>> Austin, Chloe and Chloe's family > Christmas in Texas
>> Austin, TX · December 29, 2016 · Instagram video
>> Austin, TX · December 29, 2016 · Instagram video
>> Restaurant in Austin, TX · December 28, 2016 · tweet
>> Jake Gyllenhaal and Greta Caruso shopping at La Cave du Port Franc in St Barts · December 28, 2016 · more photos
>> Jake Gyllenhaal and Greta Caruso in St Barts · December 27, 2016 · more photos
>> Jake Gyllenhaal on subway in New York on December 26, 2016
>> Chloe Bennet: "Wally is done watching Chopped" · Instagram video + another Austin, TX video · December 27, 2016
>> Austin Nichols spending some quality time with Chloe Bennet and her brothers in Texas · December 26, 2016 · Instagram video part 1 · Instagram video part 2
>> Merry Christmas! Posted by Chloe Bennet on December 25, 2016 from Austin, TX · Instagram video
>> Jake Gyllenhaal and Leo in New York on December 24, 2016 · more photos
>> Chloe's brothers in Austin, TX on December 24, 2016 · Instagram
>> Posted by Chloe Bennet on December 24, 2016 from Austin, TX · Instagram
>> AUSTIN NICHOLS @AustinNichols · December 24, 2016
Merry Christmas from ATX https://www.instagram.com/p/BOaOdWwBt1C/
>> Chloe, Austin and Chloe's family in Austin, TX · December 24, 2016 · Instagram video
> Austin, TX · Instagram video
> Bye bye Bahamas, hello Texas! · Instagram video
>> Throwback Saturday > Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet, Cristmas tree shopping in December 2015 · Instagram
>> Austin Nichols posted on December 22, 2016 · Instagram
>> Jake Gyllenhaal in New York on December 19, 2016 · more photos
>> Happy Birthday Jake! · December 19, 2016
>> Austin & Chloe's Bahamas vacation
> December 19, 2016 · Instagram
> AUSTIN NICHOLS @AustinNichols · December 19, 2016
Rare bikini fish. Endangered. Only one left on Earth. https://www.instagram.com/p/BONr-2bBVSJ/
> Chloe Bennet · December 19, 2016
Found a rare starfish today, originally native to Texas, this creature has made its way all the way to the Bahamas. Also, one of the only Species of starfish that wears pants. Fascinating. · Instagram
> Austin Nichols posted on December 19, 2016: "Bahamas" · Instagram
> Video from December 19, 2016
> Luke Mitchell: Nothing going on here... 😏 #Mischief · Instagram
>> Chloe posted on December 18, 2016 from Eleuthera Island: Part one and Part two. Chloe Bennet, Austin Nichols, Luke Mitchell and Rebecca Breeds.
> Chloe Bennet's Bahamas video · December 17, 2016 · Instagram
>> Jake Gyllenhaal: One Last Thing · source
Naz Papazian @Shnazzyy 1h1 hour ago
ReplyDeletemy mom is still upset that Jake Gyllenhaal didn't win an Oscar for his role in Brokeback Mountain.
Dante @HausOfDanty 18h18 hours ago
ReplyDeleteJust walked past Jake Gyllenhaal. Christmas came early 🙃🙃
Madigan Mayberry @madiganmayberry 23h23 hours ago
I just saw Jake Gyllenhaal cycle his soul😍😍
alexander smith @alexqsmith Dec 17
WE JUST SAW JAKE GYLLENHAAL IN SOHO I AM CRYING
kemily missed mickey @svetIanasus 53m53 minutes ago
ReplyDeletewhatttt austin nichols aka spencer from twd was in oth and dated sophia bush and is now dating chloe bennet whattttttttt
Austin, don't forget to send a message to Jake on his birthday!
ReplyDeleteAustin and Chloe are spending vacation with Luke Mitchell (Agents of Shield actor) and his girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteFelices 36 años Jake Gyllenhaal! 🎉💕🎈🎂🎥
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Jake!!! :)
ReplyDeletechloe bennet 9h ago Location: Eleuthera Island
ReplyDeletePart one.
chloe bennet 9h ago Location: Eleuthera Island
Part two.
Austin, Chloe, Luke and girlfriend having a blast!
Austin, don't forget to send a message to Jake on his birthday!
ReplyDeleteChloe,
please remind Austin to send a message.
Shut up!
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ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Jake Gyllenhaal!
ReplyDeleteTom Kidd @FabulousThomasJ 6m 6 minutes ago
ReplyDeleteHappy 36th Birthday to Jake Gyllenhaal!!! Here he is in his first film, "City Slickers" (1991)
chloe bennet 35m ago Location: Harbour Island, Harbour Island, Bahamas
ReplyDeleteIf you guys could help me find a more low cut shirt that would be great. 🌴
Maybe tomorrow,
I bet Austin is too distracted right now ;)
Chloe, Austin, Luke Mitchell and Rebecca Breeds - horseback riding in the ocean
ReplyDeletevideo from today
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 1h1 hour ago
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to our fave blind item Tooth. He's celebrating w/ his Main Squeeze Grey Goose & their secret brood. #congras buddy! 🎁🎂💫👉
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 13m13 minutes ago
@ChloeBennet4 Ha you also don't know how to ride Austin, chick. You have the wrong riding gear.
Austin Nichols
ReplyDelete41 mins via Facebook Mentions
Happy Austin.
Bahamas selfie.
That water is so beautiful ...
Hope Jake is happy, too :)
ReplyDeletechloe bennet 10h Eleuthera Island
ReplyDeleteFound a rare starfish today, originally native to Texas, this creature has made its way all the way to the Bahamas. Also, one of the only Species of starfish that wears pants. Fascinating.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BONrn3ZjXOq/
LOL
THURSDAY, JUNE 9, 2016
ReplyDeleteDental Records
Many think that's Jake's checklist is this
...
POSTED BY SPECIAL K
No new post for Jake's birthday on OMG blog.
It's official - Shitty K doesn't like Jake anymore.
Bitch!
ReplyDeleteAustin so cute and sexc ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
ReplyDeleteAustin & Chloe so in love ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
ReplyDelete❤️
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ReplyDeletePoor Cuntita is DESPERATE. Ay!
ReplyDeleteToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
Aah Brooklyn RT @AnnaKeikoEmy: At the dentist and Maggie gyllenhaal and her kids are here ?!?!
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
LOL!!! Right. She and her kids are holed up with her brother. #predictable #GyllyNicholsgaardCommune
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 11h11 hours ago
Well hold on a minute tho. Were there more than two kiddos? Could've been part of the TT+GG brood. 👣👣👣👣👣👣
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 16m16 minutes ago
Good morning! It is Tuesday Dec 20. And Jake and Austin are...still together and raising a family. The End. ☺💕🌞🌈
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ReplyDeleteJake and Austin are...still together and raising a family. The End.
ReplyDeleteBest argument ever.
LMAO!!!
sidereus @eresekai 31m31 minutes ago
ReplyDeleteI watched a video of jake gyllenhaal working out for southpaw and I don't think my life will ever be the same after that
Emily Elizabeth @indolgince_ 2h2 hours ago
ReplyDeleteCasually just held the elevator for Jake Gyllenhaal at work... He's currently doing squats above my head (health club a floor above)
Happy Birthday to #JakeGyllenhaal! We can't wait to see you finally finish the hat on Broadway.
ReplyDeleteaustin nichols 50m ago
ReplyDeletehttps://www.instagram.com/p/BOQIiHuhB6R/
Chloe Jesus Bennet :)
samantha milner @milnersells · 1h1 hour ago
ReplyDeleteall I want for Christmas is for @SophiaBush & @AustinNichols to be together in real life
Paparazzi Photos > 2016 > December 19 - Jake Shopping With A Friend In New York City
ReplyDeleteLooks like Jake didn't spend his birthday with husband and kids. Again.
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ReplyDeleteCuntita is BEYOND DESPERATE, LOL :)))
ReplyDeleteToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h2 hours ago
So Tooth's pal Busy was in NYC...Busy Philipps Finds It Hard to Resist Shake Shack Too http://www.justjared.com/2016/12/21/busy-philipps-finds-it-hard-to-resist-shake-shack-too … via @JustJared
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 2h2 hours ago
Also in NYC - Michelle Williams & Casey Affleck Will Be Honored At Santa Barbara Film Festival! http://www.justjared.com/2016/12/19/michelle-williams-casey-affleck-will-be-honored-at-santa-barbara-film-festival … via @JustJared
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 1h1 hour ago
So Tooth's now-secret pal Busy was in NYC and her bff Michelle who already lives there had Dec 19 free to help celebrate Tooth's birthday.
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 1h1 hour ago
NOW we know where Grey Goose has been. NOW we know where Tooth's bday 🎂 bash was. Thanks Busy! 😉 #BigApple
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 1h1 hour ago
The reason why Busy P is not as visible in Tooth's public life is bc her little #1 chickadee is pals with Baby Tile #1
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 1h1 hour ago
Well that was fun last night putting that lil scenario together.
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 1h1 hour ago
And he is Matilda's godfather. Tooth's bday party wing ding must have included several kids' tables. 🎂📦🎈👣👣👣👣👣 Wonderful! Happy36th
NOW we know where Grey Goose has been. NOW we know where Tooth's bday 🎂 bash was.
ReplyDeleteGrey Goose - Bahamas with Chloe. Tons of photos and videos.
Toothy Tile - New York. Photos from December 16 and December 19 - on his birthday.
Shut up!
ReplyDeleteJake would have to be Hollywood's most powerful actor to hide a family with six kids. He can't get Oscar nomination, but he can hide a family? lmao
ReplyDeleteHollywood or no Hollywood,
ReplyDeletesane person wouldn't deny and hide 1 kid nor 6 kids.
Paparazzi Photos > 2016 > December 19 - Jake Shopping With A Friend In New York City
ReplyDeleteBad Greta - nanny shouldn't smoke, LOL
prairiegirl being disgusting piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 9h9 hours ago
Tooth & Big Sis' duet --> Why "Baby, It's Cold Outside" became an annual controversy about date rape and consent
http://www.vox.com/identities/2016/12/19/13885552/baby-its-cold-outside-feminist-date-rape-romantic
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 9h9 hours ago
Interesting according to Page Six that Big Sis "pulled" little bro Tooth into joining her for this couples' duet
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 9h9 hours ago
Tooth & Big Sis have an interesting relaysh and one that now is bonded further by his deep closet
aly @margaerythorn 19m19 minutes ago
ReplyDeleteJake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger was the best couple on screen of all time
Christmas in Texas for Austin and Chloe :)
ReplyDeleterowdyatx 6d ago
ReplyDeleteBusty, meet your new step-brother, Leo.
shawski: Be there end of this month. Can't wait to meet the lil bugger.
Chloe, Austin and Ivan in Texas for Christmas?
December 11, 2016 4:19 am
Good life! Then Chicago and New Year skiing?
ReplyDeleteshadi_sadeghi_ 6h ago
ReplyDeleteJake, I'm sorry I missed your birthday this year. I'll try to find a way to make it up to you 😍😍😍 #thistimelastyear#sheikhandjake#nicestguy#abudhabisurprises#jakegyllenhaal#hewasntsupermandummy
https://www.instagram.com/p/BOTOF3JjJND/
Christmas in Texas for Austin and Chloe
ReplyDeleteChloe and Wally in Austin, TX video
Wife material.
Wally so cute and cuddly ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
ReplyDeleteChloe so cute and cuddly ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
ReplyDeleteEvan @HarrisHarrisev9 2h2 hours ago
ReplyDeleteWhen are people going to realize Jake Gyllenhaal is the best actor of our generation?
A flop on its initial release, Donnie Darko finally took hold through a combination of its weirdly recent 80s nostalgia, teen goth iconography, a British new wave soundtrack and a very trippy Spielberg-meets-King time travelling, adolescence angst storyline. Today, its own influence is very markedly felt on the biggest TV show of the year, Stranger Things. But over the years it has changed pop music, introducing the 'sad cover' phenomenon, gave us Jake Gyllenhaal, and made Halloween costumes cool with a choice between Donnie's skeleton outfit or full on Frank the rabbit. Below, Donnie Darko's creator talks about some of that legacy.
ReplyDeleteDonnie Darko 15th Anniversary 4K Restoration is at the BFI now and in cinemas nationwide from 23rd December.
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ReplyDeleteaustin nichols 9h ago
ReplyDeletehttps://www.instagram.com/p/BOVmIMqBcj_/
Austin celebrating Jake's birthday with his Darlin Chloe ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 1h1 hour ago
ReplyDeleteNOW we know where Grey Goose has been. NOW we know where Tooth's bday 🎂 bash was. Thanks Busy! 😉 #BigApple
Cuntita,
tell us more about Austin being in New York for Jake's birthday. #epicfail
austin nichols 9h ago
ReplyDeletehttps://www.instagram.com/p/BOVmIMqBcj_/
suecribs: Give her a ring already!!!!! come on man, you know you want to!!
Ay,
ReplyDeletepoor Cuntita,
fucked up by Austin again!!
Chloe and Wally in Austin, TX video
ReplyDeleteLast year in Chicago, this year Christmas with Austin's family. Nice.
SHUT UP!!!
ReplyDeleteAustin & Chloe's Thanksgiving in LA, then Bahamas (Jake's birthday), Christmas in Texas, New Year in ... poor Cuntita, LOL :)
ReplyDeleteGyllenhaal's covers by M. Seliger
ReplyDeleteGary Michael Walters @garymwalters 19m19 minutes ago
ReplyDeleteSinging Christmas telegram from my good buddies Jake Gyllenhaal and Riva Marker at 9 Stories. Merry Christmas to all my elves!!!
They know what Gary likes, LOL
Lou. E Fox @Louiscfox 2h2 hours ago
ReplyDeleteNocturnal Animals possibly has the most grotesque opening I have ever witnessed. Tense, beautiful, slick. J Gyllenhaal shatters and shines.
Pesci @PesciGotPepsi 49m49 minutes ago
Just finished Nocturnal Animals.
Is now tied with Arrival for best movie of the year.
All performances are brilliant
Claudia Marinelli @ClaudiaMarinel6 7h7 hours ago
I just loved "Nocturnal Animals" especially Jake Gyllenhaal's performance!
Stuart Seggie @Segmeister 19m19 minutes ago
I rated Nocturnal Animals (2016) 8/10 #IMDb http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4550098
Brad B (BB'S Movies) @brad8280 26m26 minutes ago
Nocturnal Animals is disturbing stuff it's pretty sick in places it will get under your skin and leave lasting memories once it's over
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ReplyDeletepoor Cuntita,
ReplyDeletefucked up by Austin again!!
prairiegirl, quit trolling and write some more crap about Austin celebrating Jake's birthday in New York, LOL :)))
chloe bennet
ReplyDeleteHere's to 2015 with this poop head. 💋
Austin & Chloe, Hawaii, New Year 1.1.2015
chloe bennet
ReplyDeleteLovebirds on Lake Austin
Posted on December 28, 2013 - New Year's Eve in Texas with Austin and his family :)
Austin, father and husband of the year, celebrated Jake's birthday in style! 💐
ReplyDeleteRebecca Breeds Verified account @BecEBreeds 1h1 hour ago
ReplyDeleteWhatever is going on here.. I want more of it. @ChloeBennet4 #fingerguns #italy2017
fingers crossed, Italy is dreamy
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AustinNichols 1h 1 hour ago
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas from ATX https://www.instagram.com/p/BOaOdWwBt1C/
Austin and Chloe in Austin, TX with Austin's family #video #December24
ReplyDeleteChloe's brothers are with her and Austin in Austin, TX
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ReplyDeleteSeems like most of Chloe's family in that IG vid! I spy mom, brothers, and a sis-in-law. Looks like it's a joint family Christmas celebration :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Hawkeye!
ReplyDeleteI didn't know about sis-in-law.
Shut up!
ReplyDeletePaparazzi Photos > 2016 > December 24 - Jake Taking Leo For A Walk In New York City
ReplyDeletechloe bennet: So many kisses over here. Mom, baby brother and babe.
ReplyDeleteThanksgiving 2015
Yep, that's Chloe's mother in hiking video.
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 48m48 minutes ago
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to Tooth, Grey Goose & their Fam of Tiles. Together this day, likely nowhere near any of the pushed suggestions
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AustinNichols 20h20 hours ago
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas from ATX https://www.instagram.com/p/BOaOdWwBt1C/
Austin, stop suggesting you're in Austin, TX! LOL
s. @lukescain 13m13 minutes ago
ReplyDeleteRonney Mara and Jake Gyllenhaal are both gay.
Hope everyone is enjoying Christmas like they're Jake Gyllenhaal
ReplyDeletekeef @akeefaqil 3h3 hours ago
ReplyDeleteJake Gyllenhaal in Nocturnal Animals is beyond fucking incredible if he doesn't win an Oscar then what the heck is talent
chloe bennet 22h ago Location: Austin, Texas
ReplyDeletePlotting his demise. Merry Christmas Eve!
chloe bennet 22h ago Location: Austin, Texas
My whittle baby bears.
Chloe's baby brothers :)
RaeRae 👻 🔫 @GhostlyRae 26m26 minutes ago
ReplyDeleteYou see @AustinNichols reaching out for @ChloeBennet4 at the back?
I'm waiting for the day they get married now. (Jemma I've betrayed you)
Ellen Elizabeth @greenegirl14 3h3 hours ago
ReplyDeleteIf you are not season 8 Julian Baker, stay tf away. #lovegoals #oth #brookedavis #OneTreeHill @SophiaBush @AustinNichols
Chloe: Merry Christmas! #video #deer #Texas
ReplyDeleteLook back at Jake Gyllenhaal's stage career before he returns in Sunday in the Park http://www.playbill.com/article/celebrate-jake-gyllenhaals-birthday-with-a-look-at-some-of-his-stage-highlights
ReplyDeleteNaomi Johnson 📎 @JmosDocGal 8h8 hours ago
ReplyDeleteHow is Jake Gyllenhaal not married...I would marry him in a second. But I feel like he is also probably really sensitive +needy which...fine
Charli XCX @starlightoxox 10h10 hours ago
ReplyDeletejake gyllenhaal.... he's so good in PRISONERS, NOCTURNAL ANIMALS, NIGHTCRAWLER, BAREBACK MOUNTAIN. HE IS A LEGEND.
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ReplyDeleteThe biggest recent bullshits by PG :)
ReplyDeleteNOVEMBER 5, 2016
ReplyDeleteSubtext and Hidden Meaning: Closeted Story Telling and Jake Gyllenhaal's Sasquatch Parable - Part 1
Subtext and Hidden Meaning: Closeted Story Telling and Jake Gyllenhaal's Sasquatch Parable - Part 2
Two posts about Sasquatch nonsense.
Sasquatch is tall, Austin is tall ergo Jake talks about Austin when he talks about Sasquatch.
There is no doubt that WME has been heavily closeting Jake since 2012. As part of this damage control, the agency has attempted to revamp Jake's internet search for years, with the main goal of burying Austin Nichols as much as possible. Given that Jake's revisionist storytelling proved to be an Epic Fail ...
No one talks about Jake and Austin for years and years and Twitter has nothing to do with that.
prairiegirl, your J/A fiction is Epic Fail.
Ignorant PG still doesn't understand the difference between WME / talent agency and PR. #facepalm
ReplyDeletePG being stupider than dirt!
ReplyDeleteprairiegirl said...
Whereas Jake and Austin have a little one and it whispers through on a Facebook page unnoticed, when Jared & Jensen do it, you get all kinds of bangs and clangs and whistles. Taking a stroll through Jared's twitter search and the J2 tag on Tumblr, it is just unbelievable. I know some of those accounts are for real, believing that these two guys just either 1) happened to get their wives pregnant around the same time or 2) are indeed having a competition to see who can spawn the most offspring. But surely some of them are Mgmnt accounts there to push the agenda that these are indeed two separate heterosexual families.
Monday, November 7, 2016 at 2:47:00 PM CST
prairiegirl said...
Jake probably ought to watch it. He's starting to sound....dangerous. And I mean that seriously.
“It was the metaphor and the dream-like quality. Like when we wake up from a dream and go: ‘I just killed this person’ or ‘someone just killed me’ and it feels real in that moment,” he expressed. “It hits you as hard as it possibly could and then it just fades. People talk about the brutality of losing love or the idea of loss and it’s kind of metaphoric connection to murder – I loved that idea.”
...
Maybe he's putting on an act, though. Maybe he's trying to look so sinister and mentally unhinged that people would think he couldn't possibly be a father. Same with Austin and his Friday the 13th filtered Instagrams. Maybe it's all about not looking like father material.
Wednesday, November 9, 2016 at 8:01:00 PM CST
11-11-11
ReplyDeleteSpecial birthday wishes to a little member of the Family Tile today......
prairiegirl said...
One last clue to support another baby arriving in November 2011, was that less than a year later, on November 9, 2012, Austin and Jake made sure to be seen proudly walking out and about in NY, openly together with the predictable hetero cover provided by a mysterious brunette. Both men smiling from ear to ear for all to see. A photographic ritual they have practiced since they started having babies back in 2007.
Saturday, November 12, 2016 at 4:45:00 PM CST
*secondhand embarrassment*
ReplyDeleteNOVEMBER 12, 2016
ReplyDeleteYes Virginia, There Are Real Couples in Hollywood: The Continuing Story of Jake & Austin
It was over
*PG posting OLD Jake and Austin photos AGAIN*
Seeing Austin and Jake together at SXSW in March and seeing that they had had another little girl together late last year tells us that the GyllenNichols family is still going strong.
(let's forget about Austin living with Chloe and Jake moving to New York, LOL)
Hey, how about chownoodle? Who is chownoodle, you ask? Guess what popped up on October 31 of this year in a Jake post on Just Jared?
chowfunnoodle posted: "When will Jake let the world know he's married to a Man?"
(same person deleted comment - I guess he/she didn't want to be associated with Pee Gee)
Poor PG!!!
Pee Gee being stupid lying piece of shit:
ReplyDeleteThe fact that the article is still up tells me that the assertion that Jake has already won an Oscar is an intentional marketing tactic. Every year we get hundreds of planted tweets insisting that Jake has been ripped off when it comes to the Academy of Arts and Sciences. We are told that he is the greatest actor of his generation. No one else compares. So I guess WME finally got tired of always being the bridesmaid, instead of the bride and decided to just give Jake an Oscar and maybe no one would notice. Let's face it, what do facts and the truth mean when it comes to the closet anyway?
Frankly, I think both Jake and his Management Team are obsessed with this topic. There's probably some clause in Jake's contract where his team receives incentive pay if they can can achieve the end goal of an Oscar nomination. And, I would not be surprised that Jake wanted that goal in his contract to make sure his people didn't loose sight of the ultimate prize. Too bad Jake is not just interested in making good movies. Now, that would be an achievement.
Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 10:11:00 PM CST
PG ignored Austin celebrating Thanksgiving with Chloe and friends in LA.
ReplyDeleteBut she didn't forget to post moronic crap like:
prairiegirl said...
I noticed that the Snapchat pumpkin conveyor belt caper starring Austin and his beard was uploaded on a Brazilian account. Brazil is a country that Management often uses to "surreptitiously" plant their stunts. The goal is to make the tweet or video look more organic.
Wednesday, November 30, 2016 at 10:27:00 PM CST
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 2016
ReplyDeleteOne If By Tile, Two If By @AustinNichols Family
As some readers may know, several of us old timers have accumulated more than a couple of Baby Tile sightings and/or mentions from social media. Normally the sighting has been of a singular Baby Tile persuasion. On October 25, we had what was probably our first "plural" Tile encounter.
...
Seems more likely the Family Tile was traveling on a commercial flight and could it be one of the little Tiles told the flight attendant who their father was? It's difficult to say what the scenario was and whether Austin was really there or not.
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"Kids" traveling on their own?!?
This crap is too stupid even for PG, LMAO :))
DECEMBER 7, 2016
ReplyDeleteA Study in Ease - A Study of Jake and Austin
*PG posting OLD Jake and Austin photos AGAIN*
With the exception of Brandon Fuller's "Leadville", one can see how Austin tends to withdraw a bit, disappear...
LMAO!!!
Austin tends to withdraw and spend time with girls.
ReplyDeleteSUNDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2016
ReplyDeleteMr. [Austin] Nichols Goes to Washington! Or Did He?
Bennet "forgot" she was across the street at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building. ...
Looks like Austin wanted to place himself in Washington D.C. with Bennet the latter part of this week.
...
prairiegirl used photo of Austin and Chloe in Washington D.C. as proof that Austin wasn't in Washington D.C. What a moron.
MONDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2016
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Jakie!
Another year, more stunts, a mystery woman, a dash of Leo rising, and a looney, exhibitionist beard who can't act her way out of a paper sack have all come together to provide some entertainment and a whole lot of distractions over the last several days. Social media is on overdrive trying to upload "evidence" of a romance which is about as believable as any hatched in a Hollywood conference room. Thanks for confirming that one thing can be certain after over fourteen years together. In this 36th year of Jacob Benjamin Gyllenhaal's birth, Austin Nichols is still his main squeeze. ...
Jake's main squeeze was in Bahamas with his Darlin :)
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 23, 2016
ReplyDeleteBigfoot, Loch Ness and Baby Tile
(PG repeating old "BT sightings")
And because of these numerous mentions and sightings, the next time you may see a tweet like the following, it would be wise not to dismiss so easily. Because you never know.......
Alexandra @aaalgal
One time in the airport me and Anna saw jake gyllenhaal's twiiiin but he was Amish and had like 6 kids 😔
8:14 p.m. - Feb 20, 2013 · Details
PG is really desperate, LOL
prairiegirl is melting over Austin & Chloe spending Christmas in Texas,
ReplyDeletesame old stupid lies not worth copy / paste.
Thanks Chloe! :)
peggy @cariannesays 2h2 hours ago
ReplyDeleteWhen you innocently show up to work and walk into the offices and bump into Jake Gyllenhaal
Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 4m4 minutes ago
ReplyDeleteSassy attitude all up in this weird red corner. @ Austin, Texas https://www.instagram.com/p/BOfw79MDImI/
After all how many babies does Austin and Austin have together? I've lost the count! A new one every year? Jake is Hollywood's most powerful celebrity!
ReplyDeletePG, FUCK YOU! Jake deserves all the praise he's received from the movie critics! Stop talking shit! If WME were so powerful, all of WME actors would only make great movies and win oscar. But it's all about jake, whole Hollywood works to hide that jake and austin are together, they're all part of a conspiracy because jake is the most important actor in the world. If people find out he's gay, Hollywood will die, however, he doesn't get an Oscar nomination.
6 imaginary kids!
ReplyDeleteMaybe 7!
ReplyDeletesonia @sonzzxo 2h2 hours ago
ReplyDeleteI just watched Prisoners, good film sucky ass ending but goddamn if I wasn't attracted to Jake Gyllenhaal before I am now.
Catherine @issue_september 4h4 hours ago
ReplyDeleteWatching #NocturnalAnimals Jake Gyllenhaal makes me pine for Brokeback Mountain, and his big beautiful eyes gazing lovingly at Heath
Stras @NormalWhiteApe 10h10 hours ago
ReplyDeleteNocturnal Animals hits a unique nerve. Deep one at that. Haunting film that you can't take your eyes off of. Gyllenhaal's streak continues.
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ReplyDeleteInstagram story video part 1
ReplyDeleteInstagram story video part 2
Chloe, Austin, Chloe's brothers and Wally in Austin's backyard, Austin, TX
videos from December 26, 2016
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ReplyDeletechloe bennet 10h ago
ReplyDeleteNailed it. Happy birthday @taylor_mass1 ✨🎉
Taylor Massaro is Stephen's girlfriend (Chloe's brother)
Taylor likes Wally #Chicago
Thanks fangurl!
ReplyDeleteThank Austin, he's the reason we love Chloe :))
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ReplyDeleteSorry Cuntita,
ReplyDeletemelting doesn't help.
Austin spent Thanksgiving, Jake's birthday and Christmas with his Darlin Chloe.
Same as last 3 years.
Instagram story by @chloebennet from December 26, 2016
ReplyDeletebirthday dinner video
short sleeves = Austin, TX weather
ha nuh @ayooohannab 3h3 hours ago
ReplyDeleteIf Jake Gyllenhaal does not win an Oscar for Nocturnal Animals, it will be the biggest snub of all time.
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ReplyDeletechloe bennet 3h ago Location: Austin, Texas
ReplyDeleteHe's a god damn angel from heaven.
Wally is tired :)
Chloe, Austin, Chloe's brothers and Wally enjoying a quiet evening at home.
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ReplyDeleteCuntita,
ReplyDeleteOK, you have a good reason for melting! Bad Austin! #ouch LOL :)
Wally is done watching Chopped
ReplyDeleteChloe, Austin, Chloe's brothers and Wally enjoying a quiet evening at home - Instagram story video #Texas
so cute :))
Jake and Greta are in St. Barts
ReplyDeleteFan Photos > On The Subway In New York City (December 26, 2016)
ReplyDeletePaparazzi Photos > 2016 > December 27 - Jake On The Beach In St Barts with Greta Caruso
ReplyDeleteJake having a great time!
ReplyDeleteCuntita, OK, you have a good reason for melting
ReplyDeleteyep
LOL!11!
ReplyDeleteAustin loves Bahamas, Jake loves Caribbean - they have so much in common.
ReplyDeletePee Gee CAUGHT in another blatant and insane lie.
ReplyDeleteHer delusions of grandeur are getting worse - now she believes that Management tapped her phone, spying on her conversations because she is so important and influential.
Austin filmed 'Bates Motel' during September and October in Vancouver, Canada.
ReplyDeletePG ignored the news and enjoyed the lack of Austin & Chloe posts because she was selling 'Jake, Austin and kids are somewhere together' bullshit.
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile Oct 2
2 words: Contracts End. RT @Toothy_Tile: @GoosesTile Posting lies about Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet and wishing that Austin is..
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile Oct 2
Ahhh but not before NYCC 2016. Looks like Grey Goose and the beard will be forced to reunite & play it up. #SummerBreakIsOver #FunTimes
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 27, 2016
ReplyDeleteAustin Nichols - the Man in the Yellow Lightning Bolt Hat
... Most of us have recently witnessed this possibility in Decoding Anna being bullied off of the internet by the J's people. Some of us OMG regulars could conduct a clinic on the multiple ways Oh My Godot was invaded. And the harassment continued to social media, all for naught of course. ;-) How do the interns/trolls try to infiltrate? Well, here was one way.
1. Beware of hyperlinks sent to you in emails or private messages unless you're fully comfortable with the person you're talking to. Instead of clicking on the link, Google the subject or title and find it yourself on the internet.
2. Hyperlinks can contain spyware. If you click on one from your cellphone, the spyware can enable another party to listen in on your phone conversations. Beware of strange noises on your phone which can be a heads up you have a "visitor" on the line with you. A factory reset may be needed to clean your phone. You can Google this on the internet and find the existence of spy software that enables people to listen in on other others' phone conversations.
3. In the case of the deep HW closet, listening in on other folks' conversations can help Mgmnt with a pre-emptive strike. They can adapt their photo ops to counteract a fan's theory.
4. Let's take a look at an example. What if, let's just say, that a fake bearding/merkin HW relationship began to wind down with barely existent activity and interaction for a significant length of time. A cell phone conversation might touch upon the possibility of the approaching end to the contract. Of course, the speculation isn't going to be made on social media or any blog because of previous experience. No need to tempt Mgmnt, right?
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8. New York Comic Con passed with the continued narrative of barely-there interaction and photos of the bearding couple, "cryptic" signs like Instagram'ing of a break up song lyric from the beard.
9. By Oct. 11, a complete reversal of narrative took place with the Art for Health event co-hosting appearance in Chicago and "Game Back On" became the theme of Wangchols to the hyper point where we are today, which is Hetero Relaysh on Steroids, ha ha. False alarm! Contrived from nothing, right? Or was it?
10. On October 29, the Mgmnt-compensated troll made the following comment on his blog, Waiting for Toothy 2 [author note, my nickname on Blogger is PG]:
Anonymous poor PG said...
Melting Mary is really upset with Austin.
Pee Gee predicted that "contract is about to end" while Austin was filming in Canada,
but Austin doesn't give shit about that.
Solution?
Not one, but TWO POSTS about new silly lie: Austin being in New York with Jake for 'Sunday in the Park with George'.
No one saw Austin in New York - because Austin was in LA - but slash fiction isn't about reality anyway.
October 29, 2016 11:02 am
11. How does this Online Safety Powerpoint Demo conclude? Well, where the Troll screwed up was I had never made this comment anywhere online. Not on my Twitter. Not on Narnia Dispatches. Not on my Tumblr. I had only made anything close to this speculation in private.
I have gone back through my Twitter and on the blog, never made any such claim in public. So how did the Troll know this? I have a couple of options where the breech was made, but most likely the break was made via the cell phone.
Lesson learned. Steps taken. lol. Amazing, isn't it? Gary's Tavern vs. Cheers. Wolves in sheep's clothing in the form of Austin Nichols who has been hanging too long now within the wolf packs of HW to be considered a sheep any longer, folks.
Phone 'tapping' is illegal. Spying on civilians' private discussions is Big Brother-ish and puts one not that far off from the category of our American government. Perhaps feelings of desperation are what prompt such desperate actions.
Posted by prairiegirl at 14:20
Words
ReplyDeleteMelting Mary is really upset with Austin.
Pee Gee predicted that "contract is about to end"
are highlighted by yellow "marker".
Perhaps feelings of desperation are what prompt such desperate actions.
ReplyDeletePG, what is Mgmnt desperate about?
Austin living with Chloe?
Jake living in New York?
Do tell!
Pee Gee needs new medications ASAP.
ReplyDeleteAUSTIN NICHOLS @AustinNichols 19h 19 hours ago
ReplyDeleteJust posted a photo https://www.instagram.com/p/BOiV1CrhOm7/
Graffiti Park at Castle Hills (Austin, TX)
shawski 28m ago Location: LAX Airport
ReplyDeleteAustin bound (high) Bonny.
Ivan and Bonny on their way to Casa Nichols :)
Lying again. Ignorant and crazy :)
ReplyDeleteprairiegirl said...
The troll next door doesn't have an explanation as of yet, for how he knew my opinion about Austin and Bennet's contract. That's because he isn't going to be able to come up with one. I never said anything yet online anywhere because I know better than to make a flat-out prediction like that on Twitter or on the blog. I've gotten burned before. I discussed it on the phone and I think in emails. So he did one or the other - I'm pretty sure it was the phone because my phone was making repeated noises every single time I called M&M. It didn't happen with anyone else - just her. And Mgmnt could have done it with spyware. You can do this through hyperlinks. All I had to do was click on one of his silly hyperlinks and the bug or whatever has been planted.
We know this guy is capable of knowing these in's and out's because we have seen him put viruses into hyper links on OMG. He had done that several times. He knew how to hijack our Blogger accounts and mimic them; we watched him do that several times. He knows how to mimic a Twitter account - I had him do that once, too. He is technically savvy; that's probably one of the reasons why Jake's people still have him employed.
And I'm not saying he's the only troll over there. Mgmnt probably has several folks running that blog (I use that term very loosely), but there is one in particular that we are fully aware of because he's been around for years harassing us.
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 at 12:04:00 PM CST
The troll next door doesn't have an explanation as of yet, for how he knew my opinion about Austin and Bennet's contract.
ReplyDeletePG is retarded.
That's the only explanation.
May 🍁 @equinoxique 8m8 minutes ago
ReplyDeleteThe first one is Michael Fassbender enjoying himself in the water and the other one is Jake Gyllenhaal... And Jake.... He just can't
LOL
- @Patron375 5m5 minutes ago
ReplyDeleteI'm yet to see Jake Gyllenhaal in a bad movie. I have a lot of respect for actors who don't sell out.
Paparazzi Photos > 2016 > December 28 - Jake and Greta Shopping At La Cave du Port Franc In St Barts
ReplyDeletePlease please don't show those new pics above to PG. She will find a way to make one of the dudes in the foreground Austin Because he's tall and has dark hair, wait and see in 5...4...3...2....1
ReplyDeleteShut up!
ReplyDeleteYeah, shut up!
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ReplyDeleteprairiegirl has no comment about "phone tapping" epic fail.
ReplyDeleteWhat a moron.
Destiny supported PG's insanity:
ReplyDeletedestiny said...
That is so wild about the spying, and so wrong. It's amazing how much they still get worked up about what you have to say PG after all these years.
Interesting that Jake trotted out Greta for cover, and not his family. I guess those days are gone when he relied on Maggie and her kids for that. And just to be extra-safe, lets carpet-bomb with Austin and the beard in the Caribbean pre-holidays, and for the cherry on top, in Texas for Christmas.
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 at 10:05:00 AM CST
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ReplyDeletePG,
ReplyDeleteyou stupid lying piece of shit,
thanks for a laugh!!!
PG, learn to read and get a brain already :)
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DECEMBER 29, 2016 5:12 AM
Pee Gee,
why did you delete comment about "reporting Admin of this blog to the US and Malta authorities"?
Too moronic even for you?
ha ha ha ha ha ha what a fucking idiot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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ReplyDeletePaparazzi Photos > 2016 > December 28 - Jake and Greta Shopping At La Cave du Port Franc In St Barts
ReplyDeleteSince 1989, the Cave du Port Franc has been a favorite for wine lovers. Its diverse selection counts over 200,000 bottles, the shop sells leading French and Italian wines ...
No candy for BTs?
ReplyDeleteHow old is destiny? He's so dumb!
ReplyDeleteCan't be younger than 30something. Full grown adult.
ReplyDeleteCompared to other OMGers she did show glimpses of intelligence and respect for common sense in the past.
But Destiny also posted embarrassing crap like 'Jake and Austin can't be in the same city at the same time because they are in the closet'. Typical OMG nonsense.
ReplyDeleteFRIDAY, DECEMBER 23, 2016
ReplyDeleteBigfoot, Loch Ness and Baby Tile
...
The following tweets and internet comments are all references to Baby Tile(s) sightings, not necessarily in chronological order.
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• Jake carrying two small boxes and a heart-shaped tin of candy while leaving the medical building
Posted by prairiegirl at 22:51
PG is always good for a laugh.
ReplyDeleteThat's all she's good for, LOL
ReplyDeleteLove this one, must be in top 10 stupidest things PG ever wrote :)
ReplyDeleteExplanation why she decided to use 11-11-2011 as imaginary kid's birthday:
prairiegirl said...
One last clue to support another baby arriving in November 2011, was that less than a year later, on November 9, 2012, Austin and Jake made sure to be seen proudly walking out and about in NY, openly together with the predictable hetero cover provided by a mysterious brunette. Both men smiling from ear to ear for all to see. A photographic ritual they have practiced since they started having babies back in 2007.
Saturday, November 12, 2016 at 4:45:00 PM CST
Stevie Valle @_stevienotnicks 16h 16 hours ago
ReplyDelete#ThatAwkwardMoment when you're too star struck to eat while seated next to fav actors @AustinNichols @ChloeBennet4 #AoS #TWD @TheShadyGrove
Shady Grove @TheShadyGrove
Nestled under the shade of the tall pecan grove, Shady Grove has been serving up Austin-inspired home-cooking, cocktails, sunshine and smiles since 1992.
ReplyDelete"We got computers, we're tapping phone lines,
I know that that ain't allowed."
Talking Heads
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ReplyDeletePG pretends that this is 2006, not 2016.
ReplyDeleteToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile Dec 28
HOLY MOLY, you guys, look who Michael K identified Jake as. I can't believe it. #speechless I mean, everybody knows, but that's MK
... it looks like Jake’s Clan of the Cave Bear-looking ass is smiling the kind of relieved smile someone does while finally emptying their piss bag. And as he’s doing that, Greta is probably screaming, “Eww, Toothy Tile, aim thattaway, it’s hitting my leg!
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ReplyDeleteInstagram story by @chloebennet from December 29, 2016
ReplyDelete@austinnichols @shawski #chloebennet #austinnichols #ivanshaw #arthur #wally #bonny #austintx #texas
Ivan and Bonny joined Austin, Chloe. Arthur and Wally for holidays in Texas :)
poor cuntita, lol
ReplyDeleteJake, Austin and Chloe are doing an extra good job of fucking up Pee Gee.
ReplyDeleteInstagram story by @chloebennet from December 29, 2016 @austinnichols @shawski #chloebennet #austinnichols #ivanshaw #icecream #austintx #texas
ReplyDeleteAustin loves his Darlin, Texas and ice cream :)
Who's the hot guy?? http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/3834482/jake-gyllenhaal-goes-shirtless-in-st-barts-takes-surfing-lesson-34/
ReplyDeletePaparazzi Photos > 2016 > December 29 - Jake On The Beach In St Barts
ReplyDeleteJake's boyfriend???
That cute guy looks like surfing teacher :)
ReplyDeleteJake cheating his husband!! lmao
ReplyDeleteJake is all smiles around mystery man, awwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeletemore reasons for melting Cuntita
ReplyDeleteYep, Cuntita is melting like crazy today! :)
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 7h7 hours ago
Grey Goose left his intelligence, his spine and his degree on a doorstep somewhere back in 2006.
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 7h7 hours ago
Grey Goose needs to Fast Forward through all the het nonsense and follow through. Put a ring on it, go thru the engagement, the marriage
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 7h7 hours ago
GG also needs to get a backbone and start documenting this on his Facebook and Instagram as well. Quit making everyone else do it
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 45m45 minutes ago
Surfing lesson? Tooth? LOL!! Mgmnt is trying to #rewritehistory What about those photos of Jake in Hawaii in 2005? Out on the surfboard?
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 41m41 minutes ago
This is just getting so comical now. Between Toothy and Grey Goose, they are really cranking that clown car. Watch it go. LOL
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 41m41 minutes ago
Not only did he do a whole shoot with the board in 2005, but Tooth has been married to a guy who rode a board on a TV show.
... and many more brainless tweets!
Poor Cuntita bursting a blood vessel today.
ReplyDeleteAustin, Chloe and Jake are so bad, LOL