Wednesday, 8 January 2014

Alyssa Miller Doesn't Beard Here Anymore


Jake Gyllenhaal decided to stop pretending he's dating Alyssa Miller.

No one will miss this fauxmance.

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Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 14h
Zion National Park. Utah. Observation Point. 6508 feet. Join me. http://www.whosay.com/l/mSJ7CJO

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 14h
Zion National Park. Utah. Observation Point. 6508 feet. Join me. http://www.whosay.com/l/FWa7CJP

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 10h
This is what it looks like from the top. http://www.whosay.com/l/tiJ7CPx

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 10h
This is what it looks like from the top. http://www.whosay.com/l/dkO7CPy

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 10h
Lunch at the top http://www.whosay.com/l/que7CQe

Anonymous said...

January 16 - Jake Leaving A Meeting With Jay-Z In New York City

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Anonymous said...

Austin in Utah,
Jake in New York,
"kids" in OMG blog's shitty fiction.

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Anonymous said...

Idiots from OMG blog in da house! LOL :)

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Anonymous said...

Shit For Brains K wrote: "Now who would have inspired Austin to Climb Every Mountain?"

LMAO!!!

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^^^^ said...

Beyond pathetic, you have to feel sorry for her.

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OMG "logic" said...

Austin in Utah,
Jake in New York


That's what parents with small kids do - spending quality time 2.000 miles apart!!!

Anonymous said...

Maggie Gyllenhaal ‏@mgyllenhaal 4h
At the @FrankTheFilm party at @sundancefest pic.twitter.com/LYu6eaqgXd

Austin who? said...

Jay Z knows how to keep friends in every corner of Hollywood with the rapper attending a reported “business meeting” with his unlikely friend Jake Gyllenhaal yesterday and it seems their discussions went well as the rapper seemed more than happy to hug a male fan when leaving the building.

The hip-hop mogul was spotted in the Meatpacking District yesterday afternoon where he is believed to have attended a meeting with his friend, Love & Other Drugs actor Gyllenhaal, who was seen following the 'Holy Grail' rapper out of the New York City building.

It doesn't appear to have been a serious meeting with Jay Z, 44, wearing a rain coat, grey hoodie and jeans while Jake braced himself against the cold with a large beanie with his hood on top.

While it's not known what the meeting was about, the pair have actually been friends for a few years and have been spotted enjoying a number of nights out together including last year, when Jake joined Jay Z, Swizz Beatz and Timbaland at a basketball.

A source told People magazine at the time that they embraced each other with a big hug while the year before, Jake partied with Pharrell Williams, Beyonce, her mother Tina and sister Solange.

They were also spotted dining together with a group of friends on a separate occasion. Meanwhile, it seems Jay Z's mood was lifted after the meeting wearing a broad smile and even welcoming an excited middle-aged fan who couldn't believe he had bumped into the superstar who hails from Brooklyn.

Rather than send his security team to brush the man away, Jay Z kindly shook hands with the fan and even gave him a manly hug before hopping into his limo.

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/138257/Jay-Z-Hugs-Excited-Male-Fan-After-Attending-Business-Meeting-With-Pal-Jake-Gyllenhaal

Anonymous said...

"Amber Heard Is Engaged to Johnny Depp"

Remember when she was gay?

LMAO x 10000000000000000000

Amber said...

Sweet smell of money!

Hollywood said...

Lesbians are for TV.

Sweet smell of success!

Anonymous said...

lexlimbu ‏@lexlimbu Jan 14
SPOTTED: Hollywood actor Josh Brolin with a Yeti Airlines staff in Kathmandu. http://lexlimbu.com/?p=6431 #Nepal pic.twitter.com/gnfXUzCRlP

lexlimbu ‏@lexlimbu Jan 16
BTW Jake Gyllenhaal is not in Nepal. He is expected to join "soon". Hmmm. Makes sense. Probably next few days #filminglaststwoweeks

Anonymous said...

Jake is in no hurry to start his "experience of a lifetime", hanging out with posh friends is better than Nepal :)

Anonymous said...

He can spend time with posh friends any old time. I should think it would get boring. Since he has an interest in Eastern religions, I would think he would jump at the chance. I know I would. But not everybody finds those things interesting I suppose.

Anonymous said...

"Parajuli said the team was permitted to shoot in the Himalayan nation for two weeks."

I guess Jake will join them later. I'm sure Nepal is very interesting country, but home sweet home and freedom and great food makes New York City very interesting, too :)

Anonymous said...

The center of the universe, I am sure.

Anonymous said...

The center of the Universe? Why not? Jake has there everything he needs + he has his freedom and privacy. Why would he change that for Nepal and hanging out with people he doesn't care about? He'll do that if / when needed for the job, not for fun.

Anonymous said...

And it is obvious that Jake doesn't care about travelling for fun or learning about the World.

Anonymous said...

I guess you're the expert on Jake's personal preferences. I won't argue then.

Anonymous said...

9:40 am - your playing dumb just makes you look dumb.

When was the last time you heard about Jake travelling somewhere outside the US unrelated to his job? Please tell!

Anonymous said...

Business trips to Europe, Morocco, Russia, ... but when Jake travels on his own it is just LA, New York and MV.

Anonymous said...

Resorting to insults just makes you look dumb too dear, and like you have nothing else to go on. I don't know what he does. Who cares really?

All I know is what Jake has said in interviews about how being an actor allows him to have experiences and visit locations that an ordinary job wouldn't, and I think that would be true. At least I thought I read that. It's probably somewhere in the interview archives.

Anonymous said...

Resorting to insults

Stating the obvious isn't an insult, it is simple truth.

Anonymous said...

All I know is what Jake has said in interviews about how being an actor allows him to have experiences and visit locations that an ordinary job wouldn't...

So? Which part of "travelling for fun" you don't understand?

Anonymous said...

When you have no idea what you are talking about and resort to insults, it isn't stating the obvious. It's low.

Anyway I only check in here from time to time to be entertained by the silly theories and PG using words out of context.

Anonymous said...

A job can't be fun? That's what everyone wants in life, a job that is fun that they love, that offers incredible opportunity. If he travels for his work, it can be turned into a vacation or personal time.

Anonymous said...

A job can't be fun?

Jesus Fucking Christ!!!

Do you really need someone to explain to you the difference between business travel and travel for fun??????????????????

Anonymous said...

Awwww, there's no need to freak out about it. Calm down. People combine business and personal travel all the time. For example, my other half was going to China on business, so we turned it into a vacation. Same with India.

Anonymous said...

People combine business and personal travel all the time.

That's nice, but we discuss Jake - when Jake did that?

not in LA said...

Stephanie Mejia ‏@_stephaniemejia 31m
Jake Gyllenhaal is here at my job again.. Can I please take him home with me? 😍😥❤️

Stephanie Mejia ‏@_stephaniemejia 31m
He's too fine 😍😍😍

Anonymous said...

Carolilo ‏@SirCarolilah 16h
There's always that one asshole that has to cram himself into the train. -.-

Carolilo ‏@SirCarolilah 16h
Also met Jake Gyllenhal today! What a beautiful man. So cute.

Carolilo ‏@SirCarolilah 16h
@_WildGarden haha I was shaking but also had to keep professional cause I was working. ☺️

Anonymous said...

Gemma Fleming ‏@gemmarfleming 20m
Wonder if there's a punch card for celebrity sightings. This'll be three times I've seen Jake Gyllenhaal in Soho. #jakegyllenhaal #BOGOSOHO

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Anonymous said...

Austin in Utah,
Jake in New York,
idiots from OMG blog melting - business as usual, LMAO :))))))

Anonymous said...

OMG liars and bullshiters are miserable? Good!

Anonymous said...

Frank ‏@FrankTheFilm 16h
Thanks to @indiewire for the wonderful review of #Frank http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/sundance-review-frank-starring-michael-fassbender-domhnall-gleeson-maggie-gyllenhaal-20140118 …

Anonymous said...

Peter Sarsgaard ‏@petersarsgaard 2h
“@mgyllenhaal: At the @FrankTheFilm party at @sundancefest pic.twitter.com/Yk0IfShP19”: She plays the theremin in this one!

prairiegirl said...

Oh, that didn't take too long, did it? Your comment @ 0629 able to breathe air for about 10 min. before you took it down yourself and pretended it was one of us "melting" ?

You seriously cannot believe that anyone is buying this one-man act over here, can you?

Kick your knees up, step in time.
Kick your knees up, step in time.
Never need a reason, never need a rhyme
Kick your knees up, step in time

Anonymous said...

PG,

you pathetic, stupid, lying woman,
stop trolling and get a brain :)

Anonymous said...

Or at least take your medications!

Anonymous said...

L O L!

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Anonymous said...

Poor OMGers,
constantly pissed off because WFT2 posts tweets which prove their crazy theories wrong.

2000 said...

Cherie Daly ‏@CherieDaly22 Jan 17
#TBT To that time I filmed a Movie & lived at Sundance Filmmakers Lab with Jake Gyllenhaal #Caucasia… http://instagram.com/p/jQGsdqNf5x/

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Anonymous said...

Shit For Brains K is saying that Jake and Austin are at Sundance!

Because when you plan to meet your super secret husband at film festival in Utah, you make sure to post 5 tweets about being in Utah.
And because "parents with kids" living in different cities doesn't mean anything, but 2 actors visiting film festival would be just another proof that they are married with kids!

LOL :)

SATURDAY, JANUARY 18, 2014
I-tah, Utah, We-tah
Yesterday Austin tweeted from near a spot at the top in Utah.

Today there's a tweet with Jake at the hottest spot in Utah.

Call it a case of the We-tahs.


Or a bit of Berlinale.

Tweet:
Sundance Party List ‏@SundanceList 17h
Lance Bass,Don Johnson,Joaquin Phoenix, Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal,Sam Rockwell,Ireland Baldwin, & Kate Hudson spotted @celeb tent lower Ma

Anonymous said...

Gemma Fleming ‏@gemmarfleming 17h
Wonder if there's a punch card for celebrity sightings. This'll be three times I've seen Jake Gyllenhaal in Soho. #jakegyllenhaal #BOGOSOHO

don't expect OMGers to mention facts said...

Or a bit of Berlinale.

Yes, Berlinale was great!!!

Oh, wait ... after Berlinale, Jake dumped Austin and went to Paris, and soon after moved to New York.

Anonymous said...

If Jake was/is at the Sundance Film Festival - why is there just one tweet mention and no photos?

Jake isn't the biggest star in Hollywood, but he would be a big star at such event.

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Anonymous said...

Sundance Channel ‏@SundanceChannel 1h
Join us @ 10am in #Sundance Channel HQ as @Experian_US presents The Intersection of TV & Independent Film w/ @mgyllenhaal & @PrideofGypsies

Anonymous said...

The two OMG troublemakers are at it again I see. PG and that little ray of sunshine, RealM.

Anonymous said...

White Rabbit ‏@WhiteRabbitsLLC 3h
GIrl said I looked like a TV star. My guesses were George Clooney or a rugged Jake Gyllenhaal. She said the wii rabbit. Girls are so dumb.

Anonymous said...

Or a bit of Berlinale.

Yes, Berlinale was great!!!
Oh, wait ... after Berlinale, Jake dumped Austin and went to Paris, and soon after moved to New York.


Ouch!

Berlinale is one of the reasons we know for sure that Jake and Austin are just friends.

Austin tweeted about being there, Jake took Austin to that US Embassy event - no hiding because there is nothing to hide.

No one gave a shit about Jake and Austin being in Berlin, zero media interest.

Which also proves that crazy OMG rambling about Jake, Austin and Management being desperate to keep Jake and Austin apart because they can't live in the same city and can't visit the same city at the same time, is just insane OMG verbal diarrhoea.

Anonymous said...

SmarterChild ‏@MrSmarterChild 16m
Sitting next to jake gyllenhaal jfk to lax. Morgan freeman is across the aisle we're comparing LSD stories. Jared Leto two rows back crying

Anonymous said...

SmarterChild ‏@MrSmarterChild 7m
Aaron Paul just boarded he asked me if I was SmarterChild I said no bc I don't want to cause a scene

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Anonymous said...

3:46 am,

OMG is an insignificant loon blog.

The only reason that insignificant loon blog is mentioned here is more than obvious (and I'm sure you know that): WFT2 and OMG are only JiG blogs + idiots from OMG blog post their insane crap all over the Internet making other JiG fans look like loons.

Anonymous said...

WFT2 is management blog...you aren't fooling anyone

Anonymous said...

4:18 am - LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake's Management posts about his bearding and keeps Toothy Tile archive????? You are fucking idiot.

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Jake's Management posts about his bearding and keeps Toothy Tile archive?????

Typical OMG blog "logic" :)

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WFT2 is management blog

There is absolutely nothing about WFT2 that Jake's management would like or approve. Zero.

OMGers made up that silly lie because making up silly lies is much easier than having arguments which make sense.

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Jake in New York said...

Autumn Furr ‏@Autness Jan 17
Spotted: Jake Gyllenhaal leaving @juicepressny Totally normal office behavior! http://instagram.com/p/jR-jSBGpzZ/

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Anonymous said...

OMGers made up that silly lie because making up silly lies is much easier than having arguments which make sense.

And trolls from OMG blog troll with clits and tits because they have nothing better to say about FACTS which prove them wrong.

OMG spinsters said...

clits and tits

What are they used for?

PG said...

Let me google that ... WOW, what is wrong with all those people???!!!

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Anonymous said...

Movies ‏@HomeMoviesPlus 2h
ENEMY – New Images Featuring Jake Gyllenhaal, Melanie Laurent, and Isabella Rosellini: ‘You can't escape yours... http://bit.ly/1ieVCrY

Anonymous said...

ShanaEmory ‏@ShanaEmory 8h
I think me and @AUS10NICHOLS would just make the cutest couple ever ♥♡♥

ShanaEmory ‏@ShanaEmory 6h
@AUS10NICHOLS you need to follow me so I can direct message you back :)

Anonymous said...

RealM = MorroBay?

Anonymous said...

Who / what is MorroBay in this case?

Anonymous said...

jomny sun ‏@jonnysun Jan 19
why cal him 'jake gyllenhaal' when u can call him 'the artist formerley known as prince of persia'

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Anonymous said...

OMGers made up that silly lie because making up silly lies is much easier than having arguments which make sense.

nailed it

Anonymous said...

Jake's Management posts about his bearding and keeps Toothy Tile archive????? You are fucking idiot.

In no way is it defensible that WFT2 is a management blog but they keep saying that to discredit anything that is posted here. Their narrative now is Jake's management no longer tries to stop the gay rumours because why bother, they only care about making sure no one links Jake with Austin and the many kids. This fails under the slightest scrutiny, of course. But they prop it up with selective "evidence" and lies and fiction day after day. They paint a picture of a world where tweets can be bought, private planes dispatched, journalists gagged, paps paid off and children can be hidden--all with no leaks. It's astonishing. The NSA can't do it, but B-lister Jake Gyllenhaal can.

Anonymous said...

And, of course, common sense questions are never answered by OMGers, like:

Why would Jake choose to have kids during his extra busy filming and bearding time?
Why would Jake move to New York if he has kids with Austin who still lives in LA?
Why would Jake decide to be terrible parent who denies his kids normal life and development?

Anonymous said...

P.S. It was extra busy filming time for Austin, too. Wanting kids so much that you are OK to have them hidden ALL the time while you have no time to be with them, give them family, doesn't make any sense.

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Anonymous said...

RealM = MorroBay?



Good to know you're lurking around in Live Journal.

And btw, you're so off on this crazy idea, it isn't even funny.

BWAH!!!

prairiegirl said...

Jake in New York said...

Autumn Furr ‏@Autness Jan 17
Spotted: Jake Gyllenhaal leaving @juicepressny Totally normal office behavior! http://instagram.com/p/jR-jSBGpzZ/



Are you serious with that? OH my dog. You guys must take the public for a school of jellyfish.

prairiegirl said...

Why would Jake move to New York if he has kids with Austin who still lives in LA?


The "move" to NYC was a big show.

prairiegirl said...

Jake's Management posts about his bearding and keeps Toothy Tile archive????? You are fucking idiot.


Yup. They also just called him "B-List" tonight. Outrageous, isn't it?

prairiegirl said...

Why would Jake choose to have kids during his extra busy filming and bearding time?

Jake had the majority of his kids while he wasn't working. He's hardly "been" with his beards. Please.

Now he has to earn money to support them. Just like any other human parent.

prairiegirl said...

Why would Jake decide to be terrible parent who denies his kids normal life and development?

Why don't you ask him?

Anonymous said...

Are you serious with that? OH my dog. You guys must take the public for a school of jellyfish.

So ??

Jake is in NY

Anonymous said...

PG thinks she is talking to Jake's management. The delusion is strong with this one.

prairiegirl said...

So ??

Jake is in NY


Oh, that's not my point. But then it wouldn't be the first time you intentionally miss a point.

My point is this tweet is dated January 17 yet you only post it today, the 20th. This is out of pattern with the posting of tweets on this blog.

Talk about post-dating.

And the least of this is the lameness of the picture and the Twitter account itself. Totally laughable effort.

Anonymous said...

Oh come on PG, we all know Jake has never been to Sundence this year, the photo who for umpteenth time ruin your fanciful story, has been around for a while, I think Gyllenbabble posted the pic four days ago, and we all know Jake was with his buddy Jay-Z and all over NY while Austin was in Utha

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Anonymous said...

PG,

thank you for another confirmation that we are right about you and OMGers - you are stupid liars who ignore facts, logic and common sense!

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Anonymous said...

Why would Jake move to New York if he has kids with Austin who still lives in LA?

The "move" to NYC was a big show.


LMAO, OMGers are such morons :)

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Anonymous said...

My point is this tweet is dated January 17 yet you only post it today, the 20th. This is out of pattern with the posting of tweets on this blog.

So what?!?
That makes photo fake?
Jake's Management hacked Twitter and Instagram to fake date?
Fucking OMG retards.

Anonymous said...

matty_collett
13 hours ago · Sundance Film Festival Main Street Store

Austin Nichols. Also known as Julian Baker to all you One Tree Hill lovers. Nicest guy ever and even more attractive in person.

http://instagram.com/p/jadRu3wUuG/

Anonymous said...

Austin Sugar Pants Nichols at Sundance Film Festival, Jake Gyllenhaal still invisible :)

Anonymous said...

Gotta love Jake's super powers!

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Jake in New York said...

❤ PLEASE LUKE ❤ ‏@twerkteamharryy 2h
Saw Jake Gyllenhaal on the train today ah ! Didn't go up to him cause I didn't wanna bother him tho pic.twitter.com/VZJ5qd3ZPN

Anonymous said...

Jake's invisibility at Sundance film festival explained - he's in New York! :)

OMG Universe said...

Bu-bu-but that train just arrived from Utah

Anonymous said...

OMG Universe is full of wormholes :)

PG said...

Is a wormhole the same thing as my vag?

OMGers said...

Fucking physics!

Anonymous said...

CineMania ‏@mrs_moviebuff 6h
New Images From Denis Villeneuve's 'Enemy' With Jake Gyllenhaal http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/new-images-from-denis-villeneuves-enemy-with-jake-gyllenhaal-melanie-laurent-isabella-rosellini-more-20140117

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Anonymous said...

Trolling again, PG? Bored with writing moronic fiction? :)

Anonymous said...

Why would Jake move to New York if he has kids with Austin who still lives in LA?

prairiegirl said...
The "move" to NYC was a big show.


Too stupid for words.
Told you, OMGers are bat shit crazy!

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Anonymous said...

Melting again, idiot from OMG blog? LOL :)

another OMG idiot said...

Florida Tom said...

So Austin just happened to be in Utah during the movie fest. Oh my how important it must have been to place Jake in NYC.. Sure he was :-)

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Anonymous said...

Tom "forgot" Austin's 5 tweets about being in Utah just before the festival.

And that no one mentioned Jake attending or being seen at the festival (except that one tweet).

And that there are PHOTOS of Jake in New York.

And why would two actors need to hide attending US film festival after they didn't hide being at Berlin film festival?

LMAO said...

Oh my how important it must have been to place Jake in NYC.

Place Jake in NYC? He lives there!

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 3h
@RichardOBarry amazes me. This man is going to win this battle. I believe. Spread the word. #TaijiDolphinSlaughter

DM said...

llǝqdɯɐɔ ɐssʎlɐ ‏@AlyssaCampbel11 1h
@AUS10NICHOLS loves me. It's just a matter of time before we're married. <3 pic.twitter.com/NFp7TgoPWv

Anonymous said...

s t e f a n i e ‏@5t3f4n1e 1h
Saw the real jake gyllenhaal on the subway all dressed for the winter.

Anonymous said...

Ilya Marritz ‏@ilyamarritz 3h
Love it when Jake Gyllenhaal gets on your train in the morning, attired in heavy snow gear, and no one notices.

Anonymous said...

OMG Universe is full of wormholes :)

sponsored by magic mormon underpants

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Anonymous said...

RIP Heath.

Anonymous said...

can't believe Heath has been gone 6 years.

Anonymous said...

PG accuses a public radio journalist one of the most respected jobs in journalism of fake tweeting a jake sighting on the subway.



takes the cake.

Anonymous said...

PG wallows in her own stupidity. Oh well. At least its entertaining.

Anonymous said...

OMG blog is fiction.

This blog is strictly for entertainment purposes. Its writers make no serious claims about the sexuality of either Jake Gyllenhaal or Austin Nichols.

Anonymous said...

Bad fiction, LOL :)

Anonymous said...

Maggie Gyllenhaal ‏@mgyllenhaal 2h
Finally flying into a frosty NYC... pic.twitter.com/Sog6nv1QSg

Anonymous said...

Poor mary keeps mistaking Blogger for Livejournal where she writes her shitty slash

Anonymous said...

Didn't read Melting Mary's slash, but her fiction about Jake and Austin is awful.

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^^^^ said...

Melting Mary is meeeeeeelting again, LOL :)

Anonymous said...

Crazy Mary and her idiotic tweets :)

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 17h
His mgmnt wants fans to think he's still in NYC because if he was overseas for filming, people would expect to see him in set pictures

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Anonymous said...

OMG FAQ PART ONE

Q: Why do Jake and Austin live in different cities if they have six kids together?

A: Jake didn't really move to NY. It was all for show!!!

Q: Then where does Family Tile live?

A: In some shitty little house in West Hollywood. Austin tweeted their address on his fishing ticket to get it to us!! #sekret

Q: Why would two actors deep in the closet with kids to hide live on an exposed WeHo street where the houses practically touch one another and not in some Hollywood Hills enclave?

A: Duh! Because they have to spend all their money paying lay persons off to post fake tweets of their location on twitter!





Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Everest said...

Working Title starts on Everest film

14/01/2014

Mount EverestThe dramatised account of a fateful expedition to climb Mount Everest is the latest feature from UK production powerhouse Working Title Films.

Filming started on Monday (13 January) in Nepal with Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Brolin, Jason Clark, Tom Goodman-Hill and John Hawkes starring as members of various groups of climbers who attempted to scale the highest mountain in the world in 1996. When a massive and blinding snowstorm hit, it killed eight climbers in total.

Icelandic director Baltasar Kormákur (2 Guns) is calling the shots from a screenplay by William Nicholson and Justin Isbell.

The team is currently in Nepal, after which they head to Italy before arriving in the UK in early March to film at Pinewood Studios.

If you’re planning to film in freezing temperatures, take a look at our guide first for some valuable advice.

More details on Everest can be found on Production Intelligence, our online database of advance and archive productions.

^^^^ said...

http://www.theknowledgeonline.com/the-knowledge-bulletin/post/2014/01/14/Working-Title-starts-on-Everest-film

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^^^^ said...

No one is obsessed with OMG,

we just laugh at OMG lying morons and your stupidity, LOL :))))))

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 11h
Waiting http://www.whosay.com/l/gxU7F3w

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 11h
Waiting http://www.whosay.com/l/Vbi7F3x

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 11h
Love this man http://www.whosay.com/l/PGO7F3y

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 11h
Love this man http://www.whosay.com/l/oGu7F3z

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 11h
Still waiting http://www.whosay.com/l/HKF7F3D

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 11h
Still waiting

http://www.whosay.com/l/QHN7F3F http://fb.me/3p5Kssgz7

Austin, don't drink and tweet!

Anonymous said...

Tania Pairazamán(시타) ‏@tania_why_me 11h
whaaaaatt??? is Léa dating Jake freaking Gyllenhaal???? DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: WTF!!! im about to kill myself right now ;;

Anonymous said...

Charlotte ‏@Charlottem318 from Rhode Island - New York City 12h
Wait a whole minute. Jake Gyllenhaal is in the building right next to my school. Why am I not there?

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Anonymous said...

Yes 6:26 am,

we know that crappy OMG blog is joke of the Internet - we laugh all the time :)

Anonymous said...

6 silly "I'm deep and smart" tweets in 10 minutes? Austin must be bored out of his mind.

PG said...

Who says that screenshot is from Austin's phone? You know, someone could text me a picture from their phone from any source, I could download it to my phone, and no one would know.

When I take a picture with my phone, I don't get my provider's name on there. Nor my battery life icon. I reckon I could get the time on there if I knew how to do that with the settings. I know you can get a time/date stamp with a camera, of course. Interesting, don't you think, that Austin doesn't mind sharing his phone provider? It's just kind of odd to share that bit of information.

How about a day stamp and not just the time? You could have snapped that picture at 2:46 pm on New Year's Day and then just waited until January 23rd to post it. Yeah?

^^^^^^ said...

PG is fucking retard with constant verbal diarrhoea! YUCK!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Interesting, don't you think, that Austin doesn't mind sharing his phone provider?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG blog motto said...

EVERYTHING is better than discussing facts and using common sense.

poor peegee said...

What Is Paranoid Schizophrenia?

Paranoid schizophrenia is a subtype of schizophrenia in which the patient has delusions (false beliefs) that a person or some individuals are plotting against them or members of their family.

The majority of people with paranoid schizophrenia, as with most schizophrenia subtypes may also have auditory hallucinations - they hear things that are not real. They may also have delusions of personal grandeur - a false belief that they are much greater and more powerful and influential than they really are.

An individual with paranoid schizophrenia may spend a disproportionate amount of time thinking up ways of protecting themselves from their persecutors.

Anonymous said...

persecutors=PR/Mgmt

Anonymous said...

They may also have delusions of personal grandeur - a false belief that they are much greater and more powerful and influential than they really are.

That's PG. 100%.

Anonymous said...

they are much greater and more powerful and influential than they really are

OMGers think highly paid PR spend their days reading and analyzing every word on OMG blog with 4 posters, then...

☑ plant fake tweets
☑ photoshop images
☑ get on the phone to JustJared and US Weekly
☑ take over WFT2
☑ embed viruses on OMG
☑ get Ted fired
☑ scrub the internet of Toothy references

just to throw the jaustaloons off the scent!

^And that's all done before lunch!

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Anonymous said...

... just to throw the jaustaloons off the scent!

Another one!

In interviews Jake is lying about moving to New York - he lives in LA with Austin and kids, and just travels to New York for arranged photo ops! Because Jake living in his home town town, where he has a house, centre of Hollywood business, would make people think that he is married and has kids with Austin!

Fucking OMG idiots :)

Jake in Brooklyn restaurant said...

1/24/2014

Since practically every A-lister is in Park City for the Sundance Film Festival right now, not many celebrities dined out during Polar Vortex 2.0. But Eric Cantor and Rudy Giuliani braved the onslaught of snow and frostbite to fill their bellies, and so did the Saturday Night Live cast (plus Drake)! Read it all, straight ahead.

606 R&D: Jake Gyllenhaal and a curly-haired female companion ate whitefish salad. [Grub Street]

Campagnola: Tommy Mottola ate with Bill Bratton on the Upper East Side. [Page Six/NYP]
...

http://www.grubstreet.com/2014/01/louis-ck-jake-gyllenhaal-spotted.html

Anonymous said...

Maria DahvanaHeadley ‏@MARIADAHVANA 1h
Apparently Jake Gyllenhaal was seen eating whitefish at my neighborhood joint. This does not bode well for said joint staying secret.

LOL! said...

Andy Rothwell ‏@Andymcfc82 2 min

@SimonCowell is there any truth in that jake gyllenhaal played you in the film brokeback mountain mate?

Anonymous said...

hi putana

Anonymous said...

Simon Too Heterosexual For My Shirt Cowell won't be amused!

Anonymous said...

Awwwwwwwww, sorry 7:04 pm,

Alyssa Dog Face Beard Putana Miller is history.

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Anonymous said...

Alyssa Dog Face Beard Putana Miller is history.

And Jake and everyone else, except that cheap whore, is happy about it! :)

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Anonymous said...

I thought her face looked more like a cat's puckered ass

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!

NYC said...

sam ‏@samsheffer 8h
Her is a very great film. Wow.

sam ‏@samsheffer 6h
Jake Gyllenhaal watched Her in the same theater as me. When I walked home, he was in front / behind me too. Very awesome. <3 NYC

sam ‏@samsheffer 5h
@ohnorosco when i exited the theater he was walking in front of us, and then we got ahead of him and his date

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