September 28, 2009 by Ted Casablanca
We seriously didn't think Jake Gyllenhaal's campy costume for the upcoming Disney flick Prince of Persia: The Story of Jake's Pecs could get more guffaw-worthy (despite the pretty damn doable bod itself, minus overdone Fabio trappings), but then we saw J.G.'s Lego action figure. Sorry, folks, we don't even get a pint-size superhero-esque action figure of chiseled Gyllen-hon to play with, but this supercute and totally harmless plastic children's toy instead? And it pretty much captures the doability—or lack thereof—of present-day Jakey perfectly.
Oh no?
Try as we might, we just can't drool over a guy who's become as vanilla as the soy latte we always catch him sipping alongside Reese. Manically manicured biceps 'n' abs in themselves don't make a real man, and neither does prancing around in a supersilly getup with an even more impractical piece of arm candy. We so know Gyllen-babe would rather jump back into indie film land and do his less pumped-up, more moody thing. He's so damn good at it, remember?
Is being a big, sweaty H'wood He-Man that important to ya, Jake? 'Cause this Lego figure almost pulls it off better than you have so far.
Please. For the sake of those three of us left who still swoon over ya, Jake, replace the gym and the GF with your true self. It was the hottest thing round there for a while.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth, Would You Do Jake Gyllenhaal With These Plastic Abs?
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«Oldest ‹Older 801 – 1000 of 2161 Newer› Newest»Last night, at Josh Wood's 'Get on the Bus for Equality' benefit for the National Equality March (following her SNL appearance) at Santos Party House in NYC, Lady Gaga urged the crowd to attend the March, and said that she'll be marching:
"I really believe in this cause, and as a woman in pop music I think that this is really an important weekend, and it's not a fucking joke. So get your asses to D.C. and wear something fabulous, and I'll see you guys there."
Someone could have told her it's the National Equality March, and not the Gay Pride March, but it's the action that counts...
Towleroad
^^^ Poor Jake, he must be really sad because he can't go.
Dear Ted:
Will Dashed Dingle-Dream ever get his own BV? Or is his whole relationship with Judas Jack-Off gone so boringly one-track that there's no reason for you to write BV about him?
—Plight
Dear Don't Forget the Little People:
You don't see Grey Goose getting his own star on the Blind Vice walk of infamy, do you?
Awful Truth
Dear Ted:
Teddy poo, darling. You have just got to give us the dish on that scrumptious Cheyenne Jackson. Not being from either coast, I miss a lot of the Broadway news. I see he's got a faithful partner of some-odd years, but what else do you know, dooo tell!
—JDW
Dear Musically Curious:
The pretty to look at are usually the most dangerous. He's not too Hollywood-ized yet, though, so he could still have some sweet innocence left in him. For 90 seconds. Just like Xavier Samuels used to have.
Dear Ted:
I would like to have coffee and chat with you, it'll be my treat....you make me nearly piss my pants from laughing every day and you seem like so much fun. What do you say?
—Mobey
Dear Blind Date:
Are you hot?
Are you hot?
First things first! lol
Dear Ted:
Will Dashed Dingle-Dream ever get his own BV? Or is his whole relationship with Judas Jack-Off gone so boringly one-track that there's no reason for you to write BV about him?
—Plight
Dear Don't Forget the Little People:
You don't see Grey Goose getting his own star on the Blind Vice walk of infamy, do you?
^Link between Dashed Dingled Dream and Grey Goose: Dashed Dingle-Dream is Jensen Ackles from Supernatural. He is bearding with Daneel Harris from One Tree Hill (she plays Rachel).
From Ted:
September 5, 2009
Dear Ted:
Aside from being beautiful actresses on One Tree Hill, what do Sophia Bush and Danneel Harris have in common?
—Cooney
Dear Um…:
I'm not thrilled by either one. Satisfy you?
Ha! Small Hollyweird! :)
You don't see Grey Goose getting his own star on the Blind Vice walk of infamy, do you?
I'm not complaining!
Seems like I saw some chatter about OTH fans wanting Sophia and Jensen to host something.
This?
"As you've probably heart if you're a fan, Stephenie Meyer has announced that The Host is being made into a movie. A lot of people want Sophia Bush and Jensen Ackles to play the parts of Melanie and Jared. Are you one of them? Then sign this petition!"
petition
Stephenie Meyer has updated her website to say that The Host will be made into a major motion picture. Check the link to her website for more info!!!! If you haven't read the book, it is great! Meyers has also said many times that she is wanting to make it a trilogy. Time to jump on the band wagon folks!!! When I read the synopsis, even though I love Twilight, I was very sceptical. A Sci-Fi romance? How's that going to work? It's like a some what peaceful invasion of the body snatcher, only in the book the invasion part is over and the humans have pretty much lost. If you love Twilight, if you love Sci-Fi, or if you just love romance, give it a try!
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Seems like I saw some chatter about OTH fans wanting Sophia and Jensen to host something.
You've picked up the keywords correctly: Sophia, Jensen and host :)
LOL at myself. :-D
The reason I haven’t had anything on my little blog the last two days is because one video piece that was being edited didn’t work out. Also because I guess I’m headed toward making two movies in the next six, seven months and one of them, a children’s book and then short film, just swept me up solidly almost twenty-four hours a day. I’m about to go back to it in a few minutes – drawing little pictures for the book part of the project, starting to talk with people about helping me with the movie, beginning to plan it.
Hopefully there will be characters in these two movies (and one book) that ring closer to the “youth” that I remember, closer to what it has been to move from that youth to almost sixty.
And I guess the reason I’m confessing all this is that my plan is to start to share that process on this blog. And also to share the process of how I make my living, which is making TV (the very thing I so often rail against.).
stephengyllenhaal.net
I’m headed toward making two movies in the next six, seven months
Good luck, Mr Gyllenhaal!
Who gives a flying fuck! Broke-ass loser.
^^^ Trolly, what's up?
JHAMANAGEMENT: Excited for Jo Newman on her first day shooting Love and Other Drugs!
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In two days I turn 60 (hence the ruminations?) and yet I feel younger than at almost any point in my life, but I remember “younger” now and it was a nightmare – sex, girls, pimples, homophobia, a football and how to handle it well (and I was good at that game too and yet still I was frightened of what was going on out there on that field and how I was doing – I still hold some high school records back in Pennsylvania and yet I felt like a fool most of the time there – terrified). How great was younger, then?
Hey, James Franco, Just Keep Doing What You're Doing, 'Kay?
Saturday's Bitch-Back got us thinking more about James Franco. What with his recent odd career choices like accepting a multi-episode deal with General Hospital and enrolling in Queer Cinema at NYU, you'd think J.F. would be right up our making-fun-of alley. While he appears to be a walking Awful Truth target right now, we don't like easy bitch-bait.
It's easy to look at the Golden Globe winner and expect him to go down the Leonardo DiCaprio path. You know, dump his longtime nonfamous girlfriend and only date the best models around. Pick and choose his projects based on award possibilities or box-office numbers.
Well, Franco is hardly that predictable:
The recent decisions Franco's made, not only career-wise but privately as well, takes guts.
He's got balls and is not afraid to go his own way. For the most part, James follows his own gut instinct and not what his suit-mouths tell him to do. It's why we totally dig him!
Are we going to watch General Hospital? No. But we admire that J.F. just does what he wants. Even going back to NYU to do what he loves—acting—says a whole lot to us about who he is. Once you have his caliber of looks and fame it's easy to pimp yourself out and hit every red carpet soiree in town, but J.F. doesn't fall into that category.
So let's let the guy experiment a bit. He's already going to be in one of the biggest movies of next year (Eat, Pray, Love), and we like that he doesn't fit the cookie-cutter Hollywood leading man mold and goes for the unusual jobs, and relationships, too.
Awful Truth
Man. Someone (s) sure have problems. Trashing OMG and speaking for and about Wicked as if you were in a beauty/hair shop gossiping with your girls in Cabot Cove, Maine.
People just don't read or pay attention. I'm not going over that Twitter business again. What someone wants to persist in believing and generalizing about is their problem.
Someone wants to pit OMG against WFT2?? That is what I prefer to believe. Scoffers are not getting reaction over on OMG lately so they're coming over to WFT2 now to stir up their crap.
And whoever thinks that OMG'ers are all totally about Jaustin, think again and read again. Most of us don't know what's going on so quit generalizing.
I wouldn't post except I can't stand for all of those ridiculous statements being made. I don't feel welcome over here anymore anyway. But I don't have a problem with WFT2'ers. I still think you guys are hilarious.
samdad77: Lance Armstrong, Sophia Bush, and Jon from HBO's 'Jon From Cincinatti' are in my restaraunt right now. I win the cool game!
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^Prairegirl, Is that Robert Buckley in your avatar? He looks good! :)
Ted has sure jumped on the Franco bandwagon. If he really is the object of the swimming pool blind vice, you wouldn't think Ted would be so happy with him, and isn't he bearding even if he's keeping it on the quiet, unlike Leo?
I wonder if Ted's hearing things, especially with that last reference to the unusual relationships. I can never geta handle on whether he is gay or bi.
You better believe that's Buckles.
;D
You know, if you click on the picture, I'm pretty sure it blows the pic up. Blow that baby up and get a good look at that guy, lol. He is something else & I don't know where he's been hiding at all this time but it's enough to almost makes me wish for some Buckin action.
You are not the only one wishing for Buckin action Prairiegirl. They look perfect together and they have amazing chemistry.
"and we like that he doesn't fit the cookie-cutter Hollywood leading man mold and goes for the unusual jobs, and relationships, too."
He's currently dating a 19 y/o fellow NYU student. You can find a picture of her in on of the threads in his imdb message board. I guess it is an unusual relationship, since she's "just" a regualr girl.
Her?! I thot Franco was gay.
^^Based on what?
Based on sex with guys :)
^^Were there stories about him? If so, can you share?
Maybe he's bi. He was dating a 24 y/o blonde, pretty much unknown actress before he dumped her for that little NYU student.
I thought there was chatter on DL of him dating a 19 year-old guy. And I've heard nothing about his dumping the girlfriend he's had the past 3 years or so.
He's currently dating a 19 y/o fellow NYU student. You can find a picture of her in on of the threads in his imdb message board.
I think IMDb forum girls just want to have fun :)
Ok so i probably shouldnt be saying this, but I found out and I just can't contain myself.... this could possibly just be a rumor, but I think that I have a pretty reliable source so here it goes!!!
IMDb - JAMES HAS A NEW GF!!!!!!
Indie Spirit
That's Ahna, his girlfriend who he supposedly dumped for that NYU girl.
Before Ahna he was dating Marla Sokoloff.
3:14 PM - DL ain't the best source for info.
Jake was at a hotel gym and he left a porn magazine there.
Jeezus, is Jake into snuff films?
:(
It's some chick with her head cut off. Eww.
Ahna
Uh,no. I hate when people think it's cute to spell a name a weird way.
Jake was at a hotel gym and he left a porn magazine there.
LOL
LMAO.
So Ted is saying Franco is a great guy for sticking with his gal when he has supposedly dumped her for a younger gal, who may or may not just be another beard?
Were there stories about him? If so, can you share?
James Franco - I know only about this:
Gawker - nasty BI
Ted's Crotch Uh-Lastic
"So Ted is saying Franco is a great guy for sticking with his gal when he has supposedly dumped her for a younger gal, who may or may not just be another beard?"
You got it dude! ;)
So Ted is saying Franco is a great guy for sticking with his gal when he has supposedly dumped her for a younger gal, who may or may not just be another beard?
No, that wouldn't be unusual.
we like that he doesn't fit the cookie-cutter Hollywood leading man mold and goes for the unusual jobs, and relationships, too.
I don't feel welcome over here anymore anyway.
Prairiegirl, you are always welcome here :)
Don't let WFT2 bitching or trolly discourage you from posting here.
Jake was at a hotel gym and he left a porn magazine there.
Animal pornography! lol
Gawker - nasty BI
Ted's Crotch Uh-Lastic
I didn't read the first one, but I suppose it's about the rape. I somehow doubt it was him.
As for the second. If it is about Franco, he's either closeted gay, bi or likes to experiment (like many actors in Hollywood). Only Franco knows the truth.
So does that make Jake a chicken hawk?
Jake is too young to be a chicken hawk, he's practically a twink himself :)
Most of WFT 2 seem very fond of James Franco at the moment, but, as I've mentioned before, from the young up and coming actors my no. 1is Ryan Gosling. JF comes off as too self-important and trying to be edgy imo. But tastes are different. I'd be boring if we all liked the same type. ;)
I'm very friendly, James and Ryan can call me any time!
Apr 24, 2009
As if James Franco weren’t already a same-sex heartthrob after Milk, his student films are inspired by gay poetry. His first student film was based on “The Feast of Stephen” by Anthony Hecht (“Boys for the first time frankly eye each other …”), and his most recent was inspired by “Herbert White” by Frank Bidart. At a Gucci-hosted cocktail party for an art film called Erased James Franco, Franco said he discovered Bidart while studying poetry at Warren Wilson College in North Carolina. “This teacher brought it into class, and everybody was kinda shocked. It’s very dark and it’s about this guy. He’s a murderer, a necrophiliac, and it’s in a poem, right?” said Franco. “What struck me is that it’s a kind of a confessional poem, or a dramatic monologue. It’s as if the poet is using this crazy man as a mask to express certain feelings and go to an extreme place where those feelings could be felt.” Later, he met Bidart through one of his NYU professors.
“Nobody was really beating down his door to make a movie out of it—I don’t think most poets get movies out.” Bidart told Franco he’d based the poem on a case study he’d read. “He took that and then infused a lot of his own feelings growing up in Bakersfield, California, being a young gay man in the closet, having nobody to express his feelings to, and also looking for cultural outlets and not really having them,” said Franco. “He took all of those issues and fused them into this one personality. I guess Yeats talks about this anti-self. It’s using this character, putting your own feelings into them, and putting him in the situation you are in, but then not giving him the recourse of becoming the poet he became.” Or a filmmaker. Michael Shannon will play the lead. Franco is also starring as Allen Ginsberg in the upcoming Howl.
James Franco’s Anti-Self
Jake finds Robert Buckley's tee shirt in Austin's laundry.
LOL. That's an awful big smile Jake.
How Jake really got the LAOD role.
Jake, you really know how to campaign for a role!
LMAO!
Jake finds Robert Buckley's tee shirt in Austin's laundry.
That's my t-shirt!
I agree with the poster who says it would be boring if he we all like the same actors.
But I don't understand what is so especiall about Ryan Gosling.
I think he did a really great job in that movie of the rubber doll and there are another couple of cool movies of him as well, but he definitely hasn't show anything outstanding yet. At least, Franco has Milk and Jake and Heath have Brokeback and Emile Hirsh has Into the Wild but.. RG?? He plays safe and quiet in indie movies and that's it.
I don't understand either why some people think JF is trying to seem edgy, by simply going to school and have some fun doing a little job in a soap-opera.
Is that the definition of "edgy" here??? This blog is about a guy who might be a closeted homosexual , has a lot of m/m sex through condifentiality contract and is hiding a baby with his long time gay partner!!! We need to redifine edgy I guess...
Why gays love soaps?
Is that the definition of "edgy" here???
That's edgy in Hollywood.
5:15, what I mean with edgy is him trying to be provocative (playing gay) or some kind of trend-setter (Movie star takes on a role in a soap. How innovative). All that, imo, mainly to be noticed, but pretending not to like the attention. I think he takes himself too seriously.
Gosling seems laid back and down to earth. He comes off as natural. I like that.
Both guys are good actors though.
Why gays love soaps?
:-D
RG?? He plays safe and quiet in indie movies and that's it.
Ryan Gosling is still waiting for his big chance to prove what he can do and make good at the box office.
The Notebook made $115 million worldwide, but it wasn't his break thru movie. Maybe Gosling isn't considered real leading man material? Bad luck? Something else?
Duh! Not everyone can be real leading man material!
emmaopteryx: "The world's only big enough for one Tobey Maguire - and that's me, Jake Gyllenhaal!"
40 minutes ago
Jake finds Robert Buckley's tee shirt in Austin's laundry.
How Jake really got the LAOD role.
Great pictures and t-shirts!
Thx 6:12. The wonders of photoshop!
hiding a baby
I doubt there's a hidden baby. As for Jaustin... I think the "benefits" part of "friends with benefints" is over.
I bet Jake's sorry he ever posed with a tee shirt lol. I'll have to do one with "Help Me Kill The Beard" or something like that.
Definitely something about the beard, but I have no inspiration. Damn!
Are these rims too obvious?
LOL Jake you better order splash guards go with those rims!
Bearding? Just say NO!
Will Trade Beard For ...
Penis goes where?!?
Adam Lambert reviews Jake's autobiography.
LMAO!
Will Trade Beard For ...
milk moustache!
Adam Lambert is even sexier in glasses.
Will Trade Beard For ...
BJ
Keep the beard and call us for BJs!
Fuck! Oh well, at least something to look forward to.
ROFLMAO over and over again 7:54. Never seen that lol cat before.
Adam really is cute in those glasses.
Austin and Lance? Now how else would Austin become friends with Lance except through Jake.
How/when did Austin and Lance come up?! Did I miss something?!
There was a twitter sighting from some dude that Lance Sophia Bush and Austin were all in his restaurant, in Austin Texas (the ACL fest was last weekend). Dude never said they were together though.
Film notes: Movie needs 400 extras for scene at Arena
"Love and Other Drugs," the Jake Gyllenhaal-Anne Hathaway movie shooting in town, is looking for 400 extras to cheer on Pfizer Inc. for a fictional rally being shot at Mellon Arena on Oct. 13.
Extras won't be paid, but for every person who participates, the production will make a donation to the Pittsburgh Film Office. The R-rated film is set in 1997 during Pfizer's boom years and the birth of Viagra, which Gyllenhaal's drug rep pitches to doctors. Extras must be at least 18 years old, and the production will pay for parking and provide breakfast, lunch and snacks. Breakfast? That's because shooting could start between 5 and 6 a.m. and extras will be required to work 12 to 14 hours, with no late arrivals or early departures allowed.
Extras will be required to bring their own costumes, and a list of suggested items will be provided. If interested, send name, phone number and e-mail address to Matt Clancy at mclancy@pghfilm.org or call 412-261-2744 by Thursday.
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The R-rated film
What?! Sex and drugs?
Seth Rogen – looking thinner than a friggin’ cheese-stick! – in his “Green Hornet” garb. Ya know, maybe I shouldn’t have made those ‘bomb’ jokes on twitter after all, because if the costume design is anything to go by this looks like a pretty darn loyal xerox of the classic series.
Batman-On-Film has the following image up! [left]
Rogen plays Brit Reid, millionaire publisher-turned-masked crime fighter -- a role George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg and Jake Gyllenhaal flirted with in various stages of the project's long gestation.
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Random Info: Remember the last BV about Shafterella and Ted said Superpastel tennis hair band got your tongue? Well anyway I've seen Reese carrying a hair band in her hand quite a few times before the BV came out but never saved any pics, because who would think it would be important. However if you look at the last X17 pics, where it has closeups of the fake engagement ring, you'll notice she has a hair elastic held between her fingers.
^^^ Great job, Dr. Watson!
role George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg and Jake Gyllenhaal flirted with in various stages of the project's long gestation
I can see why they weren't interested - this looks worse than PoP :)
She usually carries a hair elastic and there it is. Whether Ted means that or 1 of those wide terrycloth things Idk. But she has a hair elastic in her hand A LOT.
The R-rated film is set in 1997 during Pfizer's boom years and the birth of Viagra
Movies rated R, or restricted, contain adult content and material. An R rated film could contain strong language, sexual scenes, violence, and scenes of drug use. Anyone aged 17 or under should be accompanied by an adult or guardian to an R rated movie.
Jake as the Green Hornet, LOL. They'd be calling him the Gay Hornet or the Gay Horny or the Gay Hairnet or the Gay Harlot or the Gay Grasshopper.
She usually carries a hair elastic and there it is.
That ring trick was really, really pathetic. lol
"Princess of Persia" is better than Gay Hornet names!
strong language
Like LAOD's "erection" and "hard-on" and "woody" words! Cover your ears boys and girls!
Riding the Gay Horn..lol No wonder Jake took on POP with leather and swords. Whoever dresses up in some green shiny beetle outfit buzzing around town saving people is gunna look so sooo ghey. Jake would NEVER live that down LOL
Gay is OK!
Carrie Fisher's show, Wishful Drinking, suggests that Brad Pitt's public love triangle with Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie is the modern-day equivalent of her dad, Eddie Fisher, leaving mom Debbie Reynolds for raven-haired temptress Elizabeth Taylor. Jennifer Aniston went to see the show! Carries says: "She's a very nice girl. I didn't speak to her, but I heard that she liked it. At least, I hope she liked it." [Gatecrasher]
Is Jennifer Aniston still trying to figure out why Brad Pitt left her?
He left her for Angelina Jolie. Angie's one hot piece of ass, who'll blame him?
Angie gives that man everything he wants. EVERYTHING.
What's EVERYTHING? :)
Is Jennifer Aniston still trying to figure out why Brad Pitt left her?
Jen doesn't like kinky rubber suits.
Has anyone read Lainey's latest piece regarding Maggie and Peter. She makes an interesting comment at the end about how others are claiming that Maggie is urging Jake to marry Reese. Notice, she is not making this claim herself or agreeing with it.
Then she mentions how in the end Maggie hated Kiki. She then calls both Kiki and Reese bitches, just with different packaging.
Why do I get the sense that there will eventually be a breakup between Reese and Jake, but it will be Maggie who plays a large part in causing that to happen. Not so much because Maggie has a problem with the bearding, but because she recognizes just how toxic Reese is for her brother, just as Kiki eventually became.
And I think Lainey reconizes this too, and she may have heard other rumblings as well. Or is aware of other past history. Otherwise, why mention it? I know alot of people hate Lainey, but she can be very perceptive and very subtle.
Polanski To Remain In Prison
Roman Polanski has lost his first bid for freedom. Swiss courts have just ruled that Polanski will stay behind bars. "We continue to be of the opinion that there is a high risk of flight," said a ministry spokesperson.
In the end, Brad and Jen really had little in common. No really similar interests, goals or outlook.
Oh, and Brad is a FREAK. Just that now, he's a happy FREAK.
Maggie's sateen jumpsuit
At the NY premiere of An Education last night, Maggie Gyllenhaal accompanied husband Peter Sarsgaard on the carpet in a black strapless jumpsuit. Not even my Maggie.
It's Michelle's nightmare: talent showing lumps from the light. So she outlaws it when she's producing. At the Oscars for instance, she won’t allow it on camera. Because on camera, from certain angles, well you can see on Maggie. There are bumps and creases and unflattering bulging illusions that celebrities like Maggie can’t get away with, never mind civilians.
Anyway, as you know, Maggie is a newlywed. She and Peter made it official in May, and of course they say she’s enamoured with Reese Witherspoon and is strongly suggesting to her brother that they marry as well. Apparently Maggie in the end hated Kirsten Dunst. Kiki and Reese. Two bitches, different packaging.
Lainey
Lainey is repeating old fauxmance bullshit and again calls Reese a bitch.
What is she saying?
12:00, you should read 11:49 #1's post, and then read Lainey again.I don't think it quite that simple.
" Kiki and Reese. Two bitches, different packaging."
What does "different packaging" mean?
Different public image?
^^Yes, possibly.
Why do I get the sense that there will eventually be a breakup between Reese and Jake, but it will be Maggie who plays a large part in causing that to happen. Not so much because Maggie has a problem with the bearding, but because she recognizes just how toxic Reese is for her brother, just as Kiki eventually became.
Bearding is a business deal.
It is possible that Maggie can somehow influence it, but business is business and I think she can't do anything about it.
Lainey perceptive, LOL!!! Jake is a grown man, the Kiki break-up had nothing to do with Maggie, he dumped Kiki when she became toxic: Junkie. Maggie and Kiki were friends before she "hooked" him up with Kiki, she knew all about Kiki's problem then.
The fallout was rumored to be personal between Maggie and Kiki, when Kiki and Jake got back together in 2005, Maggie was reportedly pissed but it didn't stop him. When he did finally break-up with her it was a the urging of his handlers.
Lainey hasn't done a Reeke story in awhile, methinks that she isn't being fed anytjing anymore, therefore she hasn't heard anything IMO.
PS: She has always called Reese a bitch, even back when she was with Ryan, one of the reasons why she liked her she claimed, women need to be a bitch in HW to get by was her motto.
I don't ever recall her calling Kiki a bitch though.
Whatever her faults, I never thought of Kiki as a bitch.
I don't think there is some written contract. I think that way too simple as a way to explain what's been happening.
What I would love to know is what triggered the start of this. I think that this arrangement has gone beyond being about the career has become more about whatever Jake's emotional/psychological issues are.
Whether the relationships were/are "real" or not, he seems to chose women who are toxic. Why?
You know, I've always thought Heath's death, sorry to say, would have been the perfect time for Jake to detach himself. They could have just said how the sudden death of his friend has caused him to withdraw for awhile, and that's it would be unfair for him to be with Reese while he pulled himself together (or some variation of that), instead the bearding got ramped up. I swear it's like the people around him used his exposure and vulnerability to really get their hooks in deep and mess his head up.
I am not saying Jake isn't an adult, but when you're a mess, you can't always see yourself, the people around you or your way clearly.
Jake is stuck with Chin whether it be "real" or "fake" and I don't think he's too happy about it. Dumbass!
It strikes me that Lainey is implying that Maggie doesn't like Reese, or will eventually come to hate her, just as she came to hate Kiki.
Does no one find it odd that Lainey used this discussion about Maggie's appearance to make the commentary, and comparison, between Kiki and Reese. Isn't it odd that she doesn't use the occasion to point out how much better Reese is than Kiki or to say how much Maggie just loooooves Reese. Or how Reese and Jake are made for each other and should get married.
It's all the things that Lainey is NOT saying that intrigue. I think something is in the wind, just not sure what it is.
Nobody is going to enter into a fauxmance without a contract, especially someone like Reese.
And that is why Jake is clearly stuck. I'm betting the whole thing is tied to PoP, and can't end until after PoP comes out at the earliest. It's why I think Reeke looked so pissy at that dinner with Jerry, they probably got told it would be going on for another year.
Lainey has never liked Reese, it's why she is on the babblers hit list, or more accurately, don't read and mention on this blog list.
Lainey has no problems with bitches; she even worships some of them (see Anne Wintour). She has even said that she adores Reese and Jake as a couple; it doesn't mean she doesn't recognize that Reese is a bitch.
I found her comments intriguing too. They seem random, but you know they are not. It's like what is she trying to say, by not saying it?
Things that make you go, hmmmm.
Bottom Line: Reeke needs to end and Jake has to save his career.
^^She is poison for his career.
12:50: The only thing in the wind is Lainey's gas, what a fucking tool. Lainey has always called Reese a bitch, the only new thing is that she now calls Kiki a bitch. She always called her my Kiki and ignored all the rumors that she was a junkie, only mentioned it when she checked into re-hab. Nothing intruging about tool Lainey, there has always been rumors that Maggie and Kiki had a major fallout, going back to late 2004, again Lainey never mentioned it before.
In the desperation for Reeke to end, some will cling on to anything, including that phony tool Lainey. Mentioning Reeke in the same post as Maggie just means IMO that she was too lazy to do 2 seperate posts or bother with the fake ring rumors.
What she implies is that Maggie loved Kiki in the begginnig but not at the end and that Reese will suffer the same thing. They say, suggesting she is "hearing" about Maggie urging Jake to marry Reese second hand, not like before when she was being spoon fed "info". Sorta like when she "hooked" up Kiki with Jake at Jake's request.
BTW, I found it funny when I read that sonofire thread on Maggie's IMDB board. That person said some very nice things about Maggie and some nasty things about Jake. Well anyway that was the 1st time I have heard anything nice about Maggie, stories about her being bitchy, cunty, snotty, cheap, etc. have been discussed on other gossip boards. She supposedly had a fallout with Sarah Silverstein who threatned to kick Maggie in her sagging stomach, stretchmarks and all, this must have been after Ramona was born, LOL!!
Tool Lainey always liked Maggie's quircky style but she is not loving that jimpsuit, ugh.
Lainey ain't going out of her way to compare Reese and Kiki because she has always loved quircky Kiki,it would make her a hypocrite, no? Being called a bitch by Lainey isn't an insult in her book.
Fangirls don't like Lainey because she called Jake a whiny ass during the AA and did BI's about Heath doing drugs and sleeping with rentboys and making them sign confidential aggreements.
I don't think there is some written contract. I think that way too simple as a way to explain what's been happening.
Of course there is a fauxmance contract / formal deal.
All you have to do is look at Rome 2007 Reeke photos to see that Jake didn't want to be there and that reeking has nothing to with his emotional/psychological "issues" - except being a closeted gay.
Fangirls don't like Lainey because she called Jake a whiny ass during the AA and did BI's about Heath doing drugs and sleeping with rentboys and making them sign confidential aggreements.
Rentboy BI wasn't from Lainey, it was from canada.com. The BI is probably BS anyway.
As for junky Kiki - I thought she was a major bitch to Adrien Brody at the MTV movie awards. I heard during the show Jake had to apologize to people on her behalf.
^^not on her behalf, but for her behaviour.
Another one of Jake's GF's that Maggie started out liking but hated towards the end, is that what Lainey is not so randomly implying? Because she is a bitch like Kiki and probably a bitch like Maggie and Naomi as well? Lainey has never mentioned how family members feel about Reese unless she was quoting some rag. This is Jake's first serious "GF' since Kiki, another actress,one who was close friends with Kiki before the shit hit the fan. She assume maybe the reason why he broke up with Kiki was because Maggie no longer liked her? HA! Like a sister's opinion would matter, more likely the mother like the rags claimed back in 2007.
I doubt that Lainey heard anything even second hand in Vancouver. Maybe she saw those tweets a few weeks back of all of them in Brooklyn and got her wondering, LOL!!!
PS: I was reading an interview of Peter Saasgaard and he mentined that he and Paul Rudd are good pals, small world!
Lainey is one gossip columnist that I'm convinced has no insdie info except for crap that is coming out of Vancouver.
As for junky Kiki - I thought she was a major bitch to Adrien Brody at the MTV movie awards.
What did she do?
All you have to do is look at Rome 2007 Reeke photos to see that Jake didn't want to be there and that reeking has nothing to with his emotional/psychological "issues" - except being a closeted gay.
If Jake didn't want to beard from the very beginning why did he agree to it? The Chin and his people didn’t hold a gun to his head, he was free to pass. After 2 years of bearding it's time to accept that Jake is just as much to blame for it as the beard. Thinking otherwise is DELUSIONAL.
1:29: The junkie BI about Heath was from Lainey.
Never heard that, if true then good, I hate Brody.
Being called a bitch by Lainey isn't an insult in her book.
You should tell that to UV, FL and other babblers - Lainey was banned from GB after she dared to called Reese a bitch. LOL
What did she do?
Brody wanted to hug and kiss her when presenting her her award (best kiss with Maguire) and she reacted like "You're gross. Piss off! Don't touch me!"
Maybe you can find it on youtube. IDK.
1:29: The junkie BI about Heath was from Lainey.
The junky BI yes, but the rentboy BI not. It was from canada.com. I'm 100% sure.
If Jake didn't want to beard from the very beginning why did he agree to it?
No one is saying that the beard forced Jake into bearding - I'm saying he doesn't like it and he's just bearding.
Maybe Lainey is implying that Kiki and Reese are both bitches, but because Reese is better able to package (present) hers, she is tolerable.
But she's still a bitch, and in the end, Maggie will probably end up hating her too. If that happens, and whether it influences Jake, we will have to see.
Adrien Brody is gross.
The babblers don't hate Lainey because she called her a bitch, they hate her because of that Heath BI and what she said about Jake in '06. I don't think they knew about her always calling her that because I think they were not following Reese back then, they are only aware of Lainey calling her that recently I think, Their dislike of her(according to them) was prior to that and those were the 2 reasons why as I remember ( I lurk). They also mocked her for jumping on the pregnancy rumors last year and then when it was pointed out that she had in her on archives pics of her that looked like she was pregnant when she wasn't. She back-tracked and said that the rumors was BS and pointed to her archives, I guess she forgot the idiot! They also suspected her of lifting crap from their blog.
After 2 years of bearding it's time to accept that Jake is just as much to blame for it as the beard.
Jake is bearding because (openly) gay actors are discriminated in Hollywood.
Reese is bearding to make more money and fake her public image. Not quite the same situation.
The babblers don't hate Lainey because she called her a bitch, they hate her because of that Heath BI and what she said about Jake in '06.
Someone posted here that UV removed Lainey link from GB blog when Lainey wrote about Reeke using "the relationship" for PR and Reese being a bitch.
1:54 PM, give me a break. Babblers are not Heath fans. They don't give to shits about him. But I do agree that they dislike Lamey, probably since she mentioned Jake being a jealous brat during BBM award season.
they hate her because of that Heath BI
lol! The babblers hate Heath. They pretend otherwise but they do.
The babblers don't hate Lainey because she called her a bitch, they hate her because of that Heath BI and what she said about Jake in '06.
So why was there GB link to Lainey's blog if babblers hate her since 2006?
I noticed some posters still post Lainey stuff at GB, but it's not welcome and ignored for the most part.
Re the James Franco IMDB gossip from IMDB. The person that started that - Corazon - seems to have just signed up for one month back in May and all his/her 6 or so posts pertain to James Franco's "new girlfriend".
Seems like shillin' to me. Even if he has one, that person sounds desperate to push that info but nothing more, no interest in his work, or other actors.
My two big hates of the Jake Gyllenhaal fandom: Lainey and Cunty.
Perez runs a close third.
As a lurker on GB I can tell you that they never had Lainey's link on the blog or any other gossip blog for that matter, just Jake sites.
Lurking they discussed why they hate Lainey and they mention the BI. On occassion they do link to a story but's it's rare and people usally complain or ignore it.
I lot of them post on DC and I never got that they hate Heath, I don't know where you got that from, some are BBM fans, some are just Jake fans.
When Lainey posted about whiny Jake the only place that i remember it being discussed was the DL and the fangirls had a fit, at the time I would assume they were from IHJ and maybe DC since GB, WDW and the other recent blogs weren't around.
2:31 PM, in the end it's unimportant if James Franco is still with Ahna or that teenager. I think not many care about it anyway.
in the end it's unimportant if James Franco is still with Ahna or that teenager. I think not many care about it anyway
EXACTLY! That's the way to do it!
People talk about Franco's movies, college, acting, being gay and don't care about who's he dating.
I lot of them post on DC and I never got that they hate Heath, I don't know where you got that from, some are BBM fans, some are just Jake fans.
There was a BBM post on GB some moths ago and there were posters who still complained that Heath got more praise than Jake for the film. (If you lurk, you probably saw it) They said, it's because Heath surprised the critics with his BBM performance, that's why he got most of the praise. They always downplay it.
Otoh, there are posters here who claim Heath got his awards for TDK, just because he's dead. So...
To the person that asked about Jake being able to do his own thing. I don't know, I get the impression (but maybe it is only an impression) that he's led around a lot. Like he has social graces and some academic interest but in Hollywood he's been quite spoilt and cosseted and allows himself to be led and talked round, perhaps realizing he cannot fight the system but then having these flashes of temper every now and then.
Despite the precise, niceboy image we've grown to recognise I still think he's quite an insecure person and is largely a follower not a leader, at least where maintaining the status quo is concerned.
I just can't see any substance about his personality these days, he's almost led about by his image with Reese. You kind of lose him behind the charm school PR-ness of it all. And I have no idea of his personality or character anymore. It's like watching a cardboard cutout.
In a sense, even if it is hot air, I enjoy reading Ted's tales of Jake stamping his little feet behind the scenes (allegedly) because at least it would show a modicum of defiance and personality behind the current blandness.
Brody wanted to hug and kiss her when presenting her her award (best kiss with Maguire) and she reacted like "You're gross. Piss off! Don't touch me!"
Thanks. That wasn't very nice, lol.
2:31 PM, in the end it's unimportant if James Franco is still with Ahna or that teenager. I think not many care about it anyway.
I know I'm just pointing out that someone was trying very hard to push a virtual non-story and signing up for a short time just to do it. It's always interesting to look at the background of those posting.
^^I guess we'll see who'll accompany James to the next premiere and/or awards show, then we'll know for sure. ;)
Uh, you can't take that as a given for anything. bearding was virtually invented for the red carpet.
^^If the guy is bearding, we will see if he'll continue to do it with Ahna or that teenage girl.
We'll see whom he dates/beards or whatever when he makes his next public appearance, I guess.
I enjoy reading Ted's tales of Jake stamping his little feet behind the scenes (allegedly) because at least it would show a modicum of defiance and personality behind the current blandness
I'm sure old Jake is just hiding behind reeking cardboard cutout :)
When Lainey posted about whiny Jake the only place that i remember it being discussed was the DL and the fangirls had a fit
I had a hissy fit too!
chick_chris: Filming downtown has made me late for work. Jake Gyllenhall, you can make it up to me later, and in person.
about 7 hours ago
Lainey has never liked Reese, it's why she is on the babblers hit list, or more accurately, don't read and mention on this blog list.
Ted, Michel K, Lainey, ... anyone else on the babblers hit list?
I'd trust DL over IMDB posts, not that I don't take the former with a HUGE grain of salt, so not surprised about the Franco poster.
Still think Franco is gay, still think the gf is a beard, and still puzzled why Ted thinks it is okay for him to beard.
Because Franco is cool! :)
^^No, he's not.
I don't understand either why some people think JF is trying to seem edgy, by simply going to school and have some fun doing a little job in a soap-opera.
This sounds pretty edgy to me:
James Franco has more going for him than his status as one of Hollywood's leading heartthrobs. He's currently enrolled at two of the country's most prestigious graduate schools -- NYU and Columbia -- where he's getting his MFAs in filmmaking and creative writing. The actor recently combined his two artistic loves when he wrote and directed his first student film, The Feast Of Stephen, which screened at CineVegaas 2009. An adaptation of the poem of the same name by queer poet Anthony Hecht, the movie finds Franco, once again, tackling queer subject matter.
The short film stars Remy Germinario, in his screen debut, as Stephen, a teenager watching a pick-up basketball game in New York City. According to Movieline.com,
"The only score Stephen is keeping is the number of shirtless hunks dribbling, sweating and writhing on the court. One mop-topped stud in particular has all the moves, nudging Stephen’s daydream into the more erotic realm of naked boys playing hoops -- in slow-motion, natch, and suddenly transported to a wooded glen where society’s referees won’t blow a whistle on their hard fouls."
From there, Stephen finds himself in a park where the basketball players are engaged in pummeling him and he meets "the sustained brutality of fists, elbows, knees and blood." Franco pulls this off "with chests, thighs and asses pressed tight in various permutations, infusing the violence with the poem’s more visceral sense of ecstasy." The film ends with Stephen's face smeared with feces and Movieline.com claims "however demeaning and/or gang-rapey it might be ... the literally shit-eating grin he shares with the audience at the end suggests that even the most horrendous intimacy is better than none at all." Having done Milk, this film, and gearing up to star as queer poet Allan Ginsberg in the near future, if we didn't know better we'd say Franco is trying to tell us something.
James Franco continues to get in touch with his gay side
however demeaning and/or gang-rapey it might be ... the literally shit-eating grin he shares with the audience at the end suggests that even the most horrendous intimacy is better than none at all
OMG!
Dear Ted:
Thank you for being the best human you can be for speaking up that there's just no excuse for violence. Having said that, I just can't let a day pass by without checking A.T. I heart Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Question for you, love, is Jake Gyllenhaal the infamous Nevis Devine?
—Catz
Dear No on Nevis:
Jake's got his own B.V. - worthy secrets to worry about.
Awful Truth
Franco pulls this off "with chests, thighs and asses pressed tight in various permutations, infusing the violence with the poem’s more visceral sense of ecstasy"
My kind of permutations!
On the set of his new movie, Jake Gyllenhaal looks like he is having ‘one of those days’. Coffee, sunglasses, disheveled, and sandals with socks.
busybeeblogger
Something's off with Jake's looks. He used to be so gorgeous up until a couple of years. What happened? :(
Reeke.
^^
:(
Remember, that pic is Jake in costume and in character. IMO the pic he had with fan on Sept 25 (on IHJ) and the tennis pics he looked like his old self. But IA, Reeke has brought him down.
The on-set jogging pics weren't too bad either. "Coffee, sunglasses, disheveled, and sandals with socks." <--- IMO not a "bad day" just on the movie set and on a break between filming takes or waiting for them to set something up. Weird how the writer forgot about that, what a dingbat.
Btw remember the Nailed fans story that said about Jake wearing comfy shoes, and when he was ready to go in front of the cameras an assistant put the costume shoes on him? If they kept taking my shoes off and on I'd wear sandals too. Shit - I'd wear slippers!
dingbat
Slang - An empty-headed or silly person, a person lacking intelligence or common sense
dingbat can be the new "silly troll" word lol
You never heard it before 4:58?
Coffee, sunglasses, disheveled
My first thought after I saw the photo - oh no, someone interrupted his morning BJ!
I don't think Jake looks bad but he's not gorgeous either,like he used to be a few years ago. I think it’s because he’s losing his boyishness and because of Reeke of course.
You never heard it before 4:58?
No, English isn't my first language.
5:03 you'll have to teach us some of your own funny/mean words. Swear ones too, heh.
How to Swear 100 Ways in 20 Different Foreign Languages :)
I wonder if this will change the columns of Lainey or Perez or whoever else gets paid for their endorsement of Reeke (and other phony shit).
HEBREW
Teonen al tmuna shel kalba [Do masturbate on a dogs picture] WTF?! LOL
Noshech kariot [Pillow biter]
LATIN is so elegant:
Spucatum tauri [Bull shit]
Irrumator [Bastard]
Flocci non facio [I don't give a damn]
Irrumator [Bastard]
Really? Because "irrumation" is nothing like that. Or maybe "bastard" is related to the irrumator, so to speak.
As of December 1, the Federal Trade Commission is going to require bloggers, and prominent tweeters and Facebook types to disclose any paid endorsements to their followers, online friends and readers.
Wow!
Intersting about the FCC rule, but I bet people like Perez find a way to wiggle out of it by finding a way to claim it is not advertising.
Would a celebrity, or a celebrity partnership (coupling, bearding etc) be considered a product? Tough question.
Jake doesn't look happy. Maybe he just found out the Chin is coming for the weekend.
Fuck!
You know who might have problems is JJ, who is always touting movies, clothes, etc. in his posts.
Perez, it's not like people are buying "Reeke", per se, so a harder case. But it would sure be fun if someone sued him for something like that.
IMO Jake doesn't look happy because he's ready to do his scene but he has to wait for them to set up the lighting correctly for the umpteenth time. So now he's going to slip into sandals, have some coffee and go to the trailer to read about how Reeke has killed his charisma and how he's lost all his fans.
It would be nice though if bloggers like JJ, Perez, Lainey were forced to reveal who's paying them and for what.
Jake should watch this again - the kids thinks he's very talented!
Bailee Madison Interview : New Movie "Brothers"
IHJ gallery
Jake and a fan on the LOAD movie set
^^^ LAOD :)
It IS about hardons and erections and men having orgasms.. maybe it should be LOAD!
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