake had never shied away from stepping up for possible date night pics with his sister. They even walked the red carpet together at the Met Gala in 2014 when Peter was once again in absentia. Why not this time?
Instead we get a closely cropped, deceptive side by side of them supposedly together at the Boom Boom Room after party. A photo that could have been taken anytime, anywhere. Notice too that Jake doesn't have a bow tie in the "after party" image and his chest girth is much broader than the other photos the media was portraying as being from that night. Another oddity was that the normally uninhibited siblings were not touching any part of their bodies. Their arms were not even around one another. That alone would be cause for suspicion given the well-known intimate physicality of their previous public poses, dating back to the early 2000s. In fact, where is Jake's right arm anyway? And what happened to his neck? His head is literally sitting inside his shirt. Truly pathetic. #PhotoshopFail
^^^
prairiegirl is truly pathetic.
Another epic fail.
SUNDAY, MAY 7, 2017
Hokum, Bunkum, Bupkis: Jake Gyllenhaal and the Met Gala, 2017 edition
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Lucky guess aside, let's look a bit closer at this supposed friendly gathering of the "super-private" Pound Ridge neighbors. Notice, how awkward and unrealistic the shot of the "happy" trio is. Somehow there is no social interaction between these close friends we heard so much about during "Life" promo. Jake's line of sight is not even on Blake, and Ryan looks like he's off on his own as he saunters along, not a care in the world. Almost as if the backdrop is a canvas and three separate photos of each person have been inserted/layered into the frame. The well-known technique known as Photomanips, which would be automatically tagged as such on Tumblr, is business as usual for entertainment industry management teams who hire professional photo editors, with the expressed intent to deceive. The goal being to fool the public and create a false "record" of someone being somewhere or with someone they are not.
Don't forget the technique can be applied to video as well. As we can see in this four-second footage (what professional takes only four seconds of video?) of Jake jogging up the stairs, with the event's carpet blurred and Jake's feet more than fleeting. Blurred images and the cutting off of feet often clues of chicanery.
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For someone as deep in the closet as Jake Gyllenhaal, who is officially supposed to live in New York when he's not working, photomanips have been consistently used as early as 2011, albeit in a far more awkward and sloppy manner. Six years later, however, with the availability of far more sophisticated digital technology and software, his desperate team are now applying this tool to more high profile events.
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Posted by prairiegirl
photomanips have been consistently used as early as 2011
Because Jake fakes living in New York.
Instead living in Los Angeles, Jake decided to fake moving to New York so he must hide while he's in LA.
5 YEARS of hiding in LA.
According to crazy Pee Gee, LOL :)
Matt Rife Verified account @ItsMattRife 14h14 hours ago
Man, I just hope @greggsulkin & I end up with the same bromance as Jake Gyllenhaal & @VancityReynolds someday. #HeterosexualPowerCouple ๐
There are people who believe that Jake and Austin were a couple,
but no one believes that Jake and Austin are married with kids.
No one. No tweets, no speculations, nothing.
Pee Gee,
please explain why Jake can't live in Los Angeles (with husband and kids).
Well?
Rue @Rueellen 10m10 minutes ago
Watching The Day After Tomorrow and to my surprise @AustinNichols pops up! I look at my mom and say "Look how little Spencer looks!"
9 @nwahlll May 7
My brother waited on Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, and Jake Gyllenhaal today. How's your day going? ๐ฉ
Giana @gicitt 4h4 hours ago
I saw Jake Gyllenhaal on grand st so now I'm watching Broke Back Mountain
AleX @AlexArg81560421 5h5 hours ago
I just walked past Jake Gyllenhaal in the middle of soho and Giana had to tackle me down before i jumped his bones
Shut up!
Laura ☕️ @tqpannie 4h4 hours ago
@ChloeBennet4 okay in Valley Girl will we still hear MoonUnit Zappa's song?
I still know all the words.
#TBT Jake Gyllenhaal and his parents๐๐๐๐๐
zoรซ @z0ep0llard 10m10 minutes ago
i can't BELIEVE i forgot to tweet about this but i was literally 3 feet away from jake gyllenhaal leaving his apartment yesterday
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