Yesterday someone paged Dr. Parnassus and made me want to read his comments again. I've decided to repost them here – they are too good to be left hidden.
Feb 10, 2008
Q: Doctor Parnassus, why did Heath Ledger die?
Doctor Parnassus: My child, he died so his family could exploit his death for their own aggrandizement.
Q: And is Heath a bad man?
Doctor Parnassus: Oh yes. Seeking to avoid pain by using artificial aids is a sign of unremitting wickedness. Mr Ledger was feeling anxious and blue, so his doctor gave him Valium and Xanax. The Xanax disrupted his sleep, so he was prescribed Restoril. It didn't work so well and he was having headaches, so he took ibuproferen for the pain. Then he got a cold after working long nights, so he took some antihistamine. I wouldn’t be surprised if he drank wine regularly as well. It’s not human weakness, it’s simply evil. Tom Cruise agrees with me on this.
Q: So why did Cate Blanchett give a eulogy at his funeral?
Doctor Parnassus: CAA made her step in after one of their other clients dropped out.
Q: But why did Daniel-Day Lewis, one of our great actors, say admiring things about Heath?
Doctor Parnassus: Sentimental Anglo-Irish, you know. Plus self-aggrandizement.
Q: Doc, it’s coming clear. Heath was no good and everyone who paid tribute to him was faking or selfish.
Doctor Parnassus: Exactamundo, dear one.
Q: Family and mother of his child, too?
Doctor Parnassus: See my first answer.
Q: Jake Gyllenhaal didn’t pay tribute so…he’s the only non-phony. And unselfish?
Doctor Parnassus: One of my interesting cases. On this, he is a paragon of perfection, my sweet. He stayed silent as the grave (no pun intended!), avoided the spotlight (except in appropriate places such as People magazine), and kept shooting his movie (work comes first) and living his life with Ms Reese (another client of mine). I’m quite impressed with the boy.
Q: Now that you’ve explained it all, me too.
Source: Waiting for Toothy blog comments
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Feb 11, 2008
Q: Doctor Parnassus, why do the haters keeping hatin’ on Jake?
Doctor Parnassus: Oh my pumpkin, the homosexualistas love to devour their own.
Q: Jake is gay?
Doctor Parnassus: Hellooo! He is one of the most cheerful people I know!
Q: But I mean, why knock him for being public with the girlfriend and private with the dead friend?
Doctor Parnassus: These kvetchers are confused people who think inconsistency is bad. Inconsistency is good! PDA with Ms Reese but no display for Mr Heath is actually a sign of solidarity with all those dedicated to living lives of integration and wholeness.
Q: Hmmm. Doesn’t it suggest the maturity of a 6-year-old?
Doctor Parnassus: Not at all. I would say that people who speak out are immature. Mr Daniel Lewis is six.
Q: But about the haters…
Doctor Parnassus: Irrational need for integrity. Integrity is the last refuge of the insincere. You know, the good end happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.
Q: You’ve lost me.
Doctor Parnassus: Ok, how about this? Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Q: You mean forgive the Jake haters?
Doctor Parnassus: No, I mean forgive the Heath lovers. They’ll hate that.
Source: Waiting for Toothy blog comments
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May 13, 2008
Dear Becky:
As Ted isn't giving us so much as a bone lately, what do you know about Toothy? Anything?
Kyle
Dear Smiley Secret:
I know enough not to give away his identity while Ted’s gone.
Source: Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
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New Reeke pics at IHJ
^^^ Reese, you silly bitch! LOL!
Reeke with bikes. Oh boy! lol
Jake could be an opportunistic idiot, but I still feel sorry for him.
That Hollywood Babylon book will be interesting to read for sure. I'll look for it on june 1st. I remember the former ones were very good too.
I love old movies and gossip - I'll order both books :)
"Rock Hudson said it all: In Hollywood, you can keep a mistress, or a boyfriend, maybe both. You can go gay, -bi, or pan-sexual. Just don't tell anybody, and don't get caught."
Hollywood Babylon-It's Back - June 1, 2008
Hollywood Babylon: The Legendary Underground Classic of Hollywood's Darkest and Best Kept Secrets
'Donnie Darko': The sequel?
I'm trying to pretend I haven't heard about S. Darko, the sequel to Donnie Darko that begins shooting May 18.
While the two movies may share the Darko name and one star -- Daviegh Chase, the actress who played young Samantha Darko in the original -- director Richard Kelly is "not involved in any official capacity." The film takes place seven years after the original and focuses on Chase's character, now 18 and on a creepy road trip.
Perhaps the most disturbing/telling quote about the movie comes from a spokesman at UK-based sales company Velvet Octopus: "Donnie's not in (the new film) but there are meteorites and rabbits." Oh, dear.
Feel free to leave your anger/fears/etc. in the comments.
'Donnie Darko': The sequel
Horrible.
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Luke and Went split on the coming out issue. Luke had decided to come out after his Dad died last December. He hoped Went would do the same, encouraged by his family. But Went is still afraid of his fanbase's reaction. The couple had been together for nearly a year.
the inspiration of his blog is Toothy , maybe reality maybe fiction but a lot of entertainment for sure lol.
Agreed! It's fun no matter if reality or fiction!
It's fun no matter if reality or fiction!
ITA. A reality I'd bet on is that Reeke is a fauxmance.
I bet TT is real.
Interesting about Went and Luke. I wonder why Austin puts up with this shit.
Joss Stone Lesbian Kiss Pics From "Snappers" Movie Set
When questioned about the steamy scenes in the flick, Joss came back with, “I just wanted to challenge myself. There are things in the film that are going to really push the boundaries, and that excites me! I can also confirm there will be a long lingering French kiss, but it won't be with a male!”
Good to know that Joss Stone is on the same page as the Bastardly Horndogg Community. And now for some more pics from the lesbian scene. Because we're complete bastards, we're going to accompany each lesbian kiss pic with a pic of Joss enjoying tea time with Elton John.
The Bastardly
Austin and Jake barely talk these days. A pity but true. It's all about Reese and a big reason for this is that NONE of Jake's friends can stand her. None of them. So he just has her because no one else can stomach her. I believe the word used to describe her (among many adjectives) has been "unbearable." The same applies for his sister who supposedly finds Reese obnoxious and controlling.
From what I understand, Jake is pretty fragile these days. And supposedly this is considered his worst year ever. Heath died (which supposedly has "really fucked him up"), his film Nailed is very troubled (keeps getting shut down every week for lack of financing but it resumes shooting AGAIN tomorrow), his grandmother died, no real buzz for "Brothers" and he's been getting a lot of hate mail the last few months.
I know the tabloids have been painting him as this lovesick creature but in truth, he's been in a very bad state the last few months. A lot of this he has brought on himself and a lot (i.e. Heath's death, etc.) was not.
Bullshit.
Jake has a life.
Maybe it's not the best at the moment, but I don't believe for a moment that his friends and family abandoned him.
1:47 PM - It's all about Reese...
Reeke PR is repeating the same crap for months and months.
From what I understand, Jake is pretty fragile these days. And supposedly this is considered his worst year ever. Heath died (which supposedly has "really fucked him up"), his film Nailed is very troubled (keeps getting shut down every week for lack of financing but it resumes shooting AGAIN tomorrow), his grandmother died, no real buzz for "Brothers" and he's been getting a lot of hate mail the last few months."
I believe this.
2:16 PM
It's called half truth, an old propaganda tool:
"The purpose and or consequence of a half truth is to make something that is really only a belief appear to be knowledge, or a truthful statement to represent the whole truth, or possibly lead to a false conclusion."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half-truths
1:47 PM
Just like rags - half truth, half fiction and always a fun read.
2:55 PM
More bullshit.
Go back to babblers.
2:55 PM Yeah right.
From what I understand, Jake is pretty fragile these days. And supposedly this is considered his worst year ever. Heath died (which supposedly has "really fucked him up"), his film Nailed is very troubled (keeps getting shut down every week for lack of financing but it resumes shooting AGAIN tomorrow), his grandmother died, no real buzz for "Brothers" and he's been getting a lot of hate mail the last few months."
I believe this.
So do I, the poster doesn't need to be an insider for me to believe this.
I'm beating a dead horse I know, but that's the only place to vent without people attacking you.
I just read an interview with Keanu Reeves where he said how much he still misses his friend River Phoenix. I remember what he said about River after he died. In an interview while promoting MOPI they said they'll be Romeo and Juliett in a play. After River died Keanu said he lost his Juliett.
He even had to take some time off filming Speed after River died, because if was too painful.
It would have been ok with me seening Jake and Reese out and about happy after Heath's death if he said something about him, but he didn't, that's why he should have been more low key. I don't know if they were as close as Keanu and River, but Heath chose him over long time friends to be the Godfather of his only child and that means something. I think he behaved disrespectful towards a friend and I think Heath deserved better.
I'm sorry I just read that interview and thought what a great guy Keanu seems to be and had to think about Heath's and Jake's "friendship".
I'll move on now!
Chris has moved to Venice? I thought 1:47 was the Chris fantasist? Chris doesn't count, anyway. He's already been seen with Reeke.
3:08 PM #2
Keanu Reeves is a good guy, I'm glad River had him as a friend.
3:08 PM Vent away if it helps. I feel the same way, Jake has dissed Heath with his behavior and consequently tainted bbm for me. It's a damn shame!
1:47 PM & 2:55 PM are probably the same troll.
Thanks for understanding guys!
I really wish media would stop telling us how close Jake and Heath were. Jake's actions contradict the claims. I know people react differently to death, but there is something fishy regarding Jake's "non" reaction.
Video: Leonardo's big Hollywood gay kiss (and others!)...
Wow! I remember seeing "Total Eclipse" in the theaters way back when but seeing this kissing scene of Leonardo DiCaprio kissing another guy makes me want to watch it all over again! This is a really hot kiss!
Wow. Alan Rickman had a gay kiss on screen? Who knew? And it's pretty good. The film is called "Dark Harbor" and the other actor in the scene is Norman Reedus.
This scene from 1982's "Making Love" was revolutionary at the time. Seems very tame now! But still, Michael Ontkean is stunningly beautiful as the married man questioning his sexuality. At least he's got Harry Hamlin to help him figure things out!
And just for fun: Sean William Scott and Ashton Kutcher in "Dude, Where's My Car?" It was a goof but isn't this better than a lot of gay kisses we've seen in the movies? They just go for it.
Hollywood gay kisses
Thanks for understanding guys!
No problem. :)
If you don't mind, just one or two Keanu and River pics. I loved them together and I loved their chemistry in MOPI!
K&R
K&R
K&R
So sweet.
Third photo is really WOW!
Third photo is really WOW!
I know, they were beautiful together! ;)
Keanu and River are beautiful and provocative in those pictures.
Jake wants to be a moviestar. It's just that plain and simple. He's a child of hollywood. Jake not stupid, he knows the score. How many people do you think Tom Cruise, etc. had to step on.
George and Leo are movie stars.
Their beards make them look good, in charge, manly and straight. I'm sure they don't check with the beards what to do and what not to do.
George paraded Sarah all over the place, including a New Yorker interview. And how exactly did that work for him? Leatherheads was a bomb.
What's with the troll attack?? Geez. What have they been saying? Their posts are always deleted by the time I get here!
I really wish media would stop telling us how close Jake and Heath were. Jake's actions contradict the claims. I know people react differently to death, but there is something fishy regarding Jake's "non" reaction.
ITA.
Jake is pretty fragile these days. And supposedly this is considered his worst year ever. Heath died (which supposedly has "really fucked him up")...
So it's all about Jake? Bleh! Jake wouldn't be so "fragile" if he stepped outside of his own head for a minute and thought about someone other than himself. (Clearly asking him to think about Heath's reputation and legacy rather than his own grief was asking too much.)
He dissed Heath though his silence and then threw in his lot totally with Reese, the anti-Heath (also the anti-Maggie, anti-Papa G, anti-Mama G.) Jake has gone from zinfandel to white wine spritzer.
George paraded Sarah all over the place, including a New Yorker interview. And how exactly did that work for him? Leatherheads was a bomb.
Who ever said bearding will automatically make people want to see someone's movie?
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Sunday, May 18, 2008
Well, It's A Start
You know ... I just *love* it when men listen to me. Yesterday, I blogged about how Jake Gyllenhaal has been slipping into boringland now that he's "attached" to Reese Witherspoon and I publicly stated that I wished he would up his game ... it turns out that Jakey poo was listening and has done just that. Here are photos of a spandexed Jake going for a bike ride in Venice, CA -- er, unfortch he brought along Reese Witherspoon with him. I guess beggars can't be choosers...
http://trent.blogspot.com/2008/05/well-its-start.html
What's with the troll attack?? Geez. What have they been saying?
Troll was very pissed because another troll (1:47 PM) said the truth about Reese (obnoxious, controlling, unbearable).
Well, looks like the PR Firm really earned their money this weekend with arranging all the photo ops for the paps. IHJ has pics of our fav couple on the beach on Sunday. Jake must not be feeling the love for himself, he has his shirt and shorts on the whole time, while Reese struts around in her bikini. And, for someone who has her picture taken so often in workout clothes, she has bad muscle tone in her stomach and upper thighs.
I have to agree she looks incredibly flabby for someone who supposedly works out. Also, when you are at the beach with someone you "love" (or even lust after), don't you want to get as skin to skin as possible. What's with him keeping his clothes on and she takes her off?
thanks, 4:14 AM. I was wondering what the trolls were saying!
IHJ - May 18 - Reeke Malibu pics
http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/thumbnails.php?album=1215
I hope Atticus had a good time.
What's with him keeping his clothes on and she takes her off?
Jake: "Are we done?"
According to the captions they were having a picnic, she wore the bikini to fuel the pregnant rumors, either that or he has his trunks on under his clothes. The pics look like they caught them leaving, ready to leave.
Picnic?
Usual paparazzi agency fiction.
Star Trek's George Takei to Marry Partner Brad Altman
In an announcement Friday on his website, actor George Takei announced that he'll be taking advantage of the new California same-sex marriage law and wedding his partner and business manager Brad Altman. Takei and Altman have been together for over 21 years. In his message, which discusses their relationship as well as his experience as a Japanese American: Takei says:
"As a Japanese American, I am keenly mindful of the subtle and not so subtle discrimination that the law can impose. During World War II, I grew up imprisoned behind the barbed wire fences of U.S. internment camps. Pearl Harbor had been bombed and Japanese Americans were rounded up and incarcerated simply because we happened to look like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor. Fear and war hysteria swept the nation. A Presidential Executive Order directed the internment of Japanese Americans as a matter of national security. Now, with the passage of time, we look back and see it as a shameful chapter of American history...With time, I know the opposition to same sex marriage, too, will be seen as an antique and discreditable part of our history..."
Takei is the second high-profile entertainer to make such an announcement, following Ellen Degeneres' last Friday.
Read Takei's full message ...
George Takei to Marry Partner Brad Altman
Personally I would love to see Jake get caught shirtless cause I think he is wearing a matching ring on a chain under those clothes. (mathcing the one Austin was caught wearing that is). He used to wear his chain out more often but has been very careful to keep it hidden.
"Brokeback Mountain" is screened in Cuba...
A screening of "Brokeback Mountain" on Cuban state TV was part of a day of unprecedented openness in the communist-run island where prejudice against homosexuals remains deeply rooted in Cuban society. So the screening and a day-long government-backed campaign against homophobia on Saturday is a big deal and seems to be thanks to an important ally: President Raul Castro's daughter, Mariela (pictured with two unidentified friends), who presided over the largest gathering of openly gay activists ever to be held in Cuba.
"The freedom of sexual choice and gender identity (are) exercises in equality and social justice," Mariela Castro said to the Associated Press.. She is the director of Cuba's Center for Sexual Education, "This is a very important moment for us, the men and women of Cuba, because for the first time we can gather in this way and speak profoundly and with scientific basis about these topics.".
http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/2008/05/brokeback-mountain-is-screened.html
10:56 Wow, this is great! Besides who can blame Mariela for liking bbm too, eh? ;)
No one! :)
Mariela is making the difference - bravo for her!
"She [Mariela Castro] is currently attempting to get the Cuban National Assembly to adopt what would be among the most liberal gay and transsexual rights law in Latin America. The proposed legislation would recognise same-sex unions, along with inheritance rights. It would also give transsexuals the right to free sex-change operations and allow them to switch the gender on their ID cards, with or without surgery."
He used to wear his chain out more often but has been very careful to keep it hidden.
Like so many other things.
"Gay Marriage Legal In California" - FITSNews comment:
Anyway, while we’d rather have our nipples cut off with razor blades than watch two gay men make out, we still don’t think government should be in the business of defining marriage … that’s God’s job, and we assume he can handle his business.
He looks radiant for once on those pics.
Really handsome guy ( sorry it's the fangirl in me who's speaking lol)
As for Reese , well she 's not Angelina Joli for sure but it's good to see non perfect actress
i see no romance but a certain level of friendship all the same.
Yes me too !
Please Autin come back, i miss you.
I have a nasty feeling that Jake wants to bore his fans to death.
1:21, bore his fans?
Did you see the new beach pictues! I'm still drooling!
Yes, I did see the beach pictues.
A nasty looking midget is spoiling the view.
Picnic?
Usual paparazzi agency fiction.
IDK, look at the pictures on IHJ, they looked annoyed when they spotted the papz. I might be wrong though!
Jake is pretty fragile these days. And supposedly this is considered his worst year ever. Heath died (which supposedly has "really fucked him up")...
Yeah right! How long did he know Heath before he died, 3 years?
They had a movie together, did promotion together. Then continued to live their lifes in different states again.
Truth is we proably talk and think about Heath way more than Jake does!
I have a nasty feeling that Jake wants to bore his fans to death.
I don't think he wants to, but that's exactly what he's doing. Yawn
... look at the pictures on IHJ, they looked annoyed when they spotted the papz.
LOL!
They arranged paparazzi to take their pictures.
LOL!
They arranged paparazzi to take their pictures.
You talk like if you know that for sure! I don't think you do though!
1:51 Actually none of us knows (you included) how Jake's feeling but I wonder why some of his fans are so bothered at the possibility, because it might be small but it's still a possibility, that he might be fucked up about Heath's death. He didn't show it so it can't be, right? But he shows Reeke all the time and we all know how real that is. I'm not saying that he is fucked up about it but it's very interesting how posters like you are so up in arms about that mere prospect. Why do you think that is?
LMAO at the midget ruining the pictures. And the midget probably ordered him not to take the shirt off because he'd look to gay.
In response to 4:00 a.m. that is exactly my point. Most people pick a movie based on the story, the director or the appeal of the actors; I doubt very many people go to a particular movie just because of who the star is sleeping with, and yet all the people who live their lives in the tabloids sure seem to think it will sell tickets.
to=too
You talk like if you know that for sure! I don't think you do though!
Yes, I do.
That was Reeke photo op #76.
But he shows Reeke all the time and we all know how real that is.
You talk like if you know for sure Reese and Jake are fakers and you accuse me for assuming we talk and think about Heath way more than he does!
I just think he wouldn't have paraded around his (real or fake) relationship with Reese shortly after Heath died. Soho shopping spree comes to mind. There is no way he could have done that if Heath's death was so devastating to him. But I agree that I can't know for sure!
Yes, we know for sure that Reese and Jake are fakers.
Jake/Reese stroll:
JR
Yes, we know for sure that Reese and Jake are fakers.
LOL!
Yes 2:26 PM #2 - and you too know or suspect that they are fakers.
That's why you are here.
I suspect it, but I don't know for sure! I wish I did! ;)
I see, nice of you to admit that.
Jake/Reese stroll
Reese, with all that money and time on your hands you should buy a mirror.
If he is so fucked up where is his mom to support him? Wouldn't his family be worried about him? Maggie is in N.Y. and seems to be doing fine, is Naomi there too? As I understand it, the father is on tour to promote his book(s)!
Jake's parents could be on the North Pole, but I'm sure they support their son as much as they can.
Of course they support him, they always have. He's really lucky! What I meant is, someone from his fam. would be with him if it was that bad!
Maybe someone is / was - there is no way to know that.
3:14 perhaps. I still have doubts about the "fucked up" thing! How can he be able to film movies? I don't think it's true!
Reeke seems to have won over the sceptical ONTD crowd. Very positve replies to the beach pics. Reeke romantic pics seem to work!
Must be a different ONTD crowd. Reeke fans tend to silence everyone else - as do the pics.
3:42, take a look for yourself, I was surprised too!
What is your problem with him being fucked up or not? Fine he's not fucked up, ok now? Geez.
And stop using those bloody exclamation marks they don't make you look more convincing, just the opposite.
Very positve replies to the beach pics.
Romantic? lol
Not very bright crowd.
Calm down 3:51! Try to accept other people's opinions!
Let's move on!
(Sorry for the exclamation marks. I couldn't resist!)
Try to accept other people's opinions!
Umm what? I only posted once on this subject yet you posted five times. I'd say you're trying very hard to convince people that he wasn't fucked up. I accept other people's opinions but apparently you try to change them which means that YOU don’t. You haven't answered my question at 2:10, why does the possibility bother you so much? And please don't try to deny it because it clearly does otherwise you would’ve just dropped it and moved on which you didn’t.
I'd say you're trying very hard to convince people that he wasn't fucked up.
I'm not trying to convince anyone! I don't think he seems fucked up, that's all! I don't say that he wasn't sad about the tragic situation, but I don't think it was as shattering for him as some fans want to think it was.
I don't say what I say is the truth, how could I know? It's just my opinion!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reeke seems to have won over the sceptical ONTD crowd.
Those who didn't believe Reeke after previous 75 photo ops aren't going to change their minds because of photo op #76.
Do you need anger management 4:56? lol
Iron Man Downey's Skin Wearing Thin?
Bloated as they may be, Iron Man revenues are apparently still outpaced by the swelling ego of the film's star, the hard-bitten Robert Downey Jr. Or maybe the late-blooming blockbuster hero has just lost his tolerance for press junkets. Either way, reporters are all abuzz over his recent red carpet meltdown. Downey, 43, seemed generally fed up with questions and went on a tirade to one reporter who dared ask him his thoughts on the Iraq war (There are several references to the fighting in the comic book flick, and Downey's Tony Stark character is a defense contractor).
"Downey went crazy. He jumped up and started screaming 'Fuck you!' over and over at the poor journalist" at the film's New York screening, an eyewitness tells Radar. "He started telling him that he'd only taken this movie 'for the big paycheck' and that he should 'shut the fuck up and let me have my blockbuster.'" Downey's publicist didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.
It should be noted that Downey, an Oscar nominee for Chaplin is not completely unaware of his own new clout as an action hero—he's certainly cashed the paychecks that come with it, too. "My ego is saying this is a victory tour," he said to the New York Times' David Carr of his Iron Man publicity rounds. "I'm all for chanting your own name, I'm all for that kind of pride, go with that a little bit, but that's just a firing pin to give you that energy to get through all the stuff."
The energy was running low last week, apparently. Downey declined to answer what he considered mundane questions about the film at the New York premiere, asking a reporter "Do you have any actual questions?" Quipping that "my time is valuable," he then turned heel and walked off. "It was the talk of the screening," said a reveler. "All the reporters were overheard remarking what a dick Robert was." Or maybe he's just facing an action film press junket sober, a superhero feat if there ever was one.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/05/robert-downey-jr-iron-man-premiere.php
Yes, let's not talk about his screwed up personal life or the fact that he doesn't have any films firmly lined up now. Instead, let's focus on his beach physique, non-existent marriage rumors and Gen. Witherspoon's semi-Freudian machinations.
Jake's PR is working overtime to distract us from his personal and professional embarassments.
I'd like to wash my hands of him, but I still remember his incredibly brilliant and courageous performance in BBM, and his amazing courage afterwards. He still is a courageous man, but he's in a very tough spot, both personally and professionally.
Thank god that Chris is still in his life. I think that his courage and what's left of his integrity comes from his best friend.
Jake's PR is working overtime to distract us from his personal and professional embarassments.
Who knows, maybe all this reeking (straight image) will help him get new projects.
Thumbs up for RDJ.
He's fed up with the spin.
Why didn't he win for Chaplin? Who won that year?
Al Pacino - Scent of a Woman
Who knows, maybe all this reeking (straight image) will help him get new projects.
I was thinking the same thing. It could work out well for him. Not only that, a lot of women seem to like him even more for dating a woman that's not Hollywood standard thin.
This arrangement could help him in many ways. We will have to wait and see what happens.
"Gambian President Yahya Jammeh says he will 'cut off the head' of any homosexual caught in his country. Addressing supporters at the end of his meet the farmers tour Sunday, Jammeh also ordered any hotel or motel housing homosexuals to close down, adding that owners of such facilities would also be in trouble. He said the Gambia was a country of believers, indicating that no sinful and immoral act as homosexual would be tolerated in the country. He warned all homosexuals in the country to leave, noting that a legislation 'stricter than those in Iran' concerning the vice would be introduced soon."
Michelle and Matilda: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/05/19/matilda-ledger-monday/
They look so serious! Matilda is adorable. Michelle's hair looks unkempt.
Matilda is so cute with the chocolate shake.
More Reeke:
Ramey
A waiter not so happy with Jake?
jake
^Why? Because he ordered a wierd beverage. There has to be more to that story. Was he rude about it?
^ It was because he ordered a venti half-caf, 2 1/2 shot, 3-pump vanilla, 1/2 half and half, 1/2 nonfat, extra hot latte machiatto.
I think it was George Carlin who said the more complex and pretentious the coffee order, the bigger the a-hole.
Michelle and Matilda: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/05/19/matilda-ledger-monday/
Thanks for the link!
Dear Ted:
Your One Karma-Killin' Blind Vice about Butch Spit-Spat and his underage son "dating" the older woman came out in TMZ. Butch is Billy Bob Thornton; poor kid is his son. Awesome reporting—you beat the authorities by a month. Hopefully, the LAPD will subscribe to your site!
Stephanie
Greensboro, N.C.
Dear Goss Gal:
Now, if only TMZ could help all of you reveal that pesky Toothy Tile.
Maybe Jake was being a diva in the coffee shop
^Why? Because he ordered a wierd beverage.
Maybe because he ordered a gay beverage.
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