Wednesday, 11 February 2009
Beard or Bust!
If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.
- Ogden Nash
I never had long hair before I got busted. I never had a beard before I got busted.
- Charles Manson
If the beard were all, goats could preach.
- Danish proverb
You can't grow a beard if you shave.
- Bob Blue
NO! Not the beard!
- Lord of The Rings
In Hollywood, you can keep a mistress, or a boyfriend, maybe both. You can go gay, bi, or pan-sexual. Just don't tell anybody, and don't get caught.
- Rock Hudson
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... don't make silly statements like what Jake's life would haven been with Heath
Don't be silly.
Gossip and speculations are more than welcome - keep that in mind!
Do you think Jake saw Matilda when he was in NY?
Yes.
He [Jake] does this kind of stuff. Its called brown-nosing.
brown-nose - flatter with the intention of getting something
:)
a voice like a god, a face like a Renaissance sculpture and a sexual power that transcended gender
2:14, I have just cried watching Casanova & had to agree with your assessment. He was such a youngster.
Hum I am not sure Heath was the Jake's god LOL
Calm down 2:14 , heath worshippers are funny but totally biased of course LOL
4:39 AM
You are totally biased too. Please try to be funny :)
Sweet georgia brown nose, where's my pack of penis?
No worries Jake, you can share mine.
Ian seems in total contradiction with what Ted says
It's fun , so Jake was "so in love with heath" , not so much with Austin and baby tile then ??????
If jaustin fans can be disappointed, at least jake/heath slash fans are the winners !
Hey Matilda hurry and grow up so you can write that tell-all book!
Ramona and Ava, you too!
If jaustin fans can be disappointed, at least jake/heath slash fans are the winners !
I think TBs are fine with both "options".
Ian seems in total contradiction with what Ted says
Not at all. Ian and Dawn Olsen confirmed / repeated Ted's point about Jake living in a closet.
DCForum has a poll in March-April 2006: "You'd like to see Jake with whom?"
I am sure Jake used to look over that site in early 2006, he knew well about the poll. Guess who won by a large number of votes: Jake with Heath.
The Reeke Egypt valentines trip is probably a cover while Reese has some "work" done before her next movie starts shooting. Maybe she's getting the knobby chin sanded down or boobs put in or the psuedo-baby bump flab is gonna get sucked up into a tube. Maybe Jake can use the time to get work done on himself too, like getting the newscap hat surgically removed or having a backbone put in.
DCForum 2006, the good ol days before they were taken over by fag hags, complete bores and homophobics.
The "Casanova" pics were the first I saw of Jake and Austin. Looking back, I find it interesting that Jake and Austin would go to see a movie of Heath playing a world famous lover. I wonder whose idea that was.
By the way, Heath was at the height of his beauty in that film.
February 18, 2009 12:12 AM
Yep.
What I didn't understand was why had Jake that preoccupied look on his face. I can't link to the precise picture, but you can see the sadness in the baby blues.
I am sure Jake used to look over that site in early 2006, he knew well about the poll.
Why are you sure? (I think he did lurk or is still lurking fan sites :)
you can see the sadness in the baby blues.
I agree
Casanova 1
Casanova 2
Casanova 3
Casanova 4
What I didn't understand was why had Jake that preoccupied look on his face.
Maybe because he was "caught" with Austin?
the Heath/Jake/Michelle love triangle theory:
It remains me of the gay guys in the movie "Cabaret". Both men screwed L Minelli's character but they actually wanted to fuck each other. "Bi-curious" guys do that all the time...
Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Jake and Michelle? When? Why?
Aha yes all becomes clear, Austin upsets some because he's gay, and that's always been a factor, esp on DC where "gay is not gay"
Ive never visited the Heath threads so this is kind of interesting altho totally boring.
thanks alot Ian you idiot
This is AMAZING! I thought no one will ever know.
Heath could have been hell to deal with, but I think Jake would have responded to, if not been inspired by, the constant challenge. Heath had so many interests, so many skills, and was such a superior actor that Jake would have had not choice but to respond if only to keep up.
Not to mention, he had a voice like a god, a face like a Renaissance sculpture and a sexual power that transcended gender.
Oh yes . . . we can never know, but I agree. I never thought there was much to the Heath and Jake thing, but now, reading these posts, you gotta wonder.:)
G*d, I love worshipping Heath - love these posts.
Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Jake and Michelle? When? Why?
I alawys noticed the three of them seemed pretty close and Anne Hathaway was kinda left out. LOL. I think many noticed that.
But I have to say, I did see something genuine and unguarded in the Lakers I pics - something that Jake doesn't let show since. I don't care if he and Reese enact a page out of the Kama Sutra in the middle of the Staples Center at halftime during a Lakers game, I just don't see that same kind of natural ease and comfort. And after making out with Heath in BBM, how could Jake not feel something, or Heath for Jake as well. :)
All the years I spent avoiding Heathens has gone to naught. I cant believe you people.
But it's kind of nice to see you all so thrilled.
& fanboy Jake, you love this stuff, too.
Wait'll Kim tosses you swooning swains in the billabong.
I alawys noticed the three of them seemed pretty close and Anne Hathaway was kinda left out.
Heath/Jake/Michelle love triangle theory: how did that work?
Wait'll Kim tosses you swooning swains in the billabong.
:) we're terrible! I know it.
Heath/Jake/Michelle love triangle theory: how did that work?
Maybe they didn't have threesomes, but just thought about it? LOL.
"Heath Worshippers" Jealous much.
Heath was worth worshipping. What have you got?
Poor Jaustin fans. So easily threatened.
If you know that Jake and Austin found true blue love with each other and it the epic tale you think it is, what do you care if some of us think Jake may have been in love with Heath.
Hmmm. Heath or Austin? Heath, please.
And after making out with Heath in BBM, how could Jake not feel something, or Heath for Jake as well. :)
Imagine, you become friends, respect each other as actors. Then you do love scenes and maybe even enjoy them. You notice how the other smells, tasts, feels like. And if one is gay/bi, the other bi curious, it's very likely that there were feelings and attraction.
Michelle did say something about enjoying watching Heath and Jake kiss, didn't she? ;)
Ian is probably full of it.
But if I could choose a man for Jake, it would have been Heath. He was a singular talent and a multi-faceted man. And beautiful.
Austin, oh please.
Maybe they didn't have threesomes, but just thought about it?
Ok, that's the only H/J/M combination that makes sense to me :)
8:56, Oh G*d, I know. Actors have said sometimes, even though it isn't always the most conducive situation to romantic feelings, more like being scrutinized under the bright lights, sometimes they have no chemistry with their costar, other times they do. Many HW romances start out this way. Even Jake has said that.
^^In other words, it's work sometimes, but they are only human. Heath and Jake would have been fireworks in real life.
"Maybe they didn't have threesomes, but just thought about it? LOL"
They didn't get into threesomes,LOLY.
Just J & H seducing the same gal because they never dared to do something between them. Michelle was only an excuse, a link. Then she became preggers and had to stick w/ H.
The End?
^^ :)
I wish I had been able to adore Heath more while he was still here. I'll tell you one thing, it was so obvious that Heath absolutely *hated* the paparazzi and HW game, and he was so adamant about not wanting attention, and he and Michelle always had the worst sourpusses and flipping off the paps whenever they were caught, I didn't follow them. Sometime it was a little intimidating, Heath's demeanor! But I adore both of them, H&J.
"Ian is probably full of it.
But if I could choose a man for Jake, it would have been Heath. He was a singular talent and a multi-faceted man. And beautiful"
But Heath is not gay! Its as if you're pairing a chihuahua with a kangaroo.
Dreamland ahoy!
You meant to say a beautiful labrador, right? Right?
"You meant to say a beautiful labrador, right? Right?"
Sorry honey, only lab Ive seen lately belongs to Disney's CGI people and the only Jake Ive seen has been totally chihuahua'd, wearin' a diamond collar walking around Brentwood.
^ ^ ^
I meant to say "being walk'd around"
"it was so obvious that Heath absolutely *hated* the paparazzi and HW game"
ok,enough. Heath plaid the HW game as any other actor.He had no problems showing himself during BBM promotion and season awards.
He liked parties and women too. After he died, it was showed how he used to go out with a lot of high profile celebrities.
He even plaid the home-guy for a short while (sorry to Heath/Michelle fans but they lasted too little to be a seriously commited couple)
He seemed to be a nice guy,of course.But please stop with the "he was too good for Hollywood shit". He was no better or worse than the rest.
" Jake said...
This is AMAZING! I thought no one will ever know.
Sorry, mate, you kiss really good, but there is nothing like a dame. . .
He liked parties and women too. After he died, it was showed how he used to go out with a lot of high profile celebrities.
That isn't HW game.
Heath didn't like promotion and awards shows - he and those who knew him said so.
Jake is a beautiful blue-eyed Alaskan malamute or Siberian husky. :)
9:39 AM, I think Heath was one of those actors who hated the attenion, because he was awkward and too self-conscious. Watch some of his interviews. I don't think he ever called papz for photo ops. I followed him and always had the impression he was a bit paranoid about his privacy.
Heath didn't like promotion and awards shows - he and those who knew him said so.
^^^^
that's because he was very insecure, not becuse he didn't like the attention and the benefits of being a HW actor.
NOBODY becomes a star without want it. It takes work, dedication, contacts and a lot of lobby.It's not like winning the lotery, stardom doesn't come just by luck or destiny. If Heath was a star is because he once wanted to be one.
^^As for Heath and Michelle. I believe he was interested in her, at first. I think he got over that feeling pretty quickly. Allegedly he and Naomi Watts split because he wasn't ready for kids, to commit. I think Michelle felt that this wouldn't last unless she got preggers. Pity that some women don't get that a kid most of the time doesn't keep a man. Add to that Heath's, problems/issues, I believe he had. No wonder it didn't last. Heath was a nice, talented and attractive man, but IMO with many demons.
If Heath was a star is because he once wanted to be one.
I don't think Heath ever wanted to be a star.
I loved Heath, and I do think Jake had a crush on him. And I might even enjoy some of the slash written here over the past few days if it wasn't for the need to make him a god. I don't get it, but people sure love to worship dead HW stars.
I'm also a little disturbed at all the worship of a straight man as the ideal "gay" man, while slagging on Austin because he's too gay. IMO this smacks of homophobia. Gay men are okay only if they are really straight.
As for Dawn and Ian, yes she confirmed that everyone knows Jake is TT, but beyond that she knew practically nothing about him. Among other things, when talking about Reese she said that Rendition was a horrible movie because Jake and Reese had no chemistry together! And when Ian asked her about talk that Jake had a crush on Heath, she said could be.
Ian clearly had her on just to confirm that everyone thinks Jake is TT. Not the same thing as having any evidence of it. Ian also seems clueless about Austin, saying that maybe he got involved with him after Heath died. Well, after Heath died Jake basically spent most of the whole year away from L.A. on film sets, so when was this supposed to happen?
Ian completely ignores timelines in his stories, a sure sign that he's just pulling a lot of this out of his ass.
I'm also a little disturbed at all the worship of a straight man as the ideal "gay" man, while slagging on Austin because he's too gay. IMO this smacks of homophobia. Gay men are okay only if they are really straight.
I wouldn't call Heath straight. I think he was bi-curious and experimented a few times, maybe even with Jakey-poo. ;)
And when Ian asked her about talk that Jake had a crush on Heath, she said could be.
She said " I believe that".
This all would be much more fun and interesting if Heath was still alive. Now it's like water under the bridge. Yes, Jake had a crush on him and they seemed to be good friends too. It would have been interesting to follow them, but now it's pointless. :(
10:05
I understand your POV but i disagree a little. I think Heath liked talking sweet to all his girlfriends,made them believe they were special and destined to be "the one". MW got caught in all that tangle of bullshit and maybe she thought they might be ready to settle down,have a baby and become the next golden couple.
It lasted no longer than a quick fart but i really think that both of them thought it was a good idea at the moment. Heath was very sad after the split (apparently) maybe because he knew he was prone to screw up all his relationships.His interest in his women was always very volatile but i bet he liked to live his love stories like they were something truthful and special
so, what's happening with Jake? No stories about him today? ;)
so, what's happening with Jake? No stories about him today? ;)
He's probably with Reese in Egypt. What's there to talk about?
If Heath was a star is because he once wanted to be one.
I don't think Heath ever wanted to be a star.
^^^^
Well done,then.Going to Hollywood and auditioning for the most famous directors on high profile movies.
C'mon now,it's not like he was doing Shakespeare in the park!
There is nothing wrong with wanting to be a star just don't act annoyed about it later!
Jake must be in Egypt trying to get the sand out of his cracks while mommy yells at him for not staying out of trouble.
10:31 AM, I believe he wanted to work for directors he respected and admired. Maybe he didn't know at first that "stardonm" would take a toll on him. It obviously did, look what happened to him.
10:31 you clearly don't know two shits about Heath.
^^If you look at video footage of Heath as a teen, he was so open and fun, a sunny boy. The longer he was in the business, he broodier and weirder he got.
Maybe he didn't know at first that "stardonm" would take a toll on him. It obviously did, look what happened to him.
What you mean? His career was doing more than fine. It was his party going what made his family falling apart. No sense to blame Hollywood machinery for that.
I think Dawn said "I'd believe that" not "I blieve that". In any event, believing something is still not the same thing as knowing it. Just more hot air, has no more weight than us saying we believe Jake had a crush on Heath.
Going to Hollywood and auditioning for the most famous directors on high profile movies.
Some people want to be actors, not stars.
Jake must be in Egypt trying to get the sand out of his cracks while mommy yells at him for not staying out of trouble.
LOL.
10:31 you clearly don't know two shits about Heath.
Calm down,dear Heathen. It was just an opinion...
10:40 AM, Ian said on set sources told him about the crush and this lady said she believed it. That's how it was.
The worship for Heath is no different than the worship that used to exist for Jake.
If everyone will recall, Ted recently said that Toothy wishes his boyfriend were more like George Clooney. I don't think that has to do with George's bearding. I think it has to do with George being more of Jake's ideal.
Jake may love Austin, but Austin isn't his ideal. This is a Brad-Jennifer-Angelina situation waiting to happen.
I have no problem believing that Jake had been in love with Heath because it would explain his reaction to Heath's death. Yes, Heath could be wild and untameable, but I am sure the challenge would have appealed to Jake.
I don't like or dislike Austin. But he just isn't at Heath's level, and I don't just mean as an actor. I just think that, if Heath were gay, he would have been a better choice for Jake. He would have inspired Jake.
Yes, Jake and Heath had a powerful chemistry. That was not just the result of acting. Jake was too obvious about his affection.
Some people want to be actors, not stars.
^^^^
Then stick to theater plays or choose low profiles roles. Sorry, i'm not into HW celebrities whining.I believe Stars doesn't born, they are made.
^^Heath planned to go into directing. He planned to direct " A Queen's Gambit" with Ellen Paige in the leading role. Michelle said he was more comfortable behind the camera. He directed some great music videos. Todd Hayness watched them and liked them a lot. That's a huge compiment. So, it seems Heath wanted to work behind the camera after TDK, there were no other projects lined up for him, because he planned to direct his first feature film.
^^I meant after Imaginarium. He did this movie as a favour to his friend Gilliam. Gilliam produced flop after flop in the last couple of years. IDK how Imaginarium will turn out. Call me sceptical.
Then stick to theater plays or choose low profiles roles.
Why? True actors enjoy making movies too. There is a need and a place for true actors even in Hollywood.
"The worship for Heath is no different than the worship that used to exist for Jake."
Heath worship is quite diffrent from Jake worship, in my view. Jake commentary was always "dirtier", and also funny. One of the reasons why Eyelashes always bothered the moderators, they didnt get the jokes and preferred innuendo to straight sex talk. Heathens more "romantic", and gentle with one another and their hero.
Heath bi-sexual? Gimme a break. Any st person can have sexual feelings for same-sex, doesnt mean they are bi- Heath was neither gay nor bi-, and that also makes a difference in the kind of fans he attracts.
I've still got my eye on Ian. Think he's a 'phobe. don't like the guy, at all.
Heath may not have been gay or bi, but I think he was bi curious (like I already said) and I also think he did experiment with the same sex a few times.
Heath was neither gay nor bi-, and that also makes a difference in the kind of fans he attracts
Really? How so?
"Heath may not have been gay or bi, but I think he was bi curious (like I already said) and I also think he did experiment with the same sex a few times."
Everybody's "curious" - and guys always seem to do stuff together just to test out the equipment and so forth. Lottsa girls do, also.
Doesnt mean a thing, Alma.
Lottsa girls do, also.
Not me, never was curious about that.
"Heath was neither gay nor bi-, and that also makes a difference in the kind of fans he attracts
Really? How so?"
Compare Heath sites and Jake sites.
Im not saying by, the way, that Jake attracts more gay posters. Just diff'rent personality types, diff'rent kind of projections.
More very young boys & girls are "experimenting" with same sex stuff, to check out their sexual i.d. some immature grown people also hahaha.
Lance and McBongbong - "tried it didnt like it" Assholes. Whoops, no assholes.
Dawn said Rendition was bas cause Jake and reese had no chemistry in Rendition?????
has she seen the movie ?
They had no scene together LOL
Like Ian , she seems "amateur"
And she never heard of Grey Goose?
she is a goose.
Lance and McBongbong - "tried it didnt like it" Assholes.
Who tried what?
Whether Heath and Jake consumed it or not, we'll never know. But, to me, the affection between them was very obvious. I think they kept in touch and were friends until Heath died. End of story.
Aha yes all becomes clear, Austin upsets some because he's gay, and that's always been a factor, esp on DC where "gay is not gay"
Ive never visited the Heath threads so this is kind of interesting altho totally boring.
thanks alot Ian you idiot
^^ Put up your napkins and butch up your tissue paper ass feelings would you. Just because there seems to be another spin to this stroy and your fantasy of J/A may be crushed. Some here don't care if he had the hots for Heath or Austin. Or both! If he was involved with Heath, and that's a big if, it was probably something that happened once or twice. I think Jake was more into Heath and Heath more infatuated with Jake's interest in him. Now Austin and Jake may have been involved for some time on and off. kinda open relationship. I don't believe in the J/A romance theory at all. I think they were fuck buddies at best and good friends. Hopefully they are still good friends, but I doubt it. JMO.
***As for Heath and Michelle. I believe he was interested in her, at first. I think he got over that feeling pretty quickly. Allegedly he and Naomi Watts split because he wasn't ready for kids, to commit. I think Michelle felt that this wouldn't last unless she got preggers. Pity that some women don't get that a kid most of the time doesn't keep a man. Add to that Heath's, problems/issues, I believe he had. No wonder it didn't last. Heath was a nice, talented and attractive man, but IMO with many demons.***
I agree with everything you've said!
Whether Heath and Jake consumed it or not, we'll never know.
Just be patient!
"Whether Heath and Jake consumed it or not, we'll never know.
Jake says he's got a short gag reflex so I guess he did not consume it. Did Heath swallow it? As you say, we'll never know, will we?
Heathens are very naive, which is kinda sweet, but also boring.
When Jake made the short gag reflex comment on Conan, I said to myself "boy you just don't know what to say out of your mouth, or you're a damn goog tease".
Sorry. goog = good
Will be interesting to find out what the Sphinx thinkx about Reeke.
I'll consult my I Ching on this one.
Since when does goog equal good?
I have a short gag reflex.
Jake says he's got a short gag reflex so I guess he did not consume it. Did Heath swallow it? As you say, we'll never know, will we?
He gaged because of what was in the diaper. Many, even parents, are grossed out by it. Maybe Jake wouldn't have/didn't have problems swallowing Heath's juice? ;)
O gosh Ive never gagged over my own baby's poo, only those of others.
Those you love smell sweet as roses.
Heathens are naive? Coming from people who want to believe in some true love fairytale about Jake, Austin and a baby?
At least Heath was a dynamic, multi-talented man. And most of all, a great actor (unlike Jake or Austin).
I am curious about some of these reactions. Does anyone have any theories as to why the idea that Jake was/is in love with Heath bother some so much? Why so threatened by this?
Whether any of this is true or not, why would you want Jake to be with a third-rate actor, rather than one of the best?
You've got to admit, Heath and Jake were electrifying. They would have made a smoking hot couple.
O gosh Ive never gagged over my own baby's poo, only those of others.
Those you love smell sweet as roses.
Maybe Jake will feel like you whn he has his own? You can love your sibling's kids, your godchild(ren), your friends kids, but there is no comparison when you have your own.
"Heath was a nice, talented and attractive man, but IMO with many demons"
oh right!
a common person = drugs
Hollywood star = demons
a common person = thief
Hollywood Star = a clepto
oh,dear...
At least Heath was a dynamic, multi-talented man. And most of all, a great actor (unlike Jake or Austin).
Jake is miles ahead from Austin acting-wise. Though if Jake keeps company with Reese and does PoP stuff, I might agree with you in a couple of years. But I hope everything, Jake's personal and professional life, will change for the better. Fingers crossed.
Maybe Jake will feel like you whn he has his own? You can love your sibling's kids, your godchild(ren), your friends kids, but there is no comparison when you have your own."
I urped when changing my niece's diapere, thot I would do the same with my own kid. Not. Its very visceral, I think.
When I love somebody I love their smell.
Okay Heathens, think of Jake sniffing Heath's hair in motel scene. Delicious!
Heath on the other hand was always sniffing himself, his shirt, washing his privates, and even his ears, and so forth, worried that he'd taken a nice bath.
Oh BBMt was so much fun!
But Heathens - get over it! (On the hand, why?)
^^I think if Jake led a more low key life, w/o high profile girlfriends and chose interesting movies, he'd fare better. Reese/PoP is not so good. I think Jake is better than that. I hope it's just a phase.
The assumption by some of you that those who are not thrilled by the Jake/Heath fantasy are JAustin freaks is way off. Why do you make this assumption? This is not a Jake/Austin blog.
Which goes to show that many Heathen fans are very touchy about Austin - and prefer Jake with a straight man.
To each his own, said the parmesian cheese as it hit the sauce.
Rudolph Valentino aka The Sheik who was gay married a domineering woman whom everybody hated.
No, you can't help who you fall for - and if you follow the post trail back far enough, what started this convo was what might have lead to a heartbreak scenario for Jake - not who anyone preferred he be with, or anything disparaging about one or the other. Falling for a straight guy, or a guy who wasn't sure, a guy who was maybe experimenting, and who ran off to hide maybe when it got to be too much.
A love affaire involves two people. A crush only one.
The heart does not break via a crush, but it can very embarrassing and traumatic when reality hits the fan.
Heath was not in love with Jake.
But whatever turns ya on!
A heart can and does break during a one-sided crush.
Heath was not in love with Jake.
You can not know that.
"You can not know that."
Oh? Excuse me, how many years outta the playpen are you, anyway?
But I do love this about you guys, your faithful innocence. Never love it! It is truly endearing.
^ ^
I mean "never lose it"
1:01 PM,
12:49 PM is right. We do not know what happened between Jake and Heath.
oh dear *dreaming*
Rudolph Valentino aka The Sheik who was gay married a domineering woman whom everybody hated.
Valentino hated her too.
"Toward the end of their marriage, Rambova was banned from his sets by contract. Valentino and Rambova divorced in 1925. The end of the marriage was bitter, with Valentino bequeathing Rambova one dollar in his will."
Farewell, Loki
Well, this is a fucking sad shot to the heart. Mickey Rourke's beloved best friend and confidante, Loki, has passed on to the cat cookie bakery in the sky at the tender age of 18 (in human years). Mickey's rep confirmed to E! that Loki trotted off to heaven on Monday night.
When Mickey won the Golden Globe he thanked his dog friends for being the only constant love in his life. And if Mickey wins the Oscar on Sunday, I'm sure Loki will be watching from above. It's pretty fucking depressing that Loki couldn't be there with Mickey. I'm sure she had a rhinestone-covered outfit all picked out!
Rest in peace, Loki.... You will be forever missed!
Dlisted
"The end of the marriage was bitter, with Valentino bequeathing Rambova one dollar in his will."
Willing to betcha Reeke will end bitterly, also.
I don't think so, Reeke business is just business.
"I don't think so, Reeke business is just business."
It's about money. nothing so bitter as fights about money.
Valentino and Rambova was "business" also.
Reese and Jake are friends. They do not have an emotional investment in each other. So, there is no reason for a bitter break.
Jake and Austin, if together, will be a different matter.
Yes children, you can fall in love with someone who does not love you back.
And it can be devastating. At least as long as they are alive, you can have your fantasy. Hope against all evidence to the contrary, that with time, it may somehow work out. (Especially if the rumors about Heath and twinks was true)
But when he dies, at the age of 28, and you know you will never see, feel, hear him again. Well...
The what ifs could just kill you (in other ways than the physical).
1:30 PM
I'm confident that Reeke have a comprehensive fauxmance contract.
The what ifs could just kill you (in other ways than the physical).
Sad but true.
Lance and McBongbong - "tried it didnt like it" Assholes.
Who tried what?
If the rumors about Heath and twinks are true, sounds like Austin would have had a better chance than Jake.
And if you think Jake should pick his partners based on how successful they are, well that is just pathetic. I mean, if you say he shouldn't go out with one of the homeless guys in that park in Santa Monica, that's one thing. But to chose someone based on how big of a star they are? IF that's the kind of person Jake is, well, then just one more nail in the coffin for me.
Michelle Williams - I read her new boyfriend Spike Jonze, is into dope and a player, supposedly cheated on Sophia Coppola while they were an item. Anyone knows more?
If Jakey is into the opposite sex as well, I can understand the wish for him to hook up with Michelle by some. Jake, Michelle, Matilda and Jake jr. How sweet would that be? ;) But seriously if he wants to settle with a woman, he should find someone not in the business. If he wants to be part of Matilda's life, he should try to be a good godfather that's enough. It's probably better Jake and Michelle remain friends, more maybe wouldn't be so good.
Mcbongo made a joke about trying it and not liking it when asked about Lance. Who knows what really happened. In hindsight I do think that summer was all about getting Jake not only getting publicity, but trying to make him look straight. Backfired just like Reeke. Twice burned, will they try for a third round?
Heathens have not been following the life and times of Jake the way Jake fans have been doing so it is a bit of a burden to have to explain all the shit that has gone down the past three years in J's life.
Spike Jonze, is into dope and a player, supposedly cheated on Sophia Coppola while they were an item.
Supposedly Kiki and Sophia Coppola were "an item" for a while.
Thanks 1:50 for answering the question to which I hadnte the patience to respond. You are a good person. Jake looked sorta hollow eyed in pictures from this adventure.
Lance looking all girly and giddy next to Jake didnt help - like the Lakers pix of two studs out for an evening. Nice try PR! Yuk yuk yuk. No wonder they're keeping the kid under wraps.
Mcbongo made a joke about trying it and not liking it when asked about Lance.
Oh, he likes it all right.
In hindsight I do think that summer was all about getting Jake not only getting publicity, but trying to make him look straight.
Then,i wonder what PR people think straight means
Not getting cashmere socks birdfeeders and English tea sets for your birthday?
Hey, what could be straighter than engaging in sports with two other guys. Now one guy, that's trouble. But two? No one would dare think of three-ways.
"Then,i wonder what PR people think straight means"
See Interview photos. And to Ellen, Jake says "that's not me."
Fuckin' aye right, bud.
On the other hand Jake said Swoff was "the real me"
WTF!
Engaging in sports with two MACHO men.
The purpose of Jake,Lance and Matt was to generate interest from studios for that lame Lance Armstrong bio after Matt Damon and Sony dropped out of it.
Jake is a cyclist and a long admirer of Lance, he is seen wearing the livestrong bracelet long before 2006. Matt has a production Co. and was hoping to co-produce. It didn't happen,HW had no interest. Lance and Matt have been friends for years in TX, people outside of TX never knew that because the paps weren't trailing them 24/7. Jake and Lance remained friends and there were sightings of them hanging out long after the sunmmer of 2006. Don't thing Matt and Jake bonded like Jake and Lance but all three were seen hanging out in Nov. of '06.
It had nothing to do with engaging in MACHO sports, it was all PR.
Thanks 2:23. Nice to have a little light of reality enter in today.
"At least Heath was a dynamic, multi-talented man. And most of all, a great actor (unlike Jake or Austin)."
Sorry if I am not so enthousiastic about Heath. He was great in BBM, Candy and the Dark knight
the rest.... nothing great !
Some actors's talent is revealed with some interesting roles!
As for Jake , he has the potential to give more , he has to choose his roles well.
I think he doesn't need a model, Heath wasn't a model , nobody is!
I don't get it, but people sure love to worship dead HW stars.
It's because the dead have already made all their mistakes and can't disappoint anymore.
^ ^ ^
and they stay young and beautiful.
""I don't get it, but people sure love to worship dead HW stars."
see Keats' Ode On A Grecian Urn, regarding two lovers engraved upon the vase, pursuing one another
"For ever warm and still to be enjoy'd,
For ever panting, and for ever young"
thus the lovers of BBMt
It's not about worshipping a dead star. It's about recognizing the talent that was.
Heath was:
an actor, singer, musician, athlete, horseman, marksman, director, photographer, founder of an artist collective, etc, etc.
Those are just some reasons. I sure there are things missing from the list; these are just off the top of my head.
Yes, Heath was a brillant actor. You couldn't have two roles more different than Ennis Del Mar and the Joker, and he pulled both off brillantly. Jake is not at his level yet. But the role of Jack Twist shows that he has the talent. It needs to be nurtured. Unfortunately, there is no one in LA who is going to do this. I really think the best thing Jake could do for himself would be to move to New York where he would be surrounded by the right kind of creative energy. And he could also use some of Heath's fearlessness.
And for Austin. He may get there, but I don't see him with the skill set to do it. I think he will always be B-C level at best.
As for Jake , he has the potential to give more , he has to choose his roles well."
Oh but he has chosen his roles so well. Rendition was a masterpiece. Jake was perfectly cast in Zodiac (should have won ALL the acting awards that season) and his roles in Nailed, Brothers and PoP will propel him to the top of the acting profession. Look out Daniel Day and Sean!
By the time Jake is 35, he will have won his third Oscar. You'll see.
I really think the best thing Jake could do for himself would be to move to New York where he would be surrounded by the right kind of creative energy. And he could also use some of Heath's fearlessness.
I so agree, I don't think you-know-who is it, and I wonder if Jake questions. JMO.
8:44am nailed it on the head. The ease and comfort Jake reflects on his face when he is around Austin, most of the time, is telling. That's how I know that Jake loves him. He has never looked like that around Reese, or anyone else for that matter.
Ian's credibility is totally shot in my opinion. He doesn't even have a grasp of the Toothy saga. That does not mean I don't believe in Toothy or Jake is Toothy. Just that Ian is one more idiot.
Much as I like Jake, his acting in Zodiac and Rendition were just OK. Nothing like Brokeback. I think Heath and Ang elevated everyone's acting in BBM.
Thanks 2:23. Nice to have a little light of reality enter in today.
Casual gay sex is reality :)
3:25, do you mean Reese or Austin?
"Casual gay sex is reality :)"
Who said it wasnt?
Reese.
Who said it wasnt?
2:27 PM hinted something like that :)
3:30, if you are going to use Jake's expressions to gauge his feelings, then you know why some people think he was in love with Heath.
He showed the same "feelings" in pictures of him and Heath. Frankly, I think it was more intense with Heath.
So, Austin isn't the only one. I think you need something more as evidence of a relationship with Austin.
if people were dogs said...
Jake is a beautiful blue-eyed Alaskan malamute or Siberian husky. :)
For some reason Jake reminded me on Stains, demasculated Australian Shepard :)
Stains really loves cupcakes
"2:27 PM hinted something like that :)"
I am 2:27 and I didnt mean to hint at such thing - Im very naive about how "the industry" works, and was very glad to know what was at work here. Im inclined to go off on my own sometimes paranoid version of what the horrible PR people are up to, now.
I very much believe in and applaud and encourage the reality of casual gay sex.
"So, Austin isn't the only one. I think you need something more as evidence of a relationship with Austin."
Austin slept on Jake's "sofa" for quite awhile. Aint that a lil something more?
Plus Austin is gay and so is Jake.
"For some reason Jake reminded me on Stains, demasculated Australian Shepard :)"
Totally hilarious and totally relevant - that's exactly the expression on Jake's face for the past year!
Thanks!
Fuck!
4:30, that's not much. But I am curious. Who told you that?
Austin :)
I think Austin mentioned "sleeping on Jake's sofa" in some interview.
Supposedly Kiki and Sophia Coppola were "an item" for a while.
Very interesting.
"4:30, that's not much. But I am curious. Who told you that?"
Nobody "told" me - it was very much out in the open at the time - the gay rumors were not roiling about, anyway, not among the multitude.
=Jake said: FUCK!"
Honey, that's my line. Calm down, everything's gonna be okay, one of these days.
Love ya, big guy!
Austin, in his frayed jacket, homeless and yet so WASPY, he was perfect for Jake in "those days" - living with Jakey, getting up early to squeeze orange juice and make eggs, lookin' after our boy, and Jake, as Austin testified, his "mentor" hahahahahah
what bliss!
^^^ Reads like a sappy fanfic, but then so does 99% of the Jaustin stuff here. Just goes to show the slash fangirls are as bad as the regular fangirls.
Ian completely ignores timelines in his stories, a sure sign that he's just pulling a lot of this out of his ass.
I care about the timeline and details and everything if the gossip is about Jake, Austin or Heath.
Everyone else - interesting (gay) bits and pieces are good enough.
After two days of practically non-stop Heath/Jake slash you're calling the Jaustin fans silly for the occassional post that at least has some connection to the facts?
How about Jake and Austin shopping for furniture at Ikea? Or the interview where reference was made to Jake sharing a hotel room with another guy--I'm sure if it'd been Heath the reporter would have recognized him.
" Reads like a sappy fanfic, but then so does 99% of the Jaustin stuff here. Just goes to show the slash fangirls are as bad as the regular fangirls."
So what's YOUR problem with Austin, honey? Feel free to share.
While I don't doubt there was attraction between Heath and Jake, on both sides, I don't know how consummated it ever became. With those Lakers I pics, there's an unguarded intimacy, a dreaminess, staring off into space, on both their faces. They're like a couple who've been intimate, have been together for awhile, but the relationship is still fairly new and there's still that glow. I think it even fits the timeline. :)
"With those Lakers I pics, there's an unguarded intimacy, a dreaminess, staring off into space, on both their faces. They're like a couple who've been intimate, have been together for awhile, but the relationship is still fairly new and there's still that glow."
I don't know, there are others jaustin lakers pics where you haven't this dynamic at all, more normal friends!
Is it safe to say Jake was in love with mark Ruffalo too cause on some zodiac'release pics it's seems LOl
"So what's YOUR problem with Austin, honey? Feel free to share."
The jaustin fanfic is plain boring !
No, I haven't seen this look on anyone else in pics, except maybe Naomi Watts, (and who wouldn't!). The body language of J&A and the dreamy facial expresssions say "satisfied". I don't think H&J ever were "satisfied" if they desired one another. :)
"The body language of J&A and the dreamy facial expresssions say "satisfied". "
please look all jake pics, you will see he says "satisfied" with a lot of people!
{([Danny DeVito])}
Jake never had the girly look with Mark R that he has when he's with Austin. Austin liv'd with him for awhile. they both are apparently gay, if you follow their family histories and careers. maybe they do not have a relationshp with one another as lovers but there is an evident intimacy there.
so if we're wondering who it is that Jake is banging it might as well be A. as others with whom Jakie does not have this history
those who keep questioning those who believe Jake is gay, have you follwed his career, interviews, director cut commentaries and so forth?
I am not a Jaustin person, I have no idea what Jake's going right now but Im willing to lay bets that sooner or later he'll end up with a guy.
"How about Jake and Austin shopping for furniture at Ikea?"
the pics?????
Please look all jake pics, you will see he says "satisfied" with a lot of people!
Well, he must be very busy. ;)
Also, he may or may not have been intimate with Heath, but once every four effin' years isn't enough to look like J&A look. JMO.
Big deal if Jake had a crush on Heath. He probably had crushes on many people and will continue to have. He's probably already over it and in a couple of years Heath Ledger will be a distant memory.
Jake isn't 12.
"I am not a Jaustin person, I have no idea what Jake's going right now but Im willing to lay bets that sooner or later he'll end up with a guy."
we will see
You can see it with Michelle and Heath too -there's one of them kissing courtside at a basketball game. For J&A, it's the "lean in" that says it all, even if they are both looking in other directions.
"Also, he may or may not have been intimate with Heath, but once every four effin' years isn't enough to look like J&A look. JMO."
I think I see differently then !
Jake and Mark Rufallo.
Look how Jake is looking at him:
click
It's just my opinion, I could be all wrong. We shall see. :)
People see what they want to see.
Heath was anxious to put BBMt behind him, he expressed distress that it was like an albatross around his neck.
Heath is a good deal more intelligent than Jake, and gifted in a diff'rent way. Watch BBMt extras.
Do you guys who have so many opinions spend time listenintg to commentaries on Director's Cuts?
No reason after the BBMt promotion stuff and coming off the BBM high that Heath would be interested in Jake, who is kind of a jerk, although Im crazy about him.
Slut!
I am not a Jaustin person, I have no idea what Jake's going right now but Im willing to lay bets that sooner or later he'll end up with a guy.
As far as gossips goes Jake didn't give up guys and gay sex since 2001, I don't think he ever will :)
"Jake and Mark Rufallo.
Look how Jake is looking at him"
NO comparison, at all, to the way he looks at Heath, as if he's halfway to heaven, or how girly happy he is with Austin.
Jake'a a friendly affectionate guy.
To me, I don't see the same thing with the Mark Ruffalo pic. I see just an animated conversation with someone. Not that same deep comfort level.
I do listen to the director's cuts and commentary, and it's entirely possible that my opinions are colored by my own experiences.
another one with Rufallo
"As far as gossips goes Jake didn't give up guys and gay sex since 2001, I don't think he ever will :)"
Im talkking about a long term committed relationship, and being "out".
You don't need to be out for a long term committed relationship.
"Anonymous said...
another one with Rufallo
Again, no comparison between Jake being friendly happy and affectionate and Jake being "involved" emotionally and sexually.
Are we in a Jake Is Not Gay mode? if so, you're pissing in the wind, friend.
Nope, still don't see it in the second Mark Ruffalo pic either. Jake is being his friendly, gregarious and expressive self, but there's still that little "wall" that we all have between ourselves and others. With J&A, the barriers are long gone. :)
No reason after the BBMt promotion stuff and coming off the BBM high that Heath would be interested in Jake, who is kind of a jerk, although Im crazy about him.
Heath liked Jake a great deal and he chose him to be M's godfather. They kept in touch, were careful not to get "caught" by papz though. Don't forget Jake wore Heath's Dior jumper on the "Interview" cover and said they were friends in the Italian Vanity Fair.
In an interview Heath complained how friendships end after filming and promo are over and he hated it. He was very sensitive, even if he didn't look like it.
He was very sweet. :)
He was very sweet. :)
Heath? Yes, he was.
......sometimes they have no chemistry with their costar, other times they do. Many HW romances start out this way. Even Jake has said that.
Jake and Austin were also co-stars before Jake and Heath.
Yes, I meant Heath. Sorry! :)
Dear Ted:
Besides his obviously bizarre personal life, is Toothy Tile generally regarded by the public as being eccentric?
—Lynn, Connecticut
Dear Actions or Words:
His public appearances are hardly odd. Not for this town.
Dear Ted:
Is Casey Affleck the infamous Toothy Tile? Is Catherine Zeta-Jones the scandalous Fake à la Ferocity?
—Kate
Dear Twice the Vice:
No to both. FALF is dwindling Lohan style; Jones seems quite healthy.
Dear Ted:
Would you say the majority of celebrities had to "put out" at some point in their career so they could get a role in a movie, TV show or even a singing gig? Know you can't give me a name outright, but can you give me the initials of the worst offender in T-town who's notorious for casting couch auditions?
—Kat
Dear Feisty Gal:
Starts with a K...
Dear Ted:
I love your column, but please be fair with your gay outings. If a gay or bi celebrity somehow shows his or her gay side in public, you should praise it and not write about it as a blind vice, OK?
—Janet
Dear Complimentary Out:
Didn't you know, darling, being in one of our Vices is praise—it means you're making it in this town!
Dear Ted:
I was just watching HSM3 and my gaydar was off the charts when it came to Zac Efron. Any chance he's Toothy Tile or Nevis Devine?
—I
Dear Homofron:
Zac's too young to be Toothy. Fab guess on Nevis though, but wrong guy. Think less dimply.
Awful Truth
"How about Jake and Austin shopping for furniture at Ikea?"
the pics?????
Were there pictures? I need a refreshment J&A course too :)
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