Q: When were you happiest?
A: A couple of summers ago, walking through a forest illuminated by fireflies, with my man and our dogs.
Q: What is your greatest fear?
A: Dying on the same day as someone much more famous than me.
Q: What is your earliest memory?
A: My mum and brother lifting me up to look out of a window to prove to me it was still dark and too early to get up to open my birthday presents.
Q: Which living person do you most admire, and why?
A: Mary Darling, my mum, for leaving my father and finding happiness.
Q: What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
A: Being an open book.
Q: What is the trait you most deplore in others?
A: Being closed off to the world.
Q: What is your most treasured possession?
A: Wild Thyme Way, my country retreat in the Catskill Mountains.
Q: What would your super power be?
A: To zap angry, bigoted people.
Q: What makes you unhappy?
A: Our obsession with the worthless and unimportant, like Sarah Palin.
Q: If you could bring something extinct back to life, what would it be?
A: Socialism.
Q: Who would play you in the film of your life?
A: Cate Blanchett. She'd pull it off.
Q: What is your favourite smell?
A: Rosemary. I rub it in my armpits.
Q: What is your favourite book?
A: The Trick Is To Keep Breathing, by Janice Galloway.
Q: What is your guiltiest pleasure?
A: Being in the first-class cabin and not refusing anything that is offered.
Q: What do you owe your parents?
A: My mum always told me I was precious, while my dad always told me I was worthless. I think that's a good grounding for a balanced life.
Q: What, or who, is the greatest love of your life?
A: Grant Shaffer, my husband.
Q: What does love feel like?
A: Being hit on the head with a brick, and like a bowl of hearty soup.
Q: When did you last cry, and why?
A: An hour ago, on a plane, watching a show about teenage mums.
Q: What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
A: The Obama administration keeping their promises and granting equal rights to the LGBT community.
Q: What do you consider your greatest achievement?
A: When someone tells me that I have inspired them.
Q: How would you like to be remembered?
A: By people who love me raising a glass and laughing and remembering fun times we had.
Q: What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
A: This above all: to mine own self be true. And it must follow, as the night the day, I canst not then be false to any man.
Q: Tell us a joke
Q: How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Why do you think the lightbulb is so keen to change?
Source: Guardian, UK, Q&A: Alan Cumming
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«Oldest ‹Older 801 – 1000 of 1880 Newer› Newest»What lovefest 3:13? One lousy coment from a yelling idiot doesnt make a lovefest, its the only comment that mentions Jake btw.
Wait till it spreads to other sides. I think there'll be a love fest. But yeah probably mostly for Natalie.
If Jake's film career does't work out, he could go back to college or become a cook. Both options would be good. :)
Jake reads books, attends lectures about black holes and works with smart people - he learns and grows every day :)
Jake reads books, attends lectures about black holes and works with smart people - he learns and grows every day :)
Still, sometimes he can't even form a coherent sentence.
It doesn't matter though, Jake's an actor, he's there to entertain us. ;)
Jake is very handsome. Did you see his muscles?
It doesn't bother me he is so uneducated, but his pretentious/trying to be funny tone makes him look like an idiot
Come on, Jake is usually funny and sweet.
Bruckheimer said...
Jake is very handsome. Did you see his muscles?
Mr. Bruckheimer, do we have a little crush on Jakey? ;)
I have no idea what you're talking about - Jake's abs are abs-olutely fabulous !
Natalie Portman's Obsession? "Really Obscene Hip-Hop"
Natalie Portman's new obsession?
"Really, really obscene hip-hop. I love it so much," she tells her upcoming Brothers costar Jake Gyllenhaal in the September issue of Interview. "It makes me laugh and then it makes me want to dance. Those are like my two favorite things, so combined..."
The 28-year-old Portman -- who famously rapped about fighting and drinking in a 2008 Saturday Night Live sketch -- says she's been listening to the Ying Yang Twins, notably "Wait (The Whisper Song)."
"The lyrics are like, 'Wait 'til you see my d---' - which is just amazing because it's whispered," she says. "Crazy. So I just listen to it like I’m a 5-year-old, like, 'Oh my god! I can't believe he just said that!'"
Us Weekly
Saturday Night Live - Natalie Raps
^^^ She's good! :)
No, I think YOU miss the point. The point is how much money actually gets donated, in the long run.
One example: Bill and Melinda Gates started The Gates Foundation with 5 billion dollars. Warren Buffet added to that a half a billion dollars more. The entire middle class couldn't match that. And that's just one example, we haven't even talked about the Ford Foundation, Rockefeller, etc. Plus, the richest people in our country pay 60% of the total income tax revenue. So let's be fair please.
A college degree is no guarantee of success or intelligence. Take Bill Gates again, for example.
If you think rich people pay their real amount of money from taxis you are seriously deluded.
And,please, don't forget that some people have A LOT thanks to other people having much, much, much less...
Throwing a bone to make sure the system won't change and assure their status is not "doing something good for the world"
Stop admiring this high class phonies, you pathetic self-hatred proletarian!
A college degree is no guarantee of success or intelligence.
That's true. I find Michelle Williams who left high school with 15 more intelligent in interviews than Natalie Portman who has a B.A. from Harvard.
That said, if you have the opportunity to go to college then go. The world needs academics too. ;)
MICHELLE WILLIAMS?!! She talks like if she is quoting the Dawsons Creek's scripts!
Please, define "intelligent"
MICHELLE WILLIAMS?!! She talks like if she is quoting the Dawsons Creek's scripts!
LOL. True. And I still think she comes off as more intelligent (do I really have to define the word?) than Natalie. ;)
I like Kate Winslet and enjoy her interviews. Anne Hathaway's too.
All I'm saying is that everyone contributes, rich or middle class, in their way. Even if the rich have tax shelters, etc., they still pay way more than most people.
And we defintely want the system to change, my poor deluded one, but to do that, we have to work together peacefully and give credit where credit is due. :)
^^ As for men:
Clooney comes off great in interviews. He's very charming and funny. Not trying too hard, like some others.
Not trying too hard, like some others.
I'm sure you don't mean me!
I'm sure you don't mean me!
I wouldn't be too sure about it. ;)
IA, college is a great thing in many ways. But if someone wants to go their own way in life, they should do it.
6:19 PM
Then go ahead and keep "giving credit" to the fucking Owners of the world..
oh, and be sure to thank them for the left overs, you little dove of peace
meanwhile, I rather following the example of the braves fighters of the Russian and French Revolution
I have to go to buy a rifle,
bye
Michelle has heart and warmth that comes through in her interviews.
I believe in a classless society, Anon. 6:26, and you fit right in, no class at all.
ta-ta!
But if someone wants to go their own way in life, they should do it.
Of course.
Michelle has heart and warmth that comes through in her interviews.
:)
Michelle has heart and warmth that comes through in her interviews.
:)
^^
I bet the lawyers she hired to jail her 1/2 dozen followers and destroy Heath's life are very warmth people too...
^^ That didn't happen.
Fans and fansites are overrated!!!
ITA, 6:44 PM.
I hope interviewers will pose some interesting questions to Jake. I.e. about a certain midget and a certain co-star. I'm really curious.
Despite my mixed feelings about Jake, I hope for him that Brothers will be an ok movie.
(12:08) LOL @ Jake's look
Jake's staring expression is like what Atticus's would be if you were eating something that he wanted a piece of!
you know how to build things—you can make things with your hands
Yeah - erections!
LOL
"I saw this show about black holes."
Jake honey, you're in a black hole. It's called Reeke.
Jake's staring expression is like what Atticus's would be if you were eating something that he wanted a piece of!
Staring like this :)
So if a complete stranger went up to Natalie on the street and whispered into her ear "Wait til you see my cock" she would start dancing and get happy? Or slap the bastard, order her bodyguard to get him away from her and have the derelict arrested?
It's old but does anyone remember the movie Tootsie? A good part is when an actress tells Dorothy (Dustin Hoffman) how much she would love if a strange guy went up to her at a party and said "Let's forget all the bullshit and just go home and have sex" so when a week later when Dustin's character's out of his Dorothy costume he sees her at a HW party. He goes up to her, says the EXACT phrase she had said she wanted to hear and the actress throws a drink in his face and stalks off. LOL
if a complete stranger went up to Natalie on the street and whispered into her ear "Wait til you see my cock"
That happens to me all the time and I'm always friendly and polite!
Staring like this
LOL! Exactly. OMG, Stains.
if a complete strange woman went up to Jake on the street and whispered into his ear "Wait til you see my vagina"
OTOH if this happened I would run like hell.
He goes up to her, says the EXACT phrase she had said she wanted to hear and the actress throws a drink in his face and stalks off.
She didn't want to be treated like a slut after all! lol
The thing about the "celeb interviews a celeb" is its supposed to be different but its just PR for both of them, trying to make the "interviewer" seem intelligent, the "interviewee" seem fun, and the 2 of them the best of buddies and how much they enjoyed making their movie. This deal signals the start of the Brothers promo..the happy lighthearted interview is supposed to contradict the depressing downer of the movie.
"That happens to me all the time and I'm always friendly and polite!"
I wonder how many hookups Jake's had while being back in LA.
Yeah I wonder too.
I know but I can't speak. Woof!
happy lighthearted interview is supposed to contradict the depressing downer of the movie
Good point.
ONTD - Natalie Portman Says She Likes 'Dirty Rap' Music
Bradley Cooper Stuns—With His Trap Shut!
Bradley Cooper is a player for a reason: He's so effing hot! Sure, Renée Zellweger is an Oscar-winning A-list actress, and we're sure she's a really nice girl and all, but aren't you all thinking the same thing we are? He's way too good-looking for her...right?
The two are supposedly still "on," but at last night's All About Steve premiere, you wouldn't know it:
Most celebs skip the personal Q's on the carpet, but Bradley is like Robert Pattinson when it comes down to the romance stuff. He's just not gonna give ya much!
Coop dodged all Zellweger and Aniston quandaries, and steered clear of any pesky gossip outlets in general. That seems a bit overboard, considering he could probably hypnotize any woman reporter with those bright blue eyes of his to write whatever he damn well wants her to.
As much as we heart Bradley, though, he isn't exactly the guy you want to husband-up, and from what we hear we don't think he's in any hurry to walk down that aisle again. Hey—maybe Jen Aniston could be the gal for him after all? Both are clearly not looking for anything serious. If only they would just own up to it, already.
What do you guys think—Team Aniston, Team Zellweger or Team Single? We're going with the last pick. Bradley and George Clooney just seem like a match made in Bachelor-Bestie heaven.
AT
Funny, a poster had 2 comment about BT being Minnie Driver's son on Godot yesterday and noone said anything bout it. I though Godot was all hot on BT?
Good Will Story said...
Ben Affleck and Jake: Ben was in Good Will Hunting with Minnie Driver. Minnie's main man now is Henry Story.
Jake loves J.D. Salinger, even named his production company after his collection of short stories, called Nine Stories. Jake also loves Salinger's novel Catcher in the Rye, which has this line from Holden about a character in Farewell to Arms: It had this guy in it named Lieutenant Henry that was supposed to be a nice guy. Interesting that the line about Henry is spoken by a fictional character (Holden) on a commentary about another fictional character (D.B.) about a fictional character (Henry) in a real book, that is fiction. And it's about hating the war and hating being in the army but still liking a character who is a phony. The line is confusing, clever by mixing real and fiction and extremely multi-layered. Could it be possible that Jake knows Henry Story?
August 27, 2009 4:47 AM
Good Will Story said...
They've known each other for a while. IHJ Jake & Minnie Driver February 2004
August 27, 2009 6:22 AM
^^ There's pics too but I don't know how to make links. sorry.
IA Henry Story (Driver) is an odd name to give a kid. No one would link Jake and Austin to Minnie Driver either. "Jake and Minnie?!! You've got to be kidding." Actually it's so preposterous that it might actually be true.
I looked up Minnie Driver in Wiki and is says she lives in HW Hills with her sister. IIRC MD isn't a famewhore and pretty much stays out of the limelight and rags. She doesn't work that much, IMO that's her choice. She was pretty quiet about having her baby and she won't say who the father is. I don't know if the baby could be BT, in the pic it looks like it could be Austin's more than Jake's.
IMO if Jake wanted a mother who he knew (not an anon surrogate), who would stay at home and take care of it most of the time, and someone he trusted (not a partygirl, druggie, famewhore or blabbermouth) but someone who no one would connect him with, then MD would be a good choice.
Minnie Driver was due at end of August 2008 and had the baby on September 5. There's no pics of Jake between August 12 and October 2, 2008. Call me crazy but there might be something to this.
Forget Robert Buckley, get Trevor Donovan a transfer from 90210 over to my trailer ASAP! There's gold in them hills!
The thing about the "celeb interviews a celeb" is its supposed to be different but its just PR for both of them, trying to make the "interviewer" seem intelligent, the "interviewee" seem fun,
Yeah, but Natalie's not fun.
I find myself being annoyed by her. And no, I'm not jealous, I've no reason really (before someone accuses me). I find actresses like Hathaway funny. I admit, she seems a bit materialistic, but other than that I enjoy her as an actress and I find her funny and [b]witty[/b], her laugh is infectuous. Portman is dull as an actress and person, but tries too hard to be fun and cool.
12:09 Jake was in London/Morocco filming Pop you left that out.
I thought BT was supposed to have been born in late '07.
I'll send Ted a letter asking if Minnie is the Mom of BT instead of Colin Farrel which was the rumor after she dismised some SF musician she was dating.
She only hinted that he was a Brit and that he is sort of in the business.
12:09: The fact that you know what dates there were no pap pics, you must know that he was in Morocco.
The OMG fan fic is that hey decided ro have a baby because they were going to come out. If she gave birth in Sept. 08 that means she got pregnant in Jan. 08, the bearding was in full swing and no woman withany intellegance and an actress would do something as dumb and reckkless as that. A baby was not in Jake's bearding plans in 1/08.
Minnie is in her late 30's and wanted a baby no strings attached IMO.
The baby doesn't look like Austin
OMG doesn't believe in BT, it's a joke betwen them, trust.
Keep your hands off my kid!
If she gave birth in Sept. 08 that means she got pregnant in Jan. 08
LOL. If Minnie was due at end of August 2008 she was getting pregnant in Nov 2007.
I dunno. Maybe in October 2007 TPTB heard the BT plans were serious and Jake was forced to make a decision, either give it up or do heavy duty bearding. IMO it would explain a lot about Rome.
no pics of Jake between August 12 and October 2, 2008.
Jake was in London/Morocco filming Pop you left that out.
Not 12:09 but almost 2 months not papped is a long time. Because he was filming Persia doesn't mean he never left. Jake can and does fly under the radar, just saying.
Minnie Driver and Henry pics
^^^ Minnie Driver was spotted playing at the park with her gorgeous son Henry, who turns 1 next month, in Malibu, CA on Saturday (August 22).
8:09: Oh boy. 11/07 Reeke was in full swing. Minnie ain't no dummy. Jake is though.
I thought OMG's thought that BT was born around late 2007, wasn't there a letter sent by Tom and some video implying, LOL!!
HE wasn't papped because he was in Morocco, not Persia (It's not called Persia anymore, it's Iran). No Paps in Morocco except for that time Reese was on set on 8/11, something that was discussed ad nasuem. I'm sure he left "persia" a few times under the radar but it wasn't to visit a non-existant baby.
Why do you fangirls insist in these nonsense? You can't relly believe it or do you think that gay men must mirror straight relationships to make them legit.
Jake is too dumb, selfish and spoiled to be a dad, never mind get s very smart and sound actress in her late 30's to have his child.
Maybe he has a cabbage patch doll he visits and tskes care of, LOL!!
6:14, 6:27 and 8:38 = same poster. Same poster who's in a tizzy. Wonder why.
"(It's not called Persia anymore, it's Iran)"
8:38 pay attention. "Because he was filming Persia" means Persia = Prince of Persia. THE MOVIE. It did NOT say "filming in Persia" LOL
8:45: I'm 8:38 not 6:14 nor 6:27, nice try. Tizzy over what? Fanfic that was "banned" from OMG because one of you loons actually try to imply that a pic of Austin's nephew posted on his family hunting site was BT?? OMG, he looks like Austin. Embarrasing even for them.
There is a reason why when you posted your theory over there it was ignored so you posted it here like a good little loon.
You are insulting the intellengence of posters here, you obviously don't have any. Most posters here don't believe in BT, but even believers will have a hard time explaining the "birthdate" of the alleged BT. It would have been late '07 according to "sources".
Ignoring Driver's explanation on the legit secrecy which she has spoken openly about.
8:50 No paps in Morocco during that time, except that one time. There were blog stories from extras on the shoot.
There is no BT, too selfish and ambitious. Even OMG doesn't believe it, they are only pretending to.
I checked into Philly Chit Chat twitter to see what's up. Man this guy knows the score. He's on it 100%.
Not a surprise where Paul Rudd ends his night, probably talking about Reese and how she hates Owen Wilson so much she never goes out w/him
There's also a twitter that Paul Rudd walked thru Rittenhouse Square Park at 1 am. Is RSP like Central Park at that time? Was Paul looking for a "date" ?!
Philly ChitChat Twitter
OMG doesn't believe in BT and talking about it was banned on OMG?! LOL! 8:58/9:01 you don't know what you're talking about. The fact that you say such nonsense about OMG and fight so vehemently about BT AND insult posters here and at OMG gives you away, babbler.
Was Paul looking for a "date" ?!
Paul, if you need any cruising advice just call me!
Isn't Paul married and has a child?? Owen is a bit of a loner I gather. He didn't hang out with anyone while in DC, not even Paull if I remember. There was a sighting of Reese, Jake, Paul Jack and James Brooks all eating dinner and it was noted that Owen was absent.
The few times that Owen was seen with a cast member was in Philly with Paul and I think that has more to do with them staying in the same area while filming, PARC.
Also if Reese is avoiding being seen in public with Owen it may be more about his image than anything else, Phillychitchat may being a bit cheeky, he can't seem to even get pics of PAul now!
9"17: Even nutty SK ain't buying into the Driver is the mommy fanfic!
Dear Awful Truth:
So I can say I'm pretty tired with the whole Sophia Bush/Robert Buckley/Austin Nichols drama. She's never showed any interest to Robert so I don't get why people are even shipping them. Tell me, is there something I'm missing? Because from what I've seen, its only Sophia/Austin love. Sophia should just go lesbian so us girls can have a chance.
—Bev
Dear Sophia's Choice:
I can't do anything about the love triangle stuff, but I can grant your lesbian love-wish. Check out John Tucker Must Die for some experimental Sophia action. Your local video store will still have copies...like, tons and tons of copies. All brand-new and waiting for someone, anyone, to pick them up off the shelf.
Dear Awful Truth:
Is Toothy Tile Nikki Reed?
—Gadsdenm
Dear Lesson in Sarcasm:
Yes. You got it. Case cracked. We can all go home now.
The Awful Truth
I'll send Ted a letter asking if Minnie is the Mom of BT instead of Colin Farrel which was the rumor after she dismised some SF musician she was dating.
Looking forward to that answer :)
asking if Minnie is the Mom of BT instead of Colin Farrel
Colin Farrel was rumored to be the mother of BT?
Yes :)
I kept fucking him but then Jake and Colin figured out that he didn't have a uterus. Damn Wikipedia.
LOL
E! Online video
Natalie Portman Likes to Get Dirty
Thank god for Wikipedia. I can sit down now.
I'm not falling for that again.
Colin has a vagina and a penis!!!
And a colon.
Actually after mighty Austin got finished with it, it's a semi-colon.
Ouch! LOL
:)
;)
And now Colin can fit a semi in it. LOL
OT I went to ONTD to check out the Jake/Nat interview comments. Most are about the dirty rap music and alot ONTD'ers posted their fav lyrics and the ones from Nat's. Maybe I'm out of it but OMFG. In most the sex is really graphic and it's sadistic even violent. IMO it sounds like what a mass murderer like Charles Manson would chant. Is this what h.s. kids are into and what Jake listens to, you think? Jeeze.
Why do you think Jake listens to that?
Jake mentioned listening nice, vanilla rap music, like Kanye West.
11:02 you really need to learn how to read. Asking a question about if someone does something isn't the same as saying they're doing it.
^^I just listened to a ontd video and a rapper named Khia.
Refrain: "My neck, my back, lick my p*ssy and my cr*ck".
Yep, pretty graphic description of what she wants. LOL.
I wouldn't call myself a fan of rap music. Some rap songs I do like from Eminem or Kayne West. I love many oldies and songs from the 80ies (or are they oldies too already?) and I listen to what's in the current charts, most of the songs I don't like though.
Ewwww! Let me know when they start doing gay rap music!
^^LOL.
"Gyllenhaal shared that he is more of a Baskin Robins guy, partially because he had read that the Obamas shared their first kiss over 31 flavors."
Best ONTD comment:
omg. If you told him the Obamas shared their first kiss in a vat of pig shit, he'd be a fan of that, too.
*posted on OMG*
My favorite ice cream? It comes in a cone and I can lick it all day.
omg. If you told him the Obamas shared their first kiss in a vat of pig shit, he'd be a fan of that, too.
LMAO.
"Choke Me, Spank Me (Pull My Hair)"
"Slob on my Nob"
"Grab on ya dick as this bitch gets deep
Deeper than a pussy of a bitch 6 feet"
"You don't know nann hoe uh-uh
That sell more ass than me
You know nann hoe
That'll make you come like me
Nigga you don't know nann hoe uh-uh
That don' tried all types of shit
Who quick to deep throat the dick
And let another bitch straight lick the clit
Now you don't know nann hoe uh-uh
That'll keep it wet like me
Make it come back to back like me
Lick a nigga nut sack like me
Now you don't know nann hoe uh-uh
That'll ride the dick on the dime
Who love to fuck all the time
One who's pussy fatter than mine
Bitch you don't know nann hoe"
^^ Glad I'm not raising any kids today. Can you imagine having your Jr High or high schoolers listening to this? Shit.
Mama what does "deep throat the dick" mean?
Lovely lyrics, thanks for posting 11:42 AM!
Mama what's a "nigga nut sack" ?
*Fuck!*
Daddy do you grab on ya dick and straight lick the clit?
Sooo I guess WFT is gonna be real quiet today with everyone running out and getting snipped and tubes tied.
Nat said...
Lovely lyrics, thanks for posting 11:42 AM!
Natalie probably listened to one or two dirty rap songs and now calls herself a fan. LOL.
Not buying it Nat! You just want to be edgy, ADMIT IT!!! ;)
Sooo I guess WFT is gonna be real quiet today with everyone running out and getting snipped and tubes tied.
Despite the cruel world we live in, I'll probably have a kid... some day.
Natalie probably listened to one or two dirty rap songs and now calls herself a fan.
PORTMAN: I actually felt like I was in a time machine last week when I went with Jay-Z to the Laserium in Los Angeles...
I don't know what it is but Nat reminds me of MK Olsen but with a much better publicist. I honestly wouldn't be surprised to find out that Nat shoots up heroin and is into asphyxiation sex.
Austin, BT has a question for you!
I remember when Natalie dissed Britney after they broke up their friendship and told everyone that Brit wasn't really a virgin anymore. You know that was the time when everyone thought Brit was still virginal. LOL.
Despite the cruel world we live in, I'll probably have a kid... some day.
I have a boss who grew up in the 60s/70s and was into LSD, heroin, orgies, psychedelic music, so he was confident that when his kids became teenagers that he'd have no problem listening to their music ...and then rap happened. LOL he turned into the typical dad "Turn that crap off!"
It's gotta be pretty bad if the free-love commune acid and peyote druggies from the 60s have a problem with it LOL.
Natalie dissed Britney after they broke up their friendship
Let's hope she and Jake have a major falling-out.
Natalie & Jake's "interview" is beyond pathetic. Rich HW kids trying to be edgy but unable of hiding how shallow and self-absorved they really are.
It's the typical promoting shit that all actors come up with when they're going to release a movie.
I won't be surprised when Portman announce Toothy will be the godfather of her dog or that their friendship on set increased at the point of becoming twins....
and I do envy their money, I won't say I don't. I'd love to have lots of $$$, but as PEOPLE they are not as special as they think they are
...but I guess is not bad being a retard when you are a millionaire ;)
Chut up, 12:29 PM!
Austin, BT has a question for you!
Actually BT, Aunt Reese might be better answering this one. Let's call her right now and you can ask her yourself, okay?
Ewwwwwwwww!
ONTD comment:
"I really liked the interview in Interview when Susan Sarandon talked to Jake Gyllenhaal in the ladies room of some restaurant and they were discussing how he had been offered Michael Pitt's role in the dreamers and how explicitly the contract talked about the nudity involved."
Interview's Flashback
Jake Gyllenhaal | August 2002
JAKE GYLLENHAAL: You know [Paul Newman] taught me how to drive.
SUSAN SARANDON: No! How did that happen?
JG: When I was 15 my mom was writing a script with him [The Horsemen], and we went out to the racetrack and he threw me in a race car.
SS: [gasps] I would have killed him! Did your little feet even touch the pedals.?
JG: He was driving the car and he threw me in the passengers seat and with his glasses dangling from his ear, he started driving on the track towards a brick wall. We're 100 feet from a wall, going 60 miles-per-hour, and he hits the brake and turns the wheel and the car spins three times. So then he turns to me and goes, "that's what you don't do."
Interview Magazine
^^^ Does anyone remember - are there IHJ Interview Magazine August 2002 scans?
Let's hope she and Jake have a major falling-out.
Ha, ha. ;)
I won't be surprised when Portman announce Toothy will be the godfather of her dog
Lucky doggie! Uncle Jakey is the bestest godfather.
Awww!
One Young and Not-So-Confused Blind Vice
You all didn't really think the hetero-Vice streak would continue, did you? Ted may be gone, but unfortunately, the closeting of some of Hollywood's most famous isn't going anywhere. Get ready to meet the guy who will have Toothy Tile breathing easy for a while.
Introducing Jackie Bouffant — a name you'd better get used to hearing. He's one of the most sought-after actors in the world right now. The undeniably gorgeous and multitalented young dude has taken the entertainment Biz by storm. His level of fame has been steadily rising over the past couple of years, although Jack hasn't really had to prove himself talent-wise just yet.
But with that face, hair and body, no one cares. This town is way too superficial!
So while Jackie is looking pretty in all the glossy mags with a beard constantly at his side (Crescent Kumquat or No-Beave Steve Jackie Bouffant most definitely is not), hardly anyone out there knows J.B.'s past life and love...
With another male actor, wouldn't you know?
At the time they started dating, they were both probably equally famous, but no one talks about Jackie's ex that much anymore. An equally gorgeous and recognizable face, he just never really amounted to much career-wise. Let's call him Frank Dangerfield.
Jackie and Frank were very much boyfriend-boyfriend, and they didn't do a very good job of hiding it. They went to a few gay functions together, a little hand-holding here and there à la Toothy and Gray Goose, and Industry folks knew the two boys weren't just going through an experimental phase. Unlike Nevis Divine, these two fellas are gay, gay and more gay.
But no one cared much because everyone (their managers and publicists included) thought these kids would just be F-list actors. Uh, not the case for Jackie. He became an overnight superstar.
So you know how it goes: Jackie's whole team of people tell him that if he comes out his heartthrob status will be shot and his red-hot career will go buh-bye. No teenage girl (Bouffant's prime fan base) will fantasize about growing up and marrying a gay guy. So Jackie dumps Frank and starts faux-mancing with some other babes around town.
Such a shame. And you all wonder where true love is in Hollywood? It's behind closed closet doors.
And It Ain't: Channing Tatum, Kellan Lutz, Nick Jonas
Blind Vice
Big Ted C post on ONTD
Get ready to meet the guy who will have Toothy Tile breathing easy for a while.
Thanks Ted!
What about Nat being some big vegetarian/vegan? Ice cream cakes don't fit in with that.
Vegan ice cream cakes do :)
^^I was a vegetarian for almost ten years, then I started craving meat again and started eating it again. Many people were disappointed in me.
2:33 PM, I think she likes a (it seems) well known ice cream cake in the US. Most likely made with eggs, milk etc. from animals.
Natalie Portman No Longer Vegan? Jake Gyllenhaal Investigates
Please say this isn’t true. Please say this isn’t true. Please say this isn’t true.
One of my all time favorite vegans, Natalie Portman, recently sat down with Jake Gyllenhaal for a chat in Interview Magazine. Half way through the piece, Gyllenhaal asks Portman about her favorite foods. Here’s how it went down:
GYLLENHAAL: Okay. What’s your favorite food?
PORTMAN: Well, I don’t think you can really improve upon Carvel ice cream cake.
GYLLENHAAL: I’m more Baskin-Robbins style myself.
PORTMAN: Oh really? I am so Carvel. Did I just bring us back to 1985 Long Island?
Now don’t freak yet! Natalie is a fairly new vegan and just because she likes Carvel, that doesn’t necessarily mean she’s still eating it.
What do you think? Is Natalie done with the vegan thing? Put on your detective hat and tell us what you think!
Ecorazzi
"just because she likes Carvel, that doesn’t necessarily mean she’s still eating it."
So she just smells her favorite food and that's it, she's full and satisfied?!
Vegans never make it to the end ;D
Ecorazzi comment:
Carvel just started selling vegan ice cream from Chicago Soy Dairy so maybe this cake was vegan.
Jake should have investigated. ;)
IMO vegan ice cream is far from being an improvement LOL
Big deal, she can eat whatever she wants. Maybe she was vegan in the past and now she not anymore? It happens.
It's a little disappointing tho to think it was just a fad for her. The reasons that led her to become vegan still exist. It's a commitment; you just don't wake up one day and decide to go back to meat-eating, it trivializes it.
There is no meat in Carvel ice cream cake.
^^Animal products. I don't have a problem with it, I just don't support factory farming practices.
So she just smells her favorite food and that's it, she's full and satisfied?!
That's how I know I'm gay. I smell Reese and it's like "Ok I'm satisfied, no questions. I'm gay."
There is no meat in Carvel ice cream cake
Shit! Should I cancel my order?
Carvel just started selling vegan ice cream from Chicago Soy Dairy so maybe this cake was vegan.
I wonder why she didn't mention that it was a vegan version of the cake?
So Chicago Soy Dairy is located in Chicago. They probably have affiliates like in L.A. where Nat lives now, or she orders the cake from Chicago.
There is no meat in Carvel ice cream cake.
If she is vegan and it's the non vegan version of the cake that she eats, then you can't call her vegan.
^^Vegans don't eat milk products.
You would have thought she would have mentioned that it was made with soy milk. It might be good, I'd like to try it! :)
^^Or eggs, or anything from an animal.
Yes, a strict vegan doesn't eat, wear or use any animal products, in any way. I was just using meat as an example, but principle is the same - if you made that kind of comittment, to just drop it looks like you don't honor your comittments for long.
Too bad she doesn't listen to music that's cruelty-free for ears.
if you made that kind of comittment, to just drop it looks like you don't honor your comittments for long.
It's her problem.
She also called it an "ice cream" cake. This interview was light fun, nothing to set the world on fire. :)
Too bad she doesn't listen to music that's cruelty-free for ears.
LOL
Too bad she doesn't listen to music that's cruelty-free for ears.
Who cares what she listenes to or what she eats? Man, we seem to have some Natalie crazies here. LOL.
She may not be a strict vegan, but I always thought she was.
I don't wear letter shoes or coats but my shirts are made by chinese orphans in clandestine warehouses
Plus, I do not eat anything that has a shadow
The world is a better place thanks to people like me :))
She also called it an "ice cream" cake.
What's wrong with the term? I googled it and it exists. *shrugs*
(Sorry, oblivious non native speaker here.)
OK 3:10 #2, why don't you start a timely topic. TIMELY not a rehash. 1,2,3 GO.
Yeah just what I figured. Silence from 3:10 #2.
3:12, it makes me think it wasn't a milk substitute/soy cake, but made with real milk, eggs, etc., because anything else can't be called ice cream, and you would think she'd call it by whatever its name is because she's familiar with vegan/vegetarian food. But she may eat dairy products, and not meat, etc.
....Man, we seem to have some Natalie crazies here. LOL....
^^
Hey,wait a minute. She is talking about herself, because she likes it or cauze she is promoting a movie, whatev. If "stars" put themselves out there, they have to handle both good and bad comments for losers like us on the net
the word losers is meant with love ;D
Too bad she doesn't listen to music that's cruelty-free for ears.
Oh the controversy she created here by listening to dirty rap music. LOL.
Fuck you Natalie. All I'm thinking about now is friggin ice cream cakes. Shit.
Nobody does care, really, what she listens to or what she eats. It just makes her look flighty.
Daddy whats it mean Slob on my Nob?
TIMELY not a rehash. 1,2,3 GO.
OK. What is everyone's opinion about Ted letting "Toothy Tile" aka J.G. breath easy "for a while"?
Instead he wants to concentrate on "Jackie Bouffant". Is Ted slowly backing off from TT for good?
tried all types of shit deep throat the dick!
Fuck!
Is Ted slowly backing off from TT for good?
Of course not - Ted did say "for a while".
Yeah just what I figured. Silence from 3:10 #2.
It takes time to read all the comments and then reply.
Instead he wants to concentrate on "Jackie Bouffant".
Where does Ted say that?
Of course not - Ted did say "for a while".
I wonder how long that will be?
It's possible that he hopes JB will become (nearly) as popular as TT and he can let go off TT w/o too much backlash.
LOL. Ted says a new BV guy will have Toothy breathe easy for a while and you guys think Ted is lowering the TT casket down in the hole.
It's possible that he hopes JB will become (nearly) as popular as TT and he can let go off TT w/o too much backlash.
^^
He wishes.
Where does Ted say that?
Ted's intern said:
"Introducing Jackie Bouffant — a name you'd better get used to hearing."
So "a name you'd better get used to hearing" means Ted is going to ignore TT and "concentrate on Jackie Bouffant" ?? LMAO. I hope you're not a detective.
Don't click if you are craving sweets.
Ice Cream Cake
^^ :)
No Ice Cream Cake for me - just some ice cream and spray whipped cream :)
My craving is over! I went into the Baskin Robbins site and the first cake they showed was a Reese's ice cream cake.
Yuck!!!
Instant cure!
New diet tip! lol
That's for you 3:54:
ice cream with a litte whipped cream and cherry on top
Reese's ice cream with a litte Reese's whipped cream and Reese's cherry on top
Mmmmm, thanks 4:00 PM!
Reese's ice cream with a litte Reese's whipped cream and Reese's cherry on top
Now we have a cure for that too.
Reese keeps us all slim and beautiful!
3:54 PM said...
Mmmmm, thanks 4:00 PM!
;)
Diet version?! That's bulimic version!
Cure? You haven't experienced my "Wait til you see my dick ice cream cake." It'll make you fat and happy!
Diet version?! That's bulimic version!
Yeah that's for people who forgot to purge.
Jake the Cake said...
Cure? You haven't experienced my "Wait til you see my dick ice cream cake." It'll make you fat and happy!
How did the cake taste like, Heath?
Heath
*sigh*
You haven't experienced my "Wait til you see my dick ice cream cake."
Oh no, not again!
Anne Hathaway jumps on "no pants bandwagon".
AH
I don't get it, Anne is wearing black shorts.
^^Maybe they mean no LONG pants. ;)
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