I feel like a buzzkill when I have to explain to friends and family how the cute celebrity couple on the cover of US Magazine they adore is, in fact, not a couple at all. Rarely do they believe me, until the news trickles out weeks, months, or years later that the couple were never together or one half of the couple is not even straight.
Many of these relationships are fake. Why would these celebrities even agree to being part of a fake relationship?
1. Keeps Them Relevant
There is a statistic out there that says that only about 7 percent of the Screen Actor’s Guild members are working actors. There is an insane amount of competition in their industry and nearly every actor fears their last movie or sitcom was their last job. In order to remind casting and movie directors to keep them on their short list they know they need to be in all those tabloids you hate to admit you read every week. These actors know that if you are talking about what they are wearing and who they are dating that it helps their chances landing an audition.
2. Boosts Their Paycheck
Major movie studios and television networks spend an outrageous amount of marketing dollars to ensure you know about their movie or television show. When the actors in their films or television programs are also on the cover of US, People, Star Magazine, etc. they are obtaining “free media”. For example, when Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were dating their relationship was covered by all the major celebrity media outlets. This coincided with the release of their movie ‘The Break Up.”
Although the studios spent millions of dollars on marketing the film, they earned just as much free media surrounding the relationship between its stars. So if you are a celebrity who lands themselves in these sort of articles you are able to use it as a bargaining chip for your next paycheck. If I get you (the movie studio) all this free publicity, I have to be reciprocated. Anyone who is dating Jennifer Aniston is guaranteed to be on the cover of all the tabloid magazines that week (i.e. Bradley Cooper).
3. Helps Maintain Their Brand
Celebrities want to control their image. Many celebrities mask their sexuality to ensure they continue getting specific kinds of roles. (There are only a handful of actors who are able to float easily from drama to comedy). Once you are boxed into certain kind of roles it is difficult to be casted for anything else. (Can you imagine Hugh Grant in anything but romantic comedies? Can you imagine Jason Stratham in anything but thrillers? These actors are straight – just giving an example).
So these actors will pretend to be in a relationship to maintain their image as a sex symbol. Movie studios fear women will not buy tickets to a romantic comedy starring a gay man in the leading role. Actresses may agree to “beard” these actors because this allows them to stay relevant (see #1), boost their paycheck (see #2), or help maintain their brand as a sex symbol.
I also want to point out that a slew of celebrities call paparazzi and arrange photo opportunities. Next time you read about a celebrity complaining about the paps (i.e. Jessica Biel in Vogue) remember they are tipping them off to ensure they get their picture taken.
Source: Why Celebrities Fake-Date, Explanations from a Publicist
Saturday, 17 August 2013
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Gay Fathers and Husbands Of The Year!!!
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS 7h
Orgasms can lower a woman's risk of heart disease, breast cancer, stroke and depression.
LADIES, I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY.
Too stupid and pathetic for words.
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS 5h
PARKLAND comes out in theaters today in the USA. Let me know what you think of it.
Noel @NoelAAhmed 5h
@AUS10NICHOLS HOLY FRICK THANK YOU ILY SO MUCH AAAH BUT LIKE I CAN'T DM YOU BACK CAUSE YOU DONT FOLLOW MEEEEE !!!!!! pic.twitter.com/nN3xOGtg5B
Austin's DM: I'm a lot of fun. Hahahaa
She looks 14.
perv
But dear readers, I can hear you thinking, how does Jake Gyllenhaal fit into this story. Well loves, I'm really bad at names and faces. No seriously, ask Daniel. I meet people or even get to know them and later on I still can't remember if I've met them or not. It's nothing personal, I just don't pay attention to things a lot. I usually just smile at people, and I figure if they know me, they'll say something (it should be noted, this plan always backfires). So there I was, front row of my SoulCycle class, and at the last minute, this really cute guy walks in and sits on the bike next to me. So the rest of the class, I'm casually flirting, working my "Tap Backs", but he slipped out early and life went on. Well the same thing happened the next day! But alas, our paths were never to cross again in SoulCycle! So days later, there I was reading my Self Magazine, telling the gays about the guy who looked like Jake Gyllenhaal in spin class I had been flirting with, when I came across a SoulCycle article. Listed at the bottom: "Fans of SoulCycle: Kelly Ripa, Chelsea Clinton, and Jake Gyllenhaal."
Yep, that guy who looked like Jake Gyllenhaal was Jake Gyllenhaal. Talk about being mortified! I'm a strong independent lady whose got no qualms with her looks, I mean, hello, I co-own a fashion blog that features continuous pictures of myself. But that being said, I'm definitely not the type to put myself out there and flirt with a movie star! Especially when I'm moving my ass back and forth on a stationary bike!
http://www.fagsandhagsblog.com/
She looks 14.
Yes, Austin is stupid perv and idiots from OMG blog are melting again, LOL :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Special K, is that you?
Don't you have another lie to spin and write about?
No, done for today?
OK, keep melting about Austin Nichols being pedo with IQ < 50 :)
LOL :)
Melt Special K, melt! :)
Best known for his role as Ted on “Mad Men,” Kevin Rahm is moving from the world of advertising to journalism in the indie thriller “Nightcrawler” starring Jake Gyllenhaal.
Bill Paxton also stars, with Dan Gilroy directing.
Story follows a driven young man who discovers the nocturnal world of L.A. freelance crime journalism. Rahm will play a news channel editor.
Tony Gilroy, Gyllenhaal and Jennifer Fox will produce along with Michel Litvak and David Lancaster, who are producing and financing via their Bold Films banner.
Matt Purgaus @MattPurg 5h
Can anyone that has itunes let me know if the filmmaker event video of jake gyllenhaal, hugh jackman is up yet?!
Maggie Gyllenhaal @mgyllenhaal 17h
@petersarsgaard how can some1 name a vegan restaurant 'The V Spot' (someone did!). Vaginas and G spots do not make me want 2 eat vegetarian!
Can't decide what is more pathetic: flaming homosexual Jake Gyllenhaal saying that "tits and ass" turn him on, or Austin Nichols, 33 years old man, tweeting about wanting to fuck women because that is good for their health.
LOL, I feel sorry for them.
Sian in Southsea @SianinSouthsea 25m
Haven't watched a film with Jake Gyllenhaal in it for a while. He's a pretty young man isn't he? Bit like a Muppets character though.
♡JANIE♡ @marinaspubes 1h
i used to be obsessed with jake gyllenhaal https://vine.co/v/hXh25h6tQam
sarah @sarahhaakeypuck 13h
I think the real star of the movie was jake gyllenhaal's hair.
yvon @lawsoneds 14h
my fave celeb meme is sad keanu and also jake gyllenhaal laughing at sandwich
Austin follows on Twitter another female fan:
Sky @ScarlettMcleod2 4 Oct
@AUS10NICHOLS ❤️ I LOVE YOU ❤️
Sky @ScarlettMcleod2 4 Oct
@AUS10NICHOLS Let me know why you are SO HOT . thank you
Sky @ScarlettMcleod2 5 Oct
@AUS10NICHOLS thank you so much for the follow !! just dying ...
Awwwwwwwwwww, Austin is dedicated to improving female health.
OMGers must be proud!
LOL
telling the gays about the guy who looked like Jake Gyllenhaal in spin class I had been flirting with
Flirting with guy who visits SoulCycle with his model girfriends? Oh, wait, girlfriends exist only in Us Weekly fiction.
Special K, is that you? :)
LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
Hi Special!
Special K,
you lying bitch,
go back to writing J&A fiction! LOL :))))))
PVR Pictures @PicturesPVR 2 Oct
We're thrilled about Jake Gyllenhaal's BIG win at #HollywoodFilmAwards! Book tix http://bit.ly/Prisoners-GetTickets … #Prisoners pic.twitter.com/u97LcX2z1Y
Maevouu @maevou34 17h
@AUS10NICHOLS thank you so much for birthday wishes love you !
Aria ∞ @Miljake 17h
@AUS10NICHOLS Thank you so much for sending some words to my friend!!! I know I can count on you no matter what. You're the boss !!! xxxxx
Céline @Celine_BGN 7 Oct
@AUS10NICHOLS Thanks you so much Austin for your wishes in DM ! Much love from France :) Sending a hug too ;) BISOUS :*
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 16h
@Patrick_Fogerty Did you know the Audi Q7 has a seating capacity of 7 passengers
Crazy people from OMG blog using car size as proof that Jake has kids.
You have to feel sorry for stupid bastards :)
Nope, lying idiots deserve to be miserable about Jake not giving a shit about Austin :)
LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
Special K is closing OMG blog down?
Really?
Well, no one will miss it.
Fingers crossed!!!!!!!!
LOL :)
Special K is closing OMG blog down?
No one posts there anyway - just lying Special K and crazy PG.
Awwwwww, poor Special K, so much work for nothing.
Awwwwww, poor Special K, so much work for nothing.
Months wasted on writing posts.
But no amount of her fiction, lies and spins can change facts: there are no kids, Jake lives in New York because he's just friends with Austin.
Jake Gyllenhaal has revealed he has always been fascinated by Mount Everest.
The 32-year-old actor stars in Icelandic director Baltasar Kormákur's forthcoming movie Everest, in which he plays climber Scott Fischer.
In real life, his character died in 1996 along with seven other people, after a freak storm hit the world's tallest mountain.
Gyllenhaal explained that, while doing research, he was inspired by their determination.
"With Everest, it's a story that I've always been fascinated with - even as just a metaphor," he told GQ.
"The idea of what is seemingly unattainable, but the reasons why people go there and try and, as they say, 'conquer' a mountain. That is a fascinating turn of phrase. That somehow getting to the top of it is conquering it."
The star also said he thinks the story is a good example of how to put your dreams into action.
"I like the idea of the adventurer's spirit. I think that is very much what a man searches for, in a certain way. But where I find myself getting caught up is where that spirit doesn't meet discipline," he explained.
"What I loved about the process of researching Everest is just what a science it all is. You can believe in the sense of adventure, and you can create nostalgia based on some lofty idea of it, but ultimately to conquer that mountain requires great discipline - using your critical, analytical mind - as well as that spirit we all talk about."
Grey's Anatomy alum TR Knight married longtime boyfriend over the weekend
Former co-star Katherine Heigl was among the wedding guests
Actor TR Knight, best known for his role as Dr. George O'Malley on ABC's Grey's Anatomy, married his longtime boyfriend over the weekend.
US Weekly reports that Knight married his boyfriend, identified only as Patrick, on Friday (4 October) in an intimate ceremony. Among the family and friends in attendance was his former Grey's co-star Katherine Heigl.
Knight left the show in 2009 after five seasons and an Emmy nomination. He has since had a recurring role on CBS's The Good Wife and appeared in the feature film 42.
Knight was mostly a stage actor when he was launched into television stardom in 2005 as one of the original key cast members of Grey's Anatomy.
He became an even more reluctant celebrity in 2006 when he ended up coming out publicly after he was referred to as a 'fag' by co-star Isaiah during his on-set scuffle with Patrick Dempsey.
Knight has mainly focused on the stage since leaving Grey's and is currently appearing in the off-Broadway production of William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet with Elizabeth Olsen and William Hurt.
Gaming Anarchist @GamingAnarchist 36m
How many Mexicans armed with assault rifles does it take to kill Jake Gyllenhaal? Apparently a lot #endofwatch
Maddy Trumble @madtrum 2 Oct
Just rode the subway for about 20 mins with Jake Gyllenhaal standing over me. Brb. Gotta go change my pants.
New York said...
Maddy Trumble @madtrum 2 Oct
Just rode the subway for about 20 mins with Jake Gyllenhaal standing over me. Brb. Gotta go change my pants.
Jake was in L.A. on Oct 2. Seems like Jake sightings in NYC / subway are so common now that some people tweet fake ones just to fabricate a celeb sighting. There have been others at times he was def. not in the city.
Pathetic OMG cum dumpsters are always here, LOL :)
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS 14h
Ok I can announce this new gig now. Stay Tuned.
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS 12h
I will be on Marvel's AGENT'S OF S.H.I.E.L.D. Two weeks from tonight on ABC. Pretty excited to be a part of the Marvel Universe.
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS 12h
AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.
Austin working with his new friend Chloe Bennet - how sweet is that? :)
Pathetic OMG cum dumpsters are always here, LOL :)
Special K and OMGers are still upset about Austin's 'I love fucking women' tweet and giving them another finger :))))))))))))))))))
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Special K and OMGers are still upset about Austin's 'I love fucking women' tweet and giving them another finger
They got what they deserve.
Pathetic OMG cum dumpsters are always here
And always melting over something, LMAO
Jake was in L.A. on Oct 2.
Based on what? Post link please.
Based on what? Post link please.
Based on Special K's wishful thinking.
Pathetic OMG cum dumpsters are always here
And always melting over something, LMAO
Much better than commenting Special K's stupid posts!
L O L
Jake,
please take the dog out, she is thisclose to showing her vagina in order to get some publicity http://instagram.com/p/fJix86Qf-C/
Yuck! Putana Miller is pathetic as usual.
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile 16h
@Patrick_Fogerty Did you know the Audi Q7 has a seating capacity of 7 passengers
So Jake or Austin and the 6 dwarfs. Never all of them together unless someone gets to ride in the trunk
Yes,
Jake driving big car is indisputable proof that he has kids and sex with Austin Only Other Gay Man Nichols!!!! LMAO :)
Lisa Remillard @LisaRemillard 9 Oct
I got cast in a movie! Starring the fab Jake Gyllenhaal & Rene Russo. I'm playing a reporter. #Nightcrawler pic.twitter.com/D4PvOXk9wh
Why Did Fran Kranz Dress Up As Jake Gyllenhaal? Find Out In His Popsessions
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20.Have you ever dressed as a celeb for Halloween? Who?
Yeah. I'm just going to be totally honest. It's super embarrassing. Jake Gyllenhaal. It's bizarre. I went to high school with him. He was a senior when I was a sophomore and he was like the star actor there. I'd seen him in plays. We were friendly or whatever, but I was this young kid who wanted to act and looked up to him. Later I was in "Donnie Darko" with him. But this was three or four years before "Donnie Darko" came out. Anyway, I just thought he was cool and I took it way too far, clearly. You know, there wasn't much to do. He was like a T-shirt [and] jeans kind of dude, but he had this shoulder bag or whatever. That was the defining piece for the costume. I went out and found a similar-looking bag and spiked my hair, and came to school in baggy jeans and a T-shirt. It was at school. Not like a party at school. So embarrassing.
People were like, "What are you wearing?" But he got it. I remember he passed me and he saw me and just started laughing and shaking his head. He must have just felt so sorry for me. But he's a great dude, though. Everyone knew he was going to be famous. So he was like the big man on campus for me. I don’t know, but embarrassing. I did it and I should own up to it.
... but he had this shoulder bag or whatever.
It's not a purse! IT'S EUROPEAN!
LOL :)
Gay, gay, gay!
Nikki @Nikk_x 23h
@AUS10NICHOLS I always thought u are pretty smart. ;) RT @UberFacts: Studies show that sex helps you live longer, makes you smarter(...)
;) exactly!
Can't decide what is more pathetic: flaming homosexual Jake Gyllenhaal saying that "tits and ass" turn him on, or Austin Nichols, 33 years old man, tweeting about wanting to fuck women because that is good for their health.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
@zaynflwrs 3h
I mean Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger having gay sex in a tent in the mountains ugh it was so great
...
In between snacking on bite-sized dumplings and egg rolls, guests partook in an art auction featuring work by Chuck Close, Michael Stipe, and Dustin Yellin (re: Michelle Williams' current beau). Various iPads stationed around the restaurant showcased the fund's latest app, Feedie. The app transforms food pictures, à la Instagram, into instant donations made by participating restaurants.
Celebrity chef and co-chair for the Lunchbox Fund Mario Batali meandered through the event sporting his signature Crocs and socks, finally settling on a seat next to actress Maggie Gyllenhaal.
While Gyllenhaal gushed about her brother, Jake Gyllenhaal's, cooking ("He has a gift"), she is still a foodie in the making. "I cook things the first time and they come out terribly, often. By the second and third time, I'm pretty good," she admitted.
http://www.elle.com/news/culture/lunchbox-fund-liv-tyler-interview?src=spr_TWITTER&spr_id=1448_26623442&6507690=1
Poor Special K, abandoned by everyone...
1. SaucerNips
A woman, or in extremely bad cases a man, with nipples that exceed the diameter of your face.
"Hey man, did she suck you off last night?"
"I wanted her to, but everytime I saw her SaucerNips I'd go limp as a tubesock.
9:12 am - thanks for the explanation, but that is really TMI about PG.
Happy National Coming Out Day, Austin and Jake!
Oh, wait ...
Poor Special K, LOL :)
Vuguru @Vuguru
We're talking to very excited folks at #MIPCOM abt one of our new shows 'The Temp Agency.' Lookin good @AUS10NICHOLS! pic.twitter.com/UJHkiCA3Bz
Nice to see Jake and Austin working all the time.
Another reason for OMGers to melt.
NinaGarcia, Austin, TX
NinaGarcia @nmgworm 16h
@AUS10NICHOLS thanks for being awesome and taking a pic with us you rock pic.twitter.com/FMhiUKZDYc
Nice to see Austin having fun.
Another reason for OMGers to melt.
Nice to see Austin having fun.
Being kids free is fun!
Poor Special K, LOL :)
OMGers are cowards, as usual, no balls to tell Special K to fuck off on her blog.
Anne McDaniels @annemcdaniels 5h
Behind the scenes playing the "LA Weather Girl" today on the new Jake Gyllenhaal/Renee Russo Film.… http://instagram.com/p/fW6Fg1BuTE/
So Jake is filming and Austin is attending concerts...
... and OMGers trolling because they have nothing better to do with their lives, LOL :)
Sam @SweeneySammi 50m
I just now found out that Sophia Bush and Austin Nichols were dating in real life, they are so cute together! #OTH
Kristen @ktripolitiz 3h
And so it goes, the one celebrity I wanted to see, Jake Gyllenhaal, sits across from me at a coffee shop in Silverlake.
Marie-Claire @ClaraAym 12 Oct
I LOVE this pic ! Hi @SophiaBush @AUS10NICHOLS @DaphneZuniga @kramergirl 😉💋 pic.twitter.com/9M9MpIkjb6
Awwwwww, good, old days!
Caleb Woods @CalebisLOST 4h
@AUS10NICHOLS I know you were in Prayers for Bobby, but do YOU support equality ???
GREAT question!
Poor Special K,
cum dumpsters from OMG blog are always here, LOL :)))))
Fan Photos - On The Set of 'Nightcrawler' In Los Angeles
cum dumpsters from OMG blog are always here
Stupid losers think that posting shit will turn their delusions into facts, LOL
WOW, PG has proof that J&A are still a couple!!!
Blogger prairiegirl said...
Oh, Sam....tsk tsk tsk. You would be wrong.
So you do admit Jake and Austin were "together". Let's start at that point, shall we?
Let's say they're an "old" couple, done with one another.
Do you reckon that when both Jake & Austin were at Berlinale together last year, that they slept on different floors?
Proof that PG is still an idiot.
Elizabeth Manzo @Eliza_Manzo 18h
Standing next to #JakeGyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/L7W63iOB4N
Elizabeth Manzo @Eliza_Manzo 17h
Movie shoot @KTLAnewsdesk #excited 😃😄😁 pic.twitter.com/uz7zVBErga
Elizabeth Manzo @Eliza_Manzo 17h
That's #JakeGyllenhaal s back he just said hi! Heehee😄😄 pic.twitter.com/FsOCjAbeCQ
prairiegirl said...
He comes here to troll and troll only.
He is paid by Jake's Mgmt to patrol the activity, to keep roost over the blog next door and campaign that Austin is straight and pooh-pooh OMG and its bloggers in order to try and bring down this blog as well. That's what he gets paid to do. Racism and empty-headedness are by-products of his routine activity.
Oh, and OMG has scored several 'round-the-parkers lately which is why he suddenly is whimpering around these parts.
October 14, 2013 at 7:14 AM
LOL!!!
There is only one reason for reading OMG blog - to laugh at retards who post there :)
Jake Gyllenhaal looks as if he has lost some weight while beginning filming on his upcoming movie Nightcrawler on Sunday (October 13) in Los Angeles.
The film is about a young man (Gyllenhaal) who stumbles upon the underground world of L.A. freelance crime journalism.
Rene Russo and Bill Paxton also star in the movie, which is slated for release sometime in 2014.
JJared
Not a good look.
Nightcrawler (2014) - On Set In Los Angeles October 13, 2013
Not a good look.
Sacrificing for Art!
J- 5 FWTP @celine_vhrx 1h
@AUS10NICHOLS thanks for your message on my birthday. Love you <3 xoxo from France
jen @xietty 50s
jake gyllenhaal has the worst haircuts in all of his movies further exemplified in his most recent movie pls get him to a hairdresser stat
Jake Gyllenhaal keeps it pink while filming scenes by a tree on the set of his upcoming film Nightcrawler on Monday (October 14) in Venice, Calif.
The day before, the 32-year-old actor was spotted for the first time shooting scenes for the movie.
“My brother is an amazing cook; he has a gift. I’m not. I cook things for the first time, and they come out terribly, often. But then the second and third times, you know, they’re pretty good,” Jake‘s older sister Maggie Gyllenhaal recently shared to Vanity Fair.
http://www.justjared.com/2013/10/14/jake-gyllenhaal-has-a-gift-for-cooking-sis-maggie-raves/
Nightcrawler (2014) - On Set In Los Angeles October 14, 2013
2013 - October 14 - Jake Leaving Intelligentsia Coffee In Venice
On Set In Los Angeles October 14, 2013
Pretty in pink!
Gawd he looks fugly
Shut up!
2013 - October 14 - Jake Leaving Intelligentsia Coffee In Venice
Run Jake, run! :)
Jake Gyllenhaal is losing himself in his latest movie. Like Matthew McConaughey and Christian Bale before him, the End of Watch star, 32, has undergone a major transformation for a role. On Sunday, Oct. 13, the normally athletic actor revealed a noticeably slimmer frame on the set of his new film, Nightcrawler.
The thriller, set for release in 2014, features Gyllenhaal as a freelance reporter in L.A. who stumbles upon the underground world of crime journalism. Dressed for the part in gray slacks, a white shirt, and a gray jacket, the Oscar nominee (for 2006's Brokeback Mountain) looked as if he'd lost a significant amount of weight, particularly in his face. He also sported longer locks, which he combed over to the side of his head.
Of course, this is not the first time the actor has made over his body for a role. He famously bulked up in 2010 to play the title role in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.
"I was paid to get in shape," Gyllenhaal told Moviefone of packing on several pounds of muscle for the part. "The hardest thing I think was being able to get flexible, because acrobatics and stuff like that take a real flexibility...There were a lot of times it was inhibiting because normally, if you're a gymnast, you wouldn't have huge, big arms."
That said, he had a great time. "There was nothing really that hard about it," he said. "It was pretty fun."
Nightcrawler also stars Rene Russo and Bill Paxton. Gyllenhaal is producing as well as starring in the movie, which has a shoestring budget -- but a lot of heart. "I'm producing it with Tony Gilroy," he told Us Weekly at the Toronto International Film Festival. "We're shooting on a 24-hour schedule and we have like no money. But it's a really solid screenplay."
Alexi Mostrous @AlexiMostrous 3h
It must be a contractual requirement in Hollywood that any actor playing a reporter must wear brown shoes: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2458870/Jake-Gyllenhaal-morphs-hungry-reporter-Nightcrawler.html
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