Wednesday, 4 March 2009

Musicals and the Gay Gene


March 18, 2003

Arguments about whether there's a "gay gene" have roiled scholars for years. But as Oscar night approaches, I'm going out on a limb to declare that while we may never stop arguing about that, we can be sure of one thing: There's a Broadway musical gene, and gay men have it. Solid proof is on movie screens all over America.

Chicago, the most sizzling movie musical since Cabaret, is single-handedly reviving what was until recently considered a moribund art form. And no surprise to me, it was created in almost every sense by gays: namely, its writer, producers, and brilliant director. Pure coincidence? Puhl-e-e-eze. Chicago is just the latest bit of scientific evidence that while the homosexual hypothalamus may not necessarily determine sexual orientation, it sure knows how to tap its toes.

It's funny about gay men and musicals. Sure, the theater queen stereotype may be a bit overblown. But when you count up the sheer number of Cole Porters and Michael Bennetts, Stephen Sondheims and Noel Cowards, Jerome Robbinses, Jerry Hermans, Leonard Bernsteins, and Tommy Tunes, you have to admit that a velvet mafia has always had Broadway in its pocket.

And what's true onstage is just as true out there in the audience. Starting in junior high, boys blessed with the Broadway gene reflexively shun the gridiron to embrace Gypsy. And what happens? They're almost automatically pegged as gays-in-training. (I know--I was one.)

As we grow older, the gene manifests itself in strange and eerie ways. For decades phrases like "friend of Dorothy" were pillars of the secret code of the closet. Today's repository of this genetic lore isn't so much the Broadway stage as the big city piano bar--as gay an institution as the leather bar. There you'll find theater queens, driven by an impulse Freud never addressed, sitting around singing obscure songs from shows that closed out of town--and somehow knowing every word!

So Foucaultians can whistle against the wind. Homosexuality and hoofing go together like ... well, like song and dance.

Need more proof? Consider this. For the past couple of decades the musical was considered a dying art form. Rock overthrew Broadway show tunes as America's most popular music, and audiences supposedly didn't buy actors spontaneously bursting into song. Maybe. But it's just as possible that musicals declined because the vital gay link had been damaged.

AIDS swept away many of Broadway's leading gay lights, like Michael Bennett--people we needed to keep the genre going. And gay lib itself may have thrown a wrench into the genetic works. After all, an intense biological attraction to Ethel Merman and clever lyrics used to create the kind of bond for gays that sports do for many straights. Once we were liberated, our genes went all wooky, confused by a culture that produced disco, the gym, and the circuit. Cut off from what we knew best, gay men were cast adrift.

But biology is destiny, and the sudden success of a movie musical put together by a top gay team has profound clinical implications. The fact that writer Bill Condon, producers Craig Zadan and Neil Meron, and director Rob Marshall were able to cook up such a stunning reinvention validates musical essentialism and refutes any constructionist blather that they just "happen" to be gay.

After all, Chicago's gay creators report that they didn't fall in love with musicals because of gay culture or gay oppression, and they certainly weren't "recruited." They "always knew" they loved musicals. Rob Marshall reports that he "knew" when he was 4; Craig Zadan when he was 8. Sound familiar?

This, people, is the mysterious gay musical gene at work. Its fruits are now up on the screen to razzle-dazzle the clueless masses.

So on Oscar night I'll tip my hat to other gay-related films, like The Hours. But I'll be rooting for Chicago. Not just for what it is but what it represents. As Tevye says in Fiddler: Tradition! In this case, a major gay biological tradition, battered and bruised but still all-singing, all-dancing, and all-dreaming, despite changing tastes and the circuit and all that jazz.

Source: The Advocate, article by Gabriel Rotello

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Anonymous said...

Have you guys ever heard of pheromones? The best thing is the way my guy's face smells when I'm kissin' him. I imagine E&J loved each other's scent - I love that pic, and every pic, of them in that film. :)

Anonymous said...

I was speaking as a female. Don't blow a gasket!

^^ Do you mean a wanna be female?
That's called Shemale, or as some call it, She-mal-e'!

Anonymous said...

10:27, how does that comment have anything to do with Jake? Sounds like you are the one obsessed, with your knee-jerk reaction. And possibly phobic as well, because you have no idea of the genders.

Anonymous said...

I think it's official - 10:27 is a babbling homophobe. Quite a strong reaction to an innocent statement, eh?

Anonymous said...

10.27 is always telling everyone to take the Jake pictures off the wall. WTF??

Anonymous said...

I guess 10:27 wants an enema ;)

Anonymous said...

Funny comment on Huffington about Reese's chin. Someone called it a third elbow. Bwhahahahahahaaaa

Anonymous said...

Gyllenbabble is ignoring the "He's FABULOUS!" quote. Instead they keep commenting how they love Jake's smile. LOL

Anonymous said...

The fact that Reese says she doesn't shower every day is just more evidence that she and Jake never do the nasty. If they were fu--ing, they would need to shower daily. No surprises there.

Anonymous said...

Exactly 2:39. And if she and Jake were fucking they would be thinking up excuses to take showers 3x day so they could do it there, too.

Anonymous said...

Upset fanboys or slashies never sleep either.

Hello, this is OUR blog.


Ignore anyone who uses the word "slashie". No gay man is this fanatical and repetitive about Jake being gay unless:

a) they're being PAID to be upset
b) they're actually a straight fan-girl who follows the gossip around, posing as "distressed" gay on a mission to put people "right".

Besides, this troll is the only person who ever uses the word "slashies" and "Brokies". Same old same old. Bo-ring.

Probably Cuntara.

Ignore, ignore, ignore.

Anonymous said...

Ok, It's official. This (is) a Gay fanboy blog. Didn't really know, now I do. It's no wonder the harsh, mean upset attitudes towards Jake and every thing he does, and especially Reese even though you boys really hate her you travel around the net searching for interviews (interesting). Reese upset the apple cart. (took away the Jake fantasy) Are the Jake pictures still hanging over the beds? It's time to take them down, he won't mind, and you shouldn't either!

You shouldn't mind anyone saying anything then.

What's it to you what people think?

Shoo!

Anonymous said...

Gyllenbabble is ignoring the "He's FABULOUS!" quote.

Bad fans!

Anonymous said...

^ can't see why. For once Reese has spoken the truth, Jake is fabulous, in all senses of the word.

Anonymous said...

Gyllenbabble is ignoring the "He's FABULOUS!" quote.

That's because they've checked Urban Dictionary! LOL

3. fabulous - the gay (homosexual) mating call.

4. fabulous - the ultimate complient in the gay community.
Jay: Oh darn, my hair is going frizzy.
Bob: Darling, you look fabulous.

7. fabulous - of an incredible, astonishing, or exaggerated nature. Continulously overused by people trying to sound of a higher class and the homosexual population; to the point that the meaning is not as strong as it once was.
That dress looks fabulous, girlfriend.

8. fabulous - a euphemism for homosexual. used as such due to the overwhelming number of gay men that use the word regularly.
"Hey, I met the cutest guy today!" "Forget it, he's totally fabulous."

9. fabulous - term used in place of what would normally be the word "gay" to describe something repulsively camp, in order to not offend your non camp gay friends.

10. fabulous - the gayest word of all time. Gay-speak for "great", or so I've heard.
Gay: "Omagod I just saw the sweetest little pair of pink shoes!"
Gay2: "Fabulous!!"

Anonymous said...

(Gyllenbabble is ignoring the "He's FABULOUS!" quote. Instead they keep commenting how they love Jake's smile. LOL)

So What! Stay away from Gyllenbabble.. Or are you the WFT2 Troll over there?

Anonymous said...

Why should he/she stay away from GB and miss the giggles?

Anonymous said...

"but I love my bf's semen and it's smell, and he loves mine."

Quite a strong reaction to an innocent statement, eh?

^^this is an innocent statement?

Anonymous said...

Yes.

Anonymous said...

Why should he/she stay away from GB and miss the giggles?

because he / she or (Shim) is probably the main one complaining about all of the GB's over here being trolls while constantly bitching to them about what they talk about and how it's better, over here.
Pathetic. And this is the mind set of most posters here.

Anonymous said...

Are the Jake pictures still hanging over the beds?

Of course they are.

Anonymous said...

Pathetic. And this is the mind set of most posters here.

Reading GB shit isn't trolling.
Babblers posting shit on WFT2 and OMG is trolling.

Anonymous said...

"I really didn’t have any friends. And I had a baby. No one else who was 22 had a baby. I couldn’t go out."

I don't think she has many friends now, and that's not bitching.
One more reason why she's become reliant on Jake's company.

Anonymous said...

. "fabulous - of an incredible, astonishing, or exaggerated nature. Continulously overused by people trying to sound of a higher class "

I don't know why but from Reese I would choose this one LOL

Anonymous said...

Extraordinary, especially in being very large.

Very good; wonderful.

Of the nature of a fable; unhistorical.

(obsolete) Mythical or legendary; incredible

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fabulous

Anonymous said...

fabulous - a euphemism for homosexual. used as such due to the overwhelming number of gay men that use the word regularly.

Anonymous said...

Gyllenbabble is ignoring the "He's FABULOUS!" quote.

What?!? Those bitches don't think I'm fabulous?

Anonymous said...

"10. fabulous - the gayest word of all time. Gay-speak for "great", or so I've heard."


Reese is gay !

Anonymous said...

No, just dumb.

Anonymous said...

‘Milk’ Star to Be Published Writer

James Franco, the hot young actor who won an Indie Spirit Award a couple of weeks ago for his work in "Milk," is about to be a published writer.

Franco has sold a collection of short stories to the Scribner imprint of Simon & Schuster. His powerhouse agent, Richard Abate, of Endeavor, confirmed it yesterday.

This is great news for Franco, who’s enrolled in the graduate creative writing department at New York University and is also taking writing classes at Columbia. At age 30, he takes his writing career seriously, and has even turned down acting work to continue with his education.

Publishing also runs in the family. Franco’s mom, Betsy Franco, is a well known bestselling children’s book author.

It’s unknown how much Scribner’s paid, or when the book will be published. Franco still has this semester and at least all of next year to go in the writing programs. Certainly, the celebrity value of his name will help sell books. But Scribner is a quality imprint; they wouldn’t have taken the stories if they didn’t think they were good.

Franco is keeping his acting life literary, too. He’s just signed to play late poet Allen Ginsburg in Howl, a film about Ginsberg’s obscenity trial for the poem of the same name.

link

Anonymous said...

One of the GB owners posted parts of Reese's interview in the comments section and the fabulous comment is there, a few have commented.

Anonymous said...

Awww! Babblers do like gay Jake.

Anonymous said...

"because he / she or (Shim) is probably the main one complaining about all of the GB's over here being trolls while constantly bitching to them about what they talk about and how it's better, over here."



Uh, no. I go over there about once a week, read their crap and laugh. I don't post, don't preach. Don't have to. There's about 4 of them now and their censorship is so restricted theres hardly anything they can say except thanking UV and FL for the post and pics and how cute Reese and Jake are. They usually have snark about how "sad" Jake looks in pics, even tho they say they never visit Jake-hater sites, so how would they know what's being said. The Laker pics gave them orgasms, one kiss, BFD. Funny they never say anything about Reeke's obvious daily lack of chemistry. And get this, the Babbler font is extra large for seniors. I expect to see pill reminders and denture ads next time I visit.

Anonymous said...

"I really didn’t have any friends. And I had a baby. No one else who was 22 had a baby. I couldn’t go out."



^^ Reese didn't use birth control, didn't choose an abortion or adoption and she trapped a man into marriage. But now 10 years later, she plays the part of pitiful victim. Can anyone say narcissistic?

Anonymous said...

Page Six

SECRET OF CHRIS-RIHANNA PIX

HOW in the world did the paparazzi pack in Miami know where Chris Brown and Rihanna were hiding out? The two were staying at Sean Combs' gated estate on Star Island, where such celebrities as Jennifer Lopez, Gloria Estefan and Shaquille O'Neal hide from their fans. A source said, "Chris tipped off the photographers. He needs it to be out there that he and Rihanna are back together. His only chance for a career was if she got back together with him, and he wanted people to see them there." A rep for Brown said, "To my knowledge this is not true." Unfortunately for Brown, while he provided many photo ops - riding on jet skis, ogling women's bottoms and chatting up ladies - Rihanna stayed hidden inside the house. The couple was snapped together (again, mysteriously) Monday as they boarded a private jet to LA.

Anonymous said...

Doggone it Jake, I tell ya it's that damn Chris Brown who tips off the paps whenever I go to state parks, Ojai Farmers Market and pig farms!

Anonymous said...

California Supreme Court may reveal stance on Prop. 8 on Thursday

The California Supreme Court may reveal Thursday whether it intends to uphold Proposition 8, and if so, whether an estimated 18,000 same-sex marriages will remain valid, during a high-stakes televised session that has sparked plans for demonstrations throughout the state.

By now, the court already has drafted a decision on the case, with an author and at least three other justices willing to sign it. Oral arguments sometimes result in changes to the draft, but rarely do they change the majority position. The ruling is due in 90 days.

Chief Justice Ronald M. George, who wrote the historic May 15, 2008, decision that gave same-sex couples the right to marry, will be the one to watch during the hearing because he is often in the majority and usually writes the rulings in the most controversial cases. Most legal analysts expect that the court will garner enough votes to uphold existing marriages but not enough to overturn Proposition 8. The dissenters in May's 4-3 marriage ruling said the decision should be left to the voters.

One conservative constitutional scholar has said that the court could both affirm its historic May 15 ruling giving gays equality and uphold Proposition 8 by requiring the state to use a term other than "marriage" and apply it to all couples, gay and straight.

"The alternatives are for the court to accept Proposition 8 and authorize the people to rewrite the Constitution in a way that undermines a basic principle of equality," said Pepperdine law professor Douglas Kmiec. If the court overturns Proposition 8, "that is the short course toward impeachment."
...
The hearing is scheduled to be shown live from 9 a.m. to noon Thursday on the California Channel, available to cable customers. The hearing also will be streamed live on www.calchannel.com .

LA Times

Anonymous said...

Substitute the faces and you get Reeke.

Anonymous said...

I'm so much hotter! *mmm, Hayden did taste good*

Anonymous said...

Shut up bitches. Know your place, walk behind us and STFU.

Anonymous said...

Isn't my scarf fabulous?

Anonymous said...

Hayden, darling, feel free to call me - you could use a few fashion pointers and I'll give it to you gladly.

Anonymous said...

"They’re so excited. They’re a great couple. Rachel seems thrilled beyond belief."

LMAO more like an old married couple who never touch and can't stand each other. Just like Reeke, there for the photo op.

Anonymous said...

Gyllenspoon Hot on Brangelina’s Heels

The always-thinking, supersweet Reese Witherspoon was of course on AP Radio the other day and got sidetracked. The usually hush-hush gal did offer up her opinion on something else other than what pertains to the interview topic at hand, like the unfortunately hot issue of domestic abuse, along with Rihanna and Chris Brown.

"When you think [how] one in three women are victims, that's pretty much everyone we know," quipped Reese, rather seriously emphasizing how domestic abuse can affect all people in life. When pressed further, she said she has no "personal experience" with Chris and Rihanna's situation, so she couldn't comment on them specifically.

Where was Reese's main man (her PR gal, that is) to jump in? Could R have been eager to briefly touch on this taboo topic instead of a more touchy, roundabout one? Her unusually chatty quotes smell more like a brilliant ploy to divert other personal questions, like if the Oscar winner really is expecting...to marry Jake Gyllenhaal soon?

Like we've said before, Reese is crafty, and her meticulous publicity plans are starting to outshine those of Angelina's. If Reese offered up any of these random quotes you better believe it's to hide something else. But is Jake as gullible as Brad? Hell no. That's why this power couple is going straight to the top fast. Watch out.

The Awful Truth

Anonymous said...

But Jake darling, what can happen when we both have our legs up in the air?

Anonymous said...

Jake, you should stop thinking about sex for 2 seconds and read news about Franco.

Anonymous said...

Oh it will take me more than 2 seconds to suck off Franco!

Anonymous said...

Wait, what?

Anonymous said...

I don't get Ted's latest. WTF does talking about Rhianna/Chris in Reese's Avon domestic violence PR necklace tour have to do with Jake and Reeke being a power couple? If anything Reeke is going to the top to, is the garbage heap.

Anonymous said...

"Reese offered up any of these random quotes you better believe it's to hide something else."

Yeah right, Ted. Reese chats about Avon and DV and Chris Brown and you think it means Reeke is getting married.

Anonymous said...

Where did Ted hint that Reeke could marry?

Anonymous said...

But is Jake as gullible as Brad? Hell no. That's why this power couple is going straight to the top fast.

What?

Anonymous said...

...Reese's main man (her PR gal, that is)...

Anonymous said...

"That's why this power couple is going straight to the top fast. Watch out."

Huh?????????????

Anonymous said...

To the top of the has-been heap.

Anonymous said...

I think Ted means they are going to the top of the list of "couples" faking an image. Ted is always saying that Brangelina are his number one fakers. but now Reese's PR methods are outshining Angelina's so they could be the number 1 phony couple on Ted's list.

Anonymous said...

Ted is sarcastic. Reeke a power couple?! Bwhahahaaaa

Anonymous said...

What will be interesting is if/how the Babblers jump on Ted's prediction of Reeke being a power couple (not knowing he's being sarcastic). Because Babblers say they don't read Ted, can't stand him.

Anonymous said...

Whoa! Ted says that Reese is ruthless in the pursuit of her career, only talked about C&R to take the focus off any other questions, and Jake is smart enough to go along with her for his and their careers. They want to be a power couple, but are miles behind Brad and Angelina, IMO. Say what you want about Angie, she and Brad adopted 2 kids which is a wonderful thing. He called Jake a PR gal. If that isn't an indictment of faux, I don't know what is.

Anonymous said...

3 kids, sorry

Anonymous said...

Using the word "quipped" when talking about domestic abuse strikes me as rather flippant, is Ted implying Reese isn't taking it seriously, but that's just me. I'm very sad for Rihanna, but only she can make the decision for herself what to do.

Anonymous said...

Ted's being sarcastic, but he's also making a serious observation/prediction.

However many other well known actor/actor pairings are there (where both people are active actors)? I can think of TomKat. I am asking this as a serious question.

If there's aren't that many, that aspect alone of the pairing will help put Reese and Jake in the same company as Brad and Angelina.


Just a thought. Do you think Ted may have realized that his recent shot at Jake may have backfired?

Anonymous said...

"Brangelina is considered the top power couple, and Ted is just noting that Reese and Jake could replace them in that position - both in Hollywood and the public's perception."

Oh please! People outside of his fans don't even know who Jake is. Neither has a good project. Haven't had for how many years? nothing in the future and they are to take over from Brad and Angelina who were both Oscar nominated this year?

What's the matter Ted? Reeke PR get to you after the Jake/gay/musical post you did?!

Anonymous said...

They are far from a power couple right now - but if they decide to get married? Ted's saying it's a long shot, but they'd be willing to do whatever it takes. I don't know what the public's perception is, but mine is Bleech!

Anonymous said...

Reeks have been all over the tabloids now for more than a year. Has it got them good projects? NO. The general public are only interested in good movies and actors who are successful. Just because mediocre Reeke gets married it's not going to be a huge publicity stunt. People are already fed up with the marriage rumors. If they marry it will be a case of desperate Reese marries her gay boy. LOL!

Anonymous said...

How anyone can compare Angelina and Brad to those two unemployed losers is beyond me!

Anonymous said...

Not very interesting fauxmance couple would be even less interesting if married - no more guessing PR games about buying rings and houses in London.

Anonymous said...

And no more ambiguity for Jakey! Reeke will never marry. I wish they would, they deserve each other.

Anonymous said...

Interesting he chose the VF pic where she does looke preggers.

To babblers she constantly look preggers since Rome, Oct 2007 (grey dress). LOL

Anonymous said...

Always suspected Reese was an alien that must be why the pregnancy is like uh, two years, may be more?!

Anonymous said...

What will be interesting is if/how the Babblers jump on Ted's prediction of Reeke being a power couple (not knowing he's being sarcastic). Because Babblers say they don't read Ted, can't stand him.

Babblers can't use Ted for the "power couple" argument - if Ted is right then Jake is gay too.

Anonymous said...

There was a lot of buzz about how Reese looked pregnant in that dress at the oscars

No, there wasn't, only fangirls mentioned it. Everyone else was making fun of Reese's dress and makeup.

Anonymous said...

Always suspected Reese was an alien that must be why the pregnancy is like uh, two years, may be more?!




^^Maybe she is pregnant with a baby elephant

awww,how cute would that be? :)

Anonymous said...

Are you crazy? have some pity for the baby elephant!

Anonymous said...

I recall some talk that Ryan and Reese showed up at some awards ceremony, maybe even Oscars, with bruises on their faces as if they'd had a fight.

Anonymous said...

"Interesting he chose the VF pic where she does looke preggers."

I didn't notice that ! nasty Ted LOL

Anonymous said...

Reese has been “pregnant” since 2006! some examples:

June 2006

May 2006

May 2008

And this picture is really funny

beard

Anonymous said...

Bitch Back!

Dear Ted:
The link to the "academic paper" on Toothy Tile in the Bitch-Back column was very insightful. I know that everyone thinks they know who Toothy is, but I still think that it's possible that it's someone else who is flying "under the radar." Would you really make it that easy for us? Keep it up—I live for reading your column every morning!
—Angela

Dear Love of the Chase:
Many of our Blind Vice victims fly under the radar; you'd be so surprised

The Awful Truth

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG:

Interesting google trends results:

Reeke vs Brangelina 1

Reeke vs Brangelina 2

Jake vs. Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson

Anonymous said...

Reese Witherspoon, who presented the best director gong, did nothing to dispel pregnancy rumours, wearing a beautiful, but loose-fitting navy gown.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25097444-5012974,00.html

http://us.allscoop.net/People/has-reese-witherspoon-got-something-to-hide/

Anonymous said...

10:39 they showed up at a charity event and she had broken her foot (it had been broken for a while at that point) and he had fallen and had stiches over his eye. It was assumed to be a coincidence. Do you think she kicked him in the head? Is that what you're trying to imply?

Anonymous said...

wearing a beautiful, but loose-fitting navy gown

LMAO!
Reese's PR paid for that article.

Anonymous said...

Interesting he chose the VF pic where she does looke preggers.

LOL, she doesn't. Did you even see the picture?

Anonymous said...

"Do you think she kicked him in the head? Is that what you're trying to imply?"

:D :D

Anonymous said...

SM BI

This C list actress with a name that really stands out has generally made good movies. She gets many more offers than she actually accepts. She could easily be an upper B list actress if she wanted to but she enjoys her private life too much to change anything except for the perfect role. Our actress in fact, makes substantially more money as a result of her private life than she probably ever would amass as an actress despite the always rave reviews of her acting talent. She he has been in this space before for her, how shall I say this, her willingness to provide an experience to certain other members of the film community.

Now, she has added to her stable a woman who has been seen countless times over the past few weeks with this Academy Award nominated A list movie actor who must enjoy being treated like crap because that is exactly what this woman specializes in for her male clients. Of course our C list actress arranges the meetings and thus also gets a significant percentage of the fee. [CDaN]

Anonymous said...

wearing a beautiful, but loose-fitting navy gown

^^ She wears baggy clothes because she just doesn't have the body for tight siren style dresses,she would look like a stuffed meat roll (ewww..)

Airbrush can be use only in photographs so, give it a rest she is not with child, she just like cookies and booze too much
(not that there is something wrong with that,of course)

Anonymous said...

Personally, i hope reeke will never end.I like this site too much.
What i supposed to do while i am in the office then? Will i have to actually work??!!
:((((

Anonymous said...

Reese has been wearing loose fitting outfits for the last 2 years. Hides that saggy belly of hers. I think Ted is being sarcastic. On the surface, looks complimentary, but to those that know him,its pure snark.

Anonymous said...

Huh 11:27 AM?! You wouldn't prefer to discuss Jake and the rest of the gay world?

Anonymous said...

fabulous - a euphemism for homosexual. used as such due to the overwhelming number of gay men that use the word regularly.

^^ This is part of the problem!
Most feminine "Gay" men use the word fabulous that way. Others don't get excited over this word. Some gay / bi men ARE watching sports. So stereotypical of posters here to put all gay people in a box.

Anonymous said...

So stereotypical of posters here to put all gay people in a box.

Who did that? Which post?

Anonymous said...

IHJ gallery

March 4 - Jake Leaving A Medical Center In Beverly Hills

Anonymous said...

So stereotypical of 11:42 poster to get all up in arms and not have any sense of humor or realize the "Fabulous" Urban dictionary def was in response to Reese calling Jake it. Give your militancy a rest.

Anonymous said...

Posted on OMG

June 11, 2007

Q & A

Austin Nichols

He surfs. He smolders. And, yes, he makes miracles. Meet the star of HBO's new John from Cincinnati

Lamenting Sunday nights without The Sopranos? Austin Nichols, 27, just might save the day with his new "surf-noir" series John from Cincinnati (costarring Luke Perry). The Austin, Texas-bred actor cast his spell on PEOPLE writer Lisa Ingrassia.

How would you describe your character on the new show?
People have called him a Christ figure. Or an autistic savant. I'm not supposed to say.

Did you learn to surf for the role?
I had three months to train. I started surfing at night. With no people in the water you learn six times as fast.

You also had a leg up when it came to this role.
Water sports are in my blood. My uncle is in the Michigan Water Ski Hall of Fame. I started water skiing competitively when I was 2.

Are you named after your hometown?
Ever drink Wild Turkey? It says Austin Nichols Wild Turkey on the label. [Laughing] My dad joked he was hitting the bottle when I was born.

You resemble a young Luke Perry with that hair.
I started creating John's look before Luke was cast. He came on, and I was like, "Oh my god, my hair looks like Dylan McKay's [Perry's 90210 character]."

Tell us something we don't know about Jake Gyllenhaal, your costar in The Day After Tomorrow. We heard you became BFFs while filming.
He makes really smart choices. He knows what works for him. And the kid can sing! He was in a band when he was younger.

People magazine

Anonymous said...

:)

Anonymous said...

Night fever, night fever
We know how to do it
Gimme that night fever, night fever
We know how to show it

Anonymous said...

Most feminine "Gay" men use the word fabulous that way. Others don't get excited over this word. Some gay / bi men ARE watching sports. So stereotypical of posters here to put all gay people in a box.

Are you a feminine or a masculine gay?

Anonymous said...

WATCH LIVE: California Supreme Court hears gay-marriage case

Anonymous said...

what kind of goo does Jake have on his hair?

Anonymous said...

There's Something About Mary kind.
(*sorry Jake, couldn't resist*)

Anonymous said...

Posted on Ted's site:

btw one of the IHJ blog owners left, got bored, is taking a hiatus. She said she got "sick of looking at Jake's face." LOL

Anonymous said...

LOL indeed. I luv the lil fucker, but he's tryng my patience.

Is he trying to bore us to death?

for what purpose?

Anonymous said...

"I think Ted is being sarcastic. On the surface, looks complimentary, but to those that know him,its pure snark."

yeah surely but I wonder why he put the wedding thing!

Anonymous said...

Because Reeke PR / gossip is all about engagement rings and pregnancies.

Anonymous said...

Does the poster who suggested a suicide watch mean that we must be prepared to watch while Jake takes the plunge? :D

Anonymous said...

Chris F is a little pumped up for me. I like his kid brother, though.

Anonymous said...

Dear Jake, We know and understand why you would want to kill yourself if you marry Reese but please don't. It would make Reese the grieving widow, and we all know she would play that role to the hilt. She would be insufferable. So Jake darling, if you go, we all go.

Anonymous said...

"So Jake darling, if you go, we all go."


speak for yourself, i'll be around on the net mocking of reese's crocodile tears

Anonymous said...

I personally see Jake's possible suicide as being a suicide of the soul, not of the so-called person.

And what happens, in my experience, is everybody gets really mad at you and disgusted.

Upon the suicide of a member of my own community, people sat around and said horrible things about this woman.

Also a co-worker jumped off a tall building in NYC and we all were totally appalled by this man expecting others to clean up tje sidewalk after his jump. Previously, we really liked this guy.

Jakey, don't make us even more mad at you.

Anonymous said...

I can already see Laura Reese's photoshoped face on Elle :

- "Jake's suicide was so humiliating..."

Grrr....it's always ME,ME,ME & ME with this bitch, even after the guy killed himself off


oh,right.it didn't happen yet

Anonymous said...

Fuck, don't make me laugh about something like that!

Anonymous said...

"I really didn’t have any friends. And I was a widow. No one else who was 33 was a widow. I couldn’t go out."

Anonymous said...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,

* Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
* Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
* Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
* Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
* Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.

“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

Anonymous said...

No thanks 3:57. Reading a babbler post once is enough. I love that we took your snark and turned it against Reese. LOL

Anonymous said...

Bottom love

Anonymous said...

4:02, I am not a babbler. You are making point.

Anonymous said...

A question for those who visit other Jake sites and pay attention to trolls/babblers.

I thought that waiting4godot, a poster at Ted's site, is Jeff/Jack troll.

Anyone else thought so?


waiting4godot Tue, Mar 3, 2009, 7:46 PM
itsjeke, where in the **** have u been? i've been searching every blog post liikin' for ya but admit i don't come to the site very much anymore. bibby has gotten so lame is pitiful. btw, not much a fan anymore either but i'd still go to bed with him! ** one more thing, these idiots are finally realizing what you and i have known for years!!! xoxoxox to u...

waiting4godot Tue, Mar 3, 2009, 7:48 PM
addendum to #20: when i said i wasn't a fan of his much anymore, i meant jake not bibby!!!

itsjake Tue, Mar 3, 2009, 9:15 PM
W4G, I'd never abandon you. Bésame Mucho and I'll mucho your besa in return. The lameness has been a disincentive for me as well. As far as Jake is concerned, I think we both know that nothing's as cold as ashes after the fire has gone.

itsjake Wed, Mar 4, 2009, 9:03 AM
Dearest oh dearest of them all, W4G: What shall we do with these goobers who keep saying it isn't true, that Jake is NOT Toothy, that Jake and Reese are in big, deep love? Oh I do get weary. Are they plants from Jake's PR team? Fan girls? Ijits? What think you?

waiting4godot Wed, Mar 4, 2009, 8:41 PM
#31, Jake G, as itsjake would say, "nothing's as cold as ashes after the fire has gone" and your beard has sure quashed the fire we once shared. now u only come around when you want to be pleasured and i've gotten tired of being your "obscure object of desire". as aretha franklin once pronounced, gimme some r-e-s-p-e-c-t. i am not just another handsome piece of meat to be used as a mere plaything. i've got wit, wisdom, intelligence, charm and personality enuf to spare * qualities you continue to overlook in favor of the ecstasy that only i can provide you (who else but me would let you come to bed wearing only a cowboy hat and boots with spurs?). and how dare you speak of love! the only thing you know about love is how to live w/o it. oh, now go, walk out the door, just turn around now cause you ain't welcome anymore, weren't you the one who tried to break me w/desire, thought i crumble, thought i'd lay down and die * oh, but no, not i * i will survive!!!

waiting4godot Wed, Mar 4, 2009, 8:45 PM
and, btw lil jake, i'm with itsjake now...such superiority that is way beyond your grassp!

waiting4godot Wed, Mar 4, 2009, 8:55 PM
itsjake, you rock! as they used to say, u da f u c k i n' bomb! i was imprisoned by the power of gold, with one honest touch u set me free. so let the world stop turnin', let the sun stop burnin' for the only dream that mattered has come true, in this life i am loved by you.

waiting4godot Wed, Mar 4, 2009, 9:01 PM
and itsjake, as for the goobers, don't worry, they will be victims of their own ignorance.

Awful Truth

Anonymous said...

^ ^ ^

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Anonymous said...

Boring yeah
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous said...

What!? waiting4godot troll decided to join JiG crowd and you aren't impressed ?!?

Anonymous said...

No !! Tonight it's Ian show, not to be missed!

Ok zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous said...

WhoTF cares what trolls do?

Anonymous said...

I do. Is waiting4godot = Jeff/Jack troll?

Anonymous said...

To literate to be him. Although I think he has used that name. This one is a little too theatrical. I'd vote that he's defamer tho. ;)

Anonymous said...

Tonight it's Ian show, not to be missed!

God, you are lazy! I bet you didn't pick up all the dirty clothes from the floor :)

IanUnderCover.com

Important Note: TV Show Rescheduled for Tonight (Thurs) 8PM EST, 1AM GMT. Be There!

IUC

Anonymous said...

To literate to be him. Although I think he has used that name.

Is Jeff/Jack still trolling around?

Anonymous said...

Take a look at the comments from today and see if you can spot him. ;)

Anonymous said...

Did someone say "martyrs"?

Anonymous said...

If I get to be a martyr can my fabulous fictional pregnancy be part of it too?

Anonymous said...

Take a look at the comments from today and see if you can spot him. ;)

Thanks. Today's defamer sounds exactly like waiting4godot from few weeks ago, I must admit I'm confused.

Anonymous said...

New Jake and Austin biking pics!!!!


Jake Gyllenhaal Slips Into His Spandex Gear Once Again

He rides again

Jake Gyllenhaal ditched his ladylove Reese Witherspoon to hook-up with his BFF Austin Nichols to venture out for a relaxing bike ride together in the posh neighborhood of Brentwood, CA yesterday afternoon. Donning his fave pair of spandex riding shorts and his matching top, Jakey poo looked happy as can be to be out and bout with his good buddy Austin:

See, while I cannot really accept Jake coupled up with Reese, I really have no problem seeing him out with his bromantic buddy Austin Nichols. They make a great pair … of friends … I think. While these spandex outfits would prolly look hideous on so many other folks, I think Jake and Austin (Jaustin?) know how to rock the look right. Here’s hoping that this bike-riding excursion is the first in a series of other outdoor activities that these two gents might enjoy together in the future.

Pink is the New Blog

Anonymous said...

Pink is the new blog has new Jake and Austin biking pictures!

Anonymous said...

March 5 - Bike Riding With Austin Nichols In Brentwood

IHJ

Anonymous said...

What is going on?

Anonymous said...

Fabulous!

Anonymous said...

Mary!

Austin!

Anonymous said...

Now we know why Jake looks so good lately :)

Anonymous said...

I do agree that all of the attempts to "find the missing Austin" is rather silly. But people need to create something to cling to.

When were the last pictures of Jake and Austin taken? Was it May of 2007?

And it's now March 2009.

Posted on March 03, 2009 12:04 PM

Anonymous said...

I do agree that all of the attempts to "find the missing Austin" is rather silly. But people need to create something to cling to.

The voice of arrogance finds its way over to WFT2 as per usual, clearly finding nothing to fret about.

Florida Tom said...

How sweet is this everyone. How sweet.

Anonymous said...

Reese is in the pic carrying coffee, looks like she's aged since seeing Jake and Austin together again.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Don't make fun of innocent bystanders :)

Anonymous said...

Sorry! But it is fun.. LOL

Anonymous said...

I don't know if I can forgive and forget. I'll think about it and let you know :)

Anonymous said...

Just Jared has more pics:


Jake Gyllenhaal & Austin Nichols are Biking Buddies

Jake Gyllenhaal and his BFF Austin Nichols go bike-riding together on Thursday (March 5) in Brentwood, Calif.

Jake and Austin (both 28) have been biking together now for at least two years.

Austin last starred as older brother Ed Griffith in the Lifetime special Prayers for Bobby. Bobby, played by Ryan Kelley, is a young gay man who killed himself due to his mother’s and community’s religious intolerance.

15+ pictures inside of biking buddies Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols…

Just Jared

Anonymous said...

Did anyone call the paramedics for the Babblers? ;)

Anonymous said...

Oh, Anon. 6:30, just saw the pic, ROTFLMAO!

Anonymous said...

Babblers love Austin.

Anonymous said...

Jake and Austin (both 28) have been biking together now for at least two years.

Really?

Anonymous said...

6:47.. I thought that comment on just Jared was particularly funny too.

Anonymous said...

While I am a firm believer that Reeke is fake, I think that something has changed in Reele world. During and right after the holidays we are overloaded with Reeke pics. Then come end of Jan into Feb not so much Reeke, but we suddenly get, after almost 2 years, we get pics of Jake out by himself, with Maggie and now with Austin. We even had Jake on a trip to NYC without Reese hanging off his arm. Seems strange. No Reeke Valentines photo op, but talk of engagement and pregnancy. Wonder how come it's suddenly it's ok for Jake to be out alone of with family & friends when for 2 years he was so isolated and only with Reese. While I hate to even think it, I think Reeke will really go down the marriage and baby route. Their PR probably reasons that if Reeke is married, Jake can be out with anyone- after he's married so he's absolutely straight.

Anonymous said...

Everyone knows it doesn't work like that - Cruise and Travolta gay gossip didn't go away.

Anonymous said...

Before I get too excited, I am going to wait to see how this plays out.

For right now, I am inclined to think that Jake's pr must feel that they have accomplished their goal and its okay to be seen with Austin. I don't think Jake would risk the association otherwise.

I realize this is a day that alot of people have waited for, but someething feels off to me.

Does anyone know if this is a pap shot. If so, why do you suppose that Jake would risk it?


I just has another thought. Is is possible that he and Austin are actually just friends at this point, so it would be okay to be seen together because their is no more secret being kept hidden.

Anonymous said...

7:10PM I agree. Nothing is accidental with Reeke, these pics with Austin were OKed too I bet.

Anonymous said...

Reunited and it feels so good

Jake Gyllenhaal & Austin Nichols are Biking Buddies

ONTD

Anonymous said...

Or maybe Reeke are dating for real. At first he spent very much time with her, that's what you do when the relationship is new, then everything goes back to normal. Even if Jake and Austin were more than friends once, doesn't mean they can't stay platonic friends.

Anonymous said...

It won't stop them from doing it. Don't forget Jake, Reese and his Mo around Chrismas, Jake, Reese and friends incuding his old pal Matthew Katz who we haven't seen with Jake in ages. They are doing things a little different, even couples like Brangelina and Justin and Jake are together like they are.

Look for more official things like the VF party with a few coffee/shopping ops thrown in and them seen alone and occasionally with friends.

I think an engagement annoucement is coming soo, I may be wrong.

Look at Leo and Lucas, hey still openly hangout and travel together and is only seen with Bar occasionally.

One thing some may have not noticed: they were biking in Brentwood, it was a photo op: Lives in Brentwood with Reese and hangs with friends in Brentwood.

Anonymous said...

Reeke is fake, like it was fake for the last 2 years without Austin pictures.

Anonymous said...

Is is possible that he and Austin are actually just friends at this point, so it would be okay to be seen together because their is no more secret being kept hidden.

That doesn't make sense. Gay lover, ex or current, IS a secret to be kept hidden.

Anonymous said...

It could be me, but something doesn't seem right about this.

I can't imagine Reese going along with anything that could threaten the public relationship.

Why would Reese or pr go along with this, unless, perhaps, Jake and Austin are only friends now.

Anonymous said...

I meant Justin and Jessica! I'm glad i'm not the only one that smells PR approved.

Anonymous said...

Look at Leo and Lucas, hey still openly hangout and travel together and is only seen with Bar occasionally.

Good point.

Anonymous said...

"Is is possible that he and Austin are actually just friends at this point, so it would be okay to be seen together because their is no more secret being kept hidden."

Anything's possible. While I love the pics, I'm not reading too much into it. Jake is still bearding and I think these pics are a sign that Reeke will continue for a long time. They feel confident enough to let Jake start being seen with guys, even with rumored bf.

Anonymous said...

Reunited and it feels so good.

There's one perfect fit, and sugar, this one is it! :)

Anonymous said...

You can be friends even with your ex lovers.

Anonymous said...

"Lives in Brentwood with Reese and hangs with friends in Brentwood."

LOL Reeke does NOT live together.

Anonymous said...

Lawgoddess over at the DC forum has posted the pictures of Jake and Austn biking.

They must not be as afraid of Jake and Austin together as some people here have claimed.

Anonymous said...

Why would Reese or pr go along with this, unless, perhaps, Jake and Austin are only friends now.

For God's sake! What about Jake, he has no saying at all?

Anonymous said...

This certainly blows that carefully crafted PR campaign out of the water. These are obviously staged photos. So what's the reasoning behind it?

Anonymous said...

They must not be as afraid of Jake and Austin together as some people here have claimed.

Good choice. Ignoring pictures would make her look afraid.

Anonymous said...

^ I'm curious too.

Anonymous said...

So what's the reasoning behind it?

Jake wants his life back?

Anonymous said...

Reese calls Jake FABULOUS and 2 days later he's out in a pink shirt riding bikes with Austin and they have matching helmets and Jake looks happy and content. Looks more to me like Reese is finally getting the message.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't make sense. He needs to call the paps for that?

Anonymous said...

Looks more to me like Reese is finally getting the message.

Yeah, right.

Anonymous said...

Of course Jake has some say, but he needs Reese's goodwill. She's his cover, and she can kick him to the curb.

Why would she be okay with him being seen with the man who is rumored to be his boyfriend?

It's nice to see them together, but I am not ready to read more in to it yet. Too many question marks.

Am I one of the few who find this suspicious?

Anonymous said...

Jake wants his life back?

Don’t be naive. Jake's life belongs to Disney for the next few years.

Anonymous said...

He's trying to appease the gay Mary's.

Anonymous said...

Of course Jake has some say, but he needs Reese's goodwill. She's his cover, and she can kick him to the curb.

Jake can kick her to the curb too. Reese is getting a lot of media atention because of bearding.

Anonymous said...

Am I one of the few who find this suspicious?

no

Anonymous said...

Don’t be naive. Jake's life belongs to Disney for the next few years.

There are different ways to beard and Reese isn't the only beard in LA.

Anonymous said...

You can bet your ass Lawgoddesst and her Reese worshiper cronies will go on and on and on and on about how nice it is that Jake found something to do like biking with his FRIEND while the beloved love of his life Reese went out of town to do her Avon PR charity, taking her magic vagina with her and leaving poor heartbroken Jake with nothing to keep himself occupied with.

Anonymous said...

I don't see Jake wearing a pink shirt, what photos are you looking at?

That interview with Elle was most likely doen a few months ago, probably around Dec/Jan. You don't think their PR didn't know what was going to be in the interview? If she "got the message" we wouldn't have gotten the numerous photo ops since then including the VF party.

There is the websters definition of fabulous and the urban dictionary, you choose the latter.

These pics wee staged and in Brentwood, they want people to think he lives in Brentwood with Reese,it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that this was planned.

Of all places to ride, why there?

Anonymous said...

while these pics are great, they look as staged as the reeke ops. okay, boys. say, "cheese!"

i too am skeptical and wonder why now? it does sort of feel like a dangling the bait kind of tactic.

aww, that jakey g. he's a sneaky one!!!

Anonymous said...

If he is bearding, she got the message already fro day one.

Anonymous said...

Why would Austin participate in an arranged photo op?

Anonymous said...

Jake is bearding and Reese knew Jake is gay years before the showmance.

Anonymous said...

The black shirt has pink lining, see the collar flap? baby pink.

Anonymous said...

Why would Austin participate in an arranged photo op?

Because he likes being with Jake.

Anonymous said...

Austin could use a bit of good PR.

Anonymous said...

while these pics are great, they look as staged as the reeke ops. okay, boys. say, "cheese!"

i too am skeptical and wonder why now? it does sort of feel like a dangling the bait kind of tactic.

aww, that jakey g. he's a sneaky one!!!


ITA, I fell like we're being jerked around.

Anonymous said...

Hey guys, why don't you just enjoy a Jaustin moment and let's see what the 'hidden agenda' is when it comes.

btw.. trolly's hit just jared with the expected rubbish. didn't take (s)him to long did it.

Anonymous said...

Who else thinks Austin is the better looking fellow of the two?

Anonymous said...

Because he likes being with Jake.

Huh? He needs arranged photo ops to be with Jake? I doubt it.

Anonymous said...

I do wonder why the pics were taken in Brentwood but I dont feel that they were staged. The photos did not come from the usual reeke paps. Jake looks a little upset. You know the phone call he is making is to say Ah oh. We will see how it plays out.

Anonymous said...

fake.fake.fake.fake.fake.

is there anything real about jake? too much smoke and mirrors, and yet i can't stop watching this train wreck. i'll be here until the end.

Anonymous said...

7:46.. Austin improves everyday and is very cute, but I still think Jake (when in non-Reeke mode) is the better looking. Austin sounds more intelligent and interesting as a person though, mainly due to the fact that he's probably had more genuine life experiences than Jake.

Anonymous said...

Austin could use a bit of good PR.

Good PR? Since when are gay rumors good PR? I mean I wish they were, but for now celebs avoid them like plaque.

Anonymous said...

This photo op just proves to me that Austin is just as big of a fool as I've always taken for.

So now he's letting himself be used publically as well as privately.

I thought he was supposed to be a little bit better than Jake and Reese because he was not participating in this public charade.

What happened to his discretion?

Anonymous said...

Maybe Brentwood is a nice place to cycle around. I've no idea as I've never been west of the Hudson, but it looks like nice cycling roads.

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