Dear Ted:
Is Toothy Tile Vince Vaughn, and is Pickled Fickle from One Rent-a-Wreck Blind Vice Heather Locklear?
Gretas
Seattle
Dear Sexuality Crasher:
The real T2’s simply horrified you suggested Vaughn, horrified! See, Toothy’s rather svelte, and Pickled Fickle’s a man, dear. Give H.L. a little more credit.
Dear Ted:
Is it still true that the person featured in your Blind Vice is still named in your column the day the B.V. appears? Or since your column went daily, does the individual only appear sometime during the week when the B.V. is about to run?
Janie
Chicago
Dear Sneaking Around:
Darling, this is a gossip column, not Scientific American. We give clues all over the place, but it’s sort like sex — when we feel like it. And yes, often that's by mentioning the culprit elsewhere.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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P.S.
A true Toothy fan sent me a file containing all Toothy Tile blind items and Dear Ted letters. I’ll try to keep it updated:
Toothy Tile Archive
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July 31, 2008
Quakes, Queers 'n' Sneers!
Teddy C.'s house shakes as much as Christian Bale's rep these days! Plus, Tori dishes domesticity, not to mention 90210, and Toothy Tile has some majorly smokin' competition coming up, can't wait!
Dangerous Doings
Elsewhere, not only am I being chastised for saying I don’t buy Lance Armstrong’s new aw-shucks-I’m-just-an-American benevolence reinvention (this man’s a player like nobody’s biz, just ask freshly ejected Kate Hudson if you don't believe), Toothy Tile’s handlers ain’t too happy with me either, not to mention camp Tom Cruise, girlfriends. Sure, there are more than a few behind-the-scenes T-town wizards who would be more than happy to see my glass house shatter and crumble deep into a ravine...me, head first, along with it.
Read Herring?
Oh, before we get to such scintillating bits ‘n’ boobiness—means Tori Spelling’s on the way, trust—must tell you all that I dare say Toothy Tile must be paying a very well known, blockbuster-starring actor to homo-outdo his gay ways. Hate to be a tease ‘n’ all (that’s a damn lie), but you’ll just have to wait until Friday’s Blind Vice to find out the deets, hon-childs. I mean, maybe that nasty fag bitch Christopher Ciccone really has let loose something in the celeb air right now, what with his sibling-stabbing memoirs and the hilarious Cristina Crawford-esque interviews he’s pulling ‘round town. ‘Cause Toothy’s new matinee rival is pulling really over-the-top, stereotypical Rock Hudson retro sex shenanigans. Delish, can’t wait to tell you all!
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
Tuesday, 29 July 2008
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Interesting article about Hollywood PR and publicists
The truth about Hollywood publicists – timesonline.co.uk
summary from Gawker
^^^ Sounds interesting, I wish I could read it right away.
Jul 31, 2008
Quakes, Queers 'n' Sneers!
Teddy C.'s house shakes as much as Christian Bale's rep these days! Plus, Tori dishes domesticity, not to mention 90210, and Toothy Tile has some majorly smokin' competition coming up, can't wait!
Dangerous Doings
...
Elsewhere, not only am I being chastised for saying I don’t buy Lance Armstrong’s new aw-shucks-I’m-just-an-American benevolence reinvention (this man’s a player like nobody’s biz, just ask freshly ejected Kate Hudson if you don't believe), Toothy Tile’s handlers ain’t too happy with me either, not to mention camp Tom Cruise, girlfriends. Sure, there are more than a few behind-the-scenes T-town wizards who would be more than happy to see my glass house shatter and crumble deep into a ravine...me, head first, along with it.
Read Herring?
Oh, before we get to such scintillating bits ‘n’ boobiness—means Tori Spelling’s on the way, trust—must tell you all that I dare say Toothy Tile must be paying a very well known, blockbuster-starring actor to homo-outdo his gay ways. Hate to be a tease ‘n’ all (that’s a damn lie), but you’ll just have to wait until Friday’s Blind Vice to find out the deets, hon-childs. I mean, maybe that nasty fag bitch Christopher Ciccone really has let loose something in the celeb air right now, what with his sibling-stabbing memoirs and the hilarious Cristina Crawford-esque interviews he’s pulling ‘round town. ‘Cause Toothy’s new matinee rival is pulling really over-the-top, stereotypical Rock Hudson retro sex shenanigans. Delish, can’t wait to tell you all!
Toothy Tile has some majorly smokin' competition coming up, can't wait!
WTF?!?
All those young, half naked boys ... wow, is it hot in here or is it me?
Should we envy or feel sorry for Jake? lol
Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian Make Out At The Cock
If there's any remaining doubt about Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson being totally out of the closet, how's this for confirmation: A make-out session at New York's most notorious gay bar. Granted, "The Cock" tend to attract largely gays of the male persuasion, and DJ Ronson appears to have been there at least partly to satisfy her interest in the turntables and music (see picture, via Twerking). Also, it's in the East Village, which the couple have been haunting lately. But it still arches the eyebrows to see Lohan at such an unabashedly sleazy location, where blowjobs along the side wall and miscellaneous other "depravity" help retain the "seedy and vile" feel of the old location, which closed in 2005. After the jump, an excerpt of DJ Josh Sparber's report on Lohan's Cock visit.
Lindsay Lohan and DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson rolled up to my Monday night Twin Cheeks party at the Cock shortly before 3am last night and shut down the place with us at 4am, dancing to the Ting Tings' That's Not My Name and making small talk with the gays... The cute couple made out here and there but mostly enjoyed themselves, giving me the literal thumbs up at my playlist.
If a celebrity has a lesbian make-out session in a crowded gay bar and no one snaps a cameraphone pic, was she even ogled?
http://gawker.com/5031316/lindsay-lohans-lesbian-make-out-at-the-cock
I'll just say it's dangerous to fall in love with a man like Heath (unpredictable, self-destructive,...). He was a great guy (charming, capable,...), but everyone who loved him ended up hurt.
People will eventually move on, find new loves. Heath will stay dead, he hurt himself the most. He should have been more careful instead of throwing away a life and a great career.
:'(
Perez - Post from 2006 + 2 pics of Jake with Perez's "signature"
Geez, everybody is saying that Jake is a bottom - he couldn't be versatile.
Toothy Tile’s handlers ain’t too happy with me either, not to mention camp Tom Cruise
Does anyone know Ted & Tom story? What did Ted say about Tommy?
:'(
But it's the truth. I don't know how his relationships were to his various lovers and family, but he had a beautiful, healthy daughter and a career. There are so many Hollywood actors up there in Hollywood olymp who aren't half as talented as he was. :(
He should have tried to recover properly, but he chose to pop pill after pill. That's not how you solve your problems.
There are so many Hollywood actors up there in Hollywood olymp who aren't half as talented as he [Heath] was. :(
Ain't that the truth. His portrayal of The Joker is about as close to perfect as an actor gets. I think back on scenes and it's just amazing. It's a damn, cryin' shame that he's gone.
George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Anne Hathaway and Charlize Theron are among the celebrities expected on the red carpet at this year's Venice Film Festival. The 65th annual festival opens August 27 with the out-of-competition premiere of Joel and Ethan Coen's Burn After Reading, starring Coen favorite Clooney and his pal Pitt.
The newly single Hathaway – who appeared at the 2006 festival with The Devil Wears Prada – is expected to be there to promote Rachel Getting Married, a film about an ex-model who's been in and out of rehab for 10 years, then comes home for her sister's wedding.
Heath was very underrated while still alive. He supposedly never thought his performance in BBM was that good like the majority of critics claimed it was. In an interview Jake did when the movie came out he said that Ang brought out the best in his actors and that's what happened with Heath. I remember many attributing Heath's performance to Ang.
Jake was in many critically acclaimed movies before BBM and BBM was his crowning glory up until now. That's why Jake got most of the attention back in the day. For Heath everyone said BBM saved his career. Heath was a guy who wanted to try out many genres, he didn't want to repeat himself, unfortunately many of his films were panned by critics, but most of his performances were praised, directors noticed that and kept hiring him. TDK would have been his crowning glory, but unfortunately he's not there to enjoy all the praise and many new fans.
He supposedly never thought his performance in BBM was that good like the majority of critics claimed it was.
I remember Heath talking about his early TV role and commenting how bad he was.
^^He's is own worst critic then, as those who strive to do their best oftentimes are. He was superb as Ennis. He became Ennis, just like he did as The Joker. Probably Ennis will always be my favorite character of his, but I was so entranced by him in TDK, it's difficult to say now. It's terrible that he's not here to enjoy its success. :'(
Ledger's last scenes too much for Olsen
Late movie star Heath Ledger's close pal Mary-Kate Olsen had to leave a weekend screening of The Dark Knight just 20 minutes in, because she couldn't bear to see her dead friend on the big screen. The 22 year old, who was romantically linked to the tragic actor at the time of his death in January, felt sure she'd be OK during the film, but scenes of the brilliant Ledger as the Joker in the new Batman film upset her too much.
She attended a screening in Century City, California with friends six months to the day of Ledger's death, but left soon after the film began.
A pal tells Life + Style magazine, "It got to be too much for her. She wanted to go unnoticed, but people recognised her and started whispering. She felt really weird. "Between dealing with Heath onscreen and with everyone around her, she couldn't take it. So she left."
Ledger died from an accidental drug overdose and Olsen was dragged into the riddle surrounding his death when it emerged she was telephoned from the scene of the tragedy before emergency services.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/wenn/20080731/ten-ledger-s-last-scenes-too-much-for-ol-c60bd6d.html
I remember many attributing Heath's performance to Ang.
I don't remember this. Jake might've said it but the many reviews I read didn't. Do you have any links by any chance?
Michelle and her new boyfriend:
michelle & boyfriend
^^^ Heath Ledger's baby mama Michelle Williams, along with daughter Matilda, hit a small airport in Santa Monica yesterday along with the new man in her life, director Spike Jonze. Obviously, the photo will only further fuel rumors that the two have reached full-on couple status.
I don't remember this. Jake might've said it but the many reviews I read didn't. Do you have any links by any chance?
I think not many critics said this, but many posters on various message boards.
I don't get what's the big deal with Michelle finding a new man aside from the fact that he would be a father figure for Matilda, hopefully a good one.
Heath and Michelle broke up in April 07 but it was kept hush-hush until August. They weren't married probably not even engaged. Everybody is treating her like she's his widow, well she's not, she's just an ex-girlfriend, the only thing that makes her more important that Naomi Watts, Heather Graham, Cristina Caucchi (sp??), etc is that she's his baby mama.
As you can see, TMZ agrees with you - Heath Ledger's baby mama Michelle Williams.
I think this is only the first of many boyfirends Matilda's mom will have tbh.
I think not many critics said this, but many posters on various message boards.
LOL Boards and forums full of Jake besotted fans who kept saying how Jake was better than Heath in BBM and as an actor? OoooK, never mind.
10:02 I didn't mean to be snappy but all this turning of Michelle into a widow in the media pisses me off.
True, everyone seems to forget about Gemma Ward who was his galpal before he died.
Did anyone else notice that little Matilda Ledger almost always looks very serious almost sad, it seems to me lately more than ever. I hope everything's ok and Michelle's a good mother.
I believe Michelle is a good person - for me that's the first and most important requirement for being a good parent.
I believe Michelle is a good person - for me that's the first and most important requirement for being a good parent.
I hope you're right.
I think this is only the first of many boyfirends Matilda's mom will have tbh.
That's why it's important for her to have a constant father figure. Since Jake seems too busy to play second daddy to Reese's children, I hope Heath's friend Trevor will be a constant in her life.
Jake is busy filming and fauxmancing, he plays second daddy only for the photo ops.
11:32 AM / 11:34 AM
Think what you want, but don't give us that shit.
I hope Heath's friend Trevor will be a constant in her life.
Me too.
DO ME METER
If you don't secretly watch Gossip Girl, then take one glance at Chace Crawford and tell me you're not gonna start. Chacey-boy stepped out for the premiere of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants to support GG costar Blake Lively in New Yawk. This look of Chace's is oh-so scorchin' in many ways. First, he's not afraid to show up to a total babe flick to support a friend, so very chicky of him, love. Second, C2's coif is delightfully messy in a "I just got out of bed, don't you wish you'd been there with me and guess who was" kind of way. And finally, just look at Crawford's eyes. I'm afraid if I stare straight at those blue beauts my pants will start traveling too. But then, I'm married, so, I didn't say that.
Jake wants kids with Reese:
Reeke
What if she really ends up pregnant soon?
^if she gets pregnant and they get married, Jake is just another Travolta/Tom Cruise. Marriage and kids doesn't make someone less gay.
...according to a new report.
Didn't we hear exactly the same "report" 2 or 3 times before?
Source: Life & Style
*yawn*
Reeke is the most boring fauxmance couple with the most boring PR on the planet.
Babbler, go away.
So far we had:
a) engagement, marriage, kids
b) marriage, kids
c) kids, marriage
so next month we can use:
d) kids, engagement, marriage.
Michelle is in Santa Monica right now, Jake is rumored to be in Brentwood. It's very possible Michelle paid a visit. I wouldn't be suprised.
"d) kids, engagement, marriage."
No, next month we'll hear that they've decided to have joint transsexual operations, and Jake is going to start bearding for Reese!
This is what all closeted gay actors do during slow news cycles.
2:01 PM #1
Huh? What happened to PoP production?
I assume they went home to touch base, filming starts on 7/31, no practicing/rehearsal so it may be true that he was in L.A. over the weekend.
Babblers, make up your mind.
2:01 PM #1
You must be out of your mind.
You must be out of your mind.
Huh? Why?
Oh right Michelle and Matilda dying to go visit Reeke so all the children can play nice together too bad babblers dont know how.
And godfather/stepdaddy Jakey is gonna make more, and Naomi will babysit.
Disneyfic.
2:24 PM
So babblers simply ignore tabloid reports which don't support their views.
And accept as truth tabloid shit they like. Clever! LOL
If there wasn't a still a question about Jake's sexuality there would be very little interest in Reese or Reeke. The babblers are only interested in Reeke and Reese to the extent that they think it proves that Jake is straight. They need to keep pushing Jis because deep down they still have doubts. Reeke in and of itself is completely and utterly boring.
ITA 3:02 PM
Babblers make that clear every single day.
btw, if anyone thinks Perez named Jake "GyllenHO" because Jake was a pussyhound, you've got kitty litter in your brain. Perez called him that because Jake whored for fame. Jake had a rep for courting attention and sleeping with whomever (boy or girl) would help his career.
TT BI, Oct 2006 - the only time I've read details about "casting couch".
Did I miss similar rumors, is there more?
DL gossip:
"Did you know Roland Emmerich is gay?!
I never heard any news or suspected that the mega-director and producer of INDEPENDENCE DAY, GODZILLA, DAY AFTER TOMORROW, THE PATRIOT and 10,000 B.C. was queer. Until I read on Brent Corrigan's blog today that Emmerich co-hosted a private pool party of hot dudes with Bryan Singer during L.A.'s Gay Pride celebration last week!
Brent Corrigan attended and wrote: "I can’t remember the last time I saw so many exclusively attractive boys and men in one place! We felt like Hollywood celebrities, drinking and rubbing shoulders with big time directors and celebrities like Lance Bass. Thanks Josh for getting us in to that!"
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It's no secret. Anyone who has a party in the hills has to have shuttle van service as there's nowhere to valet the cars. You can get away with valet in the flats of Beverly Hills but not the Hollywood Hills.
But there's another little rub with this scene -- 19 year olds are so easy to impress. The gay ones especially, they're all gorgeous transplants form the Midwest, don't have a fucking clue, and here they are going to their first parties, but not just any parties -- parties with *famous* people. Boy oh boy, how sad it is to hear the names they drop out of their mouths.
R6 these parties usually have wrist bands and lists to get in to avoid just that, the one guy who texts all his friends and they wind up rushing the place. Although a couple of times I suspect the doorman with the list was there to impress the attendees and make them feel special.
R8, these parties aren't exactly brimming with philosophy majors hashing out the conflict between Spinoza and Leibniz. But you sound like you'd enjoy this scene. Good for you. It creeped me the fuck out. But I also find parties in Malibu creepy as well as most displays of wealth and power in LA.
I always wondered about what went down (or perhaps didn't) between Jake and Sam Mendes after listening to Mendes' commentary on the dvd of Jarhead.
I always wondered about what went down (or perhaps didn't) between Jake and Sam Mendes after listening to Mendes' commentary on the dvd of Jarhead.
What did Sam Mendes say?
Jake said to interviewer some day he'll talk about Rendition negotiations with David Fincher which were apparently odd. As was J's having DF under his thumb totally at Cannes, straightening his tie, as he used to do with Heath, leaning against his shoulder familiarly in press conference.
expect Jake to end up with an older man, director, most likely.
no need to put Jake, or anyone, for that matter, in a box. Fellini, was it, that said he kept separate love, sex, marriage, friendship.
just recalled Jake saying a few times, or rather, two times, that he learned in therapy he was a "masochist".
o. that explains everything.
As was J's having DF under his thumb totally at Cannes, straightening his tie, as he used to do with Heath,
The difference is, Jake didn't get a boner fixing David's tie, but he got one attempting to fix Heath's tie at the DGA's. ;)
^^ It seems the thought of touching Heath aroused him. Isn't it cute?
Awww... LOL
ITA, 5:04, but I think he gave DF a boner in Cannes. And kept it up.
ITA, 5:04, but I think he gave DF a boner in Cannes. And kept it up.
Oh! ;)
"Prince of Persia Pushed Back a Year
Source: ComingSoon.net July 31, 2008
Walt Disney Pictures has moved the Jerry Bruckheimer-produced Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time out of its June 19, 2009 release date spot (which would have been a week before Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is opening) and has pushed it back almost a year to May 28, 2010, which is the week after Shrek Goes Fourth is scheduled and a week before Marvel Studios' Thor.
With Memorial Day being observed on May 31, 2010, the movie would have a four day opening, unless it debuts earlier in the week.
The Mike Newell-directed video game adaptation stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton, Alfred Molina and Ben Kingsley. Gyllenhaal will play Dastan, a young prince in sixth century Persia who must join forces with Tamina (Arterton), a feisty and exotic princess, to prevent a villainous nobleman from possessing the Sands of Time, a gift from the gods that can reverse time and allow its possessor to rule the world."
comingsoon.net
4:57 I don't know, I've watched the press conference at Cannes and Jake and DF didn't seem very chummy. DF seemed to like Mark Ruffalo a lot better.
What about Jake complaining about DF during the Zodiac promotion? Jake might've used the casting couch but with DF, I don't buy it.
What about Jake complaining about DF during the Zodiac promotion? Jake might've used the casting couch but with DF, I don't buy it.
Me neither.
Walt Disney Pictures has moved the Jerry Bruckheimer-produced Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time out of its June 19, 2009 release date spot...
One of the comments:
"Wow! It looks like one movie studio is scared of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I don't blame them either. I felt sorry for the movies opening before The Dark Knight (like Hellboy II: The Golden Army). But from a business standpoint, I understand why Walt Disney Pictures is doing it... I just don't like that it is basically a year later. Now we have to wait longer for this movie! It is good that it is after Shrek Goes Fourth, and I am not putting a lot of stock in Marvel's Thor right now. I wonder why they couldn't simply move the release date further in the Summer of 2009?"
I don't recall some of the smaller things Mendes said, and some of it was just the tone in which he talked about Jake, and I just got a sense that there was tension between the two of them. But the one thing I do remember is the commentary for the scene when the soldiers simulate having sex while the reporter is visiting. Mendes makes a crack about how an actor was hired just to given Jake a blow job in that scene and he says something else about it too which I can't remember, maybe something to the effect (but not in those words) of what an honor it was for him to do that.
Does it mean we have to endure another two years more of this Reeke bearding with engagement, pregnancy, marriage and so on until the release of PoP in 2010?
It seems the thought of touching Heath aroused him. Isn't it cute?
^_^
Jake has two movies out this and next year. PoP will come out in 2010, so what? Big deal!
"The difference is, Jake didn't get a boner fixing David's tie, but he got one attempting to fix Heath's tie at the DGA's. ;)"
Picture, anyone?
I give you the shoulder giggle and snuggle during Cannes press converence, tie straigtening, Jake likes to caretake guys, witness breakfast date with Chris F, Heath action, etc., he is SO CUTE when he does this, and see Interview mag interview, DF interviwing, but Jake in control
Dont think there was casting couch action, but DF wanted him bad, as Jake said, and in my opinion Jake was miscast in this role. And knew it, and so did a few others, namely RDJr. I think it was uncomfortable for Jake and he compensated for his own disappointment and annoyance and humiliation by making DF his bitch in public.
Eyes of the beholder. Pay no attention to me. I have no idea what Im talking about.
I don't recall some of the smaller things Mendes said, and some of it was just the tone in which he talked about Jake, and I just got a sense that there was tension between the two of them.
Just to make sure - good kind of tension, right?
Picture as requested by 5:26.
jake/heath/dga
^Jake's ledgerection :)
'Zodiac' Photocall - Cannes Film Festival
JG and DF tie straigtening:
http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/thumbnails.php?album=994&page=7
Jake's adorable when he gets hot.
OMG, I do see little Jake being a little bit perky in this picture. Wonder what's the story of this was. Jake is devouring Heath with his eyes in this picture. Oh the naughty thoughts...
Thanks, anon 5:36
5:40 referring to 5:36
Ah Jake, you little devil!
Not sure if it was good tension or bad tension between Mendes and Jake. Maybe a bit of both. I wondered if Mendes was attracted but did nothing, or whether he tried and was rejected, or, whether the casting couch came into play and affected how they interacted. I could never decide. In contrast, the writers of the book and the script clearly loved Jake and thought he did a great job, something I never heard Mendes say.
I see, we need to listen to Mendes' Jarhead DVD commentary :)
2004 Vanity Fair Oscars Party 1
2004 Vanity Fair Oscars Party 2
2004 Vanity Fair Oscars Party 3
P.S. Kiki's right behind Jake. lol
* Oscar
Aww, how he's looking at Heathy. Thanks 6:14.
Wow, Jake's stare is amazing.
I can understand Jake, Heath was sexy, his voice, the Aussie accent, his body and movements. I would have wanted to bone him too.
just recalled Jake saying a few times, or rather, two times, that he learned in therapy he was a "masochist".
o. that explains everything.
That boy sure talks too much!
I don't think Jake was miscast in Zodiac because he did not stick out noticeably in the movie and he had chemistry with both Downey and Ruffalo. The movie itself had its problem appealing to an audience for an obvious reason: it's a long movie with a lot of talking heads, a meandering plot and not much action.
So Ted has a hard-on for Chace now? Didn't know he goes for young twinky types? The boy does have flawless skin even in the high-resolution head shot, and the eyes are stunning if rather vacant-looing. Chace and his roommate/costar Ed would make a dreamy gay couple in life or in slash fiction. Will Ted be pushing the same storyline? Even an old gossipy mummy like Cindy Adams has been hopping on that train lately.
Roland Emmerich has always been pretty open about being gay. If you look at some of the shots of Jake and Austin together in TDAT, you can see that Roland framed them to show off the sparks that he saw flying between them. I bet they've been to a few of his parties.
Didn't someone say Reese had her tubes tied years ago. It came out when she sued a rag for saying she was pregnant.
So, Roland is like the first Toothy Believer, before there were TBs! Do you think he cast the damn movie to find a perfect match for Jake? lol Really, JD is such a superfluous character in the movie. But I think Jaustin played up their chemistry, so that JD turns out to be less of a snob or a rival for the girl, and more of a potential friend (and we hope lover in the sequel ;-) for Sam.
I always thought the sparks must have flown between Jake and Austin at auditions and that Roland cast Austin because of that. i do think he played up that in the movie. Look at the scene where JD tells Sam he can have the girl, the look he gives Sam says something else, more like, who cares about the girl, I want you!
""Prince of Persia Pushed Back a Year
Source: ComingSoon.net July 31, 2008"
I guess that the Paris photo-op wasn't enough penance after the limp-wrist faux-pas. Oh well...
""Prince of Persia Pushed Back a Year. Source: ComingSoon.net July 31, 2008"
Guess TDK really scared the movies studios out. Anything that has or will open around now can't compete with TDK and who can compete with Heath's Joker. Besides, I still think that the whole computer game into movie/TV show into movie has passed it's time. Maybe Disney is using the time to reasess if they still want to make this movie. Maybe the filming is on hiatus and if Jake is in LA, that's why.
6:14, thanks for those pics. Jake was always eyefu*cking Heath wherever they went. There is also something in Heath's dominant-male demeanor round Jake. I think he was very conscious of the puppy-dog eyes.
These two were clearly intensely aware of each other whenever in the same vicinity. If Jake's a masochist, he must have enjoyed the pain of wanting what he couldn't have. ;)
Interestingly, in photos Jake usually seemed to be looking at Austin, too, not the other way around.
5:36, sorry to bother you, but is the heath/jake/dga picture available anywhere else besides IHJ? If not, no worries.
I always thought the sparks must have flown between Jake and Austin at auditions and that Roland cast Austin because of that.
Hee.... Certain gay men do have a sixth sense about chemistry between people (it's more than just a gaydar)... like two supposedly straight boys who have potential for being gay together.
Just as Jake and Austin seem to have gone separate ways or at least gone underground, I wonder if the Jake and Chris friendship had gone cold as well what with Chris forsaking New York City for his family farm business and doing a cooking show about Martha's Vinyard. The last time they were photographed together was at the marathon, right?
11:00 PM ITA, I think Heath was definitely aware I mean how could he not be? Jake was like you said "eyefu*cking him wherever they went". hehehe
You nailed it with your assessment of the situation, imo. I wish I were in the room with them at some point, that would've been interesting to say the least.
The last time they were photographed together was at the marathon, right?
Wrong. NYC this past March.
As we must have learned by now from Reeke, being photographed together means very little.
Jake and Austin TDAT 1
Jake and Austin Lakers 1
Jake and Austin TDAT 2
Jake and Austin TDAT 3
"Disney pushes 'Persia' to 2010
Studio wants to allow time for post-production
Disney and producer Jerry Bruckheimer have pushed back the release of fantasy actioner "Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time" by nearly a year, from June 19, 2009, to Memorial Day weekend 2010.
Officially, Disney said it wants to allow plenty of time for post-production considering that the tentpole will require extensive special effects to create its fantasy world and setpieces.
In addition, however, the move takes "Prince of Persia" out of the path of "Transformers 2," which DreamWorks and Paramount open on June 26, 2009.
Filmmaker Mike Newell began lensing the pic last week in Morocco and will remain there until the production moves to London.
Decision to delay the release by a year caught some by surprise, although the calendar could continue to see major reshufflings because of the ongoing labor strife in Hollywood. Studios may want to allow for extra cushion in case of any production delays.
Bruckheimer and Disney don’t want to take any chances with "Prince of Persia," which they are hoping turns into a mega-franchise, along the lines of "Pirates of the Caribbean," that can feed the entire Disney empire, from sequels to potential TV or direct-to-DVD spinoffs, merchandise and Disney theme-park attractions."
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117989907.html?categoryId=13&cs=1
2:27 AM
Nice try!
Maybe Disney is using the time to reasess if they still want to make this movie. Maybe the filming is on hiatus and if Jake is in LA, that's why.
Time is money, actors have other projects - can't think of any reason to stop or delay the production at this point.
So Ted has a hard-on for Chace now? Didn't know he goes for young twinky types?
All men are sluts by design.
Maybe Disney is using the time to reasess if they still want to make this movie. Maybe the filming is on hiatus and if Jake is in LA, that's why.
Variety: Filmmaker Mike Newell began lensing the pic last week in Morocco and will remain there until the production moves to London.
Jake and Austin pictures
:)
"Jake eyef***ing Heath"- one of the best expressions I've read here so far. Jake has this way of looking at people, he's sometimes so intense that I think he can set something on fire with his stare. But with Heath,his eyes were always glued to Heath, he just couldn't help himself.
Jake eyef***ing Heath
Why are you using ***?
Because I don't know if is appropriate to drop the f bomb here
Yes, it is. We hate fake nice people with a passion.
P.S. I’m not implying that 11:00 PM, 12:16 AM and ZZZ are fake nice :)
"Finally some good news. Jake Gyllenhaal is so proud of his recently buffed biceps, says Star, that he has asked for assurance that at least 80% of his "Prince of Persia" costumes will be sleeveless. In other news, Gyllenhaal is now being managed by Mario Lopez."
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/08/01/2008-08-01_katie_holmes_boots_the_cruise_inlaws.html
ok...I'll go for it.
Jake...EYEFUCKING Heath. Always!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
Don't forget, using full words makes searching easier :)
That's a great picture of them. Heath is totally aware of the LOOK.
Jh
Source IHJ.
Jake and Austin pictures
:)
Holy Nostalgia. More than a year without any new ones. Over at IHJ, the 2008 gallery has been essentially a big Reeke PR special.
More Jake and Austin pics
bedhead
working out
Lakers 3
bookstore
Toothy Tile, doll-hon, you’ve met your homo match. ‘Cause there’s a new rising, closeted star in town (actually, he’s been rising for, like, ages now, but, whatev) who’s putting your clandestine, closeted—not to mention kinky!—ways to shame. Maybe you know him? Name’s Crotch Uh-Lastic. Ring a bell, babe? Thought so.
Now, keep in mind, Toothy and Crotch have never made a flick together, though they do both go in for the same roles rather often. Similar brooding thing going on. You know, that tough yet tangible, touchable, almost boyish loveliness, a little crusty on the sides, too. Know the type? Oh who cares about actor oeuvre, let’s get to the dirty part and oozing sex outta control, my little horn-hons!
So Crotch, like a lot of his hetero counterparts in this Biz, is all wrapped up in fantasy. Whereas Toothy likes it dangerous and out in the open—Hollywood parking lots, anybody?—Crotch prefers his assignations played out as if they were the plots of one of his artier flicks (he's had plenty). This is how the boy likes it: He chooses a stud, latest one being a straight—wink, wink, right—trainer who’s busy trying to get a modeling/acting/smoldering-look career going and asks him to come over to the Hollywood pad. Mr. U.-L. has an East Coast home, too, but the pool in his Hollywood hang is so much fun for game playing. The man-meat Crotch has selected is told, beforehand, to await his limo ride to the Hell-Ay house and, once he arrives, to head straight to the pool area, adorned with chaise lounges. On these tastefully tufted settees, like little lost Saks Fifth Avenue summer catalog lovelies, lay various box-cut (never Speedo, how Matthew McConaughey!) swim trunks.
Silently, oh so discreetly, the stud-for-hire is then told to take off all his clothes and put on any of the suits he likes, at which point Crotch struts out and the inevitable seduction, complete with end-of-the-show water works, begin. And Crotch can only get the ol’ equipment up and hosing, I’m told, if said scenario is pursued.
How damn exhausting. Whatever happened to a little sweat, not too much intrigue and even fewer props? Is that so old-fashioned? For Crotch, the answer would be yes.
Ain't: Tobey Maguire, Topher Grace, McBongo
Soure: The Awful Truth
I think they never looked more couply than in this "bedhead" photo. Austin was like: I am the lucky guy who gets to drive this one to an appointment, yes I am. Jake was like: Why am I standing next to you, anyway? You dork.
That's a great photo 6:35. Both look good.
Jake & Heath in so far isn't as interesting as Jake & Austin, because it likely was one-sided (Jake being the one crushing), but Jake and Austin were probably the real deal.
this ‘bedhead’ pic is not in included in the link above and it’s beautiful.
more Jake and Austin
Casanova premiere
coffee pics
lakers 2
biking
Austin was like: I am the lucky guy who gets to drive this one to an appointment, yes I am. Jake was like: Why am I standing next to you, anyway? You dork.
Austin: I'll show you why at any parking lot of your choosing.
more J & A
wiping
talking
birthday
more J & A
wiping
You got me thinking for a second: "Wiping?!? What wiping?" lol
this ‘bedhead’ pic is not in included in the link above and it’s beautiful.
As Ted said: delightfully messy in a "I just got out of bed, don't you wish you'd been there with me and guess who was" kind of way.
Jake & Heath in so far isn't as interesting as Jake & Austin, because it likely was one-sided (Jake being the one crushing), but Jake and Austin were probably the real deal.
I think you're right. But who knows that Heath didn't weaken just once? ;) All it would take (according to rumor) is for Heath to have gotten a little hiGH.
Jake and Austin, though...stone-cold sober.
A little hiGH? Nope, not needed when I'm around.
I can make them fly.
I can make them fly.
But only if the fly is open...
Fly me to the Moon
Let me sing among those stars
Let me see what Spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby kiss me
Fill my heart with song
Let me sing for ever more
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore
In other words, please be true
In other words, I love you
Romantic Fool... Is that you, Austi? Are you still waiting for Jake to come to his senses?
A good spanking might do the trick.
I think Jake and Heath loved and respected each other. Jake probably had a little crush, but I doubt there was more.
dga
A good spanking might do the trick.
Yes, please, I'd love that!
Jake probably had a little crush, but I doubt there was more.
Well, a fiance and a kid make a pretty large cockblock.
Well, a fiance and a kid make a pretty large cockblock.
True.
Jake & Heath in so far isn't as interesting as Jake & Austin, because it likely was one-sided (Jake being the one crushing), but Jake and Austin were probably the real deal.
Au contraire, I find something very intriguing about it however I look at it.
It was interesting how Heath and Michelle hooked up so quickly just when Jake was back in LA away from the set. Yes, it could be love a first sight but it always felt like Michelle was Heath's security blanket that he latched on for his own reason.
Both J&H and J&A have their intriguing qualities for speculations. But I can see why it's more comforting to focus on J&A. J&A can still have a happy ending - longshot though it may be, but alas, J&H can only be a sad, sad story.
It was interesting how Heath and Michelle hooked up so quickly just when Jake was back in LA away from the set. Yes, it could be love a first sight but it always felt like Michelle was Heath's security blanket that he latched on for his own reason.
During the Torgan interview Heath said he first saw Michelle outside a studio idk, whether in L.A. or somewhere else and he said he liked her immediately. That was before filming began. On set he used to ask Ang when Michlle will arrive finally. Heath loved it to be in love and when he fell out of love he started looking for another woman. Who knows what would have been between Jake and Heath if Heath didn't fall for Michelle? I think Jake has a strong preferance for men, but although I think Heath prefered women, I think he experimented with guys too.
9:46 is right, it's better concentrating on Jake and Austin, that's a couple that has a realistic chance to get together. Jake and Heath, as we all know there is no future. :(
Hell, I'll concentrate on Jake and any man as long as I don't have to think about Reeke. Gag.
9.42 I agree. Heath never seemed to be head over heels in love with Michelle, like he was with Naomi for example, otoh Michelle looked totally smitten.
10:03
Evev Jake and Danny Devito? ;-)
Both J&H and J&A have their intriguing qualities for speculations. But I can see why it's more comforting to focus on J&A.
J & Austin may have had a bit more real-world possibility than J & Heath ever did, but both A and H are equally impossible now. Heath is gone and there's no place for A in the new world Jake inhabits.
With PoP delayed, there can be no cozy shots of Jake and any male "pal" for 2 years or more. (Unless somebody screws up.) This franchise is big, they have too much invested. JAKE has too much invested. He's gotta be Mr Duddly Disney Do-right. It's Reeke for the long-haul.
So, since we're dealing with Toothy Tile's mantasies anyway, Heath and Austin could both apply. I don't know what to make of Chris, though.
10:03
Evev Jake and Danny Devito? ;-)
LOL no, actually you know what - right now even the idea of Jake and Danny Devito sounds more appealing to me than Reeke and that’s saying A LOT. :X
2:46 AM - thanks for reposting the article about Hollywood publicists. The Fame Formula sounds like a good read.
"In the book Borkowski relates that in the last interview Tom Cruise did for Rolling Stone, his publicist turned down 14 journalists before agreeing on one."
Which rags and writers Jake's team line up for him to promote Brothers will reveal a lot.
Heath loved it to be in love and when he fell out of love he started looking for another woman.
Can't hold that against him, falling in love is the best feeling ever.
I can see Jake and Danny smoking hashish in Marakeesh. . . hot!
A straight journalist wrote recently about meeting Heath. Sorry I cant remember where I saw the article. Maybe on ONTD in the last 10 days or so. Anyway, journalist mentioned that he could not take his eyes off Heath, even though Naomi Watts, who was gorgeous, was standing right nearby. That's how potent Heath's sexual charisma was. I imagine Jake was a goner from day 1 around him.
Oh boy! said...
"In other news, Gyllenhaal is now being managed by Mario Lopez."
Most interesting. I wonder if that is serious or meant as a joke?
From Wikipedia:
Mario Lopez was married to Ali Landry for 2 weeks, ending on May 15, 2004. The marriage was annulled over alleged infidelities committed by Lopez during the relationship, and particularly the week leading up to the wedding. There have been rumors that Lopez is gay, to which he responded on Mind of Mencia by doing a Brokeback Mountain parody as well as a monologue about how it is not true.
"A straight journalist wrote recently about meeting Heath. Sorry I cant remember where I saw the article. Maybe on ONTD in the last 10 days or so. Anyway, journalist mentioned that he could not take his eyes off Heath, even though Naomi Watts, who was gorgeous, was standing right nearby. That's how potent Heath's sexual charisma was. I imagine Jake was a goner from day 1 around him."
Heath's sexuality was raw and palpable, there's just something about him that I can't put my finger on but I can feel while looking at pics, videos, movies of his, so I completely understand why people around him were so drawn to him. He had that IT whatever that ‘it’ is.
"In other news, Gyllenhaal is now being managed by Mario Lopez."
Most interesting. I wonder if that is serious or meant as a joke?
It could be a reference to this:
Mario Lopez: The Most Shirtless Man in America
After seeing actor and Dancing With the Stars champion Mario Lopez's current shirtless TV Guide cover (at left) and recent People magazine spread, we couldn't help but wonder: just how shirtless is Mario Lopez? We decided we'd compare him to other popular be-pec'ed celebrities — perpetually half-nude actor Matthew McConaughey and dancer/romancer Justin Timberlake, for example — by having our esteemed assistant Nicola conduct a Google image search in the hopes of attaining some sort of shirtlessness ratio. Our results proved our suspicions: 13 of the top 20 results for a Google image search for Lopez's name come up with shirtless pics— or 65%. Thus making Mario Lopez the Most Shirtless Man in America.
http://gawker.com/397137/mario-lopez-the-most-shirtless-man-in-america
"falling in love is the best feeling ever. . "
what was it Ang said to Jake about feeling a thousand rivers in him, or some thing similar ?
The only thing worse than bearding or bearding alone is bearding for a long time. God, I wonder if Jake saw this coming. Two years of servitude and loneliness. His therapist will be busy for years.
How many Edible Island videos can Chris make in two years?
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More Reeke PR in People:
Gyllenhaal's Costar: 'I Dig Jake and Reese Together'
The romance between Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon is soooo "right," a friend of the couple tells PEOPLE. "I dig Jake and Reese together," says Clifton Collins Jr., an old pal of Witherspoon, 32, and Gyllenhaal's costar in the upcoming film Brothers. "They seem happy."
And Collins Jr., should know. "I've known her since she was 17 – we used to have the same agent. She's precious. She's fun and sweet, and dedicated – she really cares about her work," he tells PEOPLE at the Maxim Extreme Sports Party on Thursday at the Stork club in Los Angeles.
Gyllenhaal, 27, seems a great match for her, he says. "He's got this big, lovable heart. He's just like that." So would Gyllenhaal make a good dad?
You betcha, he adds. In fact, "He's a big kid. And he's very playful." Indeed, Gyllenhaal has had a lot of practice: He's uncle to 22-month-old Ramona, his sister Maggie Gyllenhaal's child with Peter Saarsgaard, and has been spending lots of time with Witherspoon and her kids, Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4.
Watching Gyllenhaal and Witherspoon together, "I see smiles, so something's gotta be [going] right," Collins Jr. says.
Reporting by VANESSA DIAZ
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20216324,00.html
Im sure Jake knows how to move under the radar.
does anyone know if the gossip on the Brothers set about Jake "jokingly" posting a picture of Heath in his prison cell was true, false or in the barrel?
More Reeke PR in People
Making up this week's sighting wasn't enough.
I wonder if Jake saw this coming. Two years of servitude and loneliness. His therapist will be busy for years.
Welcome to Hollywood. Please deposit your soul in the nearest trash receptacle.
3:44 PM
I would say we (really) have no way of knowing.
"jokingly" posting a picture of Heath in his prison cell
Adverbs cost you extra. It's the writer's opinion as to whether any act is done jokingly or sincerely.
My impression is the story is legit, but the writer was not comfortable with the homosexual undertone and had to throw in the opinion that Jake meant it as a joke.
Or the writer's editor, or Jake's PR people when they vetted the script.
3:34 the only thing I can truly believe in this article is that Jake will make a great dad one day. I hope(if he's gay and wants to beard for as long as his career lasts) he finds a decent babymama for that and not Reese.
I don't think Heath chose the right mother for his child. Matilda does not look happy (rarely has), the only times she looked happy to me was when she was with Heath. I can't shake off the feeling that something's not right, I can't put my finger on it. I hope I'm wrong though and Michelle is a better Mother than I give her credit for.
Last thing, mark my words Michelle will have many, many boyfriends and Matilda therefor many, many stepdads. This can't be good for a child. Some people don't change partners very often others do, I think Michelle belongs to the second category. I don't condemn that, but I think people must first and foremost think about their offspring. The majority of people unfortunately doesn't do that though.
ITA 3:54. and curiously, in my view, fans seemed to buy it without question. oh isnt that cute.
adverb not mine, why it is in quotes.
***I don't think Heath chose the right mother for his child***
I'm sure Michelle is an ok mother
***Matilda does not look happy***
I haven't seen any pictures of Mathilda since Heath's passing but sometimes small children look cranky because they're sleepy or boring or just want some attention,nothing to do with bad parenting
I do think she tried to trap Heath with the baby and that didn't work.
Go ahead,hate me for saying it,but that is my opinion since way before they broked up :(
I do think she tried to trap Heath with the baby and that didn't work.
I agree.
How many Edible Island videos can Chris make in two years?
Jake will visit the island for some munchhies once in a while, right? Chris is Jake's bro in (self-imposed) exile, afterall. What, Reese won't give him time off during the summer? Will Chris and Austin unite forces to rescue Jake? Maybe one of them will win the lotteries and buy out Jake's breading contract.
4:12 - yes, I know what you mean - have seen that discussion ... "the article says he did it jokingly and therefore Jake must be straight or else you're calling him a liar" Ai ai ai ...
I do think she tried to trap Heath with the baby and that didn't work.
Go ahead,hate me for saying it,but that is my opinion since way before they broked up :(
While promoting Brothers Grimm in sommer 2005, Heath was asked in an interview whether the baby was planned and he said "not really". But I think he still was looking forward to the child and was very happy when she was born. In one of his last interviews he said Matilda meant everything to him.
I do think she tried to trap Heath with the baby and that didn't work.
I agree.
I disagree. I think Michelle walked out of their engagement not the other way around. I do think Matilda was unplanned and just happened but they both thought naively having a baby together meant they were meant to be. That happens to may straight couples.
I was being PRO Jake and Austin :D
But I think he still was looking forward to the child and was very happy when she was born. In one of his last interviews he said Matilda meant everything to him.
OF COURSE HE LOVED HIS BABY!! JUST NOT TOTALLY COMPROMISED WITH THE MOTHER,
THEY WERE TOGETHER LIKE WHAT? ONLY 3 YEARS? IN THE MEANTIME THEY LIVED TOGETHER AND HAD A KID AND STILL 5 MINUTES LATER THEY SPLIT.
C'MON,DON'T BE SO NAIVE, HE WAS WITH HER DURING AWARD SEASON AND A LITTLE BIT AFTER THAT, SHE BROKED UP WITH HIM BECAUSE SHE WAS MAKING A FOOL OF HERSELF WITH THAT NEVERENDING ENGAGEMENT.I DO THINK HE FELT SORRY FOR THE BREAK UP,THOUGH
BUT I DON'T THINK THAT WAS A FACTOR TO HIS DYING.
ANYWAY,DOESN'T MATTER ANY MORE
In 2005/2006 Heath kept referring to Michelle as "my girlfriend" while Michelle referred to him as "my husband", that right there speaks volumes in my opinion. They would've lasted much less if it weren't for Matilda who I think Heath loved more than anything.
My impression is that Michelle tried to trap him, not even a year before she got pregnant Heath and Naomi broke up and one of the reasons was that she wanted a baby and he didn't. Just a coincidence?!
Even if Reeke was real, why would Reese have a child with another man so soon? She has two little kids who need their mother, having another kid with another man right now would be unfair to Ava and Deacon. That being said, I don't think, even if they are a couple, that Reese will get pregnant anytime soon, if ever again.
My dear,hopeless romantic 4:25,
Heath and Michelle had problems in their relationship from the begining.Remember that infamous video where he says she is going to give him a lot of shit...
nobody talks about their partners in that way in front of a bunch of strangers!!
although, at least they were A REAL COUPLE, for bad or for good, they lasted what they had to last and neither of them tried to sell an unhappy marriage to the media while in doors they were at each other's throats. So at the end they weren't perfect,maybe, but they were descent and honest,that is so much more anybody can say about... i don't know,let's just say for example: REESE&RYAN!!!!
Even if Reeke was real, why would Reese have a child with another man so soon?
MONEY AND PUBLICITY IS A GOOD REASON, DON'T FORGET WHAT THIS BITCH'VALUES ARE ALL ABOUT...
AND BESIDES I BET PART OF HER "REEKE CONTRACT" IS TO PLAY AS SURROGATE MOTHER FOR THE BABY JAKE WANTS SO BAD,
WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT OF BEING MARRIED FOR JAKE IF HE DOESN'T BECOME A FATHER?
4:59, I get your point, but I really hope he'll find another woman to have his baby, please not Reese.
4:38 PM / 4:59 PM
Stop shouting.
5:03PM
SORRY!!
i'll stop,promise ;)
I just saw the cutest picture of Ryan Seacreast and some cute guy coming out of a grocery store with a cart full of stuff. It is actually a NPH blog but scroll down to where you see Seacreast is gay and the picture is in there. I just don't understand why these people don't come out. At least Ryan is now living his life openly and not making out with women for photo ops anymore.
http://wordpress.com/tag/neil-patrick-harris/
I thought Michelle was low key? Now she flies around with private jets with Spike Jonze. How attitudes change.
I know Jake also uses private jets every once in a while. The last time when he flew to the Cannes film festival, but him being so concerned about the environment makes his actions kinda hypocritical.
I just saw the cutest picture of Ryan Seacreast and some cute guy coming out of a grocery store with a cart full of stuff.
Is that picture new? Borrowed from Perez?
Even if we are fans, we have to admit that most, if not all of our "idols" are overpaid and have bloated egos. Some of them didn't even finish high school, let alone college and just a handful is actually really good in their overpaid profession.
I could be wrong, but I just can't see her sacrificing her career right now to have more children, or even get married again so soon. Jake's schedule looks pretty full with movies through the next year at least as well. If they are planning a wedding, I don't see them wanting to shortchange themselves - it takes time to plan. You read so many conflicting stories; first, no kids before marriage, no living together before marriage - now living together, and kids before marriage. Which is it, and why, if they are a couple, don't they just come out with it? It's either nothing but a sham, or they want the PR that goes with keeping the public guessing. It's also interesting that you don't see Ryan and Abbie's relationship being played out in 6-page spreads in gossip mags, or dragging the kids everywhere. Morocco is work for Jake, not a vacation.
"It's either nothing but a sham, or they want the PR that goes with keeping the public guessing.2
Either way they are famewhores, promoting their relationship to advance their career and for their image. I wish Jake wouldn't partake in this, but if he thinks it's useful for him...
If they were to announce their plans, after a week, tops, interest would would drop dramatically. The "money shot" the paps are interested isn't Jake and Reese, let's face it. And having kids just so a nanny can raise them and giving them everything they want isn't great parenting. I don't know much about Reese, but this isn't the Jake I'm familiar with. Although his family is wealthy and famous, it seems they took the time to acquaint him with the real world and real people.
Either way they are famewhores, promoting their relationship to advance their career and for their image.
Very much so.
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