Wednesday, 28 January 2009
Spitting Image
Llamas spit bad-smelling saliva through their teeth when they are angry or annoyed, and also to protect themselves. They are said to have great accuracy in spitting.
The camel, which belongs to the same family as the llama, also possesses this trait. Both camels and llamas have spit on people who tease them in zoos - not a very pleasant experience.
The Guiness Book of Records Watermelon Seed Spit Record shot the seed 68 feet 9 1/8 inches from the starting line. The championship waterment spit record was set in 1989 by Lee Wheelis.
"It’s a gift; you either got it or you don’t."
— Lee Wheelis, world watermelon-seed-spitting champion, Luling, Texas.
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«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 800 of 826 Newer› Newest»Haven't seen the kids with Reese/Jake or Ryan/Abby for awhile now. Last time we saw the kids was back in Dec. when Jake and Reese was at Ava's recital.
And one month is supposed to make up for a lifetime of Reese whoring out her children? And just talking about Reeke (the list for Reese would be longer,)for starters there's the sea park in San Francisco, hiking 4 days after Heath died, London, Paris, Mexico, beach photos, breakfast with Deacon on his birthday and Deacon in Reeke coffee photos.
Can't put the horse back in the barn when it is long gone.
baby tile said...
"(((Baby Tile)))"
Da da!
February 02, 2009 1:43 PM
Da da!
Awwww!!!
Jake, we got any of that squirrel milk left?
LOL
Contradicting yourself again trolly?
What? OMG, you're weird. LOL.
Jake as The future is Bright poster boy! :)
"Happy February everyone -- I know we're just coming off a New Years/inaugural/Super Bowl/Golden Globes high that would put vintage Courtney Love to shame, but don't think the best of 2009 is already behind us!
So start today off with a smile. And if you need inspiration, I'm going to post a few things today that should hopefully plaster a permagrin across your mug. Starting with Jake Gyllenhaal."
popwrap
More damage control by pr, coupled with trying to prove that dammit, Jake is all smiles and happy as a clam.
2:46: Obsessive much?? You need to get out more sparky, stalking Reese and her kids online? Not healthy.
4:02 PM
Stop playing stupid, 2:46 mentioned Reeke photo ops.
I don't give a fuck about Reese and her kids, but unfortunately Jake fans can't avoid reeking.
4:02, don't you need to go back to GB now and write a few more posts about how happy Jake looks and what a wonderful stepdad he is. Got to get your quota or they won't consider you a "good" fan.
Don't Embrace Your Gay Kids! Just Turn Them Straight!
That's the message of some twisted group called the International Healing Foundation, which just sent out the attached press release in the wake of the TV movie Prayers for Bobby, in which a mother realizes the church shouldn't judge gays, especially since that kind of oppression helped drive her son to suicide. What IHOP--I mean IHF--feels is that it's not the church's obstinence--or anyone else's--that should be cured, it's gayness itself. They believe in using "compassion and love" when dealing with anyone experiencing "SSA" (i.e., same sex attraction), but their main compassionate and loving point is that sexuality can be changed like a pair of jeans!
Vomit! When will these morons realize that (a) You can't change sexuality, you can only make people suppress their real feelings in shame; (b) If you could really change sexuality, why not urge some straights to go gay, just for fun?; and (c) Their attitude is just the kind of pigheaded "logic" that leads to suicide!
'PRAYERS FOR BOBBY' ON LIFETIME PROMOTES HALF-TRUTH
The Question is: How Do We Love Gays the Right Way?
Lifetime aired the heart-wrenching made-for-TV movie "Prayers for Bobby" this weekend. It tells the true story of a son driven to suicide by his mother's refusal to accept his homosexuality. After Bobby's death, his mother, Mary Griffith, concludes that gays are born that way and the church was wrong in their judgment of those who experience same-sex attraction (SSA). We too believe that many people of faith are misinformed about this issue.
At the International Healing Foundation, we are fervent in our mission to promote the facts about SSA with compassion and love. We believe that people are not born with SSA and that changing from gay to straight is possible. We also believe that families and people of faith must learn how to love those who experience SSA. Over the past twenty years we have developed groundbreaking, successful solutions to these highly volatile issues through Coming Out Straight for individuals, and Gay Children, Straight Parents for families.
Each book presents the meaning and causes of SSA and the process of transformation. Gay Children, Straight Parents is a plan for family healing, teaching everyone how to love "gays" the right way. If Mary Griffith, and others like her knew this information, their children would find the love they desperately need. "People can and do change their sexual orientation. I've done it, and I've helped others do the same," declares sexual reorientation special Richard Cohen, M.A. Cohen further states, "There is no conclusive evidence that anyone's sexual orientation is determined from birth; no one chooses to have SSA; and change is possible." We grieve for Bobby's passing. We grieve for his family's loss. We know that these tragedies can and must be prevented. We have solutions and there is much hope.
Michael Musto
Being gay ...
Maybe it's just a phase I'm going through
People can and do change their sexual orientation.
The world is full of freaks.
Maybe it's just a phase
Aww, he looks cuddly. :) :)
PS & username bbm something !
Christian Bale seriously needs anger management. The poor director of photography was probably too scared to tell him off out of fear to lose his job, especially if he has family.
diva Bale
More than slash :)
The Great Gay Hope
PORTLAND, Ore. — The politician was in his 40s, a rising star, a man with the pilot light of ambition burning bright. The intern was just 17, sorting through emotions about his sexuality, a boy who said he needed someone to mentor him in the political world.
They had an affair, just kisses at first, the teenager said. And then, after his 18th birthday, sex, and a relationship that was hidden from the public eye.
Came the mayor’s race and allegations of the affair. The politician, with the sturdy patriotic name of Sam Adams, denounced the rumors as scurrilous — they played to the worst stereotypes about homosexual predators, he said. How dare you. The storm passed. The new year opened with Portland as the largest city in the United States with an openly gay mayor. At the same time, people flocked to theaters to watch a film by Portland’s own Gus Van Sant, the story of Harvey Milk, the pioneer gay politician, treated as a second-class citizen for most of his life.
It all came crashing down over the last two weeks, a bonfire of pride, lies and hypocrisy. The mayor admitted that he had lied about the affair, had smeared his accuser, and had urged the boy — a kid with the improbable name of Beau Breedlove — to lie as well. He did it all to get elected, he said. “I want to apologize to the gay community for embarrassing them,” the 45-year-old mayor, now contrite, told his city last week. Three newspapers — including a popular gay paper — called on him to resign.
Sam Adams was the Great Gay hope. Mayor today. Senator tomorrow. And beyond? “I personally gave Sam Adams my vote, my support, my friendship and my money,” wrote Marty Davis, publisher of Just Out, the city’s gay newspaper. “In return, he took my trust.” So now, instead of breaking barriers, Sam Adams has stirred old hatreds. Daily, people have gathered outside City Hall to shout at one another and wave placards.
“Pedophile!”
“Bigot!”
This week, after seven days of soul-searching, the mayor said he would stay on the job, though he faces a criminal investigation by the Oregon Attorney General. “I know I have let you down,” the mayor said in a videotape message to the city. “And I ask your forgiveness.”
Portland is The City That Works, a slogan not just emblazoned on official vehicles, but taken to heart by its citizens. It is perhaps the most European of American cities, literate and small-scale urban, a pleasant surprise around every corner. And it is often a city of firsts, doing things well and sensibly before any other.
But with the betrayal by Sam Adams, the city now offers an old lesson in timeless and tawdry human weakness. The story of Sam Adams is not about gay predators or gay anything, because Portland has seen this civic morality tale once before, with a heterosexual mayor.
It’s about why voters should never give their hearts over completely to politicians. As a class, they are inherently insecure — a character flaw at the base of all politicians, from Bill Clinton to Bob Packwood. And they lie, with rare exceptions — a hard thing to say at a time when the doors of possibility are open to leaders yet untarnished.
Some years ago I watched Neil Goldschmidt completely dominate a room of fellow politicians. He was the Great Jewish Hope — Portland mayor at age 32, transportation secretary for President Jimmy Carter at age 39, and then governor of Oregon. People who saw Goldschmidt in his prime wondered when this guy would make history and become the first Jewish president. He could talk a dog off a meat wagon. He was smarter than anyone in the room. The great mystery around him was why he stepped off the political ladder. The answer came years later, when the Willamette Week revealed that Goldschmidt had sexually abused his babysitter, starting when she was 14 and he was the married mayor of Portland. Mystery solved. The newspaper, which won a deserved Pulitzer for the story, also broke the lies of Sam Adams. When Goldschmidt finally came clean under the newspaper’s pressure, he characterized it all as a distant mistake. But it was not anything like that. It was serial sex abuse, and if it happened now Goldschmidt would likely be in prison and a registered sex offender.
Sam Adams is no Neil Goldschmidt, his supporters say. He’s closer to Bill Clinton, a gifted politician lying about sex, these sympathizers say. “I may have been 17,” Breedlove told The Oregonian, by way of asking people to forgive Adams. “But I was an adult and I knew what I was doing.” Nobody at age 17 knows what they are doing, which is why they should never be having sex with middle-aged men, especially those in powerful positions.
Now Adams, with the support of some in this immensely tolerant city, will try to carry on — the first openly gay mayor of a major American city, with an asterisk.
That footnote holds a lesson, the words a wise Portlander told me long ago: Heroes are hard to come by, he said, especially when the lot you have to choose from is the human race.
The Great Gay Hope
Christian Bale seriously needs anger management. The poor director of photography was probably too scared to tell him off out of fear to lose his job, especially if he has family.
WOW!
"The sneaky sound guys kept rolling throughout the entire incident, catching every threatening word on tape."
Good move, Bale might think twice next time.
A Toothy Troll checking in. So, Jake has a thing for George Clooney, who doesn't. He's got good taste. Of course Austin doesn't measure up, who could?
I have always been one who has nevered believed in the great love story of Toothy and Goose. I think there may have been love, but it ain't there now. And not because of the bearding. I just think the relationship (if it exists at all now) is just one of convience. I just don't think Austin is "The One." He is at most the one for now.
I think Jake has yet to meet his "Angelina" (regardless of gender). I don't think he's meet someone who can meet him on all levels as well as challenge/inspire him to reach his fullest potential.
He needs to cut Reese, Austin, his management (all of the deadwood in his life) and start anew.
"He needs to cut Reese, Austin, his management (all of the deadwood in his life) and start anew."
Totally agree!
The pics at the Fincher bash, the pics of Jake smiling, the pics of he and Reese gettign coffee, any pic that is staged are only the side, or person that Jake wishes for us to see.
But, when the paps surprise him, like in the TMZ video, when Jake is not in control of the situation, then we see the unguarded person, the one that is mostly likely the real one.
Not pretty at all.
So Ted is saying that TT-GG story will soon end tragically?
Isn't he actually saying that he's the author of this charade and could kill any one of his characters when he damn wishes?
Next, I bet he'll "make" BT ill.
So Ted is saying that TT-GG story will soon end tragically?
No.
Dear Ted:
Just to start setting a Valentine's Day mood, I'd like to ask you, what is, in your opinion, the greatest love story in today's Hollywood? Is it Toothy Tile and Gray Goose's endless, complex, beautiful and ever-forgiving love story?
—Miranda
Dear Unrequited Love:
Are you kidding? Toothy's tale is more like Hom-e-o and Juliet—there's nothing great about it. Expect an equally bitter and potentially tragic ending, too. At this point, I'd go with Ellen and Portia.
He needs to cut Reese, Austin, his management (all of the deadwood in his life) and start anew.
Reinvent himself? The question is - reinvent himself as what?
"Reinvent himself? The question is - reinvent himself as what?"
A straight man. LOL!
( no girlie boy with squeaky voice, kicking & spitting!)
Austin is probably the only thing keeping jake from finding his own robot and turning into the next Tommy girl.
No surprise that baby tile may be talking early. Both Jake and Austin seem to have a gift for words, so logical that the baby would too.
Jake has a gift for words?! or a gift for muddling them up?
Jake has a gift for words?! or a gift for muddling them up?
Both!
Oct 2007
"I quote something he said about homosexuality: 'I don't think I'd be afraid of it if it happened.' What on earth did he mean by that? 'Nothing like that has ever happened to me. I live in a different world. What I was trying to say was why leave out possibilities in my life? It wasn't meant to be provocative.'
So let's get it on the record: is he saying he is open to persuasion? 'No, I am not open to persuasion myself, but the idea of homosexuality is acceptable to me. I grew up in a city where half the people I know are gay. Both of my godfathers are gay.'
Paul Newman is gay! He laughs again. 'No, he's my celebrity godfather.' What's a celebrity godfather? 'That's the godfather that the media give you. He's a close friend of my family. He taught me to drive. I have literal godfathers and celebrity godfathers.'
I see. And Jamie Lee Curtis, is she a celebrity godmother or a literal godmother? 'Both. That's why it is confusing growing up in Hollywood.'
OK, having established that he is not bisexual, was he being quite calculating when he allowed people to think he was? 'It was meant as a way of saying it was important for Heath [Ledger, his co-star in Brokeback Mountain] and I to have the movie exist as the movie, but also to have people know it was two straight actors playing those parts.'
I think I follow. The chemistry and tension wouldn't have worked as well if two gay actors had been playing those roles, and because they were both straight it made their sexual awkwardness more convincing, more like it might be for two cowboys. 'Exactly. Here are these two lonely people who find themselves through love. Love has no bounds and these two people found a connection in this massive, lonely landscape of Wyoming.'
Presumably he got nasty letters from homophobes.
'Determining what was nasty and what was nice was always going to be hard for me with that movie. But yes, I got an insight into homophobia that I wouldn't normally have encountered.'"
Jake Gyllenhaal: 'Aggression is a part of me'
Jake has a gift for words?!
"My character's the one that kind of initiates these sexual encounters, which to me was, like, totally foreign."
- Jake Gyllenhaal
Posted on OMG by that's some benjamin button's shit!
Director David Fincher's got style
Jake Gyllenhaal, Taraji P. Henson and Fincher talk about the distinctive style of Oscar nominee 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.' (Feb. 2)
Jake talks about Fincher (video)
Jake talks about Fincher (video)
Ay, Jake finally has something interesting to say and I can't listen to the video! Life isn't fair. lol
Page Six
JUST ASKING
WHICH two Hollywood buddies should go home to their wives instead of partying together in New York clubs with bags of cocaine?
WHICH sitcom actor avoids socializing with industry professionals? Though his flamboyance is obvious, he stays in the closet with his close-knit - and tight-lipped - circle of gay friends.
Jake is so full of crap. Does he know what the truth is. He sounds like a PRogrammed robot.
"Jake is so full of crap. Does he know what the truth is. He sounds like a PRogrammed robot."
Jake gives good head where film promotion is concerned. Always has.
I dont know why people think his comments in latest vid are so heartfelt and perceptive. This is the best thing that he could say about Fincher, that in his films the extras appear to be like real people?
& I hate that stupid fedora.
8:00 AM,
are you talking about "Aggression is a part of me" interview or Fincher video?
Jake missed the event held for Jim Sheridan but can't stop drooling at the mouth for Fincher. After all let's not forget Sheridan has "Brothers" while Fincher has the much praised "Benjamin Button". I suppose all that criticism about how he directed "Zodiac" is all forgotten?
And guess what, he knew a secret about Fincher, that he had a "big brain and a big heart"
No Shit!!
Jake, can you please ask someone with brains to write your speeches?
Jake gives good head where film promotion is concerned.
"Gives good head" has more than one meaning?
This is the best thing that he could say about Fincher, that in his films the extras appear to be like real people?
Jake has a soft spot for extras after PoP filming :)
Sheridan is too tough for Jake to "play" as he plays Fincher, who is an emotionally needy guy. For one thing.
"Jake has a soft spot for extras after PoP filming :)"
:D
Sheridan is too tough for Jake to "play" as he plays Fincher, who is an emotionally needy guy.
Is it me or Fincher was kind of glowing that night? (IHJ pics)
I thought Fincher looked especially good - I think David and Jake are an interesting pair.
So I'm not the only one! lol
I remember Jake's flirty lil thing, straightening of the (phallic) tie, that he did with Heath, also.
You people have a one track mind!
"My character's the one that kind of initiates these sexual encounters, which to me was, like, totally foreign."
Awww, and please, don't make fun of Jakey and don't ruin my fantasy life. Sometimes I like to think about him as a shy babe lost in the woods kinda guy. The one who can be seduced and f*cked senseless before he knows what's going on.
You people have a one track mind!
Please. We are discussing art and faith in the midst of artist's difficult challenges.
"My character's the one that kind of initiates these sexual encounters, which to me was, like, totally foreign."
Says the hottest c-tease ever to grace the cover of OUT magazine.
"My character's the one that kind of initiates these sexual encounters, which to me was, like, totally foreign."
I crack up at Jake's running commentary regarding what's the real him and what's not the real him.
You're an effing actor, boy, you dont have a "real you". Get used to it.
My character's the one that kind of initiates these sexual encounters, which to me was, like, totally foreign.
Yes Jake, we got it. Men are drooling after you, and you just pick and choose.
Posted on OMG
IHJ gallery, Feb 2
Jake leaving Caffe Luxxe in Santa Monica
They love the PENIS GOES WHERE photo over at the Cullen forum:
http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=cda63e7f4b9acdca22cd5bcd4728bf06&topic=31476.msg1496992#msg1496992
Imagine if they forced 2 straight men to kiss each other the way they are forcing Jake to kiss Reese.
Gross.
"kind of" initiates sexual encounters? Jack Fuckin' Yes I Been to Mexico So What Predatory Twist?
(one critic called the character predatory)
^^That was kinda outrageous, wasn't it?
one critic called the character predatory
Just a typical male.
Jake leaving Caffe Luxxe in Santa Monica
Smart paparazzi, he kept his distance.
Ask the Flying Monkey (February 03, 2009)
Q: Being a major Luke Macfarlane fan, I’m really looking forward to the CBC miniseries Iron Road. Any info you can find on CBC's plans for this project would have me groveling at your feet. -- Larry H., Houston, TX
A: There’s definitely a lot of conflicting information out there about the miniseries in which Brothers & Sisters’ Luke Macfarlane plays a straight character, co-starring with Peter O’Toole and Sam Neill. The show has already aired on Spanish and Italian television, but according to the Canadian Broadcasting Network, which spent $18 million producing the six-parter, they haven’t yet scheduled it for airing in North America.
http://www.afterelton.com/askmonkey/02-03-09?page=0%2C2
Q: I’m a big fan of ancient Rome, but the HBO series Rome didn’t really deal with male homosexuality. Is it gone for good? – Mike, Dayton, OH
A: Rome, the HBO/BBC co-production, is gone, but this summer, the cable network Starz will debut a 13-episode series version of Spartacus, produced by Spiderman’s Sam Raimi and Xena: Warrior Princess’ Rob Tapert. And they’ll definitely deal with the gay issue.
“In the Roman society, they were much more tolerant of relationships outside what we consider the norm, whatever that is,” says showrunner/head writer Steven DeKnight. “It’s very interesting, particularly between the men, because the thing that had a stigma to do was not having sex with a man. It was who was dominant. It was all social position.”
So will there be “gay” characters on Spartacus? “We’re still very early in the process, so we’re still figuring it out,” DeKnight says. “[The gay thing] is something we just started talking about.” That said, he says, “It’s [set in] a gladiator school. Romance is going to bloom.”
Q: I recently pulled The Tenderness of Wolves by Stef Penney off my bookshelf and couldn't put it down. At the core of this gripping and well-written novel is a gay male love story. This surprised me, since I don't recall ever hearing anything about this novel on AfterElton.com. Did this bestseller fly in under the gaydar? -- Chuck Vandenberg, Denver, CO
Indeed, it did! But keep in mind that it was in 2006 when the U.K.’s prestigious Costa Book Awards gave it both Book of the Year and the First Novel Award. AfterElton.com was still a toddler back then, barely more than a twinkle in editor Michael Jensen’s eye!
We’ll take a look at it now, however.
After Elton
^^ Sounds good. ;)
The gay thing is something we just started talking about. It’s set in a gladiator school. Romance is going to bloom.
Sounds interesting, I love history ;)
Oh My Godot has exclusive pics of Jake with Robert Downey Jr.
Robert Downey Jr wearing red fedora. No comment.
Ent Lawyer BI
This D list male singer with A list name recognition always says how much he loves his celebutante girlfriend in public. I bet he does considering how she lets him sleep with as many other women as he wants. She considers it the price for staying in the public eye as much as she can.
link
They love the PENIS GOES WHERE photo over at the Cullen forum
You people have a one track mind!
If by "you people" you mean the people who are forcing him to pretend to be heterosexual or else be banished from his career, then I agree.
If One Track Mind Is Wrong, I Don't Want to Be Right
IHJ gallery, Feb 2
Jake leaving Caffe Luxxe in Santa Monica
February 03, 2009 10:56 AM
He looks miserable. Angry? Depressed? I sure hope he's working on this with his therapist. I'm not being mean or sarcastic. He looks like he could deck somebody for nothing, get in a car accident due to road rage or something unnecessary like that.
I hope things go well for him. I miss seeing him happy! :-(
One Track Mind has not made itself clear, that is what it means.
No joy in Jakeville, for sure.
I don't have anything to say or add today, but I had to get on here and say since this morning, you all have been on it with the quips and oneliners. Loved every one. Just the kind of break I needed during this uneventful lunch hour.
You know, I kind of got a strange vibe, myself, seeing all those pictures of Jake with Mr. Fincher. How old is that guy, anyway?
You all have a good rest of the afternoon!
Fincher is 46, was married for 5 years, has one child.
He looks miserable. Angry? Depressed? I sure hope he's working on this with his therapist. I'm not being mean or sarcastic. He looks like he could deck somebody for nothing, get in a car accident due to road rage or something unnecessary like that."
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, YOU F*C*&*! I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, YOU F*&()! HE'S F*C*& FINE!!
lol CB let's lighten up now ;-)
Bale Out - RevoLucian's Christian Bale Remix!
If he's taking steroids, he seriously needs to be careful right now. He could get in trouble, hurt somebody or himself. Be good to yourself Jake.Be careful.
Since the question addressed to Ted concerned Toothy and Grey Goose, I don't think his answers refer to Reese at all. That wouldn't make any sense since he wasn't asked about Toothy and his beard (especially since Reese supposedly knows that Jake is gay).
Plus, Ted did state that Toothy wishes that the Goose was more like George Clooney, and I am sure that is a reference to the man himself, not George's willingness to beard. So, Ted is implying that Jake has a thing for George (my god, now they would make an incredible couple.
The question I have is who is really the "unrequited" love, Jake, Austin or some possible third party who may have become an issue between the two men?
As to whether Jake is sad or not, until I see the kind of deterioration in his physical appearance that we saw for a few months with Heath, I would refrain from projecting a diagnosis.
If he's taking steroids, he seriously needs to be careful right now.
Why would Jake still be on steroids?
^I agree with a poster on OMG who said that "unrequited love" refers to the person who asks the question who believes toothy and goose are the greatest love story.
Posted on OMG:
"Dear unrequited love...
Man! Just like someone said, he can't be talking about TT & GG. So who's left?
The person who wrote the letter.
She is in love with "Toothy Tile and Gray Goose's endless, complex, beautiful and ever-forgiving love story"."
The question I have is who is really the "unrequited" love, Jake, Austin or some possible third party who may have become an issue between the two men?
Miranda, the girl who asked what is, in your opinion, the greatest love story in today's Hollywood? Is it Toothy Tile and Gray Goose's endless, complex, beautiful and ever-forgiving love story question.
Few examples:
----------------
Dear Ted:
I've been reading about your secret Toothy Tile Blind Vice for a long time now. But I think you need to dish more on Toothy's good-lookin' boyfriend. What's so hot about him that makes Toothy take his pants off?
M.J.G.
Los Angeles
Dear Desire Down Below:
In a word? Naïveté. Tooth's man actually thinks they can have a normal life together, and Toothy simply adores him for it!
Dear Ted:
One of my favorite items last year was the rumor Toothy Tile and Grey Goose were hoping to start a fam. This would definitely end up being my favorite Hollywood kiddo—sorry, Jolie-Pitts. So, where does Baby Tile currently sit: on the back burner or in the oven?
Barbara
Nashville, Tennessee
Dear Offspring Inquirer:
Does the frying pan work for you?
Dear Ted:
Has Toothy Tile ever portrayed a vampire?
Bev
Birmingham, Alabama
Dear Interview with an Innuendo:
Depends. Do you mean onscreen or in a West Hollywood parking lot?
1:51, that could be a possible answer, but that then would imply that her "love" for this love story would be an unrequited one because that love story doesn't exists or it isn't what she thinks it is.
This leads me to wonder what kind of relationship Jake and Austin have (if any), especially if Jake is lusting after other men (George Clooney) and having sex with anonymous men (the confidential agreements that Ted talked about earlier).
Let's speculate. Does anyone think that Jake and Austin will just slowly drift apart or will Jake hookup with someone better and just dump Austin. Personally, I think Jake is more passive-aggressive and would cheat on Austin first, hoping Austin will find out and then end the realtionship.
Let's speculate: does this conversation belong on OMG?
Hola, CB, how about letting us know how you REALLY feel?
Mix was very funny.
Why do you ask, 2:09 PM? It's about Jake, isn't it?
I don't know, 2:12, I guess the TT saga implies speculation about Jake and Austin, and Baby Tile, but there's just not enough out there for me at the moment to get myself all fired up.
Ted's almost outted Jake, it seems to me, but has not made it as clear that Austin is the Grey Goose.
Does anyone think that Jake and Austin will just slowly drift apart or will Jake hookup with someone better and just dump Austin.
Living in the closet makes hooking up and relationships much more difficult.
"Someone better"? I hope "better" has nothing to do with making money.
Well, then substitute "Grey Goose, as we understand Him." ;-)
The Goose Of My Understanding. I like it!
lol do i have this right terminology from Alcoholics Anonymous for Grey Goose ,,, the mind spins !
I'm a patient man.
Ya gotta be patient to make that trotter glue outta pigs feet and do you use real pigs intestines for sausage? and what do you do with squirrel nutz pig nutz deer nutz and so forth?
an inquiring chef really wants to know.
and what kind of flour to you use for your pasta, do you grow and grind yr own wheat and corn?
Keep reading my blog, you'll find the answers to these questions and a few more.
O man Jake news for a YEAR has been SO boring and Im not INTO abstinence (sp?) and Im so tired of just MAKING STUFF UP -
where is that boy who said he was really into consoling all who needed consolation? who said it made him hot to make us hot?
where the fuck are the snowz of yesteryear, anyway?
"Keep reading my blog, you'll find the answers to these questions and a few more."
dear Chris: how come nobody makes passes at you via comments on yr hot blog? you could be the Ted Casablanca of Martha's fucking Vineyard who just loves to give it to Woods Hole! C'mon, man, let's get it on! screw Jake and his idiot handlers! life is meant to be a cabaret for gawdsake.
hey what about me? I still got great abs.
Sure RDJ, but do you have your own blog? :P
Sorry Robbie, no squirrel stew for you. You need at least two more months of working out like crazy and eating tasteless food to get great abs.
where is that boy who said it made him hot to make us hot?
Next week Jamie and I will set you on fire. Spontaneous combustion kind of fire!
"Sure RDJ, but do you have your own blog? :P"
Hey man, you got your own effing squirrel slayin' pig butherin' bull-tongue eatin' blog - ! - whereas H'wood pussies eat cilantro! and they aint got no blog.
go, Chris!
"Next week Jamie and I will set you on fire. Spontaneous combustion kind of fire!"
Honey, I know you have the balls to regain yr bounce, esp. with Jamie at yr side, but you've gotta regain yr street cred. Its way gone, right now.
And get rid of the effin fedora. geeze!
But I look so cool and beautiful in fedora! *sulks*
No, honey, you dont it hides your eyebrows and your gorgeous hair. have you given up your obsession with your hair or maybe you are embarrassed that it is damaged from all that PoP shit and needs to grow back again in its original gloss.
dont worry, it'll all grow back, after your franchise with Disney expires.
only by then you will be over the hill! WTF! who talked you into this, anyway?
2004
Q: Were you worried about taking on a blockbuster like The Day After Tomorrow?
Jake: I love big movies and I always have. I love watching them. I've never been a cineaste, preferring just small, independent films. I love big entertainment movies, so it wasn't really a hesitation on my part. It was just whether I would have enough to do - whether it would just be a movie about the weather or be a movie about human relationships with a character you want to watch. I read it and I thought it was awesome.
BBC
Thank you 6:04. It has been so tiresome to read the comments from people trashing Jake for taking part in POP. They have made it fairly obvious that they have never been real fans or else they would know of Jake's eclectic taste in movies.
So, POP is not some sort of come down for Jake. It is just one of the many types of movies that he has always wanted to make. It looks really silly to bash him because you don't like his taste in films.
Now if someone doesn't like that kind of movie, fine. But please know that's your taste and not Jake's.
And there are plenty of people who like big popcorn movies, and other kinds too.
What don't you fucken understand?
I was looking at the lights. :-\
If you're at work, be sure to turn your speakers up really loud.
Is it me, or are there literally three people posting on DC forum?
Could anyone, please, explain to me why the idea of their dream guy having a girlfriend seems so compelling to these people? In real life, it's usually completely different: you meet this sweet gorgeous dreamy guy and then you learn that he has a girlfriend. Your normal first reaction is "F*ck this! Why can't I have him?" You don't go "Awww,they are so cute, love them"
I don't understand these women.
Yay, he has a remix of Don't Taze Me Bro!
three people
Well if LG, QB, and UV actually count as 3 different people, then yes, that's approximately correct lol.
People on DC have posted Jake at GLAAD pictures.
It's all part of the plan.
Try harder, b**ches.
Iss fucken distracten
Think for one fucken secon
What don't you fucken understan
I'm gonna fucken kik your fucken aa
I was looking at the light
It's all part of the plan.
Tell me more. What is the goal?
I don't understand these women.
These women are the last true Jake fans!
They managed to supress the gag reflex, so they can enjoy pictures of Reese.
"Jake is 110% heterosexual" campaign deserves that kind of support. These women are truly remarkable !
What is the plan? Who made the plane? What do they hope to accomplish?
I'm gonna focken kick your focken aa
Lol the plane
I was looking at the light.
Running with the Squirrels
What is the plan? Who made the plane? What do they hope to accomplish?
The plan to get rid of all gay men from a site about Brokeback Mountain. "This site is 95% women" LOL.
Funny, they're over here saying wft2 is "nearly all men." Do they have an obsession with segregating the sexes?
Running with the Squirrels
Where's my shotgun? And my paprika?
Chris is that you?
ROFLMAO!
Mmm, spicy!
"Thank you 6:04. It has been so tiresome to read the comments from people trashing Jake for taking part in POP. . "
Iss fucken distracten. . ! THINK for one fuken secon. . .
"They have made it fairly obvious that they have never been REAL FANS. . . "
WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKEN UNDERSTAN?
"Is it me, or are there literally three people posting on DC forum?
Four, you're forgIs it me, or are there literally three people posting on DC forum?"
A few more, & dont forget Celler Dweller who has been cheering on this crowd for the past year and more.
Squirrel Paprikash
1 tbsp. oil
3 red onions, cut fine
1 tbsp. real Hungarian paprika
3 squirrels, skinned, and boned
1 tsp. vinegar
1/4 tsp. sugar
Salt
2 tsp. flour
4 tomatoes from my garden, canned
in September by my sister
Sour cream made from cream from Jersey cows from Mermaid Farm
Cook onions in oil 10 minutes until translucent. Stir in paprika. Add squirrel meat, tomatoes, vinegar, sugar and salt to taste. Cover and cook slowly 20 minutes. Sprinkle with flour. Cover and cook slowly until squirrel is tender (20 to 30 minutes). Thicken with sour cream.
Serve over squirrel scrotum stuffed wiht squirrel nuts.
whooops! Sorry, that's me ^ ^ ^
fedoras are ugly. that is all.
The few posters left at DC-basically a self-loathing gay man and babblers--think that if they trot out BBM photos and the occasional GLAAD or similar photo that shows how "tolerant" they all are of gay people.
It's beyond me how people who loved BBM, read and write slash, etc. can reconcile that with their insistence that only "haters" think Jake is gay.
Michael Phelps tried to quash bong photo
Michael Phelps wasn’t totally taken by surprise when the News of the World published a photo of him using what appears to be a bong at a party at the University of South Carolina last November.
According to a source close to the photo deal, Phelps, like many celebrities before him, attempted to get the photo off the market, but he was quite obviously unsuccessful.
“There was an effort to purchase it, there was even talk of him writing a sports column as well for a period of time to in exchange for not running it," the source said. "But the News obviously knew what it had on its hands. They weren’t going to play ball.”
Reps for Phelps didn’t comment.
Msnbc
Every time someone posts a pic of Reeke on DC forum, the site goes dead for days. Reeke is the kiss of death.
3 squirrels, skinned, and boned
Yikes! Ewww, Ewww, Ewwwwwwwww!
Serve over squirrel scrotum stuffed wiht squirrel nuts.
Is this for real? I mean, really really?!
No :)
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"Jake Gyllenhaal says some words about director David Fincher. I apologize for the shit quality."
Jake Gyllenhaal at SBIFF 2009 - David Fincher Tribute
Here we go again. lol
Feb 4, 2009, 12:00 AM ET
Par retooling Jake Gyllenhaal moon pic
"Black Hawk Down" screenwriter Ken Nolan has been brought on to rework the script for Paramount's untitled moon project.
Nolan is the latest writer to bring his take to an action film about lunar colonization that has Jake Gyllenhaal attached to star.
Doug Liman, who is producing and directing the film, wrote an original screenplay with John Hamburg ("I Love You, Man"). "Black Hawk Down" book author Mark Bowden revamped that script, then Dan Mazeau did a new version off material compiled from the story work of Liman, Bowden and Simon Kinberg, who also is producing.
The project originally was developed at DreamWorks, but it stayed with Paramount when DreamWorks left the studio in September. Former DreamWorks production president Adam Goodman is shepherding at Paramount. Lionsgate president of motion picture production Alli Shearmur, a former Paramount exec, also is producing. Dave Bartis is executive producing.
The CAA-repped Nolan has the remake of "Escape From New York" in development at New Line. He wrote the TNT miniseries "The Company: A Story of the CIA," for which he won a WGA Award in 2007.
Hollywood Reporter
June 9, 2008
There isn’t even a title for “Jumper” director Doug Liman’s new movie about moon colonization, set to star Jake Gyllenhaal, but already a new writer has been brought onboard to re-write a script originally by Liman, Simon Kinberg, John Hamburg, and Mark Bowden (of “Black Hawk Down” fame). The new writer is Dan Mazeau, who Dreamworks has tapped to rewrite Liman’s script with, according to The Hollywood Reporter, a “new take”.
they think that if they trot out BBM photos and the occasional GLAAD or similar photo that shows how "tolerant" they all are of gay people.It's beyond me how people who loved BBM, read and write slash, etc. can reconcile that with their insistence that only "haters" think Jake is gay.
That's exactly what I meant when I said about the plan. They try to pretend they are oh so tolerant, normal, sweet people and we are a bunch of crazy, self-deluded haters.
Do they get off at the idea of Jake f**king Reese's brains out while kids are asleep? Is it sexy to them?
Where is a babbler when I need one to answer my questions?
*yells*
Babblers. Can't live with them. Can't live without them.
Page Six
NO HARD FEELINGS
MICKEY Rourke and Sean Penn seem to have smoked a peace pipe. Penn was said to be furious after Rourke - in line for an Oscar for his turn in "The Wrestler" - called Penn a "homophobe" and an "average" actor following Penn's performance in "Milk." But the two were at the Sunset Tower hotel pool Monday afternoon having drinks together. A spy said, "Mickey had his little Chihuahua with him for moral support - he looked a little nervous around Sean. Everyone knows Sean can hold a grudge. It was weird, though - some guy they both knew came over with a video camera and started recording them."
"Black Hawk Down" screenwriter Ken Nolan has been brought on to rework the script for Paramount's untitled moon project.
Shit.
From People:
He wasn't there for the coffee, but Jake Gyllenhaal was deep in conversation with a mystery blonde at his favorite hangout, Caffe Luxxe on Montana Avenue in Santa Monica. Dressed down in a grey T-shirt and jeans, the actor appeared to be interviewing his companion, onlookers say. The two chatted for 30 minutes and left separately without ordering anything.
Caught in the act
Interviewing a new nanny for Baby Tile?
Intro of David Fincher on vid I found awkward, J himself seemed awkward, a couple of times making disparaging comments about himself, and rocking from foot to foot - reading from script for a very brief intro?
DF has never brought out the best in Jake, I think it's an unhealthy alliance, always have.
Maybe Jake is interviewing for an assistant??
baby tile said...
"(((Baby Tile)))"
Da da!
February 02, 2009 1:43 PM
Da da!
My ovaries are weeping :)
"Maybe Jake is interviewing for an assistant??"
I think Reese does the interviews for Jake's PAs.
Haha just kidding. Not.
Ted's almost outted Jake, it seems to me, but has not made it as clear that Austin is the Grey Goose.
This Tuesday didn't Ted follow a question about Toothy and GG with a letter about Austin?
I think it's pretty clear by now. Enough to silence the "it's Chris" poster anyway.
Is there an "it's Chris" poster? There's been little implication they are more than friends.
lol 8:12 PM :D
the actor appeared to be interviewing his companion, onlookers say
Hm, doesn't make sense to me.
I would never talk about "personal" kind of job and my (employer) expectations in the public place.
I hardly think Jake is going to have a parade of potential employees lining up at his house, especially with Baby Tile. Probably won't let anyone like that near his house until they signa a confidentiality agreement.
January 31
Her Script
So Cantara sent me a script to direct. But no time to read it!
Stephen has his priorities right :)
could someone kindly post a link to Stephen Gyllenhaal's blog?
thanks.
Of course not, 10:15 AM.
I'm sure Jake's people can arrange an office or other suitable and private place for his job interviews.
^ ^ ^
thanks!
Dear Ted:
Is Colin Farrell Toothy Tile? By the way, George Clooney seems like he's reached the bottom of the barrel in the girlfriend dept. Game-show slag. Her cloying behavior is nauseating. Please tell him to get some relationship counseling. I'm afraid he's going to start dating Paris Hilton or Courtney Love.
—Miss P
Dear Star Watcher:
That would be a big hell no on Farrell being Toothy. As for Clooney, he has a better chance of dating a homeless gal before Paris or Court. Georgy has a fetish for taking the no-names and giving 'em fame.
Aww, George is so sweet!
Stephen: So Cantara sent me a script to direct. But no time to read it!
Too busy - doing what?
What gets into the man (papa) when he is suddenly called to write a one-liner in his journal?
what a douchebag!
Papa's blog should be called Pretentiously, SG.
You can't write poetry on the computer.
- Quentin Tarantino
Is there an "it's Chris" poster? There's been little implication they are more than friends.
There were one or two posters who until very recently thought Toothy's bf might be Chris simply because Chris hung out with Jake a lot.
This made a couple of trolls happy as it meant they could say: "oh you silly bunnies and faghags and gays, can't Jake just have a friend", and allowed them to dismiss Austin rumors more easily.
Prince threw a "rowdy" party with a dance bash where his band did '70s and '80s covers, and after his guests did a huge Electric Slide, His Purpleness quipped, "Y'all done tore up my carpet. I'm never inviting y'all back." [USA Today]
Hey, it's Jude! Gender bender Law plays supermodel Minx in new film
Jude Law certainly got in touch with his feminine side for his new role in the upcoming movie, Rage.
The actor plays a transvestite supermodel called Minx in the edgy film, which also stars Dame Judi Dench and Lily Cole as a starlet called Lettuce Leaf.
The film, scheduled for release later this year, is a murder-mystery set in the fashion houses of New York. Director Sally Potter recently praised Law for his performance, which sees the 36-year-old actor wear a jet black wig and heavy-handed make-up.
She wrote on her blog: 'Jude Law, whose beauty has sometimes been held against him as an actor, made the courageous decision to accept the role of Minx - a ‘celebrity super-model’. 'Strangely, the more he became a "she", coiffed and made-up - the more naked was his performance. 'There was great strength in his willingness to make himself vulnerable. It was an extraordinarily intense part of the shoot.'
Law's ladylike look was quickly swapped for a manly moustache for his current role in Guy Ritchie's film Sherlock Holmes.
Of Rage's plot, Potter added: 'Part of the subject matter of Rage is the ugly use of beauty in the pursuit of profit. Drugged by marketing, sapped by fear of aging, conned by the cult of celebrity… image becomes all.' Dench called the film 'without question, the most unusual piece of work I've ever done'. Rage is set to premiere at the Berlin International Film Festival later this month where it has been nominated for the prestigious Golden Berlin Bear prize.
link
Gender bender Law plays supermodel Minx in new film
Beautiful eyes, but I thought Jude Law would make a better looking woman.
Victoria Beckham takes the February 2009 cover of Italy’s Vanity Fair. The cover photo may look familiar to you, it’s the same shoot from the January issue of Harper’s Bazaar.
The 34-year-old former Spice Girl told the mag she apparently loves the gays:
“I love women. I like them as friends, as interesting people to speak with. But I love gay men. I always say it. Inside me there is a gay man who wants to come out! With heterosexual men I have nothing in common – excluding my husband, brothers and father, you understand.”
I love gay men. Inside me there is a gay man who wants to come out!
I had no idea that Victoria and I have so much in common!
That would be a big hell no on Farrell being Toothy.
LOL. You rarely see Ted state so adamantly that an actor is straight. I guess Colin is straight straight straight.
& I hate that stupid fedora.
It could be worse!
Zac Efron wears his favorite straw fedora
OK, Zac should burn that thing. Jake should keep his in the closet all the time. lol
Supreme Court sets March 5 for gay marriage arguments
The California Supreme Court announced today that it will hear oral arguments on the legality of the state's gay marriage ban on March 5.
The hearing is one of the most anticipated in the court's history. Supporters and opponents of Proposition 8 will make their case about whether the measure should be invalidated. Pro-gay marriage groups filed a lawsuit after the November election, saying the gay marriage ban violated the state Constitution. Atty. Gen. Jerry Brown at first said he would defend Proposition 8, but then he changed his mind and argued that it was unconstitutional. Backers of the measure have filed briefs supporting the ban. According to the court, justices will consider three issues:
-- Is Proposition 8 invalid because it constitutes a revision of, rather than an amendment to, the California Constitution?
-- Does Proposition 8 violate the separation of powers doctrine under the California Constitution?
-- If Proposition 8 is not unconstitutional, what is its effect, if any, on the marriages of same-sex couples performed before the adoption of Proposition 8?
LA Times
Thanks 5:11. I hope they get this thing fixed. >:(
Fingers crossed! (Silly, but can't hurt)
Doug Liman, who is producing and directing the film, wrote an original screenplay with John Hamburg ("I Love You, Man"). "Black Hawk Down" book author Mark Bowden revamped that script, then Dan Mazeau did a new version off material compiled from the story work of Liman, Bowden and Simon Kinberg, who also is producing.
What a mess! Hopefully Jake will find a new project soon.
He's gotta stop being such a prick, that's for sure.
He's attached his wagon to some strange stars.
He should sit down with his dawg and have a heart to heart.
He should get laid.
Jake Gyllenhaal at SBIFF 2009 - David Fincher Tribute video
I was hoping to see and hear the "old" Jake. Well, maybe next time.
If I were a guy, I could steer Jake out of his doldrums.
First of all get rid of the fuckin' fedora.
Secondly, - well, you know -
Unfortunately, I am not a guy. . .
However, I figure maybe RDJr is helpful Maybe not
What I would really like to know is whether a Disney francise ties you down, and to what extent.
"Zac Efron has reportedly vowed to stay clean after signing a contract with Disney bosses.
According to a source, the High School Musical star is not allowed to do anything that could spoil his reputation. "He's not allowed to be seen kissing in public, drinking alcohol or coming out of clubs in the early hours," News of the World quoted a source, as saying."
Yeah, I figured. But how long do you think the contract extends? Considering a "franchise" -
Hey no bedding yr buds for - ten years? hahaha!
No wonder Jake is fit to be tied.
Or just tied.
There could be a terrible moral story here.
It's very interesting that the babbler/harpies have not appeared at dinnertime. I assume it is because they've been thrown some carrion, such as Jake and Reese have won some recognition as Hottest Couple. Or that Jake in all of his Hollywood "hotness" haha in the SBFF has given them some leftover carcass to feed upon.
Hate to mention these people, but Im still trying to ID their MO so I can invente the proper pesticide.
What I would really like to know is whether a Disney francise ties you down, and to what extent.
It looks like Disney doesn't insist on strict family values. Two examples: nude picture of Vanessa Hudgens and Johnny Depp is still unmarried.
I always hoped that Jake might be drawn out of his H'wood cocoon by travels to Morocco, and so forth and relationship with actors who are more savy and sophisicated then himself.
He seems very stuck.
Or that Jake in all of his Hollywood "hotness" haha in the SBFF has given them some leftover carcass to feed upon.
Jake was smiling but he didn't look relaxed to me.
What happened to Jake's confidence?
Couldn't Hollywood hotness memorized his speech?
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I forgot to add that I thought it was interesting that Jake referred to himself as a faker in the Fincher talk. Freudian.
It looked very natural, reading it. He didn't look nervous or unconfident, but fidgety.
fidgety - nervous and unable to relax; "a constant fretful stamping of hooves"; "a restless child"
Relaxed and confident speakers don't fidget and don't need to read 2,5 minute speeches.
You forgot the second definition and sense of the word:
To play or fuss; fiddle: He fidgeted with his notes while lecturing. v. tr
I always think of nervousness as having anxiety to it; fidget means just to be restless from a lot of energy. On the contrary, I think only a very relaxed and confident person could walk up be himself up there, not worried how it appears -lots of people read speeches, he's got a lot of youthful energy, not nervousness. He looked to me very natural, sincere and not overly wordy, chose his own words from his heart. You can't do better than that. Some automaton who never makes a mistake and shows no emotion is a turnoff.
"I forgot to add that I thought it was interesting that Jake referred to himself as a faker in the Fincher talk. Freudian."
He's really down on himself. Such as the Gooberballs joke - peanut balls? c'mon, honey.
It was a sorry affair, in my view.
He's not a kid anymore, and his hostility is showing, big time.
Change yr therapist, man!
It's sad to see a good ship go down.
Have no doubt he will emerge from the deep, but who knows when, and Ive got other fish to fry, squirrels to fricasee and so forth.
If you call that hostility showing, Christian Bale must have scared the crap out of you. ;)
On the contrary, I think only a very relaxed and confident person could walk up be himself up there, not worried how it appears...
Jake is an actor, a performer, an attention seeker. This should be a piece of cake for him, but it wasn't.
He looked happy and very natural to me. It looked like a piece of gateau for him, because he seemed honored to do it.
And as far as hostility, God wouldn't have given us negative emotions if he/she didn't intend for us to use them every once in awhile. So I don't hold it against Christian. ;)
Chris,
don't you dare giving up on Jake!
"If you call that hostility showing, Christian Bale must have scared the crap out of you. ;)"
I enjoy CB's rage. Its out in the open. Jake is, regarding David F., passive aggressive, like his father. Doesnt scare me but makes me sad for him.
I'm keeping the squirrel stew warm, and the love, too -
IOW, not giving up. he's the best man I ever had. no way now way Im livin' without him. . . .
^^He's gonna make a good Terminator. ;)
no way any of us are living without him.
O Homeo Homeo! wherefore art thou Homeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name!
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a male prostitute.
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