Friday, 1 November 2013

Thanks for a laugh, Alyssa Miller!


Us Weekly magazine: "Jake Gyllenhaal's Girlfriend Alyssa Miller: "Things Are Good," We Have "Cooking Dinner Parties""

#LOL

Alyssa Miller - just another proof that models are dumb and love working as beards.


Source of this PR fiction: Us Weekly

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Anonymous said...

Andrea Carpenter ‏@_hecallsmewifey 12h
Photoset: evilnol6: .Jake Gyllenhaal as Adam Bell and Sarah Gadon as Helen in “Enemy” directed by Denis... http://tmblr.co/ZIHKex12TMJUE

Anonymous said...

Kate O'Connor ‏@TheNotoriousKAT 16h
Looking forward to next Sunday's screening of Enemy @TIFF_NET for #CTT2014 Dir. Denis Villeneuve & Jake Gyllenhaal with be in attendance.

Anonymous said...

suffragettecinema ‏@suffragettecine 1h
Jackman-Gyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/gUcLqiS0Et

Anonymous said...

Dom ‏@DominckCifelli 15h
So um im in the same hotel as jake gyllenhal right now.

Dom ‏@DominckCifelli 15h
I really hope I can meet him

^^^^ said...

Jake lives in NYC hotel.
November 22 - Leaving His Hotel In New York City http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/thumbnails.php?album=2545
Report about Jake looking for an apartment in NYC.
It fits.

PG said...

Fuck!

Special K said...

Shit!

Anonymous said...

OMG are a cray bunch of fringe lunatics and this blog legitimizes their existence by wasting all its time 'refuting' their insane ideas. It would be far better to IGNORE THEM.

Anonymous said...

Posting real info about what Jake and Austin are doing is the best and only way to show that OMGers are liars and delusional idiots.

Anonymous said...

P.S. + pointing out their lies and irrational conclusions.

Anonymous said...

Sukriti ♥ ‏@KinzFreezeTime 12h
@AUS10NICHOLS it doesn't even have to be Christmas next time for the sliding to happen. Lol. P.s. I hate how I can't DM you back! Boooh🙈

Anonymous said...

Melissa~Aaronator~ ‏@LissaK_27 17h
@KimberlyBeth7 I still can't believe this happened! @AUS10NICHOLS is the best! :) <3 pic.twitter.com/zJeTh7lOVq

Austin's DM: Merry Christmas pretty girl!

Anonymous said...

Besides tweets and OMG, you post nothing else

Anonymous said...

Huh???

You are complaining because WFT2 posts info about Jake's (and Austin's) private life and projects on JiG blog?!?!?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

I think 12:22 pm misses culinary recipes they post on OMG blog, LOL :)

Anonymous said...

L O L :)

Anonymous said...

Posting real info about what Jake and Austin are doing is the best and only way to show that OMGers are liars and delusional idiots.

+ pointing out their lies and irrational conclusions.


They do that well enough themselves. Does the government bother refuting fringe conspiracy theories on infowars? NO WAY. Doing so just feeds the fire and legitimizes the fringe craziness. It's the same with Oh My Godot. The best way to deal with lunatics is to ignore them. Instead these comments on here position OMG as a force to be reckoned with, as if their crazy is WORTH THE TIME to refute. It is not. They are nuts. There are three of them and they are nuts end of story.

TAKE BACK THE BLOG!

Anonymous said...

Just like I would not spend time argueing with "jake is straight" fangirls" I wouldnt do it with OMG people, here or there. Some people like to argue, though. It gives them adreneline.

Conspiracy theory logical fallacies said...

Required reading for OMG nemeses. As you can see there is NO POINT in trying to refute them because they aren't playing on the same playfield of facts and logic. It only gives them the attention they crave the links they want and another target to labels as "MNGMT" and evil "PR"

Just like you are supposed to starve the troll, starve the OMG. If no one pays attention to them they will fold and move on. They are close already, down to 3-4 people but one of the things that keeps their momentum and drive to go on is the comments on this blog and the troll comments on their blog. DON'T DO IT.


- - - - - - -

Most conspiracy theories don't make sense nor withstand any scrutiny. They usually involve operations so immense that it's basically impossible for them to be kept secret, and all the proof given by conspiracy theorists usually have a very simple explanation (usually much simpler than the explanation given by the theorists).

Yet conspiracy theories are very popular and appealing. Even when they don't make sense and there's just no proof, many people still believe them. Why?

One big reason for this is that some conspiracy theorists are clever. They use psychology to make their theories sound more plausible. They appeal to certain psychological phenomena which make people to tend to believe them. However, these psychological tricks are nothing more than logical fallacies. They are simply so well disguised that many people can't see them for what they are.

Here are some typical logical fallacies used by conspiracy theorists:

(read them all here http://warp.povusers.org/grrr/conspiracytheories.html )

Anonymous said...

They do that well enough themselves.

What is the purpose of this obvious lie?
Make people think that Special K or OMGers care about what really goes on between Jake and Austin?

Not even a nice try.

Anonymous said...

They are nuts. There are three of them and they are nuts end of story.

Yes, they are.

But not every fan knows enough or cares enough to recognise their lies = pointing out facts and reasons which prove them wrong is a good idea.

Anonymous said...

if you google toothy tile this is the second site to come up and all the comments are about another blog called "oh my godot" which just sends people to search for THAT blog and to an uneducated person their blog looks a lot more legit because they post every day they have regular commenters etc. so there you go.

Anonymous said...

"to an uneducated person" - there is no cure for stupidity, lol

Anonymous said...

There is a line between debunking conspiracy theorists so they don't "get away with it" and then going too far and unintentionally calling attention to them through your efforts. If Oh My Godot had new people who suddenly found them and joined their little club all the time then there'd be a reason to debunk but that has not happened in years and years. That blog has been dead for a long time basically since PG and MM got released from the looney bin and got issued computers.

Anonymous said...

"unintentionally calling attention to them through your efforts"

Having fun while finding out what is really going on in Jake's life is all I care about. Am I helping or hurting OMG blog's interests - don't care, they aren't important enough to care about that.

Anonymous said...

Maggie Gyllenhaal ‏@mgyllenhaal 1h
@hectorabadf Melancholic Christmas Present to myself. Been laughing on the inside. Amazing! pic.twitter.com/3uyHfGy4Ix

Anonymous said...

Some of the crazy shit they post is too LOL to not make fun of. Like that Peter and Maggie are only photographed together because of a comment on their silly little blog LOL! They are batshit crazy and an easy target. It's fun.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

Duh! OMG blog rules Gyllenhaal family!!!

Anonymous said...

Im more bothered by their dragging innocent people into their web of lies than about their blind worship of idiot Aus10. they accuse regular joes on twitter as being a fake account or "PR" because they are sending out "fake" sightings of Jake or Austin. pathetic!!

They should get sued for their made-up lies.

Anonymous said...

They are insane. They pull shit out of air to support OMG fiction. Now saying Peter and Maggie aren't together anymore but keeping up appearances for Jake's closeted life with Austin and six kids!!!

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Anonymous said...

OMG meltdowns = free entertainment.

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Anonymous said...

Celine ‏@celine_vhrx 1h
@AUS10NICHOLS 1- You really are the only celebrity I know who takes as much time to answer to his fans. You bring us so much happiness !

Anonymous said...

Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 13h
Lovebirds on Lake Austin http://instagram.com/p/ie1s7pF3wa/

Awwwwwwwwwww!

Austin's girlfriend is in Texas :)

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Anonymous said...

Chloe Bennet is in Austin, Texas - holidays with Austin and his family.

How cute is that?

Anonymous said...

Sooooo cute <3

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Anonymous said...

Doge ‏@BestDoge 16h
doge darko

Such gyllenhal pic.twitter.com/MxK22BBjlU

Anonymous said...

Chloe Bennet is in Austin, Texas - holidays with Austin and his family.

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...


PG "didn't notice" photo of Austin shopping somewhere in Texas and posing with fans, nor Austin's girlfriend being in Austin, TX.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 26 Dec
That is one high price to pay for holiday time, you know that? Your dignity.

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 1h
Ha ha ha you go, buddy! ; ) RT @rorydoody: @AUS10NICHOLS still waiting!

Anonymous said...

Or Jake sighting in NYC.

Anonymous said...

Austin is bearding for his own benefit not Jake's. They are nowhere near each other, have not been for quite some time.

Anonymous said...

must be fun to be OMG to make all your own rules about reality. any time a social media sighting picture or quote refutes the hypothesis it is ignored or pointed out as PR. any time a rare sighting supports their belief (like a small jacket on a bench in a restaurant from years ago)they bring it up again and again as evidence!

Anonymous said...

Things is, any little thing in life can be twisted as evidence to support any insane theory. Abusers excel at this.

Bottom line it has been seven years of waiting and sleuthing and cherry picking and yet there is still no kid. Remember Einstein's definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and over again and expecting different results.

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Anonymous said...

must be fun to be OMG to make all your own rules about reality

Only if you are totally insane.

I think OMGers are spineless bullshiters (and nasty people) who can't accept defeat. Because they see themselves as smart and special.

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 4h
If every American recycled one-tenth of their newspapers, we could save about 25,000,000 trees a year. -------let's get the whole world

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 4h
Photo: http://www.whosay.com/l/Lxh7vGU

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 4h
Photo: http://www.whosay.com/l/ocs7vGV

Anonymous said...

What are this? ‏@Bellaahh_ 4h
@AUS10NICHOLS Can i make a request that we take it back to 2011 and make this your dp pic.twitter.com/maZpam0KKZ

Anonymous said...

dp stands for profile picture (??) or, love this one, DOUBLE PENETRATION

urban dictionary said...

Display Picture - Can be any sort of profile picture

or

Double Penetration

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Anonymous said...

rachel wiggins ‏@rachelwiggi 12h
sophia bush married chad michael murray, divorced him for james lafferty, then started dating austin nichols. all guys from the OTH cast😂

Anonymous said...

La Mancha
@Lamanchatexmex
The Best Tex Mex in all of Austin
2203 Hancock Austin , Tx 78756 · lamanchatexmex.com

La Mancha ‏@Lamanchatexmex 8h
@AUS10NICHOLS good to see you @lamanchatexmex tonight.

La Mancha ‏@Lamanchatexmex 7h
@ChloeBennet4 good to see you at @lamanchatexmex tonight!

OMG loon said...

FAKE said...
dead giveaway this is fake... these restaurants (including the dim sum in NY on xmas eve) would not have celebs come into their doors if they outed their private time like this. These tweets were arranged.

La Mancha ‏@Lamanchatexmex 33m
@ChloeBennet4 good to see you at @lamanchatexmex tonight!

La Mancha ‏@Lamanchatexmex 35m
@AUS10NICHOLS good to see you @lamanchatexmex tonight.

December 29, 2013 at 11:09 PM

Anonymous said...

"including the dim sum in NY on xmas eve"

Wrong - there is photo of Jake and Naomi in the restaurant, was posted here.

Anonymous said...

Austin is in Austin, TX.
His girlfriend is in Austin, TX.

Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 28 Dec
Lovebirds on Lake Austin http://instagram.com/p/ie1s7pF3wa/

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Wilson Tang ‏@dimsumNYC 3h
The whole Gyllenhaal family just ate @NomWah. That was awesome. #movies #jake #maggie #naomi #chinatown #nyc #oscars

Wilson Tang ‏@dimsumNYC 2h
@rlizares Jake kindly declined a picture but here is one that a customer took from where he was sitting. pic.twitter.com/axEbHTYWs5

December 24, 2013 5:22 pm

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Anonymous said...

Poor, stupid OMGers hate, but can't undo FACTS :)

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Anonymous said...

✓ Christmas spoiled
✓ New Year's Eve spoiled

Good reasons for OMG idiots to meeeeeeeeeeeeelt, LOL

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Anonymous said...

Aly ‏@alyyaguirre 12h
I just saw Jack and Maggie Gyllenhaal walking down the street😱

Anonymous said...

Film-Goon ‏@DepressedGod 13h
@TheFilmStage Denis Villeneuve's 'Enemy,' starring Jake Gyllenhaal, opens on March 14th, 2014 http://bit.ly/1d1Ie2G pic.twitter.com/hO2yl5tAvG”

Anonymous said...

OMGers

Anonymous said...

Elena Metzner ‏@lenerz1 15h
I just made direct eye contact with, smiled at, and am staying right next to Jake Gyllenhaal 😍💗 can we hang out.....?

Elena Metzner ‏@lenerz1 8h
One of the actors in Wolf of Wall Street was at the theater with his friends and they all cheered whenever he came on. This is why I ❤️ NY

Anonymous said...

Ar Ul ‏@are_eb 29 Dec
Jake Gyllenhall talking about his beard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDmGeWl_dDs

Anonymous said...

OMG loon melting

Anonymous said...

OMGers

LOL, is that PG or Special K? :)

Anonymous said...

PrairieWitch

Anonymous said...

Special K, is that you?

not SK said...

Of course not, and PG's not kissing my ass either (well not at this very minute, anyway)

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Anonymous said...

I hate people saying America is the most stupid country...

Anonymous said...

Looks like Meth User

PG said...

Shut up, big is beautiful!

SK said...

big MOUTHS are not beautiful PG, unless of course you are using it to smooch my ass

Anonymous said...

It only gives them the attention they crave the links they want and another target to labels as "MNGMT" and evil "PR"

It wasn't always evil management though . Management only became the go to conspiracy after PG fell in love with Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. She adopted the Directioner language .


Chloe Bennet is in Austin, Texas - holidays with Austin and his family.

OMG mode on

She is their new surrogate

OMG mode off


rachel wiggins ‏@rachelwiggi 12h
sophia bush married chad michael murray, divorced him for james lafferty, then started dating austin nichols. all guys from the OTH cast


I think him cheating on her with Paris Hilton had more to do with that divorce.

Anonymous said...

Paris Hilton - true, but the point is that Austin's fans and public believe he really dated Sophia for years = Austin had no reason to be desperate about pretending to be heterosexual (tweets, DMs).

Anonymous said...

She adopted the Directioner language .

Too bad PG uses it only to post crazy bullshit :)

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL said...

La Mancha ‏@Lamanchatexmex 30 Dec
@AUS10NICHOLS good to see you @lamanchatexmex tonight.

La Mancha ‏@Lamanchatexmex 30 Dec
@ChloeBennet4 good to see you at @lamanchatexmex tonight!

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 10h
My friend has the best new Tex Mex restaurant in Austin, TX. Sunday night tradition. LA MANCHA------@lamanchatexmex

Austin's message for OMGers said...

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Anonymous said...

Thank you, Austin!!!! LOL :)

Anonymous said...

Lexie Detzel ‏@lexieD7512 17h
Dash New York pic.twitter.com/BkDSmsQ2FP

Lexie Detzel ‏@lexieD7512 16h
Just saw jake gyllenhall 😭😭😭

Lexie Detzel ‏@lexieD7512 16h
I'm still in shock

Anonymous said...

theintrovert ‏@CeliaOp85 17h
Just saw Jake Gyllenhall at 23rd@broadway station in NYC

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 10h
My friend has the best new Tex Mex restaurant in Austin, TX. Sunday night tradition. LA MANCHA------@lamanchatexmex


Austin enjoying fine food with Chloe, Jake in NYC with family ... not a bad way to celebrate!

Anonymous said...

OMGs think Jake is with Austin in Dominican Republic

ɐuuɐıɹq ‏@underdaBRIdge18 19h

I just met Jake Gyllenhaal

11:39 PM - 29 Dec 13 · Details

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Blogger prairiegirl said...
And where is @underdaBRIdge18?

New York City? no
Los Angeles? no
Portage MI? no
Austin TX? no
Lansing MI? no
London? no
Wrightsville Beach NC? no
Big Sur? no
Alabama? no

The tweeter is in the Dominican Republic where she is attending a David Guetta concert tonight.

And where is that concert being held?

At the Pucatana Resort & Club.

December 30, 2013 at 10:21 PM

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Methodical Muser said...
And, why is that location significant when it comes to Jake and Austin? Let's take a brief trip down memory lane, shall we?


Tortuga Bay and the Dominican Republic

December 30, 2013 at 10:24 PM

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Blogger Methodical Muser said...
The gal who tweeted the Jake sighting, did so at 3:39 AM, Dominican Republic time. Which means Jake was probably just checking into the hotel. Now we know why our troll's head was exploding. After all, a bunch of tweets had been presented to place Austin in Texas with a wo-man. Austin even being photographed specifically in Port Aransas. A nice place to be if you wanted to hop on a plane and fly into the Dominican Republic, don't you think?

December 30, 2013 at 10:46 PM

Anonymous said...

ɐuuɐıɹq ‏@underdaBRIdge18 19h
I just met Jake Gyllenhaal


1. Some girl would be more impressed if she really met real Jake Gyllenhaal.

2. There are sightings of Jake in New York before and after that tweet.

Anonymous said...

3. Jake in Dominican Republic doesn't sound like Jake.

Anonymous said...

prairiebitch was going on about all last night

https://twitter.com/GoosesTile

Anonymous said...

Retards from OMG blog are soooooooo pathetic :)

Anonymous said...

Loons are on about the rings again LMAO

Anything is better than discussing facts! said...

7:30 am - thanks for a laugh!

Anonymous said...

prairiebitch was going on about all last night

DUH!!!!

Lying idiot won't mention NYC sightings or Austin confirming eating out with Chloe in Austin, TX.

Anonymous said...

ToothyTile&GGoose ‏@GoosesTile 10h
And who has been known to stay at the @PUNTACANARESORT ? Jake Gyllenhaal. See where the train's headed, folks?


Yes prairie cow, we can see exactly where the train's headed

Anonymous said...

OH NO!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

SK will have to kiss PG's busted ass instead

Anonymous said...

Poor mary, first she melted, then became a train wreck LOL

Anonymous said...

OH NO!!! Poor cow.

Anonymous said...

Laure ‏@LoVyAMB 6h
@AUS10NICHOLS thank you for your DM! I hope to see you soon in France! Thanks again ❤️❤️❤️

RIETHMULLER Sandy ‏@SandyRieth 58m
@AUS10NICHOLS Thank Austin , it's so nice to wish my birthday today. Happy new year!! It's good day!

Anonymous said...

Retards from OMG blog are soooooooo pathetic :)

I despise OMG but they're better than people who use the word "retard" - educate yoself

http://www.r-word.org/

Anonymous said...

11:02 am,

I see only one thing to complain about - calling OMGers retards is an insult to retarded people.

Anonymous said...

Blogger Methodical Muser said...
The gal who tweeted the Jake sighting, did so at 3:39 AM, Dominican Republic time. Which means Jake was probably just checking into the hotel.


wha? Jake would be checking into a hotel at 4am? In what world?

Anonymous said...

11:05, fyi the term "retarded" is basically obsolete. it is always offensive now even in its historical use because it implies all people with mental disabilities or special needs are stupid. just don't use it at all and you'll be fine :)

in OMG parallel Universe said...

Yes, before leaving the U.S. for months (Everest), Jake decided to travel to Dominican Republic with his kids so he could spend New Year's Eve far from his family and friends, with kids hiding in hotel suite. Because that is a great way to celebrate!!!

in OMG parallel Universe said...

Only sightings that can be turned into J&A fiction are true!!!

Anonymous said...

GrueneTexas ‏@GrueneTX 1h
Fun celeb sighting in Gruene yesterday!! Were you lucky enough to spot Austin Nichols and Chloe Bennet? http://fb.me/27ddN1lw7

20 hours ago
Gruene, TX

Stars, they're just like us! Austin Nichols and his girlfriend Chloe Bennet visited the Gristmill River Restaurant & Bar and the Hall this afternoon!

Austin and girlfriend in Texas

Anonymous said...

Dominican Republic my ass.

Anonymous said...

Austin Nichols and his girlfriend Chloe Bennet visited the Gristmill River Restaurant & Bar and the Hall this afternoon!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :))))))))))))

Anonymous said...

John Oursler ‏@JMOursler 1h
Things I love about New York: Sitting next to Jake Gyllenhaal on the 1 train and not a single person pestering him. #!!!!!

Anonymous said...

John R Kennedy ‏@GlobalJRK 4h
Jake Gyllenhaal in T.O. on Sunday. http://globalnews.ca/news/1056086/gyllenhaal-to-join-quebec-director-denis-villeneuve-in-toronto

Anonymous said...

Jeanne M Lyons ‏@jeannemlyons 4h
Jake Gyllenhaal riding the metro #hijake #byejake

Anonymous said...

дополни ⚓️ ‏@TheBurgetti 1h
Summer & I just saw jake gyllenhall 😍
from Chicago, IL

дополни ⚓️ ‏@TheBurgetti 33m
Sweet Jesus pic.twitter.com/L0GPTtHjjS

Anonymous said...

Jake in NYC - confirmed.
Austin in Texas - confirmed.
Jake and Austin are history - confirmed.

Anonymous said...

Happy New Year!!! :)

Anonymous said...

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 1h
Happy New Year from somewhere deep in Texas! http://www.whosay.com/l/mNm7wud

AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 1h
Happy New Year from somewhere deep in Texas! http://www.whosay.com/l/RGD7wue

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Methodical Muser said...
And, why is that location significant when it comes to Jake and Austin? Let's take a brief trip down memory lane, shall we?


LMAO,

crazy OMGers were 110% wrong. Again.

Anonymous said...

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Austin Nichols said...

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Happy New Year to OMGers from somewhere deep in Texas!

Austin & Chloe

Anonymous said...

Shit For Brains K and Mary Full Of Shit will love it!

LMAO :)

Anonymous said...

Cass Cass ‏@CassiYaaa 10h
Awww man jake gyllenhaal is fun pic.twitter.com/NZrGW04Kfd

Anonymous said...

Jake Gyllenhaal ‏@Jake_G_Fan 14h
I want to be in NYC right now, 5% because it's New Year's Eve, and 95% because Jake Gyllenhaal 😍

Jake in NYC said...

Glenn Raucher ‏@glennrwordman 14h
A very New York day: mr j. gyllenhaal on the E, DMV express license renewal, library, & about 70 NYPD on my A downtown. "Safest car in NY?"

Anonymous said...

GYLLENCRAZY ‏@GYLLENCRAZY 17h
Jake Gyllenhaal to join Quebec director Denis Villeneuve in Toronto http://globalnews.ca/news/1056086/gyllenhaal-to-join-quebec-director-denis-villeneuve-in-toronto/

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Anonymous said...

Natalie Mothersell ‏@Natmo2010 31 Dec
Almost to NYC baby 🎉🌇

Natalie Mothersell ‏@Natmo2010 31m
Just made extended eye contact with Jake Gyllenhaal at a restaurant in Chinatown. 2014 is off to a good start!

Anonymous said...

wha? Jake would be checking into a hotel at 4am? In what world?

In the world of someone who's never left Bumfuck,XY

Anonymous said...

LOL :)

Anonymous said...

Jon Singer. ‏@jonosinger 3h
Sitting in Back 40 West, New York, on a table next to Jake Gyllenhaal with @Rosie_Bonita #geezer pic.twitter.com/GrwPGFVOR7

Anonymous said...

Sirine Claynine ☡ ☯ ‏@NalesemSirine 9h
Do you remember when Austin Nichols dmed me telling me I was so beautiful? Cause I will never forget haha!

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Anonymous said...

Rob Wolvin ‏@Gladaman 10h
Jake Gyllenhaal @gyllenhaaljakey & Prince William, Duke of Cambridge descend from Sir Philip, 1st Baron Le Despencer, they're 18th cousins.

Anonymous said...

Emily Bergstrom ‏@RoseyWriterGirl 12h
I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://youtu.be/72S2vCFKe9Q?a Sophia Bush & Austin Nichols on NY PIX morning news

Anonymous said...

Ricky Martin and his boyfriend broke up.

PG said...

Jake and Austin will stay together forever! FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ted Casablanca ‏@Ted_Casablanca 18 Dec
@sammies1718 Finishing book first, absolutely determined. Promise won't cook lasagna rest of my life

Anonymous said...

Isabella Byrd ‏@bella_byrd 16h
Just landed! Thankful that my flight was safe and on time! Now I can explore the Big Apple🍎

Isabella Byrd ‏@bella_byrd 8h
JAKE FREAKING GYLLENHAAL IS SITTING IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME I CANNOT EVEN BREATHE HE IS SO GORGEOUS

Isabella Byrd ‏@bella_byrd 8h
@Laura_Allen17 pic.twitter.com/R7AuC5euJz

Isabella Byrd ‏@bella_byrd 8h
@Laura_Allen17 in New York! At this restaurant in soho!

Anonymous said...

Macy Clements ‏@macyclements 9h
Yep. jake Gyllenhaal is sitting next to me right now... And probably for the next hour. Oh my gosh
from Manhattan, NY

Macy Clements ‏@macyclements 8h
Oh my gosh jake Gyllenhaal... He's so cute oh my gosh (that's him directly behind my mom. With his arm up) pic.twitter.com/9ykDY9F5Yt

Austin who? said...

Oh look,
photos of Jake in New York.
Eating out.
With a man who isn't Austin.

Anonymous said...

dumb tweets from dumb whore admin

Dominican Republic my ass said...

Awwwwwwww,
poor OMG idiots,
pissed off because Jake spent holidays in New York,
far, far away from Austin :))))))

Anonymous said...

6:18 am - PG, just continue doing what you always do: ignore proof that you are wrong, lol

Anonymous said...

With a man who isn't Austin.

^Isn't that the waiter/staff (Asian guy)?

7:41am said...

Oops, was looking at the wrong pic. That looks a bit like Chris

pic.twitter.com/R7AuC5euJz

Anonymous said...

Could be Chris, too bad photo quality is too poor to be sure.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that the waiter/staff (Asian guy)

That's Won Long Dik aka Austin in disguise

Anonymous said...

Let me check ...

Damn, he's good!

Anonymous said...

Torontoplex ‏@Torontoplex 31m
Sat at Canada's Top Ten: ENEMY, F WORD, WHEN JEWS WERE FUNNY. Sun: ENEMY, TOM AT THE FARM + a panel with Denis Villeneuve & Jake Gyllenhaal.

Anonymous said...

JAKE'S HAIR. It is long.

Anonymous said...

1:07 pm - human hair grows all the time. If you don't cut it, after some time you can notice how it gets longer and longer.

Simple enough for you? :)

Anonymous said...

Jake Out & About In New York City - No date - Fan photo

Anonymous said...

Enemy isn't appealing to me at all


Is anything of Jakes work appealing to PG ? Because she hates all of his films except for Brokeback Mountain and When Jake met Austin in freezing New York (or whatever the name of that movie was).

Anonymous said...

I think PG is pissed off with Jake because he keeps avoiding Austin. And makes her work harder, LOL :)

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Anonymous said...

Floriana Annaloro ‏@Floriiana95 12h
Thank you so much @AUS10NICHOLS for the B-day message! hope to see you in Paris in Octobre for the OTH convention!!! Love you!! Xx

Anonymous said...

Hailee Hubbard ‏@haileemh13 19h
So now if I could just get @AUS10NICHOLS to follow me back, I would be able to reply to that DM he sent me 😉

Anonymous said...

Claire Loftus ‏@Claire_Loftus 11h
Just made eye contact with Jake Gyllenhaal in NYC. Should I move here or what?

Anonymous said...

Daniella ‏@DaniellaHauser 3 Jan
Just made eye contact and stood next to Jake Gyllenhaal for like 5 minutes. HES BEAUTIFUL😵😵😍😍

Daniella ‏@DaniellaHauser 15h
SOOO I just made eye contact again with Jake Gyllenhaal on a random street.... I've come to a conclusion he's following me 😎

Daniella ‏@DaniellaHauser 14h
@dank_dynasty no, I have a stalker pic from the restaurant, but I didn't want to ask him for something when all he wanted was a nice walk

Daniella ‏@DaniellaHauser 11h
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas #aLittleLate @ Central Park http://instagram.com/p/iukz83wzEz/

Anonymous said...

Brigitte Truong ‏@BrigitteTruong 15h
Excited for @TIFF_NET In Conversation With Denis Villeneuve, Jake Gyllenhaal Sunday. See you on the red carpet! #Enemy #Toronto #newmovies

Anonymous said...

L O L

Anonymous said...

PG, please take your medications, you'll feel better :)

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Anonymous said...

Mary Baynard ‏@mcbaynard 4h
Good morning Jake Gyllenhaal, nice of you to sit next to me on the 1 train this fine morning, love the beard ;)

Anonymous said...

Mark Hanson ‏@mahahafilm 5h
Going to see Enemy @TIFF_NET tonight. Jake Gyllenhaal might be in attendance. Must remember to bring Bubble Boy DVD to get signed

Anonymous said...

Love_BJL_And_JamesL ‏@Love_OTH_4ever 4h
@AUS10NICHOLS thank you very much for your message. I am a fan and I will remain. You are fabulous

Love_BJL_And_JamesL ‏@Love_OTH_4ever 4h
Thank you @AUS10NICHOLS for your private message on twitter! Love You So Much <3 <3 <3

Anonymous said...

Emily Vieira ‏@emilythatginger 1h
Cheers to my last weekend in the USA and to a Jake & Maggie Gyllenhaal sighting. My sister with Jake… http://instagram.com/p/ixP6nbLqAc/

Cheers to my last weekend in the USA and to a Jake & Maggie Gyllenhaal sighting. My sister with Jake over her shoulder #USA #brooklyn #celebsighting #frannys

Austin who? said...

Jake is in the US less than a week so he is using this precious time to be with Austin and kids ... oh, wait!

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Anonymous said...

No new @GoosesTile tweets. Is Melting Mary OK?

Still devastated because her idiotic Dominican Republic fiction was proven wrong? :)

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Anonymous said...

birthday girl ‏@sophiasreign 10h
@AUS10NICHOLS it's my 18th birthday today, so maybe a happy birthday as gift?

birthday girl ‏@sophiasreign 10h
OMG AUSTIN NICHOLS JUST DMD HAPPY BIRTHDAY. THIS MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY.

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mel. oth ‏@melissa4_ 6h
You best leave now, will take you a whole to get to the UK. It's okay I'll patiently wait 😉 @AUS10NICHOLS

mel. oth ‏@melissa4_ 6h
☺️ waking up to a dm of Austin Nichols has possibly made my existence. No biggie.

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Anonymous said...

Shit For Brains K ignores all tweets which prove that Austin and Jake didn't spend New Year holidays together. Again. Poor, lying bitch.

SATURDAY, JANUARY 4, 2014

Go Tell about the Mountain
Jake is getting his mountain man on.

Popping up in NYC the last two days, Jake has been out dining with friends and family and looking every inch of a globe trekker at the moment ...

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Anonymous said...

No new @GoosesTile tweets. Is Melting Mary OK?

Come on PG, tweet something, make us laugh!

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Anonymous said...

John R Kennedy ‏@GlobalJRK 16m
Today's red carpet in T.O. with Jake Gyllenhaal has been scrapped due to "travel delays caused by inclement weather."

Anonymous said...

Amy Davis ‏@amyhasacamera 10m
You guys, you guys. This is the back of Jake Gyllenhaal's seat, his air vent, pictured. He's asleep… http://instagram.com/p/iyy5UCRAp_/

You guys, you guys. This is the back of Jake Gyllenhaal's seat, his air vent, pictured. He's asleep like a wee babe, and although he doesn't know it yet, we're going to make out before this plane lands in Canada.

Anonymous said...

TIFF ‏@TIFF_NET 41m
The In Conversation With... with Denis Villeneuve and Jake Gyllenhaal is on today at 3:30pm. The red carpet prior to has been cancelled.

Anonymous said...

Vanessa O'Brien ‏@vobonline 10m
Movie 'Everest' to start filming Jan 13 in Italy http://www.fansshare.com/news/jake-gyllenhaal-preparing-to-start-shooting-everest/ … stars Jake Gyllenhaal with expected release Dec 19 #Everest2014

Blind Vice: Toothy Gets Slutty With Room Service! said...

"We really did only have one bottle of wine, and got wasted somehow." - Jake on his first meeting with Denis

and when was that meeting, hmmm? March 2012 by chance?

http://www.eonline.com/news/303284/blind-vice-toothy-gets-slutty-with-room-service

Denis said...

I have no idea *cough* what you're talking about!

PG is not sorry said...

No, I'm sorry, but that's not the way it works. Because Jake & Austin just came off a luxurious, romantic New Year's getaway to Tortuga Bay resort. They're living a secret life behind all of these shenanigans.

*sigh*

I have no problem with Hippocrates being outed. No problem whatsoever.

I'm pretty sure Hippocrates is thankful for Florida Toms support during this time of sexual identity crisis

Anonymous said...

Jake & Austin just came off a luxurious, romantic New Year's getaway to Tortuga Bay resort

LMAO, PS is one insane cow :)

Anonymous said...

Jake: "I'm weird, I'm a little ADD..."

A little? Jake, be serious.

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