Reality vs. Fan fiction 3

Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet

* Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · April 20
We sleep like an old married couple. https://instagram.com/p/1ugDaXF3zF

* April 13, Chloe Bennet & Austin Nichols take selfies with fans at After Party for 'Avengers: Age of Ultron', LA http://youtu.be/L9F2ETK0k3E?a

* April 13, on their way to 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' premiere https://instagram.com/p/1b8aCZl36R

* April 11, Chloe's early birthday party https://instagram.com/p/1W9p7Xi8EN

* Easter in Austin, TX

Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · April 4
When you wake up and find your boyfriend doing this...I think he's ready for battle. https://instagram.com/p/1DwsmBl37L

When you wake up and find your boyfriend doing this...I think he's ready for battle.

A video posted by Chloe Bennet (@chloebennet4) on Apr 4, 2015 at 8:54am PDT

* Chloe Bennet: How do I ever even leave the bed? https://instagram.com/p/03izk_l38G

* March 24, 2015 in Los Angeles
* Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4: https://instagram.com/p/0nhtDkl33R

* Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4: My man and our lazy poodle. https://instagram.com/p/0ngFb_l3z7

* Meanwhile in New York City, Mexico and Los Angeles ...

March 15 - final 'Constellations' performance #Broadway
March 16 - Jake and Marcus Mumford in New York City
March 17 - Jake with Marcus Mumford & Carey Mulligan in NYC
March 22 - Jake and Ruth sighting in Tulum, Mexico
March 24 - Jake sighting in Tulum, Mexico + tweet about location

March 24 - another Jake sighting in Tulum, Mexico + photo

April 1 - Jake in NYC, photo 1 + photo 2

April 4 - Jake in Los Angeles (details in comments)

April 5 - Jake spending Easter in Los Angeles (details in comments)

Waiting for Toothy reminder

* Toothy Tile, Grey Goose and Baby Tile eight years ago:

March 16, 2007

Stork Stirrings

Since it's Blind Friday, thought I'd also give you the latest on Toothy Tile. Hear he's not really planning on adopting a kiddo, as I previously broke a few weeks ago. Nope. I was—gasp!—wrong.

Turns out T2, so blab our mutual amigos, plans on swirling up his love juice, right alongside his boyfriend's procreating protein, ya know, putting it in some kinda beaker or toaster, or something, and mixing it around with a donor's eggs, then putting the results into yet another donor to carry the resulting embryo.

The plan is, Boyfriend Tile will then, legally (and far, far away from pokin' press types like yours truly) be listed as papa—when, in fact, our beloved Tooth just may be the correct daddio.

Ted Casablanca

* Toothy Tile and Grey Goose eight years later:

Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet

* Family photo, date unknown https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1052595654756726

* AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · March 8
Watch AMC tonight! A little show called The Walking Dead. https://twitter.com/AUS10NICHOLS/status/574770364393385984

Chloe Bennet @ChloeBennet4 · March 8
Btw... If you turn on The Walking Dead you might see some handsome man named @AUS10NICHOLS
https://twitter.com/ChloeBennet4/status/574770994117660672


* AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · March 5
Who's behind the pepper? http://www.whosay.com/l/mIMaeTa

* Father's Day, June 15, 2014, Chloe and Austin filming "Nostradamus" in Amboy, California https://instagram.com/p/pSWEqll3zi

Let's just say my dance moves definitely don't IMPROVE while wearing a baby bump. I'm actually the worst dancer on earth.

A video posted by Chloe Bennet (@chloebennet4) on Jun 15, 2014 at 6:33pm PDT

Chloe https://instagram.com/p/pRhfrEF37U

"Nostradamus" location https://instagram.com/p/pRYP4Pl31v

Reality vs. Fan fiction 2

P.P.S. More Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet photos:

* 'Cinderella' premiere, March 1, 2015 https://twitter.com/brookeslayvis/status/572809686564655104

* Super Bowl party photos http://instagram.com/p/yumazll3zC/

* Austin and Chloe preparing a Super Bowl party, video from January 31, 2015 http://instagram.com/p/yiqUZnF3_C

Verbal abuse, it's what he loves most about me.

A video posted by Chloe Bennet (@chloebennet4) on Jan 31, 2015 at 6:20pm PST

P.S. No Hawaii for Jake!

Jake Gyllenhaal in New York, photos from January 1st and 2nd, 2015
Constellations on Broadway

* http://saminoelle4.tumblr.com/post/106977704032/i-met-jake-gyllenhaal-tonight-im-so-fucking-happy

* http://instagram.com/p/xW3EqkPPyr

* https://twitter.com/mikesbloggity/status/550865361084882945

* https://twitter.com/xoxomariapo/status/550849532511399936

* https://twitter.com/smorgansjoness/status/550847760376029185

*https://twitter.com/WillCornfield/status/550697609778954240/photo/1

Chloe Bennet and Austin Nichols

* Halloween 2013, http://instagram.com/p/f89NI5l35X

* Chloe and Austin with her brothers http://instagram.com/p/m5u0XAyWrl

* Chloe in Austin, TX, December 28, 2013 http://instagram.com/p/ie1s7pF3wa

* Chloe singing to Austin, video from January 5, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/ixynCai8P8/

Meet my friend Britney @chloebennet4 anybody looking for an impersonator? 🎤👌🙈

A video posted by Sara Dinkin (@fancyhipster) on Jan 1, 2014 at 10:59pm PST

* Chloe's Valentine http://instagram.com/p/kbZFd7l3wl

* Party, March 3, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/lEg5YmF3wI

* Kiss, March 2014, from 'Epic Red Carpet World Premiere for Marvel's Captain America: The Winter Soldier' http://youtu.be/D63TFenio-E

* Trip to China and Thailand, April 21, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/nBz2Nbl34n

* Austin's birthday in China, April 24, 2014 https://twitter.com/AUS10NICHOLS/status/459594664429879296

* Professional Thai chefs, May 6, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/npJZ7Yl38f

* Back from China and Thailand, “I like when my boyfriend carves his name into my sun burned thigh”, May 8, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/nt0nC_l30M

* New York City, May 15, 2014 https://twitter.com/the_popester/status/466708589210382336/photo/1

* His lamp babe, May 19, 2014 https://twitter.com/AUS10NICHOLS/status/468485403293806592

* Her Austin, May 19, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/oMLyX6F30L

* Somewhere in California, filming Nostradamus, June 16, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/pSWEqll3zi

* Austin and Arthur, June 29, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/p1gywkl3yC

* Kiss http://instagram.com/p/qAAZ2al32O

* Austin: "Back in Chicago for the 4th of July. Thanks @ChloeBennet4 http://www.whosay.com/l/WfB8HZc" https://twitter.com/AUS10NICHOLS/status/484869358389182465

* Austin: "Arthur http://www.whosay.com/l/Tbr8JXx" Chloe: "Road trip http://instagram.com/p/qKFC3WF31z"

* Returning to Los Angeles from Chicago, July 10, 2014
http://c-bennet.net/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=136

* Just Jared party, July 14, 2014

* Labor Day weekend in Austin, TX https://instagram.com/p/sY3D8axbe6

* Chicago, Chloe: "Stealth w/ @aus10nichols" http://instagram.com/p/t-65VjF3-r

* Chicago, October 12, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/uB6Dd7l3w2

* Chloe: "Photo and flowers courtesy of @aus10nichols #NYC" October 21, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/uZJWYqF34U

* Sexy in NYC, October 21, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/ubRyndl3xe

* Austin: "Two of my favorite things in one place. My pretty bird and a Pollock." http://www.whosay.com/l/JrG9tj7, October 21, 2014

* Chloe: "Late night bean rendezvous.", Chicago, November 10, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/vNZXgCF34b

* Thanksgiving 2014 in Austin, TX http://instagram.com/p/v1Rc-1l34s

* Los Angeles party, December 14, 2014

* Christmas time, December 21, 2014
Austin: "Here's a little something for my special someone this holiday season. http://www.whosay.com/l/UzL9SEo"
Chloe's reply: ".@AUS10NICHOLS I ✊ your face." https://twitter.com/ChloeBennet4/status/546824873637842944

* New Year’s Eve 2015, Hawaii http://instagram.com/p/xTvM_Sl3wu/

* AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · January 1
I get to spend 2015 with a super hero. Lucky me. Happy New Year! http://www.whosay.com/l/GMT9WhJ

* More Chloe Bennet and Austin Nichols photos http://austinfromtexas.tumblr.com

Reality vs. Fan fiction

Austin and Sarah, TX, August 2014

A thin line between fandom and insanity

What turns a fan into a crazy fan?

Fan who writes insane theories as truths, ignores facts and fakes evidence in desperate attempt to support some delusion.

Two creepily similar examples:

1. Oh My Godot blog – "Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols are married and have 5 or 6 kids."
2. Hkn Haven blog – "Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are married and have a kid."

From Hkn Haven blog:

"Yep Kristen and Rob still have a baby. Did you think that would change? No they are not bad parents because they don't spend 24/7 together. They spend plenty of time as a family that we don't know about. 

Can't believe she (daughter) is two already! Adorable! Looking forward to the day when we get a pic like this of Rob, Kristen, and Sweet Pea. Sigh.

Yes they are married!

Is that his wedding ring on his finger? Could be. Wink.

She also said yes Kristen was in L.A on Rob's birthday. Taco stand she's pretty sure on but doesn't want to say 100 percent. July 4th is a definite yes.

As for where they live no she's not going to tell us where but yes they do live TOGETHER. Rob doesn't live under a bridge or sleep on an air mattress. He lives with Kristen and sleeps with her. Among other things.

Just because you don't see daily pics of them together like other celebrities who WANT to sell their relationship to the tabs doesn't mean their relationship doesn't exist. It most certainly does.

Having said that we are always still looking for clues to convince us what we already know to be true.

Rob and Kris are married and have a child. My husband believes this, too. You can't change our minds."

ALL that you can find posted on Oh My Godot blog, too.
Same fiction, same "arguments", same insanity.
Creepy.

Old Hollywood Closet

"But far and away the most fascinating of all of Hollywood's “New York Marriages” was of a couple who weren't married to one another at all - Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy.

In 1942 Hepburn, the defiantly “unfeminine” unashamedly upper-class star of comedy and drama (once deemed “Box Office Poison” when she hit a bad patch in the 1930's) filmed Woman of the Year, a huge comedy hit in which she co-starred for the first of nine times with Spencer Tracy. On-screen chemistry was such that more than one film fan imagined them married in “real life.” But Hepburn who was married to a gentleman named Ludlow Ogden Smith from 1928-1934 was single - though she lived “quietly” (as the Hollywood Closet would have it) with several women over the years.

Tracy, who married Louise Treadwell in 1923 stayed married to her until his death in 1967. And it was at that point the myth-making apparatus of the Tracy-Hepburn “love story” switched into high gear. They were indeed “a couple,” Hepburn apparently willing to put up with Tracy's alcoholic abusiveness as his wife never did. But those closest to the couple doubt that there was anything sexual about their co-dependency.

Tracy needed “looking after,” and one of the best places to do so was the bungalow of George Cukor's home that the great gay director had set aside for him and Hepburn. It was ideal also as long-time Cukor friend critic Kevin Thomas notes “Tracy loved to hear gossip.” And where better than at George's. As for “Kate” while her dalliances with director George Stevens and entrepreneur Howard Hughes have been noted, her sapphic sorties haven't been given much attention at all, even by bio-hagiographer A Scott Berg, whose Kate Remembered ranks as one of the of the least-revealing books of its kind ever written. Still Berg manages to “drop a hairpin” via a quote from producer Irene Mayer Selznick, who knew La Hepburn all-too-well.

Recalling how she once found a mysterious young women a Hepburn's town house and saw “an exchange between the two of them that suggested a level of intimacy she had never allowed herself to believe. 'Now everything makes sense,' Irene said to me. 'Dorothy Arzner, Nancy Hamilton - all those women. Laura Harding. Now it all makes sense. A double-gaiter. I never believed that relationship with Spence was about sex.” Indeed. For what it was really about was an actress who knew Hollywood's “New York Marriage” game so well, she could play it without even “going to New York.”

Could a modern Hepburn get away with such nonsense now? That's open to question."

Excerpt from Faking It : Hollywood's "New York Marriages" by David Ehrenstein

Taylor Swift "Dates" Gay Men

"Power Beard" is a term branded to a person who has been dating gay men. Ironically, a Web site report had dubbed Taylor Swift as one given she had a history of dating a number of men who were allegedly gay.

The bearded-rumour all began thanks to recent reports that she's been spotted out and about with NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Rodgers has long been raising eyebrows in the media due to his sexuality. Recent reports suggest that the manly quarterback is actually gay yet his father claims otherwise saying he's engaged to a woman - a Christian at that.

Still, the Web site "The Fame Driven" is insistent on the claims that Rodgers is gay along with a slew of men Taylor Swift had briefly dated in her lifetime.

"Taylor Swift has long been suspected a 'power beard' for the throngs of men she's blown through in the past few years," states the report (via Sugarscape), adding, "Although none of the men Swift has dated have ever come out publicly, gay men have historically wondered about a few of her exes, including Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, and Taylor Lautner."

Source: Taylor Swift Dubbed 'Power Beard,' Allegedly Dated Gay Men: From Jake Gyllenhaal to Harry Styles

Alyssa Miller Doesn't Beard Here Anymore

Jake Gyllenhaal decided to stop pretending he's dating Alyssa Miller.

No one will miss this fauxmance.