December 19, 2008
One Gag Me With Cocaine Blind Vice
Toothy Tile, we hardly knew ya. Last week it was signed confidentiality agreements with your male paramours (other than your main man); this week it's far, far, far worse: pretend, horrible sex with a member of the opposite sex, in hopes that your studly reputation will somehow be fixed. Ain't gonnna work — here's why:
Repeat Blind Vice offender Toothy has a former fling running her (yes, her) mouth around town about a drug-infested hookup with Mr. Tile. Do tell, babes! Apparently, T.T. banged said blabber to try to prove to himself — or more importantly, the powers that be (managers, publicists, the public) that he isn't gay. See, the more chicks he hooks, the farther back in the closet he goes; just how his handlers want it.
Eh, not really the best plan, as Tooth's last female "lover," if you could call her that, has been yapping away about her evening with the now A-list famous type. But it wasn't exactly candles and cuddles like you'd think.
Try tons of coke. Toothy would make this lady blow lines all over his tight bod until he was “numb,” bitched the gal who did the blowing. [First version: Toothy would make this lady blow lines off his, umm, little Toothy Tile, until he was "numb," bitched the gal who did the blowing.] Then they could get down to business in what we're told were very "interesting" positions, i.e., painfully unnatural and not exactly enjoyable.
As disturbing as this news is, we must say we feel a bit sorry for our beloved Tooth (not to mention the used honey). This all took place, we're told, before Tile hooked up with his current beard, right when he was adamantly told not to come out, so it's no wonder he turned to drugs.
What's next? Meth with Morgan Mayhem? Pray not.
And It Ain't: All 3 Jonas Bros.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 732 Newer› Newest»And in the meantime, good ole bud Chris is cooking...
Mmm... looks delicious!
while watching the Golden Globes. . . hey, man, whattcha think of yr blue eyed boy?
Jake looked like he could use a hug. My poor darling!
"Chris said...
Jake looked like he could use a hug. My poor darling!"
You have NO IDEA how hard it gets!
FUCK!
(those globes get me hot)
11:38: *** *** ***, spewing fan fic about chris"
Just recipes, ****. Little touchy, eh?
Glad to hear it but lol arrgh! Is SHE fine or is HE fine?!?
Ted, spill it out and quit torturing 10:29 AM.
In 2006, George Clooney brought down the house when he opened the envelope for best supporting actress and announced, “Leonardo DiCaprio.”
Ah, those gays! LOL
Can you imagine Jake doing something like that?
^ ^ ^
Jake did it when he referred to himself as "that gay guy" at BAFTAs. what a card!
it was "this gay guy"
^ ^ ^ Details / link please!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wORutBEGCI
what a card!
^ ^ ^ Jake Gyllenhaal Presents Best Actress BAFTA
IHJ
Jake - Golden Globe Awards 2009
Jake did it when he referred to himself as "that gay guy" at BAFTAs.
All I can hear is "worthy of this guy".
Hanks, Dern Diss Prop 8 and Palin at Globes
Heath Ledger's win wasn't the only thing that got stars emotional backstage at the Globes Prop 8 did it, too!
"It's un-American," Tom Hanks, who nabbed a Globe for producing the terribly popular John Adams, told me. I asked Hanks, one of the Biz's most politically astute members, why he thought the gay-marriage-banning proposition had passed, helped largely by huge sums of media money funneled through the pro-Prop 8 Mormon church.
"You put some good commercials on the air," deadpanned (accurately) the two-time Oscar winner, "you can convince anybody of anything."
Hanks was adamant that the Prop should be overturned by the California Supreme Court and that folks should be able to marry who they wish. "Love is love," he twinkled with a knowing fire. Amen, bro.
Also feeling some political oats was Laura Dern. Seconds after winning her Golden Globe for playing overly made-up Katherine Harris in HBO's Recount, Laura said that other mascara addict Sarah Palin should get lost. But she was very polite about it!
When I asked Dern, svelte in Marc Jacobs, what course would she suggest for the infamous recent veep candidate, she at first lampooned the abuse of the word "rogue" in connection with Palin. Then she laid down the benevolent law: "I wish much happiness for Sarah Palin and her family," Dern professed with a killer half smile, which she obviously perfected playing the not-so-genuine Harris.
"In Alaska."
Message received loud 'n' clear, Laura-love. And congrats!
Danny has a thing for hard globes.
He's just living his life the way he wants to, not for his fans.
The irony is that it's exactly the other way around. He is *not* living his life the way he wants to, because management tells him that the fans won't allow him to.
Majority of fans, general public, casting directors and producers.
Sometimes I feel sorry for Jake, Sometimes I want to kick his gay little ass into next week.
'Prince Of Persia' film an 'epic journey'
Prince Of Persia star Toby Kebbell has claimed that filming the video game adaptation was akin to an "epic journey".
Kebbell, one of the nominees for this year's Orange Rising Star BAFTA, described the experience of working on the Jake Gyllenhaal blockbuster as "phenomenal".
He said: "I never like to say phenomenal when you're wearing the same beard for nine months and you have to brush it out for nine hours. It's like pubes, always like that! "[It was] 54 degrees centigrade on the edge of the Sahara in 18 kilos of armour on horseback. But they're like epic journeys in themselves. I'm blessed, I've got nothing to complain about."
The 26-year-old also discussed his role in Stephen Frears's period drama Cheri: "I have a minuscule part in that, but I'm rubbing Michelle Pfeiffer down and punching Rupert Friend in the face so it's alright!"
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3:38 said Majority of fans, general public, casting directors and producers.
Yeah, I wonder ... :-\
Just can't help feeling like these bloodshot eyes of his mean that this bearding arrangement and being forbidden from living his real life is making him very unhappy.
Whether he knows it or not.
I never like to say phenomenal when you're wearing the same beard for nine months and you have to brush it out for nine hours. It's like pubes, always like that!
WTF? LOL
Blab Blab Blab: H'wood Unexcited About Gay Actors
"I think it would have been very different. We didn't really have the ability because so many out gay actors were not the ones the companies would get exited about for financing."
—Milk director Gus Van Sant on if the flick about assassinated gay leader Harvey Milk would have been any different had they hired an openly gay guy to play Milk, instead of superhetero Penn. Film fans are nuts over gay actors—closeted ones, at least. Too bad.
Hostility towards paps, making off with video camera, driving carelessly, all of this post-Reeke -
Anger about anti-Reeke sentiment, maybe: blame the messenger.
But what do I know? Nada, nada, nada.
^^^
CAA pre Golden Globe party video - Jake is driving the getaway car!
I never like to say phenomenal when you're wearing the same beard for nine months and you have to brush it out for nine hours.
Stop whining, Toby! You had just one beard to deal with.
Ted said...
Blab Blab Blab: H'wood Unexcited About Gay Actors
"I think it would have been very different. We didn't really have the ability because so many out gay actors were not the ones the companies would get exited about for financing."
—Milk director Gus Van Sant on if the flick about assassinated gay leader Harvey Milk would have been any different had they hired an openly gay guy to play Milk, instead of superhetero Penn. Film fans are nuts over gay actors—closeted ones, at least. Too bad.
Sad. I think HW is really getting out of touch with the rest of the world. I think the queens who run these studios need to forget they were made fun of in grade school and realize that many more people are excepting of gay people than ever. Someone needs to put this to and end. IO dopnt know what the hell it is gonna take but my goodness someone needs to slap these morons across their face.
7:21, I strongly agree with you. Thanks for expressing this so well.
I mean the reality is that it is GAY managers who are enforcing this bearding thing by refusing to hire and promote gay men who are honest about being gay.
It's really a bizarre sociological situation.
A lot of Katzenberg's opinions about 3D movies here
Is PoP made in 3D?
Not enough screens.
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detective said...
Heath was in a different catagory than RDJ and Tom, heath was best SA in a drama and the other 2 wee for best SA in a comedy.
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I have a question: Was there a mistake with the supporting actor awards? I thought RDJ, Tom Cruise, and James Franco were nominated for Best Supporting in a Musical or Comedy, and Heath was nominated in the Dramatic category. I was very suprised Demi Moore came out to announce those.
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So much for Babblers never coming over here.
Same person also posted here last night, insisting we were wrong to criticize RDJ's reaction because he was in a different category than Heath.
Anonymous said...
I mean the reality is that it is GAY managers who are enforcing this bearding thing by refusing to hire and promote gay men who are honest about being gay.
It's really a bizarre sociological situation.
Its called greed and its about money. They think this is what America will spend money on. Bout time they reevaluate since movies complexes are closing everywhere. No one is going.
Dang! Watch this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHdTqnOLzec
Jake just sort of leaves her to fend for herself.
There was a discussion on Babble about one of them being confused about the single category for supporting if you go there it will be clear who was posting here and on OMG. The hysterical thing is it is someone who claims to never leave babble land.
Is PoP made in 3D?
No, no one mentioned 3D and PoP.
DL gossip
Leo nad Kate: "Leo, I've Loved You For 13 Years!"
Are you people aware that Leo's best friend and the mother of his god children is Sarah Gilbert. Yes, the lesbian Sarah Gilbert from "Roseanne". He has these very tight bonds with certain women.
Hmm, Jake left the Golden Globes quickly. I wonder why? Let me count the ways.
1. He's contractually obligated to beard, everyone knows it and people are sick of the lies.
2. The beardee is one the most manipulative, self-promoting, gutter-press jockeys in Hollywood, despised by many colleagues and directors even as they acknowledge her talent, discipline and clout.
3. His last two films bombed, his next two films will not be blockbusters, he hasn't landed another film in awhile, and yet he landed a huge $150 million dollar Disney franchise
4. His well-deserved reputation for integrity and incredible courage has all but vanished into thin air
5. Some people probably think that he abandoned his eccentric but undeniably talented family in a time of need
6. Implicit homophobia is still alive and well in Hollywood
7. He's been out of the country for most of the past six months, and his schmoozing skills are rusty.
8. People miss the independent, self-confident man about town that Jake was before the bearding began in Oct. 2007. Non-industry chums are sick of running the Disney-sponsored, Brentwood gated phalanx to reach their friend, especially when they know that he's bearding in a desperate attempt to jump-start his career and escape from long-standing emotional, familial and emotional problems. Some of that bad karma is coming back to haunt him, and he knows it.
9. In postponing Brothers until March, arguably the worst month to release serious films, Jake might have pissed off Jim Sheridan, an incredibly talented, Academy Award level director. Some people probably think that Jake was 'unavailable' to promote Brothers last fall not because he couldn't take 2 weeks off from PoP to do the press rounds along with Maguire and Portman, but because Reese didn't want anything, including the possibly incoherent ramblings of her gay chaperone, to interfere with the big promotion of a dogmeat film that was shut out of the Globes and will probably meet the same fate with the Oscars. Once again, some bad karma is coming Jake's way, and he probably knows it.
Geesh, if I were Jake, I'd high-tail it out of the Globes as quickly as possible too. ;)
10. Jake isn't the independent, self-confident man about town that he was before the bearding began in Oct. 2007.
I mean the reality is that it is GAY managers who are enforcing this bearding thing by refusing to hire and promote gay men who are honest about being gay.
+ gay closeted actors don't want to risk their careers since business in Hollywood is tough enough.
Maybe he wanted to avoid questions about Heath because he knew Heath would win? After a year, you think he'd be able to handle that. Turd. And his sister hightailed it back to LA after the GG (she is in rehearsal right now with Peter on a show). And NO photos of them together--in the past Jake has escorted Maggie to awards show but not this time. Interesting...so much for Maggie being besotted with Reese.
IHJ
January 12 - Jake Jogging With A Personal Trainer In LA
^^^ Beanie is back!
And NO photos of them together--in the past Jake has escorted Maggie to awards show but not this time.
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Looks like Jake was running late:
"We packed up our stuff, took a few more pictures in front of the Golden Globe banners and headed out around the side of the building while the stars headed in. We were exhausted from screaming and acting like teenagers. Then unexpectedly, yet another brush with fame. Suddenly the limo carrying the very-late Jake Gyllenhaal drove past, and proved you don't need to be in the special VIP seats to spot a celeb in Beverly Hills."
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/around_town/the_scene/Goin-to-the-Globes.html
Heath Ledger's Golden Globe Will Go To His Daughter
'It will belong to her, because she is part of him,' late actor's mom says of giving the award to Matilda.
Heath Ledger emerged victorious Sunday night at the Golden Globes, winning for his portrayal of the Joker in "The Dark Knight." While director Christopher Nolan accepted the award on the late actor's behalf, Ledger's daughter, Matilda Rose, will end up with the Globe, according to Ledger's mother. Actually, Sally Bell told People.com that Matilda will get all of her father's posthumous awards.
"I should imagine that eventually it will be going to Matilda," Bell said in an interview from her home in Perth, Australia. "At this stage, she is only so young, but down the track, she will have all these things. It will belong to her, because she is part of him."
Bell said she and her family learned of Ledger's win before boarding a flight, and they were "bursting with pride."
"It is such a fantastic and wonderful legacy for his daughter," Bell said of the role her son "loved." "Matilda will have so many people who will be able to speak to her about her father's abilities and [the] respect he had in the industry. That is such a wonderful legacy to leave.
"There is a lot of emotion tied up in this, and we have to deal with that emotion first before we can relax and enjoy the moment," she added.
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Jake escorted Maggie once to an awards show, it was either the GG's or AA's in 05, once. The other times it was Peter or she went solo, Jake solo. We don't know how long Maggie was in L.A. before she had to go back to NY for rehearsals for the play on Friday, just because there were no pics dosen't mean she wasn't around.
10:55: You forgot the real and only reason: avoiding questions about Heath, and by pretending to be late and not going to the parties, he avoded the pesky reportes, mystery solved.
The GG crowd could care less about bearding, half of them in that room are probably bearding, they approve.
Brothers ain't coming out in March.
10:55: You forgot the real and only reason: avoiding questions about Heath
Jake just needed to skip the red carpet in order to avoid questions about Heath.
10:55 is talking about reasons for Jake to left the Golden Globes quickly.
You don't have to do the red carpet if you're presenting or attending an awards show. Johnny Depp, for instance, didn't do it.
To be fair, this wasn't the first time Jake skipped the red carpet.
The reason he left quickly is the same: avoiding questions about Heath. Sure he has skipped the red carpet before and he really doesn't do parties but his quick exit meant he had zero chance of running into any nosy reporters.
avoiding questions about Heath
Why?
I have no idea if that was the reason; and everything turned out beautifully with Chris Nolan accepting on Heath's behalf (and the awards eventually going to Matilda), but I still can't believe that within a year Jake couldn't say two words at least about a colleague. I admire Jake and always will because of BBM, but snubbing Heath just falls into the unforgiveable/unforgettable category for me. :(
Page Six
NO SNEAKING BY CAMERAS, LEO
January 13, 2009 --
IT was a bacchanalian Golden Globes weekend in Los Angeles despite the economic fears hanging over the entertainment industry. On Friday night, Creative Artists Agency held a dinner and party at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica, where high-maintenance Leonardo DiCaprio tried to have the agency set up a makeshift ladder from a parking structure next door so he could climb in undetected by paparazzi. The idea was abandoned.
Inside, two women were commenting on DiCaprio's fey performance in "Revolutionary Road." One cracked, "He should have been nominated for the best actress award."
In any case, photographers were more interested in Reese Witherspoon and her young beau, Jake Gyllenhaal. Harvey Weinstein proved he's not only losing the battle of the bulge - he's losing his battle of the butts. He was seen rummaging through Hilary Swank's purse for a cigarette.
On Saturday, Relativity Media head Ryan Kavanaugh chaired a benefit for the Art of Elysium charity. At the after-party at the Edison club, Kavanaugh was spotted holding hands with Kate Bosworth, who recently broke up with model James Rousseau.
As the night wore on at the Edison, a drunk Jim Sheridan "jumped onstage and started rapping to 50 Cent songs," a spy laughed. Sting also performed while a "disheveled" and "gross"-looking Jared Leto "went up to girl after girl after girl, put his arm around them and said, 'Let's go [bleep]!' " No one took him up on his offer.
After the awards ceremony on Sunday, Paris Hilton and Adrian Grenier tried to get into the CAA event at the Sunset Tower, but they should have paid attention to the rule that Sean Combs learned last year: If you're not invited, you're out. Both were turned away from the door as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes breezed in.
Inside, two women were commenting on DiCaprio's fey performance in "Revolutionary Road." One cracked, "He should have been nominated for the best actress award."
WTF?
8:36AM What are you stupid? He has avoided commenting all year, he was going to be asked and he had no intention of talking about it but he wanted the exposure of the GG awards. No wonder he looked uncomfortable with Heath's ghost floating around that place, his sister there and was in TDK, etc.
He managed to avoid it and the press never bought it up, end of story.
he had no intention of talking about it
Why? He will be asked about Heath, sooner or later.
"10:55: You forgot the real and only reason: avoiding questions about Heath"
All of my reasons were completely valid, but I inadvertently skipped the Heath problem. I also forgot another reason :
#12 - The Gyllenhaal brand is tarnished right now. If it were stock, I'd sell short and buy long.
"The GG crowd could care less about bearding, half of them in that room are probably bearding, they approve."
Most of the people in Hollywood don't beard because they don't have to. Bearding is almost entirely a tactic reserved for closeted queers in high places. There's no reason for a make-up artist or lighting assistant to beard in Gay LA. I think that there was a lot of tension among the GG crowd towards Jake, and the bearding fiasco was part of it.
I think that there was a lot of tension among the GG crowd towards Jake, and the bearding fiasco was part of it."
Honestly, I don't think they really gave a shit.
About Jake or bearding?
Both. HW only loves you when you're a winner or on the way to the top; Jake seems to have stalled, and the level of Reeke's tabloid tactics smacks of the C-list, not the A-list. I agree HW could probably care less about the bearding, but when you make a fool out of yourself doing it, as opposed to the way Leo has done it, then I bet people are talking.
He will be asked about Heath, sooner or later.
Not if he sticks to situations where he has control over the questions that are asked. He does this for a while and eventually enough time will have passed that he won't be asked.
GG introduction - Jake didn't look confident, nor relaxed.
Not if he sticks to situations where he has control over the questions that are asked.
Why would Jake avoid talking about Heath? There's nothing to be gained by silence.
Tom Cruise l;ooks like a fool bearding anfd HW still embraces him. The HW could care less and make up artists and lighting/production peopl were not sitting in that audience.
They could give a rats-ass about Jake, just anothe actor. They seemed drunk/noisey throughout the show.
The 300 pound elephant aka the ghost of Heath was in that room, maybe that's why he looked uncomfortable.
Jake is avoiding being asked about Heath, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure that out.
Why would Jake avoid talking about Heath?
Ive always thot from the time of H's death that Jake was told "dont touch it" by his own handlers, mom, and perhaps Michelle and H's family didnt want him in the picture, and there was no actual reason to highlight H's BBMt role when he was obviously doing fine work in DK.
The REASON - H'wood careers are highly homo-sensitive. Surely we all agree on that.
I seriously doubt Jake has had ANY real contact with either Michelle or Heath's family--not since one of the LA memorials for Heath that took place last year. I think people are LARGELY exaggerating Jake's place in Heath's life. I think at one point (during BBM promotion), they were close but since that period, they weren't. I don't think there was any real fallout--just two very different people with different priorities moving in opposite directions.
He does this for a while and eventually enough time will have passed that he won't be asked."
Good luck with that. He'll always be linked to Ledger by virtue of BBM. He'll be 98 years old and reporters will STILL want to ask about Heath. If you don't believe that, then you're probably one of those people who think they were best friends at the time of Heath's death and Jake was truly going to accept Heath's awards on his behalf.
^ ^ ^
I Seriously Doubt also
Also agree with LARGE exaggeration of the relationship.
A year ago,everybody was commenting Heath's supposed drug addiction and party ways.
In the present,specially after the Batman movie and the awards,Heath is being praised for his acting skills again and considered a very importatnt figure in film history no matter what happened in his private life.
For Jake,it is safe again to be linked with Leger.It reminds people he once worked in an important movie with an important actor.
I don't know why Jake didn't comment on Heath's passing at the moment but i think it was just rude.
If you are a public person and a colleague(who is also a public person) dies,it's a question of manners to say a few words about it or at least don't act like the person didn't exist.
I think Jake is going to start to discuss Heath soon, when he feels more comfortable about it.But it will always sound a little fake for some people.Anyway,it's just my opinion,sorry for the long post.I guess i just wanted to talk about Heath a little :´(
Also agree with LARGE exaggeration of the relationship.
Well duh. ;)
The REASON - H'wood careers are highly homo-sensitive. Surely we all agree on that.
I agree, but what that has to do with talking about Heath? It's not like public and reporters are going to forget about Jake and BBMt.
If you are a public person and a colleague(who is also a public person) dies,it's a question of manners to say a few words about it or at least don't act like the person didn't exist.
I so agree, and I also agree that he will be 98 years old and people will still ask about it. I believe they were at least friendly at the time of Heath's death; and even if they had drifted apart, as the poster says above, it's only polite, good manners, and respectful to say something. Everybody and anybody who ever knew, admired, or worked with Heath has said a few words; Jake sticks out like a sore thumb for not saying anything. I'll always think Reeke PR had a hand in this, and he doesn't seem to question it, just follows along blindly.
I'm ok with Jake not talking about Heath for whatever reasons, but the photo ops shortly after Heath died with Reese were tasteless. He should have been more low key, it would have been a sign of respect. That's the one thing that will bother me forever.
^^Me too; it's also one why I can't get on board with this silly showmance, even if it is real.
^^reason
^^
Same here.
"The REASON - H'wood careers are highly homo-sensitive. Surely we all agree on that."
"I agree, but what that has to do with talking about Heath? It's not like public and reporters are going to forget about Jake and BBMt."
I think most have, public (not talking about "fans") and non-rag reporters who have some perspective.
I think most have, public
Not sure about that. I noticed that a lot of people, and I'm not talking about the BBM fandom, think they were close. There's always this argument when you question their closeness "But Heath made him Godfather, you don't do that if you're not close. Period!". Go figure!
Perspective doesn't mean acceptance of bad manners. Perspective doesn't mean excusing bad behavior. Fans are supposed to follow someone they admire unquestioningly, despite bad behavior? I don't think so. Some actors admit when they make a mistake, and that is different, but Jake appears to be an overindulged, privileged and spoiled HW brat, who has latched onto an A-list actress whose day in the sun is fading. That monstrosity 4C's was a box office hit, but that doesn't make if a good movie, far from it. It got some of the worst critical reviews I have ever read, and she should be embarrassed about it. If Fincher is going to mentor him, he's got his work cut out for him. I think the only reason Jake did so well in BBM is because Ang was able to rope him into an outstanding performance. BBM and his work with Heath will be the highlight of Jake's career.
I think most have, public (not talking about "fans") and non-rag reporters who have some perspective.
The majority of people who know about Jake or would just recognize his face or name, know him because of BBMt.
It's not about the perspective, BBMt made Jake famous and it's an important movie.
"But Heath made him Godfather, you don't do that if you're not close. Period!". Go figure!"
Does the general movie going audience whomever that is, from whom I see at the Mall, twelve year old boys and families with kids even know that H and M named him a godfather? And do non-rag reporters pay attention to such matters? Or take seriously the private lives of "stars" I dont think so.
you wanna know who's the emotinal bottom in that relationship, read the Interview mag convo between Jake and Fincher; it sounded to me as if it was Fincher that needed the mentoring. or mothering, or something. very emotionally needy guy. just Jake's cup of tea.
All you have to do is look at some of the most iconic films ever made and the actors who starred in them, and non-rag reporters do still associate them. Personal integrity should guide your behavior, not how it will sell.
No one knows how close H & J were. Only Jake knows.
I remember someone here said (IDK how much the person actually knew or if s/he knew anything at all) that Heath loved Jake (in a non slashy way).
J/H
And do non-rag reporters pay attention to such matters?
Yes. Non-rag reporters in this case are reporters who write about movies and actors.
Yesterday Chris F and his sister Molly made rabbit stew. It looks disgusting.
Waiting for field mouse pie as the winter progresses.
Wonder what Naomi is doing. She was working on a script from a book about a lesbian mother. I hope she gets the Vineyard house.
Only Jake's online fandom and a few random blogs complained about Jake not commenting on Heath, I don't recall the mainstream media bringing it up.
So then it's excusable if nobody notices. OK.
So between the bearding and bad manners and overinflated opinion of himself, I don't know. I can't believe personally that he's really that bad; I think it's a matter of his handlers giving him poor advice.
I would never add olives to rabbit stew. Nor bok choy, for that matter.
Who's the cook in the family?
Jake doesn't care about his online fandom and a few useless/random blogs. I'm sure his people monitor them like every other actor, but he has shown in the past that he could care less.
Now the GG's were different because Heath was going to win, it was a lock and even though he has nothing to do with TDK, you know if any reporter csught him lurking backstage or at some after party, they would ask. That's why he was in and out of there so fast and so stiff and serious IMO.
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Box Office Mojo said...
Four Christmases
Production Budget: $80 million
Marketing costs: $20 million (my estimate)
Worldwide grosses: $155 million
Typically, the exhibiting theater keeps 45% of the gross [Wikipedia].
Total cost: $100 million
155 * 0.55 = studio gets 85,25 million
I don't see profit for the studio (yet).
Regarding whether people in HW are talking about Reeke, even TomKat doesn't arrange as many photos as Reeke does. Lots of photos with Katie and Suri, but even they know it would be ridiculous if Tom was in all those as well. Plus, with certain stars like TomKat, you know a certain amount of it is being stalked by the paps, not arranging them, because there is actually interest in the photos.
He also doesn't want too address the Reeke rumors either, it's very plain to see. His fans are fast losing interest in him as well, so it's a two-way street. He'll have hits and he'll have people who will see his movies, but I wonder about fans as sincere as BBM.
With the reporters lurking around the GG there is no ability to control what they ask. In an interview for a magazine or other such arranged sit-down Jake has the power to put topics off limits. I wish magazines wouldn't agree to that; anymore all the stories have the same bland, pr-approved quality to them and revolve around the promotion of a show, film, cd, etc. Didn't used to be like that, in some ways HW just keeps getting worse.
Unless he makes another film that is the calibre of BBM, I probably won't see it. Same with Reese; if she makes one the calibre of Walk the Line, I'll see it. I don't usually see silly rom-coms; too formulaic for my tastes. One that does look good, however, is He's Just Not That Into You. I like the dry, ironic girl wit. :)
Why would Jake avoid talking about Heath?
Because he is a big baby who can't handle things that grown-ups must face, like the death of a friend.
Oh the poor sod just needs a vacation, some time on the Vineyard eating Squirrel Scrotum stew or something.
Jake doesn't look good in the new jogging pics. Are we sure that Heath's death didn't take a toll on him? Maybe they were closer (not that way) than we think?
I wish someone in the know would say what the deal is.
Dr. Parnassus are you still lurking? ;)
"Oh the poor sod just needs a vacation, some time on the Vineyard eating Squirrel Scrotum stew or something."
LOL!
Double LOL!
Jake doesn't look good in the new jogging pics.
What's Eating Jake Gyllenhaal?
Bearding/Reese calling every 5 minutes to talk about work when they're not out for their coffee runs, Baby Tile and not enough sleep, the closet/supressing who he is, maybe steroids and drugs.
Prison Break Canceled!
Prison Break just got canceled, EW reports.
“The show is played out,” says Kevin Reilly, entertainment president of FOX. “Prison Break had a hell of a run, but the run has ended. This will be the last year of the show.”
This will be the fourth and final season for the FOX show. The final episodes of the series will start airing April 17, but no word on how many episodes there will be. Reilly said, “We’ve got our remaining batch of four episodes and then there are a couple more we’re contemplating.”
Nike presents new print ad campaign:
"The Only Thing Worse Than Going To The Ballet Is Going To The Ballet To Watch Your Son"
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OMG :(
"Bearding/Reese calling every 5 minutes to talk about work when they're not out for their coffee runs, Baby Tile and not enough sleep, the closet/supressing who he is, maybe steroids and drugs."
Plus Mom on the whatever every fifteen minutes with snippets from commie blogs, Maggie nagging at him to get his act together, his idiot therapist who ought to be hung up by his or her privates, and a couple of spoiled brats not his own he's gotta keep buying presents for -
and has he got rid a those pesky crabs he picked up in Marakeesh?
Geeze its enuff to make a grown man cry. . .
Bearding/Reese calling every 5 minutes to talk about work when they're not out for their coffee runs, Baby Tile and not enough sleep, the closet/supressing who he is, maybe steroids and drugs.
I'm not a BT or secret relationship with Austin believer. I don't think he's a druggie either. An occational user like all of Hollywood probably.
Though I don't dig his photo ops with Reese, esp. so short after Heath died, I do think that Heath's death has a lot to do with him not looking too well in the last year. Or maybe we are all just reading way too much into pictures and he's fine.
3:44 PM
LOL!
bwt he's had to shave his gorgeous glossy bush because of crablice from Marskeesh adventures and that's what's causing him to be off his game.
Id be pretty upset. wouldnt you?
@ 2:50
Maggie talking about Heath
Thanks 3:59 PM!
You're welcome.
he's had to shave his gorgeous glossy bush
OH NO!
Danny you're supposed to say O FUCK. I luv it when you say FUCK
O FUCK!
O FUCK!
O FUCK!
thank you mon petit for feeling my pain! and yours
I mean, yours truly,
tired, I mean tried, but true
your SUGARPUSS JAKE GYLLENHAAL
(((((Jakey)))))
The pants look OK. I think the bush is intact.
O how I needed that hug! backatcha!
(((((danny)))))
"I think the bush is intact."
Excusez moi! Ya ever been to Marakeesh? The crablice are worse than the scorpions.
Because he is a big baby who can't handle things that grown-ups must face, like the death of a friend.
I don't know what kind of relationship Jake had with Heath. Were they close or not, I don't know.
I have had a feeling for almost year now that Heath's death was such an unexpected thing for Jake that the brutality and reality of the situaton hit Jake so hard that he still can't deal with it. He's just pushed it away. It's not about being close to Heath or not. I think Jake was shocked that someone, who was his age and his co-star, died. Just like that. It scared him. Jake doesn't look like a guy who can handle stress really well.
Jake's friend, Chris, lost his mother to cancer. I think this may have been the reason the G fanmly took Chris under their wing. Jake is a compassionate person, and I always assumed part of his interest in Livestrong was his being moved and saddened by Chris's mother's death from cancer.
Why would Jake avoid talking about Heath?
Because he is a big baby who can't handle things that grown-ups must face, like the death of a friend."
Ditto. I agree.
Naomi's brother also died because of cancer.
"Because he is a big baby who can't handle things that grown-ups must face, like the death of a friend."
Anyone Jake's age has not had alot of experience with death. It is a learning time.
^^^
You're right, but when our parents and uncles (the same generation)die, it's, unfortunately, the way things are on this earth. Even if they die way too early. I'm 28 too. My friend, who was 27, died last October. I couldn't handle it. When my dad died almost three years ago, I had a very hard time but...it was different. I don't know. What I've been trying to say is that the death of people who are your age scares you in a different way, because it reminds you once again that death can choose anyone anytime anywhere.
(((((5:19 PM)))))
^^Agreed. And imagine, 6 fucking pills killed him. I mean it's not that much he took, just the wrong combo and BAM dead. It's scary.
Im sure Heath's death was a shock to the entire actors community - but there is the constant insistance that Jake had a close relationship to Heath for which there is no evidence once the BBMt high settled down and this makes ongoing conversation about Jakes upset and/or non-upset simply fan conjecture; and since it's being going on for a year now it's become pretty boring for many,
Heath being in the news now arouses lots of emotion, will be weven more night AAwards and anniverary of his death.
Jake talked about Heath, in present tense. I believe that Ted and Lisa didn't make that up.
Ted's column today;
"Dear Ted:
I feel stupid for playing this game, but anyway...Is Baby Tile's mother the same person as Toothy's beard? Love the column!
—Jenny
Dear Good One:
I'm not playing "Three Degrees of Toothy Separation," sorry. But love ya back! "
Meaning....what exactly?
Six degrees of separation refers to the idea that, if a person is one step away from each person they know and two steps away from each person who is known by one of the people they know, then everyone is no more than six "steps" away from each person on Earth.
Dear Ted:
I feel stupid for playing this game, but anyway...Is Baby Tile's mother the same person as Toothy's beard? Love the column!
—Jenny
Dear Good One:
I'm not playing "Three Degrees of Toothy Separation," sorry. But love ya back!
Dear Ted:
I'm still entertained by the Toothy saga. I hope if and when he comes out it's for the right reasons, but sometimes it take's a little push. My guess for Toothy is Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He's the right age, born in the right place, has portrayed a gay character in Mysterious Ski, which was in release around the time the Toothy saga began. PS: I love Margo! She's adorable. Give her a treat for me.
—Ian
Dear Toothy Original:
Totally woof off, Margo says, sorry (think slicker, more famous).
The Awful Truth
Stephen wrote on 5 Jan:
It’s getting near the time when I should be drawing this part of my life to a close.
Kevin Bacon game
The game "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" was invented as a play on the concept: the goal is to link any actor to Kevin Bacon through no more than six connections, where two actors are connected if they have appeared in a movie together.
Stephen could write Ted's column.
everyone is no more than six "steps" away from each person on Earth
This theory really works. I've never thought how I can link myself to Jake, though. We are not even on the same continent:)
5:42, there's much more to it than that. Heath was Jake's colleague, he should have said something. I don't know why some of you continue to excuse him. Jake is nearly 30 years old now, and you wonder why Miss Southern Manners Reese didn't encourage him to do the right thing for someone other than her and her brats. No wonder Ted calls him slick. :(
and since it's being going on for a year now it's become pretty boring for many,
I think their relationship in whatever form will be discussed and talked about in years to come.
Wikipedia about six degrees of separation
Reese is such an annoying and spoild woman. Jake's connecion with her doesn't make him look good or likeable.
"I think their relationship in whatever form will be discussed and talked about in years to come."
among people for whom this continiues to be fertile fan fic.
It's funny how Jake's dad posts things online and even had a brief and tragic thing with JW, Jake's friend has his own blog but Jake used to check only J-date website (still,for the life of me, can't figure out what he was doing there, if he actully posted his picture and created a profile, the website would go to a meltdown;)and has never liked his internet fandom. I think he thinks we are craaaaaaaazyyyyyy.
6:02 PM
Yes, of course, fans will discuss it, who else? It's gossip and speculation, not fan fic.
He really doesn't sound like a very nice person inside at all.
Who?
I think he thinks we are craaaaaaaazyyyyyy.
I think most stars think that internet fans are a fanatic and crazy minority. See how much Witherspoon is disliked online, but people went to watch her last shitty movie and chose her as favourite actress.
People went to see a Christmas comedy, Vince and Reese. Favourite actress award is PR joke.
They must have voted online? Online fans are only the devil they know - at least they know what we think. Who knows about the rest? I had to laugh at Tina Fey, a person who makes her living making fun of people, taking issue with the internet.
I think he thinks we are craaaaaaaazyyyyyy.
Jake reads WFT2? Hi Jake!
"Three Degrees of Toothy Separation" = link Baby Tile's mother to Toothy through no more than three connections ?
^^I wondered about that too. :)
5:42 is probably the same poster who posted this on DC forum:
"Jake was NOT in TDK. He was just a co-star of Heath's in BBM (although they probably did get close for while during the promotion of BBM). I'm really getting annoyed with DC'ers making MORE of the Heath/Jake relationship than it was. They were not best friends (yes, I know Heath/Michelle named Jake Matilda's godfather but I think that was for a symbolic reason--and BTW, I know quite a few people who NEVER see their godparents), they were not brothers just co-stars in a film. They were not Jack and Ennis."
http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=24144.msg1478855#msg1478855
So, 5:42, why did Jake, in "Brothers" joked using a picture of Heath as his sweetheart in the prison scene?
5:42 here, I dont post on nor visit DC, and Im sure there are more than one person on the planet that have this opinion. you dont think so?
apparently you do post or lurk on DC. had your lungs checked lately for pollution?
None of that makes any difference as to whether Jake should have paid his respects to a colleague or not. They still worked together.
Of course fans are going to speculate about their relationship since there are conflicting reports about it and the ones in the know don't say a thing. I don't get why this topic bothers some people? Let the posters talk about it if they want to. Jeez!
"So, 5:42, why did Jake, in "Brothers" joked using a picture of Heath as his sweetheart in the prison scene?"
An interesting question. No one seems to know if it was an on-running homophobic joke and whether Natalie and Jake made fun of gays on a Gr Village street or whether an indication of Jake's undying love for Heath.
I doubt if we will ever know.
What do you think?
I have no idea what to think about him anymore.
6:28, if you visit DC you must be a babbler or a 'phobe. come on, fess up! you're among friends.
:D
I'm really getting annoyed with DC'ers making MORE of the Heath/Jake relationship than it was.
I'm really getting annoyed with people who refuse to use their brain.
My message to them: YOU TOO DON'T KNOW what happened between Jake and Heath. How could you know what's MORE or LESS?
^^LOL!
^^My lol was for the previous comment at 6:39.
every lol'er should be made to eat bok choy leeks olives and stewed rabbit. with a side of seaweed.
whooops sorry 6:39, I didnt think 6:41 was funny at all, I take back the rabbit cure.
So, 5:42, why did Jake, in "Brothers" joked using a picture of Heath as his sweetheart in the prison scene?"
Because Jake and Heath were secretly madly in love. They were indeed Jack and Ennis!!!
LOL. It seems like Jake wanted to inject some humor in a dark film and tie it in with his most famous movie. That's my guess.
But if you want to believe they were MADLY in love and that each night Jake goes to sleep crying over Heath and the last person Heath thought of before he passed (not Matilda) was Jake, then go ahead.
What do you think?
As you said either a (stupid) joke or an indication of something else. When a fan wins another dinner with Jake, they should ask him. ;)
I don't eat meat - I just deleted my Edible Island link! :)
But if you want to believe they were MADLY in love and that each night Jake goes to sleep crying over Heath and the last person Heath thought of before he passed (not Matilda) was Jake, then go ahead.
Oh come on!
I think they were good friends, at least during BM promo. As for the rest, one can only guess.
They don't need to have been madly in love; they worked together on a big film. Other people from BBM said something.
"Jake, I swear."
They don't need to have been madly in love; they worked together on a big film. Other people from BBM said something."
Trust me, I AGREE WITH YOU. But we're not talking about an adult here. Just a child trapped in the body of an adult.
What do you think?
Jake isn't homophobic, I have no doubt about it.
"And what if he, movie star Jake Gyllenhaal, could talk to a real life Jack Twist today?
Gyllenhaal's big eyes get even bigger and that grin curls up.
"I'd tell him, 'Gosh, I wish I could find a love that was so deep in my life. Oh, and don't worry, man. I've got your back.'"
link
I personally think it a sign of proper humility that Jake did not make a statement but slipped quietly in the back door for the LA memorial service and out again. He thought it would be really inappropriate to have his fans screaming his name at such a somber occasion.
As for hee hawing around town with Reese afterwards, it was his own personal Hollywood hip way of sitting shiva.
^^What? Fans were allowed to be at Heath's memorials?
"I'd tell him, 'Gosh, I wish I could find a love that was so deep in my life. Oh, and don't worry, man. I've got your back."
And this is why gyllenbabblers call themselves gyllenbabblers, they are actually proud of this inane nonsense.
Samantha, while you're sleeping Im gonna fart in yr face.
Posted on OMG:
Ted is giving a clue to Jake with "Three Degrees of Toothy Separation,"
From Defamer Live blogging of the Golden Globes:
"8:50: Three degrees of Jake Gyllenhaal! One of this viewing party's gays (don't you have some at yours?) reveals that his husband tutored the on-screen Jake Gyllenhaal in math at age 17."
Defamer
:50: Three degrees of Jake Gyllenhaal! One of this viewing party's gays (don't you have some at yours?) reveals that his husband tutored the on-screen Jake Gyllenhaal in math at age 17."
What does that mean? Please explain.
And this is why gyllenbabblers call themselves gyllenbabblers, they are actually proud of this inane nonsense.
Why is 'Gosh, I wish I could find a love that was so deep in my life. Oh, and don't worry, man. I've got your back. nonsense?
I'd tell him, 'Gosh, I wish I could find a love that was so deep in my life. Oh, and don't worry, man. I've got your back.
I actually liked this comment. This is the Jake who used to be sweet and open in interviews, not the guy who now is surly, opportunistic, snobbish, allmost mowing people down with his car, snubbing a close colleague who died tragically in order to hitch his wagon to a fading A-list flower in order to boost both their flagging careers, all the while playing Father of the Year to her children, who by all accounts, already have a devoted, loving and very involved real father of their own! :(
Three degrees of Jake Gyllenhaal! One of this viewing party's gays (don't you have some at yours?) reveals that his husband tutored the on-screen Jake Gyllenhaal in math at age 17
1. Michael K knows some gay guy
2. gay guy has a husband
3. husband tutored Jake in math.
Ergo - only 3 steps from Michael K to Jake!
Thanks.
Aw, I just think Jake needs a little vitamin F and he'll be fine.
Little Jake (17) had gay male math tutor? Mmm...
I know quite a few people who NEVER see their godparents
I'm one of them. Godparents aren't really important. If something happens to Michelle, God forbid, her or Heath's parents will take care of the kid. Not friends or godparents. It's just a title.
I'm sure Jake sends postcards or calls for important occasions. Many don't even do that.
7:27: Michale K didn't post that, read it again. Defamer was blogging live from the west coast, MK blogged from the east coat. The west coast blogger said hubby, MK isn't married.
Reading comprehension: It was a west coast party watching the awards show, how you got MK's name mixed up with that is a mystery.
Gay men are quite capable of being teachers, stop being a slimey homophobe you fat, disgusting fangirl.
Anonymous said...
So, 5:42, why did Jake, in "Brothers" joked using a picture of Heath as his sweetheart in the prison scene?
Because Jake is an a hole. Thats why.
What's wrong with using a picture of Heath as his sweetheart?
^ ^ ^
I think most of his co-workers think so.
how you got MK's name mixed up with that is a mystery
Easy - both blogging live, Defamer / Dlisted.
"What's wrong with using a picture of Heath as his sweetheart?"
You must be an a hole, too, if you think this was okay.
I don't get it, what was wrong with that?
You(yes it;s you) didn't get mixed up, they purposely posted false infomation with hopes that it would be posted elsewhere.
How the hel could anyone mixup defamer with MK blogging?? There were tons of bloggers blogging the GG's, but you chose MK because he is a "name" and you needed a "name" to attach to that bit to spread instead of some no-name.
You like K because he is one of the few bloggers that still make homophobic comments about Jake and others and racist and sexist posts as well, figures.
Gay men are quite capable of being teachers...
Huh? Who said anything about his teaching abilities? BTW, I'm interested only in tutor's sexual orientation. lol
8:26, calm down or I'll call you Queen Beruthiel!
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