July 5, 2012
Ted Casablanca
The images are countless, breathtaking: Four editors-in-chief, 16 years online, piles of exclusives, plenty of gossip, invented languages, maddeningly fascinating celebrities (dead and alive) and most importantly — you. The reader.
We did this for two decades, folks! When The Awful Truth, which I founded at Premiere magazine 20 years ago, ends this week, it's not the deliciously decadent Blind Vices I will miss the most...
It's you barking types who always made me feel gloriously alive, with all you had to say and scream and be so real about.
That community is my life's (professional) work up until now. It has meant more to me than each of you will ever know.
But it really is time to move on.
If you don't agree, just keep in mind that when I first took this job at E!—in 1996, when the network founded E! Online—I was working at the established and respected Premiere magazine. Scores of people told me, "Online just isn't the place to go."
Everybody told me to pass on the job, and so I did. Then I called back the next day and an amazing man named Lew Harris said, yes, of course, I could change my mind. And I did.
So that's what I'd like my last words to be: Always do what you're not supposed to do.
And see you on Twitter @Ted_Casablanca.
Source: Thank You by Ted Casablanca
2,058 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 800 of 2058 Newer› Newest»Abigail ☀ Holmes @abbiejAyee
UMMMMM EXCUSE ME JAKE GYLLENHAAL you are 32 years old and you're suspected of being with dakota fanning who just graduated highschool.....
3h ago
Austin and Jake both like very, very, young girls, lol.
Jake Gyllenhaal and Dakota Fanning on set of his mother’s movie “Very Good Girls” in New York City on 07/18/12
video
E! just talked about a rumor of Jake Gyllenhaal and Dakota Fanning dating
LOL!
Such fiction is pathetic beyond words.
Hi silly trolly! What's up? :)
Kristina Zmaic @KZmaic
Jake Gyllenhaal at breakfast :) w/@joleen_marie http://instagr.am/p/NWPcv3R_re/
2m ago
Is that Coold Feet girl having breakfast with Jake? Or was she shorter than this one?
Cold Feet girl is tall
She is wearing the same shirt as she did on June 30, but this time Jake is shaved - sorry "photos are fake" OMG!
That's one of BTs' nannies!
Austin is now following Briana Evigan, actress and dancer.
Briana Evigan @brianaevigan_2
lifes pretty flippin good ;)
los angeles · http://www.facebook.com/brianaeviganofficial
Jake Gyllenhaal at breakfast :) w/@joleen_marie http://instagr.am/p/NWPcv3R_re/
Bad Jake, determined to spoil weekend for OMGers :)
ristina Zmaic @KZmaic
Jake Gyllenhaal at breakfast :) w/@joleen_marie http://instagr.am/p/NWPcv3R_re/
2m ago
He's only supposed to share that smile with meeee!!!!
Awwww, don't worry Austin, check out Jake's crossed arms, he hates the idea of her going anywhere near his boobs :)
Austin is now following Briana Evigan, actress and dancer.
Briana Evigan @brianaevigan_2
lifes pretty flippin good ;)
los angeles · http://www.facebook.com/brianaeviganofficial
Had to look her up to see who she was...looking on her imdb, she was in S.Darko, the crappy sequel to Donnie Darko.
So according to a certain blog's logic, this must be their way of announcing a 6th (or are we on 7 ?) BT! D'aww!!! Congrats Jake and Austin! Look out Octomom! They are coming for you!
Good investigation work, 2:27 PM!
Ben Rimalower @benrimalower
I legit just saw Jake Gyllenhaal sitting with some chick by the water in Williamsburg. Stars, they're just like me.
36m ago
Williamsburg is a neighborhood in the New York City borough of Brooklyn.
Williamsburg is city in Virginia.
markus henry @markushenry
just watched the sneak peek of 'End of Watch' , thumbs up @Jake_Gyllenhaal http://myloc.me/q8axW
Megan Coffey @megcoffey21
Spotted: Jake Gyllenhall in Lower east side
15h ago
Kevin @KevinKacman
END OF WATCH- Gyllenhal and Pena make for an impeccable pairing. Extremely grim, with stunning attention to realism. September 21st, 2012.
Jacqueline W. @jackiewas
Just spotted Jake Gyllenhaal leaving my subway stop. Confirmed - he does nothing for me, same w/ Tobey Maguire and Channing Tatum #allyours
3h ago
kryptonitepussy @kryptonitepussy
remember when george clooney beat jake gyllenhaal for best supporting actor? i hate george clooney so much.
^^ remember when Crash beat Brokeback Mountain for best picture? Ugh!
But those were great days :)
Amanée A. @Amanee_A
Just found out that my aunties brother is starring in a movie with Leighton Meester and Jake Gyllenhaal next year. How exciting!!
Fingers crossed rumors about new movie are true!
Yep, Jake should start working, he can't stay at home with kids forever... oh, wait! lol
Me thinks the Nanny wants a raise.
Nanny should start reading the newspaper, this is no time to ask for a raise!
Hey! You try having time to read the newspaper when you are stuck in a basement all day with a bunch of snot nosed brats!
Bitch!
Broadway News @Broadway_News
Tickets to Roundabout's If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet, With Jake Gyllenhaal, On Sale Starting July 23 http://q.gs/1YXHD #broadway
Maddy Penera ✌ @madsshorrty
My cousin just saw Jake Gyllenhaal at her job. What the heck !
6h ago
Maddy Penera ✌ @madsshorrty
What my cousin just sent me !!!!! Jake Gyllenhaal 😍 pic.twitter.com/jnA7hBrb
6h ago
Gordon Ramsay @_GordonRamsay_
I want to hang out with Jake Gyllenhaal. He seems to really love #food http://pic.twitter.com/BUYTQEPP
Well, who'd have thought it? It turns out that there was a perfectly rational explanation for Jake Gyllenhaal's rolled-up trouser leg that didn't involve strange cults or bathing preferences - it was a bicycle after all. Jake either cycled along to watch his mother filming Very Good Girls in NYC or he's got a bit part as Cyclist 3.
http://www.wetdarkandwild.com/2012/07/jake-gyllenhaal-biking-on-very-good.html
What my cousin just sent me !!!!! Jake Gyllenhaal 😍 pic.twitter.com/jnA7hBrb
Jake is renting a car? Well, he needs one for all those "girlfriends" he's dropping off left and right!
I bet he's renting a mini van! Be on the lookout NYC the BT's are coming! The BT's are coming!
Nah, he's renting a car with the biggest trunk, to hide Austin and BTs when they go for a ride! :)
Jake looks 10 years younger without beard.
OMG is wrong about Jake, Austin and "BTs".
Trolly still hates reality. LOL!
Stephen @TheUnchosen_One
In the trailer for the new Jake Gyllenhaal movie where he's a cop there's a joke where he's not going to let his daughter date. Ever.
__dancingQueen @___dancingQueen
Jake Gyllenhaal posa seminudo come Grace Jones - News - Virgilio Gossip http://gossip.virgilio.it/news/jake-gyllenhaal-posa-seminudo-come-grace-jones.html#shrbox=twitter ehehehehehehhehehe *w*
Emily A. C. Osborne
Yesterday near New York, NY
Fun day! Rockaway beach and I got to walk a few blocks right behind Jake Gyllenhaal.
Ahahaha yeah it was a nice view. He had a little kid on his shoulders. Turned around and glanced right at me and my beach umbrella.
https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10100126458977387&id=39607384
A-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake is renting a car?
Rockaway beach
He had a little kid on his shoulders.
Best guncle ever!!!
How classy!
Minka Kelly is the latest in a long line of actresses to star in a sex tape that is now being peddled to the highest bidder ... TMZ has learned ... but there could be a big complication ... because it's possible Minka was a minor when it was shot.
The tape ... which is 30-minutes long ... was shot in New Mexico and features Minka with an ex-boyfriend.
The tape is shot in a semi-professional manner. The camera is secured by a tripod and hooked up to a TV monitor, so both Minka and the BF can watch the action they create. Minka is very aware of the camera.
AY!!!
Oops! It's hard to find good beards these days :)
Jake is renting a car?
Rockaway beach
He had a little kid on his shoulders.
Best guncle ever!!!
July 23, 2012 12:09 PM
Or is Daddy playing favourites allowing one BT out of the basement while the others are stuck plaing shadow puppets again
Makes no sense.
Why would Jake take his super, super secret kid to very public beach?
Lol it was a joke. Of course he doesn't
Have a secret kid. Or does he???? Dun dun dun
He doesn't.
Not one, 6 secret kids!
GYLLENCRAZY @GYLLENCRAZY
@Jake_Gyllenhaal Seeing as you're just a sorry excuse of a fake, true-Jake fans are not worrying about what you do. You can relax.
Just pissed off! :)
Sonya D @TheCulturePearl
Will Jake Gyllenhaal be at #TIFF12 for the world premiere of END OF WATCH? Keep eye on this one about young LA cops who risk their lives.
An Enemy – Jake Gyllenhaal Full Interview #2
http://vimeo.com/45949204
Very thoughtful interview, and he looks amazing.
Looking forward to this one!
I always look amazing!
You and Henry. I can't get that gorgeous trailer out of my mind. :)
Has Ted always been a columnist with the Huffington Post? I just noticed his name listed. Good for him!
An Enemy – Jake Gyllenhaal Full Interview #2
http://vimeo.com/45949204
Wow Jake would have aced Philosophy 101 in University.... that talk about the Spider? WHAT!?! lol
Has Ted always been a columnist with the Huffington Post? I just noticed his name listed. Good for him!
He's not. He's a source. If you click on his name it takes you to E! He has no HuffPo stories or bylines.
Christian Bale has visited some of the shooting victims in Colorado. Super awesome Mr. Bale!
You and Henry
Jake should be so lucky! :)
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS
Wisconsin folks. Check out Charles Uphoff who is running for State Assembly. A man who doesnt waste money. http://www.Uphoff4Assembly.com
6h ago
Mike_Cacciola @MikeCacciola
Just brushed shoulders with Jake Gyllenhaal at the sandwich shop in The Ace. He asked me for my autograph. #notkidding
7h ago
He's from NYC
Maxi H. @my_maxi
It's totally ok to not wear a bra when going to dinner w Jake Gyllenhall. #bestdayever
8h ago
Brooklyn, NY
Maxi H. @my_maxi
Late dinner! (@ Gramercy Tavern w/ 9 others) http://4sq.com/NO3noA
July 24
It's totally ok to not wear a bra when going to dinner w Jake Gyllenhall.
Absolutely! Jake wouldn't notice anyway.
broadway.com @broadwaycom
Meet Jake Gyllenhaal & his new off-Broadway family in IF THERE IS I HAVEN'T FOUND IT YET: http://bit.ly/MIzcgt
Jake Gyllenhaal is heading to the off-Broadway stage for the first time in If There Is I Haven’t Found It Yet, and on July 25, the film favorite and his new onstage family posed for cast photos at Roundabout Theatre Company's rehearsal studios.
Written by Nick Payne and directed by Michael Longhurst, the play tells the story of Anna (played by Annie Funke), a teenager who is teased at school because of her weight. When her Uncle Terry (Gyllenhaal) comes for a visit, the duo forms an unlikely friendship. Click below to get a sneak peek at Payne, Longhurst, Gyllenhaal, Funke and co-stars Michelle Gomez and Brian F. O’Byrne, then catch If There Is I Haven’t Found It Yet at the Laura Pels Theatre beginning August 24.
Christian Bale has visited some of the shooting victims in Colorado. Super awesome Mr. Bale!
Yes, he's a class act. But after the Aurora incident, I'm just totally creeped out by humanity right now. Ewwwww! :( How many more times must these things happen.
The media are like ghouls barely even trying to present the truth, the politicians are doing nothing but lining their pockets or in the pocket of the gun lobby and big business. Blech! The only one worth a damn is Mayor Bloomberg.
How many more times must these things happen.
Doesn't matter, Americans prefer to keep their guns.
Comment I've seen more than once: if other people in the cinema had guns this wouldn't happen because they would shoot back. No comment.
'If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet' Cast Photocall
IHJ gallery
Smile Jake, smile! :)
Silly trolly, wrong and pissed off as usual! LOL!
3:35, I know - only resulting in more hurt. I can't even imagine that scenario! *covers eyes* :(
Hollywood Bulletin @HWoodBulletin
Check out Jake Gyllenhaal looking hot on the September issue of Details magazine! #JakeGyllenhaal #Details # http://instagr.am/p/Njmveoq_wg/
.adele @adeleee
Glad to say that Jake Gyllenhaal is as attractive in person as in movies. Also, that he rides the 6 train. #swoon
7h ago
Robin Riegelhaupt @reviewingdrama
Jake Gyllenhaal looks so uncomfortable. Maybe he's method and it's a character choice? http://www.broadway.com/shows/if-there-i-havent-found-it-yet/photos/meet-jake-gyllenhaal-his-new-off-broadway-family-in-if-there-is-i-havent-found-it-yet/176883/if-there-is-i-havent-found-it-yet-meet-and-greet-jake-gyllenhaal-michael-longhurst-annie-funke-nick-payne-michelle-gomez-brian-f-obyrne
Brendan Nizolek @BrenziesInput
Just on the subway with jake gyllenhaal #jarhead
1m ago
End of Watch has a new release date in the USA.
The date has shifted to 21 September, a week earlier than the last release date. This is no doubt associated with the decision to premiere End of Watch at the Toronto International Film Festival this September. However, the film is being shown as a 'Special Presentation' and not as a gala and so it's quite possible that Jake will not be making the trip, instead focusing on the play and on the US premiere.
http://www.wetdarkandwild.com/2012/07/jake-gyllenhaal-is-back-on-covers-in.html
He looks great on the cover of Details.
Yes, just wish he was shaved.
I like a bearded guy sometimes, and Jake can grow a nice one - and I never realized how much Henry Cavill with scruff reminds me of one of my exes! :)
That cute? :)
Jake can grow a nice one
That's the problem! That's why he keep them for too long :)
Henry's way cuter. :)
PG's talkin tuff over at OMG. You can bet that they have headed for their bomb shelter anytime reality threatens.
LOL! :)
Are OMGers going to wait for Jake at the stage door?
With "Jake & Austin Forever" signs?
Fingers crossed, I would love to see that, lol.
There is no material like OMG crazy theories! :)
Jake Gyllenhaal in “Love Triangle”
“Jake’s in a Love Triangle,” reads the headline of a Star story about Jake Gyllenhaal.
According to the tabloid, Gyllenhaal “thinks he’s finally found The One,” Dakota Johnson, the actress daughter of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson.
There’s one problem: The magazine says Johnson has “strong feelings” for another man, actor Jordan Masterson.
A so-called “insider” is quoted as saying, “Jake is totally smitten,” adding that despite Johnson being interested in Masterson, Gyllenhaal’s “been calling or texting every day and laying on the charm.”
So, what’s Gyllenhaal going to do?
Uh, nothing.
Which is the same thing he’s done for the past 9 or so months.
A Gyllenhaal pal was beyond confused by Star’s story, telling Gossip Cop that the whole tale is “bulls**t,” and that the actor briefly met Johnson once almost a year ago, and has had zero contact with her since.
http://www.gossipcop.com/jake-gyllenhaal-dating-dakota-johnson-love-triangle-jordan-masterson/
Yep, crazy OMG theories are more fun than stupid Star fiction!
So, what’s Gyllenhaal going to do?
Uh, nothing.
Which is the same thing he’s done for the past 9 or so months.
WHAT?!?
9 or so months?
Jake's beautiful romance with Minka is already forgotten?!? LOL!
According to the tabloid, Gyllenhaal “thinks he’s finally found The One,” Dakota Johnson, the actress daughter of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson.
PR / some gossip site already tried to use that girl as Jake's female love interest.
I think that Ted's quitting has been a huge blow for the OMG'ers. And not naming Toothy before he exited stage left - it will be discussed for generations!
PG is a sheep in wolf's clothing - no offence to the sheep!
Ted was their God who couldn't do wrong and their main source for Jake & Austin inspiration - he is missed.
OMGers should look at the bright side - now they can make up new BT babies when they please!
And not naming Toothy before he exited stage left
Ted can't out people if he's looking for a job in entertainment business.
Kristen Stewart is issuing a public apology for hurting her boyfriend of three years, Robert Pattinson, by having a fling with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders.
"I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry," Stewart said in a statement Wednesday.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20614722,00.html
What a pathetic PR damage control.
It lit a fire under you tho, didn't it. ;)
LOL! Poor trolly :)
Silly trolly,
you are one of those fools who think that speculating and gossiping is some kind of competition,
that there is something to win or lose?
That idiotic fiction will turn into truth if you repeat it often enough?
I bet you are.
Isaac Oliver @mrisaacoliver
I now have my Jake Gyllenhaal tickets. I mean, my theater tickets.
J F Seary @seary1
Hard to tell, but that's Jake Gyllenhall being a "normal" person at the Frank Ocean event last night. My sis http://instagr.am/p/NljSP2R7Gb/
6h ago
So nice of Jake to support openly gay singers.
PG is a sheep in wolf's clothing
Bite your tongue!
Upper West @UpperWestMusic
Just ran into Jake Gyllenhaal downtown. He was wearing a cowboy hat and a back-brace. Real weird...
4h ago
Rory Gordon @rory_gordon
Back in NYC! pic.twitter.com/qm1km88d
27 July
Rory Gordon @rory_gordon
Just had dinner beside Jake Gyllenhaal , no biggie.
6h ago
Cam E Ron @TheColorCameron
Went to Trump Soho last wk, see Jake Gyllenhal when were leaving. Since then Steven Tyler and Channing Tatum have been -_-
26 July
Trump SoHo New York is a 5 star hotel in Manhattan.
Trolly, you are fucking idiot. True OMGer! lol
Jake's beautiful romance with Minka is already forgotten?!?
That's a lesson for Jake's PR - arrange some paparazzi photos if you want gossip sites to remember Jake's "girlfriends".
Adele @missy__m
Smiled at by jake gyllenhaal, hit on by guys in the street twice, new York are you trying to tell me something?
1h ago
Maiko.K @Maiko_0303
OMG!! My friend happened to get on the same elevator with jake gyllenhaal at NY!! i envy her so much.8-O
1h ago
new York are you trying to tell me something?
New York: Dear @missy__m, you are seeing things.
PG's Twitter account is public again:
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile
A site about Toothy Tile & his better half Grey Goose. Not affiliated with Ted Casablanca nor the active chromosomes of TTile and GGoose.
NYC
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile
Is it true paparazzi photos are not allowed in France without the consent of a celebrity? That's what I'm hearing.
18 July
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile
How can i not RT this? RT @JohnMeryl: @Ted_Casablanca wheres my Jake Gyllenhaal been? TILING around lately hmmm
1h ago
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile
Robot at Work --> RT @QuoteHive: "I promise that, one day, everything's going to be better for you." -Jake Gyllenhaal
1h ago
ToothyTile&GGoose @GoosesTile
Is it true paparazzi photos are not allowed in France without the consent of a celebrity? That's what I'm hearing.
How stupid OMGers' can be?!?
People in France don't take photos of celebrities nor post them on Facebook and Twitter either! LOL!
There is also a law against reporting that some celebrity is visiting France!
A site about Toothy Tile & his better half Grey Goose. Not affiliated with Ted Casablanca nor the active chromosomes of TTile and GGoose.
sounds dirty to me
Is it true paparazzi photos are not allowed in France without the consent of a celebrity? That's what I'm hearing.
They are only allowed if they help the baby fiction
Olivia Johnson @Livshiv21
abc kitch. before Broadway!! Mmm Mmm good.
27 July
Olivia Johnson @Livshiv21
Just dining across from jake gyllenhaal. We made eye contact. #ilovenyc
9h ago
Meg Konzelman @meggiekonz
Not sure who I'm more excited to see at dinner @Livshiv21 or Jake Gyllenhaal... I think livshiv
8h ago
Donny Edward @BeDONce
@BRYANMATECHEN (from NYC) is at a bar with jake gyllenhaal and im drinking alone and bored watching kathy griffin specials while my BF reads... wtf.
9h ago
Victoria Lewis @_VicVicVictoria
Plus Size Model living it up in NYC. Funny, a foodie, dog lover, sarcastic, great cook & cocktail maker, make-up maven. Skin care expert at Dermalogica SoHo.
Victoria Lewis @_VicVicVictoria
Just met #jake #gyllenhaal & he is cuter in person!! Holla honey boo boo!
12h ago
Taylor Holzer @taylorholzer
just saw jake gyllenhaal on the subway. obsessed.
13h ago
Kailey @quaileyrevi
It would really suck to know your husband was gay. And cheating on you. With Jake Gyllenhall who's way prettier than you.
ashlee lodico @ashleelodico
Just saw Jake Gyllenhall in Soho .... Crying @jesscalzi
13h ago
Jessica Calzi @JessCalzi
Spotted: Jake Gyllenhal (sp?) #newyorkcity #celebrity http://instagr.am/p/NpBgTow0Uw/
12h ago
They are only allowed if they help the baby fiction
DUH!!!
Just dining across from jake gyllenhaal.
Rehearsing during day, going out in the evening - good life!
Sorry silly trolly, complain to Jake,
he is the one who choosed to be thousands miles away from his "husband" and to have dinners without his "kids" around :)
Sorry silly trolly, complain to Jake,
he is the one who choosed to be thousands miles away from his "husband" and to have dinners without his "kids" around :)
July 29, 2012 8:23 AM
What do you think is in that backpack he always carries around? It's the hubby and kids of course!
Active chromosomes of TT and GG sounds like either Baby Tiles or making Baby Tiles. At this rate, TT will surpass Brangelina!
Brangelina? Pfft!
Active chromosomes of TT and GG.
Otherwise known as the "swirling love juices" of The Awful Truth.
and yet...here you are watching their WFT's every move.
Yes 10:29 AM, we know: 'obsessed with OMG' = stop making fun of (moronic) OMG theories and lies.
Since Ted left, you guys have lost your edge. There are not many (unintentionally) funny posts worth copying and pasting anymore. At least your disclaimer is the truth - for entertainment purposes only!
That's because they're all hunkering down in Real M's bomb shelter, in the know.
That turncoat Gyllenbabbler tried to copy and paste a post from WFT2 and toss it into the ring, but SK has too much class for that. She's about the only one there who does.
Lots of class for a loon
11:08 AM #2 - Blatant liars have no class.
At least your disclaimer is the truth - for entertainment purposes only!
I don't get you - ALL fan / gossip blogs and sites are for entertainment purposes ONLY.
What else could such blog / site be?
Joe Weber @JWeber316
Had an entire bar convinced that Jimbo was Jake Gyllenhall's second cousin. He took 20 pictures with hot chicks. Hilarious!
LOL!
Joanna Davis @JoannaMSU
Just rode the subway with Jake Gyllenhaal :) #heyyooo
1h ago
Sally Snider @SallySnider
Just rode the subway with jake gyllenhaal. #welcometonewyork
1h ago
Melissa Campbell @melliecampbell
Everyone seems to spot him everywhere, bro gets around nyc! Subways too"@kenzieraevanmev: Jake Gyllenhaal is sexier in person #starsightings
2h ago
Dina Fierro @eye4style
Jake Gyllenhaal and date at dinner at Prune in the East Village. Second Jake sighting in recent months; clearly he's stalking me.
7h ago
Dina Fierro @eye4style
No one famous. Normal looking, lots of curls! RT @katiewelch: @eye4style and who's the date?
7h ago
Awwww, so cute, Jake and nanny having a dinner out :)
Jake is wonderful employer!
Maybe Jake is trying to find his heterosexual side, like Ted suggested is one of his blind items. Being gay is very impractical for him and Viagra is cheap!
No one famous. Normal looking, lots of curls!
Sounds like Cold Feet / breakfast girl from Wythe Hotel: http://instagram.com/p/NWPcv3R_re/
Geez,
OMG trolls are beyond pathetic.
The Polly troll is Tom
Tom? Why do you think so?
Because he hates tweets and he hates that WFT posts all of Jake tweets, he likes them to be cherry picked like OMG.
I see. But Tom is not the only OMGer who hates tweets about Jake spending time with cute male celebrities and curly hair girls...
Christian Wheel @ChristianWheel
Jake Gyllenhaal is gearing up to star in a Broadway musical. Well, THAT ought to take care of those rumors!
Cough! :)
J Gyllenhaal FanSite @Jake_Gyllenhaal
@TomDaley1994 You did a great job Tom, nomatter what anyone says, You've inspired young people around the world to follow their dresms.
John Staton @John_Staton
So much is happening Sept. 21st. End of Watch comes out. I get to watch Jake Gyllenhaal in NYC and the iPhone 5 comes out. #excitingday
July 30 - On The Set of 'Very Good Girls' In NYC
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS
Uhh, Czech Beach Volleyball girls... I'm here to console you... -Austin
3h ago
Who wouldn't want that man for his husband and father of his kids!?!!
Uhh, Czech Beach Volleyball girls... I'm here to console you... -Austin
*facepalm*
Marloes @marloesb5
@AUS10NICHOLS I'll make sure my friend passes along that message to them. Hey if it doesn't work out- I'm here to console you.
5h ago
I thought this was the funniest, cleverest, most adorable post - enjoy! :)
How To Woo A Gay Brit
Thanks for tips!
Oops! :)
Do identify the accent correctly. I cannot stress how important this is. No one wants to be accused of being Australian.
Blimey!
2:53 PM, thanks for posting, gays are smart and funny!
Harry Knowles @headgeek666
To wash the LOL out of my head, something substantial is needed, Jean Renoir's LA GRANDE ILLUSION on Blu... yes, you'll do quite nicely!
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS
@headgeek666 LOL was not made for you, old friend. It was made for teenage girls. Remember me? I'm from Austin. I played the math teacher.
Harry Knowles @headgeek666
@AUS10NICHOLS Totally aware, and I feel that I would hope to raise my daughter on better stories. You were quite a handsome math teacher.
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS
@headgeek666 thanks buddy. We should meet up sometime in ATX. I want to come to a BNAT.
15h ago
And some are dour and illiterate. See: OMG: Tom.
Adhika Nurul @AdhikaNurul
Spotted jake Gyllenhaal
http://lockerz.com/s/229716217
22h ago
LOL oh what a BURN!! to Austin's acting abilities.
There is no bike, why are Jake's pants pulled up like that?
Jake forgot about that detail, too many lines to learn :)
@headgeek666 thanks buddy. We should meet up sometime in ATX. I want to come to a BNAT.
Butt-Numb-A-Thon (also known as BNAT) is an annual film marathon held every December since 1999 in Austin, Texas.
PG doesn't retweet Austin's tweets - I wonder why... lol
https://twitter.com/@GoosesTile
Apparently Taylor Swift has moved on from old man Jake Gyllenhaal and is now dating 18 year old (as of last week) Conor Kennedy. Did he take her to prom?
Doubtful if they only just got together. Prom is in May.
18 year old (as of last week) Conor Kennedy
LOL! Taylor Swift would "date" anyone and anything for $$$ (publicity).
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS
@GoPro I stayed underwater for over 2 Minutes. My best time. And I used your camera to record it. WATCH HERE ------> http://say.ly/ldF3SIO
8h ago
Austin, TX or LA?
New York!
terri smith @terris2030
@Ted_Casablanca I miss you! My Fridays will never be the same!
Ted Casablanca @Ted_Casablanca
@terris2030 Fridays will rise once again! No worries
9h ago
Pankaj Sharma @Pankaj88SEO
Peter Sarsgaard visited by wife Maggie Gyllenhaal and cooing baby Gloria on set of Very Good Girls http://bit.ly/QlvQCy via @MailOnline
3h ago
Arriana M. @arrianamonet
This guy tried to sell me a case for my iPhone, then he saw my beautiful wallpaper of Jake Gyllenhaal and said he was ugly...bye!
LOL!
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