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«Oldest ‹Older 801 – 1000 of 1709 Newer› Newest»BABBLER (noun)
Definition: In addition to "anyone who believes Jake Is Straight and Jake Is Fucking Reese and They Are In Love And It's Real" it is also "anyone who says gay and bearding Jake might....
1. be friends with Reese
2. like Reese as a person
3. like Reese's kids
4. value Reese's opinion
5. be emotionally attached to Reese
6. be dependent on Reese
7. be bearding pussywhipped by Reese"
Awww, poor babblers :)
One thing is certain - babblers love the beard, they are working hard to make her look good. LOL
As I've said, if he wants out some day, it won't be easy. Reese will probably cause him to feel guilty after "everything she's done for him".
It will be easy, as soon as Disney gives him the green light.
You don't agree with posters and they are babblers.
Only if posters are trying to sell Reeke or Reese.
One Tree Hill star Sophia Bush waves to photographers as she smiles at the newly-opened Pop Yogurt, opened by Hell’s Kitchen chef Seth Levine, in New York City on Friday (August 14).
JJ
In September 2006, Brad Pitt told Esquire that he'd consider marrying Angelina Jolie "when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able." He recently clarified that statement to People and referred to his toe-tapping friend George Clooney.
Said Pitt: "Angie and I will not be getting married until George and his partner can legally do so."
link
^^^ One of the comments:
While they were filming "Ocean's 12", Brad Pitt put out a memo to all crew members stating that they only address George Clooney as his character's name 'Danny Ocean' or 'Mr. Ocean'. Eventually Clooney found out about this and got back at Pitt by putting bumper stickers on the back of his car that read "I'm gay and I vote" and "Small penis on board". On the other hand, it is reasonably well known that Clooney is bisexual.
I think that Ted C. may be back to his busting Jake's balls and giving Reese/Reeke a hard time again. I thought that him printing that letter with the headline he gave pretty in your face and he doesn't pull any punches about his dislike of Jen and Reese. I hope he keeps doing it on a regular basis. If anything would motivate Jake to stop bearding, it would have to be all of the gossip columns saying he's pussy whipped Mr. Witherspoon and lost anything that made him interesting. I hope every single gossip site takes up Ted's attitude towards Jake.
I say post your theories and ignore the juveniles who insist on intellectual and emotional constipation as a prerequisite for posting on a blog they don't run.
These poor creature never left behind the sandbox where name calling passes for rational discourse.
9:38 PM
Unfortunately, Jake is too boring for gossip columnists to write about how he lost everything that made him interesting :)
I don't think Ted has ever backed off on calling Reeke fake, though I do think he used to like Reese a lot more than he does now. He's just distracted by all the Twilight hoopla so Toothy mentions, Reeke mentions have died down. What a coincidence that someone claims to be a friend of Reese just when we are talking about how no one likes her. PR does jump on things lickety split after they show up on WFT2 or OMG.
Re the offer of the beard position to more than one woman, that story came out on ent lawyers website. I've no patience to find it, but thats where it first came up.
"Jake isn't the sharpest gay pink in the crayola box."
Amen.
sdalesyo: my sister sat next to reese witherspoon & jake gyllenhaal at dinner in philly tonight.. & i'm staying in watching movies.. my life is a joke
about 3 hours ago from web ·
^^ Jake's clocked in for the weekend. LOL!
Boring bitch needs her marketing tool! Why should Jake have fun and time off whe she has to work! lol
Jake had a week off, gossip Reeke crap isn't going to write itself.
First off I can't believe that Jake has spent the past 2 months just following after Reese. Makes him look like such a loser. I wish I could slap him and tell him to wake up. Secondly, ONTD has a post about the Chin with pics of her on set and pics of the kids on set. I keep wondering why she if forcing her kids to spend their summer in Philly. How bored must these poor kids be. The pics show Deacon on a scooter and Ava getting ready to roller blade and the nanny is with them. Why doesn't she let the kids stay in LA so they could at least spend time with their friends. Or has Reese made her kids like her-friendless. Anyway, after the Abbie Cornish interview, I'm sure Reeke will have another "wonderful family" outing this weekend so Reese can show how "blessed" her life is. Barfing already.
Reese needs the kids for reeking.
^^ Correction - Reese wants kids with her so she could use them for reeking.
RW with kids on set
Isn't this her sexy bodyguard from Italy?
^^^ Don't recognise the guy, but Reese's bitchface is as disgusting as always.
Don't recognise the guy, but Reese's bitchface is as disgusting as always.
I can't stand her and I can't stand Reeke, but she's pretty I think.
Sorry, that first picture is disgusting.
Her inner bitch is showing.
Dear Ted:
I have some thoughts about why some of these actors don't come out. I believe they feel they won't sell as male leads in a romantic role. As a romantic lead, they are selling a fantasy to the female audience. But I feel that it's all about your acting ability. My mother fell in love with Rock Hudson and Montgomery Clift back in the day. Although they were forced into the closet, I look at their performances today, and I am utterly enthralled. Their sexual orientations don't change anything in my opinion. They are so handsome and so mesmerizing as leading men—they sure get me goin'. Perhaps these newer lead actors should try having more confidence in their charisma and talent. What do you think?
—Always an Advocate, the teacher in Burbank
Dear Closet Cases:
Too true, sweetcakes. But that was also back when everyone on the A-list starred with everyone else in everything. Nowadays, if you don't fulfill that perfect Hollywood image, you're replaced faster than you can say fagola.
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b139279_bitch-back_true_blood_takes_bite_in.html
Nowadays, if you don't fulfill that perfect Hollywood image, you're replaced faster than you can say fagola.
*Fuck!*
Taylor Mead (1924) is a writer and performer who starred as Tarzan in Andy Warhol's Tarzan, and in Ron Rice's beat classic The Flower Thief. Mead lives in New York City, and continues to perform and read poetry regularly at The Bowery Poetry Club.
Taylor Mead, Song to Jake Gyllenhall
Gays who want Jake's body should learn how to spell his name first! lol
Ryan is filming a movie. So the kids are with Reese. He brought them to her, hung out for a week then spent a week with Abbie and getting ready to shoot and now he's shooting. He had them for all of June and most of July so it makes sense that they would spend August with Reese especially since he's working.
That is the same body guard who Reese has used for years. You can go all the way back to Rome '06 or Soho '07 and see him pictures.
Reese needs a bodyguard while filming?!
That should be the same BG in Rome 07, Soho '08 and the MVA tour in March, saw him in DC pics too.
I'm surprised that Ryan is filming so soon, acording to IMDB the script was just finished in June.
Body guard? IMO he's a PR person or an agent rep. They guard their 10% better than a pitbull.
LOL
Ryan is filming a movie.
So is Reese. Reese planned August as Reeke "family" reeking month, that's the reason she has kids with her.
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal chose not to walk the line Friday night after having sushi at Morimoto on Chestnut Street.
They left out a back door and hailed a cab to take them a block to their SUV's parking space, reports photog HughE Dillon, who saw her as the cab zipped past the restaurant.
Thursday night, the couple did the steak scene at Butcher & Singer at 15th and Walnut Streets.
Philly Insider
Jake must know that pics of him with his beard make him look like a pathetic neutered little-boy housewife.
No one misses Reeke pictures, not even babblers. And you don't need pictures to promote Philly restaurants ;)
That is the second time they ran away from that lone Philly pap, LOL!!
Almost 3 years of "dating" and now they want privacy. LOL!
The chin shouldn't drink so much.
Maybe with only 1 pap in town Reese figures she can get drunk as a skunk and not get caught!
With the latest "Reese has another black eye" stories circulating, Reese drunk a couple weeks ago, Jake rushing her out restaurant doors and not wanting their pics taken, it sounds like he's really bossy and domineering and beating her up. Not that I think he is, LOL but put those things together in a sleazy tabloid story and it won't look good for Jake. LOL
Maybe Jake is the one that is always drunk, it would explain him running from the pap, LOL!! Jake looks drunk in most of the pics latesly, even the running pics and the Elton john pics. Drunk and retarded.
Reese is on set working sans hangover,looking sober, Jake on the other hand has noting to do than follow her around and drink, LOL!!
Reese has full make up on the set.
10:06 AM
Lucky for Reeke, these days tabloids would write about Reeke only if PR pay them.
You could be right, 10:09. Jake sitting around all day waiting for his beard, what's a gay unemployed actor to do? My guess is one of the things Bored Jake does is go online and check his fan sites and see what they're saying about him. With the Jake Fan dead zones, a miserable life of Reeke, his lost movie star charisma, Ted C on his case, 4 flops and still not fooling anybody, its no wonder why he would drink.
Plus I have to put up with "I don't shower every day" Reese. That would drive you to drink, too!
Reese sure does look like a bitch. I do think she is getting laid but it ain't by Jake. That nanny is hot and so is Rudd.
Where is Jake I dont see him in any of those photos? The nanny is very hot and looks straight. Bet reese is getting a piece of that. She is not getting any from her so called boyfriend.
^^^ Jake wasn't there.
To the poster who keeps going on about Reese's kids, and men like MJ and RM and kids, you do realize don't you that you have also made any argument for Baby tile? If you're stuck alone at home in the closet, what better time to have kids?
I do not think Jake spends that much time with the beard and kids, nor do I think they are his only friends and support, just the only ones he can be seen with in public.
We DO see Jake and his friends and family from time to time. Jake never needed the beard to keep him company, but she obviously does.
Who's "MJ and RM" ?? (LOL)
Michael Jackson, Ricky Martin
Michael Jackson and Ricky Martin, from post at 3:43 p.m. yesterday.
We DO see Jake and his friends and family from time to time. Jake never needed the beard to keep him company, but she obviously does need an escort.
Hey isn't the guy next to Reese in the new pics the same one thats next to Jake at the Elton concert pic on IHJ?! Body guard my ass, more like cruise bearding director on the Gay Ship Suckmycock.
(to Reese's "bodyguard")
Keep your hands off Jake!
"Michael Jackson and Ricky Martin, from post at 3:43 p.m. yesterday.
August 15, 2009 10:54 AM"
Oh yeah how could I forget 1 post a whole page away and almost 24 hours ago.
(thanks for the info btw.) But to whoever wrote 10:44, you should spell out the names the first time because yesterday afternoon was a while ago and you're gonna get asked anyway!
I was stuck alone at home in the closet
It's the next best thing to "I spent 22 hours in labor with you!" when the kid grows up and Jake has to put a guilt trip on him.
Hey isn't the guy next to Reese in the new pics the same one thats next to Jake at the Elton concert pic on IHJ?!
Reeking is highly professional PR business.
That BG was hired by CAA, you can seehim in pics on IHJ from Rome, Italy France and DC. He is in Philly for filming there and the concert because they had the kids in such a large crowd, standard safety issues.
I've seen that BG with other CAA Clients
Every day I had to walk 20 miles alone in a closet thru the snow wearing only cardboard on my feet
LMAO
Dear Ted:
In the middle of this Twilight mania, how does Toothy Tile cope with being dumped and replaced by a hotter man like Rob? Does he just deal with it with more photo ops with the beard to stay relevant?
—Linda
Dear Prince Tile:
Oh, I'm sure Toothy has a secret copy of Twilight stashed in his pad. And that's to gawk at R.Pattz, not K.Stew.
Dear Ted:
You never see photos of Jamie Foxx with a date, and now he has a "secret" child. You said Toothy Tile had a baby no one knew about. Could T.T. be J.F.?
—Strayerch
Dear Connecting the Dots:
Fab sleuthing hon, but wrong dude. Think hotter.
Dear Ted:
When I saw the headline in your latest Bitch-Back! I got so excited! When did Jake G. start to suck? I thought finally we get some real answers! Such a tease, Ted.
—Curiousgman
Dear Double Entendre:
What exactly are you getting at?
AV
Dear Ted:
When I saw the headline in your latest Bitch-Back! I got so excited! When did Jake G. start to suck? I thought finally we get some real answers! Such a tease, Ted.
—Curiousgman
Dear Double Entendre:
What exactly are you getting at?
Dear Prince Tile:
Oh, I'm sure Toothy has a secret copy of Twilight stashed in his pad. And that's to gawk at R.Pattz, not K.Stew.
:)
Dear Prince Tile
Dear Double Entendre
:))
*breaks open a new gin bottle*
hic!
Heyth Reefe lesh gos to a eurly slunch hokay I sneed a drinkypoo
Yakey yeahth lesh maka toash to Sted Cashablanky "Too Toothy and hish Shpeard!"
Ewwwww... LOL
One Naked-Googling Blind Vice
Handsome enough, Fruzzy Tuna-Stench has never really had much of a problem with the ladies—that's because they usually don't tip each other off! Take a recent conquest of Fruzzy's, a babe who was so delighted to have found herself in Mr. Tuna-Stench's Hollywood Hills home, she wanted to squeal! Oh, my! And they'd only been dating for a bit, she thought, and he's already taken her into his private and storied man-quarters, such an achievement!
So there they are, the gorgeous brown-locked luscious one and her very, very famous bed partner, writhing away on the famous actor's oversize mattress. Tops off? Check. Jewelry off? Check. Then off fly the undies, too, so hot!
And there before our lucky gal lies the utterly nude, quasi-sculpted bod of Mr. Fruzzy...
Whose endowment our darling sex-horned babe cannot wait to devour and jump on—and dine away she does, impressive, horny girl! Only problem is…Mr. Fruzzy's private parts aren't exactly responding in kind. Something's wrong. Our sexed-out source wonders, Is it me? As she's a knockout above all knockouts, highly unlikely.
Disappointed with the fun foreplay stuff, Fruzzy's bed partner decides to just jump ahead to the main course, and go ahead and let daddy have his entrée right away, maybe he's just not a nooky appetizer kinda guy? Just strictly a meat and potatoes dude maybe? So they assume the position. And, well, nothin's happenin' in that department, either.
Alas, Fruzzy just can't get it up, and the amorous evening of promising love bites is a bust. Utterly depressed, our disappointed babe watches as Fruzzy, still naked, gets up and walk into his den, where he stays for some time. So she decides to follow him, wondering what's up.
And guess who's sitting at a computer Googling himself without a stitch on? Best part of all? Finally something had arisen—and it wasn't just the poor girl's irritation.
And It Ain't: Bradley Cooper, Stephen Moyer, John Mayer
AT
And guess who's sitting at a computer Googling himself without a stitch on? Best part of all? Finally something had arisen—and it wasn't just the poor girl's irritation.
Fruzzy Tuna-Stench was VERY pleased with Google search results, lol!
Re the offer of the beard position to more than one woman, that story came out on ent lawyers website. I've no patience to find it, but thats where it first came up.
Thanks :)
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Allegedly fired for being "too gay," former Miami news anchor Charles Perez talks to Advocate.com about his termination, his gay boss, and Anderson Cooper.
Q: Do you think your viewers really care about you being gay, about your private life in general?
A: About 99% of the viewers don’t, at least in terms of phone calls and e-mails I’ve received and the people who come up to me on the street. I was in an elevator the other day and some old Latino guy came up to me -- could barely speak English and was glad I could respond to him in Spanish; he was probably about 70 years old -- he said, “We support you!” But I don’t think this is about the viewer. This is about advertising dollars and this is about the tendency in America to homogenize the product so that it is the least objectionable product they can put out there. That’s why they don’t care if they have gay reporters or gay producers, but if you’re the main anchor of the station, just as if you’re the main person on a talk show, they’re selling the advertising dollars on your face, and I don’t know if something happened there or not, but something smelled. As a reporter I’ve learned that when something smells, it means that something is rotten. I don’t know if an advertiser called and said, “You know what, guys, I’ve got a $10 million advertising budget, but I don’t like that you’ve got that homo sitting on the desk.”
Q: Your former boss, news director Bill Pohovey, is gay. Do you think the homophobia you’re alleging comes from him or is he just a conduit?
A: I think he’s a company man. I think if you had to label Bill a gay man or a company man, you would pick company man. I also talked to my agent about it. My agent said to me, “You know, Charles, you got to remember, there were Jews in the 1930s who sold out other Jews so they would stay good with the guys in power.” Never changes. It’s sad, but it’s true.
And here’s another point on that note. Bill is somebody who, with respect to his privacy, he’s pretty known in this community as being the gay person who’s never been out. So I completely suspect that the company said to him, “We better put you out there to neutralize this.” I do not, for anything, think that Bill would be the guy who says, “Well, let me put out a statement as a gay man.” I mean, most people who know him fell over when they read that.
Advocate
Q: Let’s go back to the point you made about hosts or anchors working under intense scrutiny. Anderson Cooper, who has faced plenty of rumors over his sexual orientation, operates in a world like this.
A: I’ve spoken with Anderson but have never met him. Anderson was on Oprah; he did an hour with his mom. It was great. He talked about his childhood. He talked about his brother’s suicide. He talked about wanting to be a journalist and going to Africa in his 20s with his own camera. And I applaud him for that. There are a lot of kids who come from privilege who would have never done that. I applaud him as a newsman.
But I thought something very interesting. I thought, If you had a straight newsman with that profile of that same age, who is reasonably handsome, who is unmarried, would Oprah not have even asked the question if he was seeing somebody? And I can only imagine that it was negotiated ahead of time, or it was understood between them. And that’s the difference. It’s a subtlety that really needs to end. It’s great that Anderson is on the air and he is as successful as he is. But there is a difference now between gay men and gay women. It’s twofold. Gay women have had the benefit of giants like Ellen and Rosie. They may not have been in news, but they have certainly blazed the trail. In the television industry, it is still acceptable to have gay men in a stereotype that straight men feel comfortable with, whether it is Steven Cojocaru or Jack on Will & Grace. But the Will of Will & Grace still makes them uncomfortable. And that is partly our fault. I’m not kidding here. I’m not a perfect gay man. There were times when I could have been more out than I was, where I could have done more, but that doesn’t mean that I shouldn’t now.
Q: I don't know if you've seen the film Outrage! -- of which Florida governor Charlie Crist was a major subject. The focus of the film was closeted politicians who push antigay legislation.
A: I haven’t, but I have put my arms around Charlie Crist.
Q: I’m not saying Charlie Crist is gay, but it certainly has been rumored. How do closeted public officials and celebrities contribute to the fear of being "too gay" at work?
A: It kind of gets to something that I wrote in The Daily Beast piece. At the end of the day, people are faced with choices, and you know, you choose your career, or you choose your soul. And I don’t know that he’s gay either, but if he is, I think he chose his career over his soul. When you’re laying there on your deathbed, what makes your having been here mean anything? Do you know David Mixner?
Q: I do.
A: David is so strong about this. [He says] we have to be our own parents, and children, and our own keepers. And I guess I’m learning how to do that, how to be part of that. Back in the days when I did a talk show in the early '90s -- first of all, to this day, I don’t know why it was canceled, because we had good ratings. The reason is, and I don’t think my homosexuality had anything to do with it, but the executive who was in charge of the show walked into my dressing room and she closed the door and she held up the Globe, which had done a one-page thing on a talk show host who’s gay, and she said, "Is this true?" and I said "Yes," and she said, "Charles, why didn’t you tell me?" and I said, "Because I couldn’t take the chance that you wouldn’t let me have my dream." And she looked at me and she put it down and said, "OK, I understand." And the way she said it, I just knew that I never would’ve gotten on the air. And it wasn’t because she personally was homophobic, but because why would they make the choice of someone who was a little harder to sell than somebody else? It’s that simple. And that’s why we have to neutralize it.
At the end of the day, people are faced with choices, and you know, you choose your career, or you choose your soul.
I choose to have another drink!
Jiminy Glick in Lalawood (2004)
A bit of Jake @ 0:42
Jiminy Glick in Lalawood - The Walkway part 2
^^^ Awww, he was so cute :)
Posted on OMG by Special K
15 August 2009
Austin Nichols on the set of OTH - yesterday
Austin looking hot on set - Austin Nichols Journal
Austin is looking good, I wonder if he and Jake had a chance to spend some time together and "catch up".
^^Austin is cute. Cuter than Jake, I must say.
Philly should put Michael Vick and Reese in a dogfight. See who wins.
Fruzzy's bed partner decides to just jump ahead to the main course, and go ahead and let daddy have his entrée right away
When I skimmed over the comments and saw this I thot Ted was talking about a dog LOL
Ted has his way with words and loves dogs :)
Speaking of dogs: You Gonna Eat That (NSFW)
^^^ Animal porn! LOL
What poor Atticus must go thru. Sausages galore at his house and none for him to eat. LOL!
Atticus is very curious too!
*guards his sausage*
Get Laid Professionally
LOL!
Aug 11, 2009
Last we heard, Bradley Cooper was "hooking up" with Jen Aniston, but the Hangover hottie has apparently now moved onto another A-list babe, Renée Zellweger. The Case 39 costars were seen catching a flight together for Spain, following a few dinner dates where sources say they made googly eyes at one another.
Doing some intercontinental promotion for their shared upcoming flick? Yeah, right.
We're still sorta sorry Jen and Brad 2.0 didn't work out, but we knew it wouldn't. As you can see, Cooper has no prob bouncing from one sought-after female to the next, which sounds a whole lot like the original Brad.
Is he just really lucky to land some big named ladies? Or...
Is he deviously crafty?
We seriously think his publicist has more to do with these A-list couplings than his heart. He knows he's unavailable—in more ways than one, trust—but he's trying to convince these women otherwise.
B.C.'s right on the cusp of being the next big, huge thing, on a roll after winning over male audiences with The Hangover and after nabbing all the girls' attention with the upcoming romantic comedies he has lined up. (Matthew McConaughey's too busy on daddy duty; all his rom-com roles are heading straight to his look-alike Brad.)
Being spotted with a superfamous, A-list gal is the best thing B.C. can do to get publicity at this pivotal time, and allegedly dating one (even if he really isn't) is only gonna help. So who's gonna be the next buzzworthy broad scratched into B.C.'s bedpost once he's through with Renée—Kristen Stewart? Megan Fox? Any single supermodels still left out there?
We just don't know why girls like Jen or Renée fall for it. Is it the same reason Reese did? Their mutual track record with men is awful enough; you'd think they would have learned how to spot a noncommittal dude from a mile away. Are the pickings that slim in H'wood that any pretty face will do, even if it's there for ulterior motives?
Or better yet, are the chicks doing the real using here?
ONTD comments
I was cleaning out a shitload of Jake pics today on my computer (why the hell did I download them to begin with?!) and I noticed some things and want to share my thoughts on them.
1. Rendition Rome red carpet, press conference and photocall pics: Never before have I seen Jake at a movie event of his look so bad and sad. Remember, these things took place 1 or 2 days AFTER the Reeke Rome photo op was done. I wonder if he was having regrets about the bearding pics by the time the Rendition events were done, because something in his eyes say something's not right.
He also doesn't look good. He has dandruff all over his suit jacket and he's scruffy beyond HW chic-scruffy. His eyes look absolutely dead. The pic where the director is shaking his hand and hugging him and Jake is avoiding eye contact, to me Jake looks ashamed.
Some (babblers) will say Jake just looks tired from all the sex (LOL) with Reese in those pics but even if I believed Jake was straight and dating Reese I would disagree. Something was terribly wrong.
2. The ass poke vid. Remember the first pics of Caochella of Reeke in a parking lot with PR lady and Jake and Reese facing each other and Jake had his zipper down? And Reese's back was to the camera? Well if you look close at Reese's butt (I know I know...have a shot of whiskey first LOL) you can see from the bump and outline she's wearing her bathing suit bottom under her shift dress. IMO the ass poke came about when Jake learned from Reese that she was wearing her bathing suit already under her dress and that she was going to wear it like that all day. He was probably incredulous and asking her the same questions my gay friend asked me when I did the same thing a while back when we went to a baseball game in 100 degree heat and planned on hitting the pool at a friend's house later, because guys wouldn't wear swim trunks under their shorts/pants: "Isn't it uncomfortable wearing that tight confining elastic all day? Aren't those bikini bottoms thick polyester knit material and kind of hot? How can you sit in that all day? Why didn't you just carry it in your purse and change when we go to the pool?" Etc etc. My friend while asking all his questions was feeling up my bikini bottomed ass too trying to understand why anyone would want to wear an uncomfortable (in his male opinion) bathing suit under regular clothes. I do it because it's efficient and saves time from having to change completely and if I get too hot at the event I can undo the top of my dress buttons and so what if my bikini shows and it's better than having a bra hanging out!
So after seeing the bathing suit outline under Reese's dress in the pics IMO the Reeke ass poke was the same thing: Jake (or any gay/bi/straight male for that matter) had a hard time understanding the concept, and being comfortable with a woman's body in a nonsexual way, because he's gay, he was okay with touching the bikini bottom while he was asking all the questions about why it wouldn't be uncomfortable.
Sorry so longwinded! I hope I made myself clear on these. I understand the ass poke vid now. The sad Jake Rendition Rome pics I will probably never understand. He looked so alone and dead-like.
". The sad Jake Rendition Rome pics I will probably never understand. He looked so alone and dead-like."
Maybe he was sad because he loves Reese and couldn't show or tell anyone just yet until the divorce was final.
"The ass poke vid. Remember the first pics of Caochella of Reeke in a parking lot with PR lady and Jake and Reese facing each other and Jake had his zipper down? "
Maybe he was making sure that butt plug was where he put it.
I think Reese thinks they are a couple and Jake is a total bastard who will use anyone to get what he wants and what he wants is to be the big office hit.
And I can't stand Reese and I think her due punishment is Jake.
I meant,
"big box office hit".
So it looks like Jake not comming out. So what's you all backup plan. Hollywood is full of closeted actors, i.e. Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Will Smith. What makes Jake so special? He's just playing the hollywood game. Remember he grew up in lala land.
"Maybe he was sad because he loves Reese and couldn't show or tell anyone just yet until the divorce was final."
Huh? The Reeke Rome "We are a couple" sightseeing pics were done the day before the Rendition photocall and press pics. Besides being GAY (LOL), why would Jake (if he was straight and in love with Reese) be sad at the Rendition promo knowing 1) He already flaunted his love for Reese on the streets of Rome and 2) the official couple pics would be released the next day? Final divorce or not?!
Is Babbledom that boring that you have to come over here, 10:27?!
"I think Reese thinks they are a couple"
LOL!
"Is Babbledom that boring that you have to come over here, 10:27?!"
Yes.
If you re read my comments, I totally contradict myself on purpose. I perosnally do not believe anyone in Hollywood are real couples if both are famous. How can you be a real couple if acting is your career choice?
Babblers are so stupid they don't even know which Jake site to post on.
MV glitterati: rumble ... Well, it's the worst kept secret in Hollywood... whisper.... grumble.... Of course Maggie and Peter aren't here; they're still pissed about the wedding stunts .....rumble.... remember when he used to get great movies? How the mighty have fallen...... ridicule.... whisper.... why doesn't Naomi play with her own grandchild?.... grumble....how pathetic....no, I heard that they are still fighting over money.... rumble... yes, I heard about the backlash..... grumble..... Well, you can't fool everybody..... whisper .... rumble
The sexual chemistry I see between Jake and Reese is amazing. I have NEVER seen such a sexy hot couple.
They are hotter than Brady and Gisselle. These two will have a sculptur in the Louve as a tribute to their physical love. Romeo and Juliet. Anthony and Cleopatra. Brad and Angelina. None I say none compare.
I think Jake was disappointed Rendition flopped so bad, that's why he didn't look too happy at the premiere.
Anne Hathaway on the set of her new movie
Hot!
(((Anne)))
^^I have the impression Anne enjoyes her success. She seems very self-confident. Cool. :)
I think Jake was disappointed Rendition flopped so bad, that's why he didn't look too happy at the premiere.
1. Rendition was a flop and critics didn't like the movie
2. pre-Rendition "are they a couple?" reeking PR didn't help the box office
3. after Rome reeking will be full time business
No wonder Jake was depressed, who wouldn't be?
At Rome Rendition premiere, the Rome Reeke pics were already done and in the can. Jake knew his life was over.
So it looks like Jake not comming out. So what's you all backup plan.
JAKE G IS GAY AND BEARDING plane banner!
*revs engine*
*saves money for the banner*
*wonders if PayPal would do an anon money transfer to OMG/WFT*
Jake, don't even think about it!
Shit!
Page Six
TINA WANTS A 'SOFTER' FRANK
THE Sinatra clan is none too pleased with the dark direction Martin Scorsese is taking with his biopic of Frank Sinatra.
Back in May, it was announced that the Academy Award-winning director had signed on to direct the life story of Ol' Blue Eyes, with Universal and Mandalay set to produce. Phil Alden Robinson, who wrote "Field of Dreams," was brought in as a screenwriter. But according to a source close to the Sinatra family, Frank's daughter and the film's executive producer, Tina Sinatra, is worried that Scorsese's vision might ultimately taint her father's legacy.
"Marty wants it to be hard-hitting and showcase the violent, sexually charged, hard-drinking Frank, but Tina wants to show the softer side of her dad and let the focus be on the music," says our source. "The '60s were a very swinging time for Frank -- he was having sex with a garden variety of bimbos and cementing his Rat Pack status. It's a really key time to his mythology. And Tina really wants to make sure that a sanitized Frank comes through, and that it's not overly negative."
Among those whose names have been thrown into the ring to play the Chairman of the Board are Scorsese's favorite, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tina Sinatra's choice, George Clooney, and the studio's preference, Johnny Depp. Whichever star lands the role doesn't need to worry about singing, as Universal acquired the rights to Sinatra's catalog for the picture, and the actor will be lip-synching.
Tina Sinatra did not return our calls for comment. Scorsese's rep, Leslee Dart, tells Page Six, "Marty has been swamped working on 'Shutter Island' and his HBO project, 'Boardwalk Empire,' and he hasn't even begun to turn his attention to this. He and Tina are looking forward to working together in the future."
Has Tom and OMG/WTF2 collected enough $$$ for the banner yet? Did they figure out how to do it w/o tracing it, LOL!!!
Among those whose names have been thrown into the ring to play the Chairman of the Board are Scorsese's favorite, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tina Sinatra's choice, George Clooney, and the studio's preference, Johnny Depp.
Hey, what about me?
Did they figure out how to do it w/o tracing it, LOL!!!
If we go with JAKE GYLLENHAAL IS GAY then we don't have to worry about legal aspects - calling someone gay isn't defamatory.
Thanks for the confirmation, even though we were already tipped-off!!
Princess Tommy aka Jersey Tom is dumer than a box of rocks!!!!
Reject/turn down, LOL!!!
calling someone gay isn't defamatory
It's a compliment!
If we go with JAKE GYLLENHAAL IS GAY then we don't have to worry about legal aspects
Just to be sure why don't you spell my name wrong, i.e. JAKE GYLLENHALL IS GAY so if worse comes to worse I won't have to go to court and testify/lie/commit perjury about never having done any gay sexual acts, okay?
OTOH if I commit perjury I might have to spend 6 months in jail with a bunch of men. That might be fun!
10:30 AM
Why wouldn't we post about our intentions on an open blog? We have nothing to hide!
We plan to alert the media about it, what's the point of the plane banner in no one reports about it?
Just to be sure why don't you spell my name wrong, i.e. JAKE GYLLENHALL IS GAY
Good thinking, Jake!
CAA was already alerted about your intentions the first time Princess tommy mentioned it on OMG, LOL!!!
How's the collection going?? Hee.
Money won't be a problem, need to decide on date.
Just to be sure why don't you spell my name wrong, i.e. JAKE GYLLENHALL IS GAY
Perfect idea because we rather Mr. Gyllenhaal not be called to testify in court regarding his sexual history of homosexual acts. Our evidentiary storage database memory can only handle so much.
SSS shouldn't e a problem, it looks pretty cheap. Only one SS check should do it:
http://air-banners.com/?gclid=COb_15i5qJwCFeFM5QodOgOPjg
Date: engagement announcment?? Premiere of Pop??? LOL!!!
Premiere of Pop
Shit!
Hollywood actors testifying about their gay sex history = job security!
Our evidentiary storage database memory can only handle so much.
LOL!
SSS shouldn't e a problem, it looks pretty cheap.
•Price Ranges: from $300 to $1200 per hour
•Discounts apply for multiple hours!
$300 per hour: 2009 Boeing 757 @800 mph
$1200 per hour: 1975 Cessna @75 mph
OK, how about something in the middle, $700 per hour x 3 hours = $2.100
Do we have to add a tip?
Please think of the State Budget!
Jake, STFU. No more "I left my wallet at home so can I blow you" tipping crap.
LMAO!
*happy waiters*
Dinner and dessert every nite!
Fuck!
Anonymous said...
SSS shouldn't e a problem, it looks pretty cheap. Only one SS check should do it:
http://air-banners.com/?gclid=COb_15i5qJwCFeFM5QodOgOPjg
Date: engagement announcment?? Premiere of Pop??? LOL!!!
I sware I am in lets do it.
Anonymous said...
CAA was already alerted about your intentions the first time Princess tommy mentioned it on OMG, LOL!!!
How's the collection going?? Hee.
You can tell them Princess Tommy is serious. 1200.00 Dirt cheap.
*poor but happy waiters*
*poor but happy chefs*
*poor but happy maitre d's*
*poor but happy sommeliers*
*poor but happy bartenders*
*poor but happy coatcheck attendants*
*poor but happy busboys*
*poor but happy valets*
never post your intentions on an open blog!! said...
Has Tom and OMG/WTF2 collected enough $$$ for the banner yet? Did they figure out how to do it w/o tracing it, LOL!!!
All you have to do is put Jakey G. It could be any Jakey G. I have already spoken to a lawyer. They cant touch you.
Climb off it princess tommy, it was your idea, LOL!!!Real cheap too, better than the Toothy tile t-shirts, LOL!!
!!!Badgering!!!Exclamation!!!Point!!!Overkill!!! troll is in the building.
*yawn* Babbler trolls can't stay away. LOL
Yeah Princess Tommy and the girls are very very dangerous people. Please alert CAA.
New stills from Scorcese's Shutter Island and EW article scan
Garner turns to Witherspoon for advice:
JJ
^^^ LOL, what a PR joke!
Aug. 14, 2009
Jennifer Garner spilled that Reese was the first person she turns to for advice on how to tame the beasts of work, fame and motherhood. Holy frenemy pairing. There could not be a better match in this town. Jen and Reese are two of the most manipulative be-yotches around. They know how to spin the press and get out this wholesome good girl image, when in reality you all have no idea the nasty dirt that is going on behind the scenes with these two.
Only difference is Reese does it a helluva lot better. She's even tricked us into having a soft spot for the babe. Can't help it! So maybe Garner needs to get a tad more advice from Reese on how to be likeable.
BFF Alert! Jen Garner and Reese Witherspoon
New stills from Scorcese's Shutter Island and EW article scan
I hope it'll be an entertaining movie. Leo, Mark Ruffalo, Michelle, Ben Kingsley...
It's funny Michelle and Ben Kingsley worked together in Species. And she is friends with Mark Ruffalo. She, Matilda, Mark and his family spent their spare time together in Boston when they had time off during SI shoot. :)
Jeeze. Mark's brother and Heath. If they are good friends I'm happy Michelle and Mark have each other to lean on.
Mark's brother and Heath.
I forgot about Mark's brother. :(
Heath and Mark were friends and Michelle became friends with him through Heath.
It's funny Michelle and Ben Kingsley worked together in Species.
I forgot about that. I like Species, I like that kind of movies :)
"Jen Garner and Reese Witherspoon"
AKA Sen. Garner and Gen. Witherspoon.
Michelle, Heath and Mark at the premiere of Awake and sing. Mark's play.
picture
I like Species, I like that kind of movies :)
Yeah, it was an entertaining pop corn flick. I thought Michelle was really good in it and Natasha Henstridge is gorgeous.
Yes, Natasha Henstridge is gorgeous and I love Marg Helgenberger and Forest Whitaker.
I remember pictures of Mark Ruffalo and Jake going to dinner, can't remember if that was before, during or after Zodiac filming.
Forest Whitaker.
He's great.
I remember pictures of Mark Ruffalo and Jake going to dinner, can't remember if that was before, during or after Zodiac filming.
As far as I know, Jake and Mark are (were?) friends too.
Didn't Mark diss Jake because he complained about Fincher and Mark was like Jake exaggerated?
before, during or after Zodiac filming.
Well it was one of those! LOL!
Didn't Mark diss Jake because he complained about Fincher and Mark was like Jake exaggerated?
Yes, he didn't mention Jake, but he did mention overpaid actors who shouldn't complain.
Yes, he didn't mention Jake, but he did mention overpaid actors who shouldn't complain.
LOL.
Then: Overpaid
Now: Underworked
^^Life is full of ups and downs...
2009-08-16
heathyluv wrote in brokebackslash:
I went to a country festival last night - Kenny Chesney - was incredible anyway.....so many good lookin cowboys! My girlfriend and I were lucky enough to obtain tickets on this Corona party bus and one of the cowboys on our bus - swear on my life looked just like Jake Gyllenhaal - piercing blue eyes, dark hair etc. Anyway, I HAD to introduce myself to him and his name was...Jack!! I laughed out loud! Me - having had a few drinks in me said "You gotta Ennis to go along with you Jack?" He just laughed and said "If I had a friend that looked like Ennis - I would definitely be down for some Brokeback action! "Yeah, it was a great day!! I just thought I would share that with you all!!!
http://community.livejournal.com/brokebackslash/2823225.html
LOL!
heathyluv comment:
He was such a SWEETHEART!! God and he had a southern accent....ahhhh so sexy! AND TOTALLY a BBM fan! So cute!!!
My kind of modern cowboy!
Dear Ted:
I believe your friend Nevis Divine has to be Keanu Reeves. And Toothy Tile is Jamie Foxx.
—Pearl Mae
Dear Duuuuude:
Close, but no B.V. cigar, dollface. Nevis has a wee bit more personality than Keanu (or at least post-Bill & Ted Keanu). And Toothy is not the Foxx, although Jamie has been a B.V. of his very own of just-as-delicious variety
Dear Ted:
Toothy Tile is Peter Facinelli, right?
—Katespencer
Dear Carlisle's Lying:
No. And go apologize to Jennie Garth for that one, please!
AT
We got a tip that the people behind Real Housewives of Atlanta, are casting a gay version of the franchise—in New York!. And watch your back, Housewives, the straight boys are coming for you too.
Leave it to the gays to take a tired concept, put a belt on it, give it a new pair of shoes, and call it fiiiiiiierce. If this is for Bravo one wonders why Andy Cohen can't just stock it with his high-powered Gay-list frenemies, but Alex Geana got ahold of an email sent out by Beth Bigler from True Entertainment (the production company that found NeNe and her gang of fools):
"I'm looking for the hottest young, fabulous gay men NYC has to offer for an upcoming docu-series. These boys need to be living the good life, keeping up with all the hottest shopping, restaurants, and clubs, and preferably have lots of drama keeping them busy at all hours of the day…and night. I'd love for them to be in a relationship, and we're looking for diversity in those relationships – especially younger/older dynamics.
Do any of your friends fit this bill? We all know SOMEONE who needs to have their own TV show, right?"
...
Gawker
Hey Jake you listed your address on the MV Race entry as NY, right?
Reese Witherspoon once said, "If the parents are not yelling at their kids, it means they are not spending enough time w/ them."
These boys need to be living the good life, keeping up with all the hottest shopping, restaurants, and clubs, and preferably have lots of drama keeping them busy at all hours of the day… and night.
First reality show I would love to watch!
Yeah, NY! Reese and her kids and Mommy listed NY as wel? I didn't know I lived in NY.
Atticus's Get Rich and Live Free Plan
1. Take human language class
2. Get opposing thumbs (surgery?)
3. Write autobiography.
Yeah, NY!
Good, cos I'm signing us up for this couple's thing. You'll have to wait to see what it is because I want it to be a surprise.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Jakey I don't care how much you try to bribe me, I'm NOT telling you what the surprise is.
Great! With friends like my boyfriend and Atticus who needs enemies?!
Atticus's Get Rich and Live Free Plan
Bad dog! :)
Eighties pin-up Samantha Fox has revealed her plans to have a civil partnership with girlfriend Myra Stratton.
The former Page 3 girl told OK! magazine that they planned to have a ceremony in England. Fox said: "We might get married here and have the do [party] in Siberia. We might get Liz Mitchell of BoneyM to do the ceremony - she’s a pastor now.” She added that Lemmy from Motorhead was "definitely coming" and would possibly give her away.
Rumours about Fox's sexuality first emerged in 1999, when she judged a lesbian beauty pageant. In 2003, she announced that she was in love with Stratton, who was her manager at the time.
"But I can't keep saying, 'Maybe,' or denying it. It is time to let people know where my heart is. People keep trying to say I'm a lesbian. I don't know what I am. All I know is that I'm in love with Myra. I love her completely and want to spend the rest of my life with her."
Pink News
October 27, 2005 in Hollywood
Interview with Jake Gyllenhaal at the World Premiere of "Jarhead"
* Jake Gyllenhaal on the Physical Aspects of Starring in “Jarhead:”
“I trained first before we started shooting. I did a lot of physical training. I was swimming and biking and running and lifting weights, stuff like that. And then we went to boot camp and we went through a rudimentary, I guess, boot camp. The process of it was about a week. They did the necessary beating up and then the rest of the movie was that, too. I mean, the first day was me getting my head slapped 100,000 times and getting it slammed into a chalkboard. That kind of gives you an idea.”
“Jarhead” co-star Peter Sarsgaard claimed they had to go on a 50 mile hike, to which Gyllenhaal responded, “50 mile hike? Is that what Peter said? The smoker… We did go on a long hump at the very end of our week of boot camp. We basically went through what they go through in six weeks but in a week - very, very quickly and just getting a taste of it. And at the end, we were running drills. We were in teams and we were taking hills and things like that. And we were sleeping out in the field but had to hump out to the field. So we got all of our gear together and went for a pretty long hike. I don’t know about 50 miles, but I’ll go with 50. I’ll go with that. That sounds intense."
* Jake Gyllenhaal on the Experience of Shaving His Head for “Jarhead:”
“I was at first, I think, I was a little terrified of myself without hair. And then I just felt bad ass. It just really empowers you. It was the beginning of a real sense of empowerment that Sam [Mendes] just fed and let grow, you know? He really gave us room and gave us all confidence in ourselves. That shaving of our hair was, in a way, a kind of similar process or parallel process to boot camp or the process of becoming a Marine.”
* Jake Gyllenhaal Explains His Decision Not to Meet with the Real Tony Swofford Before Shooting “Jarhead:”
“I think I felt like…Sam said to me two weeks into rehearsal, he said, ‘Now it’s time to put down your books and now it’s going to become your own experience. I don’t want you coming up and referencing, you know, the book and what happened here and there. It’s going to be our own process and our own experience.’
I think Bill Broyles wrote the script, and also Tony who wrote [the book], recognizes a sort of artifice in the character. Recognizes that I had to also personally say, ‘This is going to be half me and half him. I’m going to go through his experiences and see how I respond and try and be as honest and as present as I can.’ …If I kept asking Tony, if I called Tony up in the middle of the night and said, ‘How did you feel here? What happened here and what was really going on?,’ I think that one) it would have taken the helm away from Sam as a director. And I think for me it would have taken my personal response of the experience away.”
* Jake Gyllenhaal on Working with Director Sam Mendes:
“This movie in particular was all about us experiencing things realistically. Really feeling them and really experiencing them. He just encouraged us to come in everyday and have new ideas and give him new ideas. To me, I think that’s like ultimately the only thing a director can ask of an actor. Forcing them to go one place or another is not ideal. It’s saying, ‘Here’s a space, feel free within it. Do whatever you want.’”
* Jake Gyllenhaal on What He Brought to the Character That Wasn’t Necessarily in the Script:
“I don’t know if I can explain that really, you know? I just said to myself everyday, ‘I’m going to show up no matter how I’m feeling and I’m going to feel however it feels to be wherever I am and really try and be honest to that. I’m not going to try and follow a structure.’ And I don’t think this movie follows a structure and I think that mindset is very much the mindset of the movie.
I don’t think a Marine knows everyday what they’re going to encounter, just like a human being doesn’t know everyday what they’re going to encounter. And I didn’t while we were shooting the movie. It’s a small thing in comparison to what a real Marine goes through, but I was just trying to respond as truthfully and honestly and hope that the main ideas and the ideas of a Marine would all follow suit with that.”
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Is there a reason this old interview with JG is being posted?
Why should this old interview be any different then all the other old interviews, pics and videos of Jake that are posted here?
Jake said that Sworfford character he played in Jahead was the character that he identified with and was similar to him than any other role he played.
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