Friday, 25 July 2008
Gayer Than Ever
Back and Ballsier Than Ever
Our beloved mystery closet job, Toothy Tile, is back, dancing the out-me dance yet again in Blind Vice Friday.
Blind Vice, Don't Tempt Me:
Toothy Tile makes it perfectly clear he's 100 percent certain this very column will never reveal his identity. Hmmm. That one is so funny, Toothy. Reminds me I forgot to tell you all that once my divorce comes through, I'll be engaged to the remaining unmarried Bush daughter!
One Fruit-of-the-Doom Blind Vice
OK, was going to do the Blind Vice story on the Academy Award-friendly actress who thinks her cats can read, which is why she has their names written on their separate litter boxes, but that tale simply pales in comparison to Toothy Tile, who’s back and gayer than, like, ever! Dude’s losin’ his recent, overly prissy, shy shit and gettin’ his non-Nellie nerve back on (much to everyone’s surprise, just not mine).
See, ol’ Tooth, our fave partner in sex-in-public crime is being just as brazen, only with words, not his crotch. The pretty boy (man, on occasion) is gleefully telling more than a few gossipy girls—which means boys, natch, in highly exaggerated fagola speak, but then, I’m sure you already knew that, hon-cakes—that he’s quite aware the hunt for his identity is on. And has been for sometime. Says he enjoys it, even. Who wouldn’t, really? Especially if you’re dead certain your identity will never be revealed. Yep, that’s right.
T2 says he’s havin’ such a fab gay ol’ experience of it all because he’s “sure,” as it’s been relayed to this columnist, that the true identity of Mr. Tile will never, ever be discussed by yours truly. Oh, really? Is that so?
Just don’t count on it, bud. What with the myriad lies to the public (I mean, really, you’re as bad about your true sexual persuasion as Cathy Douglas is with her age), you're on thin vice, babe, so watch it.
And it ain't: Matthew Broderick, Ricky Martin, Wentworth Miller
Source: Ted Casablanca's Blind Spot, July 24, 2008
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Have a look at this sexxxxy prince...
Looks good, but there is one thing I can't stand - Prince's goatee. Yuck!
Bond star Daniel Craig 'wears high heels in Quantum of Solace'
James Bond star Daniel Craig has had to resort to wearing heels to keep up with his screen love interest, it has been reported.
According to his new co-star Gemma Arterton in the latest film, The Quantum of Solace, the 40-year-old star was forced to boost his stature with stacked shoes when she was wearing stilettos. In the past, he has been known to be touchy about his vital statistics, snapping at one enquiring interviewer that he was "somewhere between 5ft and 6ft." But the loyal Miss Arterton, 22, insisted he had taken the producers' decision "with good humour". "Daniel is 5ft 10in but when they put me in heels, I was taller than him and it didn't look good on screen," she said in a recent interview.
"The whole point of Bond is that he is masculine and hunky and he has to be taller than his girlfriend. "Daniel had to wear shoes with a lift in them and stacked heels for a few scenes, but he took it very well. He thought it was funny."
Craig could be forgiven for being over-sensitive about his height, given that he is the only actor to play the legendary spy who has come in under six feet. Sean Connery, 77, and Timothy Dalton, 62, both measure a lofty 6ft 2ins, while Roger Moore, 80, and Pierce Brosnan, 55, were 6ft 1.5ins. But Miss Arterton insisted that good things come in smaller packages.
The daughter of a welder from Gravesend, Kent, who is now filming the £50 million adventure film Prince Of Persia in Morocco with Jake Gyllenhaal, said: "Daniel is the sexiest Bond ever. He didn't have to wear the special shoes during the whole film, just for the scenes where they wanted me in stilettos.
"I teased him about it and he took it in good humour."
Bond star Daniel Craig 'wears high heels in Quantum of Solace'
"The daughter of a welder"
I have a good feeling about this girl, Gemma. She doesn't seem to be a Hollywood diva at all. She's beautiful, sexy, not in a pretty, cute blonde Hollywood way, but in a dark, smoldering, strong, vampire kinda way.
Do you know that as the game progresses the Prince sheds off more and more clothes? Talk about being motivated.
Posted on OMG
Ben Kingsley Talks Price Of Persia
Sir Ben Kingsley recently spoke to Empire about a number of his upcoming movies, one of which is the game-to-movie adaptation of the Prince of Persia: The Sands Of Time.
”We’re bringing to it all the scrutiny that a great myth would deserve,” he says. “It’s quite wonderful being around the table discussing the video game – which I’m aware of but don’t know anything about.
“It’s really quite beautiful how it’s building up with all our actors, with the writers sitting there, with the director sitting there, it’s really holding up very well. Most of my stuff is with Jake Gyllenhaal, who plays the Prince (Dastan), and I’m a father figure who lets him down very, very badly in the film. I’m the villain actually. It’s interesting because his own father dies early in the film and I take over and I’m completely manipulative.”
Prince of Persia: The Sands Of Time will be released June 2009 in the US and August 2009 in the UK, a whole two months later. I don’t get it.
http://filmonic.com/ben-kingsley-talks-price-persia
"Look, there's no doubt in my mind that Jake's gay but you give Ted way too much credit, his TT BI aren’t what they used to be, he lost a lot of credibility. People don’t care much anymore about TT except us, OMG and the babblers."
Truth hurts sometimes.
On the jake'sexuality i have no certitude anymore but i am sure of one thing , he used and still use the TT saga for his popularity and that works. I really laugh when i read here and there how much Ted represent a threat to jake and reeke, well no , Ted adore jake and plays the game , jake adore ted and plays the game
and it 's only for entertainment LOL
Truth hurts sometimes.
And which truth is that?
People don’t care much anymore about TT except us, OMG and the babblers.
People are bored with "new" Jake, but there are other blogs and forums who still discuss gay Jake / TT.
People don’t care much anymore about TT except us, OMG and the babblers.
Only our babbler trolls or babblers?
I'm a girl and I can assure you most of my girlfriends will flock to see PoP. Jake Gyllenhaal is gorgeous, it's a love story and adventure. I'm convinced it will do great in the world wide boxoffice. This will make Jake a superstar.
I'm surprised that some don't know the game, I thought it's very well known, all my friends (girls and boys) know about it.
3:53 PM, how old are you?
I mentioned the boys, because I think many guys like the game too and will see the movie not only females.
3:53 PM, how old are you?
Why?
You sound awful young :)
just checkin' the demographics, 3:57. :) an indication of how the film will do in the theatres. of course we are all hoping the film will do well!
You sound awful young :)
Oh well, I am young. :)
Young and shy :)
Did you post before, are you new here?
I'm not new, I post sometimes.
OK, you are off the hook ... for now :)
3:53 P.M.= Jake's new *fanbase*. Are you say...under 14..? I hope you have lots of "girl and boy friends" Jakes gonna need em. School starts again WHEN? LOL!!
Ted maybe considered small potatoes by some, but I doubt Jake wants to battle it out in the mainstream press ala Tom Cruise and the *the wrestler*, while he seeks to *reinvent* himself.
what is it with the G/s and their constant re-inventions. not that this is a bad thing! keeps you on your toes. I guess,
nice to know the 'tweens, both boys and girls, are on board!
you mean the teens?
no I mean "tweens"
eight to twelve.
I have actually tested it on kids and can prove to anyone that Bubble Boy is extremely popular even with 4-year-olds.
Dear readers,
please note that this is a NC-17 blog.
^ ^ ^
important reminder!
however I do hear that eight to twelve is the Disney demographic for PoP ? ? ? what does this mean?
Eight to twelve? Hm, that can't be right.
It's QB or Uv or sass or other putrid old bones trying to pass as teens or tweens.
Don't be fooled.
^^Watch it.
babblers are bored again.
When impersonating a youth refrain from using words like "flock".
It's a dead giveaway that you're babblers/trolls.
^^Who knew? I'll keep that in mind. Forwarned is forearmed!
SDCC 08: Mechner Talks Persia Movie
Prince of Persia creator on scripting the game-to-film.
Prince of Persia creator Jordan Mechner appeared at San Diego Comic-Con today where he chatted about his upcoming Prince of Persia graphic novel as well as Disney's in-development movie adaptation of his bestselling videogame.
While the movie is based on the Sands of Time game, Mechner said his script does not literally follow beat to beat the storyline of the game. He added that he does not expect any potential film sequels to be based on the subsequent games Warrior Within and The Two Thrones since they took the game's storyline in a different direction. Nothing from either of those games, including characters, will be in the current movie.
Mechner said that adapting an interactive experience into a non-interactive one means reconceiving the story. The challenge of the script was in writing an entirely new story than the game even if it has the same meaning, plot elements, and characters as the game. The movie has to be different because it is engineered to be played while the film is a spectator experience. Mechner wants the viewer to be taken on an emotional journey and to care about the characters so that way it's not all just about fighting monsters and action set-pieces.
Unlike his game counterpart, the title character in the movie to be played by Jake Gyllenhaal will have a name. Mechner said that he chose the name "Dastan" for the prince because he believes its an old Persian name that means "trickster."
Mechner said he's happy with the cast and that he trusts director Mike Newell on that because he's an actor's director and will make the movie a special experience for a game-to-film adaptation. He also half-joked that the film allows the prince to interact with other characters besides fighting them. He said that the pleasures of this type of movie is its large cast of colorful, memorable characters. He wants the story to offer viewers a journey that takes them to more places than just a castle. Due to secrecy, he would not reveal what powers the prince might have in the movie or discuss key plot elements. He expects the film to be rated PG or PG-13 and for its level of violence to be along the lines of other summer blockbusters such as Pirates of the Caribbean.
He said that he at one time he considered doing PoP as an animated film but that the combination of Disney, producer Jerry Bruckheimer and Mike Newell doing a live-action movie proved too irresistible.
So are all the princes of Persia from the various incarnations the same character or different men? That's the idea that Mechner wants to explore in the graphic novel. The comic is set in both the 9th century and 13th centuries with a storyline that interweaves past and future. There is more than one potential prince in each storyline but it involves many of the same things as the games did and has lots of roots in Persian myths and legends. He said that the ancient Persian Book of Kings, the Shahnameh, was his inspiration for both the comic and the videogame.
The official site for the Prince of Persia graphic novel can be found HERE.
Mechner said he is not involved with the upcoming PoP game from Ubisoft due to his movie and graphic novel commitments, but he did add that the new game, the movie and the graphic novel will all feature different title characters, which ties in with his aforementioned idea for the graphic novel.
http://uk.movies.ign.com/articles/893/893812p1.html
When impersonating a youth refrain from using words like "flock".
LOL
He [Jordan Mechner] said that the ancient Persian Book of Kings, the Shahnameh, was his inspiration for both the comic and the videogame.
PoP is going to be very beautiful, I think. :)
There is nothing wrong with Ted and Lisa, there is nothing wrong with their report.
Oh come on. Ted and Lisa are funny. Where's your sense of humor about the craziness of fandom? "You had me at hello"?
We are all fans to some extent or another (even the snarkiest ones). Nothing wrong with that, as long as we don't lose perspective. As long as we don't forget that movies are fantasies, and movie stars and movie stars' personas and lifestyles are also public constructs with varying degrees of reality.
It's ridiculous to invest Ted and Lisa's report with great amounts of significance. Enjoy it, but take it for what it is. A subjective account of a brief encounter, by people with biases and a star with a incentive to present his best face.
I'm not out to "get" Ted and Lisa. I'd say the same for an article written by any entertainment journalist with an audience to cater to. Taking their report - or anything in the media - as gospel is just silly. (Yes, Ted included.)
I do agree that Jake was nice and polite to them, but he seems to be like that to everyone. His nice manners are among his best qualities.
I'd still like to know if he knew Ted writes pervy slash!
PS: Stop using WORD, the 80's are over.
I was born in the 80s and I'll say WORD as long as I want to.
WORDY WORDY WORD.
Me too! WORD WORD WORD!!!! And a few exclamation points too!!!!
I came of age in the 1980s and it's WORD, WORD, WORD!!!!!
Hello fangrrls! Here's a revealing article on the packaging of Mr Obama for the minivan masses that applies to Reeke, too. It's by Bonnie Fuller (former editor-in-chief of US Weekly). Fuller, I would say, knows a little about media manipulation...
EXCERPT:
What women want
Women come to feel so close to celebrities, they almost consider them part of their circle of friends. More than 60 million women a week now read the enormously influential glossies, and one of their biggest appeals are the "Stars Are Just Like Us"-style features -- those regularly featured photographs of stars going about their everyday lives
Celebrity weeklies have successfully enhanced the appeal of Hollywood stars, not only by glamorizing them but by humanizing them as well.
The fact that they shop at the supermarket, pick up their own dry cleaning and play with their kids in the park just makes Brad, Angie, Jen Garner, Reese Witherspoon, Kate Hudson and the rest of the cast of A-list characters all the more likable.
Team Obama's Tabloid Strategy
I came of age in the 1980s and it's WORD, WORD, WORD!!!!!
WORD.
baby, my baloney balloons when it's near the boys!
The 80's may be over, but we're not honey. You kiddies only copy us. Tie-died t-shirts and bellbottoms are from the 60's!!! read it and weep babe.. .... WORD UP!!!!
Check out Chris Fischer's latest video on Edible Island (ttp://vineyard.plumtv.com/features/eat).
The man gets hunkier and hotter every time I see him. He is completely channelling gay gardener Michael Tolliver in Tales of the City. If only we could send Armistead Maupin to Morocco.
Dear Ted:
Is Toothy Tile Vince Vaughn, and is Pickled Fickle from One Rent-a-Wreck Blind Vice Heather Locklear?
Gretas
Seattle
Dear Sexuality Crasher:
The real T2’s simply horrified you suggested Vaughn, horrified! See, Toothy’s rather svelte, and Pickled Fickle’s a man, dear. Give H.L. a little more credit.
WORD WORD WORD!!!!
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