September 28, 2009 by Ted Casablanca
We seriously didn't think Jake Gyllenhaal's campy costume for the upcoming Disney flick Prince of Persia: The Story of Jake's Pecs could get more guffaw-worthy (despite the pretty damn doable bod itself, minus overdone Fabio trappings), but then we saw J.G.'s Lego action figure. Sorry, folks, we don't even get a pint-size superhero-esque action figure of chiseled Gyllen-hon to play with, but this supercute and totally harmless plastic children's toy instead? And it pretty much captures the doability—or lack thereof—of present-day Jakey perfectly.
Oh no?
Try as we might, we just can't drool over a guy who's become as vanilla as the soy latte we always catch him sipping alongside Reese. Manically manicured biceps 'n' abs in themselves don't make a real man, and neither does prancing around in a supersilly getup with an even more impractical piece of arm candy. We so know Gyllen-babe would rather jump back into indie film land and do his less pumped-up, more moody thing. He's so damn good at it, remember?
Is being a big, sweaty H'wood He-Man that important to ya, Jake? 'Cause this Lego figure almost pulls it off better than you have so far.
Please. For the sake of those three of us left who still swoon over ya, Jake, replace the gym and the GF with your true self. It was the hottest thing round there for a while.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth, Would You Do Jake Gyllenhaal With These Plastic Abs?
2,161 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 800 of 2161 Newer› Newest»I think private Jake doesn't care about the sex of his partner. I think he had two parents who had their own issues while he was growing up. I think that made him open to either sex. He may prefer men over women sexually (unless he says it we won't really know), but he will take comfort, compainonship, sex from either. Reese, not my choice, may come with what we see as baggage, but may be good things for Jake. I think he was looking for the "ideal" family. Not for the public, but for his emotional needs. I bet she is a bit like his mom and at the start it was appealing, but now...? Do I think they are real couple? I think in some ways they both do. I think they want it to be. I know people think it is a 100% bearding relationship, but I think if that was true this would have ended. At this point it isn't helping either of them. I think it is a relationship with pr benefits. I think Jake saw his parents have an unhealthy relationship where they stayed together and he is doing that too. I think he sees his sister in a relationship and he wants that. Remember, he stayed with Kiki for a long time even though she was a mess. He didn't leave for a long time. Reese wants this relationship because of PR (even though the luster is gone), but I bet he is nice to her kids and lets her rule the roost. Why would she let him go? She has a history staying in relationships where her mate cheated or was rumoured to have cheated on her. I think I'm thinking about this too much, but they are kind of interesting to study, like bugs.
I think that made him open to either sex.
That is impossible - you are born with your sexuality, you can't change it.
I think I'm thinking about this too much, but they are kind of interesting to study, like bugs.
I think you made some interesting observations re. Reeke. Yes, they are interesting to specualte about/study, but unfortunately Reeke doesn't help Jake's career or image.
That is impossible - you are born with your sexuality, you can't change it.
An acquaintance (female) of mine is bi. Has relationships/sex with either gender. How do you call that?
Reese, not my choice, may come with what we see as baggage, but may be good things for Jake. I think he was looking for the "ideal" family.
You are repeating early tabloid fauxmance shit - Reese is the best woman on Earth, only she has kids and everyone would kill to date her.
Ryan dumped the bitch for a good reason.
I think that made him open to either sex.
That is impossible - you are born with your sexuality, you can't change it.
That's not true. There is nature and nurture. I think he may lean one way or another, but I think the need to connect made him open to either. I said it wasn't just about sex. I think it is more about need (a nonsexual need). No, he can't MAKE himself straight, gay or bi but he can have sex with anyone. "Love the one your with!"
An acquaintance (female) of mine is bi. Has relationships/sex with either gender. How do you call that?
What's wrong with calling it bi?
No, he can't MAKE himself straight, gay or bi but he can have sex with anyone.
You are talking about CLOSETED gay behaviour. That is not sexuality, it's living a lie.
What's wrong with calling it bi?
Nothing.
5:11 PM
I think we need a new term for fans like you - Reeke apologist!
We're going to discuss this until Reeke are 50 somethings and still together. LOL.
Reeke aren't together.
Reese, not my choice, may come with what we see as baggage, but may be good things for Jake. I think he was looking for the "ideal" family.
You are repeating early tabloid fauxmance shit - Reese is the best woman on Earth, only she has kids and everyone would kill to date her.
Ryan dumped the bitch for a good reason.
I'm not repeating tabloid crap. I think she is probably a nightmare for the most part, but I think people put up with that if there are other things that are appealing. I didn't say they are the ideal family, I think he was trying to create himself a family while his own was imploding. If I was a Reeke fan I would say she saved him or something. I think he was trying to nest and make a place for himself. I do think she hid her inner self until she got him hooked. I can even imagine she plays the card that if he left he would hurt her kids. I think he knows what it was like to be a hurt kid and he doesn't want to do that to another kid. Do I think he he's faithful? Nope. (Neither was his father.) Do I think Reese cares? Nope. Do they have a weird, semi-real, PR friendly relationship? Yep. I wish we knew the truth about her parent's relationship. It would make it easier to speculate. Her brother seems like a real winner so that may say something.
I think we need a new term for fans like you - Reeke apologist!
I don't think that is what I would call myself that. I just think that things aren't always black and white. I think John Travolta isn't 100% straight (I think he really loved that Bubble Boy actress who died), but I think he has a relationship (emotional, not really sexual) with his wife. (Or, he did before his son died.) I think they had a family together and care(d) for each other and they both have sex with others. However they got together, they made it work. I wouldn't want a relationship like that, but I'm not them.
I'm not repeating tabloid crap.
Yes, you do.
You make it sound like Jake has to date Reese because she is the only one who can provide "ideal family" and be support for his "emotional needs". Reese's PR team said the same thing 100 times before.
I think we need a new term for fans like you - Reeke apologist!
Yes. Exactly. For the ones who think Jake is "partially bearding" and is having sex with Reese for convenience.
What a joke. Whoever is 5:11 and who agreed with them (5:11 themselves, probably - ha) is a babbler. Period. Babblers went from JIS to JIB now they're onto "Jake might have started out bearding but now he's in love with Reese" bullshit.
I can even imagine she plays the card that if he left he would hurt her kids.
This was crossing my mind too...
I just think that things aren't always black and white.
They aren't, but you are obviously trying to find any argument to turn fauxmance contract into some kind of relationship, forgeting that straight Jake could date nice women and wouldn't need to waste his time with the beard.
I can even imagine she plays the card that if he left he would hurt her kids.
LMAO! Kids don't care about Reese's gay friend.
MissHard2Get: Jus seen jake gyllenhaal the guy from broke back mountain n I calld him spiderman lmaoooo
14 minutes ago from UberTwitter
Here's where she is according to her twitter profile (in NY near airport): Map
At this point it isn't helping either of them.
Reese can get publicity only for the fauxmance - yes, it is helping her PR.
LMAO! Kids don't care about Reese's gay friend.
I wouln't be too sure. The way he looks at them indicates he's fond of them and the kids maybe like him too.
^^^ Like those yogurt pictures? LOL
Friends go in and out of kids' lives, as well as adults'. Big deal if Gunkle Jake disappeared out of A&D lives. They'll get over it. If anything puts them in the mental ward with a bad case of the crazies it'll be because of their narcissistic phony ass selfish "conditional love" mother, not Gunkle Jake.
^^I think he wasn't happy to see the paparazzi. Look at the kids' faces when they spot the papz, they looke uncomfortable. I think Jake at this point wants to avoid overexposure and Reese, if she wants Reeke not to fall apart, goes along with it. Hence, not so much photo ops lately. JMO.
^^look
5:53 PM
For Gods sake! Adults like kids and feel protective - it's normal human reaction and doesn't matter if kids belong to beard, friend or some stranger.
^^^ Like those yogurt pictures? LOL
LMAO. The ones where he walked ahead of them, didn't look at them once and then ran off by himself with his treats?
They aren't, but you are obviously trying to find any argument to turn fauxmance contract into some kind of relationship, forgeting that straight Jake could date nice women and wouldn't need to waste his time with the beard.
Please, get real. I know plenty of straight men who date horrible, unkind women.
Like those yogurt pictures? LOL
How about the picture of him taking Ava's picture?
I wish people could stop name calling when someone doesn't agree with you. No one said he was a straight man, just a needy one.
I think Ava will reject hetero sex.
I think he wasn't happy to see the paparazzi.
Please, not that shit again, like we don't have 1.000 photos of Reeke looking and smiling into paparazzi camera. It's easy to see that Jake was in a hurry to do the photo op and go home.
Reese, if she wants Reeke not to fall apart, goes along with it.
Bullshit. Look at Reese's face in the yogurt pics - all happy and "motherly attentive" just like the pig farm pics. She was the one who called the paps and made the yogurt appointment just like she did at the pig farm.
Lady_Spain: how dare u...wat an ass lol RT @MissHard2Get Jus seen jake gyllenhaal the guy from broke back mountain n I calld him spiderman lmaoooo
2 minutes ago
Please don't call me a babbler. I'm not. Always thought he was bi.
Even if you don't like what I wrote, at least I got the place jumping!
I always LMAO when I see the pics of the beard trying to hug and kiss Jake outside of that LA restaurant during the day. Anyone remember that? She was wearing red and black and a black bowler hat. He's leaning as faaaaaaarrr back and aaawwwwwaaayy as he can from her, and look on his face is "Holy shit get away from me you weirdo" priceless. LOL!
I wish people could stop name calling when someone doesn't agree with you. No one said he was a straight man, just a needy one.
Jake might be needy, but he needs Reese the bitch just for bearding.
"Please, not that shit again, like we don't have 1.000 photos of Reeke looking and smiling into paparazzi camera. It's easy to see that Jake was in a hurry to do the photo op and go home."
That's your interpretation. I think he's worried about overexposure and he doesn't want the kids being paped either, esp. not with him. I think he's protective of them, so he keeps his distance IMO.
I'm not saying Reese didn't or doesn't use the kids for arranged ops, but I think Jake does not apporve of that at all.
Jake was near La Guardia airport. Maybe flying back to Pittsburgh? Does anyone know if La Guardia is a pap spot, is that why Jake would go there instaed of JFK Airport?
Kids are beard's - why would Jake care about using them for photo ops? He can't influence Reese or Ryan pimping them for PR.
Look at Reese's face in the yogurt pics - all happy and "motherly attentive"
Look again. She looks totally worried in Jake's direction. Go to IHJ and take a look!
She looks totally worried in Jake's direction.
Yeah.. worried that he'll be on to her shit calling the pap and/or he'll ruin her "Family & BF at the Yogurt Shoppe" photo op because he's not looking very family-ish or bf-ish.
The ONLY thing bitchface is concerned or worried about is HER IMAGE.
ITA!
I bet Jake doesn't like how reese uses her kids for photo-ops. Look how his own father tried to use his children's fame to help himself. Jake was an adult when his father did this, I'm sure he is sensitive about this subject. Even if he doesn't have paternal feelings for the kids, he knows how it feels and tries to protect them. He is human, flawed, but human.
Does anyone know if La Guardia is a pap spot, is that why Jake would go there instaed of JFK Airport?
Q: What airport JFK or LaGuardia is closer to Brooklyn Cruise Terminal?
A: Depending on traffic, JFK is about 45 minutes away and LaGuardia is about 25 minutes away.
Look how his own father tried to use his children's fame to help himself.
Stephen didn't do that.
Thanks 6:19. A lot of celebs use Burbank or Long Beach airports instead of LAX to avoid the paps so I was wondering if La G was the same.
Awww... no tweets about Jake and Ramona and it sounds like he is flying out of NY, probably to PA or I should say PU!
I HATE Reese Witherspoon. Always have. What a phony self-serving ass she is.
They probably had a private Birthday for Ramona. Good for them.
What's PU?
None of the NY area airports are pap magnets; if you see photos from there they are likely arranged or someone was tipped off.
Stephen's post: Fying into New York
Posted on 29 September 2009
I guess PR forgot to use all their "phony" Brooklyn Twitter accounts to "spot" lovebirds Jake and Reese around Brooklyn this weekend and to and from and at the airports.
Fying into New York
Fee Fy Fo Fum!
I haven't been to DC in months. I see its the same 3 or 4 people, but now Cave Dweller has a huge Marriage Equality banner at the bottom of his posts. I guess we're supposed to think he's really enlightened and doing sooo much for gay rights by doing that. What a joke.
Cave Dweller
LOL
6:29 PM
Cut the twitter crap. Believe what you want and stop insulting other people intelligence.
Jake was in Brooklyn for a day and the birthday party was probably indoors. It's nice of him he took the time to attend her birthday.
LaGuardia is strictly domestic flights and has commuter flights staggered at all hours. NYC to PIT is a short flight and there would be more available flight times at LaGuardia. Neither airport are pap spots, they are to far out of the way. I worked at JFK for 10 years, only time paps show up is when they get a tip off. Celebrities fly in and out almost every day, you don't see daily pap pics from the airports.
Two days.
Cut the twitter crap. Believe what you want and stop insulting other people intelligence.
What twitter crap? That twitter is ALL fake or ALL real?
Some tweets are real, some are fake - everyone knows that and there is no need to post twitter bullshit over and over again here and on OMG.
6:31 is a troll telling WFT we can't post or talk about twitters or make fun with twitters. GTFO Troll.
Wasn't crazy papa's b-day this weekend too? No wonder Jake made a quick exit back to pittsburgh PU!
6:38 PM
Learn to read.
"Some tweets are real, some are fake - everyone knows that and there is not need to post twitter bullshit over and over again here and on OMG."
No need to tell WFT what to post. A little sensitive aren't you 6:36. Especially since NO ONE mentioned OMG and twitter. Go back where you belong and don't drag your shit here, ok.
Stephen's b-day is today.
OMGers are coming here and telling us we can't post anything about twitters? What fucking bullshit. GO BACK TO OMG.
6:29 PM #1 is twitter troll who posts crap about PR and tweets here and on OMG.
OMGers are coming here and telling us we can't post anything about twitters?
No.
Look how his own father tried to use his children's fame to help himself.
Stephen didn't do that.
I hope you're kidding.
CLAPTRAP
(I always thought of him getting trapped because he got caught giving Naomi the clap.)
No one posts tweets on OMG anymore, too much trauma!
Bullshit.
I hope you're kidding. CLAPTRAP
I'm not kidding. Cuntara used Jake's fandom, not Stephen.
No one posts tweets on OMG anymore, too much trauma!
IA. Here someone posts a tweet and we dissect it, discuss it, make fun of it, judge it, ask about it, joke about it, whatever. At OMG if someone posts a tweet or talks about one they're automatically a troll or a babbler. And then they come over here and tell us to "cut the crap" ?? What bullshit. Just as bad as the Babblers IMO.
Jeeze. Leave it to a OMG to come over here and bitch about twitter.
6:48 PM,
6:29 PM troll should cut the crap. No one said anything about posting twitters.
At OMG if someone posts a tweet or talks about one they're automatically a troll or a babbler.
Not true, I post on OMG all the time.
Some people are taking this way too seriously. At the end of the day it's just having fun gossiping about Jake G. here.
I don't get whythey get in a tizzy over tweets over there. I can see the Reeke tweets but they seem to dislike the Jake solo tweets as well, makes no sense. When they are posted they are by SK and she is selective, lately she hasn't even bothered.
What is the mind set???
Someone made a comment about if PR had fake twitters they missed doing fake Brooklyn Ramona birthday Reeke tweets this weekend, and an OMGer gets their back up and tells us to "cut the crap" blah blah blah and goes on and on about twitter. Sheesh. I'd call that OMG not only overly-sensitive but really really paranoid. NOT EVERY COMMENT OR REMARK ABOUT "FAKE" "PR" OR "TWITTER" RELATES TO YOU AND YOUR TWITTER PROBLEM, OK? Jeeeeze....
"Someone made a comment" --> here at WFT, above somewhere.
6:53: That's bullshit and you know it. OMG has lost a lot of regular posters over their paranoid rants.
I guess PR forgot to use all their "phony" Brooklyn Twitter accounts to "spot" lovebirds Jake and Reese around Brooklyn this weekend and to and from and at the airports
^^This is what got the OMGer all twisted?! LOL
"paranoid rants"
IA. If true Twitter sightings of Reeke are made (like the Brooklyn or NYC ones) OMGers shoot the messengers - both Twitter and the person who posted it. Weird.
Here at WFT if true Twitter sightings of Reeke are made, we analyze it and have fun with it. What's to worry about? We know Jake is bearding.
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6:58 PM,
No, that has nothing to do with OMG. That was posted here by the twitter troll who post on WFT2 and OMG.
When Reeke was in Brroklyn a few weeks ago, the tweets weren't fake, there was a pic that turned up that was posted here of Jake/Reese/Maggie/Peter/Mom. She was in Pitsburgh last Sunday and Monday and they were in Boston supposedly Friday night. He was in Ny for 24 hours for what I assume was a private party, no tweets. That's more than enough, too much if you ask me. They should e back to work Monday.
Sounds like he is on his was out of NY probably in PA now. Today was papa's birthday, he couldn't wait to get away from that loser unless he has to be on set real early tomorrow.
BTW, Cunty did use Jake's fandom to sell his shitty poetry but he was aware of it, rememer the Q&A he did with JW?
What is the mind set???
They're worried that Reeke is real and Austin is out of the picture. Why else would they be concerned and ready to reject any Reeke twitters and banish the people who post them and want to discuss them?
Reeke in Boston was made up, Jake was 2 days in NYC.
Today was papa's birthday, he couldn't wait to get away from that loser unless he has to be on set real early tomorrow.
Shut up about Jake and his father.
That was posted here by the twitter troll who post on WFT2 and OMG.
what to you 7:05 is a "twitter troll" ??!!
Sorry but posting things here about twitters or posting tweets doesn't make someone a "twitter troll", whatever that is. LOL
Yeah what's a twitter troll ??
"Today was papa's birthday"
Sounds like they did a Papa and Ramona birthday celebration. I don't know who's stirring up crap that Jake left early so not to see his dad, because if Papa went to NYC on Sept 29 and Jake on Oct 2 then it means they were there at the same time. IMO they all get along. They're just like all the other dysfunctional families we all belong to, problems and clashes come and go but we all stay as family.
Sorry but posting things here about twitters or posting tweets doesn't make someone a "twitter troll"
If you read WFT2 posts then you know that no one complains about posting tweets.
Twitter troll is a babbler who loves trashing OMG posters and posts here only occasionally. It's a long story - if you read OMG you will know what I'm talking about, if you don't - don't bother.
indierockbird: @brendannadnerb Donnie Darko is a fucking great movie. screw the haters. plus I'd watch a Jake Gyllenhaal triple feature (on mute).
On mute? WTF?
Twitter troll is a babbler who loves trashing OMG posters
THIS (below) was written by a Babbler and used to trash OMG posters?!! LOL
I guess PR forgot to use all their "phony" Brooklyn Twitter accounts to "spot" lovebirds Jake and Reese around Brooklyn this weekend and to and from and at the airports
7:19, you got problems. Go away.
7.19 are you paranoid or what. With no sense of fun. You're a humorless accusing Babbler-OMGer with a serious Twitter-OMG chip on your shoulder. Jeeze. We were having fun here and then you have to come along and ruin it with your stupid "twitter troll" crap.
I have a problem with trolls and people like you - people who don't read posts and play dumb.
7:25 PM
I have a problem with trolls and people like you - people who don't read posts and play dumb.
Twitter troll my ass. And you can't blame the babblers for that. That person was a regular poster that got called a babbler and worse when they posted twitters.
IMO the posters on OMG hate twitters because they are either solo Jake or Reeke, no Austin and more importantly to them, no BT.
I know for a fact that last weekend, SK was spinning (privately of course) that Jake was in NC for the weekend or Austin in Pittsburgh. Then tweets and pics showed of Jake and co-star Joseh Gads on saturday and tweets and a story in the local paper on Monday about Reeke in Pittsburgh. Fantasy out the window, before tweets it was more fun!
It doesn't help that Austin is working regurly and is pretty much stalked along with other OTH cast by their fans in NC, now we pretty much know where he is for the most part unlike before.
I'm sure tweet accounts were set up to post fake Jake and Austin sightings but that is pretty dicey since he can pop up in NC, LA, etc with OTH cast or Sophia anytime.
That's why they hate twitter, that and that it doesn't jive with ted's posts.
I am really tired of your games twitter troll, trashing OMG, stirring every chance you can get.
Did it ever occur to you that the people who post at OMG actually have a life, and are not glued to their computers the way you, UV an FL are, looking for every twitter you can about your precious Reese?
And now we get Ted's new blind item, and nary a picture or twitter of Reese anywhere near the Gyllenhaals for Ramona's and Stephen's birthdays. I wonder why not? And no twitters of her on a set or anywhere else either.
7.19 are you paranoid or what.
Just stating my opinion which you are free to ignore.
I have a problem with someone who labels another poster as a "Twitter Troll" because they posted a Twitter or want to talk about a Twitter or make fun of a Twitter.
OMG must be having a slow day LOL.
vesuviobar: Just saw Reese Withersoon!
about 23 hours ago
Location Philadelphia, PA
ROFLMAO 7:35. You don't know jack about SK 7:35. You really think we're going to believe SK is going to share something with some troll or babbler?
I have a problem with someone who labels another poster as a "Twitter Troll" because they posted a Twitter or want to talk about a Twitter or make fun of a Twitter.
Could you please allow other people to have their opinion? Thank you.
I am really tired of your games twitter troll, trashing OMG, stirring every chance you can get.
LOL. LMAO. Pray do tell, when did this "trashing OMG and "stirring" happen at WFT within the last hour or 2?! You OMGers are so fucking paranoid, it's hilarious!
If "stirring" and "trashing" includes posting Twitters and talking about Twitters, then I PROUDLY ADMIT I AM A STIRRER AND A TRASHER and there's nothing you can do that will stop my horrid, awful habit!
LOL!
"Could you please allow other people to have their opinion?"
Oh so it's true: Anyone who posts a twitter or talks about a twitter is a TWITTER TROLL and a BABBLER.
LOL ~ What bullshit.
7:45 PM
You are supposed to read ALL posts.
I said that 6:29 PM #1 is a twitter troll and didn't change my mind.
Vesuvio Bar seems to exist mostly for the purpose of promoting itself. I really doubt the person saw Reese, more likely the restaurant was just trying to get more attention for itself. From the looks of it it is a sports bar, can't imagine Reese in one of those. No other twitters of her, and besides, even if she was in Philly, no evidence that she was actually working. Just as there was no evidence of Jake working in Pittsburgh when he missed the Disney expo. Bet she was off somewhere with some guy, or gasp, even her children, while Jake was off with his family.
What the Hell is wrong with you, 7:53 PM?
I have been reading the posts here about OMG and twitter. I am the only one at omg that I know of that has a problem with Twitter. For some reason I just find them annoying. I have not been in this dicussion here at WTF2 till now. So please dont sya OMG has a problem with twitters. I do. So get your facts straight.
I guess PR forgot to use all their "phony" Brooklyn Twitter accounts to "spot" lovebirds Jake and Reese around Brooklyn this weekend and to and from and at the airports. (6:29)
Where on Earth do you get "troll" "babbler" and "trashing OMG" from that, 7:49?! What BS. Take your paranoia somewhere else.
^^^ Learn to read posts or simply ignore them.
I have been reading the posts here about OMG and twitter. I am the only one at omg that I know of that has a problem with Twitter. For some reason I just find them annoying. I have not been in this dicussion here at WTF2 till now. So please dont sya OMG has a problem with twitters. I do. So get your facts straight
Bullshit. You at OMG have a problem with Twitters beacuse all of them have been Reeke or solo Jake or solo Austin, never Jake and Austin. Anyone who posts about twitters or how you guys hate twitters is labeled a troll a babbler or worse. Someone posts here a sarcastic comment about PR forgetting to put the beard in the w/e Brooklyn twitters and they get labeled a "twitter troll" - that's bullshit and you know it. Take your irrational hatred of twitter and twitter-posters back where you came from. It doesn't belong here at WFT.
7:35: There is a twitter of Reese in Philly now, she hasn't been filming for a few days so no tweeters. Apart from twitters of Jake flying to NY yesterday and I assume flying back to Pa today, there have been no Jake/Maggie/Ramona tweets. His visit to ny was of course for the birthday's but why on earth would Reese be there? Did'nt she already do the family thing in Brooklyn a few weeks back and Pittsburgh last weekend? That's enough reeking.Can't have her seen as being to needy, Besides outside of a few Jake blogs, no one knows or cares if he was in NY.
IMO Ted's BI's are BS including the TT BI's. His latest is nothing more than a carbon copy of speculation that was talked about on here and OMG. You don't think he and his interns lurk? It's not jsur PR folks.
If Reeke paid any mind to ted it would have ended already.
7:40: I'm neither troll nor babbler. I have been a regular now semi-regular poster on OMG for awhile. We exchange e-mails and I have become alarmed at the unspooling and paranoia that has taken over.
"Learn to read posts or simply ignore them."
LOL. YOU learn to explain yourself, not hide behind "learn to read posts" or tired old phrases that we all know are used as avoidance tactics.
Even Wicked left OMG. When she used another username and asked a question about the legitimacy of Austin's blue ring and how OMGers connected it to Jake, she was called a Babbler and told to leave.
Cute pictures of Quinto on JJ for a charity event. It says he spent the evening hanging with photographer Tyler Shields. He's really hot. JJ
Never saw this video before of Zach getting revenge on Tyler for splashing milk on him in a photo shoot. Zach and Tyler
Looks like Jake is at the airport.
InFlightMike: Sad I didn't get my pictur with Jake Gyllenhaal. What a day....I need a drink! Two more flights. http://loopt.us/ic0N2w.t
Someone posts here a sarcastic comment about PR forgetting to put the beard in the w/e Brooklyn twitters and they get labeled a "twitter troll"
That is my opinion. Maybe it's bullshit, I might be wrong but it is still my opinion. Why is that such a problem?
His Twitter page is funny!
Ugh. FML!! PIT-LGA-PIT-PHL-PVD. Oversold!
InFlightMike
Even Wicked left OMG.
Wicked didn't left - why are you making up shit?
8:14 because your opinion is bullshit and it tarnishes other people who aren't babblers and trolls here. Accusing people of that here, when they clearly are not, is bullshit.
That is a lie 8:09. Wicked was not asked to leave. She left because she was tired of Jake's sorry bearding ass and lost all interest in him.
I also know that Special K. did not spend the weekend talking to a troll/babbler about Jake being in NC or Austin in Pittsburgh.
You shouldn't be crowing over the loss of fans. At the fans are fleeing, Jake won't have any fans left by the time PoP rolls around. You make a big deal about how few of us there are, and that we all descend on places like JJ to make fun of Reeke. Well, you know what, if it weren't for the people making fun of Reeke, Jake wouldn't get any comments at places like JJ.
Be careful what you wish for, because I don't think you babblers and trolls are going to be enough fans to make Jake a success.
Ok sorry, Wicked didn't leave OMG. She just said she was "finished" with it and she hardly if ever posts. Sorry if I misconstrued "leaving" with "finished"
Wicked didn't really leave, she turned over the blog to SK long ago. She just stopped posting because she said she no longer cares about eiter of them anymore.
"That is a lie 8:09. Wicked was not asked to leave. She left because she was tired of Jake's sorry bearding ass and lost all interest in him."
N0, she mostly was disgusted with the treatment she got by her fellow posters. When she asked that ring question she got called a Babbler, got made fun of when she tried to explain her question further, and told to go back to Babble. Look up a commenter username "beef" - that was her.
8:17 PM,
sorry, I don't need your permission to post my opinion.
Tarnishes other people?! You can't be serious.
That is a lie 8:09. Wicked was not asked to leave. She left because she was tired of Jake's sorry bearding ass and lost all interest in him.
IA. Looks like we have trolls in the house. lol
What pisses me off is when OMGers come over here and accuse us of being Babblers and trolls. Because we discuss and post twitters. With the dwindeling numbers of Jake fans do we really need to make enemies of each other?
The OMG posters are becomung undone, they are spewing their shit all over the place. What the fuck happened except for the usual they hat tweets? I thought it was funny at first, now it's jsut creepy.
Now they are on here trashing people here for psting tweets and calling themrolls and babblers, what the fuck??
What are you talking about? Why don't you read posts?
Now they are on here trashing people here for psting tweets
No one trashed anyone for posting tweets on WFT2.
Jake has to hurry back to Pitt to feed Atticus.
.. before he chews Daddy's shoes
Maybe someone piseed in the OMG posters cornflakes this morning.
I bet OMG posters have nothing to do with WFT2 trolls.
The people that post tweets here are not trolls.
The people that post tweets here are not trolls.
No one ever said or suggested that they are trolls.
I see the shit disturber is over here talking to himself again. Here's a clue. No need to post twitters here at all. If anyone cares about them they can just go to Babbleland. About all they do is post twitters.
One of the biggest things that has driven Jake's fans away is his turnabout and the lying. That's what bearding is after all, lying. Post the George Bush era, liars are out of fashion.
i guess Jake thought all of his fans were stupid and blind; too bad for him we're not.
Starve a commenter, feed a troll!
SamanthaMilton: Hanging out in Club West for the game and Jake Gyllenhal just walked past :) ... http://lnk.ms/2j56g
about 2 hours ago
(^^ might have pic but have to log into MySpace, which i can't, maybe someone else wants to.)
JessicaLaliah: Snoop Dogg, now Jake Gyllenhall @ the damn Steeler game?! UHM, the games are officially turning into Hollywood! Who's next????
1 minute ago
LOL Jake is trying to get butch with football
He's staring at the tight little butts.
He's hoping that Joe Namath was a center ~ LOL
Just finished watching a movie with Al Pacino and Robert De Niro. I swear, in 20-30 years Jake and Tobey are gonna be just like them. Two aging similar-looking balding dark haired guys with hangdog faces and bags under their eyes making the same movies over and over and over.
rachferf: I met Jake Gyllenhaal working at the Steelers game tonight, I will sleep a happy camper.
9 minutes ago
(she means she was working at the game not Jake lol)
Unless the POOP movie role and his acting career hasn't worked out after all..
LOL Jake making some extra money working at the Steelers game. What I want to know, was it in Concessions putting fake cheese on nachos or was he in the men's room with his teeth on the tiles living up to his nickname!
swerdle: spotted reese witherspoon and jake gyllenhaal at gorilla coffee in park slope this a.m.!
about 6 hours ago from web
http://twitter.com/swerdle/statuses/4615769456
To clarify, no I don't think Jake was working at the Steelers game, just that its funny to imagine him doing it part-time to help with his bearding expenses ~ coffee and yogurt aint cheap lol
Twitter:
20QPeople: LOST - Jake Gyllenhaal
4 minutes ago
^^He sure is!
LOST - Jake Gyllenhaal
Who says twitter isn't accurate Lol
Just finished watching a movie with Al Pacino and Robert De Niro. I swear, in 20-30 years Jake and Tobey are gonna be just like them.
*fingers crossed*
Just finished watching a movie with Al Pacino and Robert De Niro. I swear, in 20-30 years Jake and Tobey are gonna be just like them.
Jake and Toby should be so lucky!
Apart from BBM neither Jake or Toby have ever been in a bona-fide American classic like Dog Day Afternoon or Taxi Driver. Not to mention the Godfather.
They'll be discussing those early performances, before De Niro and Pacino fell into an over-familiar acting style of twitches and shouting, in film schol for years to come while people say "Jake Who? Wasn't he Spiderman?"
He's staring at the tight little butts.
I'm doing research for the Joe Namath movie!
What kind of research? The kind that requires confidentiality agreements? :)
Zachary Quinto arrives at the Autism Speaks 7th Annual “Acts Of Love” Benefit at The Broad Stage on Saturday (October 3) in Santa Monica, Calif. Acts of Love 2009 is a one-night only awards reception to celebrate those who have made a difference in the Autism Community.
The 32-year-old Star Trek actor was later seen hanging out with photographer pal Tyler Shields at Bardot nightclub in Hollywood.
ONTD comments
spotted reese witherspoon and jake gyllenhaal at gorilla coffee in park slope this a.m.!
Jeez that bitch is glued to Jake like a siamese twin.
vesuviobar: Just saw Reese Withersoon!
about 23 hours ago
Location Philadelphia, PA
So far there are only those two tweets about the beard this weekend.
I wonder if the Chin was really in NYC on Sunday morning. People tweeted about Jake on a flight on Sat. morning and Sunday afternoon. If she was with him on the plane, her name would have been mentioned also. And if the Chin was in NYC all we got was one lone tweet about being in a coffee shop? I could believe Jake staying in with his family for 2 days, but her? no way. She wouldn't be able to resist walking around so she could be seen. Reeke spend 1 1/2 days in NYC last time and there were tons of tweets. Also, that coffee shop tweet was posted Sunday night.
Anonymous said...
I always LMAO when I see the pics of the beard trying to hug and kiss Jake outside of that LA restaurant during the day. Anyone remember that? She was wearing red and black and a black bowler hat. He's leaning as faaaaaaarrr back and aaawwwwwaaayy as he can from her, and look on his face is "Holy shit get away from me you weirdo" priceless. LOL!
October 04, 2009 6:07 PM
No,I don't recall ever seeing them, where can they be found?
I don't remember those pictures either, but I'm sure they are in IHJ gallery. So if you feel masochistic... lol
6:56 AM,
I agree. We'll have to wait and see if anything more credible pops up.
Awkward hand around waist for the Reeke photo op and leaning far back as he can to get the hell away from her.
LOL found while I was looking for the one above - was this what Ted meant by the beard is annoying when she cleans up after Jake because he's a messy eater?!
Reese's bitchface is a great appetite suppressor! lol
she cleans up after Jake because he's a messy eater
I just hope Ted didn't mean.... something else.
the beard is annoying
Reese's bitchface
Atticus's stare if Jake was holding a big juicy steak up in the air wouldn't be as intense
I just hope Ted didn't mean.... something else.
He didn't :)
Awkward hand around waist for the Reeke photo op and leaning far back as he can to get the hell away from her.
You have to view the larger size pics to appreciate the backwards lean and the "Wtf?" on Jake's face.
OT I woke up from a dream where Sean Penn was on my bed trying to seduce me (yuck, I can't stand him) and I kicked him and he fell off the foot of the bed with a big thud. I waited for him to get up but there wasn't any sound. I looked down at the floor and he was dead from the fall. Too bad it wasn't the beard dying that I dreamed about lol.
Sean Penn's the next celeb to die when Reeke plans another big Us Reekly cover!
Girl, you are dangerous! :)
WTF is wrong with you? Don't even joke about it!
I woke up from a dream where the beard was on my bed trying to seduce me (yuck, I can't stand her) and I kicked her and she fell off the foot of the bed with a big thud. I waited for her to get up but there wasn't any sound. I looked down at the floor and she was dead from the fall.
The beard was on my bed trying to seduce me (yuck, I can't stand her) and I kicked her and she fell off the foot of the bed with a big thud. I waited for her to get up but there wasn't any sound. I looked down at the floor and she was dead from the fall.
WTF is wrong with you? Don't even joke about it!
Celebrities are getting nervous.
I don't remember much about the dream, just two or three football players in jockstraps!
Jake and Sean Penn have plans (Vanity Fair party), be nice to him!
Sean, I wouldn't kick you out of my bed!
Posted on OMG by Special K
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Saturday, while perusing the 30 page menu at Big Nick’s on the UWS, Joy Behar strolled by with her man and for some reason I couldn’t help blurting and waving like a wide-eyed puppy tourist “Hey, it’s Joy. Hey Joy. I love you!” (Hot Topics on The View are an important source of news. Plus, I heart Bawbawa.)
...
This afternoon at US Air waiting for some dysfunctional kiosk help, I began to grow impatient at the three lady counter reps who were so giddily engaged in a conversation with some dude they couldn’t attend to my multiple excuse-me-ma’am’s. Do you not SEE ME? There are THREE of you. Hello? These ladies suck.
Then I saw the dude.
O.M.G. Jake. Gyllenhaal. My. Love. Adorable.
He was charming them with some crap about being Spiderman, which I don’t get, but I might have just been confused because -- O.M.G. Jake. Gyllenhaal. Exquisite in person with the perfect weekend stubble, although a little shorter than I expected (no problem here - I've got a tall one at home).
No talking. Just looking…like a bug-eyed frizzy-haired mouth-breather. It’s a good thing I got it out of my system with Joy. Otherwise I would have had to do it -- “Hey Jake. Hey. Hi. I, uh, I wish I knew how to quit you.”
Joy, Jake, and me
thindes: Love and Other Drugs movie with Jake Jellyroll filming at Grand Concourse right now. I had to walk through signs that said "Set ->"
about 1 hour ago
I'm not sure what he meant by Jellyroll, but it can't be anything good.
He was charming them with some crap about being Spiderman
Quit using that! I AM SPIDERMAN!
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