Wednesday, 4 March 2009

Musicals and the Gay Gene


March 18, 2003

Arguments about whether there's a "gay gene" have roiled scholars for years. But as Oscar night approaches, I'm going out on a limb to declare that while we may never stop arguing about that, we can be sure of one thing: There's a Broadway musical gene, and gay men have it. Solid proof is on movie screens all over America.

Chicago, the most sizzling movie musical since Cabaret, is single-handedly reviving what was until recently considered a moribund art form. And no surprise to me, it was created in almost every sense by gays: namely, its writer, producers, and brilliant director. Pure coincidence? Puhl-e-e-eze. Chicago is just the latest bit of scientific evidence that while the homosexual hypothalamus may not necessarily determine sexual orientation, it sure knows how to tap its toes.

It's funny about gay men and musicals. Sure, the theater queen stereotype may be a bit overblown. But when you count up the sheer number of Cole Porters and Michael Bennetts, Stephen Sondheims and Noel Cowards, Jerome Robbinses, Jerry Hermans, Leonard Bernsteins, and Tommy Tunes, you have to admit that a velvet mafia has always had Broadway in its pocket.

And what's true onstage is just as true out there in the audience. Starting in junior high, boys blessed with the Broadway gene reflexively shun the gridiron to embrace Gypsy. And what happens? They're almost automatically pegged as gays-in-training. (I know--I was one.)

As we grow older, the gene manifests itself in strange and eerie ways. For decades phrases like "friend of Dorothy" were pillars of the secret code of the closet. Today's repository of this genetic lore isn't so much the Broadway stage as the big city piano bar--as gay an institution as the leather bar. There you'll find theater queens, driven by an impulse Freud never addressed, sitting around singing obscure songs from shows that closed out of town--and somehow knowing every word!

So Foucaultians can whistle against the wind. Homosexuality and hoofing go together like ... well, like song and dance.

Need more proof? Consider this. For the past couple of decades the musical was considered a dying art form. Rock overthrew Broadway show tunes as America's most popular music, and audiences supposedly didn't buy actors spontaneously bursting into song. Maybe. But it's just as possible that musicals declined because the vital gay link had been damaged.

AIDS swept away many of Broadway's leading gay lights, like Michael Bennett--people we needed to keep the genre going. And gay lib itself may have thrown a wrench into the genetic works. After all, an intense biological attraction to Ethel Merman and clever lyrics used to create the kind of bond for gays that sports do for many straights. Once we were liberated, our genes went all wooky, confused by a culture that produced disco, the gym, and the circuit. Cut off from what we knew best, gay men were cast adrift.

But biology is destiny, and the sudden success of a movie musical put together by a top gay team has profound clinical implications. The fact that writer Bill Condon, producers Craig Zadan and Neil Meron, and director Rob Marshall were able to cook up such a stunning reinvention validates musical essentialism and refutes any constructionist blather that they just "happen" to be gay.

After all, Chicago's gay creators report that they didn't fall in love with musicals because of gay culture or gay oppression, and they certainly weren't "recruited." They "always knew" they loved musicals. Rob Marshall reports that he "knew" when he was 4; Craig Zadan when he was 8. Sound familiar?

This, people, is the mysterious gay musical gene at work. Its fruits are now up on the screen to razzle-dazzle the clueless masses.

So on Oscar night I'll tip my hat to other gay-related films, like The Hours. But I'll be rooting for Chicago. Not just for what it is but what it represents. As Tevye says in Fiddler: Tradition! In this case, a major gay biological tradition, battered and bruised but still all-singing, all-dancing, and all-dreaming, despite changing tastes and the circuit and all that jazz.

Source: The Advocate, article by Gabriel Rotello

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Anonymous said...

Oh 7:47, how naive you are. These pics were taken in the same area the other staged Jake out running pics were taken. Of course these too are staged.

Anonymous said...

Jake looks a little upset.

Jake always looks "upset" in a lot of pap pics. Check out the ones in front of the medical center, the latest sets. He looks "pissed" there.

Anonymous said...

7:46.. Austin improves everyday and is very cute, but I still think Jake (when in non-Reeke mode) is the better looking. Austin sounds more intelligent and interesting as a person though, mainly due to the fact that he's probably had more genuine life experiences than Jake.

Yeah, the problem with Jake is he tries to sound intelligent, when in fact he's just adequate. Sometimes I think he's trying too hard. I think his mom had much to do with him being accepted in Columbia with her ex working there.

I still think Austin is the more attractive bloke. But that's just me. ;)

Anonymous said...

Good PR? Since when are gay rumors good PR? I mean I wish they were, but for now celebs avoid them like plaque.

I thought we were talking about flossing last night? :)

Anonymous said...

Jake does not look upset. He looks about as upset in these pics as he does in the Reeke "interrupted-romantic-dinner-because-oh-no-the-paps-caught us" pics. He looks like he's hamming up attention.

and if austin is as big of a pr hound as jake is, then jaustin are perfectly made for each other and Reese stands even less of a chance.

Anonymous said...

Is that the line the OMGers are going with? That Jake looks upset because he was caught out on the busiest thoroughfare in Brentwood with Austin? Oh spare me.

Anonymous said...

You can bet your ass Lawgoddesst and her Reese worshiper cronies will go on and on and on and on about how nice it is that Jake

found something to do like biking with his FRIEND while the beloved love of his life Reese went out of town to do her Avon PR charity,

taking her magic vagina with her and leaving poor heartbroken Jake with nothing to keep himself occupied with. March 05, 2009 7:40 PM


So she's out of town?

Anonymous said...

Not likely.

Anonymous said...

I think Jake looks perfectly happy in this latest set of photos, and if you read the comments so do most people on just jared, ontd etc. I'd call it an almost sardonic smile, which we haven't really seen for a while.

Anonymous said...

What a difference between Jake running with a trainer and Jake looking good lately pictures!

Anonymous said...

well, i hope you're right 8:12 because i've had a difficult time believing anything jake does. he seems to have taken up permanent residence at Phoney Island, so the idea that he's riding around with his true love as a big F-YOU! to Reeke lovers and his own pr seems like nuthin' but wishful thinking. after i saw the photo series, my immediate thought was he's playin' both sides.

Anonymous said...

How long do you think it will be before we see a picture of Reese, Jake and Austin?

Jake know the paps can be anywhere. I find it hard to believe this was done without pr's knowledge.

How does Austin put up with this?

Anonymous said...

I want pics with Chris too. We'll probably get them soon. :)

Anonymous said...

8:15 PM, Jake's a playah!

Anonymous said...

How does Austin put up with this?

Oh come on. He probably doesn't put up with anything. Maybe they are now really nothing more than friends?

Anonymous said...

"i've had a difficult time believing anything jake does"

You and me both.

Anonymous said...

Did ya'll notice how there were no pics of them after Austin was in jail after DUI? Maybe Jake didn't want negative publicity by association. Maybe now he changed his mind?

Anonymous said...

10:27 how fat are you ? and I say that in a loving caring liberal per Resse Jakey sorta way.

Anonymous said...

^^Would explain him distancing ( I think he does) from HL.

Anonymous said...

8:23. I think Austin spent a night 'sleeping it off' at the police station. He certainly didn't go to jail, just a very minor fine if I remember.

Anonymous said...

Please, his mug was still all over internet and Jake's name was always attached to it. Like "Jake Gyllenhaal's BFF Austin Nichols"...

Anonymous said...

Jake: "So, okay. We can get photographed together again, not that your DUI hoopla has died down, but just stay outta my light, dude. My left side is my good side."

Austin: "But--

Jake: "Hey! Do you wanna make the US Weekly cover or not! I got a beard at home whose perfectly willing and waiting to do what you won't"



lol!

Anonymous said...

^^LOL. Though you can never know how much of famewhores they really are...

Anonymous said...

IHJ gallery

Jake and Austin - more pictures

Anonymous said...

VF party - someone said that Jake looked less pussy whipped. I agreed. Maybe that was a good sign.

Anonymous said...

More proof that it was a PR approved photo op. Perez recognized Austin but adds the snarky "friend" and files it under Jake and Reese. This pics showed up on PITNB before IHJ and then JJ and Perez which are in PR's pocket.

And yes Trent has been on the gyllenspoon wagon more times then not.


Jakey Poo's Best Look!
Filed under: Jake Gyllenhaal > Reese Witherspoon




Yum, yum, yum.

Jake Gyllenhaal in spandex, always a good thing!

Reese Witherspoon's boy was seen biking around the Brentwood area of LA with a 'friend' on Wednesday.

We might have to do some biking on that side of town soon!

[Images via Finalpixx.]

Posted: March 5, 2009 at 5:30 pm

Anonymous said...

And yes Trent has been on the gyllenspoon wagon more times then not.

No, he wasn't. Trent hates Reeke but isn't sure they are fake.

Anonymous said...

Jake's affection for Austin is genuine.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, any idiot can look at Reeke and know it's FAKE.

Anonymous said...

Why would Perez file that under Jake and Reese even if he didn't recognize Austin?

Anonymous said...

what counts said...

Jake's affection for Austin is genuine.


Still doesn't answer why these photos were clearly staged.

Anonymous said...

9:04 PM

PR. Jake is still just part of Reeke.

Anonymous said...

And what does genuine affection mean to Jake? I'd really like to know...

Anonymous said...

^ LOL, me too.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Disney could tell us, 9:09 =)

Anonymous said...

^^ ;)

Anonymous said...

I wasn't the one who wrote it but when I went over to Babble to see what they had to say about the new biking pics I saw this LOL comment which I had to screenshot b/c it was too funny and has gotten deleted since. No surprise there! Babble is the Hitler of site censorship! Btw NOTHING at Babble about the bike pics except the 1 comment about new pics at IHJ. Maybe UV is working on a new post? Probably has to take her meds first. Might take a while.

Anonymous said...

It was staged to prove they are just friends, why now? I suspect the engagement rumors may be true this time this way he can hang around with anyone he wants.

Perez is a PR tool, PR has made sure JJ and Perez is in on the latest phase, Perez could have easily not posted them, he doesn't aleay post Jake/Reese pics.

Anonymous said...

Here's a thought. Maybe Austin put his foot down and said it was time for Jake to let him be seen as part of Jake's "public" life. Whether they are staged or not, clearly something has changed. Maybe the bearding contract is over soon.

Anonymous said...

Spending time in NYC, VF party, Austin ...

Jake taking his life back little by little is the only theory that makes sense to me.

Anonymous said...

But he can do that without having to call the paps. That's the part that makes no sense.

Anonymous said...

It's all part of the plan.

Anonymous said...

I went over to Babble to see what they had to say about the new biking pics I saw this LOL comment

Reese fag hag comment? Good!

Anonymous said...

A PR approved photo op. Don't be shocked to see all of them together in photo ops.

He was at the VF party with Reese, their first official event together, why add that?

Anonymous said...

But he can do that without having to call the paps. That's the part that makes no sense.

It could be part of the compromise with his PR / handlers.

Anonymous said...

9:23 it's so obvious, Jake and Reese are probably cackling like the fake tools they are. If Chris wasn't inMV, he would have been bike riding.

Anonymous said...

Photo ops, photo ops, photo ops. Oj.

Anonymous said...

^^^Jake can't do without. :(

Anonymous said...

I miss Chris. :(

Anonymous said...

He was at the VF party with Reese, their first official event together, why add that?

Jake doing his own thing, being himself.
BTW, it was a party, Reeke were at the parties before.

Anonymous said...

If Chris wasn't inMV, he would have been bike riding.

You are missing the point. Jake is doing in public something he loves with someone he loves (as a friend or a lover, doesn't matter).

Anonymous said...

9:30 Jake had no reason to really be at that VF party, he wasn't presenting, Reese was. if he was doing his own thing he would have never gone to that party, wait for her, pose with her and to make sure he was seen leaving with her.

Doing his own thing my ass.

BTW, these pics were taken the same place he was seen running for a week with his trainer, another photo op.

Anonymous said...

I think we've sussed that out already, 9:50. But the reason is why?

Anonymous said...

VF party - Jake didn't walk the red carpet with the beard and he had a great time at the party without the beard.

Jake did Reeke photo op and did his thing. Win-win.

Anonymous said...

I think we've sussed that out already, 9:50. But the reason is why?

Why not? It's PR, it's something he loves doing and it's about him (not about Reeke).

Anonymous said...

Why is Austin participating in this photo op? I don't believe for one minute that he "put his foot down." He does not hold the power in this threesome.

It's like he is giving his public consent to the showmance whereas before it was just his private consent.

Something is up with this.

Anonymous said...

Those are Jake and Austin pictures, what public consent to the showmance ?

Anonymous said...

9:59, just like the appearances with RDJ, Matt Frost and Jake's mama are all ways of saying the everything is cool in Jake's world.

Anonymous said...

Hello! There is no beard in this Jake and Austin pictures.

Anonymous said...

"How long do you think it will be before we see a picture of Reese, Jake and Austin?"

How long do you think it will be before Jake *actually* appears on another movie set?

Anonymous said...

Totally agree with the poster about how nice it is to get photos of Jake doing something he loves and with someone he likes/loves. Who cares if they were arranged. It is clear to me that a great deal of the photos we've had of Jake over the years were arranged. They both look happy and healthy.

Babblers have only managed about a dozen comments today, only 3 of which even mention the new photos. :-D

Anonymous said...

Come on babblers, show some Austin love!

Anonymous said...

So, photo ops with Austin are okay, but photo ops with others are bad?

I am surprised at the people who will know question this, will accept it at face value, but have no problem questioning every other photo op that Jake does.

Are some people so desparate to see Jake with Austin that they will give the circumstances a pass?
They don't question why it happens after all of this time?

Why the double standard? Why afraid to question?

Anonymous said...

Babblers and trolls are trying to say this is staged. Give me a break. Jake is about to dump that hag and live his life.

Anonymous said...

"So, photo ops with Austin are okay, but photo ops with others are bad?"

GET A GRIP. REESE WAS NOT BIKE RIDING WITH JAKE AND AUSTIN TODAY.

Anonymous said...

Exactly 10:34. I think Jake is getting tired of being Reese's PR pretend bf and not being allowed to live his own life.

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Anonymous said...

I bet the Babblers are having coronaries. 3 comments after 6 hours. Even after the new pics were announced Bobbyanna and an anon went on about the best antiaging foods to eat. They just can't stand it! It prolly took UV a tureen of prunes and 2 Fleet enemas to get her 1 sentence comment out:

Monica: New pics in IHJ! Jake bike ride with Austin Nichols in Brentwood! Jake is so hot!

UV: Jake looks good biking :)

Paula: Love seeing Jake biking and in spandex!

Anonymous said...

10:34 and 10:40, I doubt it.

I don't think Reeke is over by a long shot.

I would think if Reeke were coming to an end, Ted would have hinted at this or stated it out right.

He has done neither. Either Ted hasn't got a clue as to what is going with Jake, or Austin's reemergence has been figured into the over all pr strategy.

It will be interesting to see how things develop. We may find that Jake and Austin are just friends now. That's why it's safe now.

Anonymous said...

the Babblers are having coronaries

:)

Anonymous said...

Spending time in NYC, VF party, Austin ...

Jake taking his life back little by little is the only theory that makes sense to me."

I think you're right. I wonder if all that excessive Reeking last year had something to do with trying to escape the pain of losing Heath with the Reeking.

Anonymous said...

It's possible. :(

Anonymous said...

The complete agony of spending time with Reese and listening to her constant whiny voice would outweigh any pain of losing a loved one, that's for sure.

Anonymous said...

Regarding the possibility the photos were arranged and why people are reacting differently. The difference is that we know Jake spends most of his time with, and probably lives with, Austin. With Reeke photos they get together just for the photos . HUGE difference. One is calling the paps (if that is what happened), to capture your life. Reeke is faking it just for a photo opp.

Anonymous said...

I don't think J&A are "just friends" now.

Anonymous said...

Soooo Ian's show was such a shocker no one's talking about it?

Anonymous said...

I think it was excess talk about Brangelina.

Anonymous said...

It could be me, but something doesn't seem right about this.

I can't imagine Reese going along with anything that could threaten the public relationship.

Why would Reese or pr go along with this, unless, perhaps, Jake and Austin are only friends now.


Money, honey, money. You do your job right, you get paid?

If that Ent Lawyer BI had any ring of truth then around a year ago some actor paid his mighty beard a million dollars by wire transfer.

Interesting.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, the problem with Jake is he tries to sound intelligent, when in fact he's just adequate. Sometimes I think he's trying too hard. I think his mom had much to do with him being accepted in Columbia with her ex working there.

I still think Austin is the more attractive bloke. But that's just me. ;)



Oh yeah, Austin is definitely the brains of this operation, you can tell.

I bet when they're biking he's the one shouting "left!", "right!", "stop!". And Jake's going "but, but why?" and Austin's going: "TRUCK, Jake, TRUUUUCK! That's why!"

;)

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine Reese going along with anything that could threaten the public relationship.



I think you're assuming she reasons like you?

It is interesting however, that as soon as public reaction overall seems to have gotten bored/withdrawn from Jake he appears with Austin on the eve of Prince of Persia promo.

Maybe a lure to get the fence sitters back onboard again?

And there's no major indication these pics weren't taken years ago although looking at them they appear to be recent, at least looking at Austin.

I am sure Jake goes biking/out with Austin regularly in his free time, and those pictures DON'T make the internets on purpose. So why now?

Is it Jake dipping a toe or yet more attempts to get more people back on the hobby horse and interest going for Prince of Persia (hey the Pink Dollar would come in handy for such a camp flick, right?). One thing I've learned about Jake and his team is they sem to love to play games. I woudn't trust them as far as I could throw them.

(But, for the record, I do believe the relation/friend-ship with Austin Nichols is real, but whether it's beng used right now to get buzz for the film is another matter).

Anonymous said...

"on the eve of Prince of Persia promo."

Gee, POP is only 1 year away!

Anonymous said...

I disagree, m/m s/s relationships do not sell action movies. Jake is moving in his own direction, hopefully liberating himself from the General one baby step at a time.

Anonymous said...

"liberating himself from the General" Oh please. Stop acting like Jake is some poor prisoner to the big mean woman. Whatever is going on between Jake and Reese is happening because both Jake and Reese want it to happen.

Anonymous said...

"I disagree, m/m s/s relationships do not sell action movies. Jake is moving in his own direction, hopefully liberating himself from the General one baby step at a time."

Are you serious???? Do you really believe this pics aren't PR approved ??

Anonymous said...

Those pics are not PR approved. They are Jake and Austin approved.

Anonymous said...

Something interesting about the bike pics: no shots of Jake and Austin interacting outside of riding the bikes. There's 3 separate shots of Jake at Peets, walking in an open area carrying his bike and standing/walking to the car. You know the 2 of them didn't just ride bikes the whole time, they stood talking or drinking water together at some point. But the interaction of any of those moments were either not papped or more likely not released for people to see. Whoever is controlling the distribution of the pics held those back. Might be Reeke PR, might be Jake who just wants to give a taste tease to his fans but whatever reason it's interesting that those moments are not shown. However there's no mistaking the happy quiet contentment that can't be hidden on Jake's face when he's pedaling his bike 3 feet away from Austin. So really it's no wonder the standing around shots are missing, isn't it? The interaction/conversational shots are missing for good reason, and it's called chemistry. Someone doesn't want it to be seen, period.

Anonymous said...

Are you serious???? Do you really believe this pics aren't PR approved ??

So what, it is Jake's PR (too). Jake can influence his own PR and public image, right?

Anonymous said...

"So what, it is Jake's PR (too). Jake can influence his own PR and public image, right?"

So I guess by these pics , Jake wants to show how "in love with Austin" he is !!!

Give me a break ! It's PR strategy.

Anonymous said...

Something interesting about the bike pics: no shots of Jake and Austin interacting outside of riding the bikes.

I've noticed it, too. And I've noticed this sweet smile :)

Anonymous said...

IHJ gallery

Jake hugging unknown man :)

March 5 - Jake and unknown man, lunch at Early World restaurant in Brentwood

Anonymous said...

"I can't imagine Reese going along with anything that could threaten the public relationship."

Excuse me but despite joy to see them together again , those pics aren't really compromising , just two buds biking.

It's clear the strategy is to show a friendship , nothing more!

Anonymous said...

Jake has more chemistry hugging Unknown Man than kissing The General. LOL

Anonymous said...

IHJ, Jake and Austin - more pictures

Anonymous said...

Jake's been looking so happy lately when he's with the men.

Anonymous said...

Jake looks happy, yes. What I dread is an announcement that Reese is pregnant.

Anonymous said...

Don't be silly, Jake doesn't even like his beard very much.

Anonymous said...

Reeke don't have sex.

Reese will start filming soon.

Anonymous said...

Haha, poor Babblers. Do they post pics of Jake riding bikes with his loverboy Austin or pics of Jake affectionately and enthusiastically hugging a man?

Anonymous said...

So I guess by these pics , Jake wants to show how "in love with Austin" he is !!! Give me a break ! It's PR strategy.

What strategy? Where was that PR strategy for the last 2 years?

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG by Special K

The mystery man looks like Douglas Wick who is president of Red Wagon Entertainment (logo on the tote bag) a production company at Sony.

Don't quote me on it.

Anonymous said...

"liberating himself from the General" Oh please. Stop acting like Jake is some poor prisoner to the big mean woman.

No one did that.
Liberating as having his own public private life and identity, not just being a part of Reeke.

Anonymous said...

"Haha, poor Babblers. Do they post pics of Jake riding bikes with his loverboy Austin or pics of Jake affectionately and enthusiastically hugging a man?"

Honestly they can , nothing really exceptional here. Jake hug Caruso's daughter the same way !!!

Anonymous said...

Jake hugged in public a lot of men and women before reeking.

Nice to see good old Jake again.

Anonymous said...

Daughter/girl, man.. not the same thing.

Anonymous said...

"What strategy? Where was that PR strategy for the last 2 years?"

I really don't know what's going on as far Iam concerned, but I hardly share the opinion of those who thinks these pics are the proof of a possible Reeke end and a future coming out!!!

After Ted said yesterday, something is about to happen , I don't know what!!

Anonymous said...

Jake obviously affectionate with people, Jake faking it with Reese.. not the same thing.

Anonymous said...

Ted siad Jake isn't gullible like Brad. Maybe reese is preggers with someone else's baby and wants Jake to marry her so it works out for his image and hers? No wait, who in their right mind would fuck Reese. Sorry, I wasn't thinking.

Anonymous said...

I hardly share the opinion of those who thinks these pics are the proof of a possible Reeke end and a future coming out!!!

Reeke will end one day, and who knows - maybe someday Jake will come out.

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG by Special K

The mystery man looks like Douglas Wick who is president of Red Wagon Entertainment (logo on the tote bag) a production company at Sony.

Douglas Wick is the founder of Red Wagon Entertainment and Red Wagon Productions. In 2000, he expanded the company to bring in Lucy Fisher, his partner and wife. Red Wagon Productions has been the production company on fifteen of the films Wick has produced, including Girl, Interrupted, Spy Game, and Memoirs of a Geisha.

Knew Lucy Fisher sounded familiar. She was a producer on Jarhead and I believe involved with Nailed.

Anonymous said...

Oh so this is interesting on a few counts. 1> it happened at the Ojai Valley Inn and Spa. Isn't Reese supposed to own a house in Ojai? Why would she be staying or visiting at an Inn? 2> she still has nannies on weekends and personal time with the kids? 3> the nanny left Ava for over 2 hours unsupervised at the Inn pool.

Ava’s young friend and mother left the pool, saying that they would be back. Shortly after Deacon left the pool with his nanny. Ava was then by herself, splashing in the pool waters “bored and alone.” As a result, Ava spent over two hours completely unsupervised and alone in the pool with thankfully these two responsible onlookers watching in awe and shock over a celebrity child being left unattended.

Good Mom, yeah right.

Anonymous said...

"Reeke will end one day, and who knows - maybe someday Jake will come out."

Yeah maybe!

Anonymous said...

"It was staged to prove they are just friends, why now? I suspect the engagement rumors may be true this time this way he can hang around with anyone he wants."

ITA
Besides it's the confirmation Jake has Austin's support!

Anonymous said...

Engagement rumors?
Different tabloid stories about Jake buying earrings or checking out (not buying!) rings = unconvincing Reeke VD story.

Anonymous said...

Yesterday was March 5.

This is the first archived Ted's item about soon to be Toothy:

March 5, 2005

Jake Gyllenhaal, grabbin' some Cali-esque grub at Basix Café. Boys Town. Gabbing fer days with a guy-pal, Jake-poo, decked out in a white sweatshirt hoodie and jeans, covered up his buzzed noggin with a red baseball cap.

The sensitive hunks lingered on fer over an hour, smiling, exchanging childhood stories--with a bit of misty-eyed emotion even? Hey, take it up with my WeHo Desk, 'kay?

Anonymous said...

The sensitive hunks lingered on fer over an hour, smiling, exchanging childhood stories...

Jake and Austin?

Anonymous said...

^Yes, this is the sighting that days later was the first Toothy Tile blind item:

March 10, 2005

One Adorable Blind Vice

Okay, sugar-muffins, the only reason this one's in the Vice section is because until quite recently, Toothy Tile was dating his superpopular, superannoyingly perfect girlfriend. Not boyfriend. Which, if you ask this old gossip whore, is the classification Tile would prefer his significant others be filed under in the very near future.

Mere days ago, while everyone was hooting and complaining about this gown and that host from the Oscars, Tile was right out in the open holding hands with his man in a West Hollywood restaurant--which shall remain nameless...because I love going there and they probably won't serve me anymore if I start outing their customers, ca-friggin'-peesh?

Not that I'd be outting anybody, anyway. Mr. Tile took care of that himself. Covertly, but he did it.

It was late in the afternoon; everybody had cleared out. Save Tile and his man-amigo, who extended his hands flat on the marble table (yes, that's a hint) until they were intertwined with Tile's. Massive smiles then appeared on both daring dudes.

Too sweet! And such a departure for this debauched department, doncha think? Don't worry, as sure as Tile's famous ex knew, deep down, way below her doable dimples, what Tile really wanted (hence, the breakup), next week, we'll be right back on salacious patrol, damn sure.

Anonymous said...

March 5

I don't believe in coincidences, young man… I believe only in destiny.

Anonymous said...

Yesterday was March 5. This is the first archived Ted's item about soon to be Toothy and Gray Goose - from March 5, 2005

I knew it!

Jake reads OMG and WFT2, he did that on purpose! :)

Anonymous said...

"I knew it!

Jake reads OMG and WFT2, he did that on purpose! "

He had pity for us

Anonymous said...

Lawgoddess over at the DC forum has posted the pictures of Jake and Austn biking. They must not be as afraid of Jake and Austin together as some people here have claimed.

Afraid of who?! Babblers kicked out all posters who didn't comply with the JiS policy.

Anonymous said...

Lawgoddess over at the DC forum has posted the pictures of Jake and Austn biking.

^^ Not posting the pics would be more suspicious. It would be like they have something to deny.

Anonymous said...

"Lawgoddess over at the DC forum has posted the pictures of Jake and Austn biking. They must not be as afraid of Jake and Austin together as some people here have claimed."

To be fair , a lot of people on DC forum or even in babbler blog, never denied they are at least friends!
So I don't know why they should be afraid!

Anonymous said...

Nothing, they just don't want to support or draw attention to Jake isn't straight option in any form or shape.

Anonymous said...

He had pity for us

That little fucker!

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

People magazine posted a picture of Jake and:

SPIN CYCLE
Jake Gyllenhaal spins his wheels – and makes sure to watch for traffic – while biking with a pal Thursday in Brentwood, Calif.

link

Anonymous said...

People magazine didn't recognise Austin? Austin isn't important enough actor / celebrity to be mentioned by the name?

Anonymous said...

I didn't recognize him either when I posted it yesterday!

Anonymous said...

Yes, you did - you wrote 'friend'.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully this will at least silence the posters who insist that Jake couldn't still be in contact with Austin, as A is so Z-list and Jake can only associate with A-listers.
(If Jake was the type of guy to choose his friends/lovers based only on their status on the HW ladder that would make him an unbearable snob anyway - but he isn't as this shows.)

Anonymous said...

How old is Ava? Nine or ten?
I would feel physically sick at the idea of my child alone at a poolside.
What if she fell in the water?
What if some sicko saw a young girl alone?
Those are all the thoughts that would go through a parent's mind even if they seem paranoid to non-parents!
(You start to go a little insane with fretting when you have kids.)

Anonymous said...

"People magazine didn't recognise Austin? Austin isn't important enough actor / celebrity to be mentioned by the name?"

Shame on you people magazine!

Anonymous said...

Ha! But I could have easily named him like JJ, I sure the hell recognized him, hee!!

How did you like me listing that post under Jake and Reese even though it had nothing to do with her except that they were biking through Brentwood, LOL!!'

Had lunch in Brentwood with some business associate as well yesterday, i'll file that under jake and reese too!!

Anonymous said...

re: the real perez, there's a big difference in meaning between...

out biking with a friend....

and

out biking with a 'friend'

He also said that Jake out if Austin is Jake's best look. An observation I think most of us would agree with.

Anonymous said...

"out biking with a 'friend'"

Perez perfectly recognized the rumoured boyfriend but don't work for this team.

Anonymous said...

"He also said that Jake out if Austin is Jake's best look. An observation I think most of us would agree with."

I think he meant

Jake's best look = Jake in spandex

Anonymous said...

"on the eve of Prince of Persia promo."

Gee, POP is only 1 year away!


A year is a short time in Hollywood.

Buzz starts much earlier. Jake basically needs as much support from all quarters as he can get now his popularity has somewhat leveled off.

Anonymous said...

Jake hugging unknown man :)

That man seem very into hugging too.

Jake and Douglas Wick(?)

Anonymous said...

Perez talks shit because he's paid by the Feds of entertainment to talk crap. As does his friend, Lainey aka "Rita Skeeter".

Perez' allusion to GyllenHO was always double-talk. The fangirls and tweeners just assume it meant "whore".

But it doesn't.

Anonymous said...

"Perez talks shit because he's paid by the Feds of entertainment to talk crap. As does his friend, Lainey aka "Rita Skeeter".

Perez' allusion to GyllenHO was always double-talk. The fangirls and tweeners just assume it meant "whore".

But it doesn't."

Oh because they aren't in your team they are" paid to tell crap"
Ted too you know!

Like it or not Perez said once "Jake is gay" is a joke! free to believe him or not!

Anonymous said...

Link please!

Anonymous said...

Douglas Wick is one of the producers of Nailed!

Anonymous said...

10:13 Feel free to go back to Babble!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know what in the hell 10:13 is babbling about?

Anonymous said...

people that yell "link" annoy me, not tht anyone cares what annoys me.

i'm not a jaustin "believer" but it sure is a relief to see these two men together. they have always seemed as if they'd look after one another, and Jake seems released from his "care taker" and bullshit mode to be his sometimes girly self when he's with A. I love these guys together. sigh!

Anonymous said...

"How old is Ava? Nine or ten?
I would feel physically sick at the idea of my child alone at a poolside.
What if she fell in the water?
What if some sicko saw a young girl alone?"

But Reese is a Good Mom!

Anonymous said...

"sometimes girly self"

SOMETIMES ?? LOL

Anonymous said...

Perez' allusion to GyllenHO was always double-talk.

Reeke double-talk
Recently Perez called Reese a beard, and there is this Perez enhanced picture of Reeke:

Nice beard!

Anonymous said...

sometimes girly self

Girly & giggly is a good thing.

Anonymous said...

Douglas Wick is one of the producers of Nailed!

Douglas Wick is one of the Nailed and Jarhead producers.
Douglas Wick is blonde, Jake was hugging someone else!

Jake and Douglas Wick

Anonymous said...

LOL How rumors start!

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal Heads Out For A Bike Ride

Jake Gyllenhaal is the latest celebrity to join our Celebrities Who Ride Bikes club here at Healthy Hollywood! The Brokeback Mountain star headed out with best friend, Austin Nichols, in Brentwood CA yesterday to get in a good workout and some male bonding time! These two have been riding together for over two years now.

Jake also likes to hit the road with pals Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong.

Healthy Hollywood

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols Cycling

A 175 pound man can burn about 300 calories an hour biking under 10 MPH and is a great alternative for people that cannot handle the stress on their knees or ankles that running causes. With gas prices climbing and Americans becoming increasingly overweight and out of shape, now might be the time to follow the European example and bike more often.

Jake’s biking buddy Austin is a 28 year old fellow actor that stared in the film The Day After Tomorrow with Jake in 2004. He is the son of a 10-time water skiing champion and was a successful competitive water skier until a shoulder injury forced him to retire.

Healthy Thinspirations

Anonymous said...

David Arquette?

Anonymous said...

March 5, 2005 Toothy Tile Blind Item refers to Jake, who was "bald" for Jarhead filming, taking lunch with Matthew Frost.

Anonymous said...

No, that's not David Arquette.

Jake and Mr X

Anonymous said...

March 5, 2005 Toothy Tile Blind Item refers to Jake, who was "bald" for Jarhead filming, taking lunch with Matthew Frost.

How do you know it was Frost?

Anonymous said...

This is funny. I was doing a google search and the first result was a blog created minutes ago by FluorecentLamp (from Gyllenbable) called “jakeisstraight.blogspot.com” and with the title: “Jake Gyllenhaal – The Straight Man”. She later deleted it, but it’s still there on google blog search and I made a screencap because it’s really funny that a day after the Jaustin pics, she created that site!

Anonymous said...

Jake and Mr X

Posted on OMG

Pics of Jake hugging David O. Russell. He looks great once again and happy.

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who thinks its odd that there's been no comment or mention of this by Ted?

You know he's seen the photos by now. You'd think he couldn't resist crowing about it.

Why do you think is causing the delay?

Anonymous said...

blog created minutes ago by FluorecentLamp (from Gyllenbable) called “jakeisstraight.blogspot.com” and with the title:
“Jake Gyllenhaal – The Straight Man”


Poor babblers!

All this JiS tabloid stories and reeking, and FluorecentLamp still feels the need to spell it out for the world just how straight Jake is! LMAO

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's will be the subject of his BV today , no ?

Anonymous said...

The unknown man is David O russel ??
ok

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who thinks its odd that there's been no comment or mention of this by Ted?

Yes, let Ted wake up properly first!

Anonymous said...

12:41, how bad is that? :(

Anonymous said...

Who? 12:41 PM #1 or 12:41 PM #2?

Anonymous said...

Pics of Jake hugging David O. Russell.

David O. Russell

Jake is a masochist :)

Anonymous said...

12:31, thanks! That is absolutely fucking priceless! Always thot FL an obsessed homophobic bossy weirdo, that blog just proved it.

Anonymous said...

Babble is practically imploding, hardly any comments, FL and UV are nowhere to be seen, no comments from thwem, no new posts, LOL

Anonymous said...

Sorry, 12:41 PM #1

Anonymous said...

how bad is that?

What's bad? FluorecentLamp's idea for a new blog or ...?

Anonymous said...

^^yes, her new blog and general bad attitude. Every blog everywhere has posted these beautiful pics, regardless of how they feel about J&A. Jake looks happy and healthy. :)

Anonymous said...

FL and her idea for a new blog isn't bad, it's pathetic. Loser needs a hobby, therapy, meds, something.

Anonymous said...

FluorecentLamp deleted the blog so maybe she changed her mind.

Or someone told her that straight men don't go around telling everyone how straight they are.

Anonymous said...

FL is Felicia on DC. Check out Felicia's DC posts, she stopped posting when her count was 666.

Anonymous said...

Probably passed out on the floor after seeing yesterday's Jaustin pics.

Anonymous said...

David O Russel is the screaming idiot who insulted Lily Tomlin? And directed Nailed?

Anonymous said...

Babbler blimps should rent themselves out to fly JiS banners over cities and beaches and so forth

Anonymous said...

DOR also got into or almost got into, a fist fight with George Clooney on Three Kings set.

Anonymous said...

^ ^ ^

haha that will persuade the multitude, alright.

Anonymous said...

^^^
blimps, that is

Anonymous said...

All quiet on the Babbler front? I suspect they'll have something diabolical to post if there are any more Reeke pics, like those gargoyles-over-Paris ones or something. :)

Anonymous said...

If Jake/Austin reads here and other blogs about them, they know we're not stupid.

Anonymous said...

March 5, 2005 Toothy Tile Blind Item refers to Jake, who was "bald" for Jarhead filming, taking lunch with Matthew Frost.

So prove it.

Anonymous said...

Enough people here and at OMGodot to notice stuff, brainstorm, trade ideas, discuss. At Babble and DC theres 4 of them, 4 desperate sponges soaking up the UV/FL/Lowgoddest koolaid.

Anonymous said...

Ted's new BV - NBS as in No BS. I so love Ted. :)

Anonymous said...

So far JJ, PITNB, Perez, Popsugar, ONTD,People, One tree hill blog, HW Health posted the biking pics, The Jake blogs: OMG, IHJ, WDW, DC posted, if i missed any please add.

Missing so far:E (I think), TMZ, Dlisted, Ent Lawyer, Lainey, Socialite life,FCC etc. Surprised, especially with Dlisted. Maybe later, but the last biking pics in '07 (2 sets) there was more buzz. Maybe this was a test to see if anyone really cared anymore.

Anonymous said...

"yes, her new blog and general bad attitude. Every blog everywhere has posted these beautiful pics, regardless of how they feel about J&A. Jake looks happy and healthy."

Yeah but I am rather afraid to see he is equally happy and healthy with O' RUSSEL lol!!!

The guy is a real freak.
At least seeing how happy they seem, maybe it's a sign we are going to have some "Naild" news soon.

Anonymous said...

The babblers have obviously been making the rounds. After noting us making fun of their silence, all of a sudden they're going on and on about Jake and his friend Austin. Someone who posts under the name Extra also nicked some comments/information off of OMG.

Anonymous said...

Sites don't always have access to the same photos as other sites. In the case of someone like DListed, maybe he's afraid if he makes a big deal out of it we won't get any more pictures.

Anonymous said...

2:18, no, about the Babblers posting. Last post was 11:52 am Eastern US time almost 3 hours ago. Just a few maybe 4 posts say about Jake looking good, he's with his friend, thats all. No pics posted, no new post not even with Jake hugging DOR. I think Babblers aren't really there for Jake. They're there for promoting straightness and worshiping Reese. If Jake came out tomorrow do you really think Babblers would applaud and support him? I think not.

Anonymous said...

Dlisted doesn't strike me as a site that cares if it doesn't get more Jake pics. He seems to be obsessed with Anderson Cooper.

I would love to celebrate with others, but something just doesn't strike me right about this. You would think Ted C., of all people, would have made a note of this, but so far, nothing.

Who called the paps and why? Almost two years have gone by and suddenly we get pictures of the two of them.

I just don't believe that Jake is suddenly asserting himself.

What strategy is this and why is Austin now okay with being papped?

Anonymous said...

I think Austin was always okay with being papped, it's Jake that's changed. Maybe the bearding contract has lapsed and/or been changed.

Anonymous said...

I guess we'll find out the why and wherefore of Austin/Jake pix.

But they are good to see, no matter what the angle - and Im sure there is one.

Yes Babblers are Reese freaks. It's totally about her, not Jake.

Anonymous said...

Didn't Reeking start in March 2007? Maybe the 2 year contract is up.

Anonymous said...

^^That's what bothers me the most - Jake shouldn't be cast in another star's shadow.

Anonymous said...

(1 pic of Jake alone, no mention of Austin)


Riding Jake Gyllenhaal

Wearing protection and spandex, Jake Gyllenhaal got his cardio on and went for a Reese Witherspoon-free bike ride in L.A. on Thursday.

Just looking at the 28-year-old stud will help you reach your target heart rate.

Anonymous said...

"TMZ said...."

Say what you want but this is suspicious.....Usually this would be a field day for them..????

Anonymous said...

TMZ went the People route except People mentioned friend. Popsugar has the whole set posted but only one or 2 comments so far.

IMO this was a photo op to show that they are just friends and it's no big deal them riding their bikes. It has succeeded because there is no buzz at all, not like last time. The only buzz is on SOME Jake sites and the sites that I mentioned earlier.

TMZ response is more proof that it was a photo op, they could have chosen to ignore them or post the whole set.

Anonymous said...

TMZ response is more proof that it was a photo op, they could have chosen to ignore them or post the whole set.

Huh? How TMZ choice to post onlz picture of Jake and not mention Austin proves it was a photo op?

Anonymous said...

Huh? How TMZ choice to post only picture of Jake and not mention Austin/friend proves it was a photo op?

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