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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 1709 Newer› Newest»Michelle did an amazing job in BBM, i think her performance was as good as Heath's.
But then she did Incendiary and I saw Alma with a british accent.
And then it was Wendy & Lucy, and she was Alma with dark short hair and a dog.
She is very limited but so is Harrison Ford, and i adore that man! ;)
MW may not be the most spectacular actress of the world, but i think public can tell how she really puts all her heart on her characters.
Sometimes the connection actors make with the audience is more important than acting skills,IMO
Sometimes the connection actors make with the audience is more important than acting skills, IMO
I agree and I too love Harrison Ford :)
(I think I have a thing for Jew boys)
Help! I clicked on the "Jake" running pic link but got the site with no pic. Was it taken off the site or was it a bad link? I could see the other pics of Ava, Deac and Naomi, just not Jake. Maybe if someone tells me what number he is or pic bracket he's in I can find it? Thanks in advance.
^^^ Jake finish line pic
*Fuck!*
Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe has given a major donation to a US anti-suicide helpline for LGBT teenagers.
That kid is really cool :)
THANK YOU 1:14!!
My god I hope that isn't his O face, all crosseyed and monkeyish. LOL his hands, he's a white boy doing his rap mouthing off about his bitches in the 'hood.
Is that pic photoshopped? or is it really Jake?
Screw Jake, this guy is my new sex symbol!
1:24 PM
That's not photoshopped, that's screen capture from Jack M Photography site.
^^
Auch! :(
Jack McCoy's body and Jake's are very similar looking!
Jake finish line pic
Remember that Jena Malone interview and Jake's funny running to and from Jena? Same face expression! lol
Screw Jake, this guy is my new sex symbol!
Awww! :)
Here we go. Jake The Family Man
My god I hope that isn't his O face, all crosseyed and monkeyish.
That's Jake's giving BJ face.
Thank god no one noticed I was taking pics of all the cute boys!
Cute shirtless boys :)
Pop Booger
I have to admit it - PopSugar writes the best crap about Reeke! lol
We pick the best!
LOL
This is just so wrong.
I don't understand why Ryan hasn't decided to punch Jake's ligts out by now
Because Ryan too did photo ops with Reese and because he knows Jake is a decent guy.
What about Maggie? Naomi is treating Ava and Deac like they're her grandkids.
Nonsense. lol
he knows Jake is a decent guy.
Ryan knows Jake is a gay guy!
he knows Jake is a decent guy.
Ryan knows Jake is a pathetic bearding gay guy!
Me thinks Ryan got what he wanted in custody in return for keeping his mouth shut and knows he can't control her publicity machine so this scenario probably seem tolerable.
Of course Ryan knows, he knows Jake since 1998.
Reese was too drunk to take pics of her own kids. The kind gay fake bf had to do it.
Closeted gays are so nice and useful!
On another note, is it just me or does Brothers look like the most boring, depressing dirge?
Tobey, Natalie, Jake, they all come across as stoic and bored with the script in that trailer. There seems to me no passion or intrigue in it. It looks blank and cold. I shan't be going to see it.
Not an important twitter but LOOK at the spelling of Jake's name. LOL!
sokdonny: Just saw Rendition with Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gayllenhaul(sp). OMW! Was crying like a baby!
Jake Gayllenhaul
Shit! I should have used Jake Benjamin as my stage name. Fuck!
No dear. You have to keep the Gyllenhaal name so when you're a big star we will be famous too.
Brothers sounds like a pathetic,manipulative Hallmark war movie.
I'm sure is going to be a hit. Americans love that shit.
If only!
ROFLMAO. That picture of Jake at the races is worse than the ones from Reeke drunkfest that were compared to monkeys.
Thor_2000: Hollywood Rumor: Jake Gyllenhall thinks Reese Witherspoon jinxed his career
There is something "womanly" about Jake - that continues to be evident no matter how buffed up he gets.
Thor_2000: Hollywood Rumor: Jake Gyllenhall thinks Reese Witherspoon jinxed his career
Must be true - wrong spelling again! lol
"Jake finish line pic"
Girl, you KNOW that I'm fabulous!
Absolutely fabulous, sweetie-darling!
There is something "womanly" about Jake
If anyone ever dares to call Jake girly, he should do what Mick Jagger did.
"There is something "womanly" about Jake
If anyone ever dares to call Jake girly, he should do what Mick Jagger did."
Yeah,I triple dog dare you, Jake!
Jake's a sissy boy, Jake's a sissy boy, nyah nyah nyah!
OMFG. JIG believers need to pony up, take a collection and do something like this with "Jake G is GAY and BEARDING" at least before the Babblers and PR do "JG is HETERO + LOVES REESE WITHERSPOON OSCAR-WINNER HIGHEST PAID actress + mother"
LOL, great idea!
At every beach in Southern California this weekend, a plane flew this message back and forth
Yay for signs flown in the sky! I would love to see a "Jake G is GAY and BEARDING" flying message banner! LOL!
"Jake Gyllenhall thinks Reese Witherspoon jinxed his career"
Why am I not surprised that we're seeing these kinds of twitters when Jake is around his people? Forget about the staged pictures, all managed and arranged by CAA and Disney. Both of these groups want to keep Jake muzzled, insecure, and isolated. Monitored, insecure people are grateful and pliable, especially when they are stuck doing nothing is a superficial city like LA.
But when Jake is surrounded by his people, the quiet whisper campaign begins. "Something is fundamentally wrong with Jake's career", whispers the crowd.
"Why can't he get the juicy parts?
Why has his circle shrunken so much?
Does he have to beard?
Any why does it have to be with *her*?
Wasn't he getting better roles before the bearding?
Didn't he command more respect from his peers and top directors before all of this bearding started?
Doesn't he mind that so much of the bad karma directed towards her is starting to rub off onto him?"
The volcano under the streets of Martha's Vineyard is rumbling. Naomi, desperate for cash, concerned about the long-term sanity of her closeted son, forced to play Katherine Jackson in order to keep that family together, keeps repeating to herself, "It's only a movie, it's only a movie, it's only a movie..."
Here we go. Jake The Family Man
I think Jake likes those kids. Look at photos of him looking at them. To me it's obvious he's fond of them.
Even if it is a total fauxmance with Reese, I think he and the kids became friends.
I don't think Jake is friends with beard's kids, but (almost) everyone likes kids.
Does he have to beard?
Gay actors who get 150 million USD chance for success have to prove their commitment to the producers.
IHJ has 3 race pics.
Reeke photo ops know no boundaries! LOL
Jake's a sissy boy, Jake's a sissy boy, nyah nyah nyah!
Ok, that's it... I've had enough!
IHJ has 3 race pics.
It's just on the homepage, not in the gallery.
Mmm 5:03, no. They are in the Media section.
IHJ Media Last Uploads
MV : Rumble, rumble, rumble, whisper, whisper, ridicule, complain, rumble, rumble.....
^^Interesting that I didn't see them. Thanks for the heads up.
What Jake really photographed in MV
What Jake really photographed in MV
I said "Show me your dick" not "Show me your tit." Dumbass.
Jake, check out the photo again, his dick was happy to see you!
That's why I wanted him to pull down his shorts not pull up his shirt!
"Jake Gyllenhall thinks Reese Witherspoon jinxed his career"
proof, if proof be needed, that Jakey may be the cutest, but certainly isn't the sharpest button in the box.
I just love the wilderness of MV. It's amazing how many naive cute tourist guys fall for the "I should give you a tick check" pickup line!
SLUT!
"Jake Gyllenhall thinks Reese Witherspoon jinxed his career"
LOL!, LOL! & LOL!!!
REEKE is the only thing that is keeping him relevant in the media!
And he better stays with the beard when PoP premieres. Being with Chin is going to "protect" him from sarcastic comments of witty film critics. I'm sure no many in the business want A-list Reese Team as an enemy.
And also let's take a look of ourselves, many of us wouldn't be here talking about him if he was just a closeted gay in HW, there are thousands like him!! We are still paying attention because of the bearding thing, admit it! It's like watching victims of a car crash all injured on the pavement. It's pure morbidity.
Jake knows what he is doing and HOW to do it, don't fool yourselves about that....
"REEKE is the only thing that is keeping him relevant in the media!"
No. Reeke is what made Jake lose his charisma, starpower and 90% of his fans.
REEKE is the only thing that is keeping Reese relevant in the media.
You are just sad that he prefers Chin's fans than the old brookie bunch ;)
You have to accept it,now. Jake sold himself in a very inmoral and coward way
And you know what? Crime does pay sometimes... and he is getting $$ & fame and ,perhaps, a GF who doesn't give him too much shit when he gets in the mood for some boy love.
Life is good for Toothy. Well, life is always good for people who only think about themselves..
Last two years Toothy doesn't look or act like life is good for him. Remember Golden Globes? Drunk after dinner with Bruckenheimer? ...
Drunk after an after party!!!??????
OMG, that poor gay boy belongs in rehab!!!!!!!!
Not a party, dinner with Bruckenheimer who managed to stay sober.
Being with Chin is going to "protect" him from sarcastic comments of witty film critics. I'm sure no many in the business want A-list Reese Team as an enemy.
Critics don't give a fuck about Reese, they made fun of and trashed Reese's acting and 4C.
It doesn't mean Jake has a problem with alcohol...
Hey!, Maybe it was "prescription" booze
It doesn't mean Jake has a problem with alcohol...
I bet it means life in the closet isn't so grand.
Well,it's a closet ful of $$$
Isn't that what he wants? Or you really thought he was a sensitive,caring, unique artist who knew no wrong?
Money can't buy happiness.
IT does when is the only real thing you can have in your life
Is Hollywood full of happy people who don't abuse alcohol and drugs?
Jake has moved his cred to a diff'rent plane of existence - well, that's okay. whatever. but it's as cheesy as that of his old man, and Naomi seems to find the southern twat person malleable - who knows what evil lurks in the heart of The Mom?
it's pretty interesting, but sad.
Jake has moved his cred to a diff'rent plane of existence
I think Jake didn't move anywhere in his life, he's stuck.
"There is something "womanly" about Jake - that continues to be evident no matter how buffed up he gets."
ITA. He's not hot either. He looks like a monkey in too many pics lately....didn't know fugliness was catching...!!
"a GF who doesn't give him too much shit when he gets in the mood for some boy love"
6:28, Jake doesn't fuck the beard.
Of course he doesn't, Reese doesn't have a cock.
Jake Gyllenhaal can handle the hills
Jake Gyllenhaal was among the 1,500 or so runners who hoofed it at the Chilmark Road Race on Martha's Vineyard over the weekend. The 5K race along scenic Middle Road is exceptionally hilly, but that didn't seem to bother the "Brokeback Mountain" actor, who's doubtless learned a thing or two about endurance from his buddy Lance Armstrong. There was no sign of Gyllenhaal's sweetheart Reese Witherspoon at the finish line, but he did stop to say hello to fellow runners Doug Liman, director of "The Bourne Identity," and Tamara Buchwald, daughter-in-law of the late Art Buchwald. (Tamara had a tiny role in Liman's movie "Jumper.")
Has 2 pics, a different finish line one and one of Jake with Doug Liman and Tamara Buchwald.
Boston.com
Ive biked the MV hills - gimme a break! they're easy.
˙ɥɔʇıq ʎʇsɐu ʇɐɥʇ punoɹɐ ƃuıƃuɐɥ puɐ ƃuıpɹɐǝq ʇınb oʇ spǝǝu ǝɥ uǝɥʇ right ʇı ʇǝs oʇ sʇuɐʍ ǝɥ ɟı puɐ ˙ɹǝǝɹɐɔ pooʍʎlloɥ sıɥ pǝxuıɾ sɐɥ ǝsǝǝɹ ,sǝʎ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞɐɾ llǝʇ ɹǝʇʇǝq ǝuoǝɯos
endurance, right. Vineyard hills are gentle.
No nothing's wrong with your blog. Text is courtesy of Ben & Jerry Ice Cream. Btw, Ben & Jerry are 2 very happily out gay guys who know their stuff.
Ben and Jerry Flipped Out
¡oɐɯl
o gawd that is so infantile
writing upside down is incredibly stupid.
MV literati : rumble, grumble, whisper, ridicule, complain, rumble, rumble, tweet, planning to be anywhere but the movieplex Memorial Day weekend 2010.....
o gawd that is so infantile
writing upside down is incredibly stupid.
^^ Old fogeys don't wanna have fun.
Sorry but I'm still LOL over Atticus barking in Papa G vid. I listened to it again and it sounds like the mail carrier was there, he just has that same kind of bark my dog does when the mail is delivered or something like a door to door person dropping some ads or phone books off. It's not an "alarm" bark like there's something different and threatening there. It sounded like Atticus's regular routine bark.
Also did anyone else notice someone hushing Atticus in the background and some slight noise? The rooms in Papa G's vids don't look like an apartment. I bet he's living in a big house with Atticus and Jake, a housekeeper and maybe even a nanny and BT. Who better than a relative who stays home all day and writes to watch the house and pets and make sure the nanny is doing their job properly while Jake is off doing his bearding act.
Everyone, Paul, Owen, Jack, is nice. But Jake/Reeke? Nooooooooo.
A week later I caught up with her at Alma de Cuba. Oy I made my presences known, I asked if I could take a picture and it was like that scene in alien with the person pointed out the human as Jake yelled "Photographer" and pointed. I continued to ask for a shot giving them the same offer I gave to Demi Moore, but to no avail.
PhillyChitChat
Is Jake on drugs?
Also did anyone else notice someone hushing Atticus in the background and some slight noise?
No. That was the same Atticus barking video, right? I'll listen to it again :)
Is Jake on drugs?
I think Jake is concerned about overexposure. He probably knows that Reeke didn't really help his career, but for whatever reason he is hanging on whether it be a ro or fauxmance.
You can bet that Reese didn't sign the fauxmance contract with an option for Jake to dump the beard when that suits him.
Early in 2007, Disney announced Prince of Persia as one of its tentpole films and by June had scheduled a release date for July 10, 2009 before having a final script or any actors attached. When filming began, the film's release date was postponed to May 28, 2010 with the studio seeking enough time for the post-production process in designing the film's special effects.
With the original PoP release date the showmance would probably finish in 2009.
¡oɐɯl
I don't get how that works.
Dear Ted:
I know us regs (and by that I mean those of us who have known you gives good dish since before there were such things as blolums, and not the twerps who think posting 200 comments per day since you started covering the Twi craze earns them that title) have been leaning hard on you to corral the bobby-soxers, and I'm sure you don't appreciate having demands placed on you. However, all we're asking could be accomplished by simply introducing a "Twilight Talk" post as an infinitely more inane complement to the "Bitch-Back!" From there, I think we regs can handle directing the commenting kiddos who stray back to their Twi space. Is that too much to ask? Or are you secretly thankful to the obsessive prepubescents for having overrun the place, because that seems to have finally chased away your own bitter stalker freak, waiting4godot? I wouldn't put it past you, you sly devil. Sure, R.Pattz is cute, but give me a tumble with T.Cas any day.
—Oracle
Dear O-Baby:
Yes, but that would mean I have to minimize my tumble-centric interest in Twilight too, darling! Unfair, methinks. But I cast the vote to the rest of you all: Is that what the majority really wants?
AT
"waiting4godot"
Someone who used to post in A.T. most of the time about Toothy but then go off on harmless tangents. S/he has nothing to do with the blog "Oh My Godot" unless they read it and that's where they got the name. "waiting4godot" would be JIG then sometimes JIS, I think it was several people posting under that name, especially hoping to give OMG (and WFT) a bad reputation.
"waiting4godot"
It was probably Cuntera. LOL!
that seems to have finally chased away your own bitter stalker freak, waiting4godot
Cantara trashed Ted? Sounds more like Jack/Jeff troll.
Page Six
JUST BE SMART
HERBERT Muschamp, the late New York Times architecture critic, didn't mince words at the end of his life. "Hearts of the City," a collection of his columns due out in November, includes parts of a memoir he was penning when he died in 2007. Of his plan to conquer the city as a young man, Muschamp wrote, "I'm a Jew, I'm a fag, I'm a sissy and I'm smart . . . and I saw no reason why these shouldn't be major assets. Downtown, there was no reason to regard them as secrets . . . The ticket was to be smart."
Page Six
ANG LEE MAKES 'WOODSTOCK' EXTRAS MELLOW DOWN
THEY don't make hippies the way they used to, "Taking Woodstock" director Ang Lee says. "Young people today are quite different than their counterparts of the '60s," Lee said at a weekend screening of the movie sponsored by the Woodstock Film Festival in the upstate hippie haven, reports The Post's Cine File columnist and resident hippie, V.A. Musetto. So Lee set up a "hippie camp" to "mellow down" extras. He even issued a "hippie guide" to get actors into the spirit. He also had to be certain the actors were "the right body type" because young people today "tend to be thinner" than those in the '60s.
Damn! Why didn't Ang send me to a gay camp?
LOL
Sorry Jake, you were already overqualified!
Ang sent Jake and Heath to cowboy camp. Ang said Heath didn't really need it, but he wanted him ot join Jake so they could bond. ;)
Gay camp cowboy
^^LOL.
Just Jared - photoshopped Jake's MV picture?
How low can Reeke PR go?
PhotoShopped reeking - IHJ and Just Jared pics
In the IHJ pic you can see Ava's blonde hair too. The pic can be found in the IHJ forum (Eye Candy):
pic
^^^^
That same IHJ picture is part of "PhotoShopped reeking - IHJ and Just Jared pics" side by side comparison.
Looks like Ava was running FROM Jake. LOL!
"That same IHJ picture is part of "PhotoShopped reeking - IHJ and Just Jared pics" side by side comparison."
I don't think it's photoshopped, but w/e.
Two IDENTICAL pictures of Jake with two different blonde kids.
How do you explain that 9:16 AM?
How do you know they are different kids? I think in "both" pictures the hair is Ava's.
I don't get why it's so important to you to prove the pic is photoshpped. We know Jake attended the race with his mom and the kids. So freaking what if he took a picture of the kids running? Maybe Reese asked him to do it?
9:25 AM
Photo is obviously photoshopped. Why do you have a problem with that?
Photo is obviously photoshopped.
How is it obviously photoshopped? It's not obvious to me.
Keep playing stupid, 9:31 AM. lol
I doubt that Jake was taking a photoe of another blonde girl at the race with a ponytale. That's Ava in both photos, JJ was doing PR a bit of a favor by moving her up in the frame.
Of course it's Ava in both pictures, they were doing a MV photo op, just like Paris photo op a year ago.
The point is that Reeke PR was stupid and decided to "improve" the picture with JJ help.
Keep playing stupid, 9:31 AM. lol
Playing stupid? You know what, if you think it's photoshopped, it's fine by me. I won't fight about that. I mean w/e.
As you can see, the picture is photoshopped. It's not my opinion, we have a proof.
"I would love to have a wife and kids, but you can't magic them out of thin air. I've never been that 'seven-year relationship' kind of guy. [But I'm ready] for the big relationship. I guess I've got to settle down soon, but I'm nervous to say it out loud because it might not happen." — Gerard Butler, who turns 40 in November. [Daily Express]
The mayor of Laglio, the Italian town George Clooney lives in, is imposing a €19 on people who stalk Clooney saying, "We've arrived at the point when hordes of people are yelling his name from the street at the top of their voices. Some of the cheekier ones are even going up and ringing the bell." [The Independent]
^^^ Smart move, lol
Squinty And Bradley Go To Spain
For the past few weeks, Bradley Cooper has been linked to Squinty, Denise Richards and Jennifer Aniston. Well, in the battle of the beards, it looks like Squinty has won out for now! The two pretended to be all slick-like when they got on a flight from JFK to Barcelona the other day. The paps say Squinty and Bradley went through security separately, but ended up getting on the same plane together.
The voices in my inbox tell me that Bradley gets thirsty for the peen every now and again, but I've never seen photographic proof. If you have it, send it my way, because I'm running low in the porn department. But if the rumors are true, then he picked a perfectly capable beard. And if they aren't true, well then what the hell is doing with Squinty?! I'm joking. Dating Squinty has its advantages. She's probably fun at parties and I'm sure she always has the best of the bad shit.
Dlisted
Well, in the battle of the beards, it looks like Squinty has won out for now!
LOL
Well, in the battle of the beards, it looks like Squinty has won out for now!
Lucky bastard!
Dear Ted:
Is R.Pattz Toothy Tile?
—Jen
Dear Tile-icious:
Hell no. Toothy was famous way before Rob came to our attention.
AT
OH, what an intersting clue!!
F´ off Ted! I'm tired of you :(
Leave Ted alone and kick Jake's ass! :)
The voices in my inbox tell me that Bradley gets thirsty for the peen every now and again
I wonder about Toothy e-mails in Michael's inbox.
The race was not without celebrity moments and glitches — sometimes both at once. Actor Jake Gyllenhaal lost a shoe and precious seconds. “I had to wrestle for it,” he said. Despite the mishap, he enthused, “It’s the best race in the world, man.”
MV Gazette
Stay cool man!
It’s the best race in the world, man.
WTF?
Posted on OMG
Jake Gyllenhaal Nails Audition for “The Specialist Olympics”
Eunice Shriver who created the special olympics died. Poor timing.
Ouch indeed! :(
Jake Gyllenhaal Nails Audition for “The Specialist Olympics”
Those two pictures of goofy looking Jake are the only good thing about MV reeking.
OT: Emmy Rossum (22) is getting divorced from her husband Justin Siegel. Did anyone else know she was married?
This is what I find interesting out the whole thing:
A source at the Los Angeles County Registrar Recorder's Office confirms to E! News that a confidential marriage license was issued in Los Angles County to Emmanuelle Grey Rossum and Justin Siegel. However, because the couple paid for the record to be kept confidential, the source could not confirm the wedding date.
I didn't know that you could pay extra for confidentiality, and makes me wonder what else can be kept confidential the same way.
PhotoShopped reeking - IHJ and Just Jared pics
LOL, Reeke PR is beyond stupid.
I don't understand why someone like E.Rossum feels the need of paying for keeping her marriage a secret. It's not like she is a major star or somehing.
This makes me think about bearding contracts. Are those made by lawyers? If one of the parts want out or breake some clause, is the case going to court? What do they have to do to sort it out??
Yes, bearding contracts are made by lawyers, that much is sure. If one of the parties wants out, I presume legal teams meet and discuss options.
Bearding is about PR = about money and confidentiality, so celebrity lawyers have a lot of experience that can be used for fauxmance contracts.
yes, but you can't settle everything in an office table,
Let's imagine the beard refuses to do a photo-op that was determined on the contract, or that the guy goes out and lets papz taking pics of him and his BF. How can you sue the other part? It's not like you can take him/her to trial!!
I have a genuine curiosity on this..
oh well...
OT, Can someome please tell me the name of the James Franco movie that is in youtube?
Some posters commented about it on this site a few days ago....
April 4th, 2008
You may have noticed the disappearance of Thursday’s post revealing the not-at-all top secret locations of homes reportedly procured by the cast of the movie “Nailed.” And if you’re one of the many people who has emailed me or made a comment, I appreciate your concern. But you can stop now.
The reason the post was removed was that I received a stern letter this morning from Jake Gyllenhaal’s attorney threatening legal action if I did not remove all pictures of and references to the locations. That’s right, THE Jake Gyllenhaal wanted to sue me… I’m flattered.
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link
OT, Can someome please tell me the name of the James Franco movie that is in youtube?
If I remember correctly, we discussed "No Night Is Too Long", available on YouTube and Google video, but that isn't James Franco movie.
I received a stern letter this morning from Jake Gyllenhaal’s attorney threatening legal action
Ha, Evelyn O'Neill is in Cc.
4:47 PM
Thank you so much for your quick answer
I'll go to take a look :)
but that isn't James Franco movie.
^^
You are right! But it doesn't matter, it looks interesting, i'll watch it later.
Thanks again!
" That’s right, THE Jake Gyllenhaal wanted to sue me… I’m flattered."
O God that's so sexy! Sue me, do me, pursue me!
Let's imagine the beard refuses to do a photo-op that was determined on the contract, or that the guy goes out and lets papz taking pics of him and his BF. How can you sue the other part? It's not like you can take him/her to trial!!
Hard question, we should ask Ent Lawyer :)
p.s.
I cant believe I have been reduced to being willing to be sued by my former fantasy fuck buddy, just for the contact.
oh gawd I bet he's all hot and bothered - giggle giggle giggle
Jake, you're one pathetic dork: I wish I could quit you!
No One Quits! I'm Unquitable.
O God that's so sexy! Sue me, do me, pursue me!
*Fuck!*
The reason the post was removed was that I received a stern letter this morning from Jake Gyllenhaal’s attorney threatening legal action if I did not remove all pictures of and references to the locations. That’s right, THE Jake Gyllenhaal wanted to sue me… I’m flattered.
Maybe Michelle got advice from Jake when she (her lawyer) treatend to sue her fansite. LOL. ;)
and then he adviced her about how to do a photo-op with children and grandparents
and then he adviced her about how to do a photo-op with children and grandparents
Michelle got herself an experienced teacher.
^^Oh and Michelle totally faked the "being annoyed by the papz" look during the arranged op, like Jake often does. LOL.
^
No, that was just her chronic bitch face
No, that was just her chronic bitch face
LOL. Yeah, maybe.
Forget Jen, Bradley Cooper's All About Renée
Last we heard, Bradley Cooper was "hooking up" with Jen Aniston, but the Hangover hottie has apparently now moved onto another A-list babe, Renée Zellweger. The Case 39 costars were seen catching a flight together for Spain, following a few dinner dates where sources say they made googly eyes at one another.
Doing some intercontinental promotion for their shared upcoming flick? Yeah, right.
We're still sorta sorry Jen and Brad 2.0 didn't work out, but we knew it wouldn't. As you can see, Cooper has no prob bouncing from one sought-after female to the next, which sounds a whole lot like the original Brad.
Is he just really lucky to land some big named ladies? Or...
Is he deviously crafty?
We seriously think his publicist has more to do with these A-list couplings than his heart. He knows he's unavailable—in more ways than one, trust—but he's trying to convince these women otherwise.
B.C.'s right on the cusp of being the next big, huge thing, on a roll after winning over male audiences with The Hangover and after nabbing all the girls' attention with the upcoming romantic comedies he has lined up. (Matthew McConaughey's too busy on daddy duty; all his rom-com roles are heading straight to his look-alike Brad.) Being spotted with a superfamous, A-list gal is the best thing B.C. can do to get publicity at this pivotal time, and allegedly dating one (even if he really isn't) is only gonna help.
So who's gonna be the next buzzworthy broad scratched into B.C.'s bedpost once he's through with Renée—Kristen Stewart? Megan Fox? Any single supermodels still left out there?
We just don't know why girls like Jen or Renée fall for it. Is it the same reason Reese did? Their mutual track record with men is awful enough; you'd think they would have learned how to spot a noncommittal dude from a mile away. Are the pickings that slim in H'wood that any pretty face will do, even if it's there for ulterior motives?
Or better yet, are the chicks doing the real using here?
AT
Fictional H, M, J conversation:
click
Jake: "If you guys ever need advice about arranged photo ops or if you need a good attorney to sue fansites or whatever, just call me".
Heath: "Nah, I guess I'll pass. Hate the bitches. Never in a million years I'll call them. There can't be a good reason for me ever to call them".
Jake: "Ok, ok. I was just a suggestion".
Michelle (thinking): "This guy is my hero".
"click"
Jake and Heath both look like they smell something bad. Michelle’s fart? lol
Jake and Heath both look like they smell something bad. Michelle’s fart? lol
Hey, I'm pregnant, I have gasses!
Fictional H, M, J conversation
LOL, great picture and great conversation :)
LOL, great picture and great conversation :)
Thanks. :)
Heath, Michelle, Jake and Anne on Oprah, one of my favorites :)
WTF Jake
Being spotted with a superfamous, A-list gal is the best thing B.C. can do to get publicity at this pivotal time, and allegedly dating one (even if he really isn't) is only gonna help.
Oh, great! Hollywood needs more bearding. lol
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Tracked Down: Ashley Judd, Brooke Shields, Daphne Zunigna and more...
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Hollywood honey Meg Ryan grabbing dinner with “Melrose Place” gal Daphne Zunigna at The Chilmark Tavern, while Reese Witherspoon and her honey Jake Gyllenhaal hung out in the restaurant’s parking lot . . .
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http://bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view.bg?articleid=1190269
^^^ The beard was drunk as a skunk again :)
WTF Jake
Born to be a comedian!
Enlarged Chilmark starting line photo from IHJ - where is Jake?
Where is Jake?
Page Six
JUSTIN Timberlake has decided to become a country gentleman. The pop singer has bought a sprawling home in the most exclusive part of Greenwich, reports The Post's Jennifer Gould Keil. We hear it could be a 25.5 acre spread on Conyers Farm Drive -- a 13,500-square- foot, Georgian Colonial built in 1993 and renovated in 2001. It comes with a pool, spa and pool house in a private gated community famed for Greenwich polo matches. It was listed for $23.9 million and closed late last month for $18.7 million.
Where is Jake?
In the middle, behind girl with brown hair and bright red shirt?
Reese Witherspoon and her honey Jake Gyllenhaal hung out in the restaurant’s parking lot . . .
Why would they hang out there?
Because The Chilmark Tavern has strict "No puking on premises" policy.
Where is Jake?
In the middle, behind girl with brown hair and bright red shirt?
Hiding behind the girl, surrounded by half naked boys ... yup, it must be him!
Heath, Michelle, Jake and Anne on Oprah, one of my favorites :)
WTF Jake
They all seemed to get along so well, especially Jake, Heath and Michelle.
I feel after LAOD, Jake and Anne might get closer and become real friends. :)
Can't wait to meet Anne's brother!
I'm looking forward to new Jake and Anne pics from promo work:
Some older:
Venice:
J/A
J/A
Toronto:
group
(love the pic, they all look so happy, probably because they just found out they won the Golden Lion for BBM :) ).
For fellow Anne fans. Here's a great fansite:
http://annehathawayfan.com/
Anne is a bit of a tomboy :)
Anne is a bit of a tomboy :)
She is. :)
Anne loves my gay jokes!
For fellow Anne fans. Here's a great fansite
annehathawayfan.com
Tidbits:
Is a vegetarian.
Greatly admires Ryan Gosling and Bryce Dallas Howard.
Has the same name as William Shakespeare's wife, Anne Hathaway.
Beat out Sienna Miller for the role of "Lureen Twist" in the movie Brokeback Mountain (2005).
Accidentally fell off of her chair during her audition for the role of the klutzy princess in The Princess Diaries (2001). She was hired on the spot.
Beat out Sienna Miller for the role of "Lureen Twist" in the movie Brokeback Mountain (2005).
Thank God.
Accidentally fell off of her chair during her audition for the role of the klutzy princess in The Princess Diaries (2001). She was hired on the spot.
LOL. :)
Thank God.
Amen to that. I like Sienna, but Anne was a perfect choice :)
SEEN & HEARD
Jake Gyllenhaal playing basketball at the Chilmark Community Center on Martha’s Vineyard, while girlfriend Reese Witherspoon cheered him on. ...
NY daily
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