Saturday, 13 June 2009

Bearding isn't Cool


Adam Lambert on making his sexuality public:

There are so many old-fashioned ways of looking at things, and if we want to be a progressive society, we have to start thinking in a different way. There's the old industry idea that you should just make sexuality a non-issue, just say your private life's your private life, and not talk about it. But that's bullshit, because private lives don't exist anymore for celebrities: they just don't.

I don't want to be looking over my shoulder all the time, thinking I have to hide, being scared of being found out, putting on a front, having a beard, going down the red carpet with some chick who is posing as my girlfriend.

That's not cool, that's not being a rock star. I can't do that.

Source: Adam Lambert in His Own Words: Sexuality, Kris Allen and Life After Idol, Rolling Stone

1,378 comments:

  1. Gotta love Adam. What he said in that article is so true. Adam is a hero and those who beard are cowards.

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  2. Adam Lambert Reacts to Rolling Stone Cover: “OMFG”June 13, 2009 8:18 am

    There’s certainly been a huge response to Rolling Stone’s new issue featuring American Idol breakout star Adam Lambert. But how did the Wild Idol react to seeing his cover for the first time? We sent Lambert a Flip MinoHD so he could record his response to his first peek at the issue — check out the results above.

    “Right after the finale, I almost started talking about it to the reporters, but I thought, ‘I’m going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler,’ ” Lambert told RS contributor Vanessa Grigoriadis. His full story is on newsstands now.

    See even more Lambert in our Lambert on Idol and Lambert’s Family Album photo galleries, and go behind his cover shoot in our exclusive video. Plus, Lambert speaks out about his sexuality, Kris Allen and future in music.

    Rolling Stone + video

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  3. Adam's Family AlbumJune 13, 2009 8:44 am

    Family photos of the budding superstar before he hit "American Idol"

    Adam Lambert: The Early Years

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  4. Posted on OMG by Meg

    Just thought you might like to know that Alan Cumming has been awarded an OBE (Officer of the Order of the British Empire no less) in this year's Queen's birthday honours list. His award is for 'services to film, theatre and the arts and to activism for equal rights for the gay and lesbian community'.

    Congrats to Alan eh!

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  5. Gotta love Adam. What he said in that article is so true. Adam is a hero and those who beard are cowards.

    *fingers in ears*

    la la la la I can't hear you! la la la la

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  6. Jake said...
    Gotta love Adam. What he said in that article is so true. Adam is a hero and those who beard are cowards.

    *fingers in ears*

    la la la la I can't hear you! la la la la


    You do not have to hear Jake but America is watching you making a total ass of yourself. Adam is certainly an idol. Sorry Jake but your an idiot.

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  7. But you still love me, right? Right?

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  8. Milk Writer: Private Photo Drama on the InternetJune 13, 2009 9:56 am

    Dustin Lance Black has a lot to look forward to this month. Not only is the Oscar-winning writer of Milk being honored tomorrow in L.A. by gay youth mentoring group LifeWorks, but in a couple of weeks he will be one of three grand marshals of New York City's Pride March.

    There's so much more, but it's too much to list here.

    Sadly, earlier today, Black was confronted with the ugly side of being a public figure…

    A website posted three-year-old photos of Black engaged in what appears to be risky sex.

    "It is unfortunate that individuals and other outside parties are trying to profit from material which is clearly private," Black said in the statement released to me late this afternoon. "I have had the privilege to speak to people across the country, both gay and straight, on a number of critical issues including safe sex. More important than the embarrassment of this incident is the misleading message these images send. I apologize and cannot emphasize enough the importance of responsible sexual practices."

    A source tells me that the other man in the photo is someone Black was dating at the time. Black's lawyers are said to be seeking legal action to stop distribution of the pics. Fortunately, my source said, Black is not allowing this hiccup to stop him from continuing his work in support of gay rights, particularly on issues pertaining to young people.

    E!

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  9. Congrats to Alan - I've also been watching him as the host of PBS' Masterpiece Mystery! and he's really a very attractive man, a great voice.

    Romantic gay storyline on OLTL? Fantastic! :)

    Looooooove Adam's RS cover - very sexy crotch. ;)

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  10. "A website posted three-year-old photos of Black engaged in what appears to be risky sex."

    I love this - the worst part about leaked private gay sex pictures is unprotected sex.

    I agree.

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  11. "Looooooove Adam's RS cover - very sexy crotch. ;)"

    Sexy crotch and a butterfly :)

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  12. ^^Why don't they say that about straight people? It's between the two lovers, nobody's business but theirs. Who knows how long they have been together. People shouldn't take cues from private sex tapes about about how to have safe sex, they should get their information from factual sources like untold numbers of pamplets at drs. offices and PSAs.

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  13. I would think that at some point if you are in a relationship with someone you love you would want to experience sex without a condom. I don't think Dustin has anything to apologise for. Trusting someone is a beautiful thing but sometimes you do get hurt.

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  14. Why don't they say that about straight people?
    They should.

    People shouldn't take cues from private sex tapes about about how to have safe sex /
    No, but every opportunity should be used to inform and educate people.

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  15. "I don't think Dustin has anything to apologise for."

    It's a tricky situation for Dustin because now he looks like a hypocrite:

    I have had the privilege to speak to people across the country, both gay and straight, on a number of critical issues including safe sex. More important than the embarrassment of this incident is the misleading message these images send. I apologize and cannot emphasize enough the importance of responsible sexual practices.

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  16. I still don't think it is hypocritical - I consider safe sex practices necessary if you don't have a monogamous relationship, or if you are unsure of your partner's medical history, of if the relationship is new. I'm boring monogamous. :)

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  17. ONTD is impressed ;)

    Dustin Lance Black Gets Fucked Over By A Bitter-Ex

    PENIS AND FUCKING AND BAREBACKING POST NSFW NSFW

    ONTD

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  18. "A website posted three-year-old photos of Black engaged in what appears to be risky sex."

    Jake,

    any there any sex tapes we could look forward to?

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  19. These photos prove thatDustin looks better naked than with clothes. Not bad at all. Kind of Sean Cody grade white twink porn.

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  20. LOL, a lot of people said the same thing :)

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  21. I was just reading a livejournal entry where straight women were "appreciating" some Sean Cody gay porn clip. It's not your prudish grandma's world anymore.

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  22. Gyllenhaal Tell-All In The Works!!!

    Don't get too excited!!

    Nothing about Jake so far!

    Canatara Christopher, who runs Cantarabooks, which published the small a book of poems by Stephen Gyllenhaal, is circulating an email titled The Secret History of the Gyllenhaals.

    Stephen, dad to Jake and Maggie, had a falling out with his former publisher and now his dirty laundry may become the subject of a book.

    Here are some HIGHlights:

    "Item: December 2006. A freak fire in Northern California completely wipes out the luxury guest lodge where the entire Gyllenhaal family are staying for the holidays, resulting in Stephen running out of the lodge at three in the morning barefoot and sans underwear, but carrying out the single most important item to him in the room — not the twenty thousand dollar Rolex watch given to him by his wife for their anniversary, but his laptop containing the only copy of his first novel.

    Item: February 2007. Stephen is scheduled to host a viewing of one of his films and read his poetry for a long-standing reading series at Colorado U, Boulder. A reception is organized for him in the Paleontology Department of the university. All the guests are already there but Stephen is nowhere to be found. I ask the coordinator where he is. She points to a closed door. "He's in the cloak room on his cell phone, talking to his analyst."

    Item: March 2007. Huntington Beach, California. Stephen, tired from a day of shooting a TV show, reads his poetry for a local reading series. At this time he reveals his secret desire to stab Naomi to death with a kitchen knife, not only to the stunned crowd of seniors but to Naomi's father, who is in the audience.

    Item: August 2007. Stephen begins his research into the problems of the homeless by neglecting to shave for two days and sleeping on the streets of LA's Skid Row."

    Also, Gyllenhaal's divorce proceedings revealed that he is close to broke and he recently went on a tangent defending Bernie Madoff!

    Stephen probably is a little nuts but Christopher used to perform in erotica before becoming a publisher!

    We don't know who to believe but if it doesn't involve Jake or Maggie, we don't care!

    Perez

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  23. Cuntara is making waves.

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  24. I can't understand why C is doing this - it's crazy. :( All of the scathing comments she made about the blogs talking about the G's too.

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  25. "I was just reading a livejournal entry where straight women were "appreciating" some Sean Cody gay porn clip."

    Link, please! :)

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  26. "I can't understand why C is doing this"

    Money trouble.

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  27. Yeah but it's all relative.

    Cuntara, for all her tricks, isn't going to get much mileage out o a stunt like this. Not enough people know or care about the Gyllenhaal family and Hollywood will only rally round them and close ranks on her, ostracizing her further to the fringes.

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  28. "Item: March 2007. Huntington Beach, California. Stephen, tired from a day of shooting a TV show, reads his poetry for a local reading series. At this time he reveals his secret desire to stab Naomi to death with a kitchen knife, not only to the stunned crowd of seniors but to Naomi's father, who is in the audience."

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    What a spectacular cunt this woman is.

    All these snippets are no more or less 'weird' than what many people do in everyday life. The dude saves his laptop with his work on rather than his expensive watch? Am I supposed to be retching? He talks to his analyst? OMG!

    I remember reading her blog at the time over this stabbing incident and she not only seemed to find it amusing but said something along the lines of 'atta boy, Stephen!'.

    It was funny to her back then.

    I'd volunteer the only knife in use is the one Cuntara is backstabbing with.

    I wish she'd just go away.

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  29. 11:42 You nailed it. No ones is interested in rading about the Gyllenhaal family. Everything I have read so far is something most of us know already. No big surprises. Cantara knows nothing we don't already know. The Gyllenhaals are too smart to let personal information especially about Jakes Homosexuality known to Cantara.

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  30. Oh I think she knows what's what alright.

    I think she'd made it her crusade to "defend" them all when times were better between them for Stepehn Gyllenhals' benefit. Maybe she thought she was being protective and sheltering them from the "WFT loonies", who I'm sure she'll make room for in her words of charity.

    Now she knows she's expendable too in the Gyllenhaal world. My my she won't like that.

    Don't worry Cantara, we're fans and critics alike (read ALL of us) are expendable in the Gyllenhaal's universe.

    But, most of us just have a grumble on a forum and get on with life. You should try it.

    The number of times I could have aired Jake's laundry on the internet and have not. No matter how many times he sai or did things I don't agree with.

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  31. "I can't understand why C is doing this"

    Money trouble
    .

    "Cantarabooks may be in some trouble. Hopefully, it will be worked out soon, but there is a complicated legal situation and the company’s assets have been seized, including the publisher and editor’s personal assets–literally every penny they have in the world. Their rent money. Their grocery money. They are a small family business, and they own no property. This is all they have."

    My Publisher’s Assets Have Been Seized

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  32. Cantara’s NotebookJune 13, 2009 12:11 pm

    Starting 10 June I'll be slowing down my posting till September while Michael and I move to the San Bernadino Mountains, where novelist Tessa Dick (widow of Philip K. Dick) will be our landlady. Posting after 10 June may be sporadic. Keep up with me on Twitter, and if you really must contact me, 140 me at 4155728939@vmobl.com.

    http://cantarasnotebook.blogspot.com/

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  33. I thik it's pretty funny that her audience consists os people who post here and OMG, talk about fringe.

    Why are you people obsessed with this hack? From day one she pretended to have inside knowledge of the Gyllenhaal family so she could exploit Jake's online fandom to by Stephen's shitty poetry.

    There will be no book because you will need to have actual info for a tell all book.

    She's nuts and a attention whore who is now broke. I would think Stephen has or will drop her as his "agent", LOL

    Stephen was probably was fucking the nutberger at the time of "babygate", the real reason Naomi freaked out.

    Stop posting her ramblings and linking to her crap blog, she loves the attention, theonly attention taht hag gets.

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  34. 'Stop posting her ramblings'.. come on, some of those ramblings are highly amusing. I say, bring on more crazy cantara, nothing like a loon with an agenda to spice things up.

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  35. Yeah, I think Cantara's ramblings are highly interesting, personally. I hope she breaks rank and spills the beans on Jake as well.

    "Hell hath no fury..."

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  36. Jake's online fandom is practically dead, unfortunely someone failed to inform Cantara.

    Nobody cares about the washed up broke trashy Gyllenhaals. Mom and Pop looks like they can't even get gigs in HW anymore and Cantara is basically homeless and a joke, serves her right.

    Poor Maggie and Jake, their parents are a trashy joke.

    If you need that hag to spice things up then Jake's fandom is really dead.

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  37. [The blog linked to above is an obsessive Gyllenhaal stalking blog, which might suggest that Christopher is nothing more than a crazed, jilted fan...]

    Like someone else said, Jakewatch was a joke. The woman who wrote it was a writer, somewhere in England. Nothing she posted on it really consisted of "stalking" Jake. She'd take pictures of his happenings and make up stories about it. She was actually very clever and very funny. I think her name was Suzy. They never posted anything about Jake's "private life."

    Now here is where Cantara comes in ....

    You see, Jake's father wrote a book of poems and Cantara contacted a few of Jake's websites (Cantara is the publisher of his book) and used the websites to sell the book ... to Jake's fans. So some of the websites started to "cozy" up to her. (Allegedly she may have been having an affair with Stephen but the two actually are connected.)

    One of the websites even interviewed Stephen via e-mail. He even wrote back to "the girls" on the website with a shit load of questions for "them."

    Stephen told Cantara the baby's name. Cantara thought it was okay to tell the name of Maggie's baby to some of the websites. The media picked up on it and Maggie and Naomi were pissed.

    Since people thought they were cool with her and Stephen and they all bought the book and promoted it with Cantara's help they went to one Stephen's poetry readings. When some of the website heads went to speak to Stephen after his reading he apparently lost his shit on all of them including the teenage girl who created and runs Jake's main fan site. (The one that always "somehow" gets papp photos of him first if you know what I mean. I mean she was still in high school then, no one knew how she did it.)

    So everyone was pissed and their feelings were hurt. Stephen/Cantara came to them as Jake's fans to buy copies of his book. He treated them like shit when the whole thing was Cantara's fault.

    That's what I know.

    ohnotheydidnt

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  38. Spill on Jake, LOL!! Poor brokies, that's the reason for you fascination for that failed litery "agent' and ex-porn star.

    There will be no spilling the beans fom this hag, after this "stunt" I suspect the trashy Gyllenhaal's will ut an injunction on the hag. You don't e-mail people snippets/essays on a subject if you are planning on doing a book. She did it for attention..

    Papa wrote a book of fiction that is supposed to be based loosely on his family, that will e the closest you will get on washed up bore Bubble boy and fugly Maggie May.

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  39. We?

    What about you, trolly?

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  40. posted on ONTDJune 13, 2009 1:03 pm

    "Stephen running out of the lodge at three in the morning barefoot and sans underwear"

    The only part of this bizarre little woman's entry. I wanna see that man nekkid holding a laptop. Talk about nerdsexual.

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  41. 12:53: That's old news. If you check the JW blog from that time and the IHJ threads as well it's all there. Jake's fandom started to go down hill then, reeke put the nail in the coffin.

    The fans were shocked how white trash Naomi and Stephen were.They kept Naomi's name out of because she was that nuts.

    Ally from IHJ left the fandom, still has the site up because it's the best Jake site out there but she turned over the site to Stephanie.

    You know what happened to JW.

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  42. 1:01: Your fascination with washed up Cuntara is beyond creepy.

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  43. ^^^ Silly trolly.

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  44. The only silly thing is your obsession with Cuntara.

    Is Bubble boy's fansom that dead that you actully think Cunty has a book in her? reading her b log do you think she is capable of it?

    I don't what's more pathetic, her or people like you pretending that the Cunt has any relavant info on trashy Gyllentrash.

    The girls on JW and IHJ found out thast she didn't and realized they wee being used an manipulated to use Bubble's boys fans to sell papa's shitty poetry book.

    Still hanging on, aren't you too old for that? Cunty needs $$, but she better get a real job. Maybe she has a sex tape of her and Papa!!

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  45. 1:19 PM

    What's your problem? Why do you care about "our obsession with Cuntara" ?

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  46. "You know what happened to JW."

    I would love to know the real reason for closing JW: they thought Reeke was real and didn't want to waste time on "Jake dating Legally Blonde bore", or ...?

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  47. 1:19.. calm down will you. I don't think anyone here is holding out expectantly for some fantastic snippet of information from Cantara, just finding it amusing to think what gems could come out, and also enjoying revelling in a touch of schadenfreude regarding the exposure of the vain pretensions of the Gyllenhaal clan.

    Admitted, not the world's most noble of pursuits, but sort of fun.

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  48. "Cuntara, for all her tricks, isn't going to get much mileage out o a stunt like this. Not enough people know or care about the Gyllenhaal family"

    Depends.
    If she can prepare and publish the book before / in May 2010, she could use PoP marketing to make some money.

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  49. The real reason JW closed down is because they saw the writing on the wall: Jake's fandom was dying and this was before Reeke. The blog was never meant to go on forever, but babygate quickened the demise.

    They belived in Reeke so that had nothing to do with it.

    Also it became clear that Jake could care less about his fans, all of them. Fangirls,brokies, etc. So they decided why wate time.

    Look at IHJ, dead. This site doesn't count since it's more like a chat room with the same poeple posting anon. back and forth, so yeah his fandom is pretty much kaput.

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  50. "They belived in Reeke so that had nothing to do with it."

    I don't believe JW belived in Reeke, they are too clever to buy that shit.

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  51. 1:38: the only way cunty can make any $$$ is if she went back to porn, maybe she can write a script,LOL!

    Cunty doesn't have it in her to write a book, look at her pathetics dribblings on her sad blog/site.

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  52. "The real reason JW closed down is because they saw the writing on the wall: Jake's fandom was dying and this was before Reeke. The blog was never meant to go on forever, but babygate quickened the demise.

    They belived in Reeke so that had nothing to do with it."

    Yes they "believed" in it, and fuck! and tough shit for those of us who don't - as we're gonna be shit-hit with it until we DO or DIE.

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  53. 1:43, Yes they did then. If they were still around who knows? The thing is they were smart enough to know when to close the blog instead of some who pretend to still be interested in him and just like the attention of having a Jake blog.

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  54. ""They belived in Reeke so that had nothing to do with it."

    I don't believe JW belived in Reeke, they are too clever to buy that shit."

    They were clever enough to know that the party was over. And to get on with their own shit. Kudos to them!

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  55. JW believed in Reeke so they decided to close the blog few weeks after official reeking in Rome?!?

    Yeah, right, that makes sense! LOL

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  56. I'm sure Cantara wouldn't have any problem with writing a book.

    Cantara can write and she has a lot of imagination.

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  57. I find Cuntera a lot of fun since Jake's gone MIA.

    Rather spent time trashing her than weeping crocodile tears over Heath Ledger's death, like, forever.

    Or worrying about Baby Tile that million dollar baby, Matilda, eat yr heart out.

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  58. "JW believed in Reeke so they decided to close the blog few weeks after official reeking in Rome?!?

    Yeah, right, that makes sense! LOL"

    JW was clever to know that once Jake got linked with a woman the fun was over and - surprise, suprise, bitches - it was!

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  59. Well, Reeke is boring as Hell, that part is true!

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  60. As someone who used to read that blog and had some e-mails with the ownes, I can tell you that they had planned to close it in early 2007, before Reeke started and after babygate but decided to close it after Rendition opened since that was the last film Jake completed at that time and they wanted to at least be still open for that.

    Britpop did an Ally and turned over the blog to Prophecy girl.

    They were used by Cunty in the begginning and they knew it but they both had an interest in writing so they thought that they could use her as they used them. That all went down the toilet after babygate.

    They were too smart for cunty and Jake's online fandom.

    The blog that gave Britpop the idea for JW, The Guilded Moose went kaput around the same time. That blogger made fun of crap like Jake and other celebs and the pap pics of them wandering shopping, drinking coffee and using their cell phones.

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  61. I want to read Cantara's revelations.

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  62. I LUV'D Britpop. Hope she's doing well. Funny as hell.

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  63. "I want to read Cantara's revelations."

    I don't think she has any "revelations" but I look forward to reading her batshit delusional and wierd comments - haha - view from the swamp -

    her partner looks like Chas Manson. She looks like a Toad. who could not be curious?

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  64. "The blog that gave Britpop the idea for JW, The Guilded Moose went kaput around the same time. That blogger made fun of crap like Jake and other celebs and the pap pics of them wandering shopping, drinking coffee and using their cell phones."

    Not fair! Like WFT, The Gilded Moose is "open to invited readers only". Some bloggers are selfish!

    The Gilded Moose

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  65. Milk Screenwriter Dustin Lance Black Caught in Flagrante Delicto

    Gawker comments

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  66. Dear Ted:
    I was wondering: If you weren't the respectful married man you are, which one of your closeted Blind Vices would you prefer to get down and dirty with? Personally, if Dashed Dingle-Dream really is who I think he is (amazing eyes and lips, sexy voice 'n' smile, supercool TV show?), I'd die for that guy. But what can a girl do, huh? One thing's for sure: helluva sexy couple, DDD and Judas Jack-Off. So tell me, Teddy Bear, who would you choose?
    —BrGirl

    Dear Hypothetical Ho:
    Neither. I don't go for closet cases, not for a long time.

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  67. Dear Ted:
    I've loved Adam Lambert since I first heard him sing. Now, after reading your perceptive, funny, witty, informative articles, I love you, too! Thanks for keeping the masses entertained.
    —Bamboo

    Dear Fambert:
    Thanks, just hope Adam can overcome the Idol curse and stick around.

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  68. Dear Ted:
    Have you ever assigned more than one Blind Vice moniker to the same person?
    —Some Girl

    Dear Great Question:
    No.

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  69. I would think that at some point if you are in a relationship with someone you love you would want to experience sex without a condom.

    Exactly! Why, Jake and me, we... oh, we don't. Shit. Why can't a gay man be just like a straight man? I don't get it.

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  70. "Cantara, was that you?"

    Geez, pay attention! I've moved to the San Bernadino Mountains to work on the book.

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  71. 10:22: every opportunity should be used to inform and educate people.

    What? So every time you have sex you have do it in an informative and educational way in case a tape of it gets out to the public?

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  72. Ratface twoferJune 13, 2009 4:30 pm

    Cantara, SB mountains aren't far from HW Hills. It would be just like you to drive over here for a midnight snack and revenge.

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  73. So every time you have sex you have do it in an informative and educational way in case a tape of it gets out to the public?

    Yes, exactly!
    You should be always prepared, responsible and know which side is your "good" side for the camera.

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  74. Look at IHJ, dead. This site doesn't count since it's more like a chat room with the same poeple posting anon. back and forth, so yeah his fandom is pretty much kaput.

    Thanks a lot!

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  75. Chin's latest PR crap:

    "In Bloom is (also) indicative of where I am in my life today. I'm feeling very strong and independent, and so happy, so full of life. The fragrance truly captures that feeling - it's very sensual, very romantic and alluring."

    link

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  76. Doesn't anyone find it odd that Cantara says Stephen ran out of the burning lodge with his laptop but when Jake told the story on Letterman (or Conan) he said his dad ran out holding only an empty suitcase?! Jake was there, Cantara was not.. so is the empty suitcase the true version and Cantara is lying or is the laptop account true but Jake trying to make his story funnier by saying "empty suitcase"?

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  77. "In Broom is (also) indicative of where I am in my life today. I'm feeling very rigid and uptight, and so stiff, so full of myself. The fragrance truly captures that feeling - it's very stuck-up, very stifling and asshole-ish."

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  78. And I'm stuck in the Broom closet.

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  79. "You should be always prepared, responsible and know which side is your "good" side for the camera"

    It helps too if you can get it up, which is why there's no het sextape of Jake's.

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  80. In Broom & in the Broom closet

    LOL!

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  81. JW was fun.

    I remember that one of them (at a reading)overheard a private conversation in which Jake's whereabouts were discussed, including who he was with. They never said who it was (at the time), did they ever tell?

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  82. Heads up: Jake is at Bonnaroo today. FYI, Tennessee, where Reese is at also. Expect Reeke fam fotos in People of future son-in-law. Blech.

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  83. Bonnaroo music festival, I presume?

    www.bonnaroo.com

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  84. hey maybe he'll stick his finger up her behind, again.

    hope he keeps zipped up, anyway.

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  85. Ewwww!

    LOL @ fake heterosexuals.

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  86. "I remember that one of them (at a reading) overheard a private conversation in which Jake's whereabouts were discussed, including who he was with."

    Geez, those Gyllenhaals are so careless :)

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  87. Fate, Karma and Just DessertsJune 13, 2009 6:00 pm

    Careless is our Great Aunt.

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  88. Heads up: Jake is at Bonnaroo today. FYI, Tennessee, where Reese is at also. Expect Reeke fam fotos in People of future son-in-law. Blech.



    How you know that?

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  89. 5:51: Jake, Maggie, Peter, Ramona, Chris E. Hampton,LI overheard at the reading.

    6:09: Twitter, Reese is in TN as well.

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  90. Posted on OMG

    Haven't seen one mention of Jake at Bonnaroo, except at WTF2 from anonymous.

    There was a tweet about Reese san Jake in Tennessee

    sans means WITHOUT

    avec means WITH

    Twitter

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  91. so, this means the wedding is on track?

    Somebody stop Toothy before he makes the most terrible mistake of his life!!!! :D

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  92. What wedding?!

    Another music festival Reeke photo ops.

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  93. "Jake is at Bonnaroo today."

    I presume Twitter is the source:

    "kathysabretooth: Spotted: jake gyllenhall, drew barrymore and justin long at bon iver [band]"

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  94. oh, he IS going to marry her. Doesn't mean he is going to stop banging boys but a wedding is being planned as we type.
    Everything seems to be directed on that way

    What an awful end to the Toothy saga :(((

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  95. "oh, he IS going to marry her."

    Of course he's not going to marry the beard.

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  96. wanna bet? ;)

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  97. Nothing to bet about, Jake isn't crazy.

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  98. but Chin is....

    and what Chin wants, Chin has it.

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  99. Nonsense. Chin was dumped by the husband and couldn't find a real bf for her "very strong and so happy" public image. Do you really believe she wanted that?

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  100. She managed to make RP to marry her and get her pregnant. And they were together for 8 looong years (8 centuries in Ryan's sense of time),she is older and smarter now.
    And she is going for Toothy now ...

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  101. 8 looong years of bad marriage. LOL!

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  102. So what if he marries her? As if he'd make OUR lives miserable with it. We'll still be here to bitch about Reeke married or not, until we get bored and move on.

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  103. Nah, Jake would never marry the bitch.

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  104. What a bunch of silly fangirls, much ado about nothing based on a few twitters from TN!! You girls need new source material for you fanfic.

    And for the record, Reese would never marry that wussy motherfucker aka Jake the pathetic.

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  105. 6:46 PM

    Put some heart on this, you are taking away all the fun!

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  106. "What an awful end to the Toothy saga :((("


    For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

    John Greenleaf Whittier

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  107. 6:51 PM

    Reese is more than happy to use Jake for self promotion and crap cosmetics marketing. The bitch is pathetic.

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  108. 6:46 PM

    Put some heart on this, you are taking away all the fun!


    It is free time "fun" what we do here anyway. Most come here when they have time during work or between classes in college. In the end we blog about a Hollywood actor we're currently all obsessed about until we move on to another actor or finally have something better to do with our free time. ;)

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  109. 6:51 There is a difference between that and marrying the pathetic motherfucker. He's useless and a bore and looks like Alf on steroids. What women in her position would want to marry that loser. She will continue to use him as the "BF" and that's it, then she will kick Bubble boy to the curb joining his trashy, broke-ass parents.

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  110. I doubt that people posting here are doing it between classes and work pooking at the times that are posted and that can't be all overseas posters.

    I think the posters here are either out of work or retired, on the old WTF people were encouraged to post as many times as possible before blogger threw you out. My limit then was 25 comments in an hour.

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  111. 7:05 PM

    And what position is that?

    Divorced woman with kids and ex-husband who dumped her for someone younger?
    Publicity whore selling fauxmance?
    A woman who needs a gay pal to take her to industry parties?

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  112. 7:08 PM

    Babbler, what are you babbling about?

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  113. 7:08 PM, let's just say there is a variety of people (people who work, are out of work, retired or still go to college) and different age groups who post here.

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  114. Is there a Reese's fans infestation going on right now in this site??

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  115. Shes not going to marry him. Everyone knows the "relationship" that comes after the divorce/breakup is just a filler. She does not want to be a 2 time loser.

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  116. Doubt Reese is going to marry someone who probably has a whole load of 'Dustin Lance Black' style pics floating around people's hard drives just waiting for the right moment to share with the world.

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  117. NOW would be the right moment!!

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  118. Her industry parties?? I thought Jake was an actor too! Shouldn't it be just industy parties?

    Again, she ain't marrying him so you can stop foaming at the mouth and take your estrogeon pill.

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  119. Jake is too boring for sex tapes, they would have surfaced years ago.

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  120. 7:28 You don't have to say such mean things to make you point!

    And if Jake marries The Chin you will have to take your...reality and apology pill.

    fuck, i suck at comebacks :(

    but you got what i meant

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  121. "Her industry parties?? I thought Jake was an actor too!"

    Jake could go alone. Reese can't/won't go alone, she would look like a loser next to Ryan and Abbie.

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  122. "Is there a Reese's fans infestation going on right now in this site??"

    Babblers.

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  123. "Jake could go alone"


    No,he did it for a coupleof years but apparently now he needs a beard

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  124. 7:32: Reese was presenting at the AA that night while Jake was at the VF schmoozing and waiting for Reese to arrive for photo ops. It sounds like both couldn't bare to be there "alone"!!!

    Mr. Witherspoon!!!

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  125. "It sounds like both couldn't bare to be there "alone"!!!"

    Bullshit, the point was to sell Reeke.

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  126. I think both Jake and Reese should have waited a few months or a year after chin's divorce to start the "romance".
    The rush makes it look like it was all planned since the split OR that they were having an affair while she was still married.

    I think Jake is gay so i vote for the first option, but what about the babblers or the reeke believers? Don't they find the Reeke's official version too odd to be true?

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  127. Re: the overheard comment.

    No, not the one with Jake and Chris.

    This was in NY, and Jake was not at the reading. The conversation was where he was because he was NOT at the reading. He was someplace else. The JW person implied he was away (romantically) with someone, but wouldn't say who.

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  128. Reese won't let Jake go, if they happen to date for real. Jake is a good catch, he's good looking, good with kids and seems nice (admittedly a bit of a wimp too).

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  129. 7:48 PM

    Babblers and Reeke believers believe tabloids and Reese's PR team.

    They are too stupid, naive and ignorant for anything else.

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  130. "(admittedly a bit of a wimp too)."


    Yeah, but that's conveniant for her

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  131. Yeah, but that's conveniant for her

    IA.

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  132. "Reese won't let Jake go, if they happen to date for real."

    LMAO!

    Reese couldn't keep her husband - he cheated and dumped her.

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  133. Reese couldn't keep her husband - he cheated and dumped her.

    I think it's easier to form and manipulate (emotionally) Jake. Just a feeling.

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  134. "I doubt that people posting here are doing it between classes and work pooking . . . "


    What is: pooking?

    just asking. sounds like something Reese's pet pig would do .

    whatever happened to that porker, anyway. I mean, the pig.

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  135. 8:01 PM

    Reese can make Jake really like her? Or turn him straight? lol

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  136. 7:53: They said that they overheard where the Gyllenhaal offspring were;Jake and Maggie. They heard they were in E.Hamptons with peter, maggie (this was shortly after Ramona was born) and Chris.

    They didn't imply anything romantic on the blog, if i recall but that was it.Months later someone who was at the reading (not the JW girls) that i was e-maiking back then overheard that jake, maggie, Peter, Ramona and Chris all went to E.Hampton, fled is the word they used.

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  137. Prophecy girl never implied a romantic gettaway, she said the Gyllenhaal siblings because obviously they weren't there at the Oct. reading. If you remember Chris was with jake a lot around that time after he quit his job, there are pics on IHJ at an awards show around that time and sightings.

    Most people thought they went to MV, they were wrong,

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  138. Actually they were in MV that night. P. Girl from JW stayed in NY the next day. Jake was presented with some award that night attended by RDJ, Lance, Chris and his parents. She pointed out that Jake wasn't in TX or NY because that's where he was papped a lot during that time, it didn't help that lance was with him but Chris was, on their way back from MV. She explains in the poetry post why she couldn't reveal the whereabouts of other members of the Gyllenhaal family because at the August reading a fan overheard where Jake was going to be the next day, NY. They posted it on DC and IHJ. They overheard Chris telling Jake that they were going to NY in the morning.

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  139. Aww you just know tabloids/PR are going to say Reeke went to Tennessee for Jake to ask the dad for her hand in marriage. Jake's an old-fashioned bearder!

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  140. IMO you guys are jumping the gun with the marriage crap. Cmon think about it, is Reeke going to do something so permanent and boring so quickly or are they going to squeeze every last drop of PR out of a long engagement, which btw is a lot easier to get out of than a legal marriage contract?

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  141. OT but LOL. Size doesn't matter, screechy yapping does.

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  142. A mountain lion would commit suicide if the Midget was screeching at it.

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  143. Is Jake still friends with Matthew Katz-Frost? I noticed Alex Greenwald and his group of friends have been talking about him (MKF) on twitter and remembered Jake is/was friends with him.

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  144. Ah, happy days with CuntaraJune 14, 2009 6:27 am

    I remember when Cunty used to be on Dani's WFT daily bitching about how awful we were and defending Papa to the hilt. Whatever happened/changed made her stop coming over and her posts and bitchings dwindled to a trickle. I think she realized some of us might have been right to question the G's lifestyle after all!

    Man, those were fun days.

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  145. "Why are you people obsessed with this hack? From day one she pretended to have inside knowledge of the Gyllenhaal family so she could exploit Jake's online fandom to by Stephen's shitty poetry."

    --------------------------

    Oh we have a long and delicious history with her.

    You're a newbie clearly. You don't understand these blood ties to the past.

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  146. "dressed in hot pants, leopard bikini underwear and riding nude on a unicorn."


    Bruno

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  147. ""dressed in hot pants, leopard bikini underwear and riding nude on a unicorn." BFD, I do that at home all the time.

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  148. 6:29; Long history? JW posted some pics of Jake and his father in May of '06 on their blog, some were posted on IHJ as well. Cunty found out and threatned legal action. they removed them and that's how cunty weaseled her way into Jake's fandom.

    Picturegate, babygate, poetry readings, cunty trashing Dc, WTF,etc. Her rambling posts her fake inside info, her trashinf of GB, IHJ and WDW because they ignore her, etc.

    The funny thing is the posters on this site and OMG don't ignore her.

    I think the "long history" is more that a lot of posters here se themselves in Cunty and identifify with her: obsessive, stalkish, projecting,nutty, middle-aged, personal and professional failures, pretending to kow people or what they think but reall don't, attention whores who think they matter.

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  149. 1:29am: What an odd question. You must have seen the pics of Jake Matt and Reese and some others in pap pics in Venice back in Feb. and last week in NY there were picks of Jake, Rese and Matt in Soho. The full set aren't on IHJ but on WENN there are pics of Matt and Reese taken through a store window, so yes he is still friends with him.

    Alex Greenwald from Phantom planet?

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  150. "Is Jake still friends with Matthew Katz-Frost?"

    Yes, they were together last week in NYC.

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  151. Severe humor/sarcasm-IDing malfunction in Isle 7:26.

    Fuck that shit. Get some sleep.

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  152. Matt is seen the shopping in Soho pics , barley. You can see him more clearly in the pictures posted on WENN when Matt is with Reese in one of the stores, you can also see all 3 of them in the video as well.

    More clear picures from February when they were in Venice, CA.

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  153. I think the "long history" is more that a lot of posters here se themselves in Cunty and identifify with her: obsessive, stalkish, projecting, nutty, middle-aged, personal and professional failures, pretending to kow people or what they think but reall don't, attention whores who think they matter.

    Trolly is pissed off! LOL!

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  154. Alex Greenwald: was in DD, band : Phantom Planet. Kiki dated the lead singer of that group, i assume it was Alex. Alex along with Adam levine went to school with Jake and stayed friends.

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  155. Are there any pictures of Jake and Alex?

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  156. "You're a newbie clearly. You don't understand these blood ties to the past."

    :)

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  157. "Ads for “Brüno” trumpet, “real people, real situations.”

    That was at least true of Representative Ron Paul of Texas, the former Republican presidential candidate. In a scene filmed in early 2008, Mr. Paul sits for an interview with the Baron Cohen character. (Mr. Paul has said he was told the topic would be Austrian economics.) When lighting trouble delays the interview, Mr. Baron Cohen strips to his underwear. Mr. Paul storms out muttering, “This guy is a queer.”

    LOL

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  158. Dear Ted:
    I was wondering: If you weren't the respectful married man you are, which one of your closeted Blind Vices would you prefer to get down and dirty with? Personally, if Dashed Dingle-Dream really is who I think he is (amazing eyes and lips, sexy voice 'n' smile, supercool TV show?), I'd die for that guy. But what can a girl do, huh? One thing's for sure: helluva sexy couple, DDD and Judas Jack-Off. So tell me, Teddy Bear, who would you choose?
    —BrGirl


    Who the heck are Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream? Has Ted gotten bored with Toothy and Goose?

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  159. Judas Jack-Off - Hayden Christensen

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  160. Dashed Dingle-Dream is Judas Jack-Off's boyfriend.

    April 15, 2009

    Dear Ted:
    Is Judas Jack-Off's main gig outside of Hollywood? And if you are going to continue to tell tales about JJO and his BF, I think the BF needs one of your fabulous nicknames. Also, is said BF in the acting biz?
    —Bizzend

    Dear Introducing…:
    We will be hearing more about Dashed Dingle-Dream quite soon, promise.

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  161. "Has Ted gotten bored with Toothy and Goose?"

    Never!

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  162. I am bored with Toothy and Goose.

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  163. Adam Lambert On 20/20: Coming Out, Fame, And Making Out With Girls (VIDEO)June 14, 2009 10:29 am

    Adam Lambert sat down with 20/20's Chris Connolly Friday night for to talk about his Rolling Stone cover, how he came out to his parents, and wanting to be in love.

    Lambert, busy getting ready for the 'Idol' summer tour, was joined for part of the interview by his mother, who talked about supporting her son when he came out and how he used to love playing dress up.

    Lambert, who said he's only been in love once, also gave hope to his legions of female fans.

    "I've been known to make out with girls from time to time. Couple drinks involved, you know, it's fun. And who knows, maybe it'll go further someday."

    Huffington Post

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  164. OT - Hey Girl, Here's An Afternoon Ryan Gosling JamJune 14, 2009 11:00 am

    Today has been pretty heartbreaking, frustrating, and headdesk worthy thus far.
    I think we need a break, so here's a video of Ryan Gosling and Justin Timberlake breaking it down for you, girl, on the Mickey Mouse Club.

    Ryan Gosling and Justin Timberlake

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  165. Ryan Gosling and Mickey Mouse Club?! I had no idea :)

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  166. "I've been known to make out with girls from time to time. Couple drinks involved, you know, it's fun. And who knows, maybe it'll go further someday."

    Cunt tease!

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  167. Lambert is selling false hope to ignorant girls. Real classy. Hope he's not serious.

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  168. Adam can't be held responsible for ignorant girls.

    Q: Adam, are you gay?

    A: Yes, I am.

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  169. "Hope he's not serious."

    Seriuos about maybe trying heterosexual sex one day? Why wouldn't he be serious, a lot of straight and gay people are curious about stuff they never tried.

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  170. I was never curious about lesbian sex, but I would LOVE to be a gay boy for a few days. Sluty gay boy :)

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  171. I just don't like Adam. He's too smarmy.

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  172. Adam is dreamy.

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  173. Jennifer Aniston made fun of herself at the Crystal and Lucy Awards (and surely set herself up for a million more unnecessary tabloid stories) by joking about how the titles of her movies often match up with her love life: "I have a strange parallel with movies I was doing and my life off screen. First, it was The Good Girl...which evolved into Rumor Has It, followed by Derailed. Then there was The Breakup, followed by the lighter side, Friends With Money. If anyone has a movie called Everlasting Love With an Adult Stable Man, that would be great! I'm at table six, and my agents are at table 12."

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  174. Judas Jack-Off - Hayden Christensen

    Is Hayden still gay? Hasn't Rachel cured him yet? Wonder if he has to get drunk to boink her.

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  175. Oh, Jennifer, you poor girl. You would have been so great playing the part of Toothy's Beard. But you ended up with a string of losers instead.

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  176. Tom, John and WillJune 14, 2009 11:46 am

    11:42 AM

    Only Scientology cures homosexuality.

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  177. "Adam is dreamy."

    Jake, is that you?

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  178. "Oh, Jennifer, you poor girl. You would have been so great playing the part of Toothy's Beard. But you ended up with a string of losers instead."

    NO NO NO. Look, she's being real and trying for love, real love, even if it means striking out. Being a beard is being a loser, because it means you aren't even getting up to bat, shit you aren't even on the bench - you never tried out for the team.

    That's why Jake had a hard time getting a beard, who the hell wants to sacrifice their quest for real love and a genuine life?

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  179. Zachary Quinto catches up with his Heroes costar Dania Ramirez with a quick shopping trip in West Hollywood on Saturday afternoon (June 13).

    Zach, 32, will soon be heading out to NYC to produce and star in a movie about the world financial meltdown. He tells Jam, “I would play a sort of young financial analyst who comes from a rocket science background and applies that knowledge to the financial world. It’s a significantly different character than either [Star Trek's] Spock or [Heroes'] Sylar. It has elements of Glengarry Glen Ross.”

    JJ

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  180. "Zachary Quinto catches up with his Heroes costar Dania Ramirez with a quick shopping trip in West Hollywood"

    JJ comment: "I thought he was gay???"

    Fangirls are hopeless. lol

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  181. Ignorant's dictionaryJune 14, 2009 12:17 pm

    gay = NEVER EVER do anything, speak to or be seen with opposite sex.

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  182. "Adam Lambert On 20/20 video"

    Love flirting with that clothes store guy :)

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  183. Posted on OMG by bounced check

    Perez on Reese's smell:

    "We're sure Jake Gillenpoo loves the girly scent - for himself!"

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  184. apparently Perez didnt received the PR $$ check of the month yet

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  185. That fat bitch, I'm not girly!

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  186. Dear Jake:

    If you think you already heard all the gay jokes about you, wait until PoP comes out.

    i wish you good luck w/that :)

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  187. Jake The PrinceJune 14, 2009 2:27 pm

    My Prince of Persia is one macho man, just wait and hear me roar!

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  188. Which singer/actress has pretty much given up playing it straight? She and a galpal openly sucked face after splitting a bottle of tequila at NYC’s Cain Luxe on May 26. (Star via Blind Gossip)

    * Kathie Lee Gifford, obviously. Or Queen Latifah?

    This closeted acting heartthrob is hunting for a new bachelor pad. It’s not because he wants to live alone. It’s because he wants to do something about his current living situation before he really begins hating his ex so much that it interferes with his work. The reason for all the animosity? He caught his ex in bed with a tranny. (Blind Gossip)

    * Chace Crawford and Chuck Bass? And if Chuck Bass effs trannies I better work on my tuck.

    Which up-and-coming film star was smoking an alien substance out in the open at a recent NYC party? (Gatecrasher)

    * Was the alien substance Tommy Girl's jizzim? I'll guess Chris Pine or Zachary Quinto?

    Dlisted

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  189. "This closeted acting heartthrob is hunting for a new bachelor pad. It’s not because he wants to live alone."

    Come on boys, kiss and make up!

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  190. God Finally Endorses ProphylacticsJune 14, 2009 3:05 pm

    A safe sex campaign in Austria reminds gays that condoms can be their guardian angels.

    NSFWish
    Is It Hot in Here or Is It Me?

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  191. Mein Gott, das ist sexy!

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  192. "A safe sex campaign in Austria reminds gays that condoms can be their guardian angels."

    That looks like a gay sex campaign to me :)

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