December 19, 2008
One Gag Me With Cocaine Blind Vice
Toothy Tile, we hardly knew ya. Last week it was signed confidentiality agreements with your male paramours (other than your main man); this week it's far, far, far worse: pretend, horrible sex with a member of the opposite sex, in hopes that your studly reputation will somehow be fixed. Ain't gonnna work — here's why:
Repeat Blind Vice offender Toothy has a former fling running her (yes, her) mouth around town about a drug-infested hookup with Mr. Tile. Do tell, babes! Apparently, T.T. banged said blabber to try to prove to himself — or more importantly, the powers that be (managers, publicists, the public) that he isn't gay. See, the more chicks he hooks, the farther back in the closet he goes; just how his handlers want it.
Eh, not really the best plan, as Tooth's last female "lover," if you could call her that, has been yapping away about her evening with the now A-list famous type. But it wasn't exactly candles and cuddles like you'd think.
Try tons of coke. Toothy would make this lady blow lines all over his tight bod until he was “numb,” bitched the gal who did the blowing. [First version: Toothy would make this lady blow lines off his, umm, little Toothy Tile, until he was "numb," bitched the gal who did the blowing.] Then they could get down to business in what we're told were very "interesting" positions, i.e., painfully unnatural and not exactly enjoyable.
As disturbing as this news is, we must say we feel a bit sorry for our beloved Tooth (not to mention the used honey). This all took place, we're told, before Tile hooked up with his current beard, right when he was adamantly told not to come out, so it's no wonder he turned to drugs.
What's next? Meth with Morgan Mayhem? Pray not.
And It Ain't: All 3 Jonas Bros.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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Check out previous posts - Michael K's GG comments about Jake were posted here and his live blogging was discussed on OMG.
People magazine, January 30, 2008:
"The 27-year-old's somber mood is a sharp contrast to the happier times on the set of Brothers. During one intense early prison scene, Gyllenhaal jokingly reached into his pocket and took out a picture of his Brokeback beau to stick on the prison wall. "Like those prisoners put [loved ones] on the wall, but Jake's was Heath Ledger," one set source recalls. "That was hilarious. It was a nice moment."
The source adds, "When you think back on it now, it's touching."
"on screen Jake Gyllenhaal"
Why the qualificativ "on screen"?
That is, who was tutored:
1.the on screen character played by JG at 17 in October Sky?
2.the real JG at 17?
""Like those prisoners put [loved ones] on the wall, but Jake's was Heath Ledger," one set source recalls. "That was hilarious. It was a nice moment."
The source adds, "When you think back on it now, it's touching."
It's a typical Jake asshole moment, like the Riverdance on the Donnie Darko set. He kept playing the BBMt card for laughs. Finally got his ears clipped, I guess.
Jake and his gay math tutor omg a realbodice breaker, go for it, slasherinos.
:(
"He kept playing the BBMt card for laughs."
For laughs and attention.
Does Jake carry a pic of Heath in his pocket always or was that little act preplanned? If he carried a pic always then he must really like Heath, in which case would he use the pic for a joke like that?
So I'll assume it was preplanned.
Total asshole. How does he feel now? Heath gets a standing ovation & Jake gets what? An aging, fading beard?
It's a typical Jake asshole moment, like the Riverdance on the Donnie Darko set.
Geez, dancing and fooling around is assholish? Since when?
So I'll assume it was preplanned. Total asshole.
It was a joke. Why was it wrong?
The DD riverdance was a thank you to the crew - pretty wierd and self indulgent rather than gracious if you ask me.
"It was a joke. Why was it wrong?"
You've got a right to think it's funny, I guess. I hope you arent raising children, or anything serious.
Jake was bearding at the time of Brothers. Which means he thought that being gay was not exactly the best things to be. He also made it a point to be never seen with Heath or to say anything when Heath died because of the gay rumors and the BBM stories it might bring up.
But it's just ok for him to stick a pic of Heath who had nothing to do with Brothers to be his 'pretend' lover for the prison scenes? Just to make everyone laugh?! how sweet of him.
The DD riverdance was a thank you to the crew
No shit! After I saw him I was off riverdancing forever. He looked an uncoordinated idiot.
^ ^ ^
exactly. sick.
Just to make everyone laugh?!
Yes, people are able to joke about everything, including the worst and the best things in their life. Nothing wrong with that.
"exactly. sick."
whoops, not the riverdancing, although that was pretty sick, too.
my response was to the prison cell "joke"
Don't be obtuse 9.09
He looked an uncoordinated idiot.
Jake looked silly, had a good time and made people laugh. What did you expect, Imperial Russian Ballet?
"Yes, people are able to joke about everything, including the worst and the best things in their life. Nothing wrong with that."
you must be a barrel of laughs at a party.
Math tutors in movies?
Anthony Hopkins and Gwyneth. LoL.
Laura Dern.
9.12, yes I am actually :)
But I also have that little something called "integrity". Look it up.
9:16 PM
They were teachers and professors, not tutors. Jake was 17 so it couldn't be "Proof".
I wonder if "sweet Jake" was a myth?
"Like those prisoners put [loved ones] on the wall, but Jake's was Heath Ledger," one set source recalls. "That was hilarious. It was a nice moment."
That was sweet.
Too wierd, the obtuseness Creepy. Im going to bed. g'nite everybody!
Good night, sleep tight,
Don’t let the bedbugs bite.
He kept playing the BBMt card for laughs.
The most important movie in his career is a laughing matter for Jake?
The most important movie in an actor's career is their last movie, or the one they're working on currently.
I don't think Jake feels about BBM like most fans do.
Gyllenhaal grew up in an enviously glamorous and liberal milieu. Both his parents are filmmakers, and his sister Maggie is an actor. Growing up, the idea of same-sex love was never a big deal.
"The fact that I have two godfathers who are a gay couple and a lot of my friends came out when they were 15 or 16 probably helped it all seem not that foreign," he smiles.
"But I'm not naive. I'm totally aware that there are people out there who hate gays. The thing is, sexuality isn't about left or right, conservative or liberal. It affects everyone. A lot of people, no matter what their political stance, are dealing with this issue."
I don't think Jake feels about BBM like most fans do.
So what? The actors still did a great job and it's still a great movie. What the actors feel about it now I don't care.
Anne Hathaway used to praise BBM a lot, even after promotion was done. Now that she's successful with RGM, suddenly that's the best movie she stared in, that's what she said in an interview. It is how it is.
Anne's role in RGM IS her best role. She really didn't have much to do as Lureen, although it was her first adult role in a film, which was a classic. But Alma was really the meatier female.
"Gyllenhaal grew up in an enviously glamorous and liberal milieu. Both his parents are filmmakers, and his sister Maggie is an actor. Growing up, the idea of same-sex love was never a big deal."
Which means Jake is especially aware of the cost of being an out gay star in Hollywood. See Van Sant's recent comments -
And if he isnt willing to be aware, his family and handlers are.
He can't win, can he?
Warning: NSFW
The Informers - new trailer
Austin is NSFW :)
Sundance 2009 screenings
Thu. Jan 22 9:30 p.m. - INFOR22CN Eccles Theatre, Park City
Fri. Jan 23 8:30 a.m. - INFOR23LM Library Center Theatre, Park City
Sat. Jan 24 11:59 p.m. - INFOR24WL Tower Theatre, SLC
Page Six
MEDIA MASSACRE
THE past week brought another round of media pink slips. OK! magazine laid off at least a dozen employees, sources say. "Two reporters who were fired from People are getting OK! staffers' jobs," said an insider. A rep for OK! said, "This was more of restaffing," adding that only "five people were let go and nine were brought on." On Friday, Dan Klores Com munications let go eight staff ers. There were also job cuts at Star.
No wonder. The tabloids have been rehashing ancient news for a long time and the fact that they totally make up their features is becoming more and more evident. It's tough keeping up with blogs when you have practically nothing. No fresh gossip, no real interviews - just your imagination and pr payed bullshit to sell.
Tabloids must stay! What would people read in the waiting room at the dentist's office?
13 Films You Should Be Excited to See at Sundance 2009
If you are an adventurous indie film lover like myself, you might be in the final stages of preparation for a trek into the mountains of Utah. You might be packing away boots and thick socks, thermal underwear and your favorite hot tub attire. You just might have a plane ticket sitting on your counter marked for Salt Lake City, and a shuttle booked shortly after you land that will take you into the beautiful valley town of Park City. If this is you, then we are both prepping for a trip to the 2009 Sundance Film Festival, the biggest and brightest star on the American yearly festival calendar. And as you get set to make this journey, I’d be willing to bet that you’ve given very little thought to which films you’ll actually want to see once the festival starts on Thursday night.
Lucky for you, I’ve examined the entire festival film guide and have read through the endless pitch emails from countless publicists, all pitching me their movie, doing whatever possible to ensure that I carve out two hours of my trip to see and (hopefully) write about their film. It is both helpful and frustrating, the sheer volumes of information given to members of the press leading up to the fest. Personally I’ve watered down all of the information to a list of 37 films that I intend to see. I’ve gone even further for this article, pinpointing 13 films that I would recommend to all of you based on early word of mouth, pedigree of its cast/crew or just my own intuition. The latter of which is most dangerous, but often spot on.
Enough small talk. Lets get on with my list of the 13 Films You Should Be Excited to See at Sundance 2009:
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I Love You Phillip Morris
Premieres | Dir. Glenn Ficarra, John Requa | The buzz around this film, which is the one that will forever be known as the love story between a Texas policeman turned con artist (Jim Carrey) and his sensitive fellow prisonmate (Ewan McGregor), is red hot. As in big heaping pile of memorably controversial A-list actor kissing scenes hot. But I’ve got a feeling that there’s much more to it than that. This writer/director tandem (Ficarra and Requa) previously wrote the script for Bad Santa, which as you know was a much more clever movie than it ever received credit for. As well, early buzz has been that Ewan McGregor and Jim Carrey are perfect fits to play these two characters. They are said to have great, er, chemistry with one another.
The Informers
Premieres | Dir. Gregor Jordan | Who isn’t trying to find every new and upcoming project of Mickey Rourke’s since his “resurgence” over the past few months, right? From a novel and script by Bret Easton Ellis (American Psycho) and the director of Buffalo Soldiers, Informers is the story of movie executives, rock stars and other lowlifes in Hollywood in the early 1980s. It is said to be a gritty exposé of a culture where too much was never enough and a town where the morally bankrupt run the show. Well, at least it’s true to life. The cast is rounded out by Kim Bassinger, Billy Bob Thornton, Winona Ryder (who promises that she didn’t steal anything from the set) and Pineapple Express hottie Amber Heard. It goes without saying that based on cast, writer and director pedigree, The Informers might just be the one movie playing at this year’s fest that is not to be missed.
FSR
Answered Prayer: “Prayers For Bobby” is a Groundbreaking Gay TV Movie
It’s an admittedly gripping story: a conservative Christian woman refuses to accept her gay teenage son, hounding him to “change” to the point where he commits suicide. But then, overcome by the realization of what she has done, the woman educates herself, renounces her previous anti-gay beliefs, and becomes a crusader for GLBT youth and gay rights.
Perhaps it’s not surprising that the real-life story of Mary Griffith of Walnut Creek, California, has now become Prayers for Bobby, a TV movie starring Sigourney Weaver airing on Lifetime later this month.
And yet, as extraordinary as the story is, it was anything but an easy sell.
“Making movies is hard enough,” says Daniel Sladek, one of the film’s executive producers. “But when you have a movie about teen suicide, a woman questioning her faith, and gay rights, that’s a hot potato.”
The finished film is not your typical TV movie. Unlike most previous gay TV movies, the filmmakers don’t dance around the issues; they tackle religion head-on, making the explicit connection between anti-gay religious beliefs and the oppression of gay people. As the recent controversy over California’s Proposition 8 showed, religious beliefs are still the primary — maybe the only remaining — argument against same-sex equality. In the aftermath of that fight, the movie feels eerily contemporary despite being set in the 1970s...
...One great irony is that many more people will probably see Prayers for Bobby as a heavily-promoted Lifetime TV movie than might have seen it as a smaller feature. And yet, the filmmakers claim they didn’t have to make major compromises on either their vision or their message.
“Predominantly, it’s the original script, the original vision and original work we started with by [writer] Katie Ford, who has been with us from day one,” Sladek says. “There were a lot of people along the way who wanted us to change it, temper it, add melodrama. But the three of us, [Ford, Taaffe, and myself], we stuck to our guns.”
Indeed, the story is told with subtlety and sophistication, and the performances — especially Ryan Kelley as Bobby and Weaver, who will almost certainly be in the running for an Emmy — are excellent. It may be the best TV movie on gay issues ever, precisely because there is absolutely nothing cautious or watered down in its execution...
Full article: After Elton
It may be the best TV movie on gay issues ever, precisely because there is absolutely nothing cautious or watered down in its execution...
Sounds promissing :)
Injecting a Taste of the Flush and Flashy ’80s Into Sundance
LOS ANGELES — From a glass-walled penthouse above the Sunset Strip it is impossible not to observe that times have changed. Just down the street, the original Spago restaurant, that emblem of the flush 1980s, is an empty shell. And here in the penthouse offices of Senator Entertainment, Bret Easton Ellis, another symbol of those super-slick times, is sprawled in a soft chair, wearing decidedly unslick running shoes and sweats.
Mr. Ellis, now 44, was 21 when he chronicled this city’s high life in “Less Than Zero” (1985), his debut novel. Asked last week whether he missed any of it — the heat, the flash, the coke-blurred frenzy of Los Angeles past — he shuddered. “Oh, no,” he said, and appeared to mean it. “I don’t miss it at all.”
Still, Mr. Ellis and Senator are bringing a bit of that lost world to the Sundance Film Festival next week. On Jan. 22 they are planning a premiere screening of “The Informers,” directed by Gregor Jordan and based on Mr. Ellis’s collection of stories of the same title. Written during his college years, the stories describe the beautiful wreckage of lives in and around the expensive part of Los Angeles, about 1983.
The film has sex. “I think Amber Heard wears a dress once in the entire movie,” Mark Urman, Senator’s president of distribution, said. He was speaking of a young actress, last seen in “Pineapple Express,” who spends much of “The Informers” undressed, and in bed. The movie — “a guilty pleasure,” Mr. Urman calls it — also has drugs, alienation and enough glam-rock to set it apart from other work at this year’s festival, which begins on Thursday in Park City, Utah, and runs through Jan. 25.
The slate of festival films, both in and out of competition, promises to be heavy with environmental angst (as in “Dirt! The Movie,” a documentary about the destruction of the earth’s soil), rage against oppression (as with “Heart of Time,” a drama set against the Zapatista struggle in Chiapas, Mexico) and emotional engagement (in films like “The Greatest,” about a family and the loss of its teenage son).
“The Informers” — part morality tale, part voyeuristic time trip — has little or none of the above.
Geoffrey Gilmore, the festival’s director, predicts that not everyone at Sundance will like the movie. “If you want to take a shot at it, it’s a full target,” he said in a phone interview last week. Yet Mr. Gilmore said he was delighted to showcase the film as evidence that Sundance, in its 25th year, has not succumbed to the earnestness of which it is sometimes accused. “We’re a platform for the full range of aesthetics,” he said.
As it happens, Mr. Jordan’s last Sundance experience was also slightly off-center. In 2003 the festival screened his “Buffalo Soldiers,” about corrupt American soldiers. It had been sold earlier to Miramax Films, at the Toronto International Film Festival, in a heated bidding war on the eve of the Sept. 11 terror attacks. It was then kept on a shelf for fear that its subject matter was too controversial for the times, and resurrected at Sundance before a brief commercial release.
This time around, Mr. Jordan arrives with a cast that matches young actors like Ms. Heard and Lou Taylor Pucci (who is also in “Arlen Faber,” a comedy, at the festival) with more experienced players, including Mickey Rourke, Kim Basinger, Winona Ryder, Billy Bob Thornton, Chris Isaak and Brad Renfro, in his final role.
The actors knew a thing or two about fast times and damaged lives. “You’ve got to be worried when I’m the sanest person on the set,” Mr. Thornton, who counts a stormy marriage to Angelina Jolie among his past adventures, told Mr. Jordan during a first costume fitting. Mr. Renfro, who had been convicted of driving while intoxicated and attempted possession of heroin, was still under court supervision when he auditioned for his role in “The Informers”: an apartment concierge who cannot quite touch the glamorous lives around him.
“To see him fallen that far was a shock,” said Mr. Jordan, who years earlier had found Mr. Renfro — famous for his debut role as a child star in “The Client” — beyond his reach when assembling the cast of “Buffalo Soldiers.”
Mr. Rourke, Mr. Jordan said, took Mr. Renfro, with whom he had many scenes in the movie, under his wing. But about a month after shooting ended in Los Angeles and Uruguay, Mr. Renfro, then 25, was found dead of an overdose of heroin and morphine.
Mr. Ellis is credited with the script for “The Informers,” along with Nicholas Jarecki, brother of the filmmakers Andrew Jarecki (“Capturing the Friedmans”) and Eugene Jarecki (“Why We Fight”). (Mr. Ellis had written other scripts based on his books, but none were ultimately used, he said.) In Mr. Ellis’s account, Mr. Jarecki first conceived the idea of carving a movie from “The Informers,” a book of interlocking stories that was largely written in the early 1980s, but first published in 1994. The two eventually wrote a screenplay of 150 pages — much too long, by Hollywood standards — that included among its subplots a tale about vampires who appear, in the stories, to be quite real.
Marco Weber, president of Senator Entertainment and a producer whose credits include “The Thirteenth Floor” and “Igby Goes Down,” adopted the project, but urged Mr. Jarecki — who wanted to direct — to let it go to the more experienced Mr. Jordan.
The vampires were dropped. The resulting film, set to be the first release from Senator, next April, now centers on a pair of fractured families, of the sort that once met for dinner at Spago.
It also takes side trips into the lives of a television newscaster, played by Ms. Ryder, and a particularly reprehensible character played by Mr. Rourke in his last role before starring in “The Wrestler,” a picture that has unexpectedly pushed him toward the front of this year’s Oscar race.
In all, it is strong stuff.
“I know it will be polarizing, it isn’t for everyone,” Mr. Weber said during a joint interview with Mr. Jordan and Mr. Ellis in Senator’s penthouse offices along Sunset Boulevard. Mr. Ellis, for his part, said he was glad to be headed toward Sundance with some on-screen sex, drugs and anomie — if only to break the festival’s current mold. “When people tell you something’s ‘a real Sundance movie,’ that’s more negative than a compliment,” he said.
NY Times
GG BI
"Which Golden Globes nominee bad-mouthed the winner in their category? This actor was very gracious before the awards, publicly complimenting the others in their category. But when they had too much to drink at an after-party, their true feelings came out. They complained a little too loudly that if the award was given on the basis of true talent rather than politics, that he/she would have most certainly been declared the winner." [Blind Gossip]
With the reporters lurking around the GG there is no ability to control what they ask. In an interview for a magazine or other such arranged sit-down Jake has the power to put topics off limits.
The Rules For Interviewing Anderson Cooper
Anderson Cooper prefers to address questions about his sexuality with on-camera winks, nudges and the like. There's a reason the CNN anchor is not asked for more direct answers in formal interviews.
It's no surprise Cooper would demur on questions about who he is or is not dating, and what their gender might be. After all, if that were the sort of thing the AC360 host talked about, the world would know by now.
But it is interesting to learn that journalists are routinely and formally held to promises about their questions as a condition for interviewing Cooper. Gawker alum Choire Sicha, who recently sat down with Cooper for the Los Angeles Times, described the screening process in an aside on his personal blog:
Access to Mr. Cooper through the network is dependent on their conditions that no personal questions be asked, whatever that means, and so I agree to their conditions, as stupid as they may be.
One wonders how often Cooper himself makes promises to sources about what kinds of questions he'll ask them on camera.
Gawker
9:09, Robert Downey, Jr.
That wouldn't surprise me after that Iron Man/Batman interview.
My Idol
No, not these two twats. I'm talking about the hot bitch in this story. Whoever you are, come up and collect your prize: a taint slap from me and a hall-full bottle of Svedka (it was on sale!).
At HBO's Golden Globes party, some drunk bitch stumbled up to Brad Pitt and tried to hold the booze barf when she told him that he looked fugly in that BENJAMIN BUTTON'S shit! A source told This Is London, “Brad was enjoying a cocktail and chatting with friends at party when this woman, who was clearly drunk, approached him. She went on and on about how the aging make-up in The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button made him look ugly as a dog'.”
The source went on, “Brad listened politely and explained that the make-up was essential to telling the story properly. The woman finally piped down for a moment, then looked closely at Brad's face. She then said, And you should definitely shave that goatee because it looks just horrible', before marching off. Brad's buddies cracked up laughing.”
This drunk bitch is the voice of the people!!! She needs to be our next Speaker of the House, because she speaks the truth.....after a few Appletinis, Boilermakers and Kamikaze shots.
And can somebody tell Jennifer Aniston that she needs to get wasted more often at industry parties! Also let her know that I'm keeping her prize in my freezer. It's waiting.....
Dlisted
^^Doesn't that sound like Gooberballs redux? They really need some new material in HW. And I'm very disappointed in RDJ if that BI is true.
It's great to see the projects Austin worked on getting so much attention. I know he's not specifically mentioned, but I think people will be talking about him after they get an eyeful of him in The Informers. One Tree HIll has also received good press this year, and all of those stories mention Austin.
For all that Jake is the one who grew up in HW, I think it is Jske who needs to take some lessons from Austin in how to build a career.
Doesn't that sound like Gooberballs redux?
My drunk lady was much nicer.
1. Gooberballs
Prop. Name - How a drunk british lady defines Jake Gyllenhaal's (and, we asume, his sister Maggie's) last name.
"I swear to God you look like Jake Gooberballs!"
"Ey! That's Jake Gooberballs!"
Urban Dictionary
It's great to see the projects Austin worked on getting so much attention.
Yep, fingers crossed that he stays busy :)
Obama Supported Gay Marriage 12 Years Ago. Today, Not So Much
Once upon a time, Barack Obama supported gay marriage. Yes, we said that right: marriage. Not this civil union shenanigans he's trying to pass off.
While running for the Illinois State Senate in 1996 (just 12 years ago!), Obama told the gay newspaper Outlines he was committed to full marriage rights for gay men and women: "I favor legalizing same-sex marriages, and would fight efforts to prohibit such marriages."
The Windy City Times, which bought Outlines in 2000, went through its archives with a comb to find Obama's exact wording. And there it is, in black and white with rainbow trim, is Obama's declaration. (Full article here)
So, what changed between 1996 and 2008? Did Obama mean marriage for all people ... living in Illinois? Or was opting for the safer "civil unions" stance just a political gimmick to win the presidency?
Queerty
Answer: Opting for the safer "civil unions" stance was just a political gimmick to win the presidency.
If it had been widely known that he had supported gay marriage, he would have lost.
Not that that makes it ok. >:(
It does make it ok - otherwise we'd have had another four years of Republican leadership and much damage done. Don't be naive. It's how the game is played,and I always believed he would support gays and lesbians to the best of his abilities once he became President, not to mention the myriad of other issues that need addressing.
So, in other words, sometimes the end really does justify the means.
Well, he changed his mind once, maybe he'll change it again.
Yes, I hope. :)
So, in other words, sometimes the end really does justify the means.
Absolutely!
Thursday, March 1st 2007
Jake Gyllenhaal Quote of the Day!
changing his niece's diaper: "I wanted to see what it was like. So she handed me my niece and I put her down on the changing table and I un-knotted her organic diaper. I really never knew, and I am naive, of course, but I never knew that it was orange. I have a very short gag reflex. So when I saw it (I started gagging). I (was gagging) and handed her back!"
Dlisted
Wednesday, January 14th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Hamster Eating A Carrot
I am all kinds of wrong for the thoughts that passed through my head while watching this sweet innocent hamster swallow a tiny carrot in a matter of seconds. I am not right in the head. The church was right. Just for that I'll be forced to join the glory hole clean-up crew in Hell.
Dlisted
ROFLMAO 2:44. And just what are you implying about Jake and tiny carrots. :)
Jake and his gay math tutor omg a realbodice breaker, go for it, slasherinos
Someone, please,write this story.
And, thank you for the idea.
More bananas, less jogging!
Wed, 14 January 2009
Jake Gyllenhaal goes out for another morning run with his his personal trainer on Wednesdfay in Santa Monica, Calif.
Jake Jogging - JJared
Someone, please,write this story.
:)
"Someone, please,write this story."
Jake buggered by gay mathematician at age seventeen results in major depression at age 28. George Santayana: you must understand the past if you are not going to constantly repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
George Santayana
An A/U RPS rated NC17
“Jacob, could you come in here for a moment, please?”
Jake looked up slowly from the spectroscope and it was a moment before the lab swam into focus. He remembered where he was, and what the sounds from the other room signified. He was at school and that was a human voice. Dr. McKellen needed his help.
Rising from his stool, Jake buttoned the top button of his white coat, adjusted the pens in his pocket protector, and pushed the black-framed glasses back up his nose. He hurried into the next room, intent on rendering whatever aid he could, and saw Doc, as some of the more irreverent students called the chemistry professor, holding a glass vial over a flame.
...
Opposites Attract (What’s That Smell?)
Jake buggered by gay mathematician at age seventeen results in major depression at age 28.
Nah, Jake was a big boy.
Stephen wrote on 5 Jan:
It’s getting near the time when I should be drawing this part of my life to a close.
More haiku from Stephen.
Building sandcastles
Hey man the tide's coming in!
Stephen you are a dick
The grass was fresh and soft
No one saw it coming
Squirrel Scrotum stew is getting cold.
Jake Jogging - JJared
He's a good looking fellow, but he looks awful lately. He scares me in some pics. I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I think he was very close to Heath Ledger. He's not over his death.
O my boy my boy
Is it my fault that you were
buggered at seventeen?
One day he looks almost like his old self, few days later he looks like shit. No idea what to think.
aww
There's so much affection. Don't you agree?
I know the Reeke photo ops irked some fans shortly after Jan. 22nd. But my feeling tells me he loved Heath. I also don't think he's coping particularly well. Add to that his parent's divorce and maybe his relationship (of whatever kind) with Reese. He doesn't seem in a good place right now. But it'll get better, I'm sure.
Jake isn't even the grieving widow. I really don't think Heath is what is bothering Jake, and if it is after all this time, and to this degree, then he needs help. Only in fanfic would that level of grief be normal.
5:25.. maybe he'd just re-watched Austin on OTH and was a) sad that it was Sophia Bush that got to kiss Austin, and b) embarassed (but secretly excited) that he's going to have to ask Austin to give him the 'how to kiss a woman convincingly' lesson one more time.
Jake isn't even the grieving widow. I really don't think Heath is what is bothering Jake, and if it is after all this time, and to this degree, then he needs help. Only in fanfic would that level of grief be normal.
FYI, I'm not a Jake/Heath fanfic fan. Never read any RPS. I don't care for this. I just think the guy isn't looking well. And if it isn't Heath, what else makes him look so bad?
I don't like the Jake/Heath fanfic either and think that especially in view of Heath's death, it's inappropriate.
I agree he doesnt look well. Im sure the PoP shooting was arduous, and the diet and excercise regime extremely demanding. And if he was or is taking steroids - well, he should not be, that's for sure.
^^
IDK. He didn't look that bad when he came back. He's looking really bad the last couple of days. He has huge dark rings under his eyes.
Maybe he's partying hard with RDJ.
^^
Maybe...
the diet and excercise regime extremely demanding
But good food, discipline and a lot of exercise should make you look good and healthy.
I really don't think Heath is what is bothering Jake, and if it is after all this time, and to this degree, then he needs help.
Are you a psychologist specializing in the grief response, and Jake is your patient? Unless you are, there's no way to know what "level" he's feeling, if he is at all. Everyone is different, everyone grieves in their own way, takes whatever time they need. There's no set time limit you can clock with a stopwatch when "Time's Up!", especially if someone were very close to someone they lost, and I mean friendship, not just lovers. You never get over it really, just learn to accept it and live with it. And yes, the fanfic is lousy and in poor taste.
5:53, you say that with such authority, one would think you knew what you were talking about.
whoooops, here we go again.
6:41... just trying to raise a smile with all this talk of depression and ill health. of course I don't know what I'm talking about, none of us do.
although you have to admit that Austin does look alot more comfortable kissing a girl that Jake (maybe he's just had more practice).
Answer Bitch
Having just watched the Globes, was wondering: Are celebrities made to do interviews at awards ceremonies? Or can they refuse and walk straight into the venue?
—Erica, Pittsburgh
Let me punt on this one. "On the red carpet, celebs have the right of way—period," says red carpet planner Eva DuVernay, who is coordinating Saturday night's Sundance debut of the documentary Why We Laugh, starring Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle and others. "They can definitely refuse to do an interview with whomever they please. Usually, big names will participate in a small number of interviews before entering the venue."
E! Online
:(
Hope next time we'll see a happier looking Jake, but hopefully without annoying Reese.
^^^ Get some sleep Jake!
I don't understand why Reeke PR feels we need to have pics of the dynamic duo every day. The holiday overload was vomit inducing and this every single day photo shoots is enough already. Why have they suddenly decided to put Reeke into overdrive? I am convinced that one of the reasons we get Jake jogging every day is Reeke PR trying to drive home the point that he's jogging in Santa Monica near Reese's house so that means they live together.
Posted on OMG by Special K
ONE TREE HILL
Star Sophia Bush tells me, "We don't know [if we'll be back for another season]. The network keeps saying it's up to the cast, but no one has offered us another season, so we'll see. There are a lot of variables that would have to work out properly for people, but as long as there are good stories to tell, I think we're up to continuing to tell them. We're having a great time. We have such great guest stars on our show right now — Austin Nichols is one of my dearest friends. We actually went on, like, four dates after I split up from you know who, years and years ago, and we've been, like, the best of friends ever since. We're a big family at this point."
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/watch_with_kristin/b79141_are_one_tree_hill_supernatural.html
I am convinced that one of the reasons we get Jake jogging every day is Reeke PR trying to drive home the point that he's jogging in Santa Monica near Reese's house so that means they live together.
Really, you think these pics are staged? I have the impression he's annoyed and isn't probably too happy that pics of him looking so bad will be spread all over net. I'm not too fond of him lately, but these pics made me feel sorry for him.
Posted on OMG by Destiny
I will admit it, rightly or wrongly, I've gotten to be a real cynic when it comes to Jake and the paps. I haven't looked at todays photos, but I'm assuming Jake is in the same park in Santa Monica. I've been to that park many a time over the years, it is not a place that paps hang out. Despite the great views of the ocean, the park is a bit seedy and is full of homeless people, not exactly a star magnet.
P.S. Photos by FlynetOnline
Austin Nichols is one of my dearest friends. We actually went on, like, four dates after I split up from you know who, years and years ago, and we've been, like, the best of friends ever since.
Oct-Nov 2005?
He looks tired. :(
^^ Of course it is possible he called the papz. IDK. Still, he's not looking well.
He looks like he's been crying.
If he doesn't want his picture taken he should not go to the same place repeatedly. Whenever you see celebrities in the same place over and over again they have resigned themselves to being photographed. They may try to change their scheduled time but they will still go to their gym or favorite restaurant.
If Jake really lives with Reese, why doesn't he go jogging in the gated community where she lives?
Anonymous said...
I really don't think Heath is what is bothering Jake, and if it is after all this time, and to this degree, then he needs help.
Are you a psychologist specializing in the grief response, and Jake is your patient? Unless you are, there's no way to know what "level" he's feeling, if he is at all. Everyone is different, everyone grieves in their own way, takes whatever time they need. There's no set time limit you can clock with a stopwatch when "Time's Up!", especially if someone were very close to someone they lost, and I mean friendship, not just lovers. You never get over it really, just learn to accept it and live with it. And yes, the fanfic is lousy and in poor taste.
If Jake is grieving is probably over the death of his own soul. he sold his soul to Disney for millions.
^^Something is definitely amiss. :(
No I'm not a psychologist, but unfortunately I have lost several close friends who were far too young to die, including losing one of my closest friends to AIDS. And I've had friends who've similarly lost close friends to AIDS--I'm old enough that I was around in the 80's and early 90s when that was still common. I don't know of anyone, myself included, who a year after a death walked around 24/7 looking like an empty shell the way Jake does. Life does go on, and yes, there are moments that are painful and sad when you think about someone, or something reminds you of the friend you lost, but again, it is not all the time.
Something more immediate has to be going on to be affecting Jake like this.
And we all know why you're focused on Heath, you don't want to admit that Jake is gay and possibly suffering from selling his soul and bearding.
^Forgot to say, I'm the one who posted at 5:53
No we don't all know why. Actually, I really am not sure if Jake ever missed a beat going on with his own life after Heath. I do agree that he could be miserable because of the bearding and that the strain is starting to show. So sorry, great Zoltan 5:53, I guess you cannot see into the future and read minds.
I hope Jake is feeling the stress and strain of the bearding. I hope he's miserable of constant paps, constant having to pretend and constant having to put up with the Chin. I hope he realizes that the bearding hasn't done anything positive for him image, he looks wimpier and gayer now than 2yrs ago and I hope it's stressing him. He made his bed and now he has to lay in it. He can pull the plug on the bearding and destress his life easily. Maybe he's not that miserable yet.
"So sorry, great Zoltan 5:53, I guess you cannot see into the future and read minds
why do people who speak with "authority" upset or offend you?
just curious.
Isn't it obvious? Because they are assuming something about a poster that they have no idea of knowing for sure. A few lines of a post, and the next thing you know, they're writing an unauthorized biography about an anonymous poster they've never met, never will meet, and know nothing about! That's why.
"Jake isn't even the grieving widow. I really don't think Heath is what is bothering Jake, and if it is after all this time, and to this degree, then he needs help. Only in fanfic would that level of grief be normal."
Re-reading 5:53, oh, I see, 9:48, you felt your feelings were being described as fanfic.
TDK, we all have such diff'rent takes on Jakes it's hard not to scrap, I guess.
Actually, it's not so much what we post, as this whole thing that I find offensive - the bearding, the ignoring of Heath, shoving Reeke down our throats, maybe if it was handled differently I'd be more accepting. I can't stand to look at him anymore, I really can't. Sorry.
I was happy that he had the good sense to not be at the GGs for very long and ruin them. Everytime I see him, I picture him out with Reese and her kids 4 days after Heath died, and that he hasn't ever acknowledged it even once. Some will excuse him and say it's his right to be private, but I don't see it that way and it's unforgivable to me. Sorry if I have come off as being offensive. Good night -
Regardless of the cause, his eyes look dead lately. Not a good sign.
Misery loves company?? I join some of you in not feeling the same way about the guy.
I should be excited/happy about seeing him alone for once. But I'm not. He doesn't look good or hot to me anymore and I can't exactly put my whole finger on it except that he's too oversculpted. It's weird. His neck, biceps & legs are too hard & sculpted looking, yet his waist & hips are still so darn narrow. It's kind of bizarre. He looks tired. He looks disinterested.
And I would say for myself that I don't know for sure who it is that I'm seeing anymore. Which Jake is this in the jogging pics (of which I've had quite enough of, thank you)? I don't know who the guy is, tell you the truth. All the Reeke business for the past year or so has totally made me skeptical & even unappreciative of seeing him finally on his own, if only for a few days. Til the next coffee/shopping outing.
I could feel differently in a day or so. But for right now, I'm totally disenchanted & nontrusting of just who he is. And why on earth he needs to be seen jogging every single stinking morning. I said on OMG that it seems these 2 have been granted a "military leave" of each other for a few days, anyway. And the past 3 weeks of total Reeke overload leaves nothing but a taste of total manipulation in my mouth. That was all about something, I just don't know what. But it definitely was for a reason.
Thanks for indulging me in letting me vent. You all have a good night & until the next coffee/shopping photo op, I bid you all adieu.
I can barely look at him anymore either. The look on his face most of the time chills me to the bone. Totally agree 9:40, although given how HW works, he may have a lot further to fall before he'll do anything, if even then. He wouldn't be the first to turn to alcohol and drugs to numb the pain. Hope I'm wrong.
Jake used to look pretty happy while working out, like he really enjoyed it. And exercise often gives you a kind of high, helps you relax, and takes your mind off things. The fact that he looks so bad while running is a really bad sign, imo.
I'm just venting as well - thanks for the opportunity. I'm banishing him to exile in my mind, I think. I think I found these latest pics upsetting for some reason.
I can't ever remember seeing Jake being papped while doing a 5-7 mile run. Sure a few laps around the track when he was younger, but not this. He just looks like a guy doing a 5 mile run. Which is to say, in the zone.
And how do you know how many miles he was running? The only zone he looks like he is in his an emotional hell.
He definitely has hollows under his eyes - whether he naturally has them or they are from lack of sleep, or stress, I don't know.
The pain is in his eyes, not just around them. I find it hard to look now as well.
Posted on OMG by M
I watched the Spectacle interview with Rufus this evening. A couple interesting comments. Re his being openly gay and still reasonably successful as a singer/composer, Elvis said its not the same in acting. Rufus said yes, "for actors its a disaster". He also said he knew he was gay very early. When he was in boarding school in upstate NY, most boys were outdoors playing sports, he was wearing pearls.
Bafta nominations are announced ...
Slumdog Millionaire and The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button have each received 11 nominations for the Orange British Academy Film Awards.
Following her US awards success, Kate Winslet had two nominations in the leading actress category - one for The Reader and one for Revolutionary Road.
The Dark Knight had nine nominations and Changeling had eight.
Frost/Nixon received six nominations, The Reader had five and In Bruges, Milk and Revolutionary Road all had four each.
Slumdog Millionaire's director Danny Boyle has been nominated for Director, 18-year-old Dev Patel for Leading Actor and Freida Pinto received a nomination as Supporting Actress.
Slumdog Millionaire's director Danny Boyle has been nominated for Director, 18-year-old Dev Patel for Leading Actor and Freida Pinto received a nomination as Supporting Actress.
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button nominations include Best Film, and Director for David Fincher.
Those battling it out for Best Film alongside The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button and Slumdog Millionaire are Frost/Nixon, Milk and The Reader
Teenager Dev will compete against veteran actor Mickey Rourke in the Leading Actor category, for his much-hailed comeback role in The Wrestler. In the same category as the pair were Frank Langella for Frost/Nixon, Sean Penn for Milk and Brad Pitt for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. The late Heath Ledger was also nominated for Supporting Actor for The Dark Knight.
Jonathan Ross will present the Baftas ceremony next month, a fortnight after the BBC lifts his suspension over the Andrew Sachs lewd phone calls row.
Earlier this week, Kate and Slumdog Millionaire made it a night to remember for the British film community with several wins at the Golden Globes.
http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Showbiz/Bafta-nominations-announced/article-616972-detail/article.html
^^^
LEADING ACTOR
FRANK LANGELLA – Frost/Nixon
DEV PATEL – Slumdog Millionaire
SEAN PENN – Milk
BRAD PITT – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
MICKEY ROURKE – The Wrestler
SUPPORTING ACTOR
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. – Tropic Thunder
BRENDAN GLEESON – In Bruges
PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN – Doubt
HEATH LEDGER – The Dark Knight
BRAD PITT – Burn After Reading
Great for Heath, but they snubbed Anne for actress.
"they snubbed Anne for actress"
Anne's movie "Rachel getting married" is not yet release in the UK so probably she'll be up for next year's BAFTA.
Jonathan Ross will present the Baftas ceremony next month, a fortnight after the BBC lifts his suspension over the Andrew Sachs lewd phone calls row.
Bad Jonathan!
"The Russell Brand Show prank telephone calls row concerned a series of obscene voice messages that presenters Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross left on the answering machine of fellow actor Andrew Sachs. ... The two presenters were criticised by a number of MPs, including Prime Minister Gordon Brown. Following the complaints, Brand and Ross were suspended from their positions at the BBC whilst both the BBC and Ofcom launched investigations. Both Brand and Lesley Douglas, Controller of Radio 2, subsequently resigned from the BBC. Ross was suspended without pay for twelve weeks on 30 October, later describing the experience as "fun."
Wikipedia
Austin Nichols is one of my dearest friends. We actually went on, like, four dates after I split up from you know who, years and years ago, and we've been, like, the best of friends ever since.
Posted on OMG by hopeful tb
Lainey's gossip:
28.2.2006
"And while I know it stings like a bitch right now, to find out that the object of your affection turned out to be an asshole, it is nothing compared to the complete devastation you will feel when you find out that your next object of affection is gayer than glitter. It is every urban woman's rite of passage. And the pain will subside, I promise."
Dear Ted:
Thanks for having the balls to nail Gus Van Sant on why no gay actors are in his film. So he's telling us that Neil Patrick Harris would tank the financing of this small film? Straight Hollywood makes stars out of relative unknowns all the time. Why can't Van Sant grow a pair and do that for his own? I'll tell you why. Because he's a bitter old tool who is so jealous of a beautiful, young, out gay actor that he would rather die than make him a star. We are never going to make any progress in this area unless we stop treating each other like the enemy! Thanks for doing your part, Ted. You rock!
—Jeff Nelson
Dear In or Out:
I wouldn't go quite as far as your choice of words for Gus, but I, too, sure would have liked to see some out gay men (and women) in the flick about one of history's most outspoken gay heroes.
"And we all know why you're focused on Heath, you don't want to admit that Jake is gay and possibly suffering from selling his soul and bearding."
Honestly, everybody can't admit something only based on gossip stories, rumours and speculations! If you can good for you, it's not my case!
I read all your " psychologist analisys" carefully and even if some take themselves really seriously writting it , it's remain pure imagination for me!
Heath death is real thing!
I remember a boy we lost in my class , I was 15, I saw him everyday. We weren't close but his death shocked me cause i realised life is nothing and it could have been me! Sometimes I still think of it, 10 years after!
That is a real thing!
^^Thank you very, very much, Anon. 8:28. :*
Yay for the BAFTA's and Rufus! The Brits always know how to pick winners. I think that Anne is well on her way to becoming a great actress, not to worry. :)
Jake looks like shit.
You know they say the eyes are the window to a person's inner being. Jake's eyes tell a sad depressing story anymore. He's lost it.
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on 'til
Tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow
Tomorrow
I love ya
Tomorrow
You're always
A day away
^^You're on the wrong blog. Head in the Sand is just down the hall, last door on the righ.
I can't help it! From time to time I burst into a song from some musical. Does Jake still do that?
Daniel Radcliffe had to change a line in the play Equus because American tourists were laughing. It had to do with someone asking a horse's name and the line "Trojan... and you can stroke him." [Telegraph]
WICKED WHISPERS BI
Which aging action star had a leisurely conversation with a young, hunky co-star on set — all while being pleasured by an extra? [Gatecrasher]
Thumbs-up!
"Jake looks like shit.
You know they say the eyes are the window to a person's inner being. Jake's eyes tell a sad depressing story anymore. He's lost it."
LOL
What's funny about not looking good?
Ask the Flying Monkey (January 15, 2009)
Q: I'm sure there are cases of actors who play a gay role, then not so long later come out themselves, but I can only think of one: Robert Gant. Who are the others? – Vickie
A: It’s a question of authenticity, said Brothers & Sisters actor Luke Macfarlane when he decided to come out right before that show aired its famous same-sex wedding episode. If acting is about being truthful, are gay actors playing gay roles being a little disingenuous by deliberately withholding that piece of personal information, even as they tell the public everything else about themselves?
But Macfarlane and Gant are just two of a number of actors who have used the occasion of playing a gay character as an opportunity to come out publicly as gay or bisexual men. Others include Darryl Stephens (Noah’s Arc), Adamo Ruggiero (Degrassi: The Next Generation), Alan Cumming (Cabaret), B.D. Wong (M. Butterfly), Christopher Sieber (It’s All Relative), Wilson Cruz (My So-Called Life), Peter Paige and Randy Harrison (Queer as Folk), Gideon Glick (Spring Awakening), and Bill Brochtrup (NYPD Blue).
After Elton
And female actors include Sophie Ward:
"Sophie Ward has been quoted as saying that her experience making "A Village Affair" helped clarify her own feelings regarding her sexuality, but also delayed her decision to come out, as she did not want it to appear as if she were jumping on the bandwagon of the film's theme.[2]"
Also Naomi Westerman from C'est La Vie.
Spiderman creator's new teen hero hiding super powers and homosexuality
Cartoon creator Stan Lee is in the process of developing the world's first gay superhero for a new television show. The character, reportedly the son of another superhero, is a high school student called Thom Creed. He will be forced to hide not only his growing superhuman powers, but also the fact that he is gay.
Stan Lee is responsible for some of the world's best-loved superheroes including Spiderman and X-Men.
The story will be based on the book Hero, written by Perry Moore, who is also writing the script for the show. Thom Creed will be unveiled in a television special to be shown in America. If the programme is a success, it will also be aired in Britain at a later date. A television industry reporter told The Sun newspaper: "It was only a matter of time before we had our first gay superhero. And if there is one man who can make him a success it is Stan Lee."
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-10535.html
"What's funny about not looking good?"
The LOL is strange laughter, probably from the swamp. whatever.
continuing psychologizing no doubt driving certain people tichy but wot the hell. better than getting lost in fanfic, in my view.
My view being: (feel free to scroll down)
seems Big Sis has come out of the G family more intact than baby bro, prob. because as a woman she doesnt identify with depressive Scando pop, but can love him as he is, which is pretty dicky.
Im surprised Naomi has survived but as Cuntera snickered, N. has her lesbo pals. less snarky and psychco-jealous people would say "her enlightened women writer and artist friends" - and perhaps her ex-, whatsisname, Eric Foner - and confidence in her own sanity and gifts, despite the strange case of marrying and having children by a Swedenborgian.
So Maggie has a formidable mom to struggle against, whereas Jake has gotta deal with a papa who is a depressive artist poet manqué that comes from a long line of Swedish alcoholics and at sixty still in the process of "finding himself"
I thought Mamma's friends were called Commies and Weather Underground.
I'll take pop over her anytime. Never saw him drunk (in agency or papparazzi pictures).
Anyway bless them both for "marrying and having children".
You'll never find peace of mind until you listen to your heart.
~George Michael, "Kissing A Fool"
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on 'til
Tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow
Tomorrow
I love ya
Tomorrow
You're always
A day away
*sings*
"I thought Mamma's friends were called Commies and Weather Underground."
Puleeeze! Lesbo commies and terr'ists.
*sings*
Jake, is that you?
Who Among Us Hasn't Made Love in a Public Bathroom?
A few very detailed, very personal observations about my beloved Stephen Gyllenhaal’s appearance in Gary Walkow’s latest film, Crashing, before I analyze his scene and how he acquitted himself.
- The blue button-down shirt he was wearing is the same shirt he wore at his poetry reading at the Zinc Bar, October 2006. It’s also the same shirt he wore with a bright yellow cashmere V-neck pullover when he took me to breakfast back in springtime of that year. One morning in May, to be exact. At the coffee shop on 44th Street near the Morosco Theater and the old New Yorker building. He had oatmeal, juice and his vitamins. I had the full slam with coffee. I gave him a huge gummy rat for a joke present (there’s a rat reference in one of his poems), which he unwrapped and waved around, much to the consternation of the waitresses.
- His hair is extra short and has that just-trimmed look, so he obviously went to the barber’s right before shooting.
- I asked him about the yellow plastic bracelet he was wearing in the scene, but he doesn’t remember it.
- Notice the way he flexes his hands and fingers. This is the mark of a string player, which indeed Stephen is. He plays the viola.
- He’s wearing the Rolex watch, a wedding anniversary gift, that was lost in the fire at Manka’s later that year during Christmas, the fire that Jake made light of on Letterman (at the 4:03 mark).
- He took off his wedding ring for this scene, shot in late 2006. Up until Naomi served him with the divorce papers two months ago he always wore his wedding ring in public.
Now to scene analysis.
For a YouTube show of screenshots, click here. Don't worry, it’s safe for viewing at work.
Cantara's Notebook
^^She is so shamelessly besotted with him. :)
I gave him a huge gummy rat for a joke present (there’s a rat reference in one of his poems), which he unwrapped and waved around, much to the consternation of the waitresses.
LOL
I really wish Cantara would stop posting here. It\'s so unbelievably obvious. She posts little tidbits about Jake, Naomi, the family then answers herself in another comment, hoping people will start a conversation.
She does this on her blog, too.
This is one wacked out woman.
- I asked him about the yellow plastic bracelet he was wearing in the scene, but he doesn’t remember it.
Yeah, right.
And we all know why you're focused on Heath, you don't want to admit that Jake is gay and possibly suffering from selling his soul and bearding.
Huh? How ridiculous! It has nothing to do with Jake's sexual orientation. And don't worry I don't think there was more than friendship between Heath and Jake. But there seemed to be a connection, mutual respect and admiration. Even colleagues who didn't or barely knew Heath teared up when he was honored with the two awards (Critics Choice and GG), how do you think people who were close(r) to him might feel then? Jake seemed to have pretty strong feelings for him. I don't know if they remained as close as they once were, but he can still be upset about his death, even if they weren't as close anymore.
Leave us, Cantara. We are boring.
Animal porn video
Smelling salts, smelling salts!
"Animal porn video"
Aaawwwwww! they're adorable!
I KNEW IT! What a bunch of perverts!
High School Boys Demonstrate Inappropriate Grinding For Their Principal
Get ready to cringe at the awkwardness … and be slightly aroused (in a these guys are still minors sort of way). Meet Brandon and Logan, the unsuspecting breakout stars of TruTV's The Principal's Office. (Yeah, we hadn't heard of it either.) Facing a "grinding epidemic" at school dances, Principal Salisbury calls these two fellas down to his office to discuss the dos and don'ts of high school tangos, but wouldn't you know it: These two students are the smart ass types, and want to know exactly what type of touching is inappropriate. This clip involves bending over.
Queerty
"I like your tie." :)
I think someone is antagonizing Cantara posting bad things about SG and positive things about NF.
Maybe Mama G is on the board too.
exeunt omnes
Dear readers, friends, foes, lurkers, trolls, and other assorted humans:
I will be deleting this journal on January 22. No drama or cease and desist orders involved. I just need a fresh start. I wanted to begin the year by using this journal more, but it just doesn't reflect who I am at this point in my life.
Save anything you like. Just don't send it to Annie Proulx. She hates fanfiction, and if she found out that I made Jack into a prostitute, I think she might hire a hitman to kill me.
I don't regret a single word I've written. Heath wearing skinny jeans, Jack in a slip, Jake throwing up on a camel, Ennis as a virgin (twice!), Tildy, Coco, all of it. I would do it all again.
See you around,
debutante9/kumari/that girl who uses way too many metaphors
debutante9
Hey everybody's moving on!
What's next? Papa G on the cover of Vogue wearing only his tie?
Get along little doggies. . . .
I'm not moving anywhere.
Save anything you like. Just don't send it to Annie Proulx. She hates fanfiction, and if she found out that I made Jack into a prostitute, I think she might hire a hitman to kill me.
"One day Ennis saw Jack come in, and Jack looked right at him and smiled big. Ennis didn’t know what to make of that so he went back to unpacking a shipment of cigarettes. After a few minutes, Ennis scanned the store like you would if you were trying to spot an animal in the zoo that was blending in with the rocks. He saw Jack in the back of the center aisle, stuffing snack cakes and bags of chips into his dirty denim jacket. Ennis looked around quickly for any signs of Mr. Lloyd or anyone else. He glanced up at the clock on the wall that buzzed when there was a thunderstorm. It said 3:30 am. He throat tightened and he had no idea what he was supposed to do. Well, he knew what he should do.
But it wasn’t like Jack was waving a gun in his face and he wasn’t hurting anybody. He wouldn’t do what he was doing if he didn’t need food, right? Ennis knew what it was like to be hungry and broke. Jack was walking toward him and Ennis nearly knocked his head on the counter trying to bend down to occupy himself with the cigarette cartons. Ennis jerked up when he heard Jack stop in front of the counter. Why couldn’t he just be happy with his stealing for the night and leave?
Jack opened his jacket and put all of the food on the counter. His black hair was neatly parted and slicked down straight. Ennis noticed he had three moles on the side of his cheek which would have made a triangle if you connected them. Jack reached into his pocket and pulled out some change; 22 cents, to be exact. Jack placed it down on the counter and grinned. Ennis looked down at the change and looked back at Jack who was still grinning. Ennis pulled out a paper bag from underneath the counter and put all of that stuff in there. Jack leaned his body close to the counter and darted his eyes down to the cartons of cigarettes Ennis was unpacking. Ennis shook his head. Little Debbies and Ruffles were one thing, but Mr. Lloyd was sure to notice cigarettes missing as high as they were. Jack batted his eyelashes and stuck his lip way out until you could see the red part on the inside. Ennis felt a smile coming and his face felt warm. Ennis looked around again and slid a carton of Marlboros into the bag. Jack clapped his hands and let out a laugh. Ennis drummed his fingers nervously on the counter, hoping he wasn’t going to ask him for anything else. Jack picked up a pen lying on the counter and turned over Ennis’ hand. He wrote “THANKS” slowly and neatly on the inside of Ennis’ palm. Jack stuck the pen in his teeth, picked up his bag and was gone with a wink and smile.
That had been weeks ago, but Ennis still got nervous whenever he saw Jack approach the door. He hadn’t tried to steal anything else or pay 22 cents for 6 dollars worth of stuff again. They usually just exchanged some nods and smiles. Ennis’ breath halted when Jack opened his mouth and started talking.
“Why you give me all that shit that one night?”
Ennis shrugged and looked down at his change drawer.
“Heard your boss say you was simple. That true? Don’t seem like it to me, maybe just don’t like saying a whole lot, that it?”
“S’pose not,” Ennis mumbled.
Jack practically jumped at the sound of his voice. “Well, look a there. You do talk.” Jack smiled and continued. “Well you know, I kin pay ya for what I took before. But you gotta come on back here, must a had to pay for what I took out your own pocket, huh?”
They went to the back of the store and Jack tried to tug Ennis into the bathroom. “C’mon. Let’s go.”
“What are ya doin?” Ennis took Jack’s hand off of his arm.
“Tryin ta pay ya, whaddaya think?”
“Can’t you just give me the money right here?”
The Wolf and The Thunderbird
Puleeze NOT!
I'm eating supper. no slash with my hash, thanks anyway.
But Annie P, Jack is the whore with the heart of gold!
Well I was the one invented Jack Twist, the whore with the heart of gold.
Outta my face, slasherinos. Sorry I ever wrote the fucking story. And Im not kidding.
You're not fooling anyone, Annie P. Don't worry, being grumpy suits you!
Sean Penn on Milk, Prop 8, and Homophobia in Hollywood
Sean Penn spoke to the L.A. Times' The Envelope following the New York Critics Circle Awards, at which he won Best Actor for his performance as Harvey Milk. Penn speaks to Tom O'Neill and Scott Feinberg about Proposition 8, gay rights, and homophobia in Hollywood, AFTER THE JUMP...
Towleroad
Dear Ted:
What do Hollywood "beards" get paid: Oscars, Golden Globe nominations, movie contracts, or plain old money? Thanks.
—Jdsalazar
Dear Worth It:
All of the above, for real.
What's next? Papa G on the cover of Vogue wearing only his tie?
No, wearing only a cock sock.
I have great respect for all G. Senior's body parts, especially the ones who produced Jake.
the "ones" - plural? Eeeeewwwwww!
How many nuts do you have?
Plus the thing you wanted to put a sock on.
One Fabulous Fagola Run-in Blind Vice!
It was so delicious. Better than Angie getting her gal-flirt on at the Globes. Far better than whatever Mickey Rourke did with all those easy chicks at the after-parties. Call it showdown of the down-low dudes!
(You do know what down-low means, right? Uh, it's when superficially macho guys, often in the black and Latino cultures, but not always, like to screw with guys on the side while they've got the babes out in front.)
So here we go: Like the good little showman he is, Toothy Tile went to the Golden Globes this past weekend. And where was a camera when you needed one 'cause boyfriend ran into Lloyd Boy-Toyed, one of our other closeted Hollywood actors, just not as famous.
Jeez, wanna hear what happened?
They met. For the first time, I do not know, but I'm pretty sure it was. And even though both stars live to get their boy-flirt on, big-time, these guys are nearly a generation apart, so I highly doubt they mingle at the same gay gatherings.
But what's really interesting is how very sad Lloyd acted with Toothy, almost as if he saw before him the chance he'll never have: the possibility to come out of the closet and still have a career. Boy-Toyed never will out himself (although others sure as hell keep trying), not just because of his age, but because of his family, trust me on that one. But Toothy? Everybody knows he could still have it both ways; he's sure young enough. So what did Lloyd and Tooth discuss?
"The awards, the show, politics—it was a total come-on," insists my Toothy/Lloyd interloper. Am I quoting myself here, I wonder, and being very sneaky? Hmm. "It's how Lloyd operates. It's all in the eyes." Yes, that much is true. Very true. I know firsthand.
But let's get the point, already: Did Lloyd and Toothy hook up? Not there, they didn't, although I do believe digital info was exchanged, a dynamic that never would have gone down had T.T.'s standard chick date been around, which she wasn't, at least not then. Where could she have been? Stitching up Kate Beckinsale's dress in the ladies room?
Oh, and Lloyd. You might as well throw that number away. Toothy so is not calling. Sorry. (He's taken, a few times over.)
Zac was there.
Original Lloyd Boy-Toyed blind item:
September 5, 2009
One Boyishly Bothered Blind Vice, Ted Casablanca - Sept. 05, 08
Isn't it interesting Lloyd Boy-Toyed is undertaking his latest media campaign to fight off rumors about everything under the tabloid sun—every topic save the one he wants to get out: that he sometimes likes young dudes in bed. Not Michael Jackson-style, mind you, but he sometimes likes 'em young. And to keep quiet. And you know what that means, doncha girlfriends? Occasionally Mr. Boy-Toyed's gotta give 'em the green. What a cold, hard, cashed-out town this can be, huh?
Let's see, Lloyd's busy mouthing off about his nasty battles with most everybody in the Biz, not to mention his more cherished (and known) companions and relatives. He appears to be a total crank-a-thon, really, but don't believe it for a sec. Oh, some of it's real, that's fer sure, but it's mostly for show, I assure you.
I have firsthand knowledge of Lloyd's more cunning agendas—not to mention the ones he prefers to get underway under the covers. Don't ask me how. I can't tell! I'm a married man now! I would never embark on something as nasty as tattling 'tween the sheets when I've got a superhoney at home. Quite the opposite of how Lloyd goes about things, trust.
Really, though, as sloppy as Lloyd's getting in the attempting-to-score department, he's gonna be out long before our beloved Toothy Tile, I assure you. Oh, and Lloyd-baby, I don't care, really. But, your blind-as-merde fans sure will. I say screw it, already! (Like you have so many guys.)
And It Ain't: Matthew Perry, David Duchovny, Kanye West
From Fanchitchat: Lloyd Boy-Toyed
Suspected: Alec Baldwin
NOT: Matthew Perry, David Duchovny, Kanye West, Jon Voight, John Mayer
^^^
"Definitely Alec Baldwin. Before he fell in love with current flame and got married, Ted Casablanca went on and on about how in love he was with Alec Baldwin."
Blind Items Exposed
One Fabulous Fagola Run-in Blind Vice!
Posted on OMG - ONTD Translation by Translation:
Toothy Tile went to the Golden Globes this past weekend. He ran into another dude who is closeted but not as famous as him. They may have met before but they're like 10 or so years apart so probably not.
Other dude was all sad 'n shit because he was thinking about how he could have come out when he was Toothy's age and still had a long career ahead of him but his life is too complicated now because of his family.
Ted knows this other dude and the dude has flirted with Ted.
Toothy and the other guy exchanged numbers only because Toothy's girlfriend/beard wasn't around. Toothy probably won't call the other dude because Toothy is a dude-whore.
Toothy is "taken": he is still with Gray Goose.
"he could still have it both ways" Toothy can have it all: come out and still have a career. there is hope.
"Am I quoting myself here" "I know firsthand": Ted is saying he knows first hand. I think this is why Ted is so sure of what he claims about Toothy.
Toothy can have it all: come out and still have a career.
Not anytime soon.
ted is claiming firsthand (biblical) knowledge about Lloyd, not toothy.
" Anonymous said...
Toothy can have it all: come out and still have a career.
Not anytime soon.
"
How do you know? Do you prop up the homophobic closeting system?
Bearding like your life depends on it and planning to come out soon doesn't make much sense.
Ted is not saying that Toothy will come out, but that he could come out if he wanted and still have a career.
Toothy still have that possibility but apparently Lloyd Boy-Toyed doesn't have it anymore.
"Ted Casablanca went on and on about how in love he was with Alec Baldwin."
I think Ted is a bit pathological liar LOL
God, 6:31, your LOLs are so puerile. It's clear you hate Ted, but I do wonder why you continue to post at a site that is both Ted-friendly and gay-friendly.
6:31 AM
Huh? Alec Baldwin was hot as Hell and doesn't look too bad for a 50 year old.
"God, 6:31, your LOLs are so puerile. It's clear you hate Ted, but I do wonder why you continue to post at a site that is both Ted-friendly and gay-friendly."
Please I don't hate Ted, after all he is the best around!
I am just septic by nature and don't drink his words!!He is justgossip collumnist not a whashington post 's journalist!
And Besides you really see Alec Baldwin flirting with the "gossip King" ????
Do you expect Alec Baldwin to know and recognise all gossip columnists?
6:52, have you seen Ted? He's gorgeous and better-looking than Alex himself (much better looking).
humm not my style!! but yes he is not bad !
"Do you expect Alec Baldwin to know and recognise all gossip columnists?"
Are you kidding!! Ted is well known in HW land!
Ted is well known in HW land!
What about 10 years ago?
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