Friday 1 January 2016

Reality vs. Fan fiction 12


> Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet - Hawaii weekend

* chloebennet · January 17
SELFIES YOU GUYS? https://www.instagram.com/p/BApnk3OF30G/
+ wedding photos + another Austin & Chloe photo

* chloebennet · January 17
Celebrating our favorite babes getting hitched last night. @austinnichols #thegambles2016 @brookepietsch @gambler11 https://www.instagram.com/p/BApnXmhl3zh/

* January 16 · https://www.instagram.com/p/BAlvyy5gc4H/
"My cousins getting married!!!!!!! (Feat. Some guy from One Tree Hill/The Walking Dead/My 11th Grade Crush)"

* chloebennet · January 16 · Pipeline, Hawaii
Hawaii for two seconds. https://www.instagram.com/p/BAnakjHl354/

* Austin & Chloe with the newly wedded couple and friends 53 weeks ago, January 5, 2015 · https://www.instagram.com/p/xhsN6dPRL6/

* Jake Gyllenhaal in New York City #petshop · January 16 · source

* Jake Gyllenhaal in Chelmsford, MA · January 15 · source
This stud showed up in town on Friday. Met with Boston Marathon bombing survivor Jeff Bauman #JakeGyllenhaal #Stronger
more photos · more photos

* Jake Gyllenhaal out in New York City · January 13 · more photos

* AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols · January 11
Chloe Bennet Retweeted · Furbabies Arthur and Wally! · source

* AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols · January 10
#goldenglobewinner https://www.instagram.com/p/BAZABxWJ3nz/

* Chloe Bennet and Austin Nichols · January 10 · inStyle and Warner Bros 2016 Golden Globe After Party photos

* Jake Gyllenhaal leaving Los Angeles · January 10 https://www.instagram.com/p/BAY9NqvJ8ZL/

> Austin & Chloe - Wedding weekend with friends

* January 10 · Big Sur Coast, California
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAYNp-Ox583/
+ more wedding photos

* chloebennet · January 9
Rainy drive up to Big Sur. https://www.instagram.com/p/BAVetaTF36U/

> Happy Anniversary!
* January 7, 2014 · Beard Alyssa Miller dumped by Jake Gyllenhaal

* Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 · January 5
My babes movie #lawlessrange is out on iTunes y'all.
Go watch his sexiness! https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/lawless-range/id1058191318 @austinnichols https://www.instagram.com/p/BALZf69l357/

> Jake Gyllenhaal in New York City · January 5 · more photos #theatre #Hamilton #NYC

> Jake Gyllenhaal in New York City · December 31 · source

>> Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet

> New Year in Chicago

* Maple & Ash ‏@mapleandash · Chicago · January 3 · source
@AustinNichols @ChloeBennet4 Thanks so much for joining us — Happy New Year! (https://www.instagram.com/p/_-wplFJ3pp/)

* Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 · January 1
Starting the new year off right! https://www.instagram.com/p/BAAeo0pF382/

* AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols · December 31
Happy New Year from me and @chloebennet4
Let's get weird. https://www.instagram.com/p/_-wplFJ3pp/

* Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 · December 31
Was supposed to be skiing in Utah, but the always reliable @americanair fucked that one up! So, spending my New Year's Eve walking through a grocery store eating Oreos I haven't payed for yet. Yay happy new year. https://www.instagram.com/p/_-WoPAl30C/

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  1. lincoln burrows ‏@whittlegilliesx 5h5 hours ago
    @AustinNichols @ChloeBennet4 I wish this would of been sophia :( but happy new year!

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  2. Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 9h9 hours ago
    Was supposed to be skiing in Utah, but the always reliable americanair fucked that one up! So,… https://www.instagram.com/p/_-WoPAl30C/

    Was supposed to be skiing in Utah, but the always reliable @americanair fucked that one up! So, spending my New Year's Eve walking through a grocery store eating Oreos I haven't payed for yet. Yay happy new year.

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  3. Paul Wesley and Phoebe Tonkin skiing in Utah

    https://www.instagram.com/p/_7vttvSVBu/
    https://www.instagram.com/p/_-jkVKyVHM/

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  4. DAMONANGEL ‏@ANGELMYSTICFALL 52m52 minutes ago
    @AustinNichols @ChloeBennet4 πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰Happy New Year from Paris πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸ‡«πŸ‡·❤️πŸ’–❤️ Best Wishes for 2016 🍸🌠

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  7. Sarah Finley ‏@sarah_finally 30m30 minutes ago Eugene, OR
    Austin and I spent New Year's Eve talking about how much we want Jake Gyllenhaal to be in love with us

    Not that Sarah, not that Austin :)

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  10. Gayface? Finally! Proof that Austin is GAY!!! LOL
    That's all you have?
    Well?


    Still waiting :)

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  13. Retarded fangirl,
    which part of 'closeted' you don't understand?
    Do tell us something, anything about Jake's "girlfriends", LOL

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  14. Was supposed to be skiing in Utah, but the always reliable americanair fucked that one up!

    Flights are cancelled all over the place on all airlines because of terrible storms and floods for the past many days. She is a bit self centered and too public about it for her own good. Looks insensitive.

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  15. ^^
    I totally get being frustrated about plans being cancelled and a possibly shitty interaction with AA trying to sort things out (don't think this is the first time they've had issues with them?), but it's not like it's an isolated incident because tons of people are getting fucked over by the weather right now.

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  19. The burden of proof is on you.

    Still playing stupid???

    Jake Gyllenhaal fakes relationships with women.
    Proved more than once.
    Because he's gay.

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  20. Stupid fangirls are stupid, LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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  21. crosswarrior98: The officer must've found out about the Oreos...

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  22. critical matrix ‏@DylanZapper 2h2 hours ago
    I'm watching SouthPaw and I'm almost crying. Holy shit, I never cry during a movie. If Gyllenhaal doesn't win a fucking Oscar imma be mad

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  23. nicki ❁ ‏@nickipizz 7h7 hours ago
    when ur mom meets Jake fucking Gyllenhaal lol

    Sammy's Roumanian Steakhouse
    Classic Jewish comfort food & vodka

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  25. 4:19 am #1 - you call yourself Clitface?!?
    Why are you melting?
    Take your medications for God's sake!

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  26. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!January 02, 2016 4:40 am

    ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 30 Dec 2015
    @msbccg has to keep her Instagram public because she needs for people to see the agenda Mgmnt needs to push

    ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 30 Dec 2015
    The agenda that Jake Gyllenhaal is secretly married to a Barbara Coppola and she's carrying his twin babies. #eyeroll

    ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 30 Dec 2015
    She's backing off already.

    ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 30 Dec 2015
    BIG mistake. Mgmnt leaving their work in the hands of someone who lost their cool. They blabbed too much.

    ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 30 Dec 2015
    Wow. Toothy and Grey Goose just blew it big time. This Vancouver pic was too much and then sending a Mgmnt minion after @goosestile

    ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 30 Dec 2015
    That Instagram acct is private'ed again. That's how closely this whole Jake in Vancouver tweet debacle is affiliated with it.

    ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 30 Dec 2015
    They are part of the whole scheme. It's all related. I knew the Instagrammer was a fake but wow, to get such excellent reinforcement.

    ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 30 Dec 2015
    Really, really distasteful stuff. Toothy and Grey Goose's people are getting desperate and bc of that, they're getting very sloppy.

    ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 30 Dec 2015
    How many other times when Tooth was seen in Vancouver or vicinity was it brushed off but now going to have to go back & look closer.

    ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 30 Dec 2015
    It's going to be so much easier to hide the goslings away from the prying eyes of LA, Santa Monica, & Austin TX. Not to mention NYC.

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  27. DAMN,
    PG needs her medications even more than melting Clitface!

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  28. Crazy PG went from "kids living and going to school in LA" to Jake and Austin hide kids all over the world:

    Los Angeles, CA
    New York, NY
    Austin, TX
    United Kingdom
    Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
    Vancouver, Canada

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  29. it's not like it's an isolated incident because tons of people are getting fucked over by the weather right now

    You are right, but it's hard not to be sad and frustrated about arriving at the airport just to find out you're not going to celebrate and spend vacations with friends as planed.

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  30. agentsdaily: it's funny when I first saw @austinnichols on agents of shield I was all like "JULIAN! WAIT SPENCER! NO JULIAN" now it's like aWWww he's also Chloe's man πŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’“

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BAAmCuCFt7s/

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  31. Is Jake Gyllenhaal one of the most under-appreciated actors of our generation? http://ift.tt/1YLQ5tl

    I just watched Nightcrawler on Netflix, a film I overlooked when it came out. I must say, it totally took me by surprise. He absolutely killed it. It got me thinking about his filmography. Beginning with Donnie Darko, up until South Paw he has had hit after hit, after hit. And I'm not talking just about summer blockbusters, I'm talking about a diverse array of roles, which is a challenge that most actors won't accept.

    His recent work is consistent as fuck...end of watch,enemy, nightcrawler, southpaw... ofc he made some bad movies. Mcconaughey did the worst romantic flicks ever, now he's a really good actor. That's how you start, you get famous and quit doing it. Like porn

    I don't feel he's under appreciated. He got nominated for Brokeback for an Academy Award and a hell of a lot of awards for Nightcrawler. I do feel like he deserved the nomination over Bradley Cooper at 2015 Oscars. His performance was better so he was under appreciated for that, but I imagine he's making top dollar. I can't really name a bad film he's done off the top of my head.

    To be honest, Nightcrawler was the movie that first made me think of him as an actor who can be great. Before that, I liked him but he always seemed like himself in most of his roles. Lots of effort, likable, but not really transforming himself. Good, not great.
    In Nightcrawler, however, he just became that character. It was amazing.
    So I don't think he's underrated overall, he got the right recognition in the past. But that performance deserved an Oscar nod and it was wrong to not give him one.

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  33. guy from Lancaster, Pennsylvania

    Jake Christopherson ‏@jakechristophe7 14m 14 minutes ago
    I just saw Jake Gyllenhaal just walki g down by kings street cafe, i feel like i know someone famous

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  34. 4:19 am #1 - you call yourself Clitface?!?

    retarded trolls are retarded, lol

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  36. Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 12h 12 hours ago
    Starting the new year off right! πŸš”πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ˜‘ https://www.instagram.com/p/BAAeo0pF382/


    Another DUI for the reckless, immature Austin?

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  37. snow = still in ChicagoJanuary 02, 2016 2:29 pm

    Don't think Bennets would let him drink so early nor let him drive after drinking.

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  38. If drunk drivers could be so easily stopped by the people around them who care about theem there would be no drunk driving

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  40. chloebennet 9h ago
    Our tree made lemons you guys! And you know the saying: When life gives you lemons, Instagram a picture of them...?
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BADX0nul31u/

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  43. Melt Clitface, melt, LMAO :) #trollsaresofuckingstupid

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  44. #AustinNichols & #ChloeBennet - LAX airport http://fb.me/2p279MIGm

    And we randomly ran into Chloe Bennet of Agents of SHIELD in the Haiti airport. Her mom runs a medical clinic in the Dominican Republic. Super cool person!
    http://instagram.com/p/ojRys7lDZ-/

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  45. Mom's husband? No one mentioned him yet.

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  46. Paul Wesley ‏@paulwesley 27 Dec 2015
    I've just spent 10 hours watching "Making of a Murderer" on @netflix -what an astounding and terrifying look at our judicial system.

    Paul Wesley ‏@paulwesley 27 Dec 2015
    I misspelled it. It's called @MakingAMurderer on @netflix. But I'm sure you've all heard of it by now.

    Phoebe Tonkin ‏@1PhoebeJTonkin 27 Dec 2015
    This was one of the most heartbreaking, terrifying and infuriating documentaries I've ever seen.… https://www.instagram.com/p/_zZ28qG2v2/

    Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 Jan 1
    Just finished the first ep of #MakingAMurderer. IM going to be the one whose turned into a murder, this shit is making me so infuriated.

    Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 Jan 1
    Murderer*

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  47. Mike-Mikey-Michael ‏@MikeyBoyCanada 7h7 hours ago
    @AustinNichols on season 8 of OTH. You are seriously one of my fav actors ..EVER! What should I watch after that? LoL

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  48. Voodoo Child ‏@idanmichae 41m41 minutes ago
    It baffles me that Gyllenhaal didn't even get nominated for Nightcrawler

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  50. chloebennet 12h ago
    Sunday farmers market run. Are you kidding with those roses?!
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BAFzh6Fl33x/

    chloebennet 11h ago
    Okay last post. Eucalyptus and garden roses. I have more fun arranging flowers that I do going out to daaaa club. Or whatever it is... ?
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BAF2Ckgl39w/

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  52. Retarded fangirl,
    do tell us something, anything about Jake's "girlfriends".
    Well?

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  53. C ‏@CeslieDelora 3h3 hours ago
    Me:"has anyone turned in a phone"
    Bartender:"what's the lock screen picture of?"
    Me:"Jake Gyllenhaal walking a dog"
    B: "YUP."
    *embarrassing

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  54. JΓ’y ‏@FutbolJay 8h8 hours ago
    Scenes are extremely real, props to the Antoine Fuqua. Jake Gyllenhaal is so talented. One of the greatest actors today IMO.

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  55. Taye Jiggs ‏@ItsTorelli 10h10 hours ago
    All I know is that Jake Gyllenhaal deserves a nomination for Southpaw. I was emotionally drained for a week after watching it

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  56. Rob ‏@nicollback 11h11 hours ago
    Very impressed with Southpaw! Superb performance from Forest Whitaker and especially Jake Gyllenhaal.

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  57. Nikki Sabale ‏@nikkisabale 12h12 hours ago
    Surprised by how affecting the emotional core of this film was for me. Made me cry a lot. Jake Gyllenhaal was superb, as always. #SOUTHPAW

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  59. 4:57 am - retarded fangirl,
    no one gives a shit what you want.
    You spent years trolling here so you know everything about Jake's gay lovers.
    Keep melting, that will turn Jake straight, LOL :)

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  60. #ouch #ouch #ouch

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  62. AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols Dec 31
    Happy New Year from me and @chloebennet4 Let's get weird. https://www.instagram.com/p/_-wplFJ3pp/

    Maple & Ash ‏@mapleandash 6h6 hours ago
    @AustinNichols @ChloeBennet4 Thanks so much for joining us — Happy New Year!

    Your wood-fired home in Chicago's Gold Coast. • Downstairs: 11 a.m. – Late. • Upstairs: Open daily at 5 p.m. • Lounge open late.
    8 West Maple, Chicago

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  63. Stephen Campbell ‏@stephencampbll 45m45 minutes ago
    "[Gyllenhaal looks like] a recording device permanently switched on." http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/nov/02/nightcrawler-review-dan-gilroy-jake-gyllenhaal-rene-russo Not even sure he blinks the entire film.

    Michael ‏@UniverseInABall 42m42 minutes ago
    @stephencampbll That film was so good, I totally re-evaluated how I felt about Gyllenhaal as an actor after seeing it

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  64. Ami ‏@_Ami3000 48m48 minutes ago
    In the past 15 years, only one male actor aged 25 or under has been nominated for an Oscar: Jake Gyllenhaal, who was 25 at the time

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  67. Austin Nichols is Tommy Donnelly in Lawless Range

    Brothers, Sean and Tommy Donnelly live and work in modern day Texas. Tommy has always been troubled and Sean has always been there to help him but when Tommy gets himself $6,000 in debt there's not much Sean can do. The money is owed to some very dangerous people and neither Sean nor Tommy has a spare dime. Worse, at every turn, Tommy manages to find a way to exacerbate their already difficult position. The situation escalates to the point where Sean is faced with a decision: stand by his brother or give up on him once and for all.

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  68. Amanda Meth ‏@amandacmeth 2h2 hours ago
    EVERYONE I RUNG UP MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL TODAY SO I THINK I'VE REACHED THE PEAK OF MY CAREER AT WHOLE FOODS. #maggiegyllenhaal

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  69. Kristie ‏@pjfluegercpdfan 1h1 hour ago
    This may have been my favorite scene! #pjflueger #PatrickJohnFlueger @SanPatFilm @NBCChicagoPD @AustinNichols


    Kristie ‏@pjfluegercpdfan 1h1 hour ago
    @mcgrawfan01 It just came out today, I preordered it from iTunes but I also preordered the DVD from Amazon.

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  70. Chrissy Carter ‏@yogachrissy 1h1 hour ago
    The mornings when I grab a coffee at La Colombe and see Jake Gyllenhaal are the best mornings.

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  71. drew / 45 DAYS!!! ‏@sashawillliams 47m47 minutes ago
    @AustinNichols this picture of your chest is distracting me from writing my essay so if i fail my course it's on you dude

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  72. Chris Fenner ‏@Fenn50 4h4 hours ago
    "If you wanna fix something you have to take everything apart and figure out what's important."

    I wanna see Demolition. #Gyllenhaal

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  74. And the cute couple award goes to... Maggie Gyllenhaal can't take her hands off Peter Sarsgaard as they attend National Board Of Review Gala

    They are one of Hollywood's most glamorous couples.

    But on Tuesday night Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard proved they are also one of the cutest duos in the business as they attended the National Board Of Review Awards Gala.
    Maggie, 38, could not take her hands off her husband of six years as they arrived to the New York City event.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3386405/Maggie-Gyllenhaal-t-hands-Peter-Sarsgaard-attend-National-Board-Review-Gala.html

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  75. Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 11h11 hours ago
    My babes movie #lawlessrange is out on iTunes y'all. Go watch his sexiness!… https://www.instagram.com/p/BALZf69l357/

    My babes movie #lawlessrange is out on iTunes y'all. Go watch his sexiness! https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/lawless-range/id1058191318 @austinnichols
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BALZf69l357/

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  76. Karlee Abe ‏@KarleeAbrahamia 10h10 hours ago
    Jonathan Groff keeps spitting people in the audience.

    Karlee Abe ‏@KarleeAbrahamia 10h10 hours ago
    Also Jake Gyllenhaal is here, so that's something.

    Karlee Abe ‏@KarleeAbrahamia 10h10 hours ago
    Halfway through @HamiltonMusical and I'm dead. Battle of YorktownπŸ’―


    Gracie ‏@hurricanegracie 10h10 hours ago
    jake gyllenhaal is here and I am screaming internally #hamilTonight

    Gracie ‏@hurricanegracie 8h8 hours ago
    hi so this is another reminder that THIS REALLY HAPPENED

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  77. Daphne ♡ ‏@daphherz 7h7 hours ago Pasadena, CA
    @ChloeBennet4 are you going to the lawless range premiere on saturday?

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  78. Austin spent Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year with Chloe and her family in Chicago so PG had a good reason for another epic meltdown :)

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  79. trashing Austin because he refuses to be anywhere near Jake!January 06, 2016 8:09 am

    prairiegirl said...
    For once, this scathingly unfavorable comment is not about Jake, but about Austin. I was doing some internet surfing and couldn't believe this as I was reading
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    I've met Austin Nichols (I don't care if you don't believe me!) ...
    Austin Nichols is in three episodes. Good looking guy, but screams creepy.
    Let's hear more on Austin's bitchy behavior.
    ...

    prairiegirl said...
    I mean, just...wow, wow, wow. That is somebody who knows.
    ...

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  80. PG bullshits so much that she forgot her own crap about Jake and Austin in Mexican restaurant (end of 2014) and Special K's crap about Jake and Austin being seen in Korean restaurant (2015), LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    prairiegirl said...
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    And they were last seen together walking the streets of NYC in 2012.

    So clearly Jake and Austin (for those who want to insist that they're merely friends/buds) have kept in touch and they didn't leave their friendship sitting in a bottle on a dusty shelf.

    So one now needs to ask why have they not been publicly seen together since 2012? It has been over 3 years now since Jake & Austin have been seen together. Hard to believe, isn't it?
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  81. PG isn't afraid to ask moronic questions, LOLJanuary 06, 2016 8:24 am

    prairiegirl said...
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    I think it looks actually even more odd that they don't bike ride together (how close can you really be on a bicycle anyway? LOL).
    ...
    If Austin & ol' Chlo can pretend double date with fellow-bearding couple Paul Wesley & Phoebe TonkaTruck, why can't Austin & Chlo be seen with Jake and one of his past beards?
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    I'm just asking. What is Mgmnt so afraid of?
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    Yet Jake & Austin aren't trusted to be together in public. That must be some kind of chemistry that Mgmnt is afraid of.
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    People should also ponder what happened to Busy Philipps? Adam Levine? Michelle Williams too.
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    Jake's not even been seen with Leo since he returned publicly to LA. I mean, what is that about?

    Is it because Jake hasn't even really been in LA and neither has Austin? Is this why? Can't be seen riding bikes in Canada or the UK, huh? LOLLL!!

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  82. asking nonsense questions won't fool anyoneJanuary 06, 2016 8:41 am

    Is it because Jake hasn't even really been in LA and neither has Austin?

    Duh!
    Jake didn't even film Nocturnal Animals in LA.
    He didn't move to New York, didn't do Broadway plays.
    Austin doesn't date Chloe for years.
    All made up by Mgmnt!

    Poor PG is so stupid and desperate.

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  83. Whitney ‏@the_sweetrelief 9h9 hours ago
    "Wouldn't it be great if Leo D was replaced by Jake Gyllenhaal in all his movies?" The greatest.

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  86. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLJanuary 06, 2016 1:09 pm

    Fajita is pissed off by Jake being photographed in New York :))

    ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 13h13 hours ago
    A robot tweet doesn't make a picture any more believable or words any more true.

    ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 6h6 hours ago
    How many times is Tooth supposed to have seen Hamilton now? I'm just sayin' lol.

    ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 6h6 hours ago
    Waiting for a Daily Fail or Celebuzz to tell the cyberworld that Tooth loves Hamilton so much, he's seen it 100x and plans to top that #

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  87. ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile Jan 3
    Ha! An old piece of writing on Toothy Tile and Ted Casablanca. Takes one back. Well done! http://www.academia.edu/170537/I_Dish_Therefore_I_Am_Performing_Toothy_Tile_and_Ted_Casablanca


    I Dish, Therefore I Am: Performing Toothy Tile and Ted Casablanca

    On March 10, 2005, gossip columnist Ted Casablanca ran an item online underthe heading "One Adorable Blind Vice":
    ...
    In the most recent Toothy Tile item, Casablanca adds one final role to his repertoire, the performance of power that can accrue through gossip, both from the knowledge of what people would keep hidden and from the naming of names.

    Under the heading "One Fruit-of-the-Doom Blind Vice" he reveals that after a period of circumspect behavior, Tile is once again flirting with openness, this time by:
    … gleefully telling more than a few gossipy girls—which means boys,natch, in highly exaggerated fagola speak, but then, I'm sure you already know that hon-cakes — that he's quite aware the hunt for his identity is on. And has been for sometime. Says he enjoys it, even. Who wouldn't really? Especially if you're dead certain your identity will never be revealed.

    Casablanca then adds that one of the reasons for Tile's new openness among friends is his certainty, "as it's been relayed to this columnist, that the true identity of Mr. Tile will never, ever be disclosed by yours truly. Oh, really? Is that so? Just don't count on it, bud. What with the myriad of lies to the public… you're on thin vice, babe, so watch it."

    As with all Blind Vice items, Casablanca ends with a statement of whom the item isn't about, followed by pictures of Matthew Broderick, Ricky Martin and Wentworth Miller,three celebrities who have been the subject of more than their share of gay gossip,particularly online.

    Co-inky-dinky?

    You be the judge.

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  89. Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 10h10 hours ago
    Colorado offered free birth control, and teen abortions dropped 42%. http://www.vox.com/2014/7/7/5877505/colorado-contraceptives-teen-pregnancy-birth-control

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  90. Jake Gyllenhaal to produce A and E anthology series about cultsJanuary 07, 2016 5:01 am

    Cults are totally in right now, at least according to the nation’s leading charismatic bearded men living in the desert. Now—presumably after a weekend with one of these charismatic gentlemen—Jake Gyllenhaal is tapping into this fad with a new cult-based anthology series for A&E. This is according to Variety, which reports that Gyllenhaal’s Nine Stories Productions will produce the untitled series, and Gyllenhaal himself will serve as an executive producer. If the show gets picked up, the first season will revolve around the story of Jim Jones and the eventual mass murder/suicide at Jonestown. Subsequent seasons, if there are any, will cover other famous cults, though Gyllenhaal didn’t offer any other specifics.

    Interestingly, Variety doesn’t explain whether or not this will be a documentary-style show that presents facts about these cults or an Aquarius-like dramatization, but the latter seems like the safer assumption. After all, a show where experts talk about more than 900 people dying isn’t as arts-and-entertainment-y as watching actors actually drink the cyanide-laced Flavor Aid and writhe in agony on the floor.

    http://www.avclub.com/article/jake-gyllenhaal-produce-e-anthology-series-about-c-230377

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  91. "Gyllenhaal himself will serve as an executive producer"

    Oh no, even less time for bike rides with Austin :)

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  93. Any girlfriends to name yet, retarded fangirl? Well? LOL :)

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  95. Homophobic fangirl,
    get a brain.

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  96. Gregg Hurwitz ‏@GreggHurwitz 15h15 hours ago
    When a comma could be so useful: "A&E has put in development an anthology series focused on American cults created by Jake Gyllenhaal."

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  98. Jake Gyllenhaal is getting into the TV game.

    The Oscar-nominated actor’s production company Nine Stories Prods. is developing an anthology series from A+E Studios for A&E Network. The limited series will explore major American cult personas, and the first season is planned to revolve around the Jim Jones story.

    Gyllenhaal’s development project was announced by Elaine Frontain Bryant, exec vice president and head of programming for A&E at the Television Critics Association press tour on Wednesday in Pasadena, Calif.

    Gyllenhaal is attached as an exec producer, along with his Nine Stories producing partner Riva Marker.

    “Riva and I founded Nine Stories to push creative limits, and have found a wonderful partner in A&E with this fascinating series,” Gyllenhaal said. “Jim Jones is a complex character — one who has found his way into the collective unconscious. We want to focus on the undeniable magnatism of zealots and the danger of that kind of charisma. A notion not only pertinent to cult leaders but to the geo-political climate of today.”

    The Jim Jones story — which would set the stage for the inaugural season, should the project get greenlit — would focus on his cult, The Peoples Temple of the Disciples of Christ, and chronicle Jones’ path from social leader to deranged spiritual dictator to a group of followers who eventually were involved in the biggest single loss of American life in a deliberate act until the 9/11 terrorist attacks in 2001. The Jones-led California-based congregation made headlines, shocking the world, when the group moved to Guyana where they created the eponymous infamous Jonestown commune, which in 1978, was the site of the mass murder and suicide via apparent cyanide poisoning, organized by Jones. The event left more than 900 people dead, including over 300 children, U.S. congressman Leo Ryan and many journalists.

    The anthology series marks Gyllenhaal’s first foray into television producing. The “Southpaw” star previously served as a producer on his films “Nightcrawler” and “End of Watch.”

    http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/jake-gyllenhaal-anthology-series-for-ae-1201673357/

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  100. Poor crazy Clitface, LOL :)

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  101. Becca Dillon ‏@BeccaRoseBoo 7h7 hours ago
    @AustinNichols watching you on one tree hill makes me smile, laugh and cry.

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  104. E! Live Events ‏@RedCarpetTeam 5h5 hours ago West Hollywood, CA
    New Globes Presenters: Melissa Benoist, Viola Davis, Morgan Freeman, Grant Gustin, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Terrence Howard, Jason Statham!

    David Herrmann ‏@thecazbah 4h4 hours ago
    I'm eating at Maple Block across from Jake Gyllenhaal right now, so that's pretty cool.

    Jake in LA, too?

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  106. SAT, JAN 9, 2016 AT 7:00 PM
    Lawless Range aka San Patricios Premiere with Stone Coyotes Live
    Majestic Crest Theater, Los Angeles, CA

    WHEN
    Saturday, January 9, 2016 from 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM (PST)
    WHERE
    Majestic Crest Theater - 1262 Westwood Boulevard Los Angeles, CA 90024

    https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lawless-range-aka-san-patricios-premiere-with-stone-coyotes-live-tickets-19979641646

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  107. #EverestMovie ‏@everestmovie 12h12 hours ago
    In TWO WEEKS, face your fears and make the ascent to the top. #EverestMovie on Blu-ray & DVD 1/19.

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  108. Jake Gyllenhaal And That Sports Illustrated Model Broke Up

    It really is hard out there for a beard, because both Lainey Gossip and UsWeekly say that Jake Gyllenhaal and model Alyssa Miller (Side note: It feels totally unnatural and wrong typing the first name “Alyssa” and then not typing the letters M-I-L-A-N-O afterward) are done with each other after six months. UsWeekly’s source says distance was the reason why they broke up, which means that it became a serious problem when he kept wanting to keep his peen at a far distance from her cooch. NO! Alyssa is off doing modeling shit and Jake is off doing movie star shit. The source spit this out:

    “They fizzled out. It happened a while ago — before the holidays. He’s back on the scene. Things were really good between Jake and Alyssa right up until he had to leave for L.A. to go shoot a movie [Nightcrawler] in the fall. Then the distance really got to them. [Jake] was very taken with [Alyssa], but I think their work definitely drew them apart. They were apart for the holidays, and things weren’t good with them even before that. She’s very much a long-term relationship girl. He’s not as much of that mindset.”

    The real tragedy here is that Alyssa was with Jake during his “starving himself for that Oscar“ phase. So in the beard portfolio she gives to potential clients is nothing but pictures of her with Jake looking like a heroin-addicted drifter. How dreadful.

    Here’s Jake looking lumberjack hot again in Toronto two days ago.

    http://dlisted.com/2014/01/07/jake-gyllenhaal-and-that-sports-illustrated-model-broke-up/

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  109. The real tragedy here is that Alyssa was with Jake during his “starving himself for that Oscar“ phase. So in the beard portfolio she gives to potential clients is nothing but pictures of her with Jake looking like a heroin-addicted drifter.

    LOL

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  110. Brianna Marie ‏@bree_mariexo 5h5 hours ago
    When you run into Jake GyllenhaalπŸ˜›πŸ™ƒ☺️ no idea what to do w myself rn😭

    drowsy ‏@DGriffz 5h5 hours ago
    Just saw Jake Gyllenhaal at the airport. Almost embarrassed myself but I'm good now. #fangirl #hyperventilating

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  111. Joseph Falcone ‏@cinema_monster 14m14 minutes ago
    'Demolition' suffers from emotional imbalance, VallΓ©e struggles to keep the narrative progressing or focused. Gyllenhaal shines thankfully.

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  112. Nikki ‏@nikkimadison1 27 Dec 2015 Manhattan, NY
    I've lived in New York my whole life and go to the city at least once every two weeks and I still act like the biggest tourist..

    Nikki ‏@nikkimadison1 27m27 minutes ago Los Angeles, CA
    When you're the last people to board your flight and your brother whispers "Nik turn around" and Jake Gyllenhaal is behind you 😭

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  115. The real tragedy here is that Alyssa was with Jake during his “starving himself for that Oscar“ phase. So in the beard portfolio she gives to potential clients is nothing but pictures of her with Jake looking like a heroin-addicted drifter.

    2 YEARS without bearding.
    Mexico and Italy vacations with female friends.
    No wonder stupid fangirls are beyond desperate.

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  116. Rohan B. ‏@Retrohan
    So apparently Umberto heard that Jake Gyllenhaal is up for Hal Jordan.
    That right there is a dream get.
    Always wanted it

    Gryffpuff Trey ‏@terrance_may
    @Retrohan Umberto...

    Rohan B. ‏@Retrohan
    @terrance_may Hey, it's green lantern news. I'll take whatever I can get from where ever.

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  118. Rich Smith ‏@RichSmith83 1h1 hour ago
    Just finished watching Southpaw, and Jake Gyllenhaal has become one of those "I like him in anything" guys. Really great movie.

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  119. Raphael Bleu ‏@SpinkyMJB 4h4 hours ago
    The FLIP is this? We do not need any Jake Gyllenhaal Green Lantern rumours. That shit will never happen. Too good to be true.

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  121. Leah Tomisman ‏@lctomisman 47m47 minutes ago
    My dad walked into my room, saw my gyllenhaal poster, hung his head in shame, and walked out

    LOL

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  122. janedde ‏@iamjanedde 12m12 minutes ago
    If Jake Gyllenhaal doesn't get an oscar nomination for #Southpaw I'm out of here! OUT! πŸ‘ŠπŸ»

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  127. Melt Clitface, meeeeeeeeeeelt! LOL :)

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  128. bear. ‏@SwagaliciousAF 1h1 hour ago
    When my Step-Dad lived in New York, he took a picture of Jake Gyllenhaal flipping him off.

    #GodDamnItJakeGiveMeAGoodPicture

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  129. ♧ LΡ”Ρ” DΖ‘Ι¦Ρ”ΙΎΖ­Ι£ ♧ ‏@IrishBeast78 12h12 hours ago
    One of Oscar's biggest fails was ignoring Jake Gyllenhaal's performance. Complex characters without morals get dissed though #Nightcrawler

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  130. Jaxon Alexander ‏@jaxon_alexander 14h14 hours ago
    https://youtu.be/pt9wnawn7xQ

    Jaxon Alexander ‏@jaxon_alexander 14h14 hours ago
    @YouTube never thought Jake Gyllenhaal would be Oscar worthy in a music video.

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  131. elena ‏@tobiaspayno 46m46 minutes ago
    agents of shield is back in the uk tonight fINALLY (I'm super excited) @IMBrettDalton @ChloeBennet4 @Lil_Henstridge @MingNa @clarkgregg etc

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  133. chloebennet 4h ago
    Rainy drive up to Big Sur. 🌲😍


    Austin,
    fingers crossed for more sex in the woods :)

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  134. shawski 1d ago
    Location: Big Sur Coast - CA
    View from big sur house. Good enough for James Bond good enough for me.
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BATKgVimFEy/

    shawski 1d ago
    Location: Big Sur Coast - CA
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BAT6-DBmFO5/

    Austin and Chloe spending weekend with Ivan Shaw?

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  135. https://www.instagram.com/p/BAT6-DBmFO5/

    That's Travis Leete, he's Austin's friend, too:

    whatevertravis 5w ago
    Haters gonna gate. @shawski @internetkelvin @austinnichols
    https://www.instagram.com/p/-7mfRxpoaT/

    whatevertravis 5w ago
    @austinnichols, I don't ride boards straight like some people. You've still got a sing fin mentality.
    https://www.instagram.com/p/-7mvRKJoan/

    AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 6 Dec 2015
    Incredible Human. Travis Leete. Waxing up.

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  136. Jen K ‏@jennykxox 24h24 hours ago
    How everyday should start. Really. Intellegentsia & the ocean. And now off to @soulcycle!


    Jen K ‏@jennykxox 15m15 minutes ago
    4 @soulcycle classes, 4 studios, 4 days of CA vacation & one class with Jake Gyllenhaal. That shit doesn't happen on LI. What a dream boat.

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  137. Jake Gyllenhaal, Hollywood's Reigning Shape-Shifter

    From the sociopathic, hollowed-out scavenger of Nightcrawler to the desperate, bulked-up brawler in this month's Southpaw, Jake Gyllenhaal has pushed his body and psyche to the brink, cementing his status as an Oscar front-runner and Hollywood's most dangerous man.

    "Do you actually want to know how many sit-ups I did?" Jake Gyllenhaal asks me. "Are you easing me into the question?"

    We're halfway through dinner at Gracias Madre, a vegan Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles—though neither of us is vegan—and there have been a few interruptions. A table of young women next to us has grown progressively louder throughout the evening, either because of successive margaritas or, more likely, because of proximity to the A-lister.

    Gyllenhaal's sister, Maggie, in town for just the day and also not a vegan, has stopped by unexpectedly, asking whether Jake got her text to meet her here. (He didn't.) And an unapologetic fan has just arrived tableside asking for a photo, a request Gyllenhaal politely—and almost unsuccessfully—declines. (He: "I'm just doing an interview"; she: "Will you be long?")

    The lingering question—what he discovered about the world during the five months he spent training for Southpaw, a dark drama about a light-heavyweight champ undone by his own brutality and forced to rebuild his life—actually has more to do with Gyllenhaal's head than with his abs. I'm not asking about sit-ups, at least in part because I already know the answer to that question. One thousand. That was in the morning. There were another 1,000 at night, a factoid repeated ad nauseam in the click-bait stories—jake gyllenhaal is ripped, inside jake gyllenhaal's insane southpaw transformation, the surprising secret to jake gyllenhaal's southpaw workout plan—that have accompanied the eye-grabbing film stills floating around online.
    ...
    http://www.details.com/story/jake-gyllenhaal-southpaw-interview

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  138. It must be so exhausting being Prairie Girl/BlastoButter/GoosesTile where everything in this world is one big conspiracy and cover up. I feel real sadness for her life. These are your golden years, babe. Get off the conspiracy computer and go find some joy in your life.

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  139. Management working overtime because ONE PERSON is trying to sell "Jake and Austin are married and have 5-6 kids" story without any kind of proof.

    PG is completely insane.

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  140. Austin and Chloe spending weekend with Ivan Shaw?

    Yes! #wedding

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  141. Robert Rosenberg ‏@RobMRosenberg 36m36 minutes ago
    I need to know what Maggie Gyllenhaal is saying to Jane Fonda. #GoldenGlobes

    mary ‏@mary_fowler0205 40m40 minutes ago
    Jake Gyllenhaal has yet to arrive, but there is no giving up hope yet!

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  142. The Linz ‏@throughthelinz 1h1 hour ago
    Maggie Gyllenhaal's face re: Gervais's joke about child molestation = all of us. #GoldenGlobes

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  143. It must be so exhausting being Prairie Girl/BlastoButter/GoosesTile where everything in this world is one big conspiracy and cover up. I feel real sadness for her life. These are your golden years, babe. Get off the conspiracy computer and go find some joy in your life.


    LOLLLLLLL!!! No, you guys hate that blastobutter & goosestile exist and speaks out, calling you out on your pure Grade A crap. That's what you hate. That's what you're sad about.

    Well sorry - these accounts will continue to educate and enlighten.

    Why don't you get some paid accounts with some brain cells who know how to make a believable tweet? The spin cycle chick blew it.

    Au revoir! See you around, boys.

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  144. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLJanuary 10, 2016 10:01 pm

    PG,

    we are amused by your stupidity and feel sorry for you.

    Speaking out??????? LOL
    Ignoring facts + tweeting obvious lies and insane theories = making a fool of yourself.

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  145. ssssswimmer 14m ago
    Location: Los Angeles International Airport (LAX)

    Been a big trip...clearly we had such an impact on the US that the lovely and talented Jake Gyllenhaal turned up to say goodbye to us at LAX. He skipped the Golden Globes to see us in the Admirals Lounge. Such a nice guy. Clearly he thinks a lot of us Aussies. #jakegyllenhaal #stalker #stalkerpix #goldenglobes #losangelesairport #lax #losangeles
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BAY9NqvJ8ZL/

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  146. 1 day, 2 parties - what a couple!!!

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  147. AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AustinNichols 2h 2 hours ago
    #goldenglobewinner https://www.instagram.com/p/BAZABxWJ3nz/

    Just for Fajita :)

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  148. #ouch #ouch #ouch #badaustin

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  150. Jake Gyllenhaal turned up to say goodbye to us at LAX. He skipped the Golden Globes to see us in the Admirals Lounge

    Who was looking after BTs??? LOL

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  152. Chloe Bennet & Austin Nichols Couple Up for InStyle's Golden Globes Bash 2016January 11, 2016 12:45 pm

    Chloe Bennet keeps close to longtime beau Austin Nichols while arriving for the InStyle and Warner Bros. Party following the 2016 Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on Sunday evening (January 10) in Beverly Hills, Calif.

    The cute couple was joined by Arrow‘s Emily Bett Rickards, The Flash star Danielle Panabaker, Jane the Virgin‘s Brett Dier and Yael Grobglas, Supergirl‘s Mehcad Brooks, and Teen Wolf alum Tyler Hoechlin.

    Shadowhunters stars Alberto Rosende and Harry Shum Jr were also seen out partying that night.

    15+ pictures inside of Chloe Bennet, Austin Nichols, and more stars partying after the Globes…

    justjared.com

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  153. bailey ireland ‏@bakaireland 2h2 hours ago
    "I deserve a nice pancheros burrito while jake gyllenhaal strokes my hair and tells me everything is going to be okay"

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  154. Benfiquista94 ‏@Bryan_NN 4h4 hours ago
    The day that Jake Gyllenhaal or Leonardo Dicaprio wins an Oscar is the day I'll believe that the oscars aren't rigged

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