beard
A common word used to address a homosexual's female friend who he takes around town. He normally calls this companion his "girlfriend" to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, titty grabbing heterosexual male. Although, he may think that this so called 'image' is working, he's actually fooling himself. It's completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant gay man. - Urban Dictionary
More bearding info: https://twitter.com/Beard_Club
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 1692 Newer› Newest»It's possible they don't know or care about his sexuality
lol!
lame
If you read something in the bigger tabloids about Jake his PR probably leaked it.
The public has the right to know that Jake dates women of the opposite sex! He's heterosexual like that!
Showtime @SHO_Network
#RayDonovan fans: @AUS10NICHOLS will be live tweeting tomorrow's new episode (east coast feed)! Follow him to follow along!
2h ago
Hi bitch tom and pg
OMG cum dumpsters are always pissed off.
Oh wait, Austin is in Texas, Jake in Martha's Vineyard, so they do have a good reason, LOL!!! :)
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS - 7h ago
I will be live twatting tomorrow night for Ray Donovan y'all. Come enjoy my twat.
HA!!!
pretty little bitch @oriental_tamy
@AUS10NICHOLS twat? It's a pussy right? Didn't know u have one but I like pussy too #sexgod pic.twitter.com/GyQEBiuZ00
4h ago
pretty little bitch @oriental_tamy
@AUS10NICHOLS Damn you're so sex my #sexgod I just dreamed about you and I woke up wet. Check my last tweet.. kiss kiss twat :-P
4h ago
pretty little bitch @oriental_tamy
@AUS10NICHOLS Damn I can't reply by Dm but glad you liked it. You are hot too my #sexgod pic.twitter.com/lh5MFaO0Wn
3h ago
Told you! lol
Clark @momzspaghetti
For all you women who dream of dating Jake Gyllenhaal, trust me...it's not as fun as it looks.
8h ago
Marian @dreamwrit3r
@NaomiFoner @mgyllenhaal as a birthday gift to me you could either wish me a happy birthday or make Jake join twitter... it's up to you ;)
15h ago
Naomi on Twitter! https://twitter.com/NaomiFoner
I will be live twatting tomorrow night for Ray Donovan y'all. Come enjoy my twat.
I'm sure OMGers will enjoy your pussy! lol
I will be live twatting tomorrow night for Ray Donovan y'all. Come enjoy my twat.
Can't wait Special K's post about Austin's pussy. Austin just made her week! lol
LOL! Wonder if SK will post a pic of a red arrow entering Austin's pussy
Jake at farmersmarket in marthasvineayard
http://instagram.com/p/bbZms6xh6n/#
Alyssa Miller is in marthasvineayard too
Alyssa Miller @luvalyssamiller 17h
The Bite. YUMM http://instagram.com/p/bbnPQQQf39/
The Bite is is a famous restaurant in Marthasvineayard
Alyssa Miller is in marthasvineayard too
That's photo of food. Are you going to make up kissing photos again? LOL
Austin's pussy stinks!
PG,
when are you going to tweet Maggie and Naomi and ask them why they don't follow Jake's husband on Twitter? Well?
Alyssa Miller is in marthasvineayard too
Dumb fangurl is starting early today!
Poor dumb fangurl, she's desperately trying to convince herself that Jake likes pussy. And failing, lol :)
Go Alyssa Post the "kiss pic"!
Come on Alyssa pos other juicy pics!
Yes, post fruit frappe picture! LMAO
LOL :)
LOL minka troll has turned into alyssa frappe troll
Poor dumb fangurl, she was lied about kissing photos :)
"I nearly choked on my pizza. “It’s Jake Gyllenhaal!!!!!” I screeched. Linh leapt from her seat and went on full paparazzi mode, snapping TMZ-worthy pictures of him as he kissed his girlfriend goodbye. Other starstruck diners started crowding around the window, oohing and ahhing, jumping up and down. The cooks and bus boys flooded out of the kitchen, asking, “¿Quien? Quien es??”"
http://saranovela.com/2013/06/27/jakegyllenhaal/
Chop chop!
Cut posting bullshit, where are kissing photos? We love a good laugh :)
probably because she sold them
Sure, sure, just like Linh sold her TMZ-worthy pictures! lol
The stupidity is strong in this fangurrrl
Awwwwwwwww, don't be sad dumb fangurl, maybe Jake will do nice photo-shoot for Us Weekly cover, like he did with previous beard.
Stupid fangirl, PG, Tom,
please stop projecting.
Just because you stink, it doesn't mean that other people are stinkers like you. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Other starstruck diners started crowding around the window, oohing and ahhing, jumping up and down.
Another retarded fangirl. You have to be a complete idiot to try to sell people doing that because of Jake Gyllenhaal and unknown woman standing outside restaurant.
Poor stupid fangirl is melting. Like we don't have enough poor stupid melting OMGers, LOL :))))))
Stupid fangurl is too stupid to understand that Jake and beard kissing is hyperbole and humor :)
LOL :))))
give it a rest luvalyssa troll
Lauren Hurley @laurenhrly 38m
Hangin w Jake Gyllenhaal #nbd @yoouonlyLIVonce @m0therrteresa pic.twitter.com/mTZkBPDDA4
awwwwwwww
A-HA!!! Caught! Ice cream for BTs!
Who has their arm on his neck
We can't tell.
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS
@LievSchreiber since Tommy's sexuality is all over the map, I thought you would enjoy my twat reference.
4h ago
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS
I sure hope not!!! RT @kika_n: @AUS10NICHOLS Something will happen between Tommy & Ray's son? #RayDonovan
4h ago
Currently standing next to jake gyllenhaal, not gonna lie a lot shorter than I expected #ToldMeToMove pic.twitter.com/N6k74O3WNa
15h ago
Brian Fleming @Brian_Fleming1 15h
@SamK2511 is he on the vineyard??
Sam K @SamK2511 15h
@Brian_Fleming1 yea, he actually works at one of the restaurants down here for the hell of it
Brian Fleming @Brian_Fleming1 14h
@SamK2511 no way!! next time I'm on the vineyard I will have to stop by every restaurant to find him
Sam K @SamK2511 14h
@Brian_Fleming1 no need, he works in the kitchen at the beach plum cause he's friends with the head chef
"Who has their arm on his neck"
Alyssa Miller
anne burdick @suckmy_burDICK 8h
jakes girlfriend saw me take the picture pic.twitter.com/kDd6cdajWK
Visualizza la foto
^^Still no kissy-kissy pics LOL
he works in the kitchen at the beach plum cause he's friends with the head chef
Bros before hoes!
Maris Anderson @MarisEAnderson 2h
@AUS10NICHOLS hope your mom feels better.. Heard she left the lake, I know she'll get better treatment in TX
damn!:( I wish you all the best Austin you and your family
Heard she left the lake
Don't understand this.
I think it was a place where She was being treated
I see, thanks 4:38 am. Get well soon, Mrs Nichols!
jakes girlfriend saw me take the picture pic.twitter.com/kDd6cdajWK
Hmmmm, now I can see why Jake could be interested - with those man hands and without make up "girlfriend" looks like a man, lol
This is comment from OMG blog cum dumpsters about Jake and beard being on MV, and Austin tweeting 'gay is not OK':
8==D- - - -
LMAO!
Nah, I'm sure OMGers are happy about Jake bearding and Austin suggesting that gay relationships are yuck! lol
When Austin tweeted 'gay is not OK'?
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS
I sure hope not!!! RT @kika_n: @AUS10NICHOLS Something will happen between Tommy & Ray's son? #RayDonovan
4h ago
Come on now "girlfriend" looks like a beautiful model
"Girlfriend" without makeup scares little kids! Fuck!
he works in the kitchen at the beach plum
Really?? How cool!
http://instagram.com/p/aow5V2Qf79/
"Girlfriend" is fugly.
he works in the kitchen at the beach plum
Spending as much time with Chris as possible :)
Huffington Post @HuffingtonPost 21 Jun
Amanda Bynes' addiction to plastic surgery is getting worse http://huff.to/1c47Ag8
Ted Casablanca @Ted_Casablanca 21 Jun
@HuffingtonPost picking on sad stars is really low, y aren't u talking about big gay stars' addictions 2 beards?
@Ted_Casablanca...sorry has been, you had your chance so don't chastise others NOW. All you did was string along idiots like OMGloons with your bullshit about BTz etc etc etc LOL!
^Stop trolling and find that elusive photo of Jake and beard swapping spit
Is Ted still unemployed?
photo of beautiful AIyssa
LOL you are deluded aren't you. She looks like a tranny
Here's another one for luvalyssa troll
beautiful Alyssa
jealous of fake inflated lips and gorilla eyebrows? No!
Surprise surprise! Whore showing her titties to further her "career". Horrible tiny nips as well.
That is art!!!
Nah, we just don't like cheap whores :)
That is art!!!
Maybe T(art)!
Looks like twat to me!
Geez. How old is that stupid luvalyssa fangirl?
Dumb fangirls are stupid for life
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS
Thanks Dash! miss ya brother. RT @DizMihok: @AUS10NICHOLS crushed in this ep... #RayDonovan
46m ago
The show is certainly laying out the exposition for thr son and Tommy Wheeler.
Don't worry 1:25 pm! We just think ol'Austin is straight as an arrow!
@1:31 really? LOL. Austin is a 6 on Kinsey, no question. Jake is probably a 4.
Austin is as straight as Henry Cavill.
@luvalyssamiller
Stripe http://instagram.com/p/bgmubxwf6E/
Just picked out my eggs for breakfast. http://instagram.com/p/bgdt-pQf_J/
Who's Jack this time?
Austin is as straight as Henry Cavill.
Henry Cavill & Kaley Cuoco: Holding Hands!
Awwwwwwwww, Jake and Henry have new beards! How cute is that? :)
Who cares about Henry Cavill?
Destiny is that you?
Luvalyssa troll, is that you? Still waiting for the kissy-kissy pic LOL
Doe anyone think that the actor James Badge Dale looks a little like Heath? All his scenes in Lone Ranger made me think so.
James Badge Dale
Gabriella Kaas @GabK96 2h
@AUS10NICHOLS I CANNOT BREATHE pic.twitter.com/r1xnwC0uHp
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
Doe anyone think that the actor James Badge Dale looks a little like Heath?
A bit, from right angles.
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS
#RayDonovan continues to grow, up 15% last night versus its record-breaking series premiere last week. ----- wow!!
11h ago
PG,
how come you aren't asking Maggie about BTs?
Don't want to look like an idiot? (Tooooooo late for that!)
Too depressed about Jake's beard - 100000th thing OMGers were wrong about?
Well? :))))))
https://twitter.com/GoosesTile
And that other nasty lying cow, Special K, now has perfect opportunity to ask Maggie about her "fake" pregnancy. With attached red arrows pictures!
LOL
Gabriella Kaas @GabK96
Me and @ems_alter being becky pic.twitter.com/O5fn8vluzd
May 9
Girl looks underage, but Austin like them young like that.
Gabriella Kaas @GabK96 2h
@AUS10NICHOLS I CANNOT BREATHE pic.twitter.com/r1xnwC0uHp
Austin's DM: I'm in love with you too!!
5:37 am, why are you pissed off? I'm sure you already know that Austin is heterosexual pedo.
And that other nasty lying cow, Special K, now has perfect opportunity to ask Maggie about her "fake" pregnancy.
Exactly!
Let's not forget that OMGers have proof - they documented everything in super secret Word file! LMAO
6:03 am - stupid OMG troll, all you can do is fuck yourself :))))))))))
Let's not forget that OMGers have proof - they documented everything in super secret Word file!
Remember not to insult crazy cow PG, she documents all insults and will report you to Internet police :)
Henry Cavill & Kaley Cuoco: Holding Hands!
Looking really fake considering they are actors. Almost worse than Jake and The Chin in Rome.
"Remember not to insult crazy cow PG, she documents all insults and will report you to Internet police :)"
Thanks, almost forgot about that.
Will think twice before I call PG insane bitch, lol.
Brett Burger @tastyburger15
I wonder if jake gyllenhal regrets broke back mountain
July 8
Alyssa Miller @luvalyssamiller 8 Lug
My view at dinner http://instagram.com/p/bh5vj7Qf8q/
Is that Jake on the left?
Yes!
Bad, bad, Jake!
Doing everything to avoid spending time with dumb beard! LOL
Doing everything to avoid spending time with dumb beard!
And avoiding to pay her dinner!
Good thinking! :)
Have any of you heard this Alyssa girl talk? She is so incredibly dumb. She can’t be more stupid!
Another jewel, her favorite TV shows: the Kardashians and Real Housewives of Atlanta ...
June 24, 2013 4:49 am
her favorite TV shows: the Kardashians and Real Housewives of Atlanta
Alyssa Miller learning from cheap publicity whores. How lovely!
Instagram bearding - Jake’s hands:
Alyssa Miller @luvalyssamiller 1h
Spoiled �� http://instagram.com/p/bl5ZlCQf1J/
Poor, pathetic beard.
Spoiled �� http://instagram.com/p/bl5ZlCQf1J/
Box 1 - Beard Contract
Box 2 - Bonus cash if "relationship" goes past 3 months
Box 3 - A brain for Alyssa
LOL :)
Nice change of bearding strategy by Jake’s PR - instead of calling the paps, pics are now taken and shared directly by the beard. Cheeper, too.
Funny how the oh-so-private Jake now is fully complicit in this social media circus. Must be trying to sell something, like a fake relationship. A new level of desperateness.
Box 1 - Beard Contract
Box 2 - Bonus cash if "relationship" goes past 3 months
Box 3 - A brain for Alyssa
Box 4 - A brain for dumb fanghoul luvalyssa troll
LOL!
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS 2h from ATX
Yes!RT @ashbashlaughs: 99.9% sure @AUS10NICHOLS is in my office right now, scouting for a place to shoot a film...umm...can I get a role?!
2h ago
Oh well, at least this one in over 18, lol
Poor OMGers, Austin really hates them.
Jake walking the beard’s dog: IHJ
Jake, my man. This is so not subtle. Get yourself some PRIDE, dude.
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